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Celebrity Sabotage - Season 1 - Episode 02: Episode 2
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00:00Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:15Welcome to the applicants.
00:17Well hello players, welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes sir!
00:26Alright, shall we?
00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:33Are you joking?
00:34My god are you joking mate.
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:48Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
00:53And a different fake show host.
00:57Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:03share worth up to £30,000.
01:05And there's only one rule.
01:07Don't get caught!
01:10Celebrity captured.
01:11It's called some chaos.
01:12Tonight, TV host and reality star Olivia Atwood joins Mission HQ.
01:17It smells like dog.
01:19As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show Couple Goals.
01:24Hosted by celebrity power couples Matt and Emma Willis.
01:28No.
01:28Yes!
01:29Oh my god.
01:30Slightly less aggressive.
01:32Man, you need to splash Emma.
01:35Yes!
01:36Get ready for madness.
01:37Yes!
01:38Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh god!
01:40Mind games.
01:42Maybe someone stitched yourself in.
01:44And mayhem.
01:47Just get that medic off the bus!
01:50Next, it's celebrity sabotage.
01:56It's a brand new day at the manor house.
01:58And the celebrities are raring to go.
02:02We're back!
02:04Woo!
02:05You know what?
02:05It feels like being home.
02:07It does.
02:07What do you think the show's gonna be?
02:09That we're gonna be sabotaring.
02:10Whatever it is, we're gonna win so much money.
02:14It's good time.
02:15Light them all up.
02:17Tear them up on the feet.
02:20Whoever comes to that door.
02:21Yes!
02:22Yes!
02:24Yes!
02:25Oh my god.
02:27Hello.
02:28Oh, it's so great to see you.
02:31Come and have a look.
02:32Do you know what you're doing?
02:33No, I won't.
02:35It's amazing.
02:35It's super mischievous.
02:37We're gonna have a great time.
02:40HQ alert.
02:41HQ alert!
02:42Celebrities.
02:43Now Olivia is here.
02:44Your team is complete.
02:46Four couples are on their way to the manor house.
02:48And they think they're here to take part in a brand new relationship challenge show called
02:53Couple Goals.
02:55Yes!
02:56This is why you're here, Olivia.
02:57You're gonna be perfect.
03:00Oh, look at the slow-mo shot!
03:02The four couples think they've signed up for the ultimate relationship challenge show called
03:07Couple Goals.
03:08But little do they know, this is not the show they think it is.
03:12The romance is real, but so is the sabotage.
03:16Up first, those all-important slow-mo arrival shots.
03:22Mother and Zach.
03:23Oh, they're kind of coordinating!
03:25These other couples, I don't feel they stand a chance.
03:28I mean, we've got this, right?
03:32Oh my God, look at these icons!
03:35We're coming for ya.
03:36You better watch out.
03:37We've got the brains and we've got the brawn here.
03:39I love these two so much.
03:42Hannah and Joe!
03:44They're gorgeous!
03:45I think we're gonna smash them to bits.
03:47We're competitive.
03:48Super competitive.
03:50We've got a brager in there.
03:51Director, we'll just ask you to do bits and bother.
03:52Okay.
03:52Bye.
03:53We're just here to have a good time.
03:55We're not competitive.
03:56Well, we are.
03:57That's not a slight.
03:59This is very nostalgic for me.
04:01I see why I'm here.
04:01I love it!
04:02Mission alert!
04:04Whoa!
04:05Here we go!
04:05I'm scared!
04:07Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
04:11Joe, posing as the director, you must make the final couple, Jason and Jason, redo their
04:17arrival shot three times, so they do four takes in total.
04:22Oh my God!
04:24This mission is worth £2,000.
04:27And remember, don't get caught.
04:31What's the director accent?
04:32I could go Australian.
04:34Oh, sorry guys, just need to do one more take.
04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37You're on more take.
04:38Like we're on Love Island.
04:39Yeah, we don't look like we're on Love Island, that's the difference.
04:43Noooo!
04:45Oh yeah!
04:46Go, go, go, go!
04:47Come on!
04:47Just give energy in there.
04:49I will!
04:49Yeah, look, he's coming out now, he's coming out now.
04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, good walk.
04:53You're all doing a great job guys, so it's a bit like...
04:56Bye bye, we're just getting cameras up and running.
04:59I think Jason and Jason just perspiring like two chihuahuas in a hot car.
05:03You saw the cameras that have already been set up for the last ones.
05:08Okay, that's a cue on the Jeep.
05:10Let's get Jason and Jason in.
05:12Give us your biggest smile.
05:13Give us some waves.
05:15Yeah!
05:16Maybe a little kiss.
05:17A little kiss if you can do that.
05:19Oh!
05:21Oh, this looks beautiful!
05:24Tell him that you're unhappy with that.
05:26They needed more.
05:26That was good.
05:27I just need a little bit more from you.
05:30Come on.
05:32Okay, let's cue the Jeep.
05:34Come on, let's have it!
05:36Woo!
05:37Oh, he's giving it loads.
05:39Yes!
05:40Oh my God.
05:41That was really great.
05:43We're gonna do one more.
05:44It was too leery.
05:46It's...
05:46Aggressive.
05:47Say it was aggressive.
05:48Slightly less aggressive.
05:50Aggressive.
05:50You know they're slagging him off to the heavens right now.
05:53I'll let you tell me I don't know what they want.
05:55Get up.
05:55We're not in a football match.
05:57Let's keep in love.
05:59Oh my God!
06:00We're not in a football match!
06:02Right, let's cue the Jeep.
06:04Woo!
06:06More love, Blonde Jason.
06:07Woo!
06:08Yes!
06:09Beautiful!
06:11It's almost perfect.
06:15So this is pre-Watershed.
06:17That was actually a bit too sexy.
06:19You've got to remember it's pre-Watershed,
06:20so slightly less kissy on this one.
06:22No worries, mate.
06:23We just need a little bit more from Blonde Jason.
06:26Be more like your partner.
06:27If you could just be slightly more like your partner.
06:32Yes!
06:33It's loving you.
06:36Guys, this is unbelievable.
06:38Okay, let's cue that Jeep.
06:39I'm stuck, don't you know?
06:40I have no Mark.
06:41Let's have to leave everything in the Jeep.
06:43Leave everything in that Jeep.
06:44Yes, high five!
06:46Yeah, we're ready for it!
06:47Yeah!
06:48This is perfect.
06:50Beautiful.
06:51Get out of that Jeep.
06:52Get in there.
06:53Oh my God.
06:55That's all I'll be Mark Sanders.
06:57Joel, watch your face.
06:58Turn your face away.
07:00Right through the Orangery, guys.
07:03Oh my God.
07:04Well done, Joel.
07:05Well done, Joel.
07:08Come on, darling.
07:09Let's go.
07:10Guys, we've just won the first £2,000.
07:13Yeah!
07:15Come on!
07:17Would you enjoy that?
07:18No.
07:22Our loved-up couples are mingling and our saboteurs are waiting to pounce again.
07:26So all we need now are two naughty hosts.
07:29It's TV's couple royalty, Matt and Emma Willis.
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37Oh my God!
07:39They went for the heavy ones!
07:42Welcome to the Manor House and to our brand new show, Couple Goals.
07:46Woo!
07:47Just like us.
07:48I can't believe this is not a real show.
07:50It's so hard.
07:52We have totes Couple Goals, aren't we, babe?
07:53We are.
07:54We are.
07:55Oh!
07:56They love it!
07:58And if you are just like us, then you could be walking away with this...
08:03Woo-hoo!
08:04The Couple Goals trophy.
08:07Tracy and John are so sweet.
08:10So, over the next two love-themed days, you'll be taking part in a series of challenges created
08:16to see just how well you complement each other as partners.
08:20Oh my God, I'm so excited about this.
08:22The first challenge you'll be taking on is called Driving Me Crazy.
08:27Whichever couple wins today's challenge will get to stay in the Manor's Loveness Suite tonight.
08:33Woo-hoo!
08:34Now, we have checked this out earlier on, and I've got to say, it's very romantic.
08:38It's very romantic.
08:40Are you all up for it?
08:42Yes!
08:42Hello!
08:43Okay, let's get your race ready!
08:45Let's go!
08:45Good luck!
08:46Good luck, everyone!
08:47Shall we talk to them?
08:49Yes.
08:49Hello!
08:50Hello!
08:51It's me, Judy Love!
08:52Hey, Judy Love!
08:54You've got to make sure no one's around you if you're going to say our name.
08:57Sorry.
08:58Naughty, naughty couple!
08:59Sorry.
09:00This is so well done.
09:01I don't think they're going to have any clue.
09:04For their first challenge, our couples will take on Driving Me Crazy.
09:08They must race across the estate in golf buggies to complete three relationship testing games.
09:14Whilst the celebrities must sabotage them without getting caught.
09:18A buggy race.
09:20A buggy race.
09:20Babe!
09:21That's exciting!
09:22HQ alert.
09:24Come on!
09:26Joe.
09:26What?
09:26Your stay in HQ as the sabotage mission controller.
09:30Sam.
09:31You must hide out at game one.
09:33Okay.
09:34Olivia.
09:34Dressed as a pile of shopping bags, you must hide in the boot of the white car in the car
09:39park.
09:39Oh, God.
09:41Okay.
09:41Judy.
09:42Dressed as a janitor, you must hide in the outside loo at game two.
09:47GK.
09:48You must dress as a bush and hide out at game three.
09:52Brilliant.
09:53Once in position, you should all await further instruction.
09:57Oh, God.
09:57Bush shopping.
09:58A janitor!
10:00How do you dress as a bush shopping bags?
10:01In there.
10:04Girls, you ready?
10:06Ah, Liz!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh, yes, Judy!
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my bags are coming out.
10:16Yeah!
10:17Here we go.
10:18I'm going to open the door.
10:19Oh, my God!
10:20Be quiet when you're out, then.
10:21I can't run in this.
10:23I'm knackered.
10:24As the celebrities sneak into position, the contestants are ready at the start line at the front of the manor
10:30house.
10:31Ready.
10:32Set.
10:33Goals!
10:34Jesus!
10:35Come on, let's have it!
10:36For game one, one of each couple must race to the hugging booths where their partner is hiding.
10:42They must hug their partner and two other hidden huggers, then correctly identify their partner.
10:49Mission alert!
10:50Right.
10:51Here we go.
10:52Hello.
10:53Hello, listening.
10:54You must get to the hugging booth before the contestants arrive and join Sam, who is already on his way.
10:59Come here.
11:00Come here.
11:00Come here.
11:01Come here.
11:01Come here.
11:01I've got someone over here.
11:02This is so exciting!
11:09Woo!
11:12Oh, God!
11:22Matt and Sam, you must both give the contestants an awkward hug for at least 15 seconds.
11:28If you are both successful, this mission is worth £3,000.
11:34John is in the cubicle right next to you.
11:40Okay, here we go.
11:41Welcome to the hugging booth.
11:43Inside each of these hugging booths is a mystery hugger.
11:46You must embrace all three and attempt to identify your partner.
11:49If you guessed correctly, your partner will be revealed and you can continue the race.
11:54Let's get your hugging game on, boys.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God, if I don't have my own husband.
12:00All right, let's go.
12:01Okay, they're currently hugging their partners, but they're coming to you next.
12:0615 seconds or more for the hug.
12:07I will time in.
12:09Okay.
12:10Coming to you, Matt.
12:11Number two.
12:13Starting the timer.
12:14Oh, this is so hard.
12:16Yeah, they're a bit of a rub.
12:18That's nice.
12:20No, it's too hard to know.
12:21Get off me!
12:22Trying to get away from my husband.
12:24Good girl.
12:26Get off!
12:27I'm done now!
12:27Three, two, one.
12:29Let him go!
12:30Let him go!
12:31Yes!
12:33That was perfect, Matt.
12:35Oh, I say.
12:37Right, Sam.
12:39Timer's started.
12:40Oh, that's enough.
12:41Nice hug.
12:43That is a long hug.
12:44Five seconds gone.
12:46That's definitely not my husband.
12:48Hold it, hold it.
12:50That's enough.
12:51Three, two, one.
12:53Let go!
12:54Let him go, let him go.
12:56Okay.
12:58Mashed it!
13:00My partner is behind number one.
13:03Number one.
13:04Number one?
13:04Number one.
13:08Yes!
13:09Oh, no!
13:12Yes!
13:13You just bagged 3,000 pounds for the contestants.
13:17Come on, babe.
13:17Number two was like this.
13:20What?
13:20Let's go.
13:21You're driving, baby.
13:22I couldn't even get off.
13:23You should have known it was me straight away, to be honest.
13:25I did.
13:26I picked you.
13:27Because it would have been a problem.
13:30Go, go, go, go, go.
13:31But hug number three, I was just like,
13:33that's definitely not my husband.
13:34You are clinging on for dear life.
13:35Careful.
13:36Hold on.
13:36No, that way!
13:38With number two, it was very awkward.
13:39I remember thinking, is this normal?
13:42Right, now follow the arrows.
13:44Matt, you can go back to being the host of this show.
13:46Go, go, go.
13:50Liv, I'm back in Mission HQ.
13:52How's it going?
13:53It's like 100 degrees, and I'm wearing plastic bags.
13:57Looks really good.
13:59Get in there.
14:00Get in the boot.
14:01It smells like dog.
14:06Yes!
14:08Mission alert.
14:09Oh!
14:11Olivia, before Joe and Hannah arrive at game two, change the direction of the arrow, so
14:16that they go off course and get lost in the woods.
14:19Then change the arrow back before they return.
14:23This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.
14:27Oh!
14:29It's high pressure.
14:30Left, left, left.
14:32They're in the car, Olivia.
14:33They're on their way to you.
14:34Gaining some serious momentum.
14:36Go on, change the sign.
14:37Change the sign.
14:38Hurry up, hurry up.
14:39Got it, got it, got it.
14:40Got it, got it.
14:41Now, left at the bottom.
14:42Hurry up.
14:43Change the sign.
14:44Flip it, flip it over.
14:45Yes!
14:46Oh, cheeky.
14:47Oh!
14:48Get back in the boot, get back in the boot, back in the boot.
14:50Left at the bottom.
14:51Quickly, they're on their way.
14:53Oh, gosh!
14:54There we go.
14:55They're there now, they're right there now.
14:57Stay down, Olivia.
14:58Left, left.
14:59Got it.
15:00And then you're going to turn right.
15:01Got it.
15:02They're doing it, they're doing it, they're going the other way!
15:04Keep going.
15:06Yeah!
15:06Come on!
15:07Come on!
15:08Right now!
15:09Yeah!
15:10Yeah!
15:12That's it!
15:12Come on!
15:13Smashed it, Olivia!
15:14Yeah!
15:15Are we going to lift the right?
15:16I don't know!
15:17I don't know!
15:17Keep going!
15:18They're not arguing.
15:19Are you sure we're getting the right way?
15:21Keep going!
15:21Keep going!
15:22Ah!
15:25Look at them, they're still going.
15:27Look at them!
15:27Oh, my God!
15:28They've gone so far!
15:30Oh, this is so good!
15:32Do you reckon this is the right way?
15:33I don't know, but I'm starting to now.
15:35There's been no arrows for a while.
15:37There's been no arrows?
15:38This is amazing!
15:41What?
15:41Nah.
15:43This can't be right.
15:44Do you think we should head back?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Okay.
15:46Change it back, Olivia.
15:47Get out, get out and change it back.
15:50Oh, no!
15:52I've, like, come this far.
15:53To the top of this road, I think we went wrong.
15:58Do you think?
15:59Yeah.
16:01Back in the boot, back in the boot.
16:04See, look, there's the arrow.
16:08Oh, they're gonna see it.
16:11Maybe someone stitched us up here.
16:13She knows!
16:14Oh, God!
16:25Maybe someone stitched us up here.
16:27Oh, God!
16:29No!
16:30I think someone's changed that.
16:31No!
16:33Oh, no!
16:34She knows!
16:37That arrow's changed!
16:38Right, okay, we're here.
16:39Hannah is on us.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Oh, my God, it was only here we had to go to.
16:43Mission complete, Liv.
16:45Well done!
16:46Yes!
16:48There we are.
16:49I feel like we're both to blame.
16:51Yeah, I'm gonna agree.
16:52We made it!
16:53Woo!
16:54Through there, through there.
16:55Yeah, that's it.
16:56Look where the P is.
16:57We gotta park later.
16:58Get out.
16:58Three of the four unsuspecting couples
17:00have reached the next game in the race.
17:03Tokens of affection.
17:06What percentage of people say they still think
17:09about the one that got away?
17:11Right.
17:11Okay.
17:12I'm gonna go 83.
17:13Look for 20.
17:1543?
17:15No, higher.
17:16They look like they're extras in the Queen of Hearts Tea Party.
17:22Uh-uh.
17:23Uh-uh.
17:24Uh-uh.
17:24No.
17:24Try a higher one.
17:25People want what they can't have.
17:26Right, 71.
17:2771.
17:2871.
17:29Come on!
17:31Yeah!
17:32What?
17:33No!
17:35Right, let's go, let's go!
17:37Who are you thinking about?
17:38No one.
17:39Don't kill me.
17:40Oh!
17:41The last couple to take on the game are Jason and Jason.
17:44Go, go, go, go, go!
17:45Who have no idea that Janitor Judy is hiding in the loo beside the garden.
17:50Is she a cleaner?
17:53Mission alert!
17:55Whoa!
17:56Mission alert!
17:57Judy, you must steal Jason and Jason's buggy keys, delaying them in the race.
18:03This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.
18:072,000 pounds, Judy!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:10Go, go, go!
18:10Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
18:12They're coming to you, Judy.
18:13I can hear something.
18:14Kick my only bit further!
18:19Now, Judy, they are facing away from you, so you can just have a little peek.
18:23Okay.
18:24Welcome to the tokens of affection.
18:26Oh!
18:26She's peeking out!
18:27Wait, wait, can I am here?
18:28Should I have a look?
18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:32What was that one?
18:35You can come out now.
18:37Judy, you got the space to work with it.
18:4062.
18:41Oh, Judy's on the move.
18:42It's definitely over 50.
18:44You shouldn't be straddling the wall, though.
18:45She shouldn't be straddling the wall.
18:47Should we go on? 62.
18:48Be more clean, or-y.
18:51This is brilliant.
18:53So what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away with?
18:56We think 62.
18:59Oh, God. Where am I going?
19:01Okay, wait, wait, wait. I think they're taller than 50.
19:04They're facing towards you. They're facing towards...
19:05Hey, 71. 71. Let's go with that.
19:08Okay, now go towards the gold buggy.
19:11So what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got where?
19:13Go now. Go now. 71.
19:16They've got it right already. Yes!
19:18Let's go, go, go, go! Oh, my God, they're right there.
19:21Go back, go back, go back, go back. No, no, Johnny, go back!
19:28Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
19:30Oh, God.
19:34Get in the car, get in the car.
19:35Have they even noticed that? Go, go, go.
19:38Did you actually take the key? Reverse, reverse.
19:40Go, go, go. Tell me she took the key.
19:42Go, go, go. Reverse.
19:45I thought she'd taken the key. Come on, darling.
19:48Reverse. I'm doing it. It's harder than you think.
19:50Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
19:55Which way? I don't know. Which way?
19:58Turns out, Judy, you didn't need to steal the key.
20:00They can't drive a car. Oh, God!
20:03She's doing a really good job of cleaning that door, though.
20:06She really is. Go, go!
20:12God. Do you know what, though, Judy?
20:14I'm so proud of you, man. You literally were so good just then.
20:17I tried to pull it, but...
20:19Come back to the HQ by the garage.
20:24Go, go, go. This way, this way, this way, this way.
20:26Two games down, one more to go.
20:29Let's go. Let's go.
20:30And in the final game, the couples must work together
20:32to take on...
20:33Don't balls it up.
20:35Go.
20:35Using ropes alone, they have five attempts
20:38to guide a ball across the course and into the final pipe.
20:41Yes! Woo!
20:42Get in the car, get in the car! Go! Go, go, go!
20:48Where's GK? Show me GK.
20:50Oh, there she is. There she is.
20:51Oh, God.
20:53You look like the Yeti.
20:55I just ate a leaf.
20:57Are there more arrows?
20:59Back there.
21:00Are you sure?
21:01I came from there.
21:02Oh, OK.
21:03GK, you look so much like the shrubbery.
21:05It's insane.
21:06I'm itchy.
21:08Woo!
21:08Mission alert.
21:11I'm ready.
21:12GK, you must use the hidden ropes
21:14to make Zack and mother drop every ball and fail this game.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:20This mission is worth £2,000.
21:23Ooh!
21:25No pressure, then.
21:26Can you see the strings that you're going to use to sabotage?
21:30Can I? Stop playing the harp.
21:34Let's do this.
21:36Oh, my days.
21:38They're on their way to you.
21:39You need to duck, duck!
21:42You wouldn't know if that's GK Barry, would you?
21:45That is fantastic.
21:47Good night to the park.
21:50Yeah, stop it, then park.
21:52Here they are. They're there now.
21:54Bee Bush.
21:57Welcome to Don't Balls It Up.
22:00Using a series of...
22:01I cannot believe she's just right there next to them, mate.
22:04Let's go.
22:06Oh, here they go.
22:07This is it.
22:08Here we go.
22:08This is it.
22:09Right, here's the balls.
22:11You've got to stand behind the lamp.
22:12Stop moving.
22:13So I need to keep it straight.
22:15Yeah.
22:15Right, hold on, hold on.
22:16You need to try and pull them when mother pulls them.
22:19Okay.
22:20There we go.
22:21Let's go.
22:23Come on, babe.
22:26GK, do it now.
22:44Go on, GK, you epic bush.
22:56This is so great.
22:58Don't worry.
22:59There's more balls.
23:00Right.
23:01I'm saying make sure it don't tip.
23:03Okay, I'm trying.
23:04This is hard.
23:06Do it now, GK.
23:07Go on.
23:10I can't, I can't with this, I can't.
23:12You can't.
23:14Don't say you can't.
23:16Don't move it, you're going higher.
23:18The strings are not working with me.
23:20Stay there.
23:21On my cue, I want you to give pipe three a big yank.
23:25That's it.
23:26No, no, no, no.
23:27Come higher.
23:28Look, keep going.
23:30Keep going.
23:32On my cue.
23:35Three.
23:36That's it.
23:36More, more.
23:37Two.
23:38That's it.
23:39One.
23:41Big ball.
23:42That's it.
23:44Oh.
23:47Yes!
23:47Yes!
23:48That's the last ball.
23:49Yes!
23:50Mission complete.
23:51Right, okay.
23:52They failed, which means you did it, GK.
23:56Ah, babe, we gotta go, we gotta go.
23:58It felt like the strings literally had a mind of their own.
24:01That one was tough.
24:02I know it was.
24:03I tried.
24:04But we did it on the other ones, but that one, we buzzed it up.
24:08I love this game!
24:12As the day comes to an end,
24:14the couples remain unaware that they are competing in a fake show.
24:18Cue Matt and Emma to set up the next sabotage.
24:21Hey!
24:23Hi!
24:24Here we go.
24:25We are here for the results and we can reveal that the couple with the fastest time and winning
24:33an overnight stay in the love nest is...
24:39The Jason!
24:42The Jason!
24:43The Jason!
24:45You love it!
24:46I literally can't believe we're the fuss.
24:49Why are we clapping?
24:50It's not a real show.
24:51It's not a real show.
24:52However, all is not lost.
24:54It is all still to play for tomorrow.
24:56Have a great night.
24:57Get some rest, everybody.
24:59Well done.
25:03Mission alert.
25:04Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:06We were done!
25:06Matt and Emma, you must ruin Jason and Jason's date night by joining them in the hot tub
25:11and staging an argument, forcing them to leave before you.
25:16Are you joking?
25:17This mission is worth £5,000.
25:22Wow!
25:24Matt and Emma.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:27I can't wait to see you in your busted speedos.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:34This is exciting.
25:36That's cute.
25:37This is cute.
25:38The Jasons are walking in.
25:40Oh, this is gorgeous.
25:43Let's get in the hot tub.
25:45Oh, that's nice.
25:46That is lovely.
25:48Matt and Emma, can you hear us?
25:52Yeah!
25:53So, if we win a couple of girls next top this morning, the Jasons, it's got a ring to it.
25:59Could you and I have a German?
25:59I just don't know what's in charge of it.
26:01Oh, my God.
26:01Literally, oh, my God.
26:03Cheers.
26:04Cheers.
26:07Now I'm deceased.
26:09This is so shady.
26:11Yeah?
26:11Oh, sorry.
26:11So, are you filming?
26:12When do you finish?
26:14No!
26:16All right, guys.
26:17We've got everything.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19This is going to be great.
26:20Can we join you?
26:22Yeah!
26:22Come in.
26:23Yes!
26:24OK, thank you, everybody.
26:25We'll come and take your mics off and then you can stay in here.
26:27Thank you very much, everyone.
26:28That's a wrap.
26:29Cheers, guys.
26:31They think they wrapped.
26:34Come on.
26:34Get them out of that hot tub.
26:36Oh, come on in.
26:37We're not allowed to get the bubbles off, no.
26:39I'm going to fart in it instead.
26:41My guys!
26:42Give me a hand.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45They're killing the bubbles.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:46They're going to have a pretend I can't handle it.
26:48Oh!
26:49Oh, man.
26:50You need to splash Emma.
26:52Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:53Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:55Oh!
27:07Oh!
27:13Do it again, Matt.
27:14Do it again.
27:17Oh, my God.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19Oh, no.
27:20I can't.
27:21I can't.
27:21I can't.
27:22I don't like it.
27:23You make me feel really stupid.
27:26Guys!
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28Don't say it's all right, Matt.
27:29We're looking around.
27:30We're looking around.
27:31Oh, no, but it was a bit of a fast-forward flick, Matt.
27:32He's trying to mediate.
27:34He's trying to mediate.
27:35I'm sorry, Beth.
27:36I'm sorry.
27:37No, you're not sorry.
27:38I am fixed.
27:40Oh!
27:41No!
27:44I deserve that.
27:48I can't watch this.
27:49This is the worst.
27:51What's the problem?
27:53You know what the problem is, Matt?
27:56Faye, we'll discuss this when we've got some privacy.
27:58Are you smoking around?
27:59I don't want to talk about it in front of people.
28:05She's so good.
28:07Shall we play a game?
28:08Would you like a minute in the hot tub and...
28:09Yes!
28:10Yes!
28:11We don't mind getting out here only a minute.
28:13Yes!
28:13Yes, we do!
28:15We might need it.
28:16We might need it.
28:17Yes!
28:17Get out of the tub!
28:18You know what?
28:19We don't mind getting out here.
28:21Yes!
28:21Yes!
28:22Yes!
28:23Thank you, Simon.
28:24I'm sorry to ruin your night off.
28:27No, you don't really know.
28:28Oh, my God.
28:35Unbelievable.
28:43Guys, you was amazing.
28:45So proud of you!
28:47So proud of you.
28:47Legends!
28:48I can't believe I've just watched.
28:53Celebrities.
28:54Your first day of sabotaging is over.
28:58Woo!
28:58And you have added £14,000 to the prize pot.
29:02Sensational.
29:04Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
29:08Yay!
29:09It's a great day.
29:14We are here!
29:16We are here!
29:16Is it day two?
29:17Listen, today we need to get all the money.
29:21We are not missing none of these missions, and we're not failing.
29:24And they're walking in!
29:25They're coming in!
29:27They're coming in!
29:28Good morning!
29:29Jason is ready for day two, baby.
29:32I wonder if they're going to say anything about Emma and Matt.
29:36Good morning!
29:37Oh, here you go!
29:38Good morning!
29:40How are you all?
29:41Good.
29:43Look at Jason and Jason!
29:45Look at Jason!
29:46Who was that?
29:47Jason's.
29:48How was your night in the love nest?
29:49What happens in the love nest?
29:51Stares in the love nest.
29:52Sounds intriguing.
29:53Oh!
29:54Oh!
29:55I said to him, look what I apologise.
29:58That's all I just...
29:59You are about to take part in your final challenge.
30:02You are checking in to the Rotten Retreat.
30:07We'll be asking you questions about your relationship.
30:10And all you have to do is match your answers.
30:12Easy.
30:13Easy, right?
30:14Easy!
30:15But there's a twist.
30:17One member from each couple will be taking on the Water Obstacle Course.
30:21You must cross the course and find the correct answer in the rank tank.
30:25Whilst your partner will be stood under a drop tank.
30:31Fail to match your answers and you'll be soaked in ice-cold water.
30:36You better get it round here.
30:38Are you all up for it?
30:39Yeah!
30:40Woo!
30:41Mission alert.
30:42Oh, yes!
30:43Hello!
30:44Sam and Joe.
30:45Yes?
30:45Hold on.
30:45Disguised as cupids, you must knock the contestants off the assault course and into the lake using
30:50a power hose.
30:52Oh, yes!
30:53This is everything we've ever wanted!
30:55Each successful fall into the water is worth £1,000.
30:59And there is a total of £5,000 up for grabs.
31:03Oh, my God!
31:05It's so much money!
31:05Remember, don't get caught.
31:08We're good cupids, you know.
31:10I can't wait.
31:12Come on, boys.
31:14Let's see you, honey.
31:16Whoa!
31:18Oh!
31:19Oh!
31:20Oh!
31:20Oh!
31:21Oh!
31:22Oh!
31:23Oh!
31:24Oh!
31:25Oh!
31:25I thought I just laid an egg.
31:27The first couple to come under fire from our cupids are Hannah and Joe.
31:32Right, you ready?
31:32Let's do it.
31:33This is it.
31:36Wow, they look so cut, don't they?
31:41The bodies are not quitting.
31:43Right.
31:47Mission alert.
31:49Celebrities, it's time for your next mission.
31:51And this one is for Emma Willis.
31:54Huh?
31:54Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the big pink bucket release button
32:00to mistakenly cover Hannah in ice cold water
32:03before her partner Joe even begins the game.
32:07This mission is worth £3,000.
32:11She gets the worst missions.
32:15How, how, how, how?
32:18How?
32:19Emma, you've got this.
32:21Accidentally.
32:22Or bugs.
32:23Bugs?
32:24Oh, yeah, swatting away a bug and the hitting is better.
32:26I am not an actor.
32:28Not for what we saw last night.
32:30Here comes Hannah, bye.
32:32Hello.
32:34Welcome to the Rotten Retreat.
32:36How are you feeling about this one?
32:38Erm, I'm confident that Joe will smash this.
32:42OK, so here's your question.
32:43What is your most annoying habit?
32:47I mean, do you have any?
32:49Most?
32:49Do I have any?
32:51Oh, God, she's making me nervous.
32:52She's close to that button.
32:54What is Hannah's most annoying habit?
32:58I'm going to say her being late.
33:00A lot of people can relate to that, I think.
33:02Yeah.
33:02Your most annoying habit is being late, apparently.
33:05Is being late.
33:06OK.
33:10Look, she's ready.
33:11She's doing it now.
33:12There's so many bugs around.
33:13There's light.
33:16Oh, my God.
33:17Your hand batting those imaginary bugs.
33:19Oh, my God.
33:19Is it gone?
33:19I don't think it was a wasp, I think it was a fly.
33:21Was it a wasp?
33:22I don't know.
33:22No, you're good.
33:23Nothing's there.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:25I'm so on edge.
33:26Is it there?
33:27No.
33:28Are you sure?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Oh, my God.
33:31Oh, my God.
33:40Oh, my God.
33:41Oh, my God.
33:42I'm so sorry.
33:43He hasn't done it yet, is he?
33:45Oh, my God.
33:47Oh, my God.
33:47What just happened?
33:48He's done her hair with water.
33:49Oh, my God.
33:50What are we going to do?
33:54Can we get some bug spray?
33:56Was that an accident or was that embarrassed?
33:58I swear to God.
33:58I fell over the bloody thing.
34:00Emma Willis is so incredible.
34:02So sorry.
34:03I thought it was all part of the show.
34:04No, no.
34:05You were going to try it.
34:06You tried it off.
34:07Only meant to dunk one.
34:09She turned and she flipped around.
34:13That's my girl.
34:14Oh, my goodness.
34:16Yes.
34:17Woo!
34:18Stand away from the buzzer.
34:19It was a genuine accident.
34:21It was an accident, yeah.
34:22She's taking a good sport, but I think underneath,
34:24she's like, what is going on here?
34:26Yeah.
34:27We'll pretend that didn't happen and we'll just start from scratch.
34:30Got it.
34:30Just three minutes to make it all the way across,
34:33find the answer in the ranked tank and bring it back to me.
34:37Okay.
34:37Oh, and just one more thing.
34:39There are two cupids over there
34:41and they're going to be trying their hardest to knock you off the course.
34:44Okay, Joe.
34:45What answer are you going to lock in?
34:46I'm going with one in your life.
34:48Joe and Sam, we need you to blast this man off this course.
34:54Whoa!
34:55Whoa!
34:55Ready, set, goals!
34:58Let's go!
34:59Go, go, go!
35:02Get this man in the lake.
35:05Come on.
35:05Go, Joe, go!
35:06Stay on your feet, mate!
35:08Yes!
35:08Yes!
35:09Yes!
35:09Yes!
35:09You've got this!
35:10Come on!
35:11Oh, Joe!
35:11Watch out for those cupids, Joe!
35:14Keep going, keep going!
35:15The ankles!
35:16The ankles!
35:19He's all over the place a little bit.
35:22But he's still on.
35:25Go, boys!
35:26Go!
35:26Power!
35:27I'm turning off.
35:28Joe, it's not turning off.
35:30He's got a block nozzle.
35:33Don't worry, Sam.
35:34It happens to the best of us.
35:35Come on in.
35:36Have some of that.
35:37He's back on dry ground.
35:40Yes.
35:40And he's in the tank.
35:44How you doing over there, Joe?
35:45Time's running out.
35:46So we want bad timing.
35:49Yeah?
35:49Yeah.
35:51He's got it coming in.
35:53Do not drop your answer, Joe.
35:55Let's go, let's go, boys.
35:56All right.
35:59Oh, my God.
36:00It's disgusting!
36:01Come on!
36:02Is that all you've got?
36:04No!
36:05More power!
36:06I need a tank.
36:10Oh, my ribs hurt!
36:13Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
36:15Cut it, cut it, cut it.
36:16Cut it, cut it.
36:17Come on, Ed.
36:19Yes!
36:20Best it!
36:21Woo!
36:21Oh!
36:25He's got it.
36:32I can tell you, Joe, that is a match.
36:34Yes!
36:35Get me out of here.
36:39Next to face this love test are the Jasons.
36:42And it's another chance for Cupid's Joel and Sam to redeem themselves.
36:46How you doing?
36:47Good, thank you.
36:48Ready for this one?
36:49We'll see.
36:50Good luck, please don't press that.
36:51I'm nervous.
36:52You'll be fine.
36:53You'll be good.
36:55Jason, here's your question.
36:57What is your best physical feature?
37:00My bomb.
37:00What is Jason's best physical feature?
37:05His bomb.
37:07Sam and Joel, are you in position?
37:10We're in position and ready.
37:12Jason, I believe in you.
37:14On your marks.
37:16Stand by.
37:17Get set.
37:18Goals.
37:29What is Jason's best physical feature?
37:33His bomb.
37:35Goals.
37:35Boys, I need you to get Jason in that water.
37:40On your marks.
37:41Get set.
37:42Goals.
37:45Here we go.
37:46He's off.
37:49Is he off?
37:49He's off.
37:50He ran down that bank.
37:51Go, Jason, go.
37:52Come on, Sam.
37:53Get him, get him.
37:56Get him.
37:56Oh, he's in the water.
37:58Yeah!
38:00There we go.
38:01Yeah, come on.
38:04Oh, baby.
38:05Get Jason down.
38:06Get Jason down.
38:08Get Jason down.
38:09Get Jason down.
38:10Get Jason down.
38:11Get Jason down.
38:18Yeah, he's in the water.
38:27I'll just stand in here.
38:31Is he in the water?
38:33It's not so bad.
38:37Right, Kate, find your answer, mate.
38:39That's it. Get in the hot tub.
38:4130 seconds to go, Jason.
38:46Keep searching, keep searching.
38:48Jason's out of steam.
38:50You'll find it.
38:52He's still in there.
38:5310 seconds, Jason.
38:5510 seconds.
38:58Five.
38:59Four.
39:00Three.
39:02Two.
39:05One.
39:07Jason, time's up, my friend.
39:10Amazing job to my cupids.
39:15Now, Jason, unfortunately, because Jason didn't finish the course in the allotted time,
39:20I have to do this.
39:23One.
39:24One.
39:26One.
39:28One.
39:31Right, guys, we've got John and Tracy.
39:33Oh, wow.
39:34They have really managed to get away with it, to be fair.
39:36Mission alert.
39:38Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
39:41Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.
39:47You're born for this role.
39:49Joel.
39:50Give it to me.
39:51Disguised again as the director, you must stage an argument with Judy, forcing filming to be abandoned.
39:57This final mission is worth 6,000 pounds.
40:03Oh, my God.
40:04It's time to hit John and Tracy, guys.
40:09Joel and Judy move into position.
40:11Everybody know us, and we be anonymous.
40:14This will be fun.
40:15This will be fun.
40:15Yeah.
40:16Yeah.
40:16I'm looking forward to it.
40:17Give it up.
40:18Joel, you just give that, like, direct a walk.
40:20Excellent work there, D.O.P.
40:22Everybody know us, and we be anonymous.
40:28It's caused some chaos.
40:31Look at Judy.
40:33Guys, I think I'm sinking the boat.
40:35Oh, my God, why is it sinking the boat?
40:37It's about sinking.
40:40What are you bad at?
40:42I'm bad at driving.
40:43I can't iron.
40:44I can't sew.
40:46I can't cook.
40:47He's done well, isn't he?
40:49Judy, Joel, we are seconds away.
40:53So what are you going to lock in?
40:55I'm going to say cooking.
40:56OK, we are locking in cooking.
40:59Right, John, Tracy has locked in her answer.
41:02Matt's talking to the contrib.
41:04Joel, you're the director, mate.
41:06Cool rank, yeah?
41:06Yeah, cool rank, mate.
41:09OK, let's go.
41:10After they've gone.
41:13Judy, stand by.
41:15Hello, hello, hello!
41:19John!
41:20John!
41:21Oh, no!
41:23Oh, he's fallen off.
41:25Oh, bless him.
41:26Get out of the water, John!
41:27John, get out of the water, darling!
41:31Not to worry her, I've just been told the water might be contaminated.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:38It's not your authority to shut down the set.
41:42The set, and you can't just shut it down like that without any warning.
41:46Don't do the siren.
41:50Don't do the siren.
41:52Someone, please, just get that medic off the bus!
41:55No!
41:56She's having a right one.
41:58Aren't she?
42:00But someone, please, get this lady off my set.
42:02Don't tell me nothing, because I'm trying to be professional here.
42:05What's she saying now?
42:06All you care about is your shots!
42:09That's someone's husband!
42:10What's it?
42:11Yeah, that is my husband.
42:12What's going on?
42:13Understand what I'm saying.
42:15No one else is to get into this water.
42:17I mean, I'll be honest, I want to throw you in the water right now.
42:21Well done, guys, that was absolutely incredible.
42:25Oscar-worthy performances all round.
42:27I said to you...
42:29You can't shut it down.
42:29No!
42:29You can't shut it down.
42:31It's not your set.
42:32It's not your set.
42:33It's not your set!
42:35It's not your set!
42:35They're out of control.
42:36I think we should sit back.
42:37It's not your set!
42:38Do you know what?
42:39I'm done.
42:40That's what I'm doing is my job.
42:41That's what I'm doing.
42:43I can't work like this.
42:44This place is a joke.
42:46We're getting her off set.
42:48Never working this business again.
42:51I don't think John knows what's just happened.
42:53Oh, bless him.
42:58The couples have tackled every challenge thrown at them on the fake show.
43:02And now they are gathered for the equally fake results ceremony.
43:06Welcome to the grand final of Couple Goals.
43:13Over the last two days, we have put your relationships to the ultimate test.
43:17to see which one of you truly is Couple Goals.
43:22And we can now reveal...
43:25the winners...
43:27of Couple Goals are...
43:32None of you!
43:34None of you!
43:39We've got a little confession to make.
43:44I think you need to take a look at this.
43:47Oh, what have they done?
43:49Joe.
43:50You must make Jason and Jason redo their arrival shot three times.
43:54Come on, let's have it!
43:55Oh, my God.
43:57Joe, tell them that you're unhappy with that.
43:59We're gonna do one more.
44:00Aggressive.
44:01Say it's aggressive.
44:02Slightly less aggressive, but it's aggressive.
44:04Oh, my God!
44:05This is hilarious!
44:07Let's get your hugging game on, boys.
44:09Number two, I don't know.
44:15No way!
44:16Go on, change the sign.
44:17Change the sign.
44:18Change the sign.
44:18I'm sure we're getting the right way.
44:19Oh, wait a minute!
44:21GK, do it now.
44:25The strings are not working with me.
44:28Matt, you need to splash Emma.
44:30Oh, my God!
44:33Are you joking, Matt?
44:34Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the bucket release button.
44:38Oh!
44:43Judy, disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated.
44:49Yes!
44:50Yes!
44:50Yes!
44:52No!
44:54Why?
44:55Look at me!
44:56No!
44:56You all think that you have been taking part in a show called Couple Goals, but you haven't.
45:03You've actually been taking part in a brand new secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage!
45:11And causing all the mischief and mayhem have been our celebrity saboteurs.
45:16Joel Gomez!
45:18Yay!
45:20Judy Love!
45:24Sam Thompson!
45:27Hey!
45:27GK Barry!
45:29And Olivia Atwood!
45:32For every sabotage mission that we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize pot.
45:40For all of you, chef!
45:43And the total prize pot we have won for you all is...
45:4826,000!
45:52which is a massive six thousand five hundred pounds for each couple
45:57i think we're gonna go on holiday to south africa we were so invested but
46:04you'd definitely rather have the six grand oh and the trophy hundred percent we had no idea
46:10what was going on in the hot tub now knowing that it was our setup we're watching i'm just even
46:16more shocked yeah i'm totally in shock done up like a coupon done up proper
46:26next time on celebrity sabotage
46:31welcome to the great kitchen cook-off
46:34go now now
46:37sabotage
46:38get down get down get down get down
46:43it is a flame
46:47celebrity sabotage returns next saturday at eight and up next test your problem-solving
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