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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller
00:10Center in the heart of New York City
00:11It's for tonight's show starring
00:13Jimmy Fallon
00:15Tonight's show starring Jimmy Fallon
00:17Tonight's show
00:18Jimmy and his guests
00:19Nicky Glaser
00:20Dusty Tyler Ferguson
00:21Alice Miller
00:23Comedian
00:24Isabelle Hagen
00:25And featuring the legendary
00:27And Jerry Root Coat
00:28And 20-27-9
00:30Yeah
00:31And now
00:32Here he is
00:33Jimmy Fallon
00:37Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:40Hey, hey, hey
00:42Hey, hey, hey
00:44Come on
00:46Thank you
00:47Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:48Hey, hey, hey
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00:54Hey, hey, hey
00:54Kнозy Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:01Oh, come on.
01:03Yeah.
01:05I love you. Thank you so much.
01:07Have a seat. Enjoy yourself.
01:09Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:11to The Tonight Show. This is it. You're here.
01:13This is the show.
01:15It's the one to be at.
01:17Let's get to some news, everybody.
01:19Guys, tomorrow marks the end of the two-week cease-fire deadline
01:22set by President Trump, and no progress
01:25towards a peace deal with Iran has been made.
01:28Yeah, this is what happens when you spend two weeks
01:30clicking, remind me tomorrow.
01:33You can tell time is running out, because today,
01:35Trump was like, check GPT, draft a peace deal.
01:39Very smart. No mistakes.
01:44Yep, with the deadline expiring tomorrow and no progress made,
01:47Trump just announced that he will once again
01:48extend the cease-fire with Iran.
01:51Yeah, it's the most unexpected move he's made
01:53since he did the same exact thing two weeks ago.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Critics are once again saying Trump always chickens out.
02:00But in his defense, today is Taco Tuesday.
02:05So...
02:11Yeah, the big story is still Iran,
02:13and everyone's been monitoring the situation.
02:16With the Strait of Hormuz, it can be hard to keep up,
02:18but with the Strait closed, oil prices have been skyrocketing.
02:22And...
02:22After seven weeks of conflict,
02:24the Strait of Hormuz is officially open.
02:28Oh.
02:30That's amazing. That's big news.
02:34Anyway, as I was saying...
02:36We are now hearing the Strait of Hormuz is once again closed.
02:41Wow.
02:43That was...
02:43That was...
02:44That was fast.
02:45Uh...
02:46Anyway, as I was saying...
02:47JK, the Strait is open again.
02:51JK.
02:53Okay, well, anyway, as I was saying...
02:55Power bad, bestie.
02:57It's closed again.
02:58What is going on over there?
03:00Anyway, as I was saying...
03:02The Strait is open, but the Hormuz is closed.
03:05What does that even mean?
03:08Anyway, as I was saying...
03:10The Strait is open from 12 to 3, then closes until 5 to set up for dinner.
03:15That makes sense.
03:25Anyway, as I was saying...
03:27The Strait is still closed, but my relationship with Donna is now open.
03:32Who's Donna?
03:33Anyway, as I was saying...
03:35President Trump posted a picture of himself as Jesus walking across the Strait of Hormuz.
03:40Hey, that's enough.
03:42No more updates.
03:43No more updates.
03:44We're good.
03:44We're good.
03:45We don't need any more updates.
03:47Guys, I saw today that Trump said that he would have been more successful than previous presidents in conducting wars
03:52in Vietnam and Iraq.
03:55Everyone's like, how about you focus on being successful in this war?
03:59You guys see this?
04:00A new poll shows that Trump's approval rating has dropped the most among Gen Z.
04:05It's bad.
04:06Right now, he's polling between Sus and DeLulu.
04:12Some more political news.
04:13Tonight, Trump did a live Bible reading from the Oval Office.
04:18Yeah, Trump took part in a public reading of the Bible.
04:21He was really into it, actually.
04:23Check out the video he put in.
04:24This is President Trump, and when it comes to the Bible, I am an expert.
04:28I know about all the books, like Job, Pussams, Gene Simmons, Dexter's Laboratory, 101 Dalmatians, Eczema is Nasty, Chronicles of
04:42Narnia, Kardashians, Obladi Oblada, The Thong Song.
04:48But no matter the book, I just love reading the new and old testicles.
04:52All right, it's just a whole thing.
04:54What?
04:55The whole thing is a disaster.
04:57It's a thong song.
04:58What?
05:01Well, listen to this.
05:01I read that this week, dating app Grindr is hosting its first-ever party for the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
05:08Here to discuss this is White House staffer Barry Jones.
05:11Welcome to the show, Barry.
05:12Thanks for having me, Jimmy.
05:16So, what can you tell us about this party that Grindr is hosting at the White House?
05:20Not much, Jimmy.
05:21I've never heard of Grindr before in my life.
05:26Really?
05:27Stop interrogating me.
05:30I'm not, uh, it's just a pretty well-known app, that's all.
05:33Yeah, apparently it's for men to romantically connect with other men.
05:39You can see who's nearby and you can meet up with them at a restaurant or bar or a White
05:45House bathroom, I guess.
05:48It's the first I'm hearing about it.
05:50It seems you're familiar enough with it.
05:53And it seems like you're accusing me.
05:56I'm not accusing you of anything, Barry.
05:58Good. Because I'm a straight, non-curious White House staffer who does not use Grindr.
06:08I think your phone is going off.
06:11Sorry about that. I forgot to silence it.
06:13And no, that was not the Grindr new message notification sound.
06:18I didn't say it was.
06:20Barry, can we start over?
06:21I think we got off on the wrong foot.
06:24Fine.
06:26Hi.
06:29Hi.
06:32How are you?
06:35Good.
06:37Good.
06:39You want to meet in the White House bathroom?
06:41No, Barry, no, I don't.
06:43We have to move on.
06:44White House staffer Barry Jones, everyone.
06:46I do not use Grindr.
06:49Yeah, I'll turn his mic off.
06:51Oh.
06:58Do you guys see this?
06:59Red Lobster is bringing back their Endless Shrimp promotion for the first time since it helped just this side of
07:06the audience.
07:06That's weird.
07:08We hate shrimp.
07:10Yeah.
07:11We divide our audience into shrimp lovers and shrimp haters.
07:16Red Lobster is bringing back their Endless Shrimp promotion.
07:19Don't clap.
07:20For the first time since it helped drive them towards bankruptcy.
07:27Now you're happy you clap?
07:31So you're bringing it back.
07:33Isn't that wild?
07:34They actually released a new commercial about it. Check it out.
07:36Endless Shrimp is bad.
07:37And we're bankrupt.
07:39Damn it.
07:39Red Lobster.
07:40Oops.
07:41We did it again.
07:42Oops.
07:45Hey, get this.
07:45A Carnival cruise passenger just won a $300,000 lawsuit for claiming that the shift's staff served her 14 tequila
07:52shots in the span of eight hours.
07:55Carnival was like, how else are we going to kill the norovirus?
07:59And finally, I heard about a man in California who was arrested after he allegedly purchased Lego sets from Target
08:05and then returned the boxes with pasta inside.
08:10Meanwhile, someone eating a bowl of Legos at Olive Garden was like, hey, this tastes better than usual.
08:14All right, we have a great show. Give it up for the Roots, everybody.
08:29Well, hey, guys. We got some good news today. We won six Webby awards.
08:33Oh, shit.
08:35Six Webby's. That's the most we've ever won.
08:41Wow.
08:41Since we've been doing this, how cool is that? I want to thank everyone at the Webby's. I want to
08:45thank everyone who voted for us, everyone who worked so hard here at the show.
08:50And, of course, I want to thank our amazing digital team. This is a real honor. Six Webby's.
08:55Yes!
08:56Wow.
08:56That's awesome.
08:59It's a real honor. Speaking of real honor, this is true. This just happened.
09:05What?
09:05I'm on the cover of this month's Mad Magazine.
09:08Whoa!
09:16Is that unbelievable?
09:18That's fantastic.
09:20It's a special late-night issue. There's all the hosts here. If you can see all the hosts in there,
09:25there's Letterman sleeping in the sleeping bag. And Alfred E. Newman's there and Kimmel and Seth and everybody.
09:33If you're a comedian, this is like being on the cover of Rolling Stone.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which I'm still holding out for.
09:42Yeah, still.
09:43But I used to read this all the time as a kid, and you learn so much about comedy and
09:47humor and writing.
09:48It's always been so funny, and now to be in it and to be on the cover with Alfred E.
09:53Newman is just so cool.
09:54It's out now, so go pick it up at your local comic book store.
09:59I love Mad Magazine.
10:01Yeah.
10:02I mean, I still have my old ones from when I was in high school.
10:05I mean, I still collected them. I saved them.
10:07I love them.
10:08It's an honor. And they have the folding.
10:10The folding still?
10:11Yeah.
10:12It's everything. They got all the jokes. I'm so excited. Come on.
10:14Come on. Give them time.
10:18What an honor.
10:21Guys, have you ever seen a photo in the news and think that headline could be better?
10:25It's time for a bit called News and Improve. Here we go.
10:35You ever have that happen to you, Higgins?
10:37Yeah. Always.
10:38I'm sitting there. I'm reading the paper. I look at a picture and go, nah, that could be better.
10:42You think the headline?
10:44Yeah, the headline could be better.
10:45You say to yourself, and what do you have, a digital copy, I'm assuming?
10:47Yeah, no. I get a... My eyes aren't so good because I'm older. I get a giant print version.
10:51Oh, yeah. I know that printer company that keep them in business.
10:54They print out newspapers for you in giant print so that you can enjoy reading the headlines of today.
11:01But every time I look at them, I go, eh, could be better.
11:05Just by judging the photo? Is that what you're saying?
11:06The photo... I look at the photo.
11:08Of course.
11:08And then I look at the print beneath it.
11:10And I go...
11:11Or above it.
11:11Or above it.
11:12Above it, not so much.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:14You know, the eyes.
11:15Yeah, your eyes.
11:15So I go below and I'll go, mmm, not so good.
11:19Then I'll think of a humorous... I'll go, I wish I could think of a humorous way to make this
11:24headline better.
11:25But there's no... What can I do?
11:27Let me show you something that we're working on.
11:30What?
11:31I think you're gonna like it.
11:32What are you talking about?
11:33Well, look at this first photo for you.
11:35Okay, let me take a gander.
11:36Oh, I don't like that.
11:38I don't care for that.
11:38The headline could definitely be improved.
11:43Like what?
11:44Well, if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been,
11:46Uh-oh, date using air quotes to describe science.
11:49This is one of my icks.
11:52This is one of my icks.
11:55Look at this next headline.
11:56Let me see.
11:59Okay.
11:59That's the headline?
12:00That could be better.
12:01How about this one?
12:02Man unsure how his reflection has glass...
12:09Is that possible?
12:10That's vampire glasses.
12:11That's unbelievable.
12:13This next headline was...
12:18Headline could have been...
12:22He didn't know she was there.
12:26Up next, this headline says India host president of South Korea.
12:30The headline could have been...
12:31That feeling when you and Bae agreed to go Havsies on the marijuana plant.
12:38Wow. Bae, Havsies, and marijuana plant.
12:41Wow.
12:42A trifecta.
12:43This next headline was...
12:46Headline could have been...
12:56Uh-oh.
12:57That's Randy.
12:57Next headline was...
13:01Headline could have been...
13:06Uh-oh.
13:08That's Randy.
13:10Next headline was...
13:13Headline could have been...
13:14DJ asked...
13:15Are y'all ready for some harpsichord?
13:17No.
13:17No.
13:17No.
13:17No.
13:21No.
13:25Was that the auto harp?
13:27Yeah, it's the harpsichord.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Yeah.
13:30DJ, are y'all ready for some harpsichord?
13:41Y'all ready for some harpsichord?
13:44Oh, yeah!
13:47That's a good club.
13:48Yeah.
13:50The shrimp lovers loved it.
13:52This next headline was...
13:55Headline could have been...
13:59Ah!
14:03I'll just live here.
14:07Finally, this headline was...
14:11Headline could have been...
14:17That's all the time we have for news and improved.
14:19Stick around.
14:20We'll be right back with...
14:20Nikki Glaser!
14:26Uh.
14:28Look.
14:28Up steps that want a new lead in the flesh.
14:31Then it go easy.
14:38Our first guest is a hilarious comedian whose new standup special,
14:44Nikki Glaser, Good Girl, premieres this Friday on Hulu.
14:47Please welcome Nikki Glaser.
14:50Oh, girl, girl!
14:57Go, girl, girl!
14:59Go, girl, girl!
14:59Come on!
15:01That's what I'm talking about.
15:02You're fantastic.
15:04Come on!
15:05Nikki Glaser!
15:07That's right.
15:12They love you.
15:13We love you.
15:14Welcome back.
15:15I am so glad to be here.
15:16I have to say, I...
15:17My voice is a little hoarse.
15:19Oh.
15:19I, um...
15:20I lost my voice screaming at Coachella.
15:22That's the name of my housekeeper.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26She stole my watch that I was wearing.
15:28And, uh...
15:28Screaming at Coachella.
15:30Oh, my God.
15:31You know, you never get hoarse.
15:32You kind of feel sexy.
15:33I'm kind of like, oh, it's a little bit like Dua Lipa.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Yeah, I do like it.
15:37My Dua Lipas might fall out of the stress, too, by the way.
15:39Oh, my...
15:40I want to say congratulations on a lot of things,
15:43because we always love it when you come here.
15:44But since the last time you've been on this show,
15:47your stand-up tour, the Alive and Unwell tour,
15:49was one of the top ten highest-grossing comedy tours
15:52of 2025.
15:54Oh, my God. Thank you.
15:54Nikki Glaser.
15:56Yeah.
15:57You were also named one of Time Magazine's
16:00100 Most Influential People for the second year.
16:03Yes.
16:06You also hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time.
16:09Yes.
16:09You were fantastic on there, by the way.
16:11It was so fun.
16:12Best week of my life.
16:13You also hosted the Golden Glows for the second time,
16:16and it was announced that you'll host again for a third time.
16:18Go, Nikki Glaser.
16:22That's what I'm talking about.
16:24Thanks.
16:24You are great at that job.
16:28You've done it.
16:28I mean, it's so hard.
16:31It's tough.
16:31It's a tough job.
16:31Yeah.
16:32You nailed it.
16:34It's, you know, so much of it, I have to say,
16:36depends on the crowd.
16:38Like, the celebrities being able to laugh at themselves.
16:40And I work really hard to make sure the jokes are good,
16:43and the audience at home, like, likes how far I'm going,
16:46but that I don't go too far.
16:47I don't ruin anyone's night.
16:48But there's some jokes that you just don't know until you tell them,
16:51like, how they're going to land.
16:52So after I do it, I always send flowers to everyone that I made fun of
16:56that, like, was a good sport about it, which was everyone,
16:58just to say thank you because it is a part of why I'm successful at it.
17:01And the only person who sent something back to me,
17:04I did a joke about Leonardo DiCaprio,
17:06which I was really struggling with because I was like,
17:09I just don't want to make the joke about how he has young girlfriends.
17:11It's been done so many times.
17:13I mean, it's been, that joke's been going on longer than,
17:15you know, his current girlfriend's been alive.
17:17Yeah.
17:17Like, it's truly been around forever.
17:20And I'm like, I don't want to do it.
17:22But then it was like, there was nothing else to say about him.
17:24And then I was like, well, that's kind of funny.
17:26So then I was like, let's try to find, like,
17:29this guy doesn't reveal anything about himself.
17:30Let's find something he's revealed.
17:32And so I, me and my writing team found a Teen Beat article
17:35from 1991 where he revealed that I was like,
17:37Leo, we don't know anything about you.
17:39You know, the only thing we know about you is from a Teen Beat article
17:41in 1991 where you told us your favorite food is pasta, pasta,
17:44and more pasta.
17:45And it really was real.
17:47And then he sent me three baskets of pasta as a thank you.
17:52He sent me pasta, pasta.
17:53So funny.
17:54That's a good dude.
17:55So good.
17:56That's funny.
17:56And part of me was, part of me was like,
17:59does Leo want to smash?
18:01Like, I was like, all right.
18:02Backstage you were telling me that you have an obsession
18:04with the new food.
18:06Oh.
18:07I can't stop eating Uncrustables.
18:09It's my favorite food.
18:11Has anyone let this food into their heart in a real way?
18:14What?
18:14Have you tried them yet?
18:16No.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:18Because I always, like, looked at them like,
18:19that would be good.
18:20But then I started eating them.
18:21I have, like, four a day.
18:23I started on them because I was babysitting my nephew,
18:25and he went to sleep, and I took an edible.
18:27And so I got into them.
18:28And I realized, like, they're marketing for little kids,
18:31but they're really for high adults is what they're for.
18:35And they are so good.
18:36They, um, and I buy them in bulk because I eat, like,
18:40four to six a day.
18:41And so it is awkward, like, going to Target with all the,
18:44and there's always the conversation of, like, oh,
18:46got a lot of kids at home.
18:47And I'm like, no, I'm a pedophile.
18:48You know, this is my bait.
18:50I don't know what to say.
18:51It's just an awkward conversation.
18:53But they are so, to me, you have to try them.
18:55They're so good.
18:56The bread is, like, so soft.
18:58And it's, like, it is funny because they're like,
19:00it's an easy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
19:02It's like, oh, yeah, like, because, you know,
19:04sometimes you just don't like to cook.
19:06And it's, like, it's because it's the easiest food
19:08made even easier.
19:09It's, like, a bidet that, like, poops for you.
19:12Like, it's, like, it doesn't need to be easier than
19:14peanut butter and jelly, but they cut off the crust.
19:16The bread is so soft.
19:18It's, like, temper foam material, I think.
19:20It's, it's, it really is the consistency, I feel like.
19:24Like, when you ever see, like, a baby's chunky arm,
19:26and you're like, I just want to bite it.
19:27Yes.
19:28And you're like, you can now.
19:30It's so good.
19:31I have them on me all the time.
19:33I, even tonight, I have them right now.
19:36I, um, I wear them as shapewear now.
19:41They literally work.
19:43Look how deflated I am now.
19:44Oh, my.
19:45Now it's all gone.
19:46Wow.
19:46So this one's for you.
19:47It's warmed up.
19:48Thank you so much.
19:48This is the way you should have it.
19:50Mushed and warm.
19:53I am honored.
19:55I am honored.
19:56Thank you so much.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Literally, I want you to get in on that.
20:02It's very warm.
20:03Isn't it?
20:04Yeah.
20:06It's very warm.
20:08All right.
20:08These are the strawberries.
20:09Yeah.
20:09They're almost, they're almost toasted.
20:13How did you do that?
20:14Wow.
20:15Um.
20:15If you want grape, I have those in my bag.
20:18I know.
20:18But I need that padding.
20:19I'm pumped.
20:19That's my PBL.
20:20I'm pumped.
20:21I want to talk about, here, I have a nap.
20:24That's what I did.
20:24I want to talk about your very funny new stand-up special.
20:26Yeah.
20:27Nikki Glaser, Good Girl.
20:28Good Girl.
20:29Yeah.
20:29It's on Hulu.
20:30It premieres this Friday on Hulu.
20:32Yes, it does.
20:33It's like my most personal thoughts.
20:35It's really out there.
20:37I almost don't want people to see it because it's so vulnerable.
20:40So if that, but I think you should because I worked really hard on it.
20:43It's really funny.
20:44That's how we got to know you.
20:44It's gorgeous.
20:45It's really well done.
20:46You're a great stand-up meeting.
20:46Thank you so much.
20:47That's how we got to know you.
20:48You're amazing.
20:49Good Girl.
20:49Yeah, thank you.
20:50Good Girl.
20:51On Hulu, I want to show a clip.
20:53Here's Nikki Glaser in Good Girl.
20:55Take a look.
20:56I'm going to get a facelift in a couple of years, and thank you for cheering that on.
21:00Most people are like, don't.
21:02Don't do it.
21:04I don't know whether to be insulted by you cheering it on or not, but I appreciate that.
21:08What I don't want when I get a facelift is anyone being like, that's so sad she did
21:12that.
21:13Why did she do that?
21:14And the answer is because it's going to lead to a better life for me.
21:17I'm on TV a lot.
21:18I'm going to look amazing.
21:19I'm going to get better roles.
21:20I'm going to get paid more for those roles.
21:22I'm going to get fire emojis from Kristen Cavallari.
21:27Do you know how good it feels to have Bowen Yang write diva with 19 A's underneath the
21:32picture of you?
21:34Looks like he just fell asleep on the keyboard because I was so slay.
21:38Come on.
21:39You are so slay.
21:41Nikki Glaser, everybody.
21:43Her stand-up special, Good Girl, premieres this Friday on Hulu.
21:47Jesse Tyler Ferguson joins us after the break.
21:49Stick around.
21:50You are on.
21:51You are too much.
21:52Be sure.
21:54Guaranteed to be like having a ball.
21:59Try it.
22:00Yeah.
22:00I got a purpose in 2-1-5, man.
22:04Our next guest is a Tony-winning actor who stars as Truman Capote in the play True at
22:10House of the Redeemer here in New York City through May 10th.
22:14Please welcome Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
22:17True at the party.
22:22True at the party.
22:27True at the party.
22:29True at the party.
22:31That's awesome.
22:32Come on.
22:33Hey, welcome back.
22:35Hi.
22:35I love having you here.
22:37Love being here.
22:37Last time we talked on the show, you were excited about you were having a joint birthday party.
22:42Oh, gosh.
22:43Yeah, I turned 50 this year.
22:44Yeah, happy birthday.
22:45Yeah, let's applaud.
22:46Let's applaud for that.
22:47He made it.
22:48He made it that far.
22:49My husband is 10 years younger and turned 40.
22:52And we did a big 30-40 birthday, you know, 10 years ago.
22:56And it was like a rager.
22:57Yeah.
22:58And so this year, we had a party.
23:00We have two kids now.
23:01And our party started at 3 p.m.
23:04That's right.
23:05And it ended at like 7.
23:06That sounds good.
23:07And people were kind of making fun of us for doing that.
23:09Sounds like the best part.
23:10But at the end, they're like, this was amazing.
23:13But we didn't have any kids at the party, except for our kids.
23:17And at one point, my younger son, Sullivan, sort of fell off this stool.
23:22And the closest person next to him, I wasn't near him.
23:25It's fine.
23:26There was lots of people near him.
23:27But the closest person next to him was Joshua Jackson.
23:30Ooh.
23:30And so Joshua Jackson picks him up and sort of coddles him.
23:34And then my son pees on him.
23:38There was that.
23:39So I was like, I'm so sorry.
23:40And he was like, well, I definitely feel like I've been initiated into your family.
23:43But then I was like noticing like women and gay men like, I'm falling too.
23:48Joshua Jackson.
23:49Oh, oh my.
23:50Joshua.
23:52The vapors.
23:53The vapors.
23:53Exactly.
23:54I was like, all right, everyone needs to calm down.
23:56Yeah.
23:56I saw that you recently took your kids to go see Spelling Bee.
23:58I did.
23:59Yeah.
24:00That's how I think the first time I saw you.
24:01Right.
24:02In that play.
24:02You originated.
24:03Yeah.
24:0320 years ago.
24:04Yeah.
24:04So there's a revival now.
24:05And I was like, well, this would be cool to like take my kids to the show that I originated,
24:09you know, 20 years ago in New York.
24:11And I wanted to make a special night out for them.
24:13And like, you know, I want to take them to like a nice dinner.
24:15But then I realized like that's just for me.
24:17So I took them to McDonald's on 51st and 8th.
24:21And they were like stoked.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Yeah.
24:23But like such a rookie mistake for me.
24:26Because like Mitchell from Modern Family walks into like the most touristy Modern Family.
24:30I've met McDonald's ever.
24:32Everyone's pointing.
24:32Everyone's pointing.
24:33I'm like signing autographs, you know, as I'm just trying to get Happy Meals.
24:36And the guy next to us, he actually recognizes me from Spelling Bee.
24:42And so he tells my kids, he's like, you know, your dad, your papa like was one of the originators
24:47of the first production of Spelling Bee.
24:49So my kids, you know, took that information into the theater with them.
24:53And they were telling all the people around us that I created the show.
24:58My papa created this, you know, just to say, there was a laugh.
25:02Like my papa wrote that.
25:03Aw.
25:03It was very sweet.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Let's talk about this play.
25:07This is True is the name of the play.
25:09And where is it at again?
25:11It's at this.
25:12It's on the Upper East Side on 95th and Park Avenue.
25:14It's an old turn of the century Gilded Age mansion.
25:18And I perform it in the library there.
25:20It's for 99 people a night.
25:22And I play Truman Capote.
25:23You walk in and it's my living room.
25:25It's Truman Capote's living room.
25:26So I interact with the audience.
25:28And it's really very special and very cool.
25:30This is where you all go.
25:31Ooh.
25:32Ooh.
25:32Ah, yes.
25:33Look at that.
25:34Oh!
25:35Oh!
25:37Ooh!
25:38See how close to this audience?
25:39Although I love this guy when we shot these photos.
25:43Yeah.
25:44This guy is falling asleep in, like, all the pictures.
25:46No, no.
25:48Yeah.
25:48Does that bum you out?
25:49I mean, do you get to see...
25:50Normally, on theater, on stage, you see...
25:51You don't see anyone.
25:53Yeah, they're having their own experience in the dark.
25:55But here, I see everything.
25:56Like, if you check your watch, I see it.
25:58There was a woman who spilled her drink the other day.
26:02And she was, like, mopping it up.
26:03And she was pulling focus.
26:05You know, it's my show.
26:06Hello.
26:06And everyone was, like, watching this woman, like, mop up her wine.
26:09And as Truman Capote, I had to go over and be like,
26:11I have housekeeping coming in later.
26:14Don't worry about it, my dear.
26:15It's fine.
26:16There's so much liquor on this rug.
26:18Don't worry.
26:19Oh, my gosh.
26:20It's like, stop her from...
26:21But, like, as the character, yeah.
26:23And you dive right in and become Truman Capote.
26:26That's a great impression.
26:27I mean, I watched a lot of videos of him.
26:30And I do have, like, little exercises.
26:32You know, I do Shakespeare as Truman Capote sometimes.
26:35Just because, you know, that's the type of guy I am.
26:39Fun for you, yeah.
26:40Yeah.
26:40So, yeah, it's fun.
26:41And as you're doing Truman Capote,
26:43do you see more of Truman Capote popping up in your life,
26:46like, randomly?
26:47You know, it's...
26:48I'm trying to get away from him
26:49because he's, like, he's everywhere right now.
26:51And I'm, like, I'm just...
26:52I'm kind of tired of him, to be honest.
26:54I love him.
26:55But I'm also, like, ah, I've had a long day of Truman Capote.
26:57So I went home the other day
26:58and I turned on RuPaul's Drag Race.
27:00Good.
27:00And a drag queen...
27:01A drag queen was doing Truman Capote.
27:03No way!
27:04You're joking!
27:05Jane Doan,
27:05who does a brilliant Truman Capote, by the way.
27:07But, yeah, I was like, God damn it!
27:10I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:12But it's everywhere, yeah.
27:13But I love that Truman Capote is part of pop culture
27:16and, like, people are being reminded.
27:17He's a genius.
27:18Was a genius.
27:19He's no longer with us.
27:19But he is.
27:20Yeah, but, yeah, he was a genius.
27:21But what an experience this is for 99 people.
27:24Yeah.
27:24To sit in a room and you just...
27:26Do you just enter as Truman Capote?
27:27I just enter as Truman Capote and for 90 minutes,
27:29you're just sitting in the space with me as Truman Capote.
27:32And it's really...
27:32It's quite something.
27:33It's a beautiful play.
27:35Yeah.
27:35I'm loving it.
27:36It just got extended, right?
27:37It just got extended.
27:38I just got nominated for a drama league.
27:40What are you talking about?
27:42Come on!
27:43What are you talking about?
27:45Congratulations!
27:47What am I doing?
27:48What am I doing?
27:48Why am I doing this?
27:49You're doing something cool.
27:50Whatever you're doing, you're doing very cool.
27:51No, you're very, very cool.
27:53Yes.
27:53No, it's a little...
27:56It's a joy to do, and I'm very excited.
27:57People are loving it, so...
27:58Congratulations on all the great reviews.
28:00Thanks for coming on the show.
28:01Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
28:03True is playing at House of the Redeemer
28:06in New York City through May 10th.
28:09More Tonight Show after the break.
28:10Stick around.
28:13White doves at my doorstep.
28:15What comes around goes around like a vortex.
28:18In competition, I'm all for it.
28:19What?
28:22What?
28:26Our next guest is a talented actress who you can see in the third and final season of the
28:32series The Comeback.
28:33New episodes stream every Sunday at 10.30 p.m. on HBO.
28:37Please welcome Ella Stiller.
28:54Hi.
28:55Hello.
28:57Welcome to the show.
28:58Nice to meet you.
28:59It's so nice to meet you.
29:01You grew up in New York City.
29:03Of course.
29:03Yes.
29:04What's that like as a kid growing up in New York City?
29:06It's the greatest way to grow up.
29:08I'm a true New Yorker, and I'm proud of that.
29:12Yeah.
29:12Yeah, but you have...
29:13Yes!
29:14Yes!
29:15For life.
29:16For life.
29:17But you have some interesting experiences as a kid that maybe not other people do.
29:23Like, for example, I went to a school where we didn't have walls.
29:28No walls.
29:29No walls.
29:30Once you got into the school...
29:31Yeah, you go in, and there's like some bookshelves, and there's a class going on over here.
29:39Class going on over here.
29:40You call the teachers by their first name.
29:42Wow!
29:43Yeah.
29:43Do you sit in chairs?
29:44You do sit in chairs.
29:45Okay, yeah, okay, good.
29:46Yes.
29:46Yes, that's normal.
29:48And is it an actor's school?
29:51It is not an actor's school.
29:53Like, do you imagine walls?
29:54No.
29:55Yeah, exactly.
29:55You have to imagine...
29:56Doors, space work.
29:57You have to do some real imagination work.
29:59Can you close the window, please?
30:02Mime school?
30:03It's definitely not mime school.
30:05Not mime school.
30:05Wow.
30:06I did do that, though.
30:07Did you?
30:07Kind of.
30:08Yeah.
30:08Well, I didn't do mime school, but I did drama school.
30:11Oh, you went to Juilliard.
30:12I did.
30:13Come on.
30:14Not too shabby.
30:14Come on, bud.
30:16Come on.
30:17Not too shabby.
30:19What's that like, Juilliard?
30:21Juilliard's so intense.
30:22It's so crazy.
30:23It sounds like a dream.
30:25It's bizarre, yeah.
30:25It's bizarre, yeah.
30:26What do they make you do?
30:27Because that is a full-on acting school.
30:29Oh, you do so, so many different things.
30:32I mean, I feel like everyone knows about, you know, you do your mask class.
30:37Mask?
30:37Mask work.
30:38Masks, yes.
30:39Wearing them?
30:40Wearing them, yes.
30:41Wearing them, embodying them.
30:43You have to sort of look at them and learn who it is.
30:46They tell you.
30:47The mask tells you.
30:48It teaches you who it is.
30:50And then you wear it.
30:51And then you are the mask.
30:52And then there's, of course, the animal work.
30:54But we also, we would put our characters in a ring of fire.
31:01Mm-hmm.
31:02And watch the character that we just played burn.
31:07To say goodbye, of course.
31:09Wow.
31:09To let go of that.
31:11Wow, that's intense.
31:12Yeah, you imagine it, of course.
31:13It's not in real life.
31:14It's all in your mind.
31:19More mime school stuff?
31:20Exactly, exactly.
31:22Putting out the fire with an extinguisher.
31:24Exactly.
31:24Good work, Ella.
31:25You did great.
31:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27But you must learn so many things there that you put on your resume.
31:30Like, dude, I can burn my character.
31:33Yeah.
31:33I mean, I can walk on stilts.
31:35They do stilt work?
31:36Yeah, because apparently if you can't walk on stilts,
31:38you're not a real actor.
31:41That's just the truth.
31:44You're making it happen.
31:45The schools did well.
31:47They taught you well.
31:48Yeah, they taught me well.
31:49Let's talk about the comeback, because, gosh, it's funny.
31:51And you star alongside Lisa Kudrow, who's just hilarious.
31:54She's the greatest.
31:55She really is, right?
31:56She's the greatest.
31:57She's like, you know, she's the real deal.
31:59I love her.
32:00You filmed on the Warner Brothers lot.
32:02And here are you sitting in front of the Friends Fountain.
32:05Come on.
32:07Yeah.
32:07Do you get nervous when you go on?
32:11Because they've been doing the show for...
32:13When did they start comeback?
32:14It was probably...
32:152005.
32:1620 years ago.
32:17Yeah.
32:17And so it's...
32:18But you're the newcomer.
32:19Really walking into this family who have known each other for so long and have such history.
32:24And that's really intimidating and really scary.
32:26And all I wanted was to just, you know, sort of seamlessly integrate into this beautiful world that they've built.
32:33I came on as a fan of the show.
32:35Like, I started work and I was like, oh, my God, I'm talking to Valerie Cherish right now.
32:39This is the craziest thing in the world.
32:40Yeah, yeah, exactly.
32:40Because also, Lisa will start just doing improv to just get into it.
32:44And that's a scary thing.
32:46Yeah.
32:46And that's fun.
32:47But it was so fun and so amazing and everyone, they're like my family now.
32:50I love them.
32:51Yeah, you work so well together.
32:51I love them, love them, love them.
32:53What do we say about what's going on in season three?
32:55Well, season three, so we're sort of in the midst of it right now.
32:59And Valerie has signed on to do the first ever AI-written sitcom.
33:04Ooh.
33:05Yes.
33:06And I play her social media manager, Patience.
33:09Patience.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Great name.
33:11Patience.
33:12Patience may be a hypochondriac at times.
33:15Might be.
33:15Maybe.
33:16But she always shows up to work.
33:18Always.
33:18Kind of.
33:18Yeah.
33:19She does show up.
33:20Yeah.
33:20It's very, very good.
33:22Very funny.
33:22I want to show everyone a clip.
33:23Here's Ella Stiller in the comeback.
33:25Take a look.
33:27Patience is anyone, anyone standing up for me.
33:30It's a lot of TV writers on social media that each only have like 12 followers.
33:34Okay.
33:34Yeah, but it's catching fire.
33:36Everybody's picking this up.
33:38There's nobody in TV.
33:40Okay.
33:40Is new net saying anything or comp spot or any of them?
33:44I've seen nothing.
33:44You know what, Billy?
33:45Call your guy at new net, the one you're sleeping with.
33:48I'm not calling him.
33:49He screamed at me at the GLAAD Awards.
33:51Okay.
33:51Well, God forbid you should be embarrassed when the entire world is tearing me apart.
33:56No, it's just Hollywood.
33:57Oh, just Hollywood?
33:59Okay.
33:59Yeah.
34:00That's good.
34:00Just where I live and work.
34:02It's an end of day dump, which is good.
34:04By this time tomorrow, the story will be dead.
34:06Okay.
34:07Yeah.
34:07It'll be dead.
34:08Like my career.
34:10Yeah.
34:10Come on.
34:11Ella Stiller, everybody!
34:14New episodes of The Comeback airs Sundays at 10.30 p.m. on HBO.
34:19We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
34:21Come on back.
34:22I was feeling the best when I was in a good church before.
34:25They feel uncomfortable, they're not the best in it.
34:27They tested me, but now they in the clinic.
34:37Our next guest has her comedy special, Isabel Hagan, at the Bitter End, available on YouTube.
34:43Please welcome the very funny Isabel Hagan.
34:54Thank you so much.
34:56It's great to be here.
34:57I was walking on the street earlier, and I heard a guy go, hey, beautiful.
35:01And I didn't look at him.
35:03Not because I felt harassed, but I thought, there's a chance he's not talking to me.
35:09And I didn't want to risk it and be like, who, me?
35:12He's like, oh, no.
35:15And then I just have to be like, oh, sorry.
35:24I just thought, like, beautiful.
35:28Turns out he's just doing his daily affirmations.
35:30He's like, hey, beautiful.
35:34You've got this.
35:36It's fun.
35:37If you're insecure enough, you kind of can't get harassed, right?
35:41Like, I was walking behind a guy, and he was walking a dog on a leash,
35:44and the dog kept looking back at me.
35:48And the guy was very smooth.
35:49He said to the dog audibly, he's like, why do you keep looking at her, huh?
35:55Just because she's cute and blonde.
35:58And instead of thinking, like, oh, that's a clever way to hit on a woman,
36:01I just thought, nah, that dog's not attracted to me, probably.
36:08But I'm married.
36:09I am. I'm married.
36:11Yeah.
36:11Oh, yeah.
36:14I love my husband.
36:16He loves to camp.
36:18And I think camping is stupid.
36:21It's so dumb.
36:23Because you go outside, and then you do all this work,
36:27and you bring all this crap with you
36:29to make it feel like you're still kind of inside.
36:34You could just stay home and let a couple squirrels in.
36:41But I get it.
36:42You gotta go camping.
36:43You have to have all the different experiences in life
36:45just to know that you didn't have to have any of them.
36:51That's the only way to know.
36:53You gotta just do it and regret.
36:56Like, I didn't have to go apple picking,
36:58but I needed to to know that I shouldn't have.
37:03I had to have the experience of like...
37:14Is it just like all of them, or what are we doing here?
37:20You gotta go through it.
37:22Because you don't want to wonder what if.
37:23What if I went apple picking, right?
37:26Because wondering is the fear of regret.
37:29Regret is just knowledge.
37:31So I think do as much and regret as much as you can.
37:34That's why I got married.
37:35I'll regret it later, you know?
37:45But then I'll know, you know?
37:46I won't be up at night like,
37:47oh, is he the one that got away?
37:49Nah, he should have gotten away.
37:53But I'm out late a lot doing comedy,
37:55and I was getting food after a show recently,
37:57and the guy was giving me my change,
37:59and he pulled the quarter from out of my ear.
38:04I didn't like that.
38:07He did a non-consensual magic trick.
38:11You gotta ask first,
38:13do you want to see a magic trick?
38:15Otherwise, it's just deceit.
38:19And the thing is,
38:20all deceit in life is actually fine
38:23if you just start it with,
38:25do you want to see a magic trick?
38:28All deceit.
38:29If my narcissistic ex-boyfriend
38:31had just begun the relationship,
38:34hey, you want to see a magic trick?
38:38I love you.
38:44And five years later, he breaks up.
38:46He's like, ta-da!
38:47I'm like, whoa!
38:49How'd you do that?
38:56But I'm in a healthy marriage now.
38:58It's good.
38:58I'm trying to eat healthier, too.
38:59I'm thinking of giving up meat.
39:01My friend, she's not a full vegetarian,
39:03but she doesn't eat smart animals.
39:06That's where she draws a line morally.
39:08No pigs, no octopus.
39:10Apparently, they're very intelligent.
39:11She doesn't think they should be eaten.
39:14Kind of a mean way to decide
39:16who gets to live.
39:19I'm walking by a pig or an octopus.
39:21I'm just like, yes, hello.
39:23Carry on.
39:25Very smart.
39:27Oh, I read that, too.
39:33I walk by a chicken.
39:34I'm like, you stupid chicken.
39:35I'm gonna eat you.
39:36You're stupid.
39:37You're so dumb.
39:38You're so...
39:42The chicken's just looking at me.
39:44And I'm like, nah,
39:45that chicken's not attracted to me, probably.
39:48Thank you so much.
39:49I'm Isabel Hagen.
39:57Isabel Hagen!
39:58Come on!
39:59Come on!
39:59Come on!
40:00Her special,
40:01At the Bitter End, is available on YouTube.
40:04We'll be right back, everybody.
40:06Come on.
40:07It's fantastic, bud.
40:08The food is well accepted.
40:09The pizza perfected.
40:11The food is invested.
40:12The food is invested.
40:13The food is invested.
40:14Morning, every challenger.
40:16All about the challenger.
40:19My thanks to Nikki Glaser,
40:22Jesse Tyler Ferguson,
40:24Ellis Siller,
40:24Isabelle Hagen once again!
40:27Come on!
40:29And the roots right there
40:30from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:37Good night, everybody.
40:37Thank you!
40:39Get involved!
40:40Get involved!
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40:43Get, get, get involved!
40:45Get into it!
40:46Do it!
40:48Ha!
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