00:06How long have Sarah and I known each other?
00:09Aztec Civilization is a quick read.
00:11It barely touches on Lucantaco Tlalit.
00:13Should we check with a writer just to be safe?
00:15The showrunner just called, and he is cutting your character from the show.
00:19You never let me in, Simon.
00:21Not really.
00:22Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
00:24I'm not resisting.
00:25This is Simon Williams.
00:28You're an actor.
00:29Do you think you can get close to him?
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Anyway, nice meeting you.
00:35What we will find when we look at Wonder Man today,
00:38what can he teach us about ourselves?
00:43Simon Williams is super-powered, unstable, and incredibly dangerous.
00:48You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:50Why?
00:51Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:53They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
00:55Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
01:04That was Janelle, my agent.
01:06She was trying to get a hold of the both of us.
01:08No one has her info.
01:10We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12Tell us.
01:15Bye.
01:18No one has ever since done.
01:27Bye.
01:32Bye.
01:33Bye.
01:35Bye.
01:39Bye.
02:00Bloody amazing, Miss Tunnel. I bloody love it. I mean, look at us.
02:04Do you know how many people went out for those roles or wanted to do but didn't even get the
02:07chance?
02:07Hundreds. Thousands. Thousands of people had their hopes into these auditions and somehow you and I made it through the
02:14process.
02:14We're whittled down in casting selects, seen by producers, put on a list. Then Von Kovac saw something promising, something
02:21that moved him.
02:22And here we are. Hey, we're still in the running. It's a bloody miracle.
02:27I'm just trying to process it, honestly. But don't process it, Simon. Enjoy it for heaven's sake.
02:33Not yet. I can't. No, we're good. Come on, we're celebrating.
02:37No, you don't understand what this role means to me. This is, it's, it's the role. This movie, everything. It's
02:45too much.
02:46If I get this close and I miss, I should be in bed or at the gym or running lines
02:55or...
02:56Simon, we've got no lines to run. You need to relax. Hey, have you tried box breathing?
03:03What?
03:06Breathe in slowly for a count of five. Then hold for five. And you exhale slowly for five. Then hold
03:22for five once again.
03:25You don't think about the callback. It's your job as an actor to experience life. This is your life. You've
03:31had a victory, a moment of accomplishment. So, fill your cup.
03:39We did beat out a lot of fools, didn't we? That's his spirit.
03:43Oh.
03:46Who could call you so late?
03:48Ah, a friend of mine from the pocket dimension I used to live in.
03:53You've reached Trevor Slattery. Please leave a message after the beep.
03:56What are you pulling, Slattery?
04:03You're working awfully late.
04:05Hey, Deputy Secretary. I didn't think anyone was still here.
04:08Yeah, just going over numbers. Yet again. Trying to save what I can. It's nasty business.
04:15Yeah.
04:16How's your case going?
04:18Oh, good. Very promising. Making lots of progress.
04:22Well, I'm glad to hear that.
04:25I've always liked you, Cleary. I'd love to keep you around.
04:30All right, nice to go. Are you, uh, heading down?
04:34No. I think I'm gonna keep at it.
04:38I'm in the home stretch, most likely.
04:40Don't want to leave anything up to chance.
04:43That's the spirit.
04:48Oh, another round. It's on him.
04:50Much appreciated.
04:53Why is he buying his drinks?
04:55Who cares? If we left what you wanted to, we'd be paying our own bill.
05:00Uh, to one, we owe the pleasure.
05:03You, uh, you really don't remember me, do you, Trev?
05:08Yeah, we did, uh, um, an off-Broadway play together.
05:12Um, Hurley-Burley, maybe?
05:21Nope.
05:22American Buffalo.
05:25Remember me now?
05:26No, but I really wish I did.
05:30You owe me, Trev.
05:32A dozen eight balls.
05:34Fifty hits of X.
05:35Two pounds of sativa.
05:36That's quite a lot.
05:37That was your order for one Saturday night.
05:39Well, on the bright side, I'm sure it was thoroughly enjoyed.
05:43Hey!
05:44You got some nerve, you know that?
05:47You really think you could treat me like garbage?
05:50Is that it?
05:55You skipped town, Trev.
05:57You just vanished.
05:58Left me a bunch of supplies out for my blood,
06:01because I trusted you.
06:05Can we talk about this?
06:08Uh, hold on.
06:16Oh, no.
06:19Oh, bloody hell.
06:36I really didn't want to do that.
06:38i'm really glad you did though come on man you know how dangerous it is for me to do that
06:45in
06:45public i know i know i i'm sorry the good news is no one saw a thing bollocks
06:55you think he saw i don't know he's wearing a camera maybe just got here i don't think so
06:59well he's not doing anything hello uh these blokes seem injured any idea what happened
07:10i think he saw it of course he did
07:16where the hell he go are you gonna use super speed or what i'm gonna use my car trevor
07:21does that mean you do or do not have super speed let's go
07:28why is the source traffic it's a friday night probably the hollywood bowl it's too late for
07:34the bowl it's usually the bowl i remember seeing share there once breathtaking shaka khan now there's
07:40a woman trevor would you please focus
07:44why is there for me to focus on i'm sitting in the passenger seat i don't know just look around
07:49or something please you gotta be here somewhere
07:55she's persistent what my friend she doesn't realize i'm a little busy at the moment looking
08:01around out the window there he is you know looking around works whoa whoa whoa there's traffic here
08:10steady on hey hey
08:15get out of the way get out of the way we're on the sidewalk get out of the way get
08:23out of the way get out of the way
08:24oh
08:26oh
08:26shut up shut up don't say no
08:28okay
08:29shit we lost him
08:33oh my goodness what what what what what is janelle just emailed us the signs for the callback what
08:39well it's still doing up this seems intense that seems intense yeah no trevor please not now
08:45It's a Wonder Man Barnaby scene.
08:47Not now!
08:49Barnaby betrays Wonder Man.
08:50What?
08:54Let me see that.
08:59But Barnaby's his only friend.
09:02Yeah, no.
09:03Look at this.
09:04Barnaby.
09:05He found my prize, Wonder Man.
09:07I just pray you never have to learn yours.
09:09I think it's going to be quite moving.
09:15If that footage gets out, I won't even be acting in a dog food commercial.
09:19Where the hell is this guy?
09:21Is that him?
09:26What is he doing?
09:27Looks like he wants us to chase him.
09:30Well, let's hurry then.
09:34Don't let me hold you back.
09:59He just disappeared.
10:02He just disappeared.
10:14This is nifty.
10:16We should remember this for another time.
10:18Yeah, I'll put it on our list.
10:20Splendid.
10:21You two have a reservation?
10:23Uh, no.
10:24We don't have a reservation.
10:27But we're meeting a friend.
10:29Okay.
10:31Interesting.
10:33He knows we're not going to make a scene in public.
10:36Aren't we?
10:37No, we're not.
10:39Oh.
10:42How's it going, guys?
10:46So, you may have seen something back there in the alley look a little odd under a certain light?
10:52No, nothing looked odd.
10:53From where I was standing, it was pretty clear.
10:56But also, I have all the footage on GoPro.
11:00Okay.
11:01Understood.
11:01Uh, where's the GoPro?
11:03It's stashed away somewhere safe.
11:04He's hustling us.
11:06Oh, this guy's a little hustler.
11:08I know what you're capable of, and I get that you might want to keep it a secret.
11:12And that's cool with me.
11:14Okay?
11:14That's cool with me.
11:15But I might need a little hand with something.
11:18No deal.
11:18You're clearly untrustworthy.
11:19He's clearly untrustworthy.
11:21It's too.
11:22Uh, what if we decide not to help?
11:24Oh, then the footage automatically gets uploaded to YouTube at 9 a.m.
11:28Can I do that?
11:28I don't know.
11:29Well, you're the tech wizard.
11:30You've got all those apps on your phone.
11:31No, it's not the same thing, Trevor.
11:33It's not possible.
11:34Yeah, it's possible.
11:35Trust me.
11:36We've already established that no one can trust you.
11:44What do you want?
11:47Okay, so there's this asshole, Esteban.
11:50And three weeks ago, he stole my motorcycle, and it's why I have to do all of my business
11:55on these crappy schools.
11:57Most likely something illegal, I bet, knowing this one.
11:59Look, for someone like you, this would be a piece of cake.
12:03Okay, I know where he has the bike.
12:05Basically, you just got to show up, give Esteban a scare.
12:08I get my motorcycle back.
12:10You can delete the footage.
12:12Easy.
12:13I don't like it.
12:14We don't have a choice, Jordan.
12:17Sounds like we got a deal.
12:23What do we find, Esteban?
12:43There it is.
12:45He's probably having a bagging party.
12:47A bagging party?
12:49Another degenerate in our midst.
12:51I know you're not talking.
12:53Is your degenerate past that got us into this?
12:56Operative word being passed, and I'm sorry.
12:59There's my bike.
13:01One slap, Esteban will be shitting his pants and begging me to take the keys.
13:04Trust me.
13:05Okay, wait here.
13:08We'll handle this.
13:14So, what's the plan?
13:17We pretend we're undercover cops.
13:19We're in the neighborhood, on another case, meeting with the C.I.
13:22Clock suspicious activity.
13:24Random place on a motorcycle when it came up stolen.
13:26Brilliant.
13:26I love all the police lingo.
13:28Law and order, season 14.
13:29Can I get a witness directed by Don Scardino?
13:31Sam Mardison has to prove some witnesses to a drug mule murder were bribed.
13:35And does he?
13:36Of course.
13:37It's not exactly our situation, but there's plenty to pull from.
13:40I still remember most of the dialogue.
13:44I still follow my legs.
13:46Will do.
13:55Is Esteban home?
13:56Who are you guys?
13:57We'll be the ones asking the questions, ma'am.
14:00Holy shit.
14:01Aren't you the Mandarin?
14:04Yo, Esteban.
14:04The frickin' Mandarin just showed up.
14:06Come on in.
14:08I think our cover's blown?
14:10Mm-hmm.
14:19No.
14:20What?
14:23It really is the Mandarin.
14:25Bro, we used to scare each other in middle school doing Mandarin impressions, yo.
14:30America, this is another lesson.
14:34What the hell are you doing here, bro?
14:37Who's your friend?
14:39Simon.
14:40We're industry friends.
14:41Look, we don't want any trouble, okay?
14:44Just give us the motorcycle.
14:45We won't have to call the cops.
14:47Come on, man.
14:48Call the cops for what?
14:50Well, a stolen bite, for one.
14:52And then, uh, this.
14:56The candy?
14:57Well, when I eat this, Esteban, these are clearly drugs of some kind.
15:00Possibly laced with angel dust.
15:02Angel dust?
15:03When was the last time you did drugs?
15:05Bruh, this is homemade candy.
15:08Chamoy?
15:10Chamoy?
15:11That's why everybody needs Latin friends, bro.
15:13Look, this is tamarindo, fruit pulp, chilies, and taheen mixed in with a bunch of different
15:18types of gummies.
15:18It's my special recipe.
15:20Look.
15:22Try a peach ring.
15:23Yeah.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Mm-hmm.
15:31That's incredible.
15:32Sweet, spicy, sour.
15:34Simon, you gotta try one.
15:35I feel like Stevie Nicks having coke, blown up a bunghole.
15:38Uh, I really just want to get Jaden's bike and be on our way.
15:42Wait, Jaden?
15:44That's who told you the motorcycle was stolen?
15:46Yeah.
15:46Okay, see, now it's all starting to make sense, man.
15:49You can't trust that guy for shit.
15:51I told you, Simon, you can't trust Jaden for shit.
15:53And what makes you so sure that we can trust Esteban?
15:55Try a peach ring.
15:56You'll understand.
15:57Look, man, you go back and tell Jaden if he wants my bike, he's gonna have to come and
16:01take it himself instead of sending Beavis and Butthead.
16:03Yeah, if you don't mind, what's the story with you and Jaden?
16:08There's obviously some, you know, history here.
16:12Well, yeah, we used to be boys.
16:13We started this whole chamoy candy operation together.
16:16Chamoy dudes.
16:17Shit blew up fast.
16:19As many of you got a taste of success, everything changed.
16:21Suddenly the Knights came out and wants to fight over every little damn thing.
16:24We had to go our separate ways.
16:26He started his own operation.
16:27Well, it certainly can't compete with these peach rings.
16:30Just got to be careful who you partner up with, right?
16:34He's right.
16:35We can learn a lot from Esteban.
16:38So, do you want to tell Jaden the deal's off or shall I?
16:42What are you talking about, Trevor?
16:44Oh, hold on.
16:45Jaden is here with y'all?
16:46Yeah, he's in the car.
16:47No, Trevor, we have to finish this job.
16:49Remember, it's important.
16:51Yeah, unfortunately, we've aligned ourselves with the wrong man.
17:00What the hell's taking so long?
17:05Oh, shit.
17:06Hey, I...
17:08Oh, shit.
17:10Where the hell is Trevor Slattery?
17:19You don't know that.
17:21Yes, I do.
17:22Clearly, Esteban's the only man of any principle amongst the whole lot.
17:25Oh, shit.
17:27You know what I just realized?
17:28The Mandarin?
17:30Mandarins.
17:31Diablo, yo.
17:32That's right.
17:33We can get a video of the Mandarin making a match of mandarin.
17:36Don't be crazy.
17:36Come on, please.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:38I couldn't possibly...
17:39That role is a source of great pain for me.
17:42Trevor Slattery!
17:43Bloody hell.
17:44Get out here now!
17:46I'd rather not.
17:47Then we'll kill your friend Jaden!
17:48Please do.
17:49Trevor.
17:50What?
17:50He's no friend of mine.
17:51Oh, hell no, man.
17:52Y'all gotta go.
17:53I don't need this kind of trouble here.
17:54Help me, Trevor.
17:55Not bloody likely.
17:57I want...
17:57I want most videos.
17:59Shut up!
18:00Oh, quick question.
18:02Um, can someone set a GoPro to automatically upload a video to YouTube?
18:07Uh, straight from the camera?
18:08Uh, yeah.
18:09Without a laptop?
18:10Without a laptop.
18:11No, no, you have to download the footage first.
18:12So whatever's on that camera is the only copy?
18:14Yes.
18:15I knew it!
18:16You guys got a gold, man.
18:17We just need the GoPro a golden.
18:18Is that right?
18:19Jaden's been lying to us the whole time.
18:22We're gonna count to ten, Trevor.
18:23Hey, Mandarin, you gotta get out of here, girl.
18:25Ten!
18:26No, no, no, no.
18:27This is not happening!
18:29Nine!
18:29Just shove the GoPro through the mail slot, Jaden.
18:33Eight!
18:36Seven!
18:37I'm proud of you, Jaden.
18:38Please don't let me die.
18:40Six!
18:41That's all right.
18:41I'm sorry about your boy dudes, okay?
18:43I got greedy.
18:45Five!
18:45You did, bro, but it's okay.
18:47I forgive you.
18:48Four!
18:50Three!
18:51Don't let me die today!
18:52I don't want anybody to die today!
18:54Two!
18:54We should go, Esteban.
18:56You can't just leave me.
18:57Oh, shit, it's Janelle.
18:59Hey!
18:59Hey!
19:01Hands up!
19:02Janelle.
19:03Oh, my God, Simon, thank God you answered.
19:05I'm gonna have to call you back, Janelle.
19:06Simon, listen to me.
19:07Do not hang up this phone.
19:08We're just having a conversation, officer.
19:10They're drug dealers, all of them.
19:12We just made candy, Mrs. Gonzalez.
19:15What the hell is going on over there?
19:16Yeah, it's not a great time.
19:19Drop the weapon!
19:20Come on, bro.
19:22If you do not drop that weapon...
19:24Listen to me, Simon.
19:25Bob Colbeck is leaving town tomorrow.
19:26The callback has been moved up.
19:28What?
19:28The callback is happening now.
19:29Get your ass to Bob Colbeck's house as fast as you can.
19:32Put the gun down!
19:35Oh, shit.
19:35We gotta go!
19:36Hold on!
19:37Hold on!
19:38Hold on!
19:39Hold on!
19:40Hold on!
19:48We're in the wrong seat!
19:49Trevor, just drive!
19:51Drive!
20:01Well...
20:02Don't take no stop.
20:04I'm jumping Jack Flash.
20:06The bear guy's trying to do me in,
20:08but I'm too smart for that.
20:10The bear guy's got a spitting buzzin'
20:11Jump buildings in a single bound.
20:14Known throughout the country as the baddest, baddest man around.
20:21I'm not superman.
20:24Oh, darn superman!
20:24Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, superman!
20:29Oh, I doubt you built a man, nasty.
20:32He'll try to fix my lines.
20:49Cause I'm Superman, I'm Superman.
21:35I'm Superman, I'm Superman, I'm Superman.
21:49I'm Superman, I'm Superman.
22:40I'm Superman.
23:15I'm Superman.
23:18I'm Superman.
23:32I'm Superman.
23:35I'm Superman.
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