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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born here.
01:03You're born here.
01:03You're born here.
01:04You're born here.
01:06You're born here.
01:06You're born here.
01:08You're born here.
01:11You're born here.
01:15You're born here.
01:19You're born here.
01:24You're born here.
01:26You're born here.
01:28You're born here.
01:28You're born here.
01:30Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took her brave
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna fuck me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34We're gonna have to get lost in the game today
02:35That's it for you
02:38This one's coming soon, big turtle
02:40I really hope you're gonna
02:42Get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna
02:46Get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna
02:50Get out soon
02:51I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone
02:58Like
02:59A tree, a dark
03:01A hill that's crooked
03:03From the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost
03:10You're lost to seek
03:11All the power
03:12And you're right
03:14You're lost
03:16Up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:36Not sure
03:38I know
03:41You're world
03:44Just I could
03:49기�o
03:50Shkeeping
03:52They're trying to我說
03:53out soon Thanks
03:55Les
03:55James We're
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Hmm
05:21Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:33Don't put it in your feet.
09:43Don't put it in your feet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go
10:23Please don't go
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here
10:36He's okay.
10:38Stay right here
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:09It's you
11:12It's you
11:16It's you
11:20It's you
11:23It's you
11:38It's you
11:55Oh, God
11:56Oh, God
11:57Oh, God
12:04I know the bed's all dead
12:25Oh, God
12:27Oh, God
12:28Oh, God
12:31I know the bed's all dead
12:34Okay.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum and it was free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice. You fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42You're drama.
16:42You're just heroine.
16:46100.uges
16:48of steel. To
16:50give up your ass to you. 1Lesome.
17:03France.
17:085.
17:092L
17:095.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to get married.
18:38Yes, son.
18:42You need to get married today.
18:45No matter what you're looking for.
18:49It's a shame for me.
18:50You must be a shame for me.
18:52After yesterday's time you won.
18:58In Latvia.
18:59In Latvia.
19:01And he's still a mess.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05You're not sad?
19:06No, it's sad.
19:07Well, not so much.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame. It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I was at home.
19:23Our team is injured, the team is not playing.
19:26What is it? What is it for American absurd?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42What's your mother?
19:46Who's your mother?
19:47Who's your mother?
19:48Who's your mother?
19:48She can't do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I've seen her.
20:05I've seen her.
20:07Where's your mother?
20:10Where's your mother?
20:10In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30You ready?
20:31Go.
20:33Go.
20:34Go.
20:35Go.
20:37Go.
20:40Go.
20:42Go.
20:44Go.
20:45Go.
20:50Go.
20:52Go.
20:53Go.
20:54Go.
20:55Go.
20:55Go.
20:55Go.
20:56Go.
21:05Go.
21:09Go.
21:10When you talk too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something more interesting.
21:40.
21:52Давненько, а я…
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я боюсь сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю винив меня.
22:19Когда ясно все стоит, обращай ты винив меня.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:26Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:29Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Ханты и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Нью-Джерси не пройдут через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все-то знаешь?
23:03А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Слушай.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго, не то что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сан-Франциско на год раньше,
23:30чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:38Завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся после мига.
23:51Пока, папа.
23:56Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы?
24:11Там башки.
24:14Девушки.
24:15Просто прелесть.
24:16А мальчики?
24:20Ну, ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Боже.
24:35Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не уходишь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:49Раньше ты был веселее.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет…
25:20Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:32Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:56Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:23Поехали.
26:25Поехали.
26:26Поехали.
26:29Поехали.
26:30Поехали.
26:32Поехали.
26:32Поехали.
26:32Поехали.
26:34Поехали.
26:35Поехали.
26:36Поехали.
26:37Поехали.
26:38Поехали.
26:38Поехали.
26:39Поехали.
26:39Поехали.
26:39Поехали.
26:39Поехали.
26:40Поехали.
26:40Поехали.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic broke.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously...
29:07That's it!
29:29I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey!
30:07Before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on!
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player...
30:33goes to...
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nice as you...
32:08Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah. So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Well, genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:27Well, human, no.
34:28You're going to agree?
34:28You're going to be high.
34:29But we'll be high.
34:30I'm going to be in this position, right?
34:31I'm in this position, right?
34:32I'm in this position.
34:32And you all lined up, right?
34:34Especially since the last game of play, I'll draw the class for one day.
34:38It's sad.
34:53More than half-beat.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:19Now get on the bed.
36:25Good.
36:25Good.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I don't have a good meal.
36:57You want to get on the bed, Joe?
36:59I can't take a nap but I can't take care of you.
37:01I can't take a nap but I can't take care of you.
37:04No, no, no!
37:06I can't take care of you.
37:07I can't take care of you.
37:08There's noэ.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need you.
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:30I need you.
38:33I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else?
39:30Yes.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:44To Russia?
39:47For the summit?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too.
40:46I should have.
40:55So I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:00Alright, let's go.
41:02Alright.
41:14Tune in.
41:15You hung up?
41:16You hung up.
41:16You hung up on the other side.
41:30Like her.
41:30I'm sorry I hung up on the other side.
41:30Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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