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Sumner Comes First
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00:00You
00:17We we should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast
00:22Let's go to your room instead
00:24Brother's not watching us
00:26I don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:30Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:32You just let me stick it out
00:34What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:43my brother standing five feet away
00:44Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done. Okay, get off me, babe
00:59Come on. It's a good thing
01:02What's going on? I heard yelling
01:04You know what? This is all your fault actually
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:11Ex-boyfriend
01:11What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:14No, you know what you only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:18I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them didn't you?
01:23And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:27be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say? Don't touch me. Don't touch me man. Get off me
01:33Corbin don't let go of me let go. You know he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:41Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:44But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:50Hello
01:52Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
01:56Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:03Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street
02:06Go crash on her couch
02:08Just get your shit and go
02:19You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:25If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:28Or you know what? Do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different. He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:57Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
03:00in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me funny. I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:19You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know, I've never even
03:28You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with bryce in the first place
03:34Why? Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing? He got like a huge cock or
03:51something
03:53No, I mean, I don't know. Okay, I never saw it
04:01Oh, oh, okay
04:08I was never gonna date bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break no parents
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well, now I will thanks to you
04:32Come on
04:33I know you have this whole
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no way you can blame that on
04:39me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:49See there easy you were with bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:55because
04:57Because I don't know it just didn't feel right or good
05:04What
05:05Hmm no, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:10Just never had that problem. So
05:14Aren't you special?
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:21Well, you know what maybe I don't need to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the school's here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:29No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:32Who?
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two?
05:59Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:03Yeah, no, just uh, try not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:06Nothing, nothing new
06:08She must not be trying too hard
06:10Because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings
06:14Feelings? Me?
06:16Dude, come on. I don't do feelings
06:18And especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:31Come on
06:42You're never gonna win like that
06:45Definitely not now that you're here
06:50You gotta slow it down
06:51And feel it out
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:58What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:10And feel good while doing it
07:14I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:21And you want it to actually feel good, you should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:32Just a one-time thing
07:34Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one
07:44You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like Mike the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I'd kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly touch it
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it on
08:42Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:46Whoa!
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:55Mm-hmm
08:55I didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter
09:00Yes, let's tan
09:01I'll get changed
09:04Yeah, let's go
09:30Let's go
09:35i'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you all good wasn't thinking
09:41about that anyway sit back relax enjoy the view
10:01i didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05well these aren't just any feet are they
10:09you know what if you can't make me feel good i'm not gonna want to sleep with you
10:14okay that's a good question um
10:18and i guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we yeah and when you lose
10:25you need to totally humiliate yourself okay i can come up with something but i'm not gonna lose
10:31we have a deal do your worst so you consent enthusiastically
10:45time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what no i'm not doing the ice punch what's wrong some you scared i'll beat your record
11:00all right fine time to make you suffer montgomery
11:06all right in three two one
11:22up to the shoulders
11:24breathe oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
11:28give up some
11:29sunshine's calling your name oh fuck off corbin oh my god
11:33oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god what are you doing what are you doing
11:36dude what the hell
11:38oh just conserving heat
11:40really in front of my brother you can get out anytime i would gladly take the wind
11:43oh never
11:47that's what i thought
12:11you know i could actually get used to this
12:13me too the water's feeling nice and warm
12:15i wasn't talking about the water
12:21you know i can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get in my pants
12:27you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and
12:32monsters and whatever yeah and you were a troll i was a knight thank you very much but you remember
12:41what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to
12:45talk to each other for real
12:54i really enjoy hanging out with you like this
12:57well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore corb you know you can take the win
13:06i give up some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:20this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42you still mad at me
13:48does that mean our bets off
13:50after you let me win yesterday not a chance
13:55you know i want to make you suffer
13:57right
13:59how are you gonna do that
14:00well
14:02i've been thinking you know this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:09so if i can get you to quit
14:11then
14:13i win
14:14you lose
14:16and
14:16you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:25yeah
14:28i mean we both know i'm never gonna sleep with you
14:31but that doesn't mean that i can't torture you
14:35i'm gonna get you so worked up
14:38that you can't help yourself
14:40but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:47and how are you gonna do that
14:54oops
14:56looks like i spilled
15:10that's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:12how about i get the rest for you though
15:20you know since our bet's still on
15:23why don't we hit first base what do you say
15:28why not
15:31like a girl
15:54there you two are
15:58oh am i interrupting again
16:00no not interrupting and not again
16:02here do you want some
16:03duh
16:06which one
16:07slasher zombies or slasher vampires
16:09uh vampires
16:11all the way to started
16:13thanks
16:16you've got to be kidding me
16:19i don't know what you're talking about
16:20girl be so for real
16:22adam might be blind
16:23but i can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of july
16:27well then you should get your eyes checked
16:29oh
16:42adam you want a carpet picnic with me
16:44let these two have the couch
16:46sure
16:47better sit six feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:51come on down son
16:52take a seat
16:55what
16:55too scared of this one
16:58says the guy who cried at the end of friday the 13th
17:01cause i was sad
17:02she was doing it for her kid
17:04you would sympathize with a serial killer
17:09don't worry
17:10i'll protect you
17:11protect me from your son
17:36what are you doing
17:38just waiting for the right number
17:43i'm not recluse
17:44i'm just opportunistic
17:46well my brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:49doesn't bother me
17:50i was thinking maybe second base
17:52you're unbelievable
17:54is that a no
17:58you're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00yeah
18:01you sure about that
18:07okay
18:24do you want me to stop
18:40no
18:41i'm too cute to eat
18:49time for bed i think
19:14oh my god
19:16are you
19:18what'd you come here to help me out
19:21what no i
19:26like what you see
19:28no
19:28no
19:29god no
19:33excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well
19:40well i guess my plan's working
19:42oh yeah
19:42how do you figure
19:43it could last 24 hours
19:45how are you going to survive the whole week
19:47i mean i don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal
19:50i hope
19:51you're doing the same thing
19:52i don't need to
19:53thank you very much
19:55yeah
19:55you sure about that
19:59i'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay
20:01you go do that
20:08look at this
20:09go
20:10there we go
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:18hey daisy
20:19what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls
20:23are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25to leave before i lost my will to live
20:28so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah
20:32he's been in his room all week
20:33playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:37i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:39who wants a shot
20:40oh i'm down
20:42why not
20:43okay
20:43yeah
20:48you want a liquor
20:50it's my favorite flavor
20:52summer cherry
20:53i'm okay
20:54i'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:01it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:14for spring break
21:16spring break
21:17spring break
21:17cheers
21:27let's play a game
21:29suck em well
21:30gross
21:31no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:35um sardines
21:36oh yes
21:37i always love this house for sardines
21:39great
21:40i'll hide first
21:41okay
21:41i need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:58how did you find me so fast
22:00this has been your spot since we were kids
22:03i won't tell adam don't worry
22:05adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:08i saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:13you jealous
22:15no
22:16i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:28you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:45what
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:57time for third base
23:11well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12
23:14but no sign of somewhere corbin
23:18i knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:22ollie ollie oxenfree
23:39finally
23:40it's been forever
23:42how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we
23:47had fun sneaking around
23:49well i got sober looking for you two
23:53i'm gonna grab another drink
23:54mia
23:54you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05sumner let's dance
24:08okay
24:08yeah
24:25you really want to give them a show
24:28what'd you have a month
24:31hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:54it's just a game daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:59i don't think so
25:01the rumors are true aren't they some
25:04you're a slut
25:05just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do
25:09let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:15fine
25:16i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:20yo what do you mean by sloppy sec
25:24do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:29she'll say anything to get attention
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:40yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:42that's your whole deal huh
25:43just humiliate sumner and then let everyone at school torture her
25:46while you guys just stand there and watch
25:49i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace offering
26:29i'm sorry about daisy
26:41i'm sorry about everything
26:44you want to be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53you know i wish you could understand how much i regret it
26:58i bet you don't even think about it
27:02uh you'd be surprised some
27:10i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean you're my best friend's sister
27:30i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature corbin
27:37i was 14
27:39okay you were driving me crazy
27:40i couldn't stop thinking about you
27:42i couldn't keep my hands away
27:45so you
27:46tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:50that day
27:53the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
28:00that day so
28:07you want to hand me one
28:17you know how to do this
28:20yes
28:22you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well i'm hungry
28:26okay but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:30look at that already on fire
28:34damn it
28:35told you
28:38i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:45assholes plural
28:53i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said
29:01you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now
29:25i thought
29:28it was
29:29so obvious
29:34i really want to kiss you right now
29:40what do you want
29:45i want you to take me home
29:48you want to go home
29:49no
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:10you want me better than you
30:14it's like we suck
30:16you won't grow up
30:18and i'm getting tired
30:20waiting
30:21it's like we suck
30:23you won't grow up
30:25and i'm getting tired
30:27tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:30feeling
30:32don't
30:34you
30:36have you
30:37you
30:37you
31:02Let's go.
31:21What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing.
31:24Just about how I won.
31:28Carmen Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:32No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:38Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:42I'll show you a treat.
31:43Hey!
31:47What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:57Adam, it's not like that.
31:58Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that.
32:04Corbin and I actually care about each other.
32:06Tell him, Corb.
32:07Yeah, yeah, Corbin.
32:08Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:12Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:17Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking.
32:31Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:34Bullshit.
32:35What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:38Okay, just drop it, man.
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:42What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:47I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes,
32:57because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:06I can't believe for one second I thought
33:08that Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:13You are not stupid.
33:15And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:20addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:23Listen, you took a chance.
33:25And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:28Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just
33:32hormones or something.
33:34It was real.
33:36I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like
33:38sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore,
33:42because
33:43Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again.
33:49He will.
33:51How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because
33:57well,
33:59there's something I have to tell you.
34:09You scumbag.
34:10I know what you're gonna say.
34:12I cannot believe you.
34:14You're such a hypocrite.
34:15You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:18Corbin?
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:27Corbin's right.
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day,
34:30then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:35I mean it, Adam.
34:37You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:40But she's my
34:42and he's my
34:43Grow up.
34:45Wouldn't it be fun
34:46if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:50Just like
34:53don't pity A in front of me, okay?
34:56Thanks for your blessing, Adam,
34:57but we won't be needing it.
35:00You couldn't even stand up
35:01to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:06Sum, come on.
35:07No, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:12You're just like how you were in middle school
35:14and you're never going to change.
35:29Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34I was an idiot, okay?
35:36I didn't know what to say to him.
35:37So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:40You never stand up for...
35:41No, I was telling the truth.
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
35:52No, that's hurt.
35:56No, I can't.
36:05There's no reason to say,
36:08there's no reason to say no I believe.
36:12I don't know.
36:14I can't think I can trust you before you say no.
36:15I can't say no.
36:16I can't accept it anyway.
36:17I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:29I love you, too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:42Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:54Shake it, boy.
36:55Oh, my God. I killed both of you.
36:56Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:07I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:30I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:36That's good.
37:38Oh, God, wait, I'll be with you.
37:39But we can never ever sing you, too.
37:41Bye,ver.
37:42I'm very seck and dei purple, so...
37:45And I know you gotta do a positive쓰 ça.
37:47Bye,ver.
37:47Bye,ver.
37:48Bye,ver.
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