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00:00:19This video is brought to you by the
00:03:41Yeah, it's okay.
00:03:42Tia, meet Tamara.
00:03:44Sister, sister.
00:03:46Oh.
00:03:46Ah.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48That's it.
00:03:49Is it?
00:03:49Snake thing is too much.
00:03:51Stay still.
00:03:52Hold on.
00:03:53Hold on.
00:03:54Hold on.
00:03:58Okay, don't move.
00:03:59Okay, don't move.
00:04:01All right, hold on.
00:04:05What's happening?
00:04:06Oh, yeah.
00:04:08You have light all over you, girl.
00:04:10Oh my God, I'm shedding.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12You're good now.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:14All right, Mac.
00:04:15Whiter.
00:04:17Whiter.
00:04:17Mac, you know the drill.
00:04:21You're being ridiculous.
00:04:24I like having friends.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27No fire.
00:04:28What fire?
00:04:29I have got to hear this.
00:04:31All right.
00:04:31So you guys know our friends, Doug and Samantha, right?
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35Well, Mac thought it'd be a good idea to show Doug a flame trick.
00:04:38Uh, just, no, that's not the story.
00:04:42I, it was a barbecue lid.
00:04:44It wouldn't close.
00:04:46He literally knocked the barbecue over and set their entire patio furniture on fire.
00:04:50Wait, what?
00:04:51Their brand new set?
00:04:52Did you have to pay for it?
00:04:53No, thank God.
00:04:55With me just bartending and Mac out of work, we can't afford that.
00:04:58Uh, hi.
00:04:59Hey.
00:04:59No, in between gigs.
00:05:01I'm in between gigs.
00:05:03Yeah, for six months.
00:05:05You see, I have a particular set of skills.
00:05:08That I was blessed with.
00:05:10And they should be compensated for.
00:05:13I think that's fair.
00:05:14You know, we have a barbecue.
00:05:16And we wouldn't charge either.
00:05:17You know, if anything bad happened.
00:05:20Hey now.
00:05:21What?
00:05:22I don't see this place catching fire a bad thing.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26You know what?
00:05:27Fantasia never did anything but love you.
00:05:31It's a never-ending story thing.
00:05:32Don't encourage it.
00:05:33I hate this place.
00:05:35This place is a family heirloom.
00:05:37Your uncle went to prison and then we moved in two weeks later.
00:05:40Like I said, heirloom.
00:05:43I like it.
00:05:43I think it's cozy.
00:05:47Everything is cozy.
00:05:49Okay, please behave.
00:05:50Both of you.
00:05:51You sure you just don't want to come with us tonight?
00:05:54We're sure.
00:05:55We'll be back around 3 a.m.
00:05:59Well, why don't you girls just hang out with us tonight, I mean.
00:06:03What, and watch Ancient Aliens with you?
00:06:05That is a great show.
00:06:07So many discoveries.
00:06:08Aliens are a fact of life.
00:06:10And we need to be prepared.
00:06:12In fact...
00:06:13Wait, no.
00:06:15Babe?
00:06:16Well, I will...
00:06:17Put the book away.
00:06:19No.
00:06:19No, thank you.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:26Um, please feed the children.
00:06:30What children?
00:06:31The trick-or-treaters.
00:06:32You don't feed the kids candy?
00:06:34I mean...
00:06:35Last year he put a sign out that read,
00:06:37Bring this bell and die.
00:06:39Here we go.
00:06:41I mean, it's not ambiguous.
00:06:43They're children.
00:06:44Please give them candy.
00:06:45Okay, sure.
00:06:47I'll encourage the behavior of walking up to a complete stranger's home.
00:06:51In the spirit of Halloween, yeah.
00:06:54Walks and matches.
00:06:55Top left, Jorg.
00:06:56You're welcome.
00:06:57She can hear you.
00:06:59Quick, he's talking about Fantasia.
00:07:00Go.
00:07:12You want to see something cool?
00:07:13Do I want to see something cool?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16Oh, now.
00:07:17You meant now.
00:07:30Well, when you said cool,
00:07:32your bathroom didn't come to mind.
00:07:35Magic time.
00:07:37You ready?
00:07:38Mm-hmm.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:43Nice.
00:07:44Is that new?
00:07:46Oh, yeah.
00:07:47And that's not all.
00:07:48Mm-hmm.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56You install these yourself?
00:08:01You really fancied the place up, didn't you?
00:08:04Oh, yeah.
00:08:05All sensors, I don't have to touch a thing.
00:08:08It really is like magic.
00:08:11All right.
00:08:11I'm not going to.
00:08:12This is awesome.
00:08:13I'm told.
00:08:13This is fantastic, actually.
00:08:15This is.
00:08:16Wait, why did you do all the additions
00:08:18if Skylar wants to leave?
00:08:21What?
00:08:22Why would we leave this place?
00:08:24We've got everything we need right here.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:33Are we really going to watch Ancient Aliens?
00:08:35Oh, yeah.
00:08:36I got, like, ten seasons.
00:08:37Go pick one.
00:08:38And can I get you a drink?
00:08:41Yes and yes.
00:08:50Why is this in your car?
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:53Fucking Dean keeps putting that in my car
00:08:54every time I'm about to go somewhere.
00:08:56I don't expect that.
00:08:57Give it to me.
00:08:58You know what's fucked up?
00:08:59Hmm.
00:09:00This.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:04Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:05This is awesome.
00:09:07This is fantastic.
00:09:08Oh, my gosh.
00:09:09Who even has these anymore?
00:09:12You know, they say that aliens live deep underwater
00:09:16and among us, like, regularly.
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23I don't know about all that.
00:09:26These are like records, man.
00:09:28This is crazy.
00:09:29I mean, do you want something to play this?
00:09:31You take an eat?
00:09:33Is there any other way?
00:09:37I think we're going to do season 11.
00:09:39So, what's going on with the whole job thing?
00:09:43You really think that they're underground?
00:09:45Like, in the water underground?
00:09:47I see what you're doing.
00:09:49Yes, I do believe, though.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:52Six months, though?
00:09:52That's why.
00:09:54Well, it's more like five and a half, but...
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:57Look, I'm trying to start my own company, okay?
00:10:00And the process is taking just a little bit longer than I would hope, than I thought.
00:10:06Um, but Amanda just, she just wants me to get a job now.
00:10:12She wants me to get a piece of shit job that pays shit, and it's stupid, and she wants me
00:10:17to give up on my hopes, and she doesn't believe in my dreams.
00:10:19I don't know if all that's true, that last part, but it's stupid.
00:10:25Do you think that maybe she feels frustrated because she feels alone?
00:10:31Like, she wants this thing between you two to go further, but you're not going, getting a job, not bringing
00:10:39how many money.
00:10:40She feels like you don't care.
00:10:48That's some deep shit.
00:10:50All right.
00:10:51Serious question.
00:10:52Serious answer.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55Seriously, though.
00:10:56All right.
00:10:57Which drugs are off the table tonight, and how far is, like, officially cheating?
00:11:03Amanda.
00:11:04I know.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06I want to get fucked up, but I'm not trying to fuck up my whole life.
00:11:08Yeah, sometimes.
00:11:09So what drugs?
00:11:10Hurry.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:11Mm-hmm.
00:11:12So?
00:11:14Weed?
00:11:15Yes.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17Alcohol?
00:11:19Cocaine?
00:11:20Oh, it was candy.
00:11:21Yay.
00:11:22All right.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I don't...
00:11:32What is T-N-W-F?
00:11:36T-N-W-F?
00:11:40Now this is a true work of art.
00:11:44Oh, like an indie film.
00:11:47Because I'm trying to...
00:11:48Oh, God, no, this is...
00:11:49This is a porn.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51No, no, yes.
00:11:52There's naked people.
00:11:53This is an artistically driven narrative about two people physically expressing their love
00:12:01for one another.
00:12:05Yeah, I know.
00:12:08What's the title stand for?
00:12:10Hmm.
00:12:13The Night We Fucked.
00:12:17Wh...
00:12:18Why?
00:12:23Isn't this dangerous?
00:12:25What happened if we got stuck out here?
00:12:28We'd be fucked.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31Fucked is a situation I'm currently in.
00:12:34What are you talking about?
00:12:36It's Mac.
00:12:37I mean, you know I love him more than anything, but he hasn't worked for six months.
00:12:43Drained our savings.
00:12:44Talking to him about it?
00:12:45No, I just...
00:12:46I don't want to piss him off, you know?
00:12:48Okay, that sounds very wife-beater-ish to me.
00:12:52It's nothing like that.
00:12:53I just...
00:12:53I haven't found the right time.
00:12:55It's a sensitive topic.
00:12:58So let's switch topics.
00:13:01Uh, how are you, Dean Ann Fantasia?
00:13:04Fucking whore.
00:13:04Sky, it's not that bad.
00:13:09Okay, it's that bad.
00:13:10Fine.
00:13:11You know what?
00:13:13I've needed this for a long time.
00:13:15It's alongside it.
00:13:16Same here.
00:13:18You know, we used to go on vacations all the time.
00:13:21And then we just stopped.
00:13:22Why?
00:13:22I don't know why.
00:13:24So?
00:13:24These nights out with just us.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27They're my new mini vacations.
00:13:28Thanks.
00:13:29You know, come to think of it, I don't think Mac and I have ever been on a vacation.
00:13:33That's because you can't afford one.
00:13:35You're a slut.
00:13:36I'm a vampire.
00:13:38Hmm.
00:13:39Okay.
00:13:40So beisty.
00:13:42Happy Halloween!
00:13:44Little fuckers.
00:13:46It was faster.
00:13:48Fair enough.
00:13:52I miss that whole entire being super happy off of the Halloween.
00:13:58What in God's name is that?
00:14:02Oh, uh, you know what?
00:14:05That was my uncle's.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Uh, actually, it was here before we got here.
00:14:13And I think probably all those roosters you're carrying right now used to live there and
00:14:21escaped, so.
00:14:24Oh, okay, because.
00:14:26Yeah, I was going to go with sex cage.
00:14:28That looks like something Jenna Jameson trained in before she hit it big and found her stride.
00:14:33Who?
00:14:33Yeah, I'm pretty sure a forensic team is going to be showing up to collect samples, at the
00:14:37very least vivid.
00:14:39Okay, actually, that sounds awesome, and I invite that possibility.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Well, then here's the crazy shit happening.
00:14:47Yes, sir.
00:14:48That's weird.
00:14:49Cheers.
00:14:50I believe you don't have a stereo.
00:15:16The fuck was that?
00:15:18What's that? In your face shit.
00:15:21What's in your face shit?
00:15:30Do you feel this? It's like the rain.
00:15:37Without the rain.
00:15:38What?
00:15:39It's like the rain without the... Get your face out here.
00:15:43Oh, yeah.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:47Okay, that is wild.
00:15:50It feels nice.
00:15:51It's like Petrichor's little brother.
00:15:54Softcore.
00:15:55It's angelic. It's like Ariel singing a song.
00:16:00It is unusual.
00:16:03It's beautiful.
00:16:05Whatever. Let's go inside.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Scream out there.
00:16:09Come on, go, go, go.
00:16:10Woo!
00:16:11Wow.
00:16:13Oh, my God.
00:16:15What?
00:16:17What the fuck?
00:16:19What?
00:16:20That's crazy.
00:16:21What is it?
00:16:22There's like raindrops on my face and on my tongue.
00:16:26There's none on your car.
00:16:29And there's no clouds.
00:16:31Huh.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:37That is kind of wild.
00:16:39In this installment, we hear the Pentagon confirm yet more startling UFO sightings.
00:16:45We learn about a group of scientists who are putting pressure on the government to release all of their secrets
00:16:49on flying objects.
00:16:51That doesn't make any fucking sense.
00:16:52No, it really does.
00:16:54Just, okay.
00:16:55An alien civilization.
00:16:56Think about it.
00:16:57Who would have thought we'd ever get to a place where the US government is regularly confirming UFO sightings?
00:17:04I don't believe you.
00:17:06Okay, well.
00:17:09Try it.
00:17:14I will.
00:17:16I will.
00:17:28Our bug.
00:17:31The flippers.
00:17:36And debunking.
00:17:38You don't even know what they're here.
00:17:40Because it does...
00:17:42They touch.
00:17:43They sure do.
00:17:44They touch.
00:17:45I know.
00:17:46What?
00:17:47This is wild.
00:17:49Wait, this doesn't prove anything.
00:17:51These are my pants.
00:17:52Give me your pants.
00:17:54Your pants.
00:17:55Okay.
00:18:09You're mine.
00:18:15Oh, God.
00:18:21This is nuts.
00:18:24This is nuts.
00:18:25What the...
00:18:26I never have to try on pants again.
00:18:28Never.
00:18:29This is crazy.
00:18:30No.
00:18:30You're like a wizard.
00:18:32It's been said.
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:34Mm-hmm.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:38Nice pants.
00:18:45I swear to God.
00:18:47I don't even know why I put the sign out.
00:18:49This just speaks to the education system.
00:18:58What are you doing?
00:19:00Trick or...
00:19:00Don't even finish that.
00:19:02I really did, though.
00:19:03Mm-mm.
00:19:04Mm-mm.
00:19:05You're like half an adult.
00:19:07Why are you out here?
00:19:08Why can't I just get some candy?
00:19:09Because there's an age limit.
00:19:10That's ageist.
00:19:11It's not how that works.
00:19:13It's not how that works at all.
00:19:13Can I just get some candy, old man?
00:19:15Old man?
00:19:16Wow.
00:19:16I've been talking to him, actually.
00:19:18It checks out.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:19You know what you should be doing?
00:19:20You should be at home, listening to Hurt, crying about somebody who stood you up tonight.
00:19:24What the fuck is Hurt?
00:19:25What the fuck?
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:28I'm going to have to show you a lesson here.
00:19:31Please educate this one.
00:19:33Maybe this little ditty's going to ring a bell?
00:19:36Mm-hmm.
00:19:37You let me violate you.
00:19:40Mm-mm.
00:19:40That's not...
00:19:43This is the first day of my last day.
00:19:46I like that one, too.
00:19:48Next track.
00:19:48The world is a vampire.
00:19:52Mm-mm.
00:19:53Mm-mm.
00:19:56And you could have it all.
00:20:00Shh.
00:20:00Do-go-do-go.
00:20:01Shh.
00:20:01My empire.
00:20:03Back out of here.
00:20:04Oh, that one by Johnny Cash, right?
00:20:09Oh, God.
00:20:10Okay.
00:20:11Leave.
00:20:12Just go.
00:20:13Why don't you leave?
00:20:14What?
00:20:14Because this is my house.
00:20:15That's why.
00:20:16It's my house.
00:20:17It's our house.
00:20:18Together.
00:20:18Together.
00:20:20Not your concern.
00:20:21You need to go away, vampire.
00:20:23Be gone.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I interrupted your eyes wide shut moment.
00:20:27Our eyes wide shut.
00:20:31Be gone, okay?
00:20:33Make like a crow.
00:20:35Just go.
00:20:36Yep.
00:20:36Please.
00:20:37Just walk off this property.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:42Bad bye.
00:20:44Girls night, motherfucker.
00:20:46Woo-hoo!
00:20:47Child's name, motherfucker.
00:20:49Ah!
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:56Find another home, crusader.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:04This is gonna lead to murder.
00:21:06Hmm?
00:21:27Okay, come on.
00:21:30I spent so long on that.
00:21:34I know.
00:21:34Who would do that?
00:21:35Well, I mean, probably the teenager that was out here earlier.
00:21:38That would be my guess.
00:21:39I'm not a detective, but I mean, I would assume that's what happened there.
00:21:44Probably.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:55Hey, right here.
00:21:56What?
00:21:57You probably see it on your ring.
00:21:58Doorbell.
00:21:59I don't pay for the service.
00:22:01What?
00:22:02Why do you have it?
00:22:03Because I needed a doorbell.
00:22:04Well, I mean, it makes sense.
00:22:07That checks out, actually.
00:22:27Hey, all right.
00:22:28Okay, but seriously?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:29You're not bringing any strays home tonight.
00:22:31Oh, but I make the best friends.
00:22:34You are not Captain Stava home.
00:22:35All right, we need to be able to look back hell years later and be like, that shit was fucking
00:22:40epic.
00:22:41You.
00:22:43I'll turn with your face.
00:22:45I'm sorry.
00:23:09Okay, you heard that, right?
00:23:11I heard it, saw it, felt it.
00:23:24All right.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:26That's a young child screaming.
00:23:29Yep.
00:23:31Yep.
00:23:32You should probably go check that out.
00:23:34Oh, we, we can check it out.
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:38Oh, God.
00:23:42All right, the sound came from the shed.
00:23:45Yeah, I think our little bastard is hiding in there.
00:23:50Okay, take out your phone.
00:23:55Okay, open it.
00:23:59Open it.
00:24:01You open it.
00:24:02You're closer.
00:24:05By all means, it's just a kid.
00:24:09It's, I got it.
00:24:28Oh, God.
00:24:30Oh, God.
00:24:31Oh, God.
00:24:32Oh, God.
00:24:37Oh, God.
00:24:38What the?
00:24:39What the fuck was that?
00:24:43That, my friend, was an alien.
00:24:48Are you happy about this?
00:24:50Yeah!
00:24:52Wait, no.
00:24:54Yes?
00:24:57Was that...
00:24:58Was it chewing on the teenager?
00:25:01Dude, we were looking at the same thing.
00:25:03And that was an alien trash band.
00:25:07Was that really an alien?
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:11Uh, uh, oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15New plan.
00:25:17Evidence.
00:25:17Move.
00:25:18What?
00:25:18What?
00:25:19No.
00:25:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:22What are you doing?
00:25:23I'm coming.
00:25:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Definitely an alien.
00:25:31Oh, man.
00:25:32No one's going to believe this.
00:25:34Oh, God.
00:25:35Was it, was it, was a teenager in there?
00:25:38Dude, how are you not seeing all this?
00:25:41Damn.
00:25:41Ooh, seems aggressive.
00:25:44Oh, what I think is that it's done with its appetizer.
00:25:48Ooh, appetizer has a name.
00:25:51Oh, what is it?
00:25:52Oh, okay.
00:26:01You know what?
00:26:01We need weapons.
00:26:04Hey!
00:26:06Sorry.
00:26:07I thought you said go.
00:26:08What?
00:26:09No, okay.
00:26:10First, we need to fortify this door.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13Uh, so maybe we grab...
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:18This is a complete betrayal of our friendship.
00:26:21Complete betrayal!
00:26:22Get up!
00:27:31Gentle.
00:27:33Gentle.
00:27:35Gentle.
00:27:37Gentle.
00:27:38Gentle.
00:27:39Gentle.
00:27:46We've really got to work on our communication, okay?
00:27:55That's fair.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:59And now?
00:28:02We need guns.
00:28:05Lots of guns!
00:28:10We don't have guns?
00:28:13No.
00:28:16We don't have a gun?
00:28:18No.
00:28:20That's a butter knife.
00:28:22Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting an alien rodent invasion, okay?
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30You having a stroke?
00:28:32Your book.
00:28:33What about your book?
00:28:35Didn't you write a book about this?
00:28:36Amanda, wake up.
00:28:41Amanda.
00:28:43Amanda.
00:28:44Come on.
00:28:45Amanda, wake up.
00:29:05I'm starting a new company.
00:29:06That's what's happening.
00:29:08I'm going to comb this little alien creature's hair.
00:29:11I just ought to calm the little fucker down.
00:29:14Come here.
00:29:15Come here.
00:29:19It's peanut butter.
00:29:21Uh, rats like peanut butter.
00:29:22It looked like a rat, so it's like a, it's like a, here, come here, feed.
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:27And then it's like an attack.
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:29You just come at it aggressively, you know.
00:29:31I got something here.
00:29:32So, it says, listen for a sound the creature makes.
00:29:39To try to imitate it.
00:29:41To communicate.
00:29:42Alright.
00:29:43It says, you wrote it.
00:29:49Look, it was eating a small child.
00:29:53Like, I feel like we're past communicating.
00:30:14The girls.
00:30:15Oh my god.
00:30:16The girls?
00:30:18Oh my god.
00:30:18Where are you going?
00:30:22Where are you going?
00:30:22I gotta be careful.
00:30:24We gotta be careful.
00:30:25Amanda, wake up!
00:30:26What?
00:30:28Where are we?
00:30:32Where are we?
00:30:36Where are you?
00:30:39Oh yeah.
00:30:40Oh yeah.
00:30:42Oh yeah.
00:30:43Oh yeah.
00:30:46Oh yeah.
00:30:47Oh yeah.
00:30:48Oh yeah.
00:31:06What are you doing?
00:31:09Come on!
00:31:13Okay, what's going on?
00:31:17Oh, shit.
00:31:19Are we okay?
00:31:20Define okay.
00:31:22Scanlon, what's happening?
00:31:24Quiet.
00:31:25What's going on?
00:31:26Shh.
00:31:26They're out there.
00:31:29Look.
00:31:30Look, look, look, look.
00:31:33Shh.
00:31:34What are we going to do?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36Amanda, we need to be quiet.
00:31:38We need to be very still.
00:31:40Do not move.
00:31:42We need to get out of here.
00:31:44Like, fast.
00:31:47We're going to die.
00:31:49We can't die out here.
00:31:50We can't die just like this.
00:31:52Just calm down.
00:31:53Just calm down, okay?
00:31:54Calm down.
00:31:55We're on a deserted road surrounded by monster rats.
00:31:59We have no cell service.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:03Who's that?
00:32:04Dean?
00:32:05Yes.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08Oh, my God.
00:32:10We crashed our car in Imprimeine Road.
00:32:13Because it's faster.
00:32:15It's faster.
00:32:17Rate?
00:32:18Okay, just stop, all right?
00:32:19We crashed our car in Imprimeine Road.
00:32:21And now we're surrounded by zombie cats.
00:32:23She's seen them, too.
00:32:25I know.
00:32:25I can hear it.
00:32:26Okay, babe.
00:32:27I need you to stay put.
00:32:30We are coming to get you.
00:32:32Just don't move.
00:32:34Oh, let me talk to Amanda.
00:32:37Give me.
00:32:42Mark?
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48That can't be good.
00:32:49Babe, I'm going to have to call you back.
00:32:55Mac?
00:32:56Mac?
00:32:58This is fucking useless.
00:33:00We're going to fucking die.
00:33:02We're going to die.
00:33:03We're going to die.
00:33:07Okay, everything's fine.
00:33:09Everything's fine.
00:33:09Everything's not fine.
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:12Oh, it's gone.
00:33:13It's gone?
00:33:14We're going to be okay.
00:33:15I don't like this.
00:33:16We're going to fucking die.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19We're okay.
00:33:20We just need to think.
00:33:22And calm down.
00:33:24Let's get off.
00:33:26Hi.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28What?
00:33:28What are you doing?
00:33:30Where's mine?
00:33:32Well, I, uh, because I only found four.
00:33:36You only made one for yourself.
00:33:39All right.
00:33:41I, uh, uh, where are you going?
00:33:44Uh, we're a team.
00:33:46Uh, the aliens are that way.
00:33:48The girls are that way.
00:33:49I can come in first.
00:33:51Well, you, you should go in first, actually.
00:33:53And then I'll come in behind you.
00:33:55And then I'll do, like,
00:33:59Are you kidding me with this?
00:34:02This entire time I've been in the kitchen building a Lego set with peanut butter and you've had an alien
00:34:08neutralizer on you the whole time?
00:34:09This is our chance.
00:34:17Our time's now.
00:34:19There's no going back.
00:34:20One for all and all for one.
00:34:24We'll show them why we chose Disneyland over Knott's Berry Farm.
00:34:30What?
00:34:32I don't know.
00:34:35Should we have a name?
00:34:38I thought it was obvious.
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41Yeah, it's, okay.
00:34:44Baraders of Alien Convergence Divisider.
00:34:52Division.
00:34:53Division.
00:34:53Division.
00:34:53Mm-hmm.
00:34:58Mac D, motherfucker.
00:35:04I was looking under the car.
00:35:06Why?
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:07Go around.
00:35:14It's locked.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:17How do you not know your own fob twice?
00:35:33Nice.
00:35:35All right, we got it.
00:35:36All right, speed it up.
00:35:38I know.
00:35:46Nice jousting position.
00:35:48I like it.
00:35:56I didn't hear shit.
00:35:58Let's go.
00:36:01Help me!
00:36:03Help!
00:36:05I know you hear that.
00:36:07Okay, but what if that's like some kind of alien voice trick or something.
00:36:14Like, how do we even know that's the teenager?
00:36:17Hey, if you can hear me, I'm the teenager from earlier.
00:36:22Help!
00:36:24This is how people die.
00:36:26Hey, saving others?
00:36:28No.
00:36:29Deviating.
00:36:30Our goal was the girls.
00:36:32The first part to getting toward that goal was getting in the car.
00:36:36We're in the car!
00:36:39Okay, that's fair.
00:36:41She needs our help.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:45You realize we're probably only going to be saving half a teenager, right?
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:58Let's make this quick, all right?
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:01Fucking kid.
00:37:24Me first, then, Devi?
00:37:25Yeah, okay.
00:37:25Just there.
00:37:26All right.
00:37:30No!
00:37:33No!
00:37:34No!
00:37:35No!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:38I think something was eating me.
00:37:40Right.
00:37:41Well, you know, you should have gone home.
00:37:44Not the time.
00:37:45You're going to be okay.
00:37:46None of that is true.
00:37:58Oh, I did not see that coming.
00:37:59Click, throw something.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Okay, okay.
00:38:03Okay, okay.
00:38:04Go, go, go, go, go.
00:38:05Time on, go, go.
00:38:06Come on, go, go.
00:38:06Come on, go, grab it.
00:38:06How fast questions?
00:38:16This is pey.
00:38:18Huh.
00:38:20Me?
00:38:34What are you doing?
00:38:36What are you doing?
00:38:38I'm making it sound.
00:38:48Stop making that sound.
00:38:49You're making it horny.
00:38:54Oh, God.
00:38:56Damn.
00:38:59It's a boy.
00:39:09Oh, fuck.
00:39:14Bet you're hungry now, you little fucker.
00:39:16No.
00:39:17Goddamn.
00:39:21Goddamn.
00:39:22Go.
00:39:25Swing, Meryl.
00:39:27Swing.
00:39:27I got it.
00:39:28Go, go, go, go.
00:39:29Swing.
00:39:30Swing.
00:39:32Daredevil's brain.
00:39:32Get out of here.
00:39:46Are you fucking kidding me right now?
00:39:50You just...
00:39:51You get to save her and...
00:39:53This is the...
00:39:54This is the things.
00:39:55Fucking kids, man.
00:39:56This is the fucking things.
00:39:57I told you.
00:39:58I told you.
00:40:05You nearly got here in the...
00:40:07Fuck.
00:40:09What is that thing?
00:40:10Looked like something I bought my fucking niece for Christmas last year.
00:40:13Okay, well, not all alien life form is carbon-based, okay?
00:40:17Okay, I'm just saying it's like really rubbery.
00:40:23Well, this...
00:40:24Well, this kind of looks like we're...
00:40:26Right back where we started.
00:40:29Yeah, it does look like that, Mac.
00:40:31It really does.
00:40:33Huh.
00:40:34It's funny.
00:40:36What do we do?
00:40:37I think we just make it back to the house.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44That sounds like...
00:40:49She's out of the map.
00:40:51Is it a...
00:40:53Is that another one?
00:41:07We're a new clan.
00:41:30Holy fuck cock.
00:41:31Holy fuck cock.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:38Where is it?
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:40Where is it?
00:41:41I don't know.
00:41:42I hear it.
00:41:44Your stupid sounds made it horny.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:57What do you see?
00:41:59What do you see?
00:42:00I don't see it.
00:42:01What do you see?
00:42:01Nothing.
00:42:15I don't see it.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17No.
00:42:18I don't see anything.
00:42:21No.
00:42:24I don't see anything.
00:42:28God.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:30Why?
00:42:31Why?
00:42:32Why?
00:42:33I don't have my phone.
00:42:34Okay?
00:42:35Do you have yours?
00:42:35Uh, yeah.
00:42:38I left it in the car.
00:42:40Oh, fuck.
00:42:41Oh, fuck.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:42It's fine.
00:42:43Is it?
00:42:44Yeah, we're fine.
00:42:45Yeah, are we?
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47Okay, we just have to...
00:42:48What?
00:42:50We just...
00:42:52Just have to...
00:42:57We have to...
00:43:03What the...
00:43:05Oh.
00:43:06No, no, no.
00:43:08Oh, shit.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Wait.
00:43:16Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:18No.
00:43:20Oh.
00:43:23Oh, shit.
00:43:25You're going to be okay.
00:44:04Oh, wow. That was fast.
00:44:10That's not them.
00:44:11Oh?
00:44:12Is this a good thing?
00:44:14Is that a question?
00:44:15I don't know. Tonight is fucking weird.
00:44:17That could be a good Samaritan.
00:44:19He sees a stranded car and he's just walking over to help us.
00:44:22Yes.
00:44:25Or he could have created a possum kingdom of aliens and released them into the world.
00:44:30And now he's here to collect his offspring and he's going to viciously murder any of the witnesses.
00:44:34That's the other option.
00:44:35He could be a serial rapist.
00:44:37Fuck it, don't rap us!
00:44:41Oh, hey now.
00:44:43No, I didn't mean to cause you a fright.
00:44:47I just, uh, I noticed some smoke coming from your car and, uh,
00:44:53Wondered if, uh, you ladies needn't any help.
00:45:00Um, yes. Hello, good sir.
00:45:02Sir?
00:45:03No, no, no.
00:45:05Well, the name is, uh, well, the name is Sam.
00:45:12You know, you're all on a dangerous, uh, road here.
00:45:18Hello, Sam.
00:45:19Yes, I'm aware of the road.
00:45:22Hmm.
00:45:23You ladies, uh,
00:45:26you ladies are alright?
00:45:27No, there's creepy critters running all around out there.
00:45:31What's there?
00:45:32You've heard of murder hornets, right?
00:45:37Murder hornets, uh, yeah.
00:45:41Okay, think murder hornets, but they look like baboon rats.
00:45:45Baboon rats?
00:45:46I, I don't quite follow, uh,
00:45:49can you roll, roll the window down a little bit?
00:45:53Not a good idea, Sam.
00:45:54You need to get back in your car.
00:45:58You, you want me to leave?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:00Don't, don't leave.
00:46:01You want me to get back in my van?
00:46:03No.
00:46:04Yes.
00:46:05Are you all on drugs?
00:46:07What? No, I,
00:46:08okay, I, I could see how it might seem like that, but no.
00:46:14Mm-hmm.
00:46:17Do you really not see anything?
00:46:19Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:46:25Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
00:46:54hmm.
00:46:56Sam, if you try any weird shit, we'll fuck your ass.
00:46:59Up, we will fuck your ass up.
00:47:01Okay, we don't have time for creepy rape or killers tonight.
00:47:04Okay, this night's already a fucking mess.
00:47:06Rape or killers?
00:47:07Look, I was just trying to give you ladies a hand.
00:47:13Hmm.
00:47:15I think I'll leave if you all want me to.
00:47:18Sam, we need to get out of here fast.
00:47:20Can you help us with that?
00:47:29I knew it. Goddamn creepy motherfucker.
00:47:32No!
00:47:33No!
00:47:35No!
00:47:37No!
00:47:37No!
00:47:38No!
00:47:39No!
00:47:41No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:44No!
00:47:48No!
00:47:51No!
00:47:54No!
00:47:56No!
00:47:56No!
00:47:57No!
00:47:58Oh, God.
00:47:59They're out there.
00:48:01They're still out there.
00:48:03Oh.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:38Hey, buddy.
00:48:40Um.
00:48:41Gonna need you to get up here.
00:48:43Hello?
00:48:44Get up from that sweet little dream of yours.
00:48:47What?
00:48:48Gotta get you up, huh?
00:48:51Um, it's just...
00:48:54There's two of us, I need a partner here.
00:48:55Come on, man.
00:48:56If you wake up,
00:48:57why don't we play a little game called
00:48:58Wake the fuck up!
00:49:00Sorry, sorry.
00:49:02I got away from you.
00:49:03I apologize.
00:49:04I just need you to wake up.
00:49:06At least, just for the love of God,
00:49:09will you please just wake the fuck up?
00:49:15Oh, fuck, okay.
00:49:16Okay, actually, you stay here.
00:49:18I need you to stay here.
00:49:19Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:21Why am I laughing?
00:49:22Why are you?
00:49:23Joe McLean.
00:49:26No, no, no.
00:49:39Yes.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:43Okay.
00:49:48Come to a party.
00:49:50Let's have a little fun.
00:49:51Bring a little aliens.
00:49:53Fuck my life.
00:49:56Okay.
00:50:01Okay, you're gonna run to the truck,
00:50:03start it up,
00:50:04and you're gonna drive back to me.
00:50:05Yes.
00:50:05Okay, why don't we leave at the same time?
00:50:07So you can be lookout.
00:50:09What, so I can see when you're gonna die?
00:50:12Are you ready?
00:50:13How do you know where his keys are?
00:50:14They're probably on him.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:18Okay, I'm ready.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26You're good.
00:50:27Go.
00:50:28Go.
00:50:30Go.
00:50:31Go.
00:50:31Go.
00:50:32Go.
00:50:33Go.
00:50:33Go.
00:50:34Go.
00:50:35Go.
00:50:55Fuck.
00:50:56Are you okay?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58He's staring at me.
00:50:59Is he alive?
00:51:02No.
00:51:05Okay, we just need the keys.
00:51:14What the fuck?
00:51:14How is that possible?
00:51:23Skylar, quit fucking with him.
00:51:25He's fucking with me.
00:51:26Just get the keys.
00:51:28Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:41This is freaking me out.
00:51:44Fuck.
00:51:45Let me know when it's clear.
00:51:46Fuck.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:49Okay, it's all...
00:51:50I think it's all clear.
00:51:52I...
00:51:52I said it's all clear.
00:51:55Shut the fuck up.
00:51:56You're going to get us fucking killed.
00:51:58Whose fault is that?
00:51:59What the fuck are you doing?
00:52:02Human shield.
00:52:03Are you serious?
00:52:06Are you watching?
00:52:07You're being ridiculous.
00:52:08You're being ridiculous.
00:52:10I can't smell what they already killed.
00:52:13I don't think that's a thing.
00:52:14It's totally a fucking thing.
00:52:16Fuck you.
00:52:17Fuck you.
00:52:18Fuck you.
00:52:19Fuck you.
00:52:20Fuck you.
00:52:22Fuck you.
00:52:22Fuck you.
00:52:24Fuck you.
00:52:24Fuck you.
00:52:25Fuck you.
00:52:26Fuck you.
00:52:26Fuck you.
00:52:27Fuck you.
00:52:28Fuck you.
00:52:28Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:30Fuck you.
00:52:30Fuck you.
00:52:30Fuck you.
00:52:31Fuck you.
00:52:31Fuck you.
00:52:31Fuck you.
00:52:32Fuck you.
00:52:42Fuck you.
00:52:46Okay.
00:53:01Mac?
00:53:05All right.
00:53:09Well, that's cool.
00:53:11You know, just an open window with a bloodthirsty space rodent running around the property.
00:53:20Awesome.
00:53:28Good morning, sunshine.
00:53:35What's that behind you?
00:53:48Oh, God!
00:53:49Oh, God!
00:53:51Oh, God!
00:53:52You got to go!
00:53:54Are you joking me?
00:53:56Yeah!
00:54:12You got this, buddy!
00:54:13You do it!
00:54:15No!
00:54:16You got it inside!
00:54:18Oh, God!
00:54:23I'm leaving now!
00:54:35This is our chance!
00:54:36Remember?
00:54:38Remember?
00:54:45Look at that!
00:54:56Do it!
00:55:01Do it!
00:55:03I'm kidding me, baby!
00:55:05You got it inside!
00:55:11Kill it!
00:55:12Kill it!
00:55:13Kill it!
00:55:14Kill it!
00:55:37You got it?
00:55:50Were you blocking the door?
00:55:52Why are you wet?
00:55:55Because you Jean-Claude Van Damme and I asked into the bathroom.
00:55:58For your safety, okay?
00:56:00How does that make any sense?
00:56:02How about those water sensors though?
00:56:04Did they work out?
00:56:06Yeah, they were actually pretty good.
00:56:08Fantastic.
00:56:09Can you believe Skyler didn't want those in there?
00:56:11That makes no goddamn sense right now.
00:56:12I didn't know an alien would justify that.
00:56:15Well, I did.
00:56:27Hey!
00:56:28What's going on?
00:56:29Shut up!
00:56:30You're gonna draw attention.
00:56:30Where are you taking me?
00:56:32Let go of me, you crazy bitch!
00:56:35Just be quiet.
00:56:36Be quiet.
00:56:37You fucking cut me.
00:56:40You fucking cut me.
00:56:42Just be quiet.
00:56:43You did.
00:56:44Just be quiet.
00:56:44You're fucking dead.
00:56:46Just be quiet.
00:56:50You bitch.
00:56:52Oh!
00:57:04Human shield.
00:57:09You fucking smell theit.
00:57:11No!
00:57:17The building was taking me.
00:57:21Oh!
00:57:23No, no!
00:57:25Oh, no!
00:57:29Oh.
00:57:29Oh!
00:57:30No.
00:57:30No!
00:57:33Maybe!
00:57:33I don't think...
00:57:34I think we're gonna be careful.
00:57:48All right, I got the keys.
00:57:50Let's go.
00:57:56Wait a minute, girls!
00:57:58It's my truck, you fucking banana-eating plots!
00:58:02What?! Hey, kangaroo fuckers!
00:58:07You're gonna die!
00:58:16They're trapping this thing.
00:58:17We are?
00:58:18Yeah, why are we still holding the door?
00:58:22I don't know, I was just following your lead.
00:58:24It's in there, it's in there pretty good.
00:58:26We can move away.
00:58:30All right, we gotta get your phone.
00:58:34Do you know where it is?
00:58:36In front of the shed.
00:58:38Yes, MACD in full MACD, motherfucker!
00:58:41No!
00:58:47Well...
00:58:49Oh.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:52Okay.
00:59:03All right.
00:59:04Wait!
00:59:05Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:59:06What'd it be?
00:59:10Yo, Willard!
00:59:14I would be Willard in this situation.
00:59:16He would be Ben.
00:59:18You're Ben.
00:59:19We just need...
00:59:20You...
00:59:21Goddamn...
00:59:21But...
00:59:22But...
00:59:23Bad rat!
00:59:24No, be nice, man!
00:59:26Bad rat!
00:59:29I know what you like.
00:59:31No!
00:59:32No!
00:59:33I'm a danger!
00:59:34I'm a speed danger!
00:59:37Is this what you want?
00:59:44Oh, God!
00:59:45Oh, God!
00:59:46Oh, God!
00:59:47Oh, God!
00:59:49Oh, God!
00:59:50Oh, God!
00:59:51Stop it!
00:59:51Did you work?
00:59:52Did you work?
00:59:53Oh, no!
00:59:55Oh, God!
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:58Oh, that's good.
01:00:10Oh, that's good.
01:00:11Oh, God.
01:00:13Are you kidding me?
01:00:14You did that on purpose.
01:00:18That was an accident!
01:00:23No.
01:00:24That was my best performance.
01:00:27and you ruined it that was an atrocity okay and it only figures out a space
01:00:37demon could destroy it okay the truth comes out you're jealous of my night
01:00:50moves what are you doing yeah why are you moving like that stop that please yeah now no okay
01:01:09oh yeah that's that's a breathing mechanism
01:01:18dude you do stop that
01:01:36oh fuck shit oh shit
01:01:42oh my god are you okay yes yes yes here are you okay yeah where did you get this from
01:01:49a dead kid in
01:01:50your car down the street we were driving by we decided to call to see if it was safe well
01:01:54it is
01:01:54now i mean how did you do that um like this oh my god babe what happened i got bit
01:02:04wait what about
01:02:06you that was good of a wrestler as i thought it was but let's let's get you cleaned up okay
01:02:14yeah okay
01:02:17i'm okay too i mean i got attacked by aliens
01:02:40you have no idea how good it feels to be back yeah it was a fucking nightmare out there i'm
01:02:45just glad
01:02:46glad you're both back safe you got your car stolen by a teenager i mean it's more complicated than that
01:02:54but yes okay no it is not complicated he deviated okay she was screaming for her life
01:03:01how many are there teenagers creatures idiot i i think we're splitting hairs here what the fuck are
01:03:10these things i don't know i don't know i know that they like water like candy and fucking flashlights
01:03:19apparently kill them okay wait but the flashlights on her phone didn't do anything all right so it's the
01:03:28type of light i don't know shit about lights but there's something with that yeah wait um those are
01:03:35black lights that's it ultraviolet radiation what the sun produces it bounces around the atmosphere
01:03:43daylight i wish we had more of those we do actually you remember the black light christmas party
01:03:59now
01:04:00what the fuck is that
01:04:08i don't see it oh shit
01:04:14there it's right here look there it is
01:04:25what's so fucking funny all of it all of it's funny look this this just when we think we got
01:04:34a
01:04:34handle on it boom no handle we lose grip i mean i don't know if you guys are seeing this
01:04:41but we're
01:04:41fucked okay you're fucked you're fucked you might be fucked okay still on the fence with i need you
01:04:48to calm down because there's only one thing we can do
01:04:56what is that
01:05:00mac d this bitch hell yeah
01:05:04mac d
01:05:05yeah it's our group name yeah we we have a group we created a group while you guys were gone
01:05:11pretty cool so it's all you should join yeah actually i don't know why he's looking at us
01:05:17no initiation you're already here
01:05:19how'd you land on that
01:05:21pretty simple
01:05:22yeah yeah
01:05:24here it comes ready
01:05:25waiting
01:05:27marauders
01:05:29of alien
01:05:31convergence
01:05:37dicks
01:05:38division
01:05:40division
01:05:40not dicks
01:05:41division
01:05:42okay
01:05:43mac b
01:05:45selling it
01:05:47why don't we call ourselves
01:05:48security
01:05:49killers
01:05:51for you
01:05:53alliance
01:05:55like that sky
01:05:56sky
01:05:57bitch
01:06:02you don't have time for this
01:06:05stupid
01:06:05the stupidest name
01:06:06i think
01:06:07it ever hurt
01:06:08so dumb
01:06:09so dumb say it again for me
01:06:10it's really bad
01:06:11it's great
01:06:11you know what it's like
01:06:12it's like they're trying to take their names and like
01:06:15just force them
01:06:16and do an acronym
01:06:17let me make the biggest sandwich that makes no sense
01:06:20same thing that you guys did
01:06:22it's bad
01:06:25i think that's its way of knocking
01:06:26okay let's do what we all do best
01:06:32fuck shit up
01:06:33we fuck shit up
01:06:33oh yeah
01:06:34yeah
01:06:34yeah
01:06:34all right
01:06:34okay
01:06:35come on
01:06:35bring it in
01:06:37no
01:06:37pilot on top
01:06:38no thanks
01:06:38pilot on top
01:06:40no thank you
01:06:41okay
01:06:41go with your energy
01:07:11and
01:07:13go with your energy
01:07:14go with your energy
01:07:20go with your energy
01:07:24go with your energy
01:07:32go with your energy
01:07:33go with your energy
01:07:34go with your energy
01:07:35go with your energy
01:07:36go with your energy
01:07:36go with your energy
01:07:37go with your energy
01:07:38go with your energy
01:07:39go with your energy
01:07:40go with your energy
01:07:40go with your energy
01:07:40go with your energy
01:07:41go with your energy
01:07:41go with your energy
01:07:41go with your energy
01:07:41go with your energy
01:07:59what are we looking at here excuse me jesus where is he what's wrong what's what's with
01:08:06all the pills what he lock arteries you know for biting scratches good
01:08:11take a tear nothing nothing he's actually pretty smart right yeah babe i'm impressed
01:08:18you are yeah thank you oh okay i'm so glad you said that i've got a brilliant idea okay
01:08:25i'm glad you asked so all right so how do we do this pillow thing
01:08:30i kind of used up all the pillows seriously and the duct tape what about us
01:08:37you are a selfish man
01:08:40i'm sorry
01:08:57he sees something
01:09:02holy shit
01:09:06is that the dead teenager that we saw when we were driving up
01:09:10hey look what i found that is her that son of a bitch
01:09:20hey
01:09:21no no no no no you don't get to say hi to me you stole my car you little monster
01:09:27actually i think i crashed your car
01:09:29how do you not know if you crashed the car you either did or you didn't crash the car
01:09:34this kid doesn't die
01:09:39oh
01:09:41hey
01:09:43get up buddy
01:09:49dean where's mac
01:09:50what
01:09:55no no no no no
01:09:57there is mac
01:09:59i don't know he was right behind me
01:10:02was
01:10:02we need to calm down like all of us what do you mean calm down mac's fucking missing
01:10:07i understand
01:10:07doesn't seem like it
01:10:09dean
01:10:10give me your flashlight
01:10:12i don't have it
01:10:14what do you mean
01:10:15it got knocked out of my hands
01:10:18wait
01:10:18what time is it
01:10:20it's
01:10:20it's almost 5 30
01:10:22why
01:10:22sunrise
01:10:23daylight
01:10:24uv
01:10:26yeah
01:10:26the cage outside the murder cage
01:10:29yes
01:10:29i'm missing some verbal communication you guys
01:10:32cage
01:10:33sun
01:10:34monster
01:10:36trap the motherfucker in the cage
01:10:38just in time for sunlight
01:10:39okay
01:10:40okay
01:10:40oh shit
01:10:42these hits are getting way worse
01:10:43okay
01:10:44we have to move now
01:10:46wait
01:10:47mac's still out there
01:10:48you left him
01:10:49with
01:10:50with a creature
01:10:51is he dead
01:10:52oh god
01:10:54hey
01:10:54hey
01:10:54hey
01:10:55hey
01:10:55marauders never say die
01:10:58okay
01:10:58what
01:11:01we can't give up pursuing our dreams
01:11:03never say die
01:11:05in here
01:11:06our time is now
01:11:08in here
01:11:09okay
01:11:10and that all goes away
01:11:11moment we ride
01:11:12Troy's fucking
01:11:13what the fuck
01:11:13are you talking about
01:11:15it's the goonies
01:11:16he's doing the goonies
01:11:17yes
01:11:18we don't know anything
01:11:19so we cannot assume the worst
01:11:20come here
01:11:21look at me
01:11:23we need you right now
01:11:24all right
01:11:25there's a freakishly huge hairy space cock outside that wants us as a meal
01:11:29we need to trap that motherfucker and watch it burn
01:11:31then
01:11:32we can look for mac
01:11:34okay
01:11:35mac
01:11:35he's a really smart guy
01:11:36okay
01:11:37he can handle himself
01:11:38and
01:11:39i'll let you in on a little secret
01:11:41when we have our sleepovers
01:11:43at night
01:11:43i read to him from my book that i wrote
01:11:45so he's very well versed
01:11:46babe
01:11:47what the fuck
01:11:49okay
01:11:51i want to do this
01:11:52do what
01:11:53lure the space rat into the cage
01:11:55i want to do it
01:11:56are you sure
01:11:57you
01:11:58no it's okay
01:11:59i'll do it
01:12:01no it's fine
01:12:01i want to do this
01:12:03okay
01:12:04let's go
01:12:17did you
01:12:18do it
01:12:18don't
01:12:19do it
01:12:19do it
01:12:20do it
01:12:20do it
01:12:20do it
01:12:20do it
01:12:21After waiting, it's all you should leave
01:12:23In the clouds and the rain
01:12:27The same will never be the same
01:12:30But in the flames and the rain
01:12:33No!
01:12:51Hi, hi
01:12:52You're alive?
01:12:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:12:53Oh, honey, hi
01:12:54I gotta go
01:12:55No
01:12:56I've gotta do this
01:12:57I'm gonna do this
01:12:58No
01:12:58Let me go
01:13:02No, babe
01:13:08Ninja
01:13:09No
01:13:12Whoa, whoa!
01:13:31Ah, the music!
01:13:33A little of this!
01:13:36A little of this!
01:13:37Because we own it!
01:13:39We own it!
01:13:40Oh!
01:13:42Oh, we like this!
01:13:44We're gonna take it away!
01:13:47We're gonna take it away!
01:13:49We're gonna take it away!
01:13:51Let's take it!
01:13:52Let's get one done!
01:13:54Yeah!
01:13:57Bring it down!
01:13:58Bring it with me!
01:13:59Here you go!
01:14:01Oh!
01:14:03Oh!
01:14:03Ah!
01:14:04Ah!
01:14:04Ah!
01:14:06Ah!
01:14:14You're so smart with the music.
01:14:16Oh, my God!
01:14:18There's the pillows, man!
01:14:19I'm putting them in my bed!
01:14:21For sure!
01:14:22Bring it in!
01:14:22No!
01:14:25No!
01:14:34Ooh!
01:14:35Oh, my God!
01:14:37Damn!
01:14:39Yes!
01:14:40What?
01:14:41Yeah!
01:14:41Babe, are you okay?
01:14:42Yeah, I'm fine.
01:14:43Let's just...
01:14:44Let's go inside.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:45Let's go inside.
01:14:46Let's go inside.
01:14:47Everyone, everyone.
01:14:48Let's go inside.
01:14:48I saw a monster block.
01:14:49What's wrong?
01:14:51We did it!
01:14:52We did.
01:14:52Guys...
01:14:54Nobody...
01:14:55Where's our...
01:14:56Okay.
01:14:57Yep.
01:14:58Well, I'm just saying, like...
01:14:59Okay.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:15Baby.
01:15:23Hey.
01:15:25Morning.
01:15:26So I've been thinking.
01:15:27Okay.
01:15:29If you really want to get out of here, we can.
01:15:33If you want.
01:15:35I want.
01:15:37Well, good.
01:15:39Because...
01:15:39Coming in some money soon.
01:15:42Oh, yeah?
01:15:44Mm-hmm.
01:15:45Me and Mac, starting a business.
01:15:50Cool.
01:15:53Well...
01:15:54How you feeling?
01:15:55How you feeling?
01:15:56Good.
01:15:58Yeah.
01:16:00Like...
01:16:00Really good.
01:16:03A little hungry?
01:16:05Strangely.
01:16:07How are you feeling?
01:16:10I feel...
01:16:12Great.
01:16:15Hey.
01:16:17Earlier today.
01:16:20About that.
01:16:22Um...
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:24It was weird, right?
01:16:26I felt it, too.
01:16:28The sun?
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31How's your wound?
01:16:40Healed.
01:16:41Whoa.
01:16:43Completely.
01:16:44Yours?
01:16:49Hey, what is it?
01:16:51Um...
01:16:52It's healed.
01:16:55Okay, what is it?
01:16:59Dean.
01:17:02Have you seen the movie...
01:17:05Junior?
01:17:13Hey, you two are still here.
01:17:22What the fuck?
01:17:26I think I'm pregnant?
01:17:32I think I'm pregnant?
01:17:41Oh, God.
01:17:45I don't think we're alone out there.
01:17:48I don't think we're alone in here either.
01:17:59Dean saw the sun sky lit up with fire.
01:18:03He wrote a book that nobody wanted.
01:18:08Back out of work for six months running.
01:18:12The two started group.
01:18:14Comraders of alien convergence.
01:18:18Not alone out there.
01:18:20Not alone in here.
01:18:22Zombie cat.
01:18:23They're a rat trash panda kind of situation.
01:18:27Back at Dean ready to fight.
01:18:31Alien hunters in the night.
01:18:36Alien neutralizers ain't got shit.
01:18:39I'll be the butter.
01:18:41Butter, butter, knife.
01:18:43Fire and step.
01:18:46No.
01:19:07Auction.
01:19:09And the crew, they take a stand
01:19:13Defending us and our girlfriends
01:19:17Not alone out there, not alone in here
01:19:22Zombie cat, bear rat, trash
01:19:25And a kind of situation
01:19:29Mack and D, ready to fight
01:19:34And the horses in the night
01:19:40Mack and D, ready to fight
01:19:43Alien hunters in the night
01:19:46Alien neutralizers and got shit
01:19:49On peanut butter, butter, knife fighting sticks
01:19:54Mack and D, crew, they take a stand
01:19:58Defending Earth and our girlfriends
01:20:03Not alone out there, not alone in here
01:20:06Zombie cat, bear rat, trash
01:20:10And a kind of situation
01:20:13In the butter, not in his nails
01:20:17D, N, O, U, F
01:20:19Macky will never fail
01:20:21¿Qué pasa?
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