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00:30I don't know.
00:59Yeah, in a minute.
01:00Look, can you take my bowl, please?
01:02Thanks.
01:06Are you coming or what?
01:09Okay, sir.
01:10Yeah, I wanna be.
01:11Can we go, please?
01:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16What is it?
01:17It's nothing.
01:18Look, we're gonna be late.
01:19Is it that video again?
01:20Has someone shared it?
01:21Who?
01:21Look, it doesn't matter, bro.
01:24Let me see, look.
01:25Mum, what are you gonna do, Dad?
01:26Look, trust me, it will pass.
01:28We need to get to school.
01:29Come on.
01:29Tom.
01:32Bye, Mum.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Bye.
01:36Bye.
01:43Bye.
01:44Bye.
01:45Bye.
01:49Bye.
01:56Bye.
01:57Bye.
01:57Bye.
01:58Bye.
02:04Bye.
02:30Congratulations mate, beautiful motor, right get yourself in there, get settled and I'll
02:34talk me through it all, will ya?
02:35Cheers.
02:36Alright.
02:40That one sold?
02:41Is that more or less than you've sold recently?
02:44Er, I think it's more.
02:47Whatever.
02:48It's just one car.
02:49Yeah, the most expensive one, Lauren.
02:51If you wanna win this bet, you better watch and learn.
02:55Watch and learn!
03:01Lauren!
03:03Okay.
03:04I need you to do something about Cindy, okay?
03:06She literally threw my breakfast in the bin.
03:08What breakfast?
03:09The pizza in the fridge.
03:14It's been there for three days, Oscar.
03:16Breakfast is breakfast.
03:17Can you just sort it out?
03:18Yeah?
03:19I've got a bet to win.
03:24Lauren!
03:29Priya.
03:30Priya.
03:33Priya.
03:35Help, please.
03:36Priya.
03:39I didn't mean for it to go so deep.
03:42What do I do?
03:43What do I do?
03:44What do I do?
03:45What do I do?
03:46Just, um...
03:47It's alright, okay?
03:48It's gonna be alright.
03:49Okay.
03:49We're gonna get you to the hospital.
03:51Okay, I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
03:52Okay.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:55I'm sorry.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:56I thought we were practicing the flash mob tomorrow.
03:59Well, I don't know.
04:00You can't expect him to pass up an opportunity like that.
04:03I mean, he's practically running for the mayor of London.
04:05Yeah.
04:06House of Warford.
04:07Well, you know, from Little E cars.
04:09Yeah.
04:10All the most influential people in the borough will be attending that fundraising gala.
04:15Yeah.
04:16I can't understand why, um, you didn't get a plus one.
04:20Because I could have been your first.
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23Well, obviously numbers were tight.
04:24I mean, my invite only came through this morning.
04:26Oh, really?
04:27Mine came through last week.
04:28And they offered me a plus one.
04:29But I told them, no, no, no.
04:30Give it to a more charitable case.
04:33You're welcome, by the way.
04:36How did she get plus one?
04:38I can't believe that for one minute.
04:39I can see why you, you know, turned down the best man job.
04:43You know, you're busy busy.
04:44Yeah, yeah.
04:45Look, I'm sorry.
04:46But yeah, I am too busy.
04:47But, but I have spoken to the community centre.
04:50And I've rearranged it for lunchtime today.
04:52Right?
04:53I've spoken to everyone.
04:54They can make it.
04:55Well, that's great.
04:55Thanks.
04:57It's an espresso bit, mate.
04:58Right.
04:59I'll, er, see you at lunchtime.
05:01What?
05:03At the community centre.
05:05The dance for Vicky.
05:06The flash mob thing.
05:07Sorry, you lost me.
05:10I thought you said everyone was going.
05:12Yeah, I must have left him off the group chat.
05:14Well, then add him to the group chat.
05:16He's the best man now.
05:17Oh, you are?
05:18Look, the flash mob ain't really my thing, Ross.
05:21No, and, erm, trying to add one more in to my choreography.
05:24I mean, it'll really mess it up.
05:26Are you for real?
05:27Listen, I'm good to miss it.
05:28I've got two left feet.
05:29I'll see you in a bit.
05:36Yeah, no, I, I know her attendance is low.
05:39I'm really sorry.
05:41No, she'll, she'll be in tomorrow.
05:43Okay.
05:44Cheers.
05:45Cheers.
05:47Are they not happy, Lex?
05:50Look, we've got to stick to this deal now, yeah?
05:52You can stay off and see Nigel today, but tomorrow you're going in no excuses.
05:57While he was filming the famous dance routine to Singing in the Rain,
06:01Gene Kelly had a terrible fever.
06:03Oh, hiya.
06:04You two, no school today?
06:05School tomorrow.
06:06That's the deal.
06:07Right.
06:08And there's no backing out of this one, is there?
06:09I made a pinky promise.
06:11Ah, well, we all know how important pinky promises are.
06:14But she really wants to see Nigel today.
06:16Right, er, so, come and make yourself comfortable.
06:25Hi, Nigel.
06:30You don't have to stay here, babe.
06:33I don't know, I've called in sick, it's fine.
06:36It's just, er, you know, when they ask, er, you don't have to tell them.
06:45Look, we do, though.
06:47I'm sorry, but we do.
06:50You're not well.
06:53I, er, it ain't your fault, okay?
06:56It's just, it's the illness.
06:59Right?
07:00But you, you want to get better.
07:02Yeah.
07:03And you want it to stop, right?
07:04Yeah.
07:06So I'm sorry, but we have to be honest.
07:12Sorry for the wait.
07:13Ravi.
07:16Nina.
07:18Nina?
07:27The more I think about it, the more I realise I am not going to win this bet just selling
07:31cars.
07:32But that's your job, though, innit?
07:33Yes.
07:34I've got to think bigger, you know?
07:37Oh, look at that, Lauren.
07:40That is a beauty.
07:42That is a 1979 Ford Capri, that is.
07:46I used to have one in there, must have to tear around the square.
07:48I used to get all the Slaters in here, okay?
07:50And Mo used to moan all the way, even when I took her off the roof rack.
07:54See, that is what I'm talking about.
07:56You buy them for cheap, and then you do them up a little bit,
07:59and then you sell them to mugs like him.
08:01Easy.
08:01I don't mean mugs like me.
08:02I'm just saying, how much would you pay to just relive them glory days?
08:07Oh, look, don't get me started, love.
08:08Seriously, if I had the cash, I would bite your hand off.
08:12Roger doing the school runs in a car like that.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Can you imagine trying to get the kids in there?
08:17But, listen, if you're into buying used cars, I can put you on to a mate of mine.
08:20Insurance is high, though.
08:21Classic cars always get nicked.
08:23Sorry, this is a private conversation?
08:24Yeah, private conversation.
08:26All right, thank you, trying to join in.
08:27But listen, if you want these details, I can give them to you.
08:30Yeah?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Yeah, please.
08:32Okay.
08:34Oh, come on.
08:35There's got to be another doctor at this hospital.
08:37No.
08:38I've been pulled in from the agency to help out.
08:40You could be waiting for hours.
08:42Yeah, but come on, what are you?
08:43You're, like, his ex-girlfriend, but also married to Ranvis.
08:46What's that make you?
08:47Like, his ex-step-mum.
08:48I mean, doesn't this all feel a bit wrong?
08:51Okay, let's talk about wrong.
08:53Because I'm looking at a potential stab wound here, and given what I know about him,
08:57I should probably report this to the police.
09:00I don't know.
09:01Okay.
09:02It's not a stabbing, okay?
09:04It's not.
09:06Then help me understand.
09:10I'm on your side.
09:15He...
09:17He did it to himself.
09:21Okay, but he's getting help for it.
09:23Okay?
09:24He's been through a lot, all right?
09:26And his head's all over the place, okay?
09:28But I've made sure to book him in for a therapist appointment tomorrow.
09:32Okay?
09:33You're never meant to cause this much damage, right?
09:35And he ain't gonna do it again, okay?
09:36Because he knows it's not the answer, don't you?
09:39Okay.
09:40Okay?
09:42But I still need to carry out a proper risk assessment,
09:44and that's better for everyone if I do that one-on-one.
09:48Why don't you give us a minute?
09:50He's in safe hands.
09:54Okay.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I'll be just like the outside, yeah?
09:58Okay.
10:13All right, we're all ready?
10:14Yeah, we're all good.
10:15Come on, man.
10:16Call ready.
10:16Here we go.
10:17And a one, and a two, and a spin, and a shimmy, and...
10:22Oh!
10:23Harvey, what are you doing?
10:24He keeps bumping into me.
10:25You keep turning the wrong way.
10:26Maybe you're turning the wrong way.
10:28Nah, mate.
10:28I know what I'm doing.
10:29I used to be a professional...
10:30Professional dancer?
10:31A professional entertainer.
10:32In a bear costume!
10:34Hey, listen.
10:35Wait, no.
10:36Dancing's a very important part of children's entertainment.
10:39Well, yeah, it's a bit more complex than the okey-cokey, mate.
10:42Come on.
10:42Listen, boys, come on.
10:43It's supposed to be a bit of fun, mate.
10:44Yeah, fun.
10:45Really?
10:46Tell that to my knees.
10:47Yeah, me too.
10:48This is why we need Zach here, all right?
10:50Because we can put him up the front, put the spotlight on him,
10:52and then we can just all stand in the background and just give it a bit of fun.
10:54Yeah, yeah, good shot.
10:55Get him on a blower.
10:56Come on, let's do this.
10:56No, no, no, hold on.
10:57We don't need him stealing our limelight.
10:59Ian, we've got no limelight to steal, apart from Winnie the Pooh here.
11:03He said he wasn't interested.
11:04Yeah, but that's because you went all weird on him earlier.
11:06And you're doing it again now.
11:09So, where's this all come from, all of a sudden?
11:11What's your problem with Zach?
11:16No major damage.
11:17You should consider yourself very lucky.
11:21I'll sign off your discharge.
11:23The fact that you've got an appointment with a therapist reassures me.
11:26And you've obviously got a supportive girlfriend.
11:30Don't do that.
11:32Priya's everything to me, and she's the mother of my kids, okay?
11:35Yeah, I know who she is.
11:39Ranveer had to bring up Davinda, because she was too much of a liability.
11:43And here she is years later, rescuing you from yourself.
11:46You don't know what you're talking about.
11:48Yeah, you're right, because I don't recognise the man sitting in front of me.
11:53Even when you killed Ranveer, the man who brought you up,
11:57you wobbled, sure.
11:59But it didn't break you.
12:03Was it Nish?
12:06I saw the news reports.
12:10Was that it?
12:13No.
12:14No, no, no, no.
12:15It's just...
12:16It's everything there.
12:19Everything I've ever done, and everyone I've ever had, it's...
12:22It's all there, right there, right there.
12:23All the time.
12:26Can't take me off.
12:29Then you need to get proper help.
12:32Because sitting back and doing nothing isn't an option anymore.
12:36Seriously, Ravi, if it's that bad, go to your therapy session.
12:40Take it seriously.
12:43You can't afford to fall apart.
12:45You've got kids who need you to protect them.
12:50It's called karma.
12:58Are you done?
12:59He's all yours.
13:08I'm looking for a partnership.
13:10Someone that can give me a good rate on regular work.
13:13You'll need to work with your old man.
13:15No.
13:16No, you'd be working with me and only me.
13:21Um...
13:21You know, restoring classics, that...
13:23That ain't easy.
13:25We just need to get them roadworthy.
13:27Knock out a few dents, polish them up a bit, and then I'll sell them on.
13:30You know, where would you be getting these scars from then?
13:33Well, I've got a contact.
13:35A mate of Alfie Moon's.
13:38I'll be the one that's taking the financial risk.
13:42I just want someone that I can trust, that I know is gonna do the work fast.
13:49I'd want to cut out the profits and all.
13:50Okay.
13:52Yeah, what, five percent?
13:54Fifteen.
13:55Fifteen, so I could all leave it.
13:57All right, fine.
13:58Yeah, deal.
14:03Hello?
14:04Oh!
14:05Is that Ray?
14:09I can take that on if you like.
14:11You?
14:13You're the mechanic, aren't you?
14:14Yeah, I know.
14:15But I did used to fix up old bangers back in the States.
14:18And you know I can use the cash right now.
14:21To tell the truth, I think the whole thing's probably more hassle than it's worth.
14:24Then let me deal with the stress.
14:26You won't have to lift a finger.
14:28All right.
14:30All right, fine.
14:32Well...
14:35Should be, er...
14:36You can't really swallow now?
14:38No.
14:39Well, not really.
14:41It's got quite bad over the last 24 hours.
14:43Do you know that must be so hard?
14:45Yeah.
14:45And the pneumonia's making it worse.
14:49Then how does he take his medicine?
14:51Yeah.
14:52I mean, that's the tricky bit, really.
14:54They're worried that he's not getting his full dose of antibiotics, so they're talking about
14:58taking him back to hospital.
14:59Really?
15:00Hmm.
15:02They might need to give it intravenously.
15:03You know what I mean?
15:04That's a...
15:05A bag, you know.
15:06It's like...
15:06A drip.
15:07It's one of those things.
15:09Yeah.
15:09I think it's probably the best thing for him.
15:11Right now.
15:12Sausages.
15:14Sausages.
15:14Hmm.
15:15What did he say?
15:17I think he's had sausages.
15:20He's running a fever and he can barely hold down a glass of water and he's still thinking
15:24about his stomach.
15:25Got me hungry now, Nige.
15:28Although, he might be thinking about hot dogs, you know, at the cinema.
15:32Why don't you pop down the corridor and pick out a nice film for him to watch later, eh?
15:37Okay.
15:46Do you think I folded too easily, letting her skip school?
15:48I think you're doing just fine.
15:49She got into a bit of a bad habit before Easter.
15:51I just started missing a few days.
15:53I thought the holidays might have helped, but...
15:56I think, you know, when a child starts missing school, then making a bargain like what you're
16:00doing, I think that could be a really good way forward.
16:01Just feels like she's calling all the shots.
16:03Ah, well, the problem is, she's strong-willed.
16:07She's got too much of a grandad in her.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Tell me about it.
16:12I, er...
16:13I take it he hasn't shown up here yet?
16:15No.
16:17And, to be perfectly honest with you, I'm beyond caring.
16:22Julie, I'm sorry, I...
16:23No, I am.
16:24Really.
16:25You know, Nigel, he's not on his own, and...
16:28everyone else is doing their bit, and...
16:33Phil's the one who's missing out, so...
16:38Look, I'm so...
16:41Well...
16:42I might have noticed it, won't you?
16:43It's all right.
16:43Are you all right?
16:46No.
16:46Not really.
16:48Look, I'm trying to do wedding stuff, you know, groom some things now that...
16:52Zach's best married, but it turns out Ian's got a massive problem with him.
16:56Hey!
16:56Zach, why?
16:57Yeah, well, why do you think?
16:58Excuse me.
16:59Homewrecker.
17:02Ian's just told me why I gave you the cold shoulder this morning.
17:06It's that kiss.
17:08With Lauren.
17:10Look, I told him, you know, it was ages ago, and he needs to, you know, stop overreacting.
17:15Look, I just can't believe who he's been like.
17:17Yeah, well, is he, and...
17:19I mean, you know what he's like.
17:20I just want everyone to have a nice time at the wedding.
17:22I know.
17:23So, please, if you get a chance, have a word.
17:32My mum said it weren't nothing to worry about.
17:35It was hospital, though.
17:36Listen, if you boys are going to sit here again all afternoon, you're going to have
17:40to get more than one portion of chips, because the boss is watching me.
17:44So, okay?
17:45Cool.
17:46I don't know.
17:48I don't think anyone's being honest about anything I've known.
17:51Yeah, I know.
17:53Hey, Nugget, you thirsty?
17:54Leave it at me.
17:56You want a shake on those fries?
17:57A big shake?
17:59Jacob.
18:00So, you can wet yourself again?
18:02I guess.
18:04Can you see that again, big man?
18:05Oh, yeah.
18:05What are you going to do about it, bro?
18:06You did that video on me, didn't you?
18:07Oi! Oi!
18:08Nice fighting in here!
18:10But you're a joke, man.
18:11One smack in your forehead, you're going to start tripping out again.
18:13Stop here!
18:14Nah!
18:18Talk bad on my brother again, and you're dead.
18:21Do you understand?
18:24Well, that picture that you sent, it's not very clear.
18:27No, I am interested.
18:29Yeah.
18:29As soon as possible.
18:31Well, how much work does it need?
18:36Yeah, I'm coming, baby.
18:37I'm coming.
18:39A little bit of TLC.
18:40Well, what does that mean?
18:41And how quickly can it be delivered as well?
18:44Sorry, do you have any, um, photos that you can send over?
18:47Yeah, send them, please.
18:49Cindy!
18:50Can you just see to Jimmy, please?
18:52And also tidy up this mess and all.
18:55Cindy, are you there?
18:58Hello?
19:00Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
19:02No, I'm not time-wasting.
19:03I'm not.
19:04No, I want it.
19:05I definitely want it.
19:06Yeah, I'll take it.
19:07I just need it delivered today.
19:10Okay, yeah.
19:11Well, you've got a deal.
19:21Hey, but I don't want to talk to them.
19:24Don't be silly.
19:25What are you?
19:26Hi.
19:27You had the, um, adoption meeting thing.
19:28How did it go?
19:29Good.
19:30Yeah, it was, uh, good.
19:31Yeah, I mean, apparently you can't send North's children to bed without the dinner anymore,
19:34but I'm just joking.
19:36Should we go?
19:37Because it's going to get a dark suit.
19:39Yeah, not for hours.
19:40Yeah, but I just want to get home.
19:41What happens when it gets dark?
19:43Do you turn into a pumpkin?
19:44Uh, sorry.
19:46Bear with us in red today.
19:47Right.
19:48You guys okay?
19:50Yeah, yeah.
19:51What, you see Nugget?
19:53What, what's wrong?
19:54Look, it's nothing, Dad.
19:55Ivani, what's happened?
19:56Look, just Nugget got upset, and now he's turned his location off, and he's not answering
20:00his phone, and...
20:00But why did you let him walk off on his own?
20:02He'll be over.
20:03No, I have to find him.
20:09Do you hate your net or what?
20:11Thanks so well.
20:12Right, so you're okay to watch a film and talk to Nigel all day, but the minute you start
20:16thinking about school, you're feeling sick again.
20:18What is she not feeling well?
20:19Grandad!
20:20Miraculous recovery.
20:21All right.
20:22What's that?
20:24She's trying to pull a fast one, because she don't want to go to school.
20:26She's feeling sick.
20:27She's feeling sick, isn't she?
20:28I am.
20:29Why am I not buying it?
20:30Listen, go easy on her, eh?
20:31Go easy?
20:32I'll tell you what's easy.
20:33It's going down the care room to see Nigel.
20:35Julie's dealing with it all on her own down there, you know?
20:37Listen, Julie's got people going down there all the time.
20:39She don't want people.
20:40She wants you, Phil.
20:41So does Nigel.
20:43Nigel?
20:43He's...
20:44Nigel don't know what's going on.
20:46Stop arguing!
20:48I don't need this, all right?
20:54Now I do feel sick.
20:57When you get this message, I need you to call me.
20:59Straight away.
21:00I want you home.
21:01Do you understand?
21:02I'm not messing about, Nugget.
21:04Okay?
21:10What have you done with him?
21:12Who?
21:12Where is he?
21:13Who? My son!
21:14We have not seen Nugget, Robbie.
21:15What were you laughing?
21:18Were you laughing at me?
21:19I hope we didn't even see you.
21:22Are you working for them?
21:23Did they tell you to do this?
21:26This is...
21:26This is karma.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Yeah, this is karma.
21:29Do you think I'm stupid?
21:31Do you think I'm stupid?
21:32I know how this works.
21:33I know how this works.
21:34They don't want to get to me.
21:35They'll come through my kids.
21:35Whose fault is that?
21:36Robbie.
21:37Robbie, it's okay.
21:38Alright?
21:38No one's got Nugget.
21:39I spoke to Avani, okay?
21:41I know what happened to Nugget.
21:42It was just something about that video stuff, okay?
21:44He went off.
21:45He's stressed.
21:46It's okay.
21:46Debbie is.
21:51Son!
21:52What are you playing at?
21:53What are you playing at?
21:54Doing a disappearing act?
21:56Turning your phone off.
21:57Blocking your location.
21:58I need to know where you are.
22:00100% of the time.
22:02Do you understand?
22:02Robbie!
22:04I want you home.
22:07I want you home!
22:08No!
22:15Oi!
22:16Why are you giving Zach a hard time?
22:18Do I need to remind you?
22:20I have put the past behind me, and so is he.
22:22The only person getting hurt by your little vendetta, Ian, is Ross.
22:27Is that what you want?
22:28Is that what you want?
22:29No.
22:29Then leave Zach alone.
22:31And for the sake of the wedding, just get over it.
22:36Sorry mate, I've been a complete idiot.
22:39I mean, she's told me that Zach's actually a good bloke.
22:43Sophie's good enough for Vicky.
22:45It's good enough for me, so I'll add him to the group chat.
22:49Well, he's the best man, isn't he?
22:51Thanks mate.
22:53And that is why I'm marrying you.
22:59Oh, there she is.
23:01Ah!
23:02You're on fire, Lauren.
23:04Just had a delivery.
23:05You know, I think this flipping classic motor's gonna be a winner.
23:07You know, you might actually do this.
23:10Why?
23:10Well, I don't know why you ever doubted me.
23:12What'd you pay for that?
23:13A couple of hundred at all?
23:15What, more?
23:16A couple of thousand?
23:17Wow.
23:17I think you're big.
23:18I love it, Lauren.
23:19Well, Phil's still got to take a cut of the arches,
23:21but I reckon I could triple my money.
23:23Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Obviously taught you really well, ain't I?
23:29What the hell is this?
23:32This is your master plan, apparently.
23:40You never turn your location off!
23:42Is that a rule?
23:43I'm making it a rule!
23:44Can you stop shouting, please, Dad?
23:46Those boys were really horrible to Nugget.
23:48He doesn't need you shouting as well.
23:49Yeah, fine.
23:49I'm just trying to keep everyone safe.
23:51Okay?
23:53How about keep us happy?
23:57No, baby, we were too hard on him, okay?
23:59All this informing stuff, it's over.
24:01Yeah, babe.
24:01You're in the queue.
24:02I know, babe.
24:04I'm...
24:04You know, these people, we can't be too careful not when it comes to these people.
24:07We can't.
24:10I'll make some food.
24:19You need to call me back.
24:21A little bit of TLC, you said.
24:23You've sold me a complete heap of junk.
24:25I want my money back.
24:29Bros...
24:29No, if you're going to moan about Cindy, I do not want to hear it.
24:33Fair.
24:35Alfie?
24:36Yes, love?
24:36Have you set me up with a con artist or something?
24:39What?
24:40You're talking about Ray?
24:42He said he's a lovely bloke.
24:43Prison completely changed him.
24:46Okay, that was a long time ago.
24:47Yeah.
24:48He sent me a complete wreck.
24:50It don't look nothing like the photos.
24:51All right.
24:52You don't buy a car without seeing it, do you?
24:55Sorry, what's that?
24:57Sorry, what's that?
24:57I don't want to hear that.
24:58You just need the barrel.
24:59I've got to change.
24:59Yeah, I'm on my way.
25:00Just got to change the barrel.
25:10Why don't you give me the keys and I'll take a look at the car.
25:12See what the damage is.
25:13Why the hell would I do that?
25:15Because you made a deal with Phil.
25:17And then Phil made a deal with me.
25:20So that means you and me are partners.
25:32You are not going to get me to go after your bathroom.
25:37I don't like the bathroom.
25:45I just want to keep it in my bathroom.
25:47I didn't want to get my bathroom too.
25:47It's very cool.
25:48That's probably one of the way as it was.
25:50It was like, you know, that there was a bathroom in the bathroom.
25:50And it was a little bit of a bathroom.
25:52And I decided that I got to change my bathroom in the bathroom.
25:52You haven't got my room.
25:53I felt like, you know, no, no, no, no, no.
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