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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17You got this, baby.
00:00:19You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight,
00:00:25I'm done with basketball.
00:00:27I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:29It'll just be us.
00:00:31And our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:54He's heading to the front court!
00:00:57We have three seconds left!
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release!
00:01:12No!
00:01:13He missed!
00:01:14Wait a sec.
00:01:15Is that his signature move?
00:01:18The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:24Yeah!
00:01:26Woo!
00:01:28Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:32Woo!
00:01:41Woo!
00:01:50The Sniper'll never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:55Why are you fishing in this Supper?ともがって?
00:02:04Are you eagle? And
00:02:12I've got to
00:02:12give you my insured me. As they're anMercedか
00:02:12a國が surface抓 honour, and your talent? You know what?
00:02:13Regina, no!
00:02:26My son.
00:02:29Take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36We've gathered here today to crown this season's MVP.
00:02:40A man who made the Lightning Champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together!
00:02:44For the God of Baal, a new League legend, the Sniper.
00:02:52After the death of a family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:03It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:09You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:36I'll never play again.
00:03:46How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family.
00:03:53I put them in danger.
00:03:54This is what I deserve.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:00Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The Sniper.
00:04:03I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:28A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit.
00:04:42I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:48Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:13or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:16I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:21No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Quit? Good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:04Holy shit!
00:06:05That's Omari Gibbs!
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel!
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:31We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:38The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:45I gave up basketball 40 years ago.
00:06:49I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:52I want to show you something.
00:06:55Pass his face!
00:06:57Scream up!
00:06:58Dee Dee!
00:06:59Let's go, Mars!
00:06:59Get the bastard!
00:07:01Ah!
00:07:02Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:06The owner's gonna sell, they'll rebuild, rebrand,
00:07:10and Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:13We're up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:18I never thought I'd keep my son back.
00:07:21You could, if you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you, unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31What's up?
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:50But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51I'm only coaching, I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:10Alright, listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs
00:08:16is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're gonna, I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:33I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:36Coach Combo Meal.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:43He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51And now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:56What the hell was Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:37Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:45What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:49A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:54If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him.
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:40Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:45No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:11:00Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:09Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
00:11:22I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:26I'm rookie of the year and you're just some drunk patty push who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30That shot.
00:11:30There's no way you could.
00:11:31You could use to call me coach.
00:11:39What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:07All right.
00:12:09Everyone start sprints.
00:12:15Lars, you're the best player on this team.
00:12:17You can't just run off like that.
00:12:19You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want.
00:12:30But you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:34Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:36But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:46And it'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:52I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:55I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait!
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:04Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:16So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:23Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:44I should make it look like an accident.
00:13:46The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52And you're no Sniper.
00:13:54So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:57You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:03Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13Don't you worry.
00:14:15Wants your greasy dad here?
00:14:16Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:36I'll let the score speak for it, so.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:00But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:03they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:11Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-through?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35It can't be.
00:15:37They call him Coach Combo Mule.
00:15:39There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:45But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:47We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:49It's your show, Coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:52Only if we played two.
00:15:53This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:05Lightning.
00:16:06Tell that I'm full, you guys.
00:16:08Combo Mule talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:17Lightning!
00:16:25Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:46The ball movement, boys.
00:16:52Take it, baby.
00:16:59Who is that schlub playing Rush's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic.
00:17:07Clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:17Let's go, boys!
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:26Stop!
00:17:26Stop!
00:17:28Wait, ah!
00:17:30No.
00:17:37What do you need to do?
00:17:52Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty
00:18:22They're scared, don't back down
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man
00:18:32Stitches on Mars
00:18:39Focus up, I'm behind the line
00:19:05You blind ref?
00:19:08Red, number 15, foul
00:19:14I can't go down, not like this
00:19:18This is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this
00:19:25I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:35We're all out of subs, it's your last chance to win us
00:19:38We have to forfeit
00:19:43Wait
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract, just in case
00:19:50Your team needs you on the court, coach
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:56You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:59In between you and me
00:20:00I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:04You can save us
00:20:05You can win it all
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight point
00:20:14deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:16It's impossible
00:20:17Go out there, coach
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard, you know, you'd back up
00:20:24If we lose
00:20:26It's all over
00:20:27The team
00:20:29My career
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am, I put my son in danger too
00:20:43I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court
00:20:47I knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:49All you ever do is quit
00:20:52I can't lose my son again
00:20:57Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe!
00:21:02This team might lightning has no choice
00:21:06Wait
00:21:09Give me a jersey
00:21:10I'll play
00:21:12I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:16Wait a minute
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:24The coach is warming up now
00:21:29I'm back
00:21:34The sniper
00:21:35Finally shoots again
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good
00:21:39He reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:21:41Unless he's got the skills to match
00:21:43The lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:21:45They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off
00:21:52You know, when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant
00:21:56You can both put the fries in my bag
00:21:58That old guy's not making it to our defense
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:10That loser's blowing the game
00:22:12What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:15Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible
00:22:17Nobody could score from the backcourt
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:23:06What the hell?
00:23:08How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:12No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:23:14Who is this guy?
00:23:17That's a record-breaking shot
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:23:21The lightning's still down by 5
00:23:23With only 10 seconds left on the clock
00:23:25Back it up, geezer
00:23:26Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back
00:23:28You still need a miracle to win
00:23:31Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance
00:23:34Game's on over, full court press
00:23:36Got it
00:23:40Give it up, old man
00:23:41It's too late
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:44When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son
00:23:46For your foul play
00:23:47When you lose
00:23:49You and your joke of a son
00:23:50Are gonna leave this league
00:23:52And you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:54It's like being burgers
00:23:55You're on
00:24:03How are you supposed to win?
00:24:04You can't hold on to the ball
00:24:05This old man is too good
00:24:11For God's sake, someone stop him
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock
00:24:15And only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:17If coach can pull off this shot
00:24:19He'll go down in league history
00:24:25Run down the clock
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:43With three seconds left, the game is tied
00:24:45One more basket
00:24:47And coach combo makes history
00:24:49There's only three seconds left
00:24:50Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three
00:24:57One, two, three
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:02This was for you, son
00:25:10This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs
00:25:14And now he's on the court
00:25:16Dominating guys half his age
00:25:18He came out of nowhere
00:25:20But he looks so familiar
00:25:27It'll all be worth it
00:25:28When you win
00:25:30And Murray gets us paid
00:25:48Let's go
00:25:49Whatever it takes
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray
00:25:55How did he get past you?
00:25:58I don't, I don't know
00:26:00Scoring in three seconds
00:26:01It's impossible
00:26:04If we lose
00:26:05We'll be the joke of the lead
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me
00:26:28Oh my god
00:26:28He has the ball
00:26:33That's a foul
00:26:46See, I told you we'd choke
00:26:49I don't choke
00:26:49Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:52Oh my god
00:26:53That's the sniper's signature move
00:26:55It's the kill shot
00:27:00I don't choke
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am
00:27:04Oh my god
00:27:04That's the sniper's signature move
00:27:06It's the kill shot
00:27:07Let me remind you of who I really am
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:42The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court
00:28:01Oh, he's done it!
00:28:03Coach Carmoville and the lightning go to the finals!
00:28:10This man just made history
00:28:15That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals
00:28:18Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush
00:28:21Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:25I just needed to find my successor
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-up
00:28:34I had no idea you were the legend
00:28:37All of our success, thanks to you
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season
00:28:41You all won this game
00:28:44This guy right here
00:28:45Mars
00:28:4559 points
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that
00:28:55Good game, guys
00:28:56We'll take that apology now
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit
00:29:02You got the win
00:29:04All for you, son
00:29:05But you learn to play like that
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something
00:29:10I thought the same thing
00:29:12Your styles
00:29:13Are almost identical
00:29:17Are you him?
00:29:21Are you him?
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago
00:29:40How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way
00:29:45The sniper left the league decades ago
00:29:48And he's never coming back
00:29:50We should make it look like an accident
00:29:53Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
00:29:57I made sure of that myself
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some
00:30:04Burger-slinging deadbeat
00:30:08Your career in the league is over
00:30:10You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion
00:30:15The league's best coach
00:30:20Then prove it
00:30:22Get the finals win
00:30:24Or clean out your office
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his
00:30:36Greasy bandits aren't going to beat the scorpion
00:30:39We'll see you on the court, Murray
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine
00:30:52My god, he did it
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:59No
00:30:59That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago
00:31:03Congratulations, Dean Wayne Day!
00:31:12Front and center coach, we wouldn't be here without you
00:31:14Facts, you're the best coach I've ever had
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach
00:31:26Coach, you're the head coach
00:31:27I've been trying to retire for years now
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me
00:31:34What do you say?
00:31:36I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team
00:31:40What do you think, Mars?
00:31:42Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Mars?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal
00:31:52But if you can get us that trophy
00:31:55Then maybe I'll call you coach
00:31:57After my wife was murdered
00:31:58I thought it was done with basketball forever
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son
00:32:03Coach Rush
00:32:06I'd be honored to accept your offer
00:32:07Yeah!
00:32:11I am not letting this fast food fraud
00:32:14Get his greasy paws on my trophy
00:32:29All right, everyone
00:32:30Lightning on three
00:32:32One, two, three
00:32:34Not so fast
00:32:42He assaulted my player
00:32:45Challenging the call
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest
00:32:53And he collapsed
00:32:54I should have been a flagrant foul
00:32:55It's a fair play
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete
00:33:00With my number one draft pick
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted
00:33:03With your unsportsmanlike flopping
00:33:05You pushed him
00:33:07You and your desperate son
00:33:09Just wanted to ruin my career
00:33:11You bitter
00:33:13You're all old
00:33:14Fuck!
00:33:16You just don't know real talent
00:33:17When you see it
00:33:18Clearly
00:33:19You don't know when to hang it up
00:33:21And let the next generation have their turn
00:33:22You are a washed up alcoholic
00:33:24Cheating your way to the finals
00:33:26This team earned their position here
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid
00:33:30To face us in the finals
00:33:31We should be playing in the finals game
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges
00:33:36My advice
00:33:38Go back to flipping burgers
00:33:40Before you hurt someone else
00:33:41Not a chance
00:33:42What would you expect
00:33:44From a washed up alcoholic
00:33:45Who steals the spotlight
00:33:47From his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals
00:33:50Unlike your entitled
00:33:52Assistant coach
00:33:53Hey
00:33:54That's head coach
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake
00:33:57I mean, clearly he's not here for the team
00:34:04He's just here for himself
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game
00:34:07What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad
00:34:18Your son's right
00:34:20I collapsed on court
00:34:22He's an addict
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me
00:34:24You all saw the play
00:34:26He didn't touch you
00:34:26I've seen coach drink
00:34:28Since he joined the Lightning
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team
00:34:32That's fine
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner
00:34:40Congrats
00:34:41On the new job, Mr. Commissioner
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy
00:34:49At a Zippy Burger drive-thru
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper
00:34:56What saw made me promise to keep his true identity a secret
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right
00:35:01Well, perhaps wishful thinking
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner
00:35:04I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found
00:35:10It has to be him
00:35:13Hold on, Mr. Commissioner
00:35:17We need the commissioner down here
00:35:18Stat
00:35:19I want him to look these clowns in the eyes
00:35:21And tell them that the Lightning made it to the final spare and square
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner
00:35:25We need you on the court
00:35:26Let's go
00:35:30And I don't play dirty
00:35:32For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror
00:35:37Don't be so naive
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone
00:35:45Coach would never betray us like that
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know
00:35:55He's got mad skills
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly this conniving junkie is dangerous
00:36:06Stop
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed
00:36:19We all saw the play in super slow-mo
00:36:22It was fair
00:36:23So you think
00:36:24Because you push papers
00:36:26And throw cash at washed up has-beens
00:36:29That you actually know bald
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play?
00:36:36Don't take the bait
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit
00:36:39Then maybe he should focus on the facts
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season
00:36:47Congratulations, Coach
00:36:50That ticket to the final should be mine
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league
00:37:11Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team
00:37:22That got cut from the league
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out
00:37:31What's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight
00:37:53You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court
00:37:57I'm the head coach of the top league franchise
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron
00:38:08And join him at the drive-thru
00:38:12Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:17Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould
00:38:19The new league commissioner
00:38:29Roderick Gould?
00:38:31Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner
00:38:34I'm sorry, I have a concussion
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals
00:38:40Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look
00:38:47Look, basketball
00:38:48It's my life
00:38:49Please, I will do anything
00:38:51Save it
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here before I call security
00:38:56Go
00:39:04I'm sorry I dabbed you
00:39:06Don't blame me
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach
00:39:22You mean head coach
00:39:27Congratulations, you're going to the finals
00:39:33You're going to the finals
00:39:40You deserve it, son
00:39:45Bro, you saved the team that was almost sold for parts, man
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our star point guard
00:39:57Means a lot
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up
00:40:04Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper
00:40:18Your style on court looks almost identical to his
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25Uh, I gotta meet the press
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals
00:40:29Excuse me
00:40:31Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:35Sorry, Zapp and his son are not taking my trophy
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals
00:40:43With the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog
00:40:48But with rising star Mars Davis
00:40:50And their wildcard coach
00:40:52Anything could happen
00:40:53The Scorpion have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:56And his comeback king Cole Duncan
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this
00:41:02Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs
00:41:06And the Scorpions
00:41:07They body every single team they play
00:41:10We need our star point guard
00:41:14Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final
00:41:21But if Mars is M.I.A.
00:41:22They can be humiliated on that court
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down
00:41:28We won't let them win
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:34You and your jacked-up team of amateurs
00:41:37No match for us
00:41:39Alright, the only hope you have is Mars
00:41:42But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts in the hour?
00:41:48Hope he turns up
00:41:49Otherwise, you may as well force it
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes
00:42:04You're gonna come alone
00:42:06And you'll tell no one
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again
00:42:13Take care of our son
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe
00:42:21The game starts in an hour
00:42:22You can't leave now
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop
00:42:25You figure it out
00:42:25I have to find him
00:42:26Let him go
00:42:28It's his son
00:42:32He'll come back
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go
00:42:50I can't do that
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down
00:42:57I wanna see if he's gonna pick you
00:42:59Or his basketball career
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow
00:43:06Dad!
00:43:09You actually showed up
00:43:11You picked your son
00:43:13Over your own career
00:43:14Father of the year
00:43:17Tyler, your problems are with me
00:43:18Not my cell
00:43:19You're damn right they are
00:43:20I was born to be a winner
00:43:24A winner!
00:43:25They have money
00:43:26And power
00:43:27And respect
00:43:28I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:31Just to have some loser
00:43:33Who was fetching fries last week
00:43:34Steal it from me
00:43:36Cut him loose
00:43:37And we can talk about this
00:43:41You wanna talk there is nothing to talk about
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs
00:43:46Cost me a lot of money
00:43:48And it almost
00:43:49Exposed a very delicate operation
00:43:52So you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:55I'm gonna be champion
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:58So glad you asked
00:44:00Or
00:44:02Your son
00:44:03Is gonna suffer
00:44:08Fine
00:44:08We'll throw the game
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:19No
00:44:20I had my lawyers draft up
00:44:22A nice little
00:44:23Admission of guilt here
00:44:25Says
00:44:26I
00:44:27The head coach of the lightning
00:44:28Admit
00:44:30To illegally rigging games for profit
00:44:32Including
00:44:32The 2026 finals
00:44:34Yada yada yada
00:44:36Blah blah blah
00:44:37Sign this
00:44:38Throw the game
00:44:40And no one will ever find out
00:44:42About our little deal
00:44:43This motherfucker's scared shitless
00:44:46Don't sign anything
00:44:55Your son
00:44:56Has
00:44:57No manners
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets
00:45:00When his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:45:04Now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:06Or I'm gonna break his legs
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him
00:45:10Alright you have five seconds
00:45:13Or I'm gonna break him
00:45:14He's bluffing
00:45:15Don't listen to him
00:45:17Five
00:45:19Four
00:45:19Don't
00:45:20Three
00:45:21You can't listen to this
00:45:22Two
00:45:26One
00:45:31Five
00:45:32Four
00:45:33Don't
00:45:35Three
00:45:35Give this like this
00:45:36Two
00:45:38One
00:45:43I'll sign the fucking contract
00:45:50That's a good choice
00:45:53I mean you signed the death wish
00:45:54For team lightning
00:45:56You saved your son's legs
00:45:58And murdered his career
00:46:01But like I said
00:46:02Father of the year
00:46:05Now
00:46:06While I have you here
00:46:07One more thing
00:46:08I'm just gonna need you to
00:46:09Admit to what you just did
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance
00:46:12I'm not gonna confess
00:46:13To rigging games for profit
00:46:15I signed the contract
00:46:16That was the agreement
00:46:18And I'll splice something together
00:46:19It's fine
00:46:21This is blackmail
00:46:22You won't get away with it
00:46:27Watch me
00:46:30Let's go boys
00:46:44Where the fuck would you agree to that
00:46:46What did you want me to do
00:46:47Let him break your legs
00:46:48You'd never play ball again
00:46:50No
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me
00:46:53For team
00:46:55You bent the knee
00:46:56And gave up when it got hard
00:46:57Just like you always do
00:46:59I gave up my career
00:47:00For you
00:47:01Don't you get it
00:47:03If you go down
00:47:04I go down with you
00:47:07I knew I should have
00:47:08Sent your ass packing
00:47:09When I had the chance
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you
00:47:14Mars
00:47:18Mars is right
00:47:19If those bastards
00:47:20Take the championship
00:47:22Then everything he worked for
00:47:23Goes up in flames
00:47:25Last time I won the finals
00:47:27I lost everything
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:47I won't let them win
00:47:49But I can make them think
00:47:50That they're going to
00:47:54Marcel thank god
00:47:55Are you and Mar-
00:47:56No we're fine
00:47:56I need a favor
00:47:58We're on the street
00:47:59It's Coach Murray
00:47:59It's rigging games for profit
00:48:05Welcome back to the
00:48:062026 UBA Finals
00:48:11Tonight we have the
00:48:12Lightning playing against
00:48:14The Scorpions
00:48:17This is the biggest rival
00:48:19In UBA history
00:48:38The Lightning and the Scorpion
00:48:41Haven't met in the finals
00:48:42Since 2006
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself
00:48:45Played in that game
00:48:46But he fell to the sniper
00:48:56Wait a minute
00:48:57Coach Combo Meal is here
00:49:04Coach Combo Meal is back on the court
00:49:06You'd never know he was slinging burgers
00:49:09Three months ago
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance
00:49:12To join his son Mars
00:49:13On the court
00:49:14They'll go down in history
00:49:15As the first father-son duo
00:49:16To play together in a finals game
00:49:19You showed up
00:49:21You're just putting yourself
00:49:22In the game
00:49:22To make sure we'd lose
00:49:24Actually I'm pretty surprised
00:49:25You suited up
00:49:26Because you and I
00:49:27Both know how this ends
00:49:30That's what he thinks
00:49:31What can I say
00:49:32I couldn't resist
00:49:33One more shot on the court
00:49:34Yeah of course he couldn't
00:49:38This team is already imploding
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy
00:49:41Will be a walk in the park
00:49:43Well gentlemen
00:49:44I'd say good luck
00:49:45But uh
00:49:46Just don't care
00:49:48Scorpions
00:49:49Let's go
00:49:56I'm on your side
00:49:59Don't hold back out there
00:50:04Don't hold back out there
00:50:10I'm done listening to you
00:50:23Sun right here
00:50:25Mars
00:50:35Guess what I was gonna do to add
00:50:43God
00:51:01Fool Duncan is on fire
00:51:04The scorpions are dominating
00:51:06The lightning better step it up
00:51:18Dude what are you doing
00:51:19Bro why are you playing like you're alone
00:51:22Just get back on defense
00:51:38Half time
00:51:45Half time right now
00:51:46The lightning's down by 12 points
00:51:48Will they make a comeback
00:51:49In the next half
00:51:52This is embarrassing
00:51:54I can't believe I have to throw
00:51:56The biggest game of my career
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader
00:51:59But I'm just letting everyone else down
00:52:01If no one else can step up
00:52:03Then we're doomed
00:52:09Guys
00:52:09This game is not over
00:52:11We just need to reset
00:52:12Play as a team
00:52:13And we can still win this
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite
00:52:16You're one to talk ball hog
00:52:18You're not passing the ball bro
00:52:20If we lose
00:52:21It's your fault
00:52:23That's what you think huh
00:52:25All this
00:52:26It's all his fault
00:52:31It's all his fault
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:34Because you refuse to let it go
00:52:36How is this his fault
00:52:37You're fucking selfish
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off
00:52:41Enough
00:52:42Enough
00:52:45It's the finals
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself
00:52:48Go home
00:52:48You go home
00:52:59Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract
00:53:02You fucked up
00:53:03Contract is bullshit
00:53:05I'm stringing them along
00:53:07Robin is handling it
00:53:08They're not gonna win this
00:53:10You're lying
00:53:10You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way
00:53:16Bullshit
00:53:17They'll just let me down again
00:53:19Morris
00:53:19Listen to me
00:53:21When your mother was killed
00:53:22I swore off basketball
00:53:24And I was lost
00:53:26But now I'm back
00:53:27But I'm not back for me
00:53:29I'm back for you
00:53:30Now let's go out on that court
00:53:32Together
00:53:33And destroy these motherfuckers
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime
00:53:41The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half
00:53:45Mars
00:53:48God damn it
00:53:51God
00:53:55That's your star player
00:53:57When you lose tonight
00:53:59The lightning will be gone for good
00:54:01I'll draft him
00:54:02Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year
00:54:09Come on boys
00:54:11Let's go lightning
00:54:13Come on
00:54:13Spirit
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought
00:54:23Dude
00:54:23What the fuck
00:54:25Don't speak to my little kid
00:54:26He's trying to lose
00:54:35We can still win this
00:54:37But you have to trust me
00:54:39If we play together
00:54:40They can't beat us
00:54:41Mars you've got everything you need
00:54:43Right here
00:54:44Let's go out there and win this
00:54:46For the team
00:54:52For the team
00:54:55Okay
00:55:03Whoa, whoa
00:55:04What's up?
00:55:35Mars Davies just executed
00:55:37The sniper's kill shot dunk
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter
00:55:44Lightning is only down by two points now
00:55:47Could my dad be him?
00:55:49The sniper
00:55:51So these assholes want to die
00:55:59You will lose this game
00:56:00Or you and your son
00:56:01Will commit career suicide
00:56:02I'm not scared of you
00:56:06Move
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter
00:56:09The lightning are down by two
00:56:11Will they make their comeback?
00:56:15Yep, yep
00:56:19Coach, you're a legend
00:56:22If you want something done right
00:56:25You have to do it yourself
00:56:50If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself
00:56:52What a comeback
00:56:53With father and son working as a team
00:56:56They might have a chance
00:56:58The lightning are up by one
00:56:59Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:03Whoa, hold on
00:57:04Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006?
00:57:10All we're missing is the god of ball himself
00:57:19If you're not going to lose
00:57:20I'll just have to be too fair and square
00:57:22The performance enhancing drug I developed
00:57:24Doesn't show up on any normal tests
00:57:26Team lightning won't know what hit them
00:57:28Show me what you got
00:57:29Coach, be prepared to lose
00:57:31It's been at least a decade
00:57:33Since Tyler Murray
00:57:34We pre-ed in a professional game
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the goat
00:57:46If you train with a better coach
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you
00:57:48You can't control him
00:57:50But I can
00:57:59That's a foul, ref
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:04When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on
00:58:09They're neck and neck
00:58:10Only two minutes left
00:58:12Team lightning is running out of time
00:58:25Go, go, go!
00:58:27Come on, come on
00:58:28We have to win
00:58:29These losers can't beat us
00:58:31We win at any cost
00:58:33You get him
00:58:36Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:39What?
00:59:05I don't know.
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 QBA Championship.
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:39Woo!
00:59:41Yes!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:52You're going to regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boy!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man.
01:00:19No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction,
01:00:27I knew it was going to be you, Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:36Uh, don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:41And, uh...
01:00:43I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy
01:01:07and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:01:20with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:24But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:29You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:37We're not done yet.
01:01:39For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Yeah!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:11Oh, God.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31Make sure that's not the champagne talking.
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:02:48Close your eyes.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:23Damn.
01:03:35I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:58You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:00Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:18You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:27Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:39Fine.
01:04:40Make sure the commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:44And Cole, too.
01:04:45You sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:20Yeah.
01:05:29Gentlemen.
01:05:36Well, well, well.
01:05:38What do we have here?
01:05:44Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:15Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cool.
01:06:24It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:30And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:48Well, I see you.
01:06:50You and Robin?
01:06:52What about?
01:06:54She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Damn.
01:07:01I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But, you won't be needing that.
01:07:06Cause I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:38Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets.
01:07:52There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:02Maybe.
01:08:02I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring and grape with his name.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:16Cheers.
01:08:25How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:32This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:41Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48The criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:59Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:05Are you sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:09:12What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:19But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:30Actually, I do.
01:09:38Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:41Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:46I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52Security.
01:09:54This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:59Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:15Robin invited me as her.
01:10:17Oh, yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:22What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:30You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:34It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No, you're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:06Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:09Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man.
01:11:13With real money, real power.
01:11:15But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:11:17that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:23Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:30couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:32so she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37So sad.
01:11:38You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:44There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:55Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:12:00He's a total catch.
01:12:01Oh, my God. How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:07Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:09and you see this greasy old man, you're going to give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:22get a job as a coach in the lead?
01:12:24He's here now.
01:12:25That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it?
01:12:27Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:29is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam Omari Gibbs
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:42How did you get the job?
01:12:49Omari and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What?
01:12:53You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way.
01:12:57That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:13:00So you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:13:04when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:13:08The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way.
01:13:15That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking.
01:13:18I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:21So I walked away from my son because
01:13:23I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:27So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:29That's where I ran into Omari.
01:13:34What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37God.
01:13:38I bet he killed his wife
01:13:40and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:41and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:52What the fuck?
01:13:57She had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03That's his son, the 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:14:07He is a goat in the making.
01:14:10We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:16Grace, I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:14:20Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:27I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:35Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:37You see? This man is dangerous.
01:14:40All right, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:43I've not had the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:45And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:53You can't do that.
01:14:54Yes, he can.
01:14:59You can't do that.
01:15:00Yes, he can.
01:15:04That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:15:10I wouldn't fuck with him. They're done for.
01:15:12Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room.
01:15:15And with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:22When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how I?
01:15:29I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:33You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:15:37Security!
01:15:42Remove this man.
01:15:45Get him out of here, fast food fraud.
01:15:47He's ruining everything.
01:15:49You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:15:53Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:56I'm the most powerful man in this room, girly.
01:16:01So you better learn to respect me.
01:16:04Oh!
01:16:08You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:16:11That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:16:13If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:16:16You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:16:20If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:16:25you.
01:16:29Hell, he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:38Hey, Ronnie, are you going senile already?
01:16:41No, are you?
01:16:42You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:45You know what? Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement, because the league's going to shit under
01:16:51your management.
01:16:52And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:16:59You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:17:04As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:17:12Fine.
01:17:13Then it's cool.
01:17:14And I taught him everything he knows.
01:17:16And he listens to me.
01:17:18So get ready to bend the fucking knee.
01:17:19Yeah, but you got to prove you're not useless.
01:17:23Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on him.
01:17:27You know, Cole's right. If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:32You're all right. I don't belong here with you.
01:17:36I belong on that stage.
01:17:39Behind the podium.
01:17:40The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:46You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:50You think that you're getting inducted? They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:56You sure about that?
01:18:08That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:18:11That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:18:16Holy shit, it's you?
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:19Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:18:22Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:26I can believe it.
01:18:27He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:18:32All right, all right. Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:34Check the name.
01:18:38No, it can't be.
01:18:50Tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:19:00Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame,
01:19:07Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:19:26Congratulations.
01:19:27Coach Combo Meals, the fucking Sniper?
01:19:30No way he conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:34I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:40Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:43I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit.
01:19:46I signed that as the agreement.
01:19:47You forced me into it.
01:19:49Eh, good enough.
01:19:50I can splice something together.
01:19:51This is blackmail.
01:19:52You won't get away with it.
01:19:54Obviously this is a setup.
01:19:56He's trying to frame me.
01:19:57Nice try.
01:19:57But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight, and guess what?
01:20:00He squealed like a pig.
01:20:02That's right, Murray.
01:20:03You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:20:07And that ends now.
01:20:11This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:20:18says he is.
01:20:19I have had just about enough of you.
01:20:21I can prove that Marcel was and is...
01:20:27the Sniper.
01:20:35This...
01:20:38This is really you?
01:20:39I wanted to tell you sooner, but...
01:20:42I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:46Fuck this!
01:20:47My guy, I just killed you instead of your useless wife!
01:20:51All of this would be mine!
01:20:52The championships, the glory, the...
01:20:57You?
01:20:58You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:02Stay back for me, or I will kill him for real!
01:21:07You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:12Stay back for me, or I will kill him for real!
01:21:16No...
01:21:17Yeah!
01:21:23No one threatens my son.
01:21:36Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:40Enjoy prison, Tyler!
01:21:45Tyler Murray, Colt Duncan, you're under arrest for illegally raking league games for profit.
01:21:50You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:52You're a cheater? A fucking murderer?
01:21:56I never should have hired you in the first place.
01:21:59From now on, my money's on tonight.
01:22:04Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:22:08And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:22:10It's over, motherfucker.
01:22:12But you promised you wouldn't say anything.
01:22:13You destroyed my career, I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:22:17And we're all gonna regret this.
01:22:18I'm gonna see every single one of you in court.
01:22:23That's what you did for my family.
01:22:41I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:51But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace, a mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:59But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:23:03You gave me the courage to take my life back, and I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your
01:23:08old man a second chance.
01:23:10I lost my mom.
01:23:11And my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:34So you've got your Hall of Fame title now?
01:23:37So what do you need me for?
01:23:42You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:46I didn't know what to do.
01:23:48I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:49I had so much pain, and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:56I needed you.
01:24:00You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:24:03I know.
01:24:04I abandoned you, my son.
01:24:07And I lived in fear and guilt, and I'm sorry.
01:24:11I want to believe him.
01:24:13But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:24:20These are for you.
01:24:25It's 20 letters.
01:24:27I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:32I never forgot you.
01:24:43I love you.
01:24:47It's all bad.
01:24:52I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:56There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:25:00Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:25:06Mom would want you to be happy.
01:25:09So do I, I guess.
01:25:18I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:27Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:30I'm the lucky one.
01:25:33Hey, Mars.
01:25:36You want to get a burger?
01:25:37I'm the lucky one.
01:25:40I'm the lucky one.
01:25:42I'm the lucky one.
01:25:42I'm the lucky one.
01:25:43I'm the lucky one.
01:25:43I'm the lucky one.
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