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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:33The End
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:53Hey!
00:01:08Whoa!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:40No!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:02:11Come on, come on, get up.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:03:13I'll have my revenge.
00:03:43I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50Let me go!
00:03:52Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:17But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds, now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her!
00:04:49No, boys!
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here, permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy!
00:05:30I don't even know these guys!
00:05:46Hi.
00:05:48Hello?
00:05:58Hello?
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:22Oh, get some of her!
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line forms are the right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:05Do the words, walk east till your hat floats, mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess, I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:16Come on.
00:07:26Come on, come on.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:33Come here.
00:07:35Come on.
00:07:36Come on!
00:08:12What the hell are you doing?
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:33What are you doing?
00:08:56Come on, come on, the back door, let's go.
00:09:04Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:09:12Let's get out of here.
00:09:20After them.
00:09:34Let's go.
00:09:56I'm Evie.
00:09:58Deathstalker.
00:09:59Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gamey!
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:13Yeah!
00:11:14Yeah!
00:11:17Yeah!
00:11:19Yeah!
00:11:20Yeah!
00:11:21Yeah!
00:11:23Yeah!
00:11:25Yeah!
00:11:29Yeah!
00:11:30Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Let them know!
00:11:32You go North!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back, we'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods.
00:11:58Here, try it. It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm. Good. Very good.
00:12:09Um, grab some water, too, please.
00:12:17Thank you. That was great. Great.
00:12:20Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no. Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34It just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:47Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:59Do you want to keep that to a minimum?
00:13:00I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes.
00:13:15I see it.
00:13:16So clear.
00:13:18A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:23She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:27Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:44The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:06What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:11Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Let's get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:21You shall confront them all,
00:14:22emerge victorious,
00:14:24and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is gonna get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:39Uh, sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it then.
00:14:49I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:04There's still more soup!
00:15:11Oh!
00:15:13Oh!
00:15:21Next.
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it. She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:08But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula,
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:24Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:51After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:28And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:17:43Next!
00:18:11Which way, almighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why did they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:16Yes, I'm the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:40Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chin, what do you got?
00:19:03That Stalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy, especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, and I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men.
00:20:44But don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:20:45No, waits.
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:48que.
00:21:04Me.
00:21:04No, may.
00:21:08No, no, no, no.
00:21:09I don't want lost.
00:21:09Maybe you제 – or just 손, but it is the part in there.
00:21:14Go on, man.
00:21:14We do not get lost, man.
00:21:14Come on, man.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:41Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:44I...
00:21:47Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys. Save your arrows.
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:02Oh, no.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:09Stalker!
00:24:10Ah!
00:24:31Huh?
00:24:35Throw your sword down or I'll cut her pretty little throat
00:24:40Go ahead, cut it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and, uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:11Deathstalker?
00:25:12You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:16Deathstalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should've listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:47What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come close.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured.
00:26:02It will.
00:26:05Now, go.
00:26:19So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:07You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when legends told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legends told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:41My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in, what are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:43Thank God.
00:28:45Stalker?
00:29:16you know grave robbing is not only morally repulsive but i believe it carries a rather
00:29:22stiff penalty in these parts who the hell are you forgive me for not introducing myself properly
00:29:29but i assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed
00:29:46stalker
00:30:03stalker get out here stalker get out here i'd offer you my hand sir but it's both tiring and
00:30:11inconvenient to be at two places at once even for a sorcerer so if you'll be so good as to
00:30:17excuse me
00:30:18i have a rather pressing engagement to attend to and oh by the way i've arranged one for you as
00:30:24well
00:30:36oh son of a bitch oh the old crushing war routine huh you couldn't do better than this
00:30:51stalker stalker
00:30:58stalker
00:31:01stalker
00:31:02stalker
00:31:08stalker
00:31:08gotta be a secret lover around here someplace
00:31:20stalker
00:31:21like
00:31:30you
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:32:02Ah!
00:32:03Tucker!
00:32:05Tucker!
00:32:06Get out of here!
00:32:08Ah!
00:32:09Tucker!
00:32:14Leave me alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming!
00:32:22I'm coming!
00:32:34Come on!
00:32:35Yeah!
00:32:36Come on!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:56Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards!
00:33:12Guards!
00:33:17No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Nice body, though.
00:33:42Come on!
00:33:44Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:47It's all right.
00:33:55Ah!
00:33:56Come on!
00:33:58Oh, my God!
00:34:01Oh, my God!
00:34:03Oh, my God!
00:34:04Oh!
00:34:29You know, something funny's going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33And then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jerick guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:03Looks like you could use this.
00:35:06What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Oh, okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of the tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry riverbed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15There ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Ah, why, I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot like Evie of Jafir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again,
00:37:38maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me.
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:02I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23This is a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31I'm going to stop shouting.
00:38:42Jeffstalker, according to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:10Gorgo, come on down.
00:39:12You're taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:30All right.
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now, mercy.
00:40:01Well, may the best man...
00:40:06Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:17That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to, uh, buy your clothes at a special store, or...
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:33Whoa!
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do.
00:41:20Stay away from her.
00:41:21Wear her out.
00:41:22Run her down.
00:41:23Get attacked.
00:41:24Attack?
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six.
00:41:30Maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:35Tiger!
00:41:38Tiger!
00:41:39Tiger!
00:41:40Tiger!
00:41:41Tiger!
00:41:41Tiger!
00:41:44Whoa!
00:41:44Whoa!
00:41:45Tiger!
00:41:45Tiger!
00:41:47Tiger!
00:41:49Tiger!
00:41:50Tiger!
00:41:52Tiger!
00:41:53Tiger!
00:41:54Tiger!
00:41:55Tiger!
00:41:57Tiger!
00:41:58Tiger!
00:41:59Tiger!
00:41:59Anybody got to scare?
00:42:04Get up!
00:42:06¡Ok!
00:42:07influéron!
00:42:10Can I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13get up!
00:42:17gafg
00:42:19haut
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up. Don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:48I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her.
00:43:20No!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Just putty in my hands.
00:43:41Putty in my hand.
00:44:13No! No!
00:44:15No!
00:44:20No!
00:44:30Get up! Get up!
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:40Oh!
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:51Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing? This is a fight to the death!
00:45:08Kill her!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:23That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess. Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here! No! What in the hell am I saying?
00:46:28Kitty, darling!
00:46:30I'm kidding! I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Kitty, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor. Thank you.
00:47:52It works.
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:42Help me.
00:48:43Oh I hate Death Stopper.
00:48:58I hate Death Stopper am僕.
00:48:59I hate Death stopper.
00:49:00Come here, Toad.
00:49:01I love you.
00:49:04I love you.
00:49:06I love you.
00:49:07I love you.
00:49:08I love you.
00:49:09I love you.
00:49:10I love you.
00:49:10I love you.
00:49:11Now we drink them to your magnificent battle tonight and
00:49:15The magnificent battle yet to come which one's that
00:49:28Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away
00:49:35Just wait here one minute
00:49:40Don't go away
00:49:49Stalker
00:49:50Just think I love making tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire
00:50:01Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy
00:50:05Sounds good to me
00:50:07Tomorrow my servant will awaken us at dawn
00:50:11You gotta be kidding after that fight. I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in oh, no, that's not
00:50:16possible
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed a daybreak ceremony. What ceremony our wedding ceremony
00:50:32Oh
00:50:32Oh shit
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago. Thanks
00:50:59I
00:50:59Don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap
00:51:03Shh
00:51:04No, I didn't think so
00:51:20Ah
00:51:21Now that you're up your royal highness there are matters we need to discuss
00:51:26You
00:51:27You
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jerak
00:51:29In all the excitement we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk
00:51:32But now we can fix all that
00:51:35Where's death stalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons
00:51:42Here's one
00:51:46I'll never talk
00:51:49And do you know why Jerak needs to keep me alive
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you say up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive
00:52:01Now where is death stalker
00:52:06Somebody looking for me
00:52:07Stalker
00:52:08You came back
00:52:09By popular demand
00:52:10Get up
00:52:40It's payback time stalker
00:52:42It's payback time stalker
00:52:45I'm all for it of course
00:53:15Ah
00:53:16Ah
00:53:20Ah
00:53:21Ah
00:53:22Ah
00:53:22Ah
00:53:23Ah
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:33Uh!
00:53:35Ah!
00:53:37Ah!
00:53:40Ugh!
00:53:42Ah!
00:53:47Stop!
00:53:48Oh, dear!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing.
00:54:16I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out! Out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:45I'm ready...
00:54:50And.
00:55:13I'm ready.
00:55:14I'm ready.
00:55:14We're ready.
00:55:14Okay, this is so good.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go? Under the castle.
00:56:19What is that? The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours? Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out! Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:58Ah, Deathstalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servants' entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:10I think we're revived!
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14No!
00:58:15No nothing!
00:58:17I don't know.
00:58:50Good evening, Devstalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Devstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Good mother.
00:59:31The princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I haven't got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen callers bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you,
00:59:56but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:23You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure, but I, uh, think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mine, Stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43Oh, it was just her looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Hey, Jen, did you miss?
01:02:50What?
01:02:51Oh, no!
01:02:57Hey, man!
01:03:01Oh, no!
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:10Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:13Ah!
01:03:16Ah!
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:46Oh, my God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:18Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:05:00I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now, go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:46I can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:53Oh.
01:06:05I can't tell you.
01:06:41I can't tell you.
01:06:44I can't tell you.
01:06:47I can't tell you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:42Still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And seemed to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:09:16Aah.
01:09:19Aah!
01:09:21Aah!
01:09:27Aah!
01:09:28Oh.
01:10:09Up.
01:10:31Up.
01:10:35Up.
01:10:36Up.
01:10:42Up.
01:10:49Up.
01:10:49Up.
01:10:50Up.
01:10:52Up.
01:10:52Let's go.
01:11:32Come forward Deathstalker.
01:11:33Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:52for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:57And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:08Uh...
01:12:09We won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our stories
01:12:14are going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact
01:12:19all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:22Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy
01:12:25to play me.
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