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00:00It sounds pretty traumatic for you, but like, you know
00:03Traumatic, but like, cool, like, this is a good story to tell
00:05Absolutely, this is what it's for
00:07This is all for this moment
00:09Everything led us here, that's incredible
00:12How crazy is that?
00:13I'll be right back
00:30Don't do it...
00:50Please don't, please don't, please don't do it.
01:21You have me.
01:22I can't believe you have me.
01:26What's your name?
01:32I can't believe you.
01:36I can't believe you.
01:36I can't believe you.
01:38I can't believe you.
01:39Hey, there we go.
01:40Let's go.
02:10Let's go.
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02:53Tired of drinking regular seltzers that just don't fit...
03:21Oh, my trip was amazing.
03:23The best part, Ibiza.
03:25And then we went to Barcelona.
03:27So would you recommend the spaghetti?
03:29I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissant.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:48These, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
03:53What?
03:54Yo, that's how you say it.
03:57Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I...
03:59Yo, that's how you say it.
04:05Oh, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
04:06Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
04:08Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
04:11It's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit.
04:16Yo, uh...
04:21Yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's.
04:24Because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
04:28Tandoori kebab.
04:30Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
04:32Bro, what?
04:32Yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
04:34You got this good chicken, man.
04:36I'm just using...
04:37I'm not hanging out with you guys anymore.
04:39I'll be fine.
04:39Oh, hi.
04:40Shut up.
04:41Good boy.
04:42Oh, hi.
04:42Oh, hi.
04:44Oh, hi.
04:44Oh, hi.
04:48Oh, hi.
04:49Oh, hi.
04:52Oh, hi.
04:53Oh, hi.
04:56Oh, hi.
04:58Oh, hi.
05:09Oh, hi.
05:14Can you, uh, get me some frivol ups in the kitchen?
05:23okay what the fuck is going on what who is that and what the fuck are you wearing
05:28that's my girlfriend raven we're in love i thought i told you that ah and i'm guessing
05:32you met her at the satanic temple too you know what not all you want but satanism is beautiful
05:37imagine a place that rejects classism created caste and you can rave all night and connect to
05:44a higher power and realize we're all one it's not like sicky and dark mode what no it's not it's
05:50the same shit different flop you're even more lost bro okay and we haven't heard a peep from you
05:55you good yeah i'm fine i'm just tired probably ended up watching rebecca's story and now he's
06:01down fast story yeah ryan put a ring on it yeah whatever man i don't care about that that's why
06:07keeps checking his texts every two minutes i don't
06:14buddy you got beat by jesus move on it's been five fucking years already oh it's only been a year
06:20okay and it's not that easy she's special yes as a guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every
06:26other night oh man you look pathetic why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy
06:32yourself yo sunny what i opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart
06:36even fucking nav is here or is that french montana can't tell us yeah yo my bhaji from another bingy
06:46what's good i'm learning a punjabi nice yo there's my favorite client i keep doing yo what's up man
06:54yeah i'm just gonna steal him for a second okay
06:59that's the manager guy you set him up with yo that's my dog from turner days he's pretty handsy
07:04yeah don't act like thamo guys aren't the same yeah they are and it's annoying yo you get that
07:08seltzer pr package yet uh i don't i don't think so whatever man just just tag the minute okay post
07:15the can and you know tell them how you seltz with pelts what's that even mean it doesn't matter what
07:20it means man butter him off and freaking smile high energy i need this by tomorrow man i'm trying to
07:25build these relationships for you brother all right all right
07:28all right
07:30all right
07:30all right
07:37all right
07:37all right
07:47all right
07:48what is this
07:49what is this
07:51very nice thank you
07:54go bandi
07:55come on i will get the cups
07:58i will get the cups
08:11i will get the cups
08:29You are right.
08:35Let's have some fun.
08:37Fun?
08:38What do you think?
08:52Nice weather.
09:07What did you do?
09:14I liked it.
09:15What did you do?
09:16It doesn't look like a Sony.
09:17Let's do it.
09:17Let's do it.
09:30Let's do it.
09:32Now we are really having fun.
09:38Fucking blockchain technology, right?
09:40Think about it like this.
09:41Cause it's so fucking secure.
09:43The government's all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account.
09:46They can't.
09:48Cause the encryption.
09:49Right?
09:50So what you want to fucking do to create generational wealth?
09:52Right?
09:53Fucking buy at the bottom.
09:55You buy Gooch coin.
09:56Crazy fucking investment.
09:58I'm telling you, it's fucking sick.
10:00Gotta fucking get into it.
10:01Sorry for swearing.
10:02I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto.
10:05It's sick.
10:05Yo, Jasmine's world, bro.
10:07What's good, bro?
10:08You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
10:10I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
10:11Nah, nah.
10:11But you have to post something good.
10:13You know what I'm saying?
10:13Like the streets are waiting, my G.
10:15Yo, you seen this Prem guy?
10:17Yo, just post some good stuff.
10:19Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
10:22Yo, plug your phone real quick.
10:23I'll show you.
10:24I'll show you.
10:24Search up P-R-E-M.
10:26Yeah, yeah.
10:27That one right there.
10:28Yo, watch that one.
10:28And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
10:33Yo, this has 3 million views that he just posted yesterday.
10:38Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
10:42because frame means love.
10:45Frame out.
10:47Oh, yo.
10:49Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
10:53Yo, yo, let's watch that one, though.
10:54We're right there.
10:55I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing pookalicious routine.
10:58Baby, stop looking at me.
10:59Yeah!
10:59Baby, boy.
11:01I'm not on them, baby.
11:02Hey, yo!
11:03Y'all, everyone, listen!
11:05Listen up!
11:06Can I have your attention, please?
11:08First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
11:12Big thank you to Mummy G for the pakorne,
11:15and shout out Neil, who ate two trains.
11:20Last but not least, give it up for my man, Just Me!
11:29Yo, Just Me!
11:30Where you at?
11:31Come on out!
11:32Just Me!
11:36Yo, Just Me!
11:37Just Me!
11:38Just Me!
11:39Oh, that guy?
11:40He left.
11:42Left?
11:42What do you mean left?
11:43I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
11:46Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
11:48You guys might wanna check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe?
11:53Point straight to Boyceville.
11:54This car's still here, where the fuck is he?
11:56I checked the pool house, nothing.
11:57I went to the neighbors, they don't even know who he is.
11:59Why would the neighbors know who he is?
12:01Okay, let's roll out!
12:02Wait, wait, wait, none of us should be driving, I'm tipsy as fuck!
12:05Wait!
12:07Who the fuck are you two?
12:08Get the fuck away from my car!
12:09Who invited you?
12:11Oh, we could take my bike.
12:13What?
12:14Or your neighbor's helicopter.
12:16You don't have a flying fucking helicopter.
12:18Yes, I do, bro.
12:19It's, um...
12:20It's X to go up and then...
12:22Right, of course.
12:23Circle to go down.
12:24Uh-huh.
12:25R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
12:27Are you fucking for real?
12:29First of all, both of you fucking relax.
12:31Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
12:34I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
12:36Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
12:40What?
12:40I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am sober.
12:45That makes sense to me.
12:46I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm gonna see.
12:48Sonny!
12:49Get out.
12:50I'll be doing car save off.
12:51Bro, where the fuck did you come from?
12:53I was taking a piss in the woods.
12:55We have washrooms in the house.
12:56You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
12:57And I'm fucking wrong.
12:59Get the fuck out!
13:00You're fucking ugly, bro!
13:01Look how fucking drunk you are!
13:02Yo, what are you guys saying?
13:03Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
13:05Look how fucking raped he is, bro!
13:06I drive better drunk, trust me!
13:08Alright, where are we going?
13:09Oh, maybe he's emo-eating at the spot.
13:11Let's fucking roll!
13:12Let's go!
13:14Let's go!
13:16So, uh, therapy.
13:17How's that going?
13:18I don't know.
13:19It's a lot.
13:20Kinda lost myself after the whole Hummer thing.
13:23I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
13:25Hmm.
13:26He's probably your son.
13:27Yo!
13:27No sign of your speed!
13:29I don't even think he came here!
13:30But I did grab hella shit, chili chicken, haka chow mein, ginger fish...
13:35You guys are jillipineer too, right?
13:36A vegetarian!
13:38Shit!
13:38I'll be right back!
13:39No, Sonny!
13:40You already took forever!
13:41We gotta go!
13:42What do you want from me?
13:43He's hungry!
13:43No, Sonny!
13:44Chill!
13:44Sonny!
13:45Sonny!
13:46Sonny!
13:47Great.
13:47No one's here.
13:48He goes to the lake to clear his head.
13:50I don't know.
13:51You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
13:52Absolutely not!
13:54There's only one way of consuming quang, bro.
13:55That's too fucking ruggada.
13:57Think about it.
13:57You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
14:00Yo!
14:02What the fuck did I say?
14:05Sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:06Wait.
14:08You don't think that he pulled up to...
14:11No.
14:13No, he wouldn't.
14:15Wait.
14:16Did he have?
14:33So!
14:35Is it just you two in the house today?
14:38Haha.
14:39Nice.
14:40Nice.
14:41So no one else.
14:42Nobody at all.
14:43I know Manvi's away on vacation, but I know you two have a lot of family.
14:49People coming by.
14:50You know, did anyone come by?
14:51Maybe they came through the basement or the back door is sometimes open.
14:56Sometimes people get old and they look different.
14:58Strange relatives.
14:59Anyone?
15:00Anyone?
15:01Okay.
15:02What is this all, Tamasha?
15:04What she's trying to ask badly.
15:06Did just me come by?
15:07Why?
15:08Is he okay?
15:09Did you call him?
15:10Yeah.
15:10No, no.
15:10No, Auntie.
15:11He's fine.
15:12He's just...
15:12He's not picking up his phone.
15:14Why would he not pick up your calls?
15:16Did something happen?
15:17No, no, no, no, no.
15:18He was just with us earlier, but he...
15:21He...
15:21forgot something at home and went to go pick it up.
15:25So maybe we thought he meant this home.
15:30I know.
15:35I'm not going to.
15:37Hey, look.
15:39Hey.
15:43Hey.
15:44Hey, look.
15:48Hey, look.
15:49Hey, look.
15:49Hey, look.
15:49Every one is you can go on.
15:50Hey, look.
15:53Hey, look.
16:20Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:26Hello?
16:28Is everything okay?
16:33You alright?
16:39Oh, hey, man.
16:43Just breathe?
16:44What are you doing here?
16:47Is this real?
16:49Are you real?
16:51Yeah, I'm real.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:55Are you living in your car?
17:05You see that house down the street?
17:10That was the house, man.
17:12The house that Mia bought me.
17:15We're supposed to move into before she put my heart on my chest and just...
17:24Now it's just standing there.
17:26Unfinished.
17:28Just like my hopes and dreams.
17:32Okay...
17:32You can still finish the house, man.
17:34You can move in yourself.
17:37You think I have money like that anymore?
17:39You think I'm not losing bidding wars to Chad GPT?
17:44Us realtors...
17:45We're washed, man.
17:47Do you know how that feels?
17:48Mr. Dollar of you?
17:52Look, man.
17:55I got my heart broken too.
17:57And what's worse is...
17:58She's back with her ex.
18:01And she's engaged.
18:04It sucks, man. I know.
18:06It's weird how fast things change.
18:09It's tough to keep up.
18:11Like...
18:11How am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when...
18:14Everyone's an influencer just pumping out a bunch of nothing.
18:17I feel washed.
18:21But I...
18:22Just breathe for you all.
18:25Had a plan.
18:28Marriage.
18:29Kids.
18:30Run for Mayor Brampton.
18:31Kids.
18:32Hit a million followers and more kids.
18:34Yeah, look.
18:36Sometimes you don't need a plan.
18:38Okay?
18:38Sometimes you just...
18:39Need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
18:44Look, man.
18:46You're a smart guy, alright?
18:48And as much as I hate to admit it,
18:50there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
18:53But this...
18:54Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
18:57It's pathetic.
18:59So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch!
19:10Oh, shit!
19:11I just realized something.
19:13You're a brother.
19:15You're a brother.
19:15My brother.
19:16You can bring Monvi back to me.
19:19Oh.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Dude, what?
19:21Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Yeah, yeah.
19:26You can have my house, man.
19:27You can...
19:28I'll even finish the floor for you.
19:30Where's my...
19:31Where's my key?
19:32You can have my whip, man.
19:33You can have my keys.
19:34Take it all.
19:35Just...
19:35Please, man.
19:36Just bring her back to me.
19:37Oh my god, I...
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:38I can't sleep.
19:41Where's my loaf?
19:41Yeah, I don't know.
19:42I thought we were Bros, man.
19:46Just bring her back, in the Romulan.
19:47I really...
19:48I really have...
19:49I-people.
19:50Just bring her back to me.
19:51I...
19:51I can't do anything.
19:52I can't film anything.
19:56I can't!
19:57Come on, anything.
19:57No...
19:57No, no, no.
19:58No...
19:58Bring her back, i can't do anything.
20:12Everything okay, MPJ?
20:13Yes, boo.
20:14I'm glad you all are here.
20:16It's nice to have the house full.
20:22Oh, he's at his spot.
20:23Who?
20:24Just me.
20:25I have his location.
20:27Are you dumb?
20:28Why didn't you mention this before?
20:30Because my phone was dead.
20:31I have a charger in my car.
20:33Cars can charge phones?
20:34That's incredible.
20:36You know what?
20:37Just forget it.
20:38Let's make moves.
20:39Yeah, bye, MPJ.
20:41Neil, hold on one minute, please.
20:43Uncle, there's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
20:48So handsome.
20:50Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
20:53It's wrong.
20:54Tell him.
20:55I love you.
20:56Love you, love you, love you.
20:57Tell him.
20:57Also, that's a Gooch coin.
21:00Here, give this to just me.
21:02You'll be seeing him before I do.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay, Gooch coin.
21:12Stupid.
21:17Hey, there's Waldo.
21:20Guru Waldo.
21:22We called you like a million fucking times.
21:24FYI.
21:24Where the hell were you, man?
21:25We've been ripping it up and down Saga to scarves.
21:28Yeah, look, sorry, I just, I needed some space.
21:31Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
21:34You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
21:36I know.
21:38You're still not over it.
21:39This guy's never going to get over it.
21:41He needs a chair to cross the face.
21:42Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
21:44What are you talking about?
21:44Brown trauma's a real thing.
21:45What trauma?
21:46What trauma?
21:47It takes time.
21:47See how these things take?
21:49Here.
21:49You and this guy's not even.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Come over.
21:58Holy.
21:59Can't have a park for hell, this city.
22:01It's your place, eh?
22:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
22:05That's a shame.
22:07What the hell is he doing here?
22:08Buddy, are you fucked?
22:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
22:11All right.
22:12Well, thanks, I guess.
22:17Look, guys, I'm...
22:21I appreciate you.
22:22I just want you to know that.
22:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases.
22:33And still sticking by me.
22:37So, thank you.
22:39Thank you for the gifts.
22:41Thank you for the party.
22:43Thank you for just keeping me in check.
22:45And thank you for just everything that you do for me.
22:52I love you guys.
22:54I love you too.
22:55Aw.
22:56Come on.
22:57Rupon.
22:57Come on.
22:58I love you guys so much.
23:00Oh, what?
23:01We've known each other for so long.
23:02Yeah.
23:03We are bonds.
23:04Remain.
23:05Together.
23:05Together.
23:05Okay.
23:16I'm sorry, and I'm listening.
23:18I'm sorry, and I'm listening.
23:19You also want to go to the show and go to the show.
23:21I'm not going to go to the show, but I'm not going to go to the show.
23:26Excuse me.
23:35Hello?
23:37Yes, sir.
23:37Yes, sir.
23:39No, I don't have to go to the show.
23:44No, you didn't have to go to the show.
23:47Okay, okay.
23:49Tell me, I'll fly the information.
23:52Okay, okay, okay.
23:56I'm busy, but I'm not going to go to the show.
23:59Okay.
24:00Then I decided to go to the show.
24:03Let's go, I'm going to go to the show.
24:04I'm going to go to the show.
24:06I'm going to go to the show.
24:08One way to take it.
24:09Will it be enough to sway the seals?
24:11We'll find out right after this on Seal the Deal.
24:15All right.
24:16Thank you so much for coming.
24:18Appreciate you.
24:19This has been an incredible birthday.
24:21Okay.
24:22All right, man.
24:22I hope the house isn't trashed.
24:26Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:27Love you.
24:28Love you.
24:30Your mom asked me to do this.
24:36Nice.
24:37Thanks.
24:37Got it.
24:38Love you.
24:39All right, man.
24:40Happy birthday.
24:40Thank you, bro.
24:42Can I sleep here?
24:44Sure.
24:46Hell yeah.
24:48See you in the morning.
24:49Yep.
24:49I'm not a girl here.
24:52Just go for it.
25:03Give me that glass.
25:04Love you.
25:04I'm not a girl.
25:07All right?
25:07I'm not a girl.
25:09What?
25:10I see, boy.
25:10You're a girl.
25:14That's not a girl.
25:22Hello?
25:23Sister Gull.
25:28Yeah.
25:29No, I'm good, Bob.
25:30Yeah.
25:33Yeah, I miss you, too.
25:37I tried picking it up, but I couldn't.
25:39She grew that much overnight.
25:40Lose my fucking mind.
25:42Wait, which daughter is this again?
25:43One of the middle ones.
25:45Anyways, how are things at home?
25:47Yeah, you know, Dad's away, so it's still me doing everything.
25:52What about your new girl?
25:54She got messy, so I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably.
25:58You know what? You do you.
26:01Oh, shit. I totally forgot I have therapy in 10. I got to go, sonny.
26:06Yo, you can use one of my spare offices.
26:08I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit because these guys watch Cracked All Day,
26:11they see reels all day, but it should hold.
26:13Really?
26:13Yeah, yeah, it's right there.
26:16Okay, thanks. I'll be quick.
26:17Yeah, no problem.
26:22Shinta!
26:23Yo, Shinta!
26:24Here, buddy.
26:26Bro, come on, man. I'm back to work.
26:28I'll check the reel, buddy.
26:29Wow, funny, man.
26:30Reels are not time, man.
26:32Load it in the fucking truck.
26:34Go!
26:34Just a little back problems.
26:39A little break.
26:40Okay, I'm going to get you on the train.
26:42You're going to drive, you're going to take it.
26:44Yeah.
26:54Okay, good to go.
26:59I guess we're good to fucking go, man.
27:01Let's grab the seats and let's roll out.
27:02Go where, bro?
27:03The engine's literally on the ground.
27:05Does anybody know how to put this together?
27:07Is it all-wheel drive?
27:08Yeah.
27:09No, I don't know how.
27:11Fuck.
27:11We're going to be late as fuck, man.
27:12Like, fuck.
27:13I told you we should have flown, man.
27:15Fuck.
27:17Okay, you know what?
27:19I know who to call.
27:23Yo, son.
27:26Yeah, what's up?
27:28Yeah, man.
27:31Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
27:34Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend.
27:37This is all that's left.
27:45Yes, babe.
27:47I told you I was going away this weekend.
27:50Right before we left.
27:51How else am I supposed to make money?
27:54Just get Mom to watch him.
27:56Holy fuck.
27:57Relax.
27:58You always do this shit.
27:59Fuck, man.
28:01Hey.
28:03You got a lot of anger in here.
28:05I can hold space if you want.
28:07This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix.
28:11What are you talking about?
28:12All right, good news.
28:13It's got off the wall, sonny.
28:14He's got a guy coming through the border and he'll just hit your ride with him.
28:17Nice.
28:18Probably take the car, too.
28:19Sick.
28:25Here we go.
28:28You guys have a safe trip, okay?
28:30Take care.
28:32Nice car, by the way.
28:33Fucking white people.
28:36So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
28:40I don't know.
28:40I just, I don't, I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair.
28:44It was nice to be taken care of.
28:46I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else, especially at home.
28:50Take care of my mom, my younger sisters.
28:52My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice.
28:56Well, because you're the eldest, right?
28:58Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking.
29:01True.
29:02But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him.
29:05That's just not me.
29:08So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now.
29:11But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess.
29:14I don't know.
29:15Tell me, Chippy.
29:17Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
29:20Look, whomever you choose to date, it seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you
29:24attract these dynamics.
29:28What do you mean?
29:29Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns.
29:32My, me, I'm the victim.
29:35He's the one who needs to be held accountable.
29:36Him and all the other men.
29:38Fuck that!
29:39Right, that's fucking it.
29:41Shut the fuck up!
29:42I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy.
29:45Don't you a lot of fucks have anything else to do?
29:46Holy shit!
29:49Sorry, ma'am.
29:50Sorry.
29:52Fuck's sake.
29:57What were you saying again?
29:58You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit.
30:03And talk about the anger.
30:05What anger?
30:06Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns.
30:09You can get a gun and a purchase.
30:11Oh, oh, my gosh.
30:12I think this is our truck.
30:16Oh, dude.
30:17Oh, shit.
30:19Tiljot.
30:19Come on in, bro.
30:20What's up?
30:21Oh, this is my cousin, Jasmeet.
30:23How's it, bro?
30:23How's it, bro?
30:24And this is his, um...
30:26This is his Navi.
30:27How's it, bro?
30:28How's it, bro?
30:28How's it, bro?
30:29Come on, come on.
30:29Come on, come on.
30:30Come on, come on.
30:30Come on, come on.
30:31Come on, come on.
30:35See, all you Canadian guans say bro a lot.
30:38Yo, bro.
30:39Got it, bro.
30:40Hemorrhage, bro.
30:41This thing, bro.
30:43All right, we're basically just saying paji.
30:45If you think about it, our bro to paji ratio is the exact same.
30:49Paji this, paji that, paji oh, chanka paji eh, chanka paji.
30:52Paji, bro, bro, paji.
30:53Paji, bro, bro, paji.
30:54There's literally no difference, man.
30:56We all have that inner drive to say that word.
31:01So you nervous to host it?
31:03Uh, not really, man.
31:06I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork.
31:08Too many at this point.
31:11Come on, bro.
31:11A gig's a gig.
31:12You know that, man.
31:13Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, buddy.
31:15Thanks, man.
31:16For how long you've been driving truck for sunny?
31:19Just under a year.
31:21Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
31:24Do you know what's bad there?
31:25Tires, you know, usually, probably.
31:28I had to help pay tons of debt and some medical bills back home.
31:33This has been keeping me steady.
31:35That's good, man.
31:36As long as it's honest work, man, you never know what that guy is.
31:38Oh, nothing like that, baji.
31:41I'm just grateful to sunny, baji.
31:43He's been keeping me employed as I look for a job in my field.
31:46Well, you're going.
31:48Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
31:51Yeah, I'm a farmer back home, so looking for a job in my field.
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:56In his field.
31:57Well, you have to go back there to work in your field.
31:59Are you telling me to go back?
32:00No, I need to go back there.
32:31Hey, Shiddeh.
32:32What?
32:34You're not going to get a job in your field.
32:36Sorry, baji.
32:37I didn't know my job in a few days.
32:39It's not my job in a few days.
32:39I'm not going to go back there.
32:41Baji, how do you respect that?
32:43It's not that we don't respect you.
32:45It's just that I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
32:49Supervisor?
32:50What supervisor?
32:51Why, you didn't know me, Sri Lankan girl.
32:52I didn't hire you, sir.
32:54I didn't hire you, sir.
32:54I didn't hire you, sir.
32:55I didn't hire you, sir.
32:55I didn't hire you, sir.
32:57I didn't hire you, sir.
32:58I didn't hire you, sir.
33:02If they act or not, if we move forward with this, then ain't no backing up.
33:09Hi.
33:14Good evening.
33:15Are we checking in?
33:16Yes, we are.
33:17Great.
33:17What name is the reservation under?
33:19It should be under your name, mate.
33:21You got this, right?
33:22I'm going to go get some M.O.R.
33:23Okay.
33:24Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
33:28Can I get that now?
33:30Yeah.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Cool.
33:36Is that gluten-free?
33:38Yes, it is.
33:39Okay, then I don't want it.
33:40Oh.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Okay.
33:43I'll be back.
33:45Yeah, sorry about that.
33:47It's okay.
33:48Anyways, the name should be under a first name to Smith, last name Dutta.
33:52Okay.
33:53How do you spell?
33:53D-U-T-T-A.
33:55Yay.
33:57Yeah, sorry.
33:58I'm not seeing anything under that name.
33:59Could it be under anything else?
34:02This means Swirled?
34:05Yes.
34:06Okay, we do have that.
34:08Great.
34:08Great.
34:09Mr. Swirled.
34:10Yeah.
34:11Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
34:13Cool.
34:18Okay.
34:20Oh, okay.
34:22Sorry, Mr. Dutta.
34:24Yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
34:27We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
34:29Yeah, that's just my stage name.
34:31Okay.
34:32But I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
34:35Yeah, but that's me.
34:37It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
34:38It's literally me on the flyer.
34:45Oh, yeah.
34:46You look great on that.
34:48But, um, yeah, no, I still would need to see ID.
34:51It's policy.
34:52Seriously?
34:53Swirled.
34:54Can we get a selfie, please?
34:57Sure.
35:04Sorry.
35:05I already bent the rules on the cookie.
35:08Okay.
35:09Yo, Nubby.
35:10Yeah.
35:10Can you call the organizers?
35:11They booked the room under the wrong name.
35:13Yeah, just check again, man.
35:14I'm sure they have, man.
35:15Bro, just do your job, please.
35:19Always making me do this.
35:27Hello.
35:29Hello.
35:29Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
35:31Hello.
35:32I need one of you guys to come.
35:34These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
35:36They sound drunk.
35:37They're partying or some shit.
35:38Here, get to me.
35:39Hello?
35:41Hey, uh, it's just me.
35:43Uh, just me?
35:45The guy that's emceeing your competition?
35:46Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
35:47Bro, you gotta, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
35:49It's so late right now, bro.
35:51Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now,
35:53and you can't check in, because the name is...
35:55Bro, oh shit, they're playing Roger Chacha.
35:57I'm a piano remix.
35:59Hey, seriously, booked it under Mr. Swirl?
36:01Yeah.
36:02Sorry.
36:03But he could change his name, right?
36:05Legally?
36:06Hello?
36:07Hello?
36:08Hello?
36:09Hello?
36:28Yo, Reynolds.
36:30When is it, Paul?
36:32Are you kidding me?
36:33Just me?
36:34Holy shit.
36:35Dude, what are you doing here?
36:38I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
36:40This is wild.
36:40Don't you live in Jersey?
36:41Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
36:43She's competing.
36:44I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
36:46You've accomplished so much.
36:48I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
36:51Really?
36:51Okay.
36:52Um, full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
36:57Wow.
36:58Really embarrassed.
36:58Yes, I am also a stalker.
37:01I know.
37:02Oh, so you go by Maya now?
37:04Yeah.
37:04Yeah, it's, you know, just to make life easier.
37:06And also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
37:10Yo, just me.
37:12Okay.
37:12Yo.
37:12All right.
37:13I'll see you.
37:13You know, bro?
37:14Hey, Ellen, they've got no rooms available.
37:17There's a motel, like, 30 minutes down the street.
37:19They've got vacancies.
37:20All right, let me call the number.
37:22Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
37:24And you're hosting the competition?
37:25Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up, and the organizers are all drunk.
37:28So...
37:31Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
37:33I'll crash with my sister.
37:35What?
37:35No.
37:36No, no, no.
37:37Don't be ridiculous, man.
37:37No, trust me.
37:38Just me.
37:38She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
37:42Uh...
37:45Okay.
37:46Uh, yeah.
37:47Yeah, that'll be awesome.
37:49Are you sure?
37:49I'm sure.
37:50I got you.
37:51I'll just get my stuff out of there, and you're good to go.
37:53Thank you so much.
37:54You're a lifestammer.
37:54Oh, my God.
37:55It's nice seeing you.
37:59Damn.
38:00I'm going to smash that happy chick away.
38:04What?
38:04Manager's got to eat, too, bro.
38:06Dude.
38:07I kissed the hotel girl.
38:09Really?
38:10What does she taste like?
38:12She tastes like hotel.
38:13Okay, let's go.
38:14Get your bags, man.
38:15Let's go.
38:16Hotel?
38:16What does hotel taste like?
38:21Heading out?
38:22Yeah.
38:23And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
38:25Sorry I was here all day.
38:26I just...
38:27I got so much work done.
38:28Not just therapy.
38:30Take it.
38:31What?
38:32Take the space.
38:33It's yours.
38:34Whenever you need it.
38:35Design work, therapy, 16 Chapel, the ceiling.
38:38I don't care.
38:40Whatever.
38:40Free of charge.
38:41Sistine Chapel, Sonny.
38:43What?
38:44And that's really nice, but why?
38:45Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
38:49Your presence, it's like...
38:50It's keeping my guys in line.
38:52You picked that shit up from your dad?
38:54Oh, yeah.
38:55You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies
38:57that used to get to buy me candy as a kid?
38:59That was cute.
39:00Terrifying, but cute.
39:01I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor,
39:02and everything the light touches is yours.
39:07Okay.
39:08Sure.
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39:41Hi, Jasmid.
39:42How are we doing?
39:43Feeling good?
39:44No, we're not happy.
39:45Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
39:47What the fuck was up with last night?
39:49You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
39:51And you out getting fucking drunk?
39:53I'm sorry.
39:56Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
39:59Fuck, come on, man!
40:00No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
40:03So sorry.
40:04Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab.
40:05And look at this green room.
40:07It's not private, and it's fucking bare, man!
40:09We have chips and water.
40:11What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
40:14What more do you want, dude?
40:15Get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi,
40:18some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown.
40:21I don't know if I can get all that in time.
40:22No, no, no.
40:23You will.
40:24Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
40:26Just me, it's an icon, kid!
40:28How's the fucking respect?
40:30Hey, I'll get right on it.
40:33Yeah, that's right.
40:34Can you believe this fucking guy?
40:35If it was all that necessary, he was like some Vichata college kid.
40:39You can't keep lowering their standards, man.
40:41They'll never respect you if you let him keep getting away with this.
40:45I'm asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day.
40:48Yo, managers gotta eat, too.
40:51Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters, you know what I mean?
41:01Bro, it's a full house.
41:06There's gotta be like a hundred people out there.
41:08This is a 1,400-seat theater, bro.
41:12I don't have my glasses.
41:13Okay.
41:14Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation
41:18and one of the funniest voices of our generation,
41:21the heartthrob himself.
41:23Give it up for...
41:25Friend!
41:27Hey, y'all.
41:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American, South Asian, talent competition.
41:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
41:35And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
41:39But your boy is guest-judging the mass singer this week.
41:43I know.
41:43Womp womp.
41:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
41:46Just get out there and do your job, bro.
41:48Just focus.
41:49If we love you all, make sure you kill it.
41:52And you know what they say?
41:53Graham means love.
41:54Graham, out.
41:57All right.
41:58Now give it up for our host of the night, Jazby Tutta.
42:03All right.
42:04Woo!
42:05Yes.
42:06Give it up for me.
42:07That idiot that came out way too early.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:10The way he lost the successful internet guy, that's not as hot as him.
42:15I'm here with you tonight.
42:17Isn't that fun?
42:18He's fighting.
42:21Oh, man.
42:23I just ran into one of the Pungguna teams backstage.
42:25We've got to talk about your names.
42:27First of all, they're way too long.
42:29Okay.
42:29The team I ran backstage, Soni Gabru, Mitre Punjab, Nacha, Hasle, Papa, Jawani Sheradi, Toronto Division.
42:36Like, that's way too long, okay?
42:39You don't have to listen to the Lord's W dictionary into your name.
42:43You all right, man?
42:44You seem stressed.
42:46Janani's brother is always freaking tripping, man.
42:49Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling, I can tell that you're brushing me off because you're avoiding
42:55your emotions.
42:57But I'm here for you, man.
42:59Bro, look.
43:01Go and take some pictures, man.
43:02Aren't you the social media guy?
43:04I don't even have my phone.
43:05What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
43:07Bro, I've got to take this phone call, man.
43:09Just...
43:10God.
43:10I got you.
43:13Oh, man.
43:14Yeah, we got the music, man.
43:15It's an interesting pocket, man.
43:16It feels like we just now entered our 2000s era.
43:20We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
43:22I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
43:25They got blue track suits.
43:27Janani's walking around in a pink fur coat.
43:29Like, bro, you're not camera.
43:31You know what I mean?
43:33Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Will.
43:36The real John Will.
43:37Not Dr. Seuss, who liked John Will.
43:39I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
43:40But the real John Will, hopping on a track and just being like,
43:43Me, I don't care.
43:44Murder.
43:45That's the only thing.
43:47But we're going to have fun regardless.
43:49So let's give it up for our first team.
43:51I'm not saying their name.
43:52We're going to talk about this.
43:53Put your hands together.
43:55Let's do it.
43:56Woo!
44:01Build it.
44:14This guy was on his phone.
44:16He must be using so much data.
44:18He's using my hotspot.
44:36Shout out to my boy, Jesse, for killing it tonight.
44:41And all you sexy fucking girls.
44:43I fucking love fun to do that competition.
44:45Woo!
44:47Shots, baby!
44:48Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:51Yeah, shots!
44:54Can you tell your manager to be careful?
44:56The deposit in these rooms is really steep.
44:58Woo!
44:59Shots!
45:00Woo!
45:04Shit, yo, it's my wife.
45:05Hey, everybody shut the fuck up!
45:07Woo!
45:08Woo!
45:10Woo!
45:11Woo!
45:11I'm here with the boys.
45:13We're just about to go to sleep.
45:16No, there's no one in the room.
45:18Yo, shut the fuck up!
45:22Yeah.
45:23No, I didn't put it on mute.
45:25What are you talking about?
45:27Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
45:30Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
45:33Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
45:35Like, seriously.
45:40It's tripping.
45:42All right, I'm going to take care of the girls.
45:45Hello?
45:47Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
45:51No?
45:52Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate.
45:58I'm here.
45:59Yo, how'd it go?
46:01Uh, I don't know, man.
46:02I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things.
46:04So then why do you still do them?
46:05So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
46:07Like, what else am I supposed to do?
46:08Put yourself in new places, you know?
46:12Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the random spots.
46:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
46:17Oh, dude, guess who I ran into?
46:20Who?
46:20My first kiss.
46:22Where?
46:22At the competition.
46:24Isn't that crazy?
46:25And I think she might be single.
46:26So what are you doing?
46:27Still talking to me, loser?
46:28Go, find out.
46:29All right, I'm going to get out of this black-ass office party.
46:31I'll talk to you later, eh?
46:32Peace.
46:34Okay, bye.
46:37Shit!
46:38I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys.
46:41These designs are sick.
46:42Yeah?
46:42Yeah.
46:42Thanks, honey.
46:43Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started.
46:46Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
46:50Is that what you're learning in therapy?
46:51Some reverse psychology shit?
46:53I like this one.
47:11Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me.
47:13Like, I just want to live and enjoy life.
47:16I probably don't even love her anymore.
47:18She probably doesn't even love me.
47:20We were never fucking compatible.
47:23I am so proud of you for opening up to me.
47:27We stayed together because of the kids.
47:29That's the way I was raised.
47:31We don't do divorce.
47:32You feel me?
47:33I feel so trapped, man.
47:36So alone.
47:37Yeah.
47:38Yeah.
47:38This is a huge first step.
47:42Okay?
47:43You can't heal what you can't name.
47:45Fuck.
47:47You're so chillin' when I'm in, man.
47:49Like, thank you, bro.
47:50Here.
47:53One sec, one sec, man.
47:54I don't know.
47:55Hey!
47:56Get the fuck out!
47:57He's having a breakthrough, man.
48:02Hey.
48:03I love you.
48:06Don't say that, man.
48:07Like, I barely know you.
48:20Wow, look who it is.
48:22Hiding out from your rabbit pants?
48:24Uh, I'll just take a little break.
48:26Enjoy the view.
48:27Mmm.
48:29So, how did you like it?
48:31It was good.
48:31It was good.
48:32Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, self-friendly.
48:35Oh, my God.
48:36They're not even torturing me.
48:39Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
48:42Sure.
48:43I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing.
48:47Well, yeah, no, you're right, but it's just, it's in the right crowd.
48:52Okay.
48:53Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know.
48:55I'll come watch.
48:57You're gonna come all the way up to Toronto?
48:59Yeah.
48:59Really?
49:00Yeah.
49:01You know, Toronto's actually next on my list.
49:04Okay.
49:06Well, if you ever need a place to crash, I can return the favor.
49:11Oh, okay.
49:13Well, I might actually take you up on that.
49:15Okay.
49:19That reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night.
49:23Oh, my God.
49:25Wow.
49:26That was crazy.
49:28Yeah.
49:29You know, that was actually my first kiss.
49:33Mine, too.
49:34Really?
49:35Yeah.
49:37Hmm.
49:39Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and much wool I got all over your face,
49:45so I was new at it, actually.
49:47All good.
49:47And I'm way better now.
49:49Oh.
49:50Yeah.
49:51Well, I'll be the judge of that.
49:54Yeah.
49:55Mm-hmm.
50:11Well?
50:13Oh.
50:14Oh.
50:14It's like, uh, 10% less wet.
50:18okay that's an improvement maybe if i keep practicing i'll i'll get there
50:22oh you want to keep practicing yeah practice is perfect oh it's the only way to perfection
50:30you're right
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