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00:08To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tube baby for a mysterious
00:15client.
00:17I'm warning you again. Absolute confidentiality about the President's identity. Not a single word. Otherwise, you won't live to see
00:26another sunrise.
00:31Mr. President. Eyes on me. Take your clothes off.
00:49Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press. I'm the one who deserves to stand next
00:55to him.
00:56The first one to bear my heir becomes the First Lady.
01:09Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one. I was the last
01:15one to find out I was pregnant.
01:17First Lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:20Doctor! Surrogate number one just had her baby! It's a boy!
01:23Yeah, guess that locks up the First Lady's spot for her.
01:26But the second the President saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out. Said the baby she
01:29had was some other guy's bastard.
01:31Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:34I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it, but then one by one, the other
01:38women had their babies.
01:39The President took one look at each and knew they weren't his. Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:43Take your bastard and get lost.
01:44Sorry, Mr. President. Just give me another chance. I swear I can give you a child.
01:47Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
01:50Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
01:54Give it everything!
01:57One last push! Come on, you can do it!
02:09The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:11Monster!
02:15What's wrong?
02:19What the hell?
02:21I just gave birth to...
02:23Dog putts?
02:24How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:25Oh no, this is bad.
02:27The President won't even need a test.
02:28Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:30I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:32And the money? Gone.
02:34What's going on here?
02:41What should I do?
02:42What should I do?
02:53Where's my baby?
02:57Tell me.
02:58Where is my child?
03:00Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:01I let you down.
03:03Sorry for what?
03:04I lied. I...
03:05I wasn't pregnant.
03:08That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:10That was...
03:10That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:13One whiff, and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:18A fake pregnancy?
03:20So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:24That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:27I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:29It made me look pregnant.
03:31Today, I just ate too much and had to go.
03:36What was that sound?
03:42Mr. President, you should stay back.
03:44I just went.
03:45It's pretty rank.
03:46So, I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here.
03:53Just for you to take a crack?
03:55Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
03:59Just give me more time.
04:01I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:03I won't lie stamed and his app has become to stamed.
04:06I waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:08But what about the surrogacy money?
04:11After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:16What?
04:21No money.
04:22And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:24What a joke.
04:25You two little troublemakers.
04:27You totally screwed me.
04:29If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:31Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:39Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:42Eh, whatever.
04:43But hey, you're mine, right?
04:46You guys hungry?
04:56Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:00Alright, fine.
05:01Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:03I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:09Drink up.
05:13Now that's what I call my kids.
05:15Already drinking in style.
05:17You two are going places.
05:19Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
05:23What the hell?
05:24I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:27So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:29Whose dog is this?
05:31You hurt.
05:32Hey, easy now.
05:33I won't bite.
05:34Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
05:40Could it be him?
05:41Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
05:47Mommy hug!
05:49You two were the puppies.
05:52How do puppies just turn into kids?
05:54And they're already big and can talk.
05:57What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:00Mommy!
06:01Uh, their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:04Feels just like regular kids.
06:06Mommy hug!
06:08Okay, okay.
06:09Mommy's good babies.
06:10Puppy kids, whatever.
06:11You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:13Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:16This might just last them one day.
06:17What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:19I, I just don't want to waste anything.
06:21You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:24Just focus on paying off your debt.
06:26Don't try anything cute.
06:27I, I get it.
06:33Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
06:36Mom worked so hard for us.
06:38We got to get her a gift.
06:40I think I smell dad.
07:08Hello.
07:11Hello.
07:23Stop right there.
07:25Mrs. Olivia.
07:26So a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use.
07:31What makes you think you're qualified?
07:34Qualified?
07:35What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
07:38It took me three years to get where I am.
07:40Three years of crisis staying up with him through countless nights and you.
07:44You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it.
07:48I never thought of it that way.
07:51Remember your place, janitor.
07:52Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
07:57Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:00What?
08:03Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:06Hey babies, mommy's home.
08:08Mommy, we got you a present.
08:10A present?
08:11What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
08:16For you, mommy.
08:18Mommy, here, take this.
08:20The presidential seal.
08:22The nuclear briefcase.
08:24The presidential seal?
08:25The nuclear button briefcase?
08:26No, no.
08:28No, no.
08:33So you two are the crazy little thieves.
08:35How could you steal this stuff?
08:37We were just looking for food for mommy.
08:40We found it in some room.
08:42This ring is so pretty, mommy.
08:44You should wear it.
08:46Oh, no.
08:47Oh, no.
08:48Oh, no.
08:49We are so screwed.
08:54Lock down the White House.
08:56Search every room.
08:56Not one corner gets whist.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:06Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:09This is the last one, the maid's quarters.
09:11Open the door.
09:21There they are, right here.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:25Caught red-handed.
09:27I'm definitely going to jail.
09:29Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room?
09:35Mr. President, I don't know anything.
09:37I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
09:42It must be the real thief.
09:43They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the
09:47stuff in my room to throw everyone off.
09:49That lie is full of holes.
09:51Your room is so remote.
09:53Which thief would just happen to come here?
09:54You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
09:57Just tell the truth already.
09:59Ma'am, look at me.
10:00I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:01Why would I steal something like that?
10:03I've got no motive.
10:04Mr. President, don't forget.
10:05This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:08When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:10I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:14That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you
10:17up and destroy your reputation.
10:20Tell me who put you up to this.
10:21Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
10:25I swear I didn't!
10:27Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
10:29Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
10:31I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
10:34No!
10:34I'm not a spy!
10:36I swear!
10:38Then let's do it in your way.
10:43Oh my god!
10:46Get down from there now!
10:48That's the president!
10:49Do you have any idea about how much his shoes cost?
10:54What the hell is that filthy thing?
10:58You dirty beach!
11:00You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:03Someone kill these animals!
11:04Throw them in the trash!
11:08Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:12I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
11:14I'm just a single, mint-usable mom trying to raise two little ones.
11:17It's hard enough!
11:18Please don't hurt them!
11:19I swear I'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up your shoes.
11:23Mr. President.
11:24These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
11:27And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling, like I've seen him somewhere before.
11:33You really like them, huh?
11:36Well, duh!
11:37They're my kids, of course I like them.
11:40Yes, they are adorable.
11:42Please just let me keep them.
11:44I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
11:47I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
11:50Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
11:52Wish they were werewolves.
11:54This ends here.
11:55No one speaks of this.
11:56Thank you, Mr. President.
12:09They're finally gone.
12:11You two little rascals best behave from now on.
12:15If you pull something like that again,
12:17I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
12:20You can be her little hand warmers.
12:34Mr. President, I checked it out.
12:36They are not strays.
12:38The woman brought them to the hospital.
12:39But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
12:43No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital, so why lie?
12:48I wasn't pregnant.
12:49That wasn't a baby coming out.
12:51That was, that was a massive toxic waste level crap.
12:55One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
12:59Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:01Yes, sir.
13:09Hey, easy now.
13:10I won't bite.
13:11But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
13:14What is that woman hiding?
13:18Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
13:21Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
13:24I, I didn't see anything.
13:27Tell the truth.
13:28Okay, okay, I'll talk.
13:29I, I, I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
13:32She gave birth to two puppies.
13:35And then I passed out from shock.
13:37You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
13:40Yes, I swear every word is true.
13:42I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
13:47So that's it.
13:48Yesterday was so weird.
13:50Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
13:55But he totally let me off.
13:56And he even touched my pups.
13:58Maybe he likes dogs too.
13:59Get the cages ready.
14:00I'm getting those moots out of the White House today.
14:11Quick hide!
14:18What are kids' dishes doing here?
14:20Those, those are for feeding my dogs.
14:22Feeding dogs with people's dishes.
14:24Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
14:28Now hand over those mutts.
14:30The president said I could keep them.
14:32The president runs a country.
14:34You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
14:37Search the place.
14:39Yes, ma'am.
14:39Find those little beasts.
14:41I'm throwing them out myself.
14:47No!
14:49No!
14:50Stop!
14:51The president said I could keep them!
14:53You can't!
14:54Out of my way.
14:56You think I don't know what you're doing?
14:58Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you.
15:02Let me tell you something.
15:03You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
15:05No way.
15:08There, you little bastards are.
15:10No!
15:11No!
15:11Grab them.
15:13Stray dogs dare to bite.
15:15Kill them.
15:16Do it now.
15:17No!
15:18Hit her.
15:19Ugh!
15:20Ugh!
15:21Ugh!
15:22Ugh!
15:22Ugh!
15:23Ugh!
15:27Don't move!
15:28You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday?
15:30Promise me.
15:32Never shift in front of anyone else.
15:34Or it'll bring trouble to us.
15:36Okay, mommy.
15:38What are you waiting for?
15:40Pull those little beasts out.
15:42Ah!
15:44No!
15:45Don't hurt my kids!
15:47Kids?
15:47What kids?
15:51Leah Cole, have you lost your mind, wanting to be first lady so bad, you actually think
15:57two stray dogs are your kids?
15:59You can't have a real baby, so you're raising mutts as substitutes.
16:03You're disgusting.
16:04You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
16:08You scheming little bitch.
16:10I'm not letting you stick around.
16:12I'm going to make you watch these little beasts die.
16:16No!
16:16Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them.
16:22No!
16:28Babies, don't be scared.
16:30Mommy's here.
16:32What are you waiting for?
16:33Hit her too!
16:34Beat her until she stops moving!
16:44I'd like to see anyone touch her.
16:51Mr. President.
16:52Mr. President.
16:53What brings you here?
16:54This place is beneath you.
16:55Olivia, you've got some nerve.
16:56I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
16:59Why do you bring people to hurt them?
17:00Mr. President, you misunderstand.
17:03I was worried about rabies.
17:04What if they pose a risk to you?
17:06I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
17:10She's...
17:10She's lying.
17:11She's...
17:12She just wanted to kill my dog.
17:14Sorry I'm late.
17:20These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
17:38Oh my God.
17:39The President.
17:41The President is holding me.
17:42What kind of script is this?
17:44He saved me.
17:45And he's being...
17:47Gentle.
17:48Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
17:52Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around,
17:55security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect.
17:57Mr. President.
17:58I just didn't think it through.
18:00But I was only worried about your safety.
18:02You two.
18:03Are you here to protect me?
18:04Or are you Olivia's personal body guardians?
18:06Mr. President.
18:07We...
18:08If you can't figure out who signs your checks,
18:10I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
18:12They're short on people in the Middle East.
18:14You leave tomorrow.
18:15See what a real field assignment looks like.
18:17Mr. President.
18:17We're sorry.
18:18Please, give us another chance.
18:20Mr. President.
18:21This young lady has extensive bruising and contrusions on her back.
18:24I've already disinfected the area.
18:26Just needs ointment applied regularly.
18:28I'll do it.
18:32Um, maybe I should just do it myself.
18:34I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
18:38Oh my God.
18:39The President just touched me.
18:41Why is he being so nice to me?
18:42We've only known each other for a few days.
18:44Is he...
18:45Is he up to something?
18:55I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
18:58Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
19:02Come in.
19:04Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
19:08I hope you can forgive me.
19:10Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
19:12But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
19:15Yes, sir.
19:16From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
19:19Move her into the room next to mine.
19:22What?
19:22And one more thing.
19:24The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
19:27Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
19:29We're making it official.
19:30Girlfriend?
19:31Girlfriend, Mr. President.
19:32This, this, this isn't right.
19:34I'm just a cleaner.
19:35I...
19:35No one deserves it more than you.
19:37What is wrong with this man?
19:38Did someone drug him?
19:39I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
19:44I am not ready for this.
19:45Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
19:48Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
19:51If they dig into her background, your reputation...
19:53Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
19:58I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
20:03Hmph.
20:03Too bad he doesn't know.
20:05These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
20:07Only these two pups are truly mine.
20:10None of those women bore my seed.
20:12But no one can know I'm a werewolf.
20:14Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
20:24Miss Cole, this is your room.
20:26If you need anything, just call me.
20:31Okay.
20:31Come out, babies.
20:37Mommy!
20:40My good babies.
20:44Kids, you're sure the maid heard right?
20:46Positive.
20:47Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
20:49Got it.
20:50This woman makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
20:54Hose brats are probably leftovers from some job.
20:56Baby daddy ran off.
20:58No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
21:00Then we should tell the president.
21:01Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
21:03He'll dump her for sure.
21:04That's too easy for her.
21:05Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents Dinner.
21:07Every media outlet in the country will be there.
21:10I'm going to destroy her in front of everyone.
21:12She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
21:16Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
21:17You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
21:21Got it?
21:21Got it, Mommy.
21:23Bye-bye, Mommy.
21:29Mr. President, here you're announcing something big tonight.
21:32Any hints?
21:34You'll know soon enough.
21:43Who is she?
21:44I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
21:47Yeah, maybe some European princess?
21:49She's got that kind of vibe.
21:51Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
22:03You look stunning tonight.
22:05Shall we dance, Leah?
22:07Mr. President, I don't know how.
22:10Just follow my lead.
22:22The President is dancing with her.
22:24This is huge.
22:28No, no, no.
22:29Snap out of it, Leah.
22:30He's the President.
22:31Half the women in America would kill to marry him.
22:33What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
22:36Get a grip.
22:38Allow me to introduce my girlfriend.
22:41Leah Cole.
22:49He...
22:49He actually said it!
22:53Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
22:56How long have you two been together?
22:57How did you meet?
23:01Don't be afraid.
23:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
23:07No noble background, no complicated past.
23:09She's clean.
23:10She's simple.
23:11I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
23:15I'm counting on all of you.
23:16Please leave her alone.
23:17Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
23:21I...
23:21How many boyfriends have you had before?
23:23I've never dated anyone.
23:26So that means the President is your first love?
23:33Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
23:36They say they're looking for their mother.
23:38I wasn't sure how to handle it, because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
23:46Mommy!
23:48My baby!
23:49Yes!
23:49My baby!
23:50Very old
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