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00:00:00Welcome back to game seven of the UBA Finals.
00:00:04Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:05If the sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:08he will be crowned the league's god of ball.
00:00:13Got this baby.
00:00:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:17I never could have done this without you.
00:00:19And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:25It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:32I love you.
00:00:34Kill him, sniper.
00:00:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:43They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:45Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:47Oh, the sniper stole it.
00:00:50He's heading to the front court.
00:00:53We have three seconds left.
00:00:55Can the sniper save the game?
00:01:01This is for you, baby.
00:01:06There's the release.
00:01:08No, he missed.
00:01:10Wait a sec.
00:01:11Is that his signature move?
00:01:15The sniper's signature kill shot just won the league finals.
00:01:37I could have done this without you.
00:01:47The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:58I got my win.
00:02:00And now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:10Regina, no!
00:02:14Regina, no!
00:02:28Regina.
00:02:33We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who
00:02:37made the Lightning champions.
00:02:39So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league
00:02:43legend, the sniper.
00:02:49After the death of the family member,
00:02:51the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:00It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:05You'll regret it forever.
00:03:07This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:11I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:13I'm not going to put my son in danger.
00:03:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:33I'll never play again.
00:03:42how could i be so blind
00:03:46i put basketball before my family i put them in danger this is what i deserve
00:03:52mars davis you're on fire this greatness run in the family who inspired you to pick up the ball
00:03:57the sniper i mean he's the best to ever do it i'd give anything to train without lost legend
00:04:03i was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me so any greatness you see
00:04:09it's all me my son doesn't know who i used to be just who i was to him
00:04:16it's been 20 years since my wife died i picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put
00:04:21it down
00:04:21but regina would hate to see me like this a washed up alcoholic slinging burgers at a drive-thru
00:04:27it's time to get my shit together
00:04:32he's like the steph curry of burgers
00:04:36holy shit i did it over 200 cars served per hour you know what that means guys bonus time
00:04:47biggest cut for me scotty didn't do shit it's your math skills that broke a record
00:04:54i'm the reason we got that bonus you're gonna deny me my cut
00:04:57buddy you've been drinking on the job i should fire your ass our janitor guy quit this morning
00:05:04so either you walk out of here broke and jobless or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom
00:05:12i've lost everything i won't give up my last shred of dignity
00:05:16no thanks i quit quit me good luck who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic
00:05:32if the lightning lose this playoff game then the owner's gonna kill the team i'm sorry
00:05:39we need a hail mary
00:05:51i haven't seen precision like that since the sniper did i just find the lost basketball legend
00:05:59holy shit that's omari gibbs yo mr gibbs can i have one autograph as a general manager myself
00:06:05i'd be honored hey mersel
00:06:10come with me we need you back in the game
00:06:25we need the sniper as a lightning's assistant coach
00:06:30no way and don't call me that sniper died a long time
00:06:35we have one more game to save this team we need a miracle we need you i gave up basketball
00:06:4120 years ago
00:06:44i'm not your guy wait i want to show you something
00:06:53you know mars could be one of the greats we don't win this playoff game the owner's gonna sell
00:07:03they'll rebuild rebrand and mars korea will go down with this team
00:07:09we'll up against the 99ers he can't beat them on his own
00:07:13i'll never forget that i'll keep myself
00:07:16you could if you coach him to the finals he'll never respect you unless you show him that you deserve
00:07:22it
00:07:23this is your chance to make a comeback
00:07:27wassup i've seen you ruin your own life don't ruin your sons too
00:07:38fine i'll do it
00:07:45but no one can know who i am i'm only coaching i'm not playing
00:08:04all right listen up the only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs
00:08:11is because of mars but there's no way we're gonna i mean there's not a chance we survive unless we
00:08:18dad
00:08:22what the hell are you doing here
00:08:28i'm your new assistant coach
00:08:29what do they call you coach combo meal
00:08:34no no fucking way he's an alcoholic loser
00:08:37he couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son
00:08:42i spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you
00:08:46now you come to my house to coach me i don't think so
00:08:50what the hell is amari thinking we need a miracle to win this final not a drive-thru drunk
00:08:55no what you need is better cuts
00:08:58sets and picks and perfect your three-point game
00:09:00you think it's that easy old man
00:09:03if you could hold on to the ball
00:09:04what you lack in power you can make up for in precision
00:09:07what do you know
00:09:08the only thing i've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash
00:09:14he's wasted
00:09:15don't hurt yourself gramps
00:09:33lucky shot
00:09:35don't let this drunk con fool you when it comes to actual basketball he's got nothing on me
00:09:39what will it take for you to call me coach
00:09:44a shooting contest
00:09:45three extreme shots
00:09:47fast one to make him wins
00:09:49if you win
00:09:50you can stay
00:09:51but if i win
00:09:53you walk out
00:09:55and never
00:09:55come back
00:09:58i never wanted to play again
00:09:59especially not against my own son
00:10:02but if i have to prove myself to protect him
00:10:05deal
00:10:10mars
00:10:11do you think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most important game
00:10:16i don't know
00:10:17let him show us what he's got
00:10:19he's a useless deadbeat
00:10:21he'll gas out before he even hits the first shot
00:10:27all right
00:10:27three expert level shots
00:10:29the step back three
00:10:31the blind strike
00:10:32and the clutch
00:10:33same sequence
00:10:34same time
00:10:36you miss
00:10:37you go again
00:10:38no resets
00:10:39no excuses
00:10:41three
00:10:42two
00:10:43one
00:10:45first up
00:10:46the step back three point shoot
00:10:48it's a difficult shot
00:10:50that requires pacing
00:10:51and core strength
00:10:53how could he make it
00:10:54did you see that
00:10:56next up
00:10:57the blind strike
00:10:58it requires good memorization
00:11:00and a sixth sense
00:11:04even without looking
00:11:08bro he's cooking you
00:11:09finally
00:11:10the clutch
00:11:11the most difficult shot
00:11:12you can do
00:11:13in the entire game
00:11:14it means you're out of time
00:11:15and energy
00:11:16and you have one last shot
00:11:17i've only seen one player pull it off
00:11:1920 years ago
00:11:20i'm rookie of the year
00:11:22i mean you're just some drunk patty pusher
00:11:23who works at a fast food joint
00:11:25there's no way you could
00:11:26you're gonna used to calling me coach
00:11:34what
00:11:44who the hell is this guy
00:11:46why does he seem so familiar
00:11:48that's the lightnings hail mary
00:12:02all right
00:12:03everyone start sprints
00:12:09of course
00:12:11you're the best player on this team
00:12:12you can't just run off like that
00:12:13you don't
00:12:14get to disappear for years
00:12:16and suddenly decide
00:12:17you're my dad again
00:12:18everything i have
00:12:19i built
00:12:20by myself
00:12:21now i'm not taking orders from you now
00:12:23you can flash those fancy tricks all you want
00:12:25but you don't actually know ball
00:12:27you sure about that
00:12:28aunt grace told me you played before i was born
00:12:30but if you were any good
00:12:31you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now would you
00:12:34unless this team wins tomorrow
00:12:36your career is over
00:12:37and i'm not gonna let that happen
00:12:39we will win
00:12:40it'll have nothing to do with you
00:12:47i won't give up and walk away this time
00:12:49i can't lose him forever
00:12:53son wait
00:12:58okay i'm sorry
00:12:59are you lost zippy burger
00:13:01who'd you steal this from
00:13:06i didn't steal anything
00:13:10so you're the lightning's new assistant couch
00:13:13tyler murray
00:13:14my old rival
00:13:15recruiting from the drive-thru
00:13:18i mean scraping the bottom of the barrel
00:13:20i was able to play for a team
00:13:22that's about to be erased from league history
00:13:24it'll feel great when we beat you
00:13:27you won't even make it to the finals
00:13:29the lightning have been terrible
00:13:32ever since the sniper went m.i.a
00:13:34what 20 years ago
00:13:35thanks to me
00:13:36now the scorpions rule
00:13:37i should make it look like an accident
00:13:40sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:13:46you're no sniper
00:13:47so i suggest you start burning your jerseys
00:13:50you can learn how to flip burgers
00:13:52work with this guy
00:13:52because your basketball career
00:13:55it's over
00:13:56don't talk to my son like that
00:13:59so you're the alcoholic absent father
00:14:02ah
00:14:03and i can see why he wants nothing to do with you
00:14:06hey
00:14:07don't you worry
00:14:08won't your greasy dad here
00:14:09you run your team straight to the ground
00:14:11i'll let you be my ball boy
00:14:22you should teach your boys manners
00:14:24the 99ers are going to destroy you
00:14:27so i suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court
00:14:30i'll let the score speak for it soon
00:14:40i'm about to coach a playoff game
00:14:42i need to look the part
00:14:51the lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel
00:14:54but thanks to some stellar plays from rookie mars davis
00:14:56during the playoffs
00:14:58going head to head with one of the league's top franchises
00:15:01coach rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon
00:15:04is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru
00:15:24is that the burger guy
00:15:26no but it can't be
00:15:28they call him coach combo meal
00:15:30there's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays
00:15:35everybody expects us to fail tonight
00:15:36but if we focus
00:15:37stick to the game plan
00:15:39we can prove the world wrong
00:15:40it's your show coach
00:15:42good luck
00:15:43only if we played too
00:15:45this team would be unstoppable
00:15:46if we got him out on the court
00:15:48time to break the curse
00:15:50all in team lightning
00:15:58to let him fool you guys
00:16:00combo meal talks up a big game
00:16:01but he'll give up on you when you need him most
00:16:04i'm not going anywhere
00:16:05let's win this
00:16:06lightning on three
00:16:07one
00:16:07two
00:16:08three
00:16:08lightning
00:16:15remember this face
00:16:16i'm the legend
00:16:17that's going to knock you
00:16:19and the lightning out of this league for good
00:16:36the ball movement boys
00:16:44take it baby
00:16:48decide
00:16:49who is that schlub playing rush's assistant coach
00:16:53it's mars davis's absent father
00:16:56guy's a total alcoholic
00:16:57clearly just a pity hire
00:16:59mars davis father
00:17:01why does he look so familiar
00:17:03these losers are humiliating you
00:17:07let's go boys
00:17:08alcoholic or not
00:17:10he's got them playing like a whole new team
00:17:18wait
00:17:19wait
00:17:26no
00:17:27what to do
00:17:40where's the foul ref
00:17:41come on
00:17:44where's the foul ref
00:17:49they can't beat us so they're playing dirty
00:18:10they're scared
00:18:11don't back down
00:18:12don't tell me what to do
00:18:13old man
00:18:20stitches on mars
00:18:27focus up behind the line
00:18:51you're blind ref
00:18:54red number fifteen foul
00:19:00i can't go down
00:19:02not like this
00:19:04this is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:07unless mars davis makes a miraculous recovery
00:19:10there's one way that they can come back from this
00:19:12i told you
00:19:13they would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:22we're all out of subs
00:19:23your last chance to win us
00:19:25we have to forfeit
00:19:29wait
00:19:31you've got your hail mary right here
00:19:34i already drew up a player contract just in case
00:19:36your team needs you on the court coach
00:19:40you want me to play
00:19:42you shoot with the best accuracy i've ever seen
00:19:45between you and me
00:19:47i want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:19:51you can save us
00:19:52i'll win it all
00:19:56there's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach
00:19:59can bring them back from an eight point deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:03it's impossible
00:20:04go out there coach
00:20:05and i'll knock you down so hard you know you back up
00:20:11if we lose
00:20:12it's all over
00:20:14a team
00:20:15my career
00:20:25if everyone finds out who i am
00:20:27i put my son in danger too
00:20:30i'm sorry i can't get back on the court
00:20:33i knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:36all you ever do is quit
00:20:39i can't lose my son again
00:20:48just team night lightning has no choice
00:20:53wait
00:20:55give me a jersey
00:20:56i'll play
00:20:59can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:03wait a minute
00:21:04is that the coach wearing a player's jersey
00:21:07is he gonna play
00:21:10the coach is warming up now
00:21:15a bag
00:21:19the sniper
00:21:20finally shoots again
00:21:22damn that coach cleaned up good
00:21:24he reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:21:26unless he's got the skills to match
00:21:29the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:21:30they've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:21:34there's no way you can pull this off
00:21:37you know when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:21:40i'll come by the restaurant you can both put the fries in my bag
00:21:43that old guy's not making it to our defense
00:21:48what is he doing
00:21:50he's running the wrong way down the court
00:21:53what the hell's he doing
00:21:54that loser's blowing the game
00:21:57what are you drunk old man or just lost
00:21:59is he trying to score
00:22:01that's impossible
00:22:03nobody could score from the backcourt
00:22:20no one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:24who is this guy
00:22:50what the hell
00:22:52how did he score from 94 fucking feet
00:22:56no one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:58who is this guy
00:23:00that's a record-breaking shot
00:23:02i haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:23:05the lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock
00:23:09back it up geezer
00:23:10try that again you're gonna throw out your back
00:23:12you still need a miracle to win
00:23:15coach where'd you get those mad skills
00:23:17we might have a chance
00:23:18Gibbs on over full court press
00:23:20got it
00:23:23give it up old man
00:23:25it's too late
00:23:26you sure about that
00:23:27when we win i'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:23:31when you lose
00:23:32you and your joke of a son
00:23:34are gonna leave this league
00:23:36and you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:38flipping burgers
00:23:39you're on
00:23:47how are you supposed to win you can't hold on to the ball
00:23:49this old man is too good
00:23:54for god jake someone stop him
00:23:57seven seconds on the clock and only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:01if coach can pull off this shot
00:24:03he'll go down in league history
00:24:09run down the clock
00:24:24are we about to witness a miracle
00:24:26with three seconds left the game is tied
00:24:28one more basket
00:24:30and coach combo makes history
00:24:32there's only three seconds left
00:24:34can you really do this
00:24:38lightning on three
00:24:41one two three
00:24:42lightning
00:24:45this was for you son
00:24:53this assistant coach took the worst team in the uba to the playoffs
00:24:58and now he's on the court dominating guys half his age
00:25:02he came out of nowhere
00:25:03but he looks so familiar
00:25:10it'll all be worth it
00:25:12when you win
00:25:14and murray gets us paid
00:25:32let's go
00:25:33whatever it takes
00:25:34you said that your eye for talent was unmatched murray
00:25:39how did he get past you
00:25:42i don't i don't know
00:25:44scoring in three seconds
00:25:45it's impossible
00:25:48if we lose
00:25:49we'll be the joke of the lead
00:25:51then triple fucking team him
00:25:54triple team won't work on me
00:26:11oh my god he has the ball
00:26:16that's a foul
00:26:30see i told you we'd choke
00:26:32i don't choke
00:26:33let me remind you of who i really am
00:26:36oh my god that's the sniper signature move
00:26:38it's the kill shot
00:26:44i don't choke
00:26:44let me remind you of who i really am
00:26:47oh my god that's the sniper signature move
00:26:49it's the kill shot
00:27:15wow
00:27:16wow
00:27:22could it be the sniper
00:27:25the missing god of balls
00:27:35that was the sniper's signature move
00:27:38no one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:27:44oh he's done it
00:27:45coach karma meal and the lightnings go to the finals
00:27:53this man just made history
00:27:58that geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals
00:28:01congratulations on a hell of a final season coach rush
00:28:04coach you retiring
00:28:07i just needed to find my successor
00:28:13when i first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-up
00:28:16i had no idea you were the legend
00:28:19all of our success
00:28:20thanks to you
00:28:22i only played 15 seconds this season
00:28:24you all won this game
00:28:26this guy right here
00:28:27mars
00:28:2959 points
00:28:33my 10 points would mean nothing without them
00:28:37good game guys
00:28:39we'll take that apology now
00:28:40i'm not apologizing for shit
00:28:45you got the win
00:28:47all for you son
00:28:48but you learn to play like that
00:28:50it's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:28:53i thought the same thing
00:28:55your styles
00:28:56were almost identical
00:29:00are you him
00:29:04are you him
00:29:09sniper died a long time ago
00:29:22how could he turn it around like that
00:29:24could he really be the sniper
00:29:26no way
00:29:28the sniper left the league decades ago
00:29:30and he's never coming back
00:29:32well she'd make it look like an accident
00:29:34sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:40i made sure of that myself
00:29:44then if you lose in the finals to some burger slinging deadbeat
00:29:49your career in the league is over
00:29:53you want to threaten me
00:29:55i'm a champion
00:29:57the league's best coach
00:30:00wow
00:30:03then prove it
00:30:04get the finals win
00:30:06or clean out your office
00:30:10what was that
00:30:11you said about the lightning not making the finals
00:30:14you got lucky
00:30:15getting a raging alcoholic
00:30:17and his greasy bandits
00:30:20aren't gonna beat the scorpion
00:30:21we'll see you on the court
00:30:23murray
00:30:26i'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:35my god he did it
00:30:37no let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:30:39could it be
00:30:41no
00:30:42that guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:30:45congratulations team lady
00:30:54front and center coach we wouldn't be here without you
00:30:56backs you're the best coach i've ever had
00:31:04that's why i want you to be our new head coach
00:31:08coach you're the head coach
00:31:10i've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:13i just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:16what do you say
00:31:19i'm honored coach but
00:31:20i'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:23what do you think mars
00:31:24mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:28what do you think mars
00:31:29mind if your dad sticks around for a little while
00:31:32you hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal but
00:31:35if you can get us that trophy
00:31:37then maybe i'll call you coach
00:31:39after my wife was murdered i thought it was done with basketball forever
00:31:43i never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:31:46coach rush
00:31:48i'd be honored to accept your offer
00:31:50i am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:10all right everyone lightning on three one two three not so fast
00:32:24he assaulted my player
00:32:27challenging the call
00:32:30assaulted
00:32:32you need to get your eyes checked
00:32:33you elbowed him in the chest
00:32:34and he collapsed
00:32:35it should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:37it's a fair play
00:32:38i had nothing to do with this
00:32:39bullshit
00:32:40you knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick
00:32:43so while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:32:46you pushed him
00:32:49you and your desperate son
00:32:51just wanted to ruin my career
00:32:53you bitter
00:32:55old
00:32:56fuck
00:32:57you just want no real talent when you see it
00:33:00clearly
00:33:00you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn
00:33:04you are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals
00:33:08this team earned their position here
00:33:11it's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals
00:33:13we should be playing in the finals game
00:33:16you're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:18my advice
00:33:19go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else
00:33:23not a chance
00:33:24what would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son
00:33:29the 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:32unlike your entitled assistant coach
00:33:35hey that's head coach
00:33:38maybe that was a mistake
00:33:42I mean clearly he's not here for the team
00:33:45he's just here for himself
00:33:47I mean you took my spot in the game
00:33:48what to prove that you're just some legendary baller
00:33:51you haven't been sober my whole life
00:33:53how can any of us trust you
00:33:55my son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:33:59your son's right
00:34:01I collapsed on the court
00:34:03he's an addict
00:34:04feels like he drugged me
00:34:06you all saw the play he didn't touch you
00:34:08I've seen coach drink since he joined the lightning
00:34:10you know you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:13that's fine
00:34:14but you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:21congrats on the new job mr commissioner
00:34:25what a marvelous win old friend
00:34:27you know I cannot believe you found that guy at a zippy burger drive-thru
00:34:31you know I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:34unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:37or saw me be promised to keep a destroyed entity a secret
00:34:40everyone will find out when the time is right
00:34:42well perhaps wishful thinking
00:34:44now that I'm commissioner
00:34:45I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:34:48if the lost god of ball has been found
00:34:51it has to be him
00:34:53hold up the scorch
00:34:57we need the commissioner down here
00:34:59stat
00:34:59I want him to look these clouds in the eyes
00:35:01and tell them that the lightning made it to the finals
00:35:03fair and square
00:35:05Mr. Commissioner
00:35:06we need you on the court
00:35:07let's go
00:35:11and I don't play dirty
00:35:12for accusing me
00:35:14I take a look in the mirror
00:35:17don't be so naive
00:35:19addicts are pathological liars
00:35:21okay he's fooled everyone
00:35:22I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:25coach would never betray us like that
00:35:28but the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:32yo did coach really do that
00:35:34I don't know
00:35:35it's got mad skills
00:35:37has it been high this whole time
00:35:41clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:35:46stop
00:35:56this is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed
00:35:59we all saw the play in super slow-mo
00:36:01it was fair
00:36:02so you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball
00:36:12what the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play
00:36:15don't take the bait
00:36:17can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:19then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:21like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:26congratulations coach
00:36:29that ticket to the final should be mine
00:36:46the lightning one fair and square go home before I have you blacklisted from the league
00:36:51who the hell are you
00:36:55who the hell are you
00:36:57that's the lightning GM
00:36:58he used to be coach of that whack-ass eagles team that got cut from the league
00:37:03isn't that right
00:37:04you don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:10oh what's this
00:37:11Hank Santini coach of the losing team
00:37:14are these your performance enhancing drugs
00:37:23I only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:26I don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:29Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:32you don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:37I'm the head coach of the top league franchise
00:37:40you're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:37:45you should get yourself an apron
00:37:48and join him at the drive-thru
00:37:51boss are you okay
00:37:53boss?
00:37:56allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould
00:37:59the new league commissioner
00:38:08Roderick Gould
00:38:09hey hey this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:12Mr. Commissioner
00:38:13I'm sorry I have a concussion
00:38:15you almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:18both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:23you're blacklisted from the league
00:38:24Mr. Gould please look
00:38:26look basketball
00:38:27it's my life
00:38:28please I will do anything
00:38:30save it
00:38:31get the fuck out of here before I call security
00:38:34go
00:38:43I'm sorry I dabbed you
00:38:44I don't blame you
00:38:47I'm just not that guy anymore
00:38:49how can I not tell you can ball like that
00:38:52his face is so familiar
00:38:54team lightning I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:38:59especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:01you mean head coach
00:39:05congratulations you're going to the finals
00:39:12you're going to the finals
00:39:18you deserve it son
00:39:24wrong
00:39:24you saved a team that was almost sold for parts man
00:39:27couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:35means a lot
00:39:39Mars you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:39:43yeah
00:39:44thank you so much sir
00:39:45I mean
00:39:47he's kind of my hero
00:39:48he still doesn't know I'm the sniper
00:39:51would he believe me now
00:39:52would he understand why I left it all behind
00:39:55speaking of the sniper
00:39:56your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:39:59did you train with him or something
00:40:03I got to meet the press
00:40:05but I'll see you all at the finals
00:40:07excuse me
00:40:09let's take that trophy home
00:40:13sorry Zap and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:18it's a history making day here at the league finals
00:40:21with the lightning facing off against the scorpions
00:40:24team lightning is the underdog
00:40:26but with rising star Mars Davis
00:40:28and their wild card coach
00:40:29anything could happen
00:40:31the scorpion have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:34and his comeback king Cole Duncan
00:40:37it'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:40:40where the hell is Mars
00:40:41we barely made it through the playoffs
00:40:44and the scorpions
00:40:45they body every single team they play
00:40:48we need our star point guard
00:40:51have we heard from him yet?
00:40:56you got this team to the final
00:40:58but if Mars is M.I.A.
00:41:00they're going to be humiliated on that court
00:41:04the scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:06we won't let them win
00:41:09you sure about that?
00:41:12you and your jacked up team of amateurs
00:41:15no match for us
00:41:17alright the only hope you have is Mars
00:41:20but uh
00:41:22where's he at?
00:41:24does he know the game starts in the hour?
00:41:26hope he turns up
00:41:27otherwise
00:41:28we may as well forfeit
00:41:40come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:41:42you're going to come alone
00:41:43and you'll tell no one
00:41:45otherwise
00:41:45you're never going to see your son again
00:41:51take care of our son
00:41:55I'm supposed to keep him safe
00:41:59game starts in an hour
00:42:00you can't leave now
00:42:01Mars doesn't show who's going to stop
00:42:02you figure it out
00:42:03I have to find him
00:42:04let him go
00:42:06it's his son
00:42:10he'll come back
00:42:23welcome back Mr. Davis
00:42:24what the fuck man?
00:42:27let me go
00:42:28well I can't do that
00:42:29you're my leverage in this deal
00:42:31now your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:42:35I want to see if he's going to pick you
00:42:36or his basketball career
00:42:38what do you think?
00:42:43wow
00:42:43you actually showed up
00:42:48you picked your son
00:42:50over your own career
00:42:51father of the year
00:42:53Tyler your problems are with me
00:42:55not my son
00:42:56you're damn right they are
00:42:57I was born to be a winner
00:43:01a winner
00:43:02they have money
00:43:03and power
00:43:04and respect
00:43:06I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:08just to have some loser
00:43:10who was fetching fries last week
00:43:11steal it from me
00:43:13cut him loose
00:43:14and we can talk about this
00:43:19you want to talk?
00:43:20there is nothing to talk about
00:43:21stunt in the playoffs
00:43:23cost me
00:43:24a lot of money
00:43:25and it almost
00:43:26exposed a very
00:43:28delicate operation
00:43:29so you're going to throw the game today
00:43:32I'm going to be champion
00:43:33or what?
00:43:36so glad you asked
00:43:38or
00:43:40your son
00:43:41is going to suffer
00:43:45fine
00:43:45we'll throw the game
00:43:48what?
00:43:50let me just untie him
00:43:52you think I'm stupid?
00:43:54I'm just going to take your word?
00:43:56no
00:43:57I had my lawyers draft up
00:43:59a nice little
00:44:00admission of guilt here
00:44:03says
00:44:03I
00:44:04the head coach of the lightning
00:44:05admit
00:44:06to illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:09including the 2026 finals
00:44:12yadda yadda yadda
00:44:13blah blah blah
00:44:14sign this
00:44:15throw the game
00:44:17and no one will ever find out
00:44:19about our little deal
00:44:20this motherfucker's
00:44:22scared shitless
00:44:23don't sign anything
00:44:32your son
00:44:33has
00:44:34no manners
00:44:35I guess that's what he gets
00:44:37when his daddy's
00:44:38an absent alcoholic
00:44:41now you're going to sign the contract
00:44:43or I'm going to break his legs
00:44:44don't fucking touch it
00:44:47alright you have five seconds
00:44:50oh I'm going to break him
00:44:51he's bluffing
00:44:52don't listen to him
00:44:54five
00:44:56four
00:44:56don't
00:44:57three
00:44:58get loose like this
00:44:59two
00:45:01one
00:45:07five
00:45:09four
00:45:10don't
00:45:11three
00:45:11get loose like this
00:45:13two
00:45:15one
00:45:20I'll sign the fucking contract
00:45:27that's a good choice
00:45:28I mean you signed the death wish
00:45:30for team lightning
00:45:32you shaved your son's legs
00:45:34and murdered his career
00:45:37but like I said
00:45:38father of the year
00:45:41now
00:45:42while I have you here
00:45:43one more thing
00:45:44I'm just going to need you
00:45:45to admit to what you just did
00:45:47I need a little bit of
00:45:47extra insurance
00:45:49I'm not going to confess
00:45:50to rigging games for profit
00:45:51I signed the contract
00:45:52that was the agreement
00:45:54I'll splice something together
00:45:55it's fine
00:45:57this is blackmail
00:45:58you won't get away with it
00:46:03watch me
00:46:06let's go boys
00:46:19where the fuck would you agree to that
00:46:22what do you want me to do
00:46:23let him break your legs
00:46:23you'd never play ball again
00:46:25no
00:46:27I wanted you to fight for me
00:46:29our team
00:46:30you bent the knee
00:46:31and gave up when it got hard
00:46:33just like you always do
00:46:34I gave up my career
00:46:36for you
00:46:37don't you get it
00:46:39if you go down
00:46:40I go down with you
00:46:42I knew I should have
00:46:43sent your ass packing
00:46:44when I had the chance
00:46:47I knew I couldn't count on you
00:46:50Mars
00:46:53Mars is right
00:46:54if those bastards
00:46:55take the championship
00:46:56then everything he worked for
00:46:58goes up in flames
00:47:00last time I won the finals
00:47:02I lost everything
00:47:20but I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:22I won't let them win
00:47:24but I can make them think that they're going to
00:47:29Marcel thank god
00:47:30are you and Marcel
00:47:31we're fine
00:47:32I need a favor
00:47:33we're on the street
00:47:34it's coach Murray
00:47:34it's rigging games for prof
00:47:38welcome back to the 2026 UVA finals
00:47:45tonight we have the lightning playing against the scorpions
00:47:51this is the biggest rival in UVA history
00:48:13the lightning and the scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:48:17Tyler Murray himself played in that game
00:48:20but he fell to the sniper
00:48:30wait a minute
00:48:31coach combo meal is here
00:48:37coach combo meal is back on the court
00:48:40you'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:48:43I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court
00:48:47they'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:48:53you showed up
00:48:54you're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:48:57actually I'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:48:59because you and I both know how this ends
00:49:03that's what he thinks
00:49:05what can I say
00:49:06I couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:49:08yeah of course he couldn't
00:49:11this team is already imploding
00:49:13getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:49:16well gentlemen I'd say good luck but
00:49:20just don't care
00:49:22scorpions
00:49:22let's go
00:49:29I'm on your side
00:49:32don't hold back out there
00:49:37don't hold back out there
00:49:43I'm done listening to you
00:49:57son right here
00:49:58Mars
00:50:08guess you're not as good as your dad
00:50:15god
00:50:16god
00:50:16god
00:50:18god
00:50:34cool duncan is on fire
00:50:37the scorpions are dominating
00:50:39the lightning better step it up
00:50:45hey hey
00:50:46fuck
00:50:47fuck
00:50:48fuck
00:50:49god
00:50:50dude
00:50:51what are you doing?
00:50:52bro why are you playing like you're alone?
00:50:55just get back on defense
00:51:11halftime
00:51:18halftime
00:51:18halftime right now
00:51:19the lightning's down by 12 points
00:51:21will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:24this
00:51:25is
00:51:25embarrassing
00:51:26I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career
00:51:29I'm supposed to be the leader
00:51:31but I'm just letting everyone else down
00:51:34if no one else can step up
00:51:36then we're doomed
00:51:41guys
00:51:42guys
00:51:42this game is not over
00:51:43we just need to reset
00:51:44play as a team
00:51:45and we can still win this
00:51:47you're such a hypocrite
00:51:49you're one to talk ball hog
00:51:50you're not passing the ball bruh
00:51:53if we lose
00:51:54it's your fault
00:51:56that's what you think huh?
00:51:58all this?
00:51:59it's all his fault
00:52:03it's all his fault
00:52:04coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:06because you refuse to let it go
00:52:08how is this his fault?
00:52:10you're fucking selfish
00:52:11selfish?
00:52:12get the fuck off
00:52:13enough
00:52:14enough
00:52:15enough
00:52:17it's the finals
00:52:18if you want to embarrass yourself
00:52:19go home
00:52:20you go home
00:52:23everyone out
00:52:31why'd you have to sign that god damn contract?
00:52:34you fucked us
00:52:35the contract is bullshit Morris
00:52:36I'm stringing them along
00:52:38Robin is handling it
00:52:40they're not going to win this
00:52:41you're lying
00:52:42you think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:52:45I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way
00:52:48bullshit
00:52:49they'll just let me down again
00:52:50Morris
00:52:51listen to me
00:52:52when your mother was killed
00:52:54I swore off basketball
00:52:55and I was lost
00:52:58but now I'm back
00:52:59but I'm not back for me
00:53:00I'm back for you
00:53:02now let's go out on that court
00:53:04together
00:53:05and destroy these motherfuckers
00:53:10welcome back from halftime
00:53:12the scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:53:16Morris
00:53:19god damn it
00:53:21god
00:53:25that's your star player
00:53:28when you lose tonight
00:53:29the lightning will be gone for good
00:53:31I'll draft him
00:53:33just to keep the scorpions bench warm
00:53:37Mars is a goat in the making
00:53:38he's about to be rookie of the year
00:53:40come on boys
00:53:41let's go lightning
00:53:43come on
00:53:44clear it
00:53:48guess you're not as stupid as we thought
00:53:53dude
00:53:54what the fuck
00:53:56don't skip him out of the game
00:53:57he's trying to lose
00:53:58please
00:54:04we can still win this
00:54:06but you have to trust me
00:54:08if we play together they can't beat us
00:54:10Mars you've got everything you need
00:54:12right here
00:54:14let's go out there and win this
00:54:15for the team
00:54:20god
00:54:22he's角니다
00:54:23let's
00:54:251
00:54:252
00:54:251
00:54:272
00:54:391
00:54:402
00:54:442
00:55:04Mars Davis just executed the Sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:11It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:13Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:17Could my dad be him?
00:55:18The Sniper.
00:55:20Oh, so these assholes want to die.
00:55:27You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:55:31I'm not scared of you.
00:55:34Move!
00:55:36It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:55:38The Lightning are down by two.
00:55:40Will they make their comeback?
00:55:48Coach, you're a legend.
00:55:51If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:20What a comeback.
00:56:22With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:26The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:28Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:31Whoa, hold on.
00:56:32Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:36Is this 2006?
00:56:38All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:56:46If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:56:50The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:56:53Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:56:56Show me what you got.
00:56:57Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:56:59It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:04Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:06Shovel up, boys!
00:57:07We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:09Full core press!
00:57:10Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:12You know Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:15Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:16You can't control him.
00:57:18But I can.
00:57:27That's a foul, ref!
00:57:30You okay?
00:57:31When did he get so good?
00:57:34Here, come on.
00:57:36They're neck and neck.
00:57:38Only two minutes left.
00:57:39Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:57:54Go, go, go!
00:57:55Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:57:56These losers can't beat us!
00:57:59We win at any cost!
00:58:00You get him!
00:58:04Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:07Honestly?
00:58:09There he is!
00:58:19How is it going to be 라's?
00:58:23Still a critter—
00:58:24어떻게 are you gonna smoke out of this dropper?!
00:58:24From else?
00:58:30The first time.
00:58:31Over overtime, the damage, the temps back, the damage!
00:58:33There he is, all right.
00:58:36It's fun!ographic
00:58:37fun!!! Do again!
00:58:44Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:58:49Game over.
00:58:51Unbelievable!
00:58:52What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:58:54They just won the 2006 UBA championship.
00:58:58Yes!
00:59:08Yes!
00:59:12Yes!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:14Yes!
00:59:14Yes!
00:59:15Yes!
00:59:15Yes!
00:59:15You did it!
00:59:16We did it.
00:59:18You're gonna regret this.
00:59:19You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:21I don't think so, coach.
00:59:23I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
00:59:26This is far from over.
00:59:29Let's go.
00:59:33You won!
00:59:42I knew you'd pull it off, man.
00:59:45No one's gonna sell a winning team.
00:59:47Congratulations.
00:59:50If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was gonna be you, Mars.
00:59:55It'd be Mars.
00:59:56The new faces will leave.
01:00:07I don't understand.
01:00:29Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:00:35Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:00:39Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:42These finals have showcased the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:00:49But one incredible team prevailed.
01:00:52Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:00:54You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:03We're not done yet for MVP.
01:01:06This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:10Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:13Yeah!
01:01:16Yeah!
01:01:22Quick reflexes, coach.
01:01:24I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:01:26Maybe I'll show you something.
01:01:36Oh, God.
01:01:43Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:01:51If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:01:56You should share this to the champagne talking.
01:01:59Why don't you come find out?
01:02:10Close your eyes.
01:02:17Close your eyes.
01:02:18Close your eyes.
01:02:21Close your eyes.
01:02:24Close your eyes.
01:02:28Close your eyes.
01:02:33Close your eyes.
01:02:41You can open your eyes now.
01:02:47Damn.
01:02:59I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:06Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:21You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:23Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:03:38Wrong time, bro.
01:03:40You better get a new suit.
01:03:41You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:03:45Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:03:48I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:03:51Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:03:56I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:03:59They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:03Fine.
01:04:04Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:07And Cole too.
01:04:09You sure about that?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:13I got a plan.
01:04:21You look happy.
01:04:25And it's about to get even better.
01:04:28I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:04:34Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:37She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:41I'd love to.
01:04:52Gentlemen.
01:04:59Well, well, well.
01:05:01What do we have here?
01:05:07Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:12These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:18Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:05:25There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:05:34But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:05:38Well, you know what?
01:05:39I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:05:42Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:05:45Cole.
01:05:47It's time to start working on my speech.
01:05:52And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:05:58And Glory will be mine.
01:06:10Well, I see you.
01:06:12You and Robin?
01:06:15What about?
01:06:17She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:06:22Well, I only give out 20 of these, but you won't be needing that.
01:06:29Because I got this.
01:06:35There's only one of them.
01:06:52I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:06:57And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:00Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:02My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:08tickets.
01:07:14There's Tyler Murray, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:19They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:07:24Maybe.
01:07:25I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:07:37Cheers.
01:07:38Cheers.
01:07:47how the fuck did you get in here
01:07:51I could ask you the same thing
01:07:53this man is about to be criminally investigated
01:07:57for rigging games for profit this season
01:08:03yeah this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here
01:08:06are you sure you're not the criminals criminals we are silver VIP ticket
01:08:14guests of the commissioner himself thanks to me congratulations
01:08:19hey there's only two of these silver VIP tickets
01:08:23which means one of us is getting inducted tonight
01:08:26are you sure about that we're the best in the fucking game
01:08:31you're just a pathetic nobody what do you know
01:08:36listen you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league
01:08:40but now it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage
01:08:44because you have no right to be here
01:08:50actually
01:08:52I do
01:08:59wow a bronze VIP ticket not as exclusive as silver but he must be someone important
01:09:07I'm sorry did you forge a ticket just to crash the event
01:09:13security
01:09:16this criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here
01:09:19take a look
01:09:20judge for yourself
01:09:29this ticket's legit
01:09:34I told you
01:09:35Robin invited me as her
01:09:39yeah I've seen you oogling over the league CFO Robin Sharp
01:09:43what did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket
01:09:46not cool girl
01:09:47Marcel are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace
01:09:50you are pitiful
01:09:52just riding everyone's coattails around you
01:09:54it's quite despicable
01:10:00no
01:10:01you're despicable
01:10:11Tyler Murray
01:10:13how dare you question my date's right to be here
01:10:16a date?
01:10:19oh no
01:10:21don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive
01:10:23I find him incredibly sexy
01:10:26can't keep my hands off him
01:10:29oh
01:10:32you know you could have had a real man
01:10:33with real money real power
01:10:35but instead you chose to washed up nobody
01:10:38the team lightning found working at a drive-thru
01:10:41it can make sense coach
01:10:43wow
01:10:43you must have a really big
01:10:48actually what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:10:51couldn't find a date for the event
01:10:52so she paid this broke ass loser
01:10:55so she wouldn't feel so lonely
01:10:56so sad
01:10:58you know
01:10:59the basketball hall of fame induction is a high profile event
01:11:04it's no place for a lowly escort
01:11:11don't touch her again
01:11:15coach won the final
01:11:17which you lost
01:11:20he's a total catch
01:11:21oh my god
01:11:22how can the cfo
01:11:23be so stupid
01:11:24he was working at a drive-thru
01:11:26three months ago
01:11:26oh you're telling me
01:11:28that when you pull up
01:11:28to get your nuggets
01:11:29and you see this greasy old man
01:11:31you're gonna give him your number
01:11:33oh he has you fooled too doesn't he
01:11:35i bet you didn't even think to ask
01:11:38how does a bum like this
01:11:40working a drive-thru
01:11:41on the verge of homelessness
01:11:42get a job
01:11:43as a coach in the league
01:11:44he's here now
01:11:45that's irrelevant
01:11:46is it
01:11:47because the only logical explanation
01:11:49i can think of
01:11:49is that he has some dirt
01:11:51on the lightning jam of mari gibbs
01:11:53and he's using it as blackmail for the job
01:11:58how did you get the job
01:12:01how did you get the job
01:12:08amori and i played on the lightning together 20 years ago
01:12:12what
01:12:13you were in the league 20 years ago
01:12:15no way
01:12:16that's when i played
01:12:17and i would remember an ugly face like yours
01:12:20so you're still lying
01:12:2220 years ago i was at the top of my game
01:12:24when my wife was murdered
01:12:25and i was left with my infant son
01:12:28the sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
01:12:34no way
01:12:35that was his wife
01:12:36i started drinking
01:12:38i lost myself in the grief and the guilt
01:12:41so i walked away from my son
01:12:42because
01:12:43i didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him
01:12:46so i changed my name and got a job at sippy burger
01:12:49that's where i ran into amari
01:12:54what now you're stealing the sniper's sob story
01:12:56i bet he killed his wife
01:12:59and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:01and that's how you end up in a drive-thru
01:13:08what the fuck
01:13:16she had nothing to do with my mom's death
01:13:22that's his son
01:13:23the 2026 mvp
01:13:26mars davis
01:13:27he is a goat in the making
01:13:29we've had our differences
01:13:30but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death
01:13:33grace
01:13:36i'm sorry i should have called
01:13:39mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:13:46i hate to interrupt this precious family moment
01:13:49but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:13:55talk about my wife one more time
01:13:57you see
01:13:57this man is dangerous
01:13:59all right
01:14:00your disgraceful father should be in a cell
01:14:02not the biggest basketball event of the year
01:14:04and after i'm inducted into the hall of fame
01:14:07i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again
01:14:12you can't do that
01:14:13yes he can
01:14:18you can't do that
01:14:19yes he can
01:14:23that's ben billings
01:14:24the owner of the most successful franchise in history
01:14:28the scorpions
01:14:29i wouldn't fuck with him
01:14:30they're done for
01:14:31tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this room
01:14:34and with his silver vip ticket
01:14:37he's probably the guest of honor himself
01:14:41when he tells you
01:14:43to jump
01:14:44i'd say
01:14:46how high
01:14:47i don't jump off the court
01:14:49especially for small men like you
01:14:52you
01:14:52are ruining
01:14:54this prestigious
01:14:55event
01:14:56security
01:15:00remove
01:15:02this
01:15:03man
01:15:03get him out of here
01:15:05fast food fraud
01:15:06he's ruining everything
01:15:09you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:12who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders
01:15:15i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:15:19girly
01:15:20so you better learn to respect me
01:15:23oh
01:15:27you are hilarious benjamin
01:15:30that's commissioner roger gould
01:15:32if anybody can set the record straight
01:15:34it's him
01:15:34you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:15:38if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room
01:15:41look no further than the man in front of you
01:15:45hell
01:15:48he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:15:57hey ronnie
01:15:58are you going senile already
01:16:00no are you
01:16:00you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets
01:16:04you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:07because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:10and after i get into the hall of fame
01:16:13my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:18you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:16:22as long as i have a say
01:16:25you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:16:30fine
01:16:31then it's cool
01:16:32and i taught him everything he knows
01:16:35and he listens to me
01:16:36so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:16:38yeah
01:16:39but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:16:41get this old man out of here
01:16:43and i might take it easy on you
01:16:44you know cole's right
01:16:46if he was the inductee
01:16:48you would have the power to send me away
01:16:50you're all right
01:16:51i don't belong here with you
01:16:55i belong on that stage
01:16:57behind the podium
01:16:58the only person allowed up there
01:17:01is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:03you
01:17:04are a self-righteous
01:17:06self-centered prick
01:17:08you think that you're getting inducted
01:17:10they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:14you sure about that
01:17:25that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:17:28that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:17:33holy shit it's you
01:17:35okay
01:17:36now you're impersonating the inductee
01:17:40just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:17:44i can believe it
01:17:45he's willing to take his kid's achievement
01:17:47and treat them like his own
01:17:50all right all right
01:17:51where'd you steal this from
01:17:52check the name
01:17:56no it can't be
01:18:09tonight is both my honor
01:18:11and my privilege
01:18:12to induct
01:18:14a legend amongst men
01:18:16into basketball history
01:18:17please put your hands together
01:18:19and welcome
01:18:20into the hall of fame
01:18:24marcel
01:18:25sniper
01:18:26wallace
01:18:43congratulations
01:18:44coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:18:47no way he conned you roddy
01:18:49just like he conned this whole league
01:18:51look i have proof
01:18:53that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:18:58is this is what you're talking about
01:19:00i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit i signed that as the agreement you forced me into it
01:19:06good enough i can splice something together this is blackmail you won't get away with it
01:19:12obviously this is a setup he's trying to frame me
01:19:14nice try but billings was apprehended earlier tonight and guess what he squealed like a pig
01:19:19that's right murray you and billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years and that
01:19:26ends now
01:19:29this is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:19:35says he is
01:19:36i have had just about enough of you
01:19:39i can prove that marcel was and is
01:19:44the sniper
01:19:52this
01:19:55this is really you
01:19:57i wanted to tell you sooner but i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:03fuck this
01:20:05my god i just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:08all of this would be mine
01:20:09the championships the glory the
01:20:14you
01:20:15you accuse me of killing my wife
01:20:18and you know the reason she's dead
01:20:19stay back for me
01:20:21or i will kill him for real
01:20:24you accuse me
01:20:25of killing my wife
01:20:26and you know the reason she's dead
01:20:28stay back for me
01:20:29or i will kill him for real
01:20:40no one threatens my son
01:20:53enjoy prison tyler
01:20:56enjoy prison tyler
01:21:01tyler murray cool duncan
01:21:03you're under arrest for illegally rigging league games for profit
01:21:06you set me up billingsley
01:21:08you're a cheater
01:21:09a fucking murderer
01:21:11i never should have hired you in the first place
01:21:15from now on
01:21:16my money's on tonight
01:21:20benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you
01:21:24and that was before you confessed to killing my wife
01:21:26it's over motherfucker
01:21:27she promised you wouldn't say anything
01:21:29you destroyed my career
01:21:31i'm gonna fucking kill you
01:21:33they're all gonna regret this
01:21:34i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:21:39that's what she did for my family
01:21:57i am blessed to be here
01:21:59to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:07but first i would like to honor
01:22:10regina wallace
01:22:11a mother
01:22:12and a wife taken too soon
01:22:15but most of all i'd like to thank my son mars
01:22:19you gave me the courage to take my life back and
01:22:22i wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance
01:22:25i lost my mom
01:22:27and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:22:50so you've got your holo-fame title now
01:22:52so what do you need me for
01:22:58you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:02i didn't know what to do
01:23:03i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:06i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:12i needed you
01:23:15you walked away when i was just a kid
01:23:18i know
01:23:20i abandoned you
01:23:21my son
01:23:22and i lived in fear and guilt
01:23:25and i'm sorry
01:23:26i want to believe him
01:23:28but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:23:31i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:23:36these are for you
01:23:40it's 20 letters
01:23:42i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:23:47i never forgot you
01:23:55thank you
01:23:59i love you
01:24:02some pardon
01:24:07i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:11there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:15like how you're hooking up with the cfo of the uba
01:24:21mom would want you to be happy
01:24:24so do i i guess
01:24:33i can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:24:43your son's lucky to have you
01:24:46i'm lucky one
01:24:49hey mars
01:24:51you want to get a burger
01:24:52you
01:24:53you
01:24:58you
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