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[EngSub] Ace The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball on the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:12player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:42I can take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the
00:00:48world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:53Congratulations my friend, winning three grand slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf.
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:04Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:06I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:09Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:13Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:15I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go, excuse me, I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:26I'm sorry, we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:34Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:39What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:41Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:51To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:01Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:05Now go get them, Lion.
00:02:07I'll see you after the game.
00:02:20I am so sorry, Claire.
00:02:22I wasn't there for you.
00:02:24I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:28I promise.
00:02:30I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:41Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:46If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:51Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:09Nice shot.
00:03:10Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:19Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go.
00:03:30Now I'm paying you.
00:03:31Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:34You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:52Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:55This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:58Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:04You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:21You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:23Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:45Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:51Throw them out.
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:59Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:05Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:21Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:28I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:31I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:52Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:06:05up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:16Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:36Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God. It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier. What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser. He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills, but...
00:07:11But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what? Tuition, 70k a year. And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot. I don't need it. I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully. And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen!
00:07:54Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her!
00:08:00I...
00:08:01Hey!
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash. There is 10k. Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault. You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:39Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:48to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:55Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:58No. I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause
00:09:05you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry. And don't worry. Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:19I buried the man I used to be. But now my daughter needs him. It's time to bring the lion
00:09:25back.
00:09:41Gabriel. Get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying matches next week. Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Aw, Jake. You're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:10:20who's boss.
00:10:20They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane,
00:10:24I would've...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lyon, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:33If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:37Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:41Didn't you want to marry him too? What? Shut up.
00:10:45Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:54What do you mean two yards?
00:10:56His grip's weak. Ball's gonna fade. Two yards to the right.
00:11:01Shut up, dude.
00:11:02You're just the homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:16But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:26What do you see?
00:11:31What do you see?
00:11:342.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:37And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:39If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:41Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:43He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:45What do you know?
00:11:46How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:49You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:57Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:59But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:12:01because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:29Nothing.
00:12:30What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:33Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:36This-
00:12:40Come on, man.
00:12:41Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:12:44you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man, let go!
00:12:47You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:49You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:54I was right.
00:12:55He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:57Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:59Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:01It'll just take a moment.
00:13:02Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:05This guy's a rookie.
00:13:06Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:09I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:11No. No.
00:13:13I believe him.
00:13:14And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:20Seriously?
00:13:21He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:26A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:28I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:43Who's this asshole?
00:13:45Tyler Carter.
00:13:46Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:48You know.
00:13:48Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:57It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:03Ready?
00:14:07It's always here to start shit.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:09Got it.
00:14:11Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:19Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:21Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:24Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:26You're not welcome here.
00:14:28Leave.
00:14:31Oh.
00:14:32Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:33Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:36You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:37How about that?
00:14:38Me, uh...
00:14:40Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:41When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:45God.
00:14:46It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:49Look.
00:14:50We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:52It's just not possible.
00:14:54Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:56You sign over August to me.
00:14:58And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:01We can all go home happy.
00:15:04All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:05It's all yours, baby.
00:15:08Never.
00:15:11August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:13My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:17Okay. Option two.
00:15:19You put this on.
00:15:22You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:24I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:25Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:28You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:31Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:39He's an idiot.
00:15:41Fine.
00:15:42But you better not be all bark.
00:15:44You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:54Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:56Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:59You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:03And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:05You won't win.
00:16:06Shut up! You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:09You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:12Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:25You see that?
00:16:28302 yards. Mid fairway.
00:16:31Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:34Show him, Jake.
00:16:37That stance. It's too low.
00:16:40That ball's going off course.
00:16:42What did you just say?
00:16:44I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:46Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:47You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:50I'm not swinging here, okay? Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hopeless. What an idiot.
00:17:06Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough? Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:17Oh my god.
00:17:30Woo!
00:17:31If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:34Time for a little help.
00:17:39well gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:42this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:01holy shit let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been
00:18:08a coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:13jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:31guys jake's ahead with that perfect lie we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull
00:18:41through thanks doll
00:18:47ready or not here i come oh hey should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:58he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:19:04thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:09i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:13whatever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:19a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time everything bobby said came true
00:19:26who is he really okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:32no i can't keep going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:39hogs golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:47it's not too late to tap out sweetie if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let
00:19:53you keep
00:19:53your club what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:01wow is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:15jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist
00:20:20will you stop as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:23no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:29you're still powering through why don't i help you with that
00:20:36that's enough
00:20:42i'll take it from here
00:20:46will you back off this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:49go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:52jake that's enough step down if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:56let bobby take over
00:21:00are you serious right now mia
00:21:03you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:05what are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:12you got some balls
00:21:13i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:17you better not let it get into your head
00:21:23this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:34this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:42just look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden
00:21:47you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:53excuse me sir
00:21:55don't mind him
00:21:56he's an asshole
00:21:58i'm mia
00:21:59i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:02and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:05i'd be happy to help
00:22:24is that your wife
00:22:26you should have brought her with you
00:22:27i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:31a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:35the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:40that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:45front of her grave
00:22:46i'm begging
00:22:46the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:49remember
00:22:50you got a lot on the line
00:22:51you lose this
00:22:52you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:55and losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:01deal
00:23:03you better keep your word
00:23:18this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:19is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:21we're screwed
00:23:22what clue is groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:25you know wind speed
00:23:26five miles an hour
00:23:29humidity
00:23:30sixty percent
00:23:32good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:42please clear the water
00:23:44forget about the hole
00:23:45you won't even make it over the water
00:23:47i win
00:24:01what the fuck
00:24:04what the fuck
00:24:06was he about to perform a miracle
00:24:08there's no way
00:24:09it's a trick shot
00:24:09it can't control where it lands
00:24:17what the water
00:24:18i skipped it in the hole
00:24:20but how
00:24:21it's a miracle
00:24:22am i dreaming
00:24:23did we actually beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:26this is impossible
00:24:27there's no way i lost to a
00:24:29an amateur
00:24:30a gardener
00:24:31impossible
00:24:33that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:35no
00:24:35only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:38even kane
00:24:39only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:49is he
00:24:49master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:52who are you
00:24:57who are you
00:24:58me
00:24:58i'm a nobody
00:24:59i'm a gardener
00:25:01who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:03i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:06yes
00:25:07of course
00:25:08you just saved august golf club
00:25:10we of course will welcome you
00:25:11mia
00:25:11this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:14can't leave it with this guy
00:25:16he probably doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:18i mean mia please we should reconsider
00:25:20was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean
00:25:23how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:25if he was really that talented
00:25:26why would he be slumming at august golf club
00:25:28all things he could be doing
00:25:30yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:33we'd be left out
00:25:34okay silence all of you
00:25:37i believe in bobby
00:25:38and he's our only hope now
00:25:40hey bobby
00:25:41i got cash
00:25:43hot babes
00:25:45you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:47i got anything you could ever want
00:25:50i can't pay you cash
00:25:52or an advancement
00:25:53but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:56if you'll still have us
00:25:58i heard golf club's going bankrupt dude
00:26:01every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:03come on
00:26:04don't be stupid
00:26:05just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:11tuition
00:26:1270k a year
00:26:21i just mowed the lawn
00:26:23i don't need much in life
00:26:29i'll represent august
00:26:30qualifications next week
00:26:32my heart's racing
00:26:34what's going on
00:26:36you old bastard
00:26:38you're gonna regret this
00:26:40hey
00:26:41aren't you forgetting something
00:26:43what are you talking about
00:26:44our bets
00:26:45you're forfeiting right
00:26:47my brother
00:26:48kane carter
00:26:49kane carter
00:26:49he's the grand champ
00:26:51your little amateur ass
00:26:53are you sure you want this
00:26:54it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:55a bet's a bet
00:27:02baby
00:27:02you bastard
00:27:04you're gonna regret this
00:27:06men honor their words
00:27:07dogs run with their tails
00:27:09tuck between their legs
00:27:11what are you little boy
00:27:12you motherfucker
00:27:14mark my words
00:27:15you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:17come on girls
00:27:28you lost
00:27:29to a ground speaker
00:27:31a loser who picks up balls
00:27:34it was a fluke
00:27:36if you just give me another chance
00:27:37i'll do
00:27:39useless
00:27:40the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:43you better not film me again in the qualification
00:27:54match
00:27:55i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:27:59but
00:28:00it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:04i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:07you still think about him
00:28:13i don't know
00:28:16do you want me to still think about it
00:28:33come on
00:28:35come on where
00:28:36we're leaving
00:28:40you're drunk
00:28:42i'm taking you home
00:28:44party pooper
00:28:47such a gentleman
00:28:51i'm so thirsty
00:28:53i'll get you some water
00:28:55thank you
00:29:14i'm so thirsty
00:29:24i need you to come on
00:29:36Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:39Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:41Mm-hmm.
00:30:18I had a little bun last night.
00:30:24I had fun too.
00:30:26A lot of fun.
00:30:31Good afternoon.
00:30:33My name is Joanna Wilson,
00:30:36vice president of the USGA.
00:30:38On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:41I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:43to the US Open press conference.
00:30:4950 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:53will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:56But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:30:59with something special.
00:31:02This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:11Now, who's up first?
00:31:15Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:17I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:25Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:27It's got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:29Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:31Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:32Be my guest.
00:31:34Be my guest.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Let's write down what is important as your life of a game.
00:31:54Nice, man.
00:31:55Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:55Absolutely we are.
00:31:57It's done.
00:31:58Enough wasting my time.
00:31:59By the way, only reason I let you two go first,
00:32:03so that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:11This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:14What are you doing here?
00:32:16You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:17You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:19Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:25Sit back.
00:32:26You'll see my rank.
00:32:28Hey, get this.
00:32:30I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:03This is 15th.
00:33:04Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:07Pretty much.
00:33:08I don't cry, though.
00:33:09It's okay.
00:33:10You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:16You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:17The best you got is dead last.
00:33:19You know what, Tyler?
00:33:20Shut up.
00:33:21August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:23Just mark my words.
00:33:24Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:26He's ranked 15th.
00:33:28He's a nobody.
00:33:29Wow.
00:33:31That's something coming from the Gardener.
00:33:33Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:37Gardener?
00:33:38The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:41The hell?
00:33:41Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:42I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:44All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:49Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:51Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:53The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:56That's cute.
00:33:56August Golf Course owner cracked the press conference, but threw a tantrum.
00:33:59Yeah, she did.
00:34:00Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:03Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:20Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:26I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:30What do you think you're doing?
00:34:32Ice here, kid.
00:34:33You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:42This is my rating.
00:35:00Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:12Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:15Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:18He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:21Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:24We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:26The all-time number one.
00:35:31I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:34To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:40Take these, let's go.
00:35:43I'm a champ.
00:35:47What?
00:35:48Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:49According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:55That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:59No, that can't be right.
00:36:01Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:03Cold hard facts.
00:36:04I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no
00:36:09bikes.
00:36:13Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:17All of them.
00:36:17I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:25Wait.
00:36:26There's an explanation for this.
00:36:28He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:31Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:32How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:35Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:42You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:44You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:47We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:48If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:52Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:54Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:36:56I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:59Go, boys.
00:37:01You're going to regret that.
00:37:03Get ready, folks.
00:37:04This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:16What?
00:37:18He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:20He's the best in the country?
00:37:22That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:27How?
00:37:28Could it be?
00:37:31No, that can't be right.
00:37:33But there's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:35He's got a point.
00:37:36Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:39No way.
00:37:40Thank goodness.
00:37:41You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:44You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:46You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:48This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:51Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:52That's not up to you.
00:37:54That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:57Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:03Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:06I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:14You're on their side?
00:38:15Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:17It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:18I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:23I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:25An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:32On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:38You bastards.
00:38:39I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:43Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:45The chairman?
00:38:46That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:50Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:52Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:38:55You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:58He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:00Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:02I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:04Make sure they're gone.
00:39:05I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:06This is my turn!
00:39:12This is my turn!
00:39:19Hands off!
00:39:24That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:27No one's ever seen it.
00:39:28Why did he bring it today?
00:39:30The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:37And there's multiple?
00:39:38Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:42I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:39:50Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:54I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:57The trash?
00:40:01How dare you?
00:40:03Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:08You know, you're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:13Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:17He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:19Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:23He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:25He's a nobody.
00:40:26A nobody!
00:40:27So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:32All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:35That's impossible.
00:40:36He's done the impossible.
00:40:38Time and time again.
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:44He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:52The legendary golfer!
00:40:54Sir!
00:40:56I need to talk to you.
00:40:58In private.
00:41:01What is he hiding from me?
00:41:06Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:10Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:15I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:17I wasn't there for you.
00:41:19I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:24I promise.
00:41:26I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:34Oh, yeah.
00:41:36I understand.
00:41:37I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:40Here we go.
00:41:46After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:01and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:07Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:15What?
00:42:16I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:18We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:23I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:29I do have that right.
00:42:30You old bastard.
00:42:32You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:36Enough!
00:42:38You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:44You have no authority here.
00:42:48Take them out.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:51You reckless bastard!
00:42:53As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lap dog.
00:43:01You're fired.
00:43:03You can fire me!
00:43:04I am the vice president!
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:12I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:18Now, this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:23Just watch out.
00:43:24I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:26I chose to come back.
00:43:28I'm ready for anything.
00:43:30Come what may.
00:43:44All right.
00:43:45You can open your eyes.
00:43:50You can open your eyes.
00:43:52You can open your eyes.
00:43:54You can open your eyes.
00:43:54So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:58But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:07Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:10It's just like my journal.
00:44:11Yep.
00:44:12It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:17Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:25Perfect.
00:44:27My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:31Yes.
00:44:51Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:57Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:01Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:05This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:07I made it at school.
00:45:09Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:12Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:16I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:27Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:30I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known
00:45:43as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:46Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to
00:45:50the final round.
00:45:51So, good luck.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54Let's do this.
00:46:14Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:17Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:40You won.
00:46:42We won.
00:46:44Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:45We've got to celebrate.
00:46:46Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:48Come on!
00:46:49Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:50We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:51Oh, no.
00:46:52Disgusting.
00:46:53He just wants you there.
00:46:54He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:58I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:59Yeah, I know.
00:47:00And I've had enough.
00:47:02It's time I end this.
00:47:12Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:19For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old-timers still insist
00:47:25that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy like a
00:47:34thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:36But I'll prove myself.
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this ship, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:48in the world.
00:47:51I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:07It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:10God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:14You dare show your face here.
00:48:17Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:41Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:44His father is the president of a golfer's association.
00:48:48Golf is in their blood.
00:48:51Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:59Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep.
00:49:02Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:04You act nothing like him.
00:49:06What would you know about my father?
00:49:08Nothing.
00:49:08He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:16Mia, are you serious?
00:49:18You brought the help home?
00:49:21So humiliating.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24What is he doing here?
00:49:26To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:30Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:32I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:36His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:38With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:42Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:44Our food's getting cold.
00:49:45Let's go eat.
00:49:51Here, please.
00:49:52Allow me.
00:50:00Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:03You have to try one of these.
00:50:04I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:07Really good Arbanos.
00:50:08Oh, now we're talking real Cuban, huh?
00:50:12Mm-hmm.
00:50:15There you go.
00:50:17Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:21Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a few.
00:50:25Yeah, real mature.
00:50:30We should truly try this meal.
00:50:32Our chef being special.
00:50:44I'm sorry, man.
00:50:45I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:47Okay, that's enough.
00:50:48Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:52Don't worry about it.
00:50:54I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:57I brought a gift.
00:50:58I brought a gift.
00:50:59I brought a gift.
00:51:02I brought a gift.
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:13It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:16I bet it's all junk.
00:51:19Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:23Yes, yes.
00:51:24Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:29Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:35I got you this.
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:40It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:43That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:51:50But it's far too valuable.
00:51:52I can't accept it.
00:51:56This is incredibly rare.
00:51:59What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:01Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:05Admit it, loser.
00:52:06You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:14Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17All right, I'm listening.
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:27Cigar ash and all.
00:52:36What a coincidence.
00:52:40Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:46But not just one.
00:52:50Ten.
00:52:53Whoa.
00:52:54What?
00:52:56That's impossible.
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:59Like, how is that possible?
00:53:02Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:04Eat up.
00:53:05Jeez.
00:53:06Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:13Is that ten points?
00:53:16Wait!
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:20I just talked to my father.
00:53:21Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:25The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:30head will pop up.
00:53:30And let's be honest, these are certainly fakes.
00:53:35And now, guess what?
00:53:37My dad's on his way and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:42You pissed off the president?
00:53:44You are so screwed.
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:58I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test.
00:54:04Wait, no.
00:54:05You can't destroy those.
00:54:06That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:08That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:14Wait, no.
00:54:15You can't destroy those.
00:54:17That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:18It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:20Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:21Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:26I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:38Fire test gold.
00:54:41Adversity test men.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45You lying con artist.
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:49Get on your knees.
00:54:50Admit these are fake.
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:54:53into the depths of hell.
00:54:57Dad!
00:54:58This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:00This is the con man.
00:55:04Ow!
00:55:05You idiot!
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:08Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:11We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:20These are the real deal.
00:55:22What?
00:55:25Fakes.
00:55:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:30These are the real deal.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:34Are you senile?
00:55:35Like, those can't be real.
00:55:38Ow!
00:55:38Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:39Wait a minute.
00:55:40If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:43He's lying?
00:55:46I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:49I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:52and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:57Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:55:58Ow!
00:55:59Ow, it's a person!
00:56:01Ow!
00:56:02We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:08We didn't mean to.
00:56:09It was all Henry's fault!
00:56:13Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:16Let's go for a walk.
00:56:18That sounds nice.
00:56:20It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:32Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:35Don't worry about it.
00:56:37I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:40Hm.
00:56:44Is that your wife?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:55She passed in labor.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:57:00I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:04Never gets easier.
00:57:07I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:12I just...
00:57:12want to be by your side.
00:57:30Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:34Hey, bitch.
00:57:36Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:57:38Hey, baby.
00:57:40Oh, no!
00:57:42Bobby, watch out!
00:57:49Hey!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:03I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10Those are my daughters!
00:58:13See that?
00:58:15It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:20It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:27Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:28You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:31Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:36Man.
00:58:37I think it's broken.
00:58:40Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:42Let's go.
00:58:51Wait, don't move.
00:58:54Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:57I have an itch.
00:59:00Down there.
00:59:01My hands are...
00:59:02Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:08Is it right here?
00:59:15How's that feel?
00:59:16That's amazing.
00:59:17Is that it?
00:59:18Oh, yeah.
00:59:19That's so good.
00:59:22That's amazing.
00:59:24Please.
00:59:27Oh, yes.
00:59:29What's Daddy doing?
00:59:31Eleanor!
00:59:32Daddy!
00:59:34Hey.
00:59:35Oh.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:36I'm sorry.
00:59:37It's okay.
00:59:37It's okay.
00:59:38Hey, Doc.
00:59:39Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:40Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:44He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:49Six weeks?
00:59:51What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:53You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:59I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:00I missed you, too.
01:00:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:02What are you doing?
01:00:03You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:06I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:09I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:11Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:14What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:16You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:19Four hours is plenty.
01:00:21I'll win.
01:00:22For you and me.
01:00:24It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:30Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:33The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:36The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:39This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:44The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:50It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:54Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:01What?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Wait, Bobby.
01:01:04Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:07He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:09He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:11And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:15Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:38You're old news, loser.
01:01:40Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:44Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:47Feisty.
01:01:48I like it.
01:01:49You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:01:53you up.
01:01:54It's a fucking gross.
01:01:55Enough.
01:01:55This is a waste of time.
01:01:57While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:07You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:15You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:22I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:26I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:53Incredible.
01:02:54The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near-robotic precision.
01:03:00They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:03It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:09Man, oh man.
01:03:12This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:13It's our secret weapon.
01:03:15This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:17He's done for.
01:03:26Can he do it?
01:03:36This is your grandson here?
01:03:38He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:40Don't push yourself.
01:03:41You can't play like this.
01:03:44Don't worry about it.
01:03:46I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:03:52All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:03:54I'll take care of the rats.
01:04:20Hey, are you okay?
01:04:23How's the leaderboard?
01:04:25There you go.
01:04:26Good job today.
01:04:28Let's find out.
01:04:32Oh, thank God.
01:04:34We made it to the finals.
01:04:35I'm still way behind.
01:04:37To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:40The game's just begun.
01:05:02Mia, where are you?
01:05:04Hey, do you need something?
01:05:05No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:10Oh, yeah.
01:05:11Hold on.
01:05:14Can you massage it, please?
01:05:17The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:22Where does it hurt?
01:05:25Right here.
01:05:40The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:43I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:45Tonight.
01:05:46You're mine.
01:06:08I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:14Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:18A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:20Now, you're going to win today
01:06:21because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:41Four hours.
01:06:42I need to finish before noon.
01:07:00What's going on?
01:07:01Blue's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:04It's...
01:07:11Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:15What are they trying to do?
01:07:19That's the game plan.
01:07:21The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:24He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:30We're completely dug in.
01:07:33What are you going to do?
01:07:36Just give it up, old man.
01:07:38According to our calculations,
01:07:40it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:44The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:46There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:49They must be playing dirty.
01:07:54You planted microchips in your arm?
01:07:57So what if we did?
01:07:59All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:09You want a hint?
01:08:11The AI has calculated millions of possibilities,
01:08:14and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:16You lose.
01:08:18AI's never wrong.
01:08:20You're so screwed.
01:08:24Dude, just accept it.
01:08:26You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:28You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:08:30Don't you understand that?
01:08:30It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:35Leave it to me.
01:08:55How the hell?
01:08:57No.
01:08:57That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:01It's impossible.
01:09:08See?
01:09:09He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:11He still needs two strokes.
01:09:13That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:16It runs the world now.
01:09:19Bobby has one stroke to lay at the ball in the hole.
01:09:21Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:23Shit, Mia.
01:09:24We're done for.
01:09:25Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:29The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:31It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:33Making it into the hole from the bunker.
01:09:34Nobody can do that.
01:09:36Oh, God.
01:09:38Wait.
01:09:39On the green?
01:09:40Something's moving.
01:09:44Wait.
01:09:46That's my ball.
01:09:50Did he just...
01:09:52Ooh, so close.
01:09:54But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:57It's okay, guys.
01:10:00Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:04Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:11When?
01:10:13In your dreams.
01:10:14Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:16And guess what?
01:10:18It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:28What's this?
01:10:29I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:31The ball's still moving.
01:10:33Look alive, boys.
01:10:36I'm still in play.
01:10:41It sucks.
01:10:44A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:48It's impossible.
01:10:49Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:07God, let's go!
01:11:10I knew you could do it.
01:11:14Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:17How did you?
01:11:19Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:20It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:22I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:27It's not a bug.
01:11:28He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:31And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:33He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:37A free lesson for you.
01:11:39All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:46It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:49So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:54Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:57Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:11:59You know what this means?
01:12:01A sudden death round.
01:12:02Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:07Let's go, boys.
01:12:14What's wrong?
01:12:17The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:19Don't worry.
01:12:20I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:47You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:49It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:12:57Damn it.
01:12:58Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:09Nice.
01:13:10Let's go.
01:13:11Next is hole 10.
01:13:13535 yards at par 4.
01:13:15Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:23Woo!
01:13:24Just give up.
01:13:25The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:28Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:30You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:13:44What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:13:46The flag's all the way over there.
01:13:48Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:13:51Disappear?
01:13:51There's not a cloud in sight.
01:13:53You really are crazy.
01:13:55My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:01I'm not a cloud in sight.
01:14:02I'm not a cloud in sight.
01:14:09Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:14:13Chin up, old man.
01:14:15You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:17For good.
01:14:17Daddy!
01:14:19A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:21I know you can do it.
01:14:23You got this.
01:14:27Soon.
01:14:28Soon?
01:14:29Soon what?
01:14:30Are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:32I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:14:34Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:14:37Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:14:39A miracle?
01:14:41Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:14:55The sun.
01:14:55It actually disappeared.
01:15:07Fine.
01:15:09At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:20Nice shot, bud.
01:15:22Bummer.
01:15:23Nerdy.
01:15:24Yes.
01:15:25Cain slipped up.
01:15:27Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:30Then he's tied with Cain.
01:15:31It's for another round.
01:15:33Got this, Daddy.
01:15:34God.
01:15:36At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:15:38How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:15:40This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:15:42Even at his peak.
01:15:44Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:15:46You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:15:48Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:15:50He's looking rough.
01:15:52We believe in you, Bobby.
01:15:53He got this.
01:16:02He got this.
01:16:04He's swinging for the win.
01:16:06I tell you what.
01:16:07I'll sweeten it.
01:16:09You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:13And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:18August doesn't want your club.
01:16:20Your reputation is trash.
01:16:24And you.
01:16:27I'll go beyond.
01:16:28I'll beat the old me.
01:16:30After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:16:36Now watch this drive.
01:17:10Fly, golf ball, fly.
01:17:12Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:17:33How did he do this?
01:17:38Let's go.
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:43Oh my god.
01:17:46No!
01:17:48I lost.
01:17:49Look, he crushed me.
01:17:52How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:56Gosh.
01:17:58Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:02Folks, did you see this?
01:18:04He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:07He's back, folks.
01:18:09The Gooks, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:17The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:27I didn't do this for me.
01:18:31I did it for all of us.
01:18:33For August Golf Club.
01:18:38You cheated!
01:18:40This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:18:43You were taking pills.
01:18:45I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:47You were doping.
01:18:50No.
01:18:50The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association
01:18:53before the competition even started.
01:18:56You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:57I can prove it.
01:19:04The doping you saw?
01:19:07Painkillers.
01:19:08Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:12Legal.
01:19:13Approved by the association.
01:19:15And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:17It's all documented right here.
01:19:21You.
01:19:22You're on his team.
01:19:23You're in on it.
01:19:25Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:34I have evidence.
01:19:36How about you?
01:19:39I have evidence.
01:19:42Do you?
01:19:45This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:49You're a poor bunch of motherfuckers.
01:19:52Lion.
01:19:53You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:03A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:06But I did for my daughter.
01:20:08And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:15Stay.
01:20:16Stay.
01:20:16We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:21Please.
01:20:22Stay.
01:20:23Stay.
01:20:25Stay.
01:20:26Stay.
01:20:26Stay.
01:20:27Stay.
01:20:29Eleanor.
01:20:30Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:32And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:36I'm staying with you.
01:20:37I'm not golfing.
01:20:41Daddy.
01:20:42I like watching you play golf.
01:20:44I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:20:48You're amazing.
01:20:51I'm a big girl now.
01:20:53Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:20:56Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:03Okay.
01:21:05Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:09All right.
01:21:22All right.
01:21:24Thank you so much, wee-
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