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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest Short Drama
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:39Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:06And we had a fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:25There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:52No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:39Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:06Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:24There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:27Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith.
00:03:49I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:51This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:10Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You go to trash, do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will!
00:04:38Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, what? Don't punch me! Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better.
00:05:03I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:20I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:55I already told you my answer.
00:05:57I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:08Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:14You need to come to the school now.
00:06:25What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:31Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:42Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:46What a small world.
00:06:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:53That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But you're too poor.
00:07:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:12Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:19So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:29I don't need it.
00:07:32I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:38But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:42This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:48And you let it happen.
00:07:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:53Then you suspend her.
00:07:56I...
00:07:57Hey!
00:08:07Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:09There is 10K.
00:08:11Forget about art school.
00:08:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:19It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel.
00:08:29Get your stuff.
00:08:30Let's go.
00:08:32See?
00:08:33I told you so.
00:08:34Wait.
00:08:35Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:42I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:53No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:56I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:58I'll be a good kid.
00:09:00I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:03No, sweetie.
00:09:04I'm sorry.
00:09:05And don't worry.
00:09:07Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:15I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:17And now my daughter needs him.
00:09:20It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:38Gabriel.
00:09:39Get my clubs.
00:09:41I'm back.
00:09:43I'm back.
00:10:02Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:04Woo.
00:10:05I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:11Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:13With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:19If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:21Jake is young and talented.
00:10:24Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:37Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:39What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:45What?
00:10:51What do you mean two yards?
00:10:53His grip's weak.
00:10:54Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:56Two yards to the right.
00:10:57Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:01Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:04I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:06Ignore him, okay?
00:11:08Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:09He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:12You guys really don't see this?
00:11:15I guess that makes sense.
00:11:17This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:21Well, tell me.
00:11:23What do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:41What do you know?
00:11:42How about you go?
00:11:44And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:46You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:56But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:24Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:25Nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:28I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:32This...
00:12:36Come on, man.
00:12:38Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:42Oh, man, let go.
00:12:43You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:45You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:48Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:52He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:54Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:56Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:57It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:01This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09I believe him.
00:13:10And he makes a good point.
00:13:13He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:16Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:21He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:24I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:40Who's this asshole?
00:13:41Tyler Carter.
00:13:43Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:45Most recent world champion.
00:13:47And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:53It's all in the race, baby.
00:13:59Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:06Got it.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:07Good job, baby.
00:14:09Oh my gosh.
00:14:12Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:18Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:30Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:32You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh...
00:14:36Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:38When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:41God.
00:14:42It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:46Look.
00:14:47We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:49It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:57Mm-hmm.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:00All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:07August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:10My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Option two.
00:15:15You put this on.
00:15:18You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:20I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:22Fuck you, man.
00:15:23Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:26Sudden death match.
00:15:28Loser backs out of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:32So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:35He's an idiot.
00:15:38Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:41You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:51Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:53Fuck off, man.
00:15:54Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:56Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:57He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:58You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:01You won't win.
00:16:02Shut up!
00:16:03You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:08Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:22You see that?
00:16:25302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:27Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:31Show him, Jake.
00:16:34That stance.
00:16:35It's too low.
00:16:37That ball's going off course.
00:16:39What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:42Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:46I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:48Don't backseat it.
00:17:00Hopeless.
00:17:01What an idiot.
00:17:02Oh, my gosh.
00:17:052-13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:09My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:13Bring the lonesome.
00:17:16There you go.
00:17:18We're playing fast and loose.
00:17:27If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:35Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:37You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:58Holy shit.
00:18:00Ha-ha! Let's go!
00:18:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:04Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:06A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:10Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:12Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:14Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:31Come on, Jake.
00:18:32You gotta pull through.
00:18:38Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come!
00:18:48Oh!
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:50Shit!
00:18:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:54Oh, my God.
00:18:55He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:00I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:04There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:07There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:16A torn ligament?
00:19:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:23Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:27I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:28No, I can't keep going.
00:19:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:36Hogs Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:46If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:50What the fuck did you say?
00:19:51Watch this, bitch.
00:19:56Wow.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:15But his wrist...
00:20:16Will you stop?
00:20:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:20No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:26You're still powering through?
00:20:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:33That's enough!
00:20:39I'll take it from here.
00:20:43Will you back off?
00:20:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:48Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:53Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:19This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:35And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself.
00:21:40Covered in filth.
00:21:42Carrying around a burden.
00:21:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:49Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:02I'd be happy to help.
00:22:21Is that your wife?
00:22:23You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:32The only hole you'll make is your wife.
00:22:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:22:41and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:52And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:57Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:18We're screwed.
00:23:19What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:23:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:39Please clear the water.
00:23:41Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:44I win.
00:23:58What the fuck?
00:24:01What the fuck?
00:24:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:05There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:14What the water?
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:17But how?
00:24:18It's a miracle.
00:24:19Am I dreaming?
00:24:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:28Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:35Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:49Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56I'm a nobody.
00:24:57I'm a gardener.
00:24:58You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:07We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:12Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:13He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:16We should reconsider.
00:25:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:20I mean...
00:25:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:22If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All the things he could be doing.
00:25:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:32Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:40Hot babes.
00:25:42You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:45look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:47I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:50but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:25:54if you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:58Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:01Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word.
00:26:04It's all yours.
00:26:07Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:20I don't need much in life.
00:26:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:29My heart's racing.
00:26:32What's going on?
00:26:33You old bastard.
00:26:36You're going to regret this.
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bets.
00:26:43You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:46He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass.
00:26:50Are you sure you want this?
00:26:51It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:53A bet's a bet.
00:26:59Baby!
00:27:00You bastard!
00:27:02You're going to regret this.
00:27:03Men honor their words.
00:27:05Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:13You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:15Come on, girls.
00:27:25You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:27:37Useless!
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:40You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54The golf's always been in my family.
00:27:57But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:02I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:05You still think about him?
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:13Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:30Come on.
00:28:32Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:35We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:39Hmm.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:42Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:49I'm so thirsty.
00:28:51I'll get you some water.
00:29:04I Hate también.
00:29:08I'm hungry.
00:29:12I've been drinking.
00:29:14I'll be Aram.
00:29:16I can't stand there.
00:29:19I could live because of many people I remember.
00:29:34Yeah, you're drunk.
00:29:37Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:39Mm-hmm.
00:30:16I had a little bun last night.
00:30:22I had fun, too.
00:30:24A lot of fun.
00:30:29Good afternoon.
00:30:31My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:36On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:39I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:30:4750 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local
00:30:52qualifying round.
00:30:54But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:00This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:12It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:15I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:23Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:25Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:27Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:29You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:30Be my guest.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33We'll let you write down.
00:31:34That doesn't mean that's your level, baby.
00:31:52Nice, man.
00:31:52Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:53Absolutely, we are.
00:31:55It's done.
00:31:56Enough wasting my time.
00:31:57By the way, only reason I let you two go first,
00:32:01so that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:09This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:12What are you doing here?
00:32:13You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:15You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:16Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:23Sit back.
00:32:24You'll see my rank.
00:32:26Hey, get this.
00:32:27I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:47I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:02He's 15th.
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:05Pretty much.
00:33:06I don't cry, though.
00:33:07It's okay.
00:33:08You may lose to me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:14You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:15The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:17You know what, Tyler?
00:33:18Shut up.
00:33:19August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:21Yes.
00:33:21Mark my words.
00:33:22Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:24He's ranked 15th as a nobody.
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:29That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:35Gardner?
00:33:36The August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:39Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:40I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:42All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:49Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:51The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:54That's cute.
00:33:54August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:33:58And she did.
00:33:59Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:02Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:18Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:24I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:28What do you think you're doing?
00:34:30Ice here, kid.
00:34:31You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:39This is my rating.
00:34:59Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:02Vanished without a trace.
00:35:04Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:10Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:16He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:22We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:25The all-time number one.
00:35:29I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:32To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:38Take these, let's go.
00:35:41I'm a champ!
00:35:45What?
00:35:45Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:47Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their
00:35:53rank locked.
00:35:53That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:57No, that can't be right.
00:35:59Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:01Cold hard facts.
00:36:02I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred.
00:36:07And no bias.
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:13And bring the trophies.
00:36:15All of them.
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:23Wait.
00:36:24There's an explanation for this.
00:36:26He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:27So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:29Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:30How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:42You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:53Well, go ahead.
00:36:53Unlock it.
00:36:54I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:57Go, boys.
00:37:00You're going to regret that.
00:37:01Get ready, folks.
00:37:02This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:25How?
00:37:26Could it be?
00:37:29No, that can't be right.
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:34He's got a point.
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38No way.
00:37:38Thank goodness.
00:37:39You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:42You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:44You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:46This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:51That's not up to you.
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:03Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:04I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:12You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:15It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:17I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:21I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:36You bastards.
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:41Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:43The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:48Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:51Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:38:53You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:00I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:02Make sure they're gone.
00:39:03I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:11This is my turn!
00:39:18Hands off!
00:39:22That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lion.
00:39:26No one's ever seen it.
00:39:27Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:34they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:37Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:40I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association,
00:39:47not Golden Hills.
00:39:49Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:53I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:55The trash?
00:39:59How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:04Are you serious right now?
00:40:07You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:12Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:15He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:18Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:22He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:24He's a nobody.
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:26So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:30All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:34That's impossible.
00:40:35He's done the impossible.
00:40:37Time and time again.
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:42He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:51The legendary golfer.
00:40:53Sir.
00:40:55I need to talk to you.
00:40:57In private.
00:41:00What is he hiding from me?
00:41:05Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:09Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:14I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:16I wasn't there for you.
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:23I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:31I've been waiting for this moment for so long, yeah.
00:41:35I understand.
00:41:36I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:39Here we go.
00:41:45After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:53Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:00and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:05Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:14What?
00:42:15I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:17We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:22I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:28I do have that right.
00:42:29You old bastard.
00:42:31You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:35Enough.
00:42:37You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:43You have no authority here.
00:42:47Take them out.
00:42:48You can't do this.
00:42:48You can't do this.
00:42:50You reckless bastard.
00:42:52As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:00You're fired.
00:43:02You can fire me.
00:43:03I am the vice president.
00:43:05You can't fucking fire me, you fat man.
00:43:11I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:43:17Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:22Just watch out.
00:43:23I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:25I chose to come back.
00:43:27I'm ready for anything.
00:43:29Come what may.
00:43:31Come what may.
00:43:43All right.
00:43:44You can open your eyes.
00:43:48I need no help.
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:57But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:06Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:09It's just like my drawing.
00:44:10Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:16Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:26My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:29Yes.
00:44:50Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:44:53Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:56Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:00Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:06I made it at school.
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:11Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:15I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:18I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:29I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:41which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:45Today's going to be a 36-hole round,
00:45:47which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:45:50So, good luck.
00:45:52Yeah!
00:45:53Let's do this!
00:45:55Let's do this!
00:45:59Let's do this!
00:46:01Let's do this!
00:46:11Let's do this!
00:46:13Whoa!
00:46:15Oh, dear!
00:46:15Whoa!
00:46:16Jimmy, that was incredible.
00:46:39you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:46:47come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:46:53he's trying to marry you off with that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:46:58tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:11lion you finally returned
00:47:18for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:24that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:47:30head
00:47:31hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:41when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:45that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:50i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brad by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir god mid you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:12you dare show your face here dad can you be nice this is the hero i told you about that
00:48:20saved our
00:48:38golf club
00:48:39everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association golf is in
00:48:49their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:58henry is it yep me has told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:05what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:15mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:21so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:29oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her watch it yard boy his father runs
00:49:36a
00:49:36u.s. open with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our time on
00:49:43this loser our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:49:50here please allow me
00:49:59oh that reminds me mr collins you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from
00:50:05cuba today
00:50:06really good arbanos oh now we're talking real cuba huh
00:50:11mm-hmm there you go excellent taste young man thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:23i got me yeah real mature
00:50:29you should really try this meal our chef being special
00:50:43i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:51don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough i brought a gift
00:51:10ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal i bet it's all junk
00:51:19henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like yes yes thank you for the reminder my
00:51:28well mia i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:34i got you this this is lion's old tour card
00:51:39it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:51:42that would go for millions at sotheby's
00:51:45henry this is very sweet of you
00:51:49but it's far too valuable i can't
00:51:52i can't accept it
00:51:55this is incredibly rare
00:51:58what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:00worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:03admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:14why don't we make a bet
00:52:17all right all right i'm listening
00:52:20if my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:23you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:27cigar ash and all
00:52:36what a coincidence
00:52:39looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:52:45but not just one
00:52:50ten
00:52:52whoa
00:52:53what
00:52:55that's impossible you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:01well looks like you lost
00:53:03eat up
00:53:05jeez have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:08i gotta make a phone call
00:53:15wait
00:53:17guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:19i just talked to my father
00:53:21apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:24the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:53:28and then the little lion's head would pop up
00:53:30and let's be honest these are certainly fake
00:53:35and now guess what my dad's on his way
00:53:38and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:41you pissed off the president you are so screwed
00:53:46how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:53:50so you all think these cards are fake
00:53:53yeah yeah yeah
00:53:56well i believe bobby
00:53:57i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:00well why talk about it
00:54:02let's put it to the test
00:54:03wait no
00:54:04you can't destroy those
00:54:05that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:07that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:13wait no
00:54:14you can't destroy those
00:54:16that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:18it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:19oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:54:22i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:25i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:32what's going on here
00:54:34what if that card actually is real
00:54:37fire test gold
00:54:40adversity test men
00:54:42yeah
00:54:44you lying con artist
00:54:46i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:48get on your knees
00:54:49admit these are fake
00:54:51otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:56yeah
00:54:57this is who i was telling you about
00:54:59this is the con man
00:55:04ow
00:55:04you idiot
00:55:05what do you think you're doing
00:55:08mr chairman
00:55:09he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:11we had nothing to do with it
00:55:15fakes
00:55:19these are the real deal
00:55:21what
00:55:24fakes
00:55:27no no no no no no no
00:55:29these are the real deal
00:55:31what
00:55:32dad what are you talking about
00:55:34are you senile
00:55:35like those can't be real
00:55:37ow
00:55:38did i raise an idiot
00:55:39wait a minute
00:55:40if those cards are real
00:55:42then he
00:55:44he's lying
00:55:46i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:55:49i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:55:52and he will be grounded
00:55:54until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:55:56what
00:55:57let's go your mother's in the car
00:55:58ow
00:55:59ow
00:56:00ow
00:56:00it's a person
00:56:01ow
00:56:01we almost destroyed
00:56:04those precious
00:56:06treasures
00:56:07we didn't mean to
00:56:08it was all henry's fault
00:56:12well
00:56:13it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:16let's go for a walk
00:56:17that sounds nice
00:56:20it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:22away from this stench
00:56:32sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:35don't worry about it
00:56:37i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:44is that your wife
00:56:54yes
00:56:55she passed in labor
00:56:58i'm sorry
00:57:01i know what it's like
00:57:02to lose someone you love
00:57:04never gets easier
00:57:07i want you to know that
00:57:08i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:11i just
00:57:13want to be by your side
00:57:30stay here mia
00:57:33be careful
00:57:34hey bitch
00:57:36who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:37hey baby
00:57:40no
00:57:42bobby watch out
00:57:49hey
00:57:54let her go tyler
00:58:00bobby
00:58:03i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:08those are cute
00:58:10those are my daughters
00:58:13see that
00:58:15it's what you get for going against me
00:58:16you son of a bitch
00:58:20it's time to go join your wife and yell
00:58:27fuck
00:58:27come on boys
00:58:29you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:58:30next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:33okay
00:58:36man
00:58:37i think it's broken
00:58:40gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:42let's go
00:58:51wait don't move
00:58:54not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:58:58i have an itch
00:59:00down there
00:59:01my hands are
00:59:02okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:08is it right here
00:59:14how's that feel
00:59:16that's amazing
00:59:17is that it
00:59:18oh yeah
00:59:19that's so good
00:59:21that's amazing
00:59:24please
00:59:25oh
00:59:27yes
00:59:28what's daddy doing
00:59:30eleanor
00:59:32daddy
00:59:34hey
00:59:35oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:36i'm sorry
00:59:37hey doc
00:59:39um what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:41well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
00:59:44he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
00:59:49six weeks
00:59:52what about the u.s. open
00:59:53you need rest
00:59:54and that's doctor's orders
00:59:59i missed you eleanor
01:00:00i missed you too
01:00:02wait wait wait
01:00:03what are you doing
01:00:03you need to rest
01:00:04and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:06i have to go to the u.s. open
01:00:09i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:11okay but we only have one a day
01:00:13and it only lasts four hours
01:00:14what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:16you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:19four hours is plenty
01:00:21i'll win
01:00:22for you and me
01:00:24it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:00:30welcome to the u.s. open championships
01:00:33the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:37the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:39this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:43the auckland golf club
01:00:44the course consists of 250 acres
01:00:47168 bunkers
01:00:48tall roughs
01:00:49and no water hazards
01:00:50it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:00:54who will conquer the devil's course
01:00:56and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:01what
01:01:02what
01:01:03wait
01:01:04bobby
01:01:04bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:06is the legendary lion
01:01:07he's a grand slam champion
01:01:10he's never lost a tournament
01:01:11and now that the lion's back
01:01:13if we win
01:01:14august will be saved
01:01:16bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:17but his right hand
01:01:19is it really gonna be okay
01:01:38your old news loser
01:01:41still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:01:45shut the fuck up tyler
01:01:48feisty
01:01:48i like it
01:01:49you can keep screeching
01:01:50but when i win
01:01:51i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:01:54it's so fucking great
01:01:55enough
01:01:55this is a waste of time
01:01:57while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:00i have been conquering this very course
01:02:02year after year
01:02:07you think you can keep up with me
01:02:16you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:23i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:27i will show them once and for all
01:02:29who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:02:54incredible
01:02:55the golden hills golden boys strike with neuro robotic precision
01:03:01they're all playing way above their level
01:03:03it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:10man oh man
01:03:12this ai
01:03:13it's incredible
01:03:14it's our secret weapon
01:03:15this has-been
01:03:16he can't beat us
01:03:18he's done for
01:03:26can he do it
01:03:36this is your grand slam here
01:03:38he's better off as my caddy
01:03:41don't push yourself
01:03:42you can't play like this
01:03:44don't worry about it
01:03:46i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53all right well you focus on swinging
01:03:54i'll take care of the rest
01:04:21hey are you okay
01:04:24how's the leaderboard
01:04:26there you go
01:04:27good job today
01:04:29let's find out
01:04:33oh thank god
01:04:34we made it to the finals
01:04:36i'm still way behind
01:04:37to win this game
01:04:39i have to catch up quickly
01:04:41game's just begun
01:05:02mia
01:05:04where are you
01:05:05hey do you need something
01:05:07i tried to grab my towel
01:05:09but my wrist still hurts
01:05:11oh yeah hold on
01:05:15can you massage it please
01:05:18the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:23where does it hurt
01:05:26right here
01:05:41the finals are tomorrow
01:05:43i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:45tonight
01:06:08i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:15eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:19a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:20now you're gonna win today
01:06:22because you always say
01:06:24i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:06:42four hours
01:06:43i need to finish before noon
01:07:01what's going on
01:07:02loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:04it's
01:07:12wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:16what are they trying to do
01:07:20that's the game plan
01:07:22the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:25he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:31we're completely dug in
01:07:34what are we gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man
01:07:39according to our calculations
01:07:41it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:07:45the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:47there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:50they must be playing dirty
01:07:55you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:58so what if we did
01:08:00all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:11you want a hint
01:08:12the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:15and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:18you lose
01:08:19AI is never wrong
01:08:21you're so screwed
01:08:24dude
01:08:25just accept it
01:08:27you're a washed up retiree
01:08:29you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:31don't you understand that
01:08:32it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:37leave it to me
01:08:56how the hell
01:08:57no
01:08:58that goes against all common sense
01:09:01and calculations
01:09:02it's impossible
01:09:09see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:12he still needs two strokes
01:09:14that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:17it runs the world now
01:09:20bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole
01:09:22just to tie with kane
01:09:24shit mia
01:09:26we're done for
01:09:27looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:30the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:33it's your biggest mistake
01:09:34making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:36nobody can do that
01:09:40wait on the green
01:09:41something's moving
01:09:46wait
01:09:47that's my ball
01:09:51did he just
01:09:53ooh so close
01:09:55but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:59it's okay guys
01:10:01even if august golf club goes down
01:10:03we'll stick together like family
01:10:05our cutting edge
01:10:07ai implant chips
01:10:09have exactly what we need
01:10:11to get in your way
01:10:12win
01:10:14in your dreams
01:10:15our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:18and guess what
01:10:19it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:29what's this
01:10:30i can't believe my eyes
01:10:32the ball's still moving
01:10:34look alive boys
01:10:37i'm still in play
01:10:43it sucks
01:10:45a pathetic old man
01:10:47challenging hard facts and data
01:10:50it's impossible
01:10:50yeah he must really be embarrassed
01:10:52huh
01:11:11i knew you could do it
01:11:15our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:19how did you
01:11:20nah you know what man
01:11:21it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:22right
01:11:23i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:28it's not a bug
01:11:29he took the path that ai
01:11:31considered to be impossible
01:11:33and he did it in one stroke
01:11:35he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:37beyond human ability
01:11:39a free lesson for you
01:11:40all the cold hard data in the world
01:11:42can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:47it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:50so all your little microchips
01:11:52won't win
01:11:56now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:58bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:00you know what this means
01:12:02a sudden death rap
01:12:04whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:08let's go boys
01:12:15what's wrong
01:12:19the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:21don't worry
01:12:22i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:48you've held out long enough old man
01:12:50it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:59damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:12next is full 10
01:13:14535 yards at par 4
01:13:17kane carter is up next
01:13:26just give up
01:13:27the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:30not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:31you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:46what the hell are you looking at old man
01:13:47the flag's all the way over there
01:13:50just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:13:52disappear
01:13:53there's not a cloud in sight
01:13:55you really are crazy
01:13:57my experience doesn't lie
01:14:09you're screwed
01:14:11even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:15chin up old man
01:14:16you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:18for good
01:14:19daddy
01:14:21a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:23i know you can do it
01:14:25you got this
01:14:29soon
01:14:30soon
01:14:31soon what
01:14:32are you praying for a miracle
01:14:34i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:35because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:38anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:41a miracle
01:14:42miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:56the sun
01:14:57it actually disappeared
01:15:09fun
01:15:11at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:23nice shot bud
01:15:24bummer
01:15:25nerdy
01:15:25yes
01:15:27kane slipped up
01:15:29bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:31and put it in the hole
01:15:32then he's tied with kane
01:15:33let's run another round
01:15:35got this daddy
01:15:36god
01:15:39at his time it's going to be in the total eclipse
01:15:40how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:42this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:45even at his peak
01:15:46plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:48you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:54we believe in you bobby
01:15:56you got this
01:16:02wait
01:16:03bobby's not aiming for the stage
01:16:05he's aiming for the flag
01:16:06he's swinging for the whip
01:16:08i'll tell you what
01:16:09i'll sweeten it
01:16:11you pull off this miracle
01:16:13i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:15and i'll hand it to august
01:16:20august doesn't want your club
01:16:22your reputation is trash
01:16:26and you
01:16:29i'll go beyond
01:16:31i'll beat the old me
01:16:32after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:38now watch this drive
01:16:45you
01:16:50you
01:16:52you
01:16:54you
01:16:54you
01:17:07you
01:17:12Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:35How did he do this?
01:17:40Let's go!
01:17:44Let's go!
01:17:45Let's go!
01:17:46Let's go!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46Oh my God!
01:17:47Oh my God!
01:17:49No!
01:17:51I lost!
01:17:52Look!
01:17:53He crushed me!
01:17:54How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:00Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:06He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:10He's back, folks!
01:18:12The Ghost!
01:18:13The Lion!
01:18:14Bobby Woods!
01:18:20The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:31I didn't do this for me.
01:18:35I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club.
01:18:39Woo!
01:18:42You cheated!
01:18:44This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:47You were taking pills.
01:18:49I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:51You were doping!
01:18:54No.
01:18:55The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:18:59You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it!
01:19:04I can prove it!
01:19:08The doping you saw?
01:19:11Painkillers.
01:19:13Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:16Legal.
01:19:17Approved by the association.
01:19:19And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:21It's all documented right here.
01:19:25You.
01:19:26You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:29Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:38I have evidence.
01:19:40How about you?
01:19:44I have evidence.
01:19:46Do you?
01:19:49This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:51And investigate your little club.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:55Come on.
01:19:55You motherfucker.
01:19:56Lion.
01:19:57You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:07A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:10But I did for my daughter.
01:20:12And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:19Stay.
01:20:20Stay.
01:20:21We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:25Please.
01:20:26Stay.
01:20:27Stay.
01:20:30Stay.
01:20:30Stay.
01:20:31Stay.
01:20:31Stay.
01:20:33Eleanor.
01:20:35Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:36And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:40I'm staying with you.
01:20:41I'm not golfing.
01:20:45Daddy.
01:20:47I like watching you play golf.
01:20:49I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:52You're amazing.
01:20:55I'm a big girl now.
01:20:57Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:00Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:08Daddy.
01:21:10Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:12Thanks.
01:21:14That's everyone.
01:21:18g
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