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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:33The End
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:52Hey!
00:00:53Hey, look at him!
00:01:08Whoa!
00:01:49Come on.
00:02:10Come on! Come on! Get up!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge. And Deathstalker, too.
00:02:31guitar solo
00:03:50Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar. I'm a seer. Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl. You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with a child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break. How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds. Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this. I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right. And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah. Now be off with you, princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:51No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here, permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy. I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45Come help, dog!
00:05:47Hello?
00:05:49Hello?
00:05:57Yes, sir.
00:06:06I'm sorry.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:21Whoa!
00:06:23Oh, get some of them.
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day.
00:07:00That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess!
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:34Yeah, look around with you!
00:07:43Whoa!
00:07:54Aah!
00:07:58Whoa!
00:07:58Wh Watching us!
00:08:00Hey!
00:08:01Whoa!
00:08:03Hey!
00:08:04Oh, yeah!
00:08:04Oh!
00:08:21What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:47Oh!
00:08:49Oh!
00:08:50Oh!
00:08:51Oh!
00:08:52Oh!
00:08:56Come on!
00:08:57Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:01Oh!
00:09:04Let's go!
00:09:14Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker!
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:03No!
00:10:15They're getting it!
00:10:18Whoop!
00:10:21Whoop!
00:10:25Whoop!
00:10:26Whoop!
00:10:30Whoop!
00:10:31Whoop!
00:10:32Whoop!
00:10:33Whoop!
00:10:33Whoop!
00:10:47you're good helps in my line of work what line of work is that oh i like to call it
00:10:54the wealth
00:10:55redistribution business oh so you rob from the rich and give to the poor no i rob from the rich
00:11:00and pretty much keep it do you think we lost them you got to get up pretty early in the
00:11:06morning to
00:11:06catch the prince of thieves it is pretty early in the morning
00:11:29hold it which way they go let them know you go north i'll have some i'll double back we'll meet
00:11:34here but find them yeah i think we finally lost them
00:11:49starving here just a second haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the boots
00:11:58here try it it's my specialty oh your specialty huh
00:12:04like it
00:12:07good very good um some water too please
00:12:17thank you that was great great boy you must have really been hungry
00:12:23more oh no couldn't eat another bite couldn't eat another bite
00:12:27i know i kind of messed things up for you before
00:12:33excuse me just struck me funny but i'm willing to make it up to you
00:12:38i'm listening i can tell your future no really i'm a seer it's a gift i've had since childhood
00:12:46okay things can't get much worse i guess shoot
00:12:51spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:55i want to keep that to a minimum i see you embarking on a heroic quest it shall become legend
00:13:05and storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages well i sure hope they get
00:13:11my name right an image is coming to me yes i see it so clear a young woman no a
00:13:20princess
00:13:22a princess is she rich she's calling to you help me help me death stalker only you can save me
00:13:30she's in trouble oh big trouble a matter of life or death
00:13:37what i see someone else dark and evil this is bad this is real bad the princess is being imprisoned
00:13:46by jerek an evil sorcerer are there any other kind he's also a great swordsman even greater than
00:13:55death stalker better than me wait he's laughing at you come and get me death stalker if you dare
00:14:05what this sorcerer where do i find him in the land of jaffir where the hell is that
00:14:12oh it's a long and perilous journey oh figures many dangers witches dragons ogres let's get down
00:14:19on the tourist trade you shall confront them all emerge victorious and reap a fabulous reward
00:14:25the all c9 never lies and this is going to get me into the legends right up there with conan
00:14:33oh whoa uh sorry you all right yes well what about the reward when i know more you know more
00:14:47well that settles it then i'm out of here where are you going let's go i'm not getting any younger
00:14:54you
00:14:54go go to jaffir now you got it sis wait a minute wait a minute there's still more soup
00:15:21next
00:15:26have you found the princess yet i'm working on it she won't get far
00:15:31you should have never let her escape she might come back and take a throw
00:15:37a wave pretending to be a princess who would believe it why don't you just kill her
00:15:46evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:52i created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:58unfortunately i haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:03in other words if she dies
00:16:07you die but once i've made a few minor adjustments in the formula i can duplicate anyone then eliminate the
00:16:14the original now my dear please run along these brief practice sessions are the
00:16:18only leisure i allow myself and i enjoy them so much more alone
00:16:27i'll be in my chamber waiting as you wish my dear as you wish next
00:16:40sultana you know how i hate standing in line you look marvelous lovely as a rose we can dispense with
00:16:48the pleasantries if you don't mind after what you've done to me i'd hardly call this visit a pleasure
00:16:54whatever do you mean my dear you never would have been able to put that little blonde
00:16:58bitch of yours up on the throne without my help let alone get rid of the real one you were
00:17:03paid
00:17:03handsomely i did not come here to bicker with you jerak my dear i have a proposition for you you
00:17:09wish to
00:17:10have the princess evie returned to you i wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting
00:17:15her back here i have a man shadowing them now doubtless you'll remember chin the buccaneer chin the one
00:17:22eye the man's a second-rate amateur in any event you will assist him evie is mine and the meddler
00:17:29death stalker death stalker oh very well he's yours enjoy done
00:17:36death stalker death stalker death stalker death stalker death stalker x9 always a pleasure sultana likewise i'm sure next
00:18:11Which way, oh mighty oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:04Death stalkers as good as in the grave.
00:19:06Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, and I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa.
00:20:09Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Most men, but don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:21:09Let him have it.
00:21:26Let him have it.
00:21:33Let him have it.
00:21:38Let him have it.
00:21:39better find another way. Oh, really? You think so? West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they? You tell me. You're the seer. Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar. Look, if they were trying to kill us, they could have done it way
00:21:57back down the road. No, they're after something. You sure you're telling me everything? I told you
00:22:03it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I? Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going? Just stay put. I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys. Save your arrows.
00:23:01No, please.
00:23:02Go, go, go, go, go.
00:23:04Oh, my God.
00:23:44Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:40Oh, my God.
00:24:44Oh, my God.
00:25:06Oh, my God.
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:30Oh, my God.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:19Oh, my God.
00:26:20So long, sailor.
00:26:21Oh, my God.
00:26:25Oh, my God.
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:39Oh, my God.
00:26:42Spooky, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:51Stalker, I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:02There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:07You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's going to believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered, my hut.
00:27:42I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We've got to go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on.
00:28:27It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:06What's the matter?
00:29:16you know grave robbing is not only morally repulsive but i believe it carries a rather
00:29:22stiff penalty in these parts who the hell are you forgive me for not introducing myself properly
00:29:29but i assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed
00:29:45stalker
00:29:47stalker
00:30:03get out here stalker get out here i'd offer you my hand sir but it's both tiring and
00:30:11inconvenient to be at two places at once even for a sorcerer so if you'll be so good as to
00:30:17excuse me i have a rather pressing engagement to attend to and oh by the way i've arranged
00:30:23one for you as well
00:30:37the old crushing war routine huh
00:30:41you couldn't do better than this
00:30:50stalker
00:30:51stalker
00:31:03stalker
00:31:07stalker
00:31:20stalker
00:31:22stalker
00:31:23stalker
00:31:24stalker
00:31:26stalker
00:31:26stalker
00:31:26stalker
00:31:48Let's go.
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:03Tucker!
00:32:05Tucker!
00:32:06Get out of here!
00:32:08Ah!
00:32:13Gosh, I'll leave you alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:36Come on!
00:32:37Come on!
00:32:37Come on!
00:32:38Come on!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards!
00:33:12Guards!
00:33:15Guards!
00:33:16No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Everybody's fighting, though.
00:33:43Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55No!
00:33:56Are you right?
00:33:57Come on!
00:33:59No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:05No!
00:34:05No!
00:34:06No!
00:34:07No!
00:34:08No!
00:34:10No!
00:34:11No!
00:34:12No!
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42It's Jarek guy. He's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:58Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:06What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:10Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of the tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15There ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Ah, why, I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:48Look, I, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot, like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me? A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But my name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well, maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah, uh, well, now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again, uh, maybe we
00:37:39could just be on our way.
00:37:42The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you, you have heard of me.
00:37:50Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20Used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on, let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the ring.
00:38:30Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll come and stop shoving it.
00:38:41Deathstalker?
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent, in this contest, shall be none other than Gorgo, our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:04Gorgo!
00:39:05Gorgo!
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:09Gorgo!
00:39:10Gorgo!
00:39:10Gorgo!
00:39:10Come on down!
00:39:12You're taking candy from your baby, you name her.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:18Look, I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26Gorgo!
00:39:29Gorgo!
00:39:32Gorgo!
00:39:34Gorgo!
00:39:37Gorgo!
00:39:38Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:41Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:43Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:45Gorgo!
00:39:48Gorgo!
00:39:48Gorgo!
00:39:49Gorgo!
00:39:50Gorgo!
00:39:51This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now mercy.
00:40:00Well?
00:40:02May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:10Let the fight begin!
00:40:12Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to, uh, buy your clothes at a special store, or...?
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:35Whoa!
00:40:35Gargo!
00:40:36Norgo!
00:40:40Norgo!
00:40:41No!
00:40:42Norgo!
00:40:42Burggo!
00:40:42Norgo!
00:40:44Norgo!
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:48Run!
00:40:50Come on.
00:40:54And stay down.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do. Stay away from her. Wear her out, run her down, then attack!
00:41:24Attack! If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five. Six, maybe. Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger!
00:41:35Darko! Darko! Darko!
00:41:41Whoa!
00:41:51Darko!
00:41:52Not the hair! Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh, my God! Anything that the hair!
00:42:05Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up, and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I gotta stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:53Go get her!
00:42:57Go get her, boy!
00:43:00Go!
00:43:03Go, go!
00:43:06Go, go!
00:43:07Go!
00:43:08Go!
00:43:10Go!
00:43:11Go, go!
00:43:11Oh, man!
00:43:18Oh, man!
00:43:20Oh, man!
00:43:21Oh, man!
00:43:24No!
00:43:25No!
00:43:26No!
00:43:27No!
00:43:30No!
00:43:31No!
00:43:32No!
00:43:36No!
00:43:37Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Just putty in my hand.
00:43:41Putty in my hand.
00:44:13Get her!
00:44:18No!
00:44:20No!
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:28Oh!
00:44:30Ah!
00:44:31Get down!
00:44:32Get down!
00:44:59Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?!
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible!
00:45:24You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:30Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good.
00:45:49That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I say?
00:46:28Kitty, darling.
00:46:30I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Kitty, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:25Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:49:00Well, we'll see you again.
00:49:02Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:49:02Have you seen Death Toithe Stopper?
00:49:05Do not you ever saw Death Stopper?
00:49:10Have you seen Death Stopp?
00:49:10Have you seen Death, Death?
00:49:11Now we'll take a drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle...
00:49:18...yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:24You're done.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here, one minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker, just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding. After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh no, that's not possible. The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22Our wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me, have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh, no, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh, I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get him!
00:52:15Oh!
00:52:18Oh!
00:52:20Oh!
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:25Oh!
00:52:28Oh!
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker!
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:11No!
00:53:17Oh!
00:53:19Oh!
00:53:22Oh!
00:53:29Oh!
00:53:30Oh!
00:53:31Ahhhh!
00:53:48Salker!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:24Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:21The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it.
00:56:40Just don't say it.
00:56:42But every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:47Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here!
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:49Get out of here!
00:57:15I'm sorry.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:17You see, I couldn't have possibly attained my current position by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:22Stop!
00:57:25He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought she was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35It's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off our holes.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:11I think we're revived!
00:58:12No!
00:58:14No!
00:58:17No!
00:58:19No!
00:58:20No!
00:58:50No!
00:58:51Good evening, Deb Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no.
00:58:59I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could've made a great team.
00:59:08There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:11Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Deathstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31The princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off. Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake. I must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess. You walk like a princess.
01:00:34You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure, but I think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:00:59Oh, my God.
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:53Oh, no.
01:02:55Let's get him.
01:03:27Come on!
01:03:57Come on!
01:04:18Come on!
01:04:19Come on!
01:04:31Come on!
01:04:32Come on!
01:04:34Come on!
01:04:36Come on!
01:04:39Come on!
01:04:40Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:48Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache. I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside. It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11We've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:29Go.
01:05:30Go.
01:05:32Go.
01:05:36Go.
01:05:38Go.
01:05:40Throne room is that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:46Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:53There's only room to be two eggs in this castle.ihad.
01:06:00Over there.
01:06:02A few hidden
01:06:10little bastard. spouse? Yes,
01:06:19I should.
01:06:19In this castle. Can
01:06:20you have a ※
01:06:20you going to do? If you go there. Yeah,
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You're still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:20Spoken like a true gallant.
01:08:20Spoken like a true gallant.
01:08:49Spoken like a true gallant.
01:08:50Spoken like a true gallant.
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:07Ah!
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:24Ahh!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:30Ah!
01:09:31Ah!
01:09:33Ah!
01:09:33Oh, my God!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:34All right.
01:11:03Oh, boy, oh, boy.
01:11:19Yay!
01:11:23Yes, Tom.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:52for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:57And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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