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00:00:19This video is brought to you by the
00:03:41Yeah, it's okay.
00:03:42Tia, meet Tamara.
00:03:44Sister, sister.
00:03:46Oh.
00:03:46Ah.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48That's it.
00:03:49Is it?
00:03:49Snake thing is too much.
00:03:51Stay still.
00:03:52Hold on.
00:03:53Hold on.
00:03:54Hold on.
00:03:58Okay, don't move.
00:03:59Okay, don't move.
00:04:01All right, hold on.
00:04:05What's happening?
00:04:06Oh, yeah.
00:04:08You have light all over you, girl.
00:04:10Oh my God, I'm shedding.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12You're good now.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:14All right, Mac.
00:04:15Whiter.
00:04:17Whiter.
00:04:17Mac, you know the drill.
00:04:21You're being ridiculous.
00:04:24I like having friends.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27No fire.
00:04:28What fire?
00:04:29I have got to hear this.
00:04:31All right.
00:04:31So you guys know our friends, Doug and Samantha, right?
00:04:34Okay.
00:04:35Well, Mac thought it'd be a good idea to show Doug a flame trick.
00:04:38Uh, just, no, that's not the story.
00:04:42I, it was a barbecue lid.
00:04:44It wouldn't close.
00:04:46He literally knocked the barbecue over and set their entire patio furniture on fire.
00:04:50Wait, what?
00:04:51Their brand new set?
00:04:52Did you have to pay for it?
00:04:53No, thank God.
00:04:55With me just bartending and Mac out of work, we can't afford that.
00:04:58Uh, hi.
00:04:59Hey.
00:04:59No, in between gigs.
00:05:01I'm in between gigs.
00:05:03Yeah, for six months.
00:05:05You see, I have a particular set of skills.
00:05:08That I was blessed with.
00:05:10And they should be compensated for.
00:05:13I think that's fair.
00:05:14You know, we have a barbecue.
00:05:16And we wouldn't charge either.
00:05:17You know, if anything bad happened.
00:05:20Hey now.
00:05:21What?
00:05:22I don't see this place catching fire a bad thing.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26You know what?
00:05:27Fantasia never did anything but love you.
00:05:31It's a never-ending story thing.
00:05:32Don't encourage it.
00:05:33I hate this place.
00:05:35This place is a family heirloom.
00:05:37Your uncle went to prison and then we moved in two weeks later.
00:05:40Like I said, heirloom.
00:05:43I like it.
00:05:43I think it's cozy.
00:05:47Everything is cozy.
00:05:49Okay, please behave.
00:05:50Both of you.
00:05:51You sure you just don't want to come with us tonight?
00:05:54We're sure.
00:05:55We'll be back around 3 a.m.
00:05:59Well, why don't you girls just hang out with us tonight, I mean.
00:06:03What, and watch Ancient Aliens with you?
00:06:05That is a great show.
00:06:07So many discoveries.
00:06:08Aliens are a fact of life.
00:06:10And we need to be prepared.
00:06:12In fact...
00:06:13Wait, no.
00:06:15Babe?
00:06:16Well, I will...
00:06:17Put the book away.
00:06:19No.
00:06:19No, thank you.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:26Um, please feed the children.
00:06:30What children?
00:06:31The trick-or-treaters.
00:06:32You don't feed the kids candy?
00:06:34I mean...
00:06:35Last year he put a sign out that read,
00:06:37Bring this bell and die.
00:06:39Here we go.
00:06:41I mean, it's not ambiguous.
00:06:43They're children.
00:06:44Please give them candy.
00:06:45Okay, sure.
00:06:47I'll encourage the behavior of walking up to a complete stranger's home.
00:06:51In the spirit of Halloween, yeah.
00:06:54Walks and matches.
00:06:55Top left, Jorg.
00:06:56You're welcome.
00:06:57She can hear you.
00:06:59Quick, he's talking about Fantasia.
00:07:00Go.
00:07:12You want to see something cool?
00:07:13Do I want to see something cool?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16Oh, now.
00:07:17You meant now.
00:07:30Well, when you said cool,
00:07:32your bathroom didn't come to mind.
00:07:35Magic time.
00:07:37You ready?
00:07:38Mm-hmm.
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:43Nice.
00:07:44Is that new?
00:07:46Oh, yeah.
00:07:47And that's not all.
00:07:48Mm-hmm.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56You install these yourself?
00:08:01You really fancied the place up, didn't you?
00:08:04Oh, yeah.
00:08:05All sensors, I don't have to touch a thing.
00:08:08It really is like magic.
00:08:11All right.
00:08:11I'm not going to.
00:08:12This is awesome.
00:08:13I'm told.
00:08:13This is fantastic, actually.
00:08:15This is.
00:08:16Wait, why did you do all the additions
00:08:18if Skylar wants to leave?
00:08:21What?
00:08:22Why would we leave this place?
00:08:24We've got everything we need right here.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:33Are we really going to watch Ancient Aliens?
00:08:35Oh, yeah.
00:08:36I got, like, ten seasons.
00:08:37Go pick one.
00:08:38And can I get you a drink?
00:08:41Yes and yes.
00:08:50Why is this in your car?
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:53Fucking Dean keeps putting that in my car
00:08:54every time I'm about to go somewhere.
00:08:56I don't expect that.
00:08:57Give it to me.
00:08:58You know what's fucked up?
00:08:59Hmm.
00:09:00This.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:04Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:05This is awesome.
00:09:07This is fantastic.
00:09:08Oh, my gosh.
00:09:09Who even has these anymore?
00:09:12You know, they say that aliens live deep underwater
00:09:16and among us, like, regularly.
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:23I don't know about all that.
00:09:26These are like records, man.
00:09:28This is crazy.
00:09:29I mean, do you want something to play this?
00:09:31You take an eat?
00:09:33Is there any other way?
00:09:37I think we're going to do season 11.
00:09:39So, what's going on with the whole job thing?
00:09:43You really think that they're underground?
00:09:45Like, in the water underground?
00:09:47I see what you're doing.
00:09:49Yes, I do believe, though.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:52Six months, though?
00:09:52That's why.
00:09:54Well, it's more like five and a half, but...
00:09:57Yeah.
00:09:57Look, I'm trying to start my own company, okay?
00:10:00And the process is taking just a little bit longer than I would hope, than I thought.
00:10:06Um, but Amanda just, she just wants me to get a job now.
00:10:12She wants me to get a piece of shit job that pays shit, and it's stupid, and she wants me
00:10:17to give up on my hopes, and she doesn't believe in my dreams.
00:10:19I don't know if all that's true, that last part, but it's stupid.
00:10:25Do you think that maybe she feels frustrated because she feels alone?
00:10:31Like, she wants this thing between you two to go further, but you're not going, getting a job, not bringing
00:10:39how many money.
00:10:40She feels like you don't care.
00:10:48That's some deep shit.
00:10:50All right.
00:10:51Serious question.
00:10:52Serious answer.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55Seriously, though.
00:10:56All right.
00:10:57Which drugs are off the table tonight, and how far is, like, officially cheating?
00:11:03Amanda.
00:11:04I know.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06I want to get fucked up, but I'm not trying to fuck up my whole life.
00:11:08Yeah, sometimes.
00:11:09So what drugs?
00:11:10Hurry.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:11Mm-hmm.
00:11:12So?
00:11:14Weed?
00:11:15Yes.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17Alcohol?
00:11:19Cocaine?
00:11:20Oh, it was candy.
00:11:21Yay.
00:11:22All right.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I don't...
00:11:32What is T-N-W-F?
00:11:36T-N-W-F?
00:11:40Now this is a true work of art.
00:11:44Oh, like an indie film.
00:11:47Because I'm trying to...
00:11:48Oh, God, no, this is...
00:11:49This is a porn.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51No, no, yes.
00:11:52There's naked people.
00:11:53This is an artistically driven narrative about two people physically expressing their love
00:12:01for one another.
00:12:05Yeah, I know.
00:12:08What's the title stand for?
00:12:10Hmm.
00:12:13The Night We Fucked.
00:12:17Wh...
00:12:18Why?
00:12:23Isn't this dangerous?
00:12:25What happened if we got stuck out here?
00:12:28We'd be fucked.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31Fucked is a situation I'm currently in.
00:12:34What are you talking about?
00:12:36It's Mac.
00:12:37I mean, you know I love him more than anything, but he hasn't worked for six months.
00:12:43Drained our savings.
00:12:44Talking to him about it?
00:12:45No, I just...
00:12:46I don't want to piss him off, you know?
00:12:48Okay, that sounds very wife-beater-ish to me.
00:12:52It's nothing like that.
00:12:53I just...
00:12:53I haven't found the right time.
00:12:55It's a sensitive topic.
00:12:58So let's switch topics.
00:13:01Uh, how are you, Dean Ann Fantasia?
00:13:04Fucking whore.
00:13:04Sky, it's not that bad.
00:13:09Okay, it's that bad.
00:13:10Fine.
00:13:11You know what?
00:13:13I've needed this for a long time.
00:13:15It's alongside it.
00:13:16Same here.
00:13:18You know, we used to go on vacations all the time.
00:13:21And then we just stopped.
00:13:22Why?
00:13:22I don't know why.
00:13:24So?
00:13:24These nights out with just us.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27They're my new mini vacations.
00:13:28Thanks.
00:13:29You know, come to think of it, I don't think Mac and I have ever been on a vacation.
00:13:33That's because you can't afford one.
00:13:35You're a slut.
00:13:36I'm a vampire.
00:13:38Hmm.
00:13:39Okay.
00:13:40So beisty.
00:13:42Happy Halloween!
00:13:44Little fuckers.
00:13:46It was faster.
00:13:48Fair enough.
00:13:52I miss that whole entire being super happy off of the Halloween.
00:13:58What in God's name is that?
00:14:02Oh, uh, you know what?
00:14:05That was my uncle's.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Uh, actually, it was here before we got here.
00:14:13And I think probably all those roosters you're carrying right now used to live there and
00:14:21escaped, so.
00:14:24Oh, okay, because.
00:14:26Yeah, I was going to go with sex cage.
00:14:28That looks like something Jenna Jameson trained in before she hit it big and found her stride.
00:14:33Who?
00:14:33Yeah, I'm pretty sure a forensic team is going to be showing up to collect samples, at the
00:14:37very least vivid.
00:14:39Okay, actually, that sounds awesome, and I invite that possibility.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Well, then here's the crazy shit happening.
00:14:47Yes, sir.
00:14:48That's weird.
00:14:49Cheers.
00:14:50I believe you don't have a stereo.
00:15:15The fuck was that?
00:15:18That.
00:15:19in your face shit what's in your face shit
00:15:30do you you feel this it's like the rain
00:15:37without the rain what it's like the rain without the get your face out here
00:15:42oh yeah yeah okay that is wild it was nice it's like petrichor's little brother
00:15:53softcore it's angelic it's like ariel singing a song it is unusual it's
00:16:03beautiful huh whatever let's go inside okay
00:16:13wow oh my god what what the fuck what's crazy what is it there's like
00:16:23raindrops on my face and on my tongue there's none on your car and there's no
00:16:30clouds
00:16:36yeah that is kind of wild
00:16:39in this installment we hear the pentagon confirm yet more startling ufo sightings
00:16:45we learn about a group of scientists who are putting pressure on the government to release
00:16:48all of their secrets on flying objects it doesn't make any fucking sense no it really
00:16:54does just okay an alien civilized think about it who would have thought we'd ever get to a place
00:16:59where the u.s government is regularly confirming ufo sightings
00:17:04i don't believe you okay well
00:17:07try it i will
00:17:15i don't believe you okay oh my god
00:17:30i don't believe you okay
00:17:40Because it doesn't
00:17:43They touch they sure do
00:17:48Wait this doesn't prove anything these are my pants give me your pants your pants, okay
00:18:21This is nuts. This is nuts. I never have to try on pants again. Never. This is crazy. Yeah, you're
00:18:30like wizard
00:18:32It's been said, okay
00:18:38I
00:18:45Swear to God, I don't even know I put the sign out this just speaks to the education system
00:18:58What are you doing trick or don't even finish that I really did though
00:19:05You're like half an adult. Why are you out here? Why can't I just get some candy because there's an
00:19:10age limit?
00:19:11That's ageist. It's not how that works works at all. Can I just get some candy old man old man?
00:19:16I'm talking to him actually checks out. Okay, okay
00:19:19You know what you should be doing you should be at home listening to hurt crying about somebody who stood
00:19:24you up tonight
00:19:24What the fuck is hurt?
00:19:25What the fuck?
00:19:27Okay, I'm gonna have to
00:19:30I'm gonna have to show you a lesson here. Please educate this one
00:19:33Maybe this is this little ditty's gonna ring a bell. Mm-hmm
00:19:37You let me violate you
00:19:43This is the first day of my last day I like that one too
00:19:48Next track the world is a vampire
00:19:51Mm-hmm
00:19:53Mm-hmm
00:19:53Mm-hmm
00:19:55And you could have it all
00:19:59Shh
00:20:00Do-go-do-go
00:20:01Shh
00:20:01My empire
00:20:03Back out of me!
00:20:04Oh that one by Johnny Cash, right?
00:20:09Oh god
00:20:11Okay, leave! Just go
00:20:13Why don't you leave?
00:20:14Well, cuz this is my house, that's why
00:20:16It's my house
00:20:17It's our house
00:20:17Together
00:20:18Together
00:20:20Not your concern! You need to go away, vampire
00:20:23Be gone
00:20:23I'm sorry, I interrupted your eyes wide shut moment
00:20:27Our eyes wide shut
00:20:31Be gone, okay? Make like a crow
00:20:35Just go
00:20:35Yep, please
00:20:36Please
00:20:36Just walk off this property
00:20:39Be gone
00:20:39Be gone
00:20:40Yeah
00:20:41Bad bye
00:20:44Girls night, motherfucker!
00:20:46Woohoo!
00:20:47Girls night, motherfucker!
00:20:57Find another home, Crusader
00:21:02Okay
00:21:05This is gonna lead to murder
00:21:26Okay, come on!
00:21:30I spent so long on that
00:21:33I know
00:21:34Who would do that?
00:21:35Well, I mean, probably the teenager that was out here earlier
00:21:38That would be my guess
00:21:39I'm not a detective, but
00:21:41I mean, I would assume
00:21:42Yeah
00:21:43That's what happened there
00:21:44Yeah, you're probably right
00:21:45Okay
00:21:55Right here
00:21:56What?
00:21:57You'd probably see it on your ring
00:21:58Doorbell
00:21:59I mean, I don't pay for the service
00:22:01What?
00:22:02Why do you have it?
00:22:03Because I needed a doorbell
00:22:06I mean, it makes sense
00:22:07That checks out, actually
00:22:27Hey
00:22:27Hey, all right
00:22:28Okay, but seriously
00:22:29Yeah
00:22:29You're not bringing any strays home tonight
00:22:31Oh, but I make the best friends
00:22:33You are not Captain Stave at home
00:22:35All right
00:22:35We need to be able to look back
00:22:37Hell years later
00:22:38Be like, that shit
00:22:39What's fucking epic?
00:22:41Thank you
00:22:43I'll turn up your face
00:22:44I'm sorry
00:23:08Okay
00:23:09You heard that, right?
00:23:11Yeah
00:23:12Heard it
00:23:12Saw it
00:23:13Felt it
00:23:24All right
00:23:25Okay
00:23:26That's
00:23:27A young child screaming
00:23:28Yep
00:23:31Yep
00:23:31Uh, you should probably go check that out
00:23:34We
00:23:35We can check it out
00:23:36Yeah
00:23:38Oh, God
00:23:42All right
00:23:43But the sound came from the shed
00:23:45Yeah
00:23:45I think
00:23:46Our little bastard is hiding in there
00:23:49Yeah
00:23:50Okay
00:23:51Take out your phone
00:23:55Okay
00:23:56Open it
00:23:59Open it
00:24:00You open it
00:24:02You're closer
00:24:05By all means
00:24:06It's just a kid
00:24:09I got it
00:24:10I got it
00:24:10I got it
00:24:10I got it
00:24:17I got it
00:24:18I got it
00:24:18I got it
00:24:18I got it
00:24:19I got it
00:24:21I got it
00:24:21I got it
00:24:21I got it
00:24:23I got it
00:24:24I got it
00:24:24I got it
00:24:24I got it
00:24:24I got it
00:24:25I got it
00:24:25I got it
00:24:26I got it
00:24:26I got it
00:24:27I got it
00:24:27I got it
00:24:30I got it
00:24:37What the fuck was that?
00:24:43That, my friend, was an alien.
00:24:48Are you happy about this?
00:24:50Yeah!
00:24:52Wait, no.
00:24:53Yes?
00:24:56Was that...
00:24:58Was it chewing on the teenager?
00:25:00Dude, we were looking at the same thing, and that was an alien trash band.
00:25:07Was that really an alien?
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:11Uh, uh, oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15New plan.
00:25:17Evidence.
00:25:17Move.
00:25:18What?
00:25:18What?
00:25:19No.
00:25:20No, no, no, no.
00:25:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:22What are you doing?
00:25:23I'm kind of...
00:25:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30What a lean alien.
00:25:31Oh, man.
00:25:32No one's gonna believe this.
00:25:34Oh, God.
00:25:35Was it...
00:25:35Was it...
00:25:36Was a teenager in there?
00:25:38Dude, how are you not...
00:25:40Damn.
00:25:41Ooh, seems aggressive.
00:25:44Oh, uh, what I think is that it's done with its appetizer.
00:25:48Ooh, appetizer has a name.
00:25:51Oh, what is it?
00:25:53Oh.
00:26:00Okay.
00:26:01You know what?
00:26:01We need weapons.
00:26:04Hey!
00:26:06Sorry.
00:26:07I thought you said go.
00:26:08What?
00:26:09No.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:10First, we need to fortify this door.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13Uh, so maybe we grab...
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:18This is a complete betrayal of our friendship.
00:26:21Complete betrayal!
00:26:22Get out!
00:27:31Gentle.
00:27:33Gentle.
00:27:35Gentle.
00:27:37Gentle.
00:27:39Gentle.
00:27:40Gentle.
00:27:46We've really got to work on our communication, okay?
00:27:55That's fair.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:59And now...
00:28:02We need guns.
00:28:06Lots of guns!
00:28:10We don't have guns?
00:28:13No.
00:28:16We don't have a gun?
00:28:18No.
00:28:20That's a butter knife.
00:28:22Yeah, well, I wasn't expecting an alien rodent invasion.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30You having a stroke?
00:28:32Your book.
00:28:33What about your book?
00:28:35Didn't you write a book about this?
00:28:37Amanda, wake up.
00:28:41Amanda.
00:28:43Come on.
00:28:45Amanda, wake up.
00:29:05I'm starting a new company.
00:29:06That's what's happening.
00:29:08I'm gonna comb this little alien creature's hair.
00:29:11That's not a common little fucker down.
00:29:14Come here.
00:29:19It's peanut butter.
00:29:21Uh, rats like peanut butter.
00:29:22It looked like a rat, so...
00:29:24It's like a...
00:29:24It's like a...
00:29:25Here, come here!
00:29:26Feed.
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:27And then it's like an attack.
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:29You just come at it aggressively, you know.
00:29:31You know.
00:29:31I got something here.
00:29:33So, it says...
00:29:36Listen for a sound the creature makes.
00:29:39To try to imitate it.
00:29:41To communicate.
00:29:42Alright.
00:29:44It says...
00:29:44You wrote it.
00:29:48Look.
00:29:50It was eating a small child.
00:29:53Like, I feel like we're past communicating.
00:30:14The girls!
00:30:15Oh, my God.
00:30:16The girls?
00:30:18Where are you going?
00:30:24Amanda?
00:30:25Amanda, wake up!
00:30:26What?
00:30:28Where are we?
00:30:29What?
00:30:34How?
00:30:39What?
00:30:40What?
00:30:42No...
00:30:43No...
00:31:07What are you doing?
00:31:10What are you doing?
00:31:10What are you doing?
00:31:13Okay, what's going on?
00:31:17Oh, shit.
00:31:19Are we okay?
00:31:20Define okay.
00:31:23What's happening?
00:31:24Quiet.
00:31:25What's going on?
00:31:26Shh.
00:31:26They're out there.
00:31:29Look.
00:31:33Shh.
00:31:34What are we going to do?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36We need to be quiet.
00:31:38We need to be very still.
00:31:40Do not move.
00:31:42We need to get out of here.
00:31:45Like fast.
00:31:47Are we going to die?
00:31:49We can't die out here.
00:31:50We can't die just like this.
00:31:52Just calm down.
00:31:53Just calm down, okay?
00:31:54Calm down?
00:31:55We're on a deserted road surrounded by monster rats.
00:31:59We have no cell service.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:03Who's that?
00:32:04Dean?
00:32:05Yes.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08Oh, my God.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:10We crashed our car on Imprimine Road.
00:32:13Because it's faster.
00:32:15It's faster.
00:32:17Right?
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:18Just stop.
00:32:19All right?
00:32:19We crashed our car on Imprimine Road.
00:32:21And now we're surrounded by zombie cats.
00:32:23She's seen them too.
00:32:25I don't know.
00:32:25I can hear it.
00:32:26Okay, babe.
00:32:27I need you to stay put.
00:32:30We are coming to get you.
00:32:32Just don't move.
00:32:34Oh, let me talk to the man.
00:32:36Come here.
00:32:43Mark?
00:32:46Mark?
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48That can't be good.
00:32:50Babe.
00:32:51I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:32:55Mac?
00:32:56Mac?
00:32:58This is fucking useless.
00:33:00We're gonna fucking die.
00:33:02We're gonna die.
00:33:04We're gonna die.
00:33:05We're gonna die.
00:33:07Okay, everything's fine.
00:33:09Everything's fine.
00:33:09It's not fine.
00:33:11Nope.
00:33:12Oh, it's gone.
00:33:13It's gone?
00:33:14We're gonna be okay.
00:33:15I don't like this.
00:33:16We're gonna fucking die.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:19We're okay.
00:33:20We just need to think.
00:33:22And calm down.
00:33:25Hi.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28What?
00:33:28What are you doing?
00:33:30Where's mine?
00:33:32Well, I, uh, because I only found four.
00:33:36You only made one for yourself.
00:33:39All right.
00:33:42Uh, where are you going?
00:33:44Uh, we're a team.
00:33:46The aliens are that way.
00:33:48The girls are that way.
00:33:49I can come in first.
00:33:51Well, you should go in first, actually.
00:33:53And then I'll come in behind you.
00:33:55And then I'll do like...
00:34:00Are you kidding me with this?
00:34:01This entire time I've been in the kitchen building a Lego set with peanut butter and you've had an alien
00:34:08neutralizer on you the whole time?
00:34:10This is our chance.
00:34:17Our time's now.
00:34:19There's no going back.
00:34:20One for all.
00:34:22And all for one.
00:34:24We'll show them why we chose Disneyland over Knott's Berry Farm.
00:34:30What?
00:34:32I don't know.
00:34:36Should we have a name?
00:34:38I thought it was obvious.
00:34:40Was it?
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:41It's...
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:44Barauders of Alien Convergence...
00:34:52Divisidera.
00:34:52Division.
00:34:53Division.
00:34:53Mm-hmm.
00:34:58Mac D, motherfucker.
00:35:04I was looking under the car.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:13It's locked.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:16How do you not know your own fob twice?
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:35There you go.
00:35:36All right.
00:35:37Speed it up.
00:35:38I know.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:42Shit.
00:35:46Nice jousting position.
00:35:48I like it.
00:35:51All right.
00:35:53Help!
00:35:54Help!
00:35:55Help!
00:35:56Did you hear that?
00:35:57I didn't hear shit.
00:35:58Let's go.
00:35:59Help!
00:36:01Help!
00:36:03Help!
00:36:05Help!
00:36:05I know you hear that.
00:36:07Okay, but...
00:36:09What if that's like some kind of alien voice trick or something?
00:36:14Like, how do we even know that's the teenager?
00:36:17Hey, if you can hear me, I'm the teenager from earlier!
00:36:22Help!
00:36:24This is how people die.
00:36:26Saving others?
00:36:28No.
00:36:29Deviating.
00:36:30Our goal was the girls.
00:36:32The first part to getting toward that goal was getting in the car.
00:36:36We're in the car!
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40That's fair.
00:36:41She needs our help.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:45You realize we're probably only gonna be saving half a teenager, right?
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:58Let's make this quick, all right?
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:01Fucking kid.
00:37:24Me first, Devi?
00:37:25Yeah, okay.
00:37:25Just okay.
00:37:26All right.
00:37:38I think something was eating me.
00:37:40Right.
00:37:41Well, you know, you should've gone home.
00:37:44Not the time.
00:37:45You're gonna be okay.
00:37:46None of that is true.
00:37:58I did not see that coming.
00:37:59Quick!
00:38:00Throw something!
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Okay, okay.
00:38:04Go, go, go, go!
00:38:06I'll grab it!
00:38:06I'll grab it!
00:38:16I'll grab it!
00:38:17I'll grab it!
00:38:17Go, go, go.
00:38:27Go, go, go, go!
00:38:28Go, go, go, go, go!
00:38:38Go, go, go!
00:38:48It's not making that sound, you're making it horny.
00:38:52Oh.
00:38:54Oh, God.
00:38:56Damn.
00:38:59It's a boy.
00:39:09Oh, fuck.
00:39:14They're trying to get out, you little fucker.
00:39:15No.
00:39:17Goddamn.
00:39:20Get here.
00:39:21Get here.
00:39:22Go.
00:39:22Get.
00:39:23Go.
00:39:25Swing, Meryl.
00:39:27Swing.
00:39:27I got it.
00:39:28Go, go, go, go.
00:39:29Swing.
00:39:30Swing.
00:39:32Daredevil's brain.
00:39:32Get out of here.
00:39:41Whoa.
00:39:46Are you fucking kidding me right now?
00:39:50You just...
00:39:50You get to save her and...
00:39:53It's just the...
00:39:54It's just the things.
00:39:55Fucking kids, man.
00:39:56It's just the fucking things.
00:39:57I told you.
00:40:01I told you.
00:40:05You nearly got here in the...
00:40:07Fuck.
00:40:08What is that thing?
00:40:10Looked like something I bought my fucking niece for Christmas last year.
00:40:13Okay.
00:40:13Well, not all alien life form is carbon-based, okay?
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:17I'm just saying it's like really rubbery.
00:40:23Well, this...
00:40:24Well, this kind of looks like we're right back where we started.
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:30It does look like that, Mac.
00:40:31It really does.
00:40:33Huh.
00:40:34It's funny.
00:40:36What do we do?
00:40:37Well, I think we just make it back to the house.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44That sounds okay.
00:40:50Is that...
00:40:51Is that another one?
00:40:54Is that a new plan?
00:41:11Huh.
00:41:14Is that a new plan?
00:41:22Is that a new plan?
00:41:30Holy fuck, cock.
00:41:31Holy fuck, cock.
00:41:38Where is it?
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:40Where is it?
00:41:42Here.
00:41:43Your stupid sounds made it horny.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:59What do you see?
00:42:00I don't see it.
00:42:01What do you see?
00:42:01Nothing.
00:42:15I don't see it.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17No.
00:42:18I don't see anything.
00:42:21I don't see it.
00:42:28God.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:30Why?
00:42:31Why?
00:42:32Why?
00:42:33Damn it.
00:42:33I don't have my phone.
00:42:34Okay.
00:42:35Do you have yours?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:38I left it in the car.
00:42:40Fuck.
00:42:41Fuck.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:42It's fine.
00:42:43Is it?
00:42:44Yeah, we're fine.
00:42:45Yeah, are we?
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47Okay, we just have to...
00:42:48What?
00:42:50We just...
00:42:51Just have to...
00:42:57We have to...
00:43:03What the...
00:43:05Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:08Oh, shit.
00:43:12Oh, shit.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:18Never want.
00:43:21Oh.
00:43:25You're gonna be okay.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:47Oh, my God.
00:44:04Oh, wow. That was fast.
00:44:10That's not them.
00:44:11Oh?
00:44:12Is this a good thing?
00:44:14Is that a question?
00:44:15I don't know. Tonight is fucking weird.
00:44:17That could be a good Samaritan.
00:44:19He sees a stranded car and he's just walking over to help us.
00:44:22Yes.
00:44:25Or he could have created a possum kingdom of aliens and released them into the world.
00:44:30And now he's here to collect his offspring and he's going to viciously murder any of the witnesses.
00:44:34That's the other option.
00:44:35He could be a serial rapist.
00:44:37Don't fucking do a rapist!
00:44:41Oh, hey now.
00:44:43No, I didn't mean to cause you a fright.
00:44:47I just, uh, I noticed some smoke coming from your car and, uh, wondered if, uh, you ladies needn't any
00:44:59help.
00:44:59Um, yes. Hello, good sir.
00:45:02Sir?
00:45:03No, no, no.
00:45:05Oh, the name is, uh, the name is Sam.
00:45:12You know, you're all on a dangerous, uh, road here.
00:45:18Hello, Sam.
00:45:19Yes, I'm aware of the road.
00:45:22Hmm.
00:45:23You ladies, uh, you ladies are all right?
00:45:27No, there's creepy critters running all around out there.
00:45:31What's there?
00:45:32You've heard of murder hornets, right?
00:45:37Murder hornets, uh, yeah.
00:45:41Okay, think murder hornets, but they look like baboon rats.
00:45:45Baboon rats?
00:45:46I, I don't quite follow, uh, can you roll, roll the window down a little bit?
00:45:53Not a good idea, Sam.
00:45:54You need to get back in your car.
00:45:58You, you want me to leave?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:00Don't, don't leave.
00:46:01You want me to get back in my van?
00:46:03No.
00:46:04Yes.
00:46:05Are you all on drugs?
00:46:07What? No, I, okay, I, I could see how it might seem like that, but no.
00:46:14Mm-hmm.
00:46:17Do you really not see anything?
00:46:19Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
00:46:25do.
00:46:46Okay, we'll roll the window down.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49It's fine.
00:46:56Sam, if you try any weird shit, we'll fuck your ass.
00:46:59Up.
00:47:00We will fuck your ass up.
00:47:01Okay, we don't have time for creepy raper killers tonight.
00:47:04Okay, this night's already a fucking mess.
00:47:06Raper killers?
00:47:07Look, I was just trying to give you ladies a hand.
00:47:13Hmm.
00:47:15I think I'll leave if you all want me to.
00:47:17Sam, we need to get out of here fast.
00:47:20Can you help us with that?
00:47:29I knew it.
00:47:30Goddamn creepy motherfucker.
00:47:32No!
00:47:33Jesus!
00:47:35I'm sorry!
00:47:44Oh my God!
00:47:57They're out there.
00:48:01They're still out there.
00:48:02Oh my God!
00:48:38Hey, buddy.
00:48:40Um, I'm gonna need you to get up here.
00:48:43Hello?
00:48:45Get up from that sweet little dream of yours.
00:48:47Hello?
00:48:48Gotta get you up, huh?
00:48:51Um, it's just...
00:48:54There's two of us and I need a partner here.
00:48:55Come on, man.
00:48:56You wake up.
00:48:57Why don't we play this little game called WAKE THE FUCK OFF!
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:02I got away from you.
00:49:03I apologize.
00:49:04I just need you to wake up.
00:49:06Please, just for the love of God,
00:49:09will you please just wake the fuck up?
00:49:15Oh, fuck.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:16Okay, actually, you stay here.
00:49:18I need you to stay here.
00:49:19Fuck.
00:49:19Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:21Why am I lying?
00:49:22Why am I?
00:49:23Joe McLean.
00:49:25Joe McLean.
00:49:26Joe McLean.
00:49:29Joe McLean.
00:49:30Joe McLean.
00:49:48Come to a party.
00:49:50Let's have a little fun.
00:49:51Bring a little aliens.
00:49:53Fuck my life.
00:49:55Sorry.
00:49:56Okay.
00:50:01Okay, you're going to run to the truck,
00:50:03start it up,
00:50:04and you're going to drive back to me.
00:50:05Yes.
00:50:05Okay, why don't we leave at the same time?
00:50:07So you can be lookout.
00:50:09What, so I can see when you're going to die?
00:50:12Are you ready?
00:50:13How do you know where his keys are?
00:50:15They're probably on him.
00:50:17Okay.
00:50:18Okay, I'm ready.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26You're good.
00:50:27Go.
00:50:29Go.
00:50:55Oh, fuck.
00:50:57Are you okay?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58He's staring at me.
00:50:59Is he alive?
00:51:02No.
00:51:05Okay, we just need the keys.
00:51:14What the fuck?
00:51:14How is that possible?
00:51:23Skylar, quit fucking with him.
00:51:25He's fucking with me.
00:51:26Just get the keys.
00:51:28Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:41This is freaking me out.
00:51:44Fuck.
00:51:45Let me know when it's clear.
00:51:46Fuck.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:49Okay, it's all...
00:51:50I think it's all clear.
00:51:52I said it's all clear.
00:51:55Shut the fuck up.
00:51:56You're going to get us fucking killed.
00:51:58Whose fault is that?
00:51:59What the fuck are you doing?
00:52:02Human shield.
00:52:03Are you serious?
00:52:06Are you watching?
00:52:07You're being ridiculous.
00:52:08You're being ridiculous.
00:52:10I can't smell what they already killed.
00:52:13I don't think that's a thing.
00:52:14It's totally a fucking thing.
00:52:16Fuck you.
00:52:17Fuck you.
00:52:18Fuck you.
00:52:19Fuck you.
00:52:19Fuck you.
00:52:20Fuck you.
00:52:21Fuck you.
00:52:22Fuck you.
00:52:22Fuck you.
00:52:24Fuck you.
00:52:24Fuck you.
00:52:25Fuck you.
00:52:26Fuck you.
00:52:27Fuck you.
00:52:28Fuck you.
00:52:28Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:29Fuck you.
00:52:30Fuck you.
00:52:30Fuck you.
00:52:31Fuck you.
00:52:32Fuck you.
00:52:33Fuck you.
00:52:34Fuck you.
00:52:34Fuck you.
00:52:34Fuck you.
00:52:35Fuck you.
00:52:35Fuck you.
00:52:35Fuck you.
00:52:35Fuck you.
00:52:36Fuck you.
00:52:37Fuck you.
00:52:38Fuck you.
00:52:39Fuck you.
00:52:42Fuck you.
00:52:46Okay.
00:53:01Mac?
00:53:05All right.
00:53:09Well, that's cool.
00:53:11You know, just an open window with a bloodthirsty space rodent running around the property.
00:53:20Awesome.
00:53:28Good morning, sunshine.
00:53:35What's that behind you?
00:53:48Oh, God!
00:53:49Oh, God!
00:53:51Oh, God!
00:53:52You got to go!
00:53:53Oh, God!
00:53:53Take it!
00:53:54Oh, you're dead!
00:53:55Are you joking me?
00:53:56Yeah!
00:53:59Oh, God!
00:54:00Oh, God!
00:54:08Oh, God!
00:54:12You got this, buddy!
00:54:13You knew I didn't know!
00:54:16You got it inside!
00:54:18Oh, God!
00:54:19Oh, God!
00:54:23Oh, God!
00:54:24Oh, God!
00:54:35This is our chance, remember?
00:54:45Look at that!
00:54:56Kill it!
00:55:09Kill it!
00:55:37You got it?
00:55:50Were you blocking the door?
00:55:52Why are you wet?
00:55:54Why could you Jean-Claude Van Damme and I asked into the bathroom?
00:55:58For your safety, okay?
00:56:01How does that make any sense?
00:56:02How about those water sensors, though?
00:56:04Did they work out?
00:56:06Yeah, they were actually pretty good.
00:56:08They were fantastic.
00:56:09Can you believe Skyler didn't want those in there?
00:56:11That makes no goddamn sense right now.
00:56:13I don't know an alien would justify that.
00:56:15Well, I did.
00:56:28What's going on?
00:56:29Shut up!
00:56:30You're gonna draw attention!
00:56:30Why are you taking me?
00:56:32Let go of me, you crazy bitch!
00:56:35Just be quiet!
00:56:36Be quiet!
00:56:37You fucking cut me!
00:56:40You fucking cut me!
00:56:42Just be quiet!
00:56:43Just be quiet!
00:56:44Just be quiet!
00:56:44You're fucking dead!
00:56:46Be quiet!
00:56:50You bitch!
00:56:51Some outside...
00:56:56You're at you!
00:57:04Human shield.
00:57:49All right, come on.
00:57:50I got the games.
00:57:50Let's go.
00:57:56Wait a minute, girls!
00:57:58It's my truck, you fucking banana-eating plots!
00:58:03Hey, kangaroo fuckers!
00:58:07You're gonna die!
00:58:14We're gonna get trapping this thing.
00:58:17We are?
00:58:18Yeah, yeah.
00:58:19Thanks.
00:58:19Yeah, why are we still holding the door?
00:58:22I don't know.
00:58:23I was just following your lead.
00:58:24It's in there.
00:58:25It's in there pretty good.
00:58:26So we can move away.
00:58:30All right.
00:58:32We gotta get your phone.
00:58:34Do you know where it is?
00:58:36In front of the shed.
00:58:38Oh, yes.
00:58:39Mac D in full of Mac D, motherfucker!
00:58:44I've to get your heart.
00:58:46Well, less than a scare.
00:58:49Oh, jeez.
00:58:52Okay.
00:59:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:13I would be Willard in this situation.
00:59:16He would be Ben.
00:59:18You're Ben.
00:59:19We just need you.
00:59:21God damn.
00:59:22But stop with the biting.
00:59:23Bad rat.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25Bad rat.
00:59:29I know what you like.
00:59:30God.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32Why, come on danger.
00:59:34Come on, danger.
00:59:37Is this what you want?
00:59:44Oh, God.
00:59:45Oh, God.
00:59:46Oh, God.
00:59:48Oh, God.
00:59:49Oh, baby.
00:59:50Don't stop it.
00:59:51Did you work?
00:59:52Did you work?
00:59:53Oh, no.
00:59:55Oh, God.
00:59:58That's good.
01:00:00Oh, God.
01:00:09That was a masterpiece.
01:00:13Are you kidding me?
01:00:15You did that on purpose.
01:00:18That was an accident.
01:00:23No, that was my best performance.
01:00:27And you ruined it.
01:00:32That was an atrocity.
01:00:35Okay?
01:00:36And it only figures that a space demon could destroy it.
01:00:40Okay.
01:00:41The truth comes out.
01:00:43You're jealous of my night moves.
01:00:51What are you doing?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:52Why are you moving like that?
01:00:54Ooh.
01:00:55Ooh.
01:00:56Stop it.
01:00:57Ooh.
01:00:58Like that.
01:00:59Like that.
01:01:00Ooh.
01:01:01Stop that.
01:01:02That.
01:01:03Please.
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:05Now.
01:01:06Ooh.
01:01:07That.
01:01:08No.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:09Ooh.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:12Oh, yeah.
01:01:13Like that.
01:01:14Like that.
01:01:15That's...
01:01:15That's a breathing mechanism.
01:01:18Stop.
01:01:18Do...
01:01:19You...
01:01:20Do stop that.
01:01:23Fuck.
01:01:24Fuck.
01:01:36Fuck.
01:01:37Oh fuck...
01:01:38Oh shit.
01:01:39I'm sorry.
01:01:41Fuck.
01:01:42Oh shit.
01:01:42Oh my god.
01:01:43Are you okay?
01:01:44Yes, yes, yes.
01:01:45Here.
01:01:45Are you okay?
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:47Where did you get this?
01:01:49From a dead kid in your car down the street.
01:01:51We were driving by and we decided to call to see if it was safe.
01:01:53Well, it is now.
01:01:55I mean, how did you do that?
01:01:58Um, like this?
01:02:01Oh my god, babe, what happened?
01:02:03I got bit.
01:02:05Wait, what about you?
01:02:09Not as good of a wrestler as I thought I was.
01:02:12But let's get you cleaned up, okay?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17I'm okay, too.
01:02:19I mean, I got attacked by aliens.
01:02:34Fuck.
01:02:40You have no idea how good it feels to be back.
01:02:43Yeah, it was a fucking nightmare out there.
01:02:45I'm just glad you're both back safe.
01:02:48You got your car stolen by a teenager?
01:02:52I mean, it's more complicated than that, but yes.
01:02:56Okay, no, it is not complicated.
01:02:58He deviated.
01:03:00Okay, she was screaming for her life?
01:03:01How many are there?
01:03:04How many are there?
01:03:04Teenagers?
01:03:04Creatures.
01:03:05Idiot.
01:03:07I think we're splitting hairs here.
01:03:09What the fuck are these things?
01:03:12I don't know.
01:03:14I don't know.
01:03:14I know that they, like, water like candy, and fucking flashlights apparently kill them.
01:03:20Okay, wait, but the flashlights on her phone didn't do anything.
01:03:28All right, so it's the type of light.
01:03:29I don't know shit about lights, but there's something with that.
01:03:32Yeah?
01:03:33Wait.
01:03:33Um, those are black lights.
01:03:37That's it.
01:03:39Ultraviolet radiation.
01:03:40What the sun produces, it bounces around the atmosphere, daylight.
01:03:44I wish we had more of those.
01:03:46We do, actually.
01:03:49You remember the black light Christmas party.
01:03:59Now.
01:04:02What the fuck is that?
01:04:09I don't see it.
01:04:10Oh, shit.
01:04:15There.
01:04:15It's right here.
01:04:16Look.
01:04:17There it is.
01:04:25What's so fucking funny?
01:04:28All of it.
01:04:29All of it's funny.
01:04:30Look at this.
01:04:31It's just when we think we got a handle on it.
01:04:35Boom!
01:04:37No handle.
01:04:38We lose grip.
01:04:39I mean, I don't know if you guys are seeing this, but we're fucked, okay?
01:04:43You're fucked.
01:04:44You're fucked.
01:04:45You might be fucked.
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:46Still on the fence with, I need you to calm down.
01:04:51Because there's only one thing we can do.
01:04:56What is that?
01:05:00Mac D, this bitch.
01:05:02Hell yeah!
01:05:04Mac D?
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08It's our group name.
01:05:09We have a group.
01:05:10We created a group while you guys were gone.
01:05:12Pretty cool.
01:05:13So, you should join.
01:05:15Yeah, actually.
01:05:15I don't know why he's looking at us.
01:05:17No initiation.
01:05:18You're already here.
01:05:19How'd you land on that?
01:05:21Pretty simple.
01:05:22Yeah, hit him with the name.
01:05:24Here it comes.
01:05:25Ready?
01:05:25Waiting.
01:05:28Marauders of alien convergence.
01:05:37Dicks.
01:05:39Division.
01:05:40Division.
01:05:41Not dicks.
01:05:41Division.
01:05:43Okay.
01:05:44Mac D.
01:05:46Selling it.
01:05:46Why don't we call ourselves Security Killers for You Alliance.
01:05:56Like that, Skyya.
01:05:57Skyya, bitch!
01:06:02You don't have time for this.
01:06:04That's the stupidest name.
01:06:05The stupidest name I think I've ever heard?
01:06:08So dumb.
01:06:09So dumb.
01:06:10Say it again for me.
01:06:10It's really bad.
01:06:11It's great.
01:06:12You know what it's like?
01:06:12It's like they're trying to take their names and like just source them.
01:06:16Get in there.
01:06:17Do an acronym.
01:06:17How do we make the biggest sandwich?
01:06:19That makes no sense.
01:06:20It's so good about this.
01:06:21Same thing that you guys did.
01:06:22It's bad.
01:06:25I think that's its way of knocking.
01:06:27Okay.
01:06:27Let's do what we all do best.
01:06:32Fuck shit up.
01:06:33We fuck shit up.
01:06:33Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:06:34Yeah, yeah.
01:06:34All right?
01:06:35Okay.
01:06:35Come on.
01:06:36Bring it in.
01:06:37No.
01:06:37Pilot on top.
01:06:38No, thanks.
01:06:38Pilot on top.
01:06:40No, thank you.
01:06:41Okay.
01:06:41Go with your energy.
01:06:44And kapow!
01:06:52No, no, no, no, no.
01:07:13No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:00What are we looking at here?
01:08:01Excuse me.
01:08:01I'm so worried.
01:08:02Jesus, where is he?
01:08:03What?
01:08:04What's wrong?
01:08:05What's with all the pillows?
01:08:07What are you...
01:08:08Lock arteries, you know, for biting, scratches.
01:08:11Go ahead, take a tear.
01:08:14Nothing, nothing.
01:08:15That's actually pretty smart.
01:08:16Right?
01:08:17Yeah, babe, I'm impressed.
01:08:18You are?
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:21Okay, I'm so glad you said that.
01:08:23I've got a brilliant idea, okay?
01:08:25What is it?
01:08:25I'm glad you asked.
01:08:27All right, so how do we do this pillow thing?
01:08:30I kind of used up all the pillows.
01:08:33Seriously?
01:08:34And the duct tape.
01:08:35What about us?
01:08:37You are a selfish man.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:56Can you see that?
01:08:57He sees something.
01:09:02Holy shit.
01:09:05Is that the dead teenager that we saw when we were driving up?
01:09:10Hey, look what I found!
01:09:12That is her.
01:09:13That son of a bitch.
01:09:20Hey.
01:09:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:22You don't get to say hi to me.
01:09:24You stole my car, you little monster.
01:09:27Actually, I think I crashed your car.
01:09:29How do you not know if you crashed a car?
01:09:31You either did, or you didn't crash the car.
01:09:34This kid doesn't die.
01:09:36This kid doesn't die.
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:43Hey!
01:09:44Get up, buddy.
01:09:45Let's go.
01:09:48Dean!
01:09:49Where's Mac?
01:09:51What?
01:09:55No, no, no, no.
01:09:57Where is Mac?
01:09:59I don't know.
01:10:00He was right behind me.
01:10:02Was?
01:10:03We need to calm down.
01:10:04Like all of us.
01:10:05What do you mean calm down?
01:10:06Mac's fucking missing.
01:10:07I understand.
01:10:08Doesn't seem like it.
01:10:09Dean.
01:10:10Give me your flashlight.
01:10:11Fuck.
01:10:13I don't have it.
01:10:14What do you mean?
01:10:15It got knocked out of my hands.
01:10:18Wait.
01:10:19What time is it?
01:10:20It's almost 5.30.
01:10:22Why?
01:10:22Sunrise.
01:10:23Daylight.
01:10:24UV.
01:10:25Yeah.
01:10:26The cage outside the murder cage.
01:10:29Yes.
01:10:30I'm missing some verbal communication, you guys.
01:10:32Cage.
01:10:33Sun.
01:10:34Monster.
01:10:36Trap the motherfucker in the cage.
01:10:38Just in time for sunlight.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:40Okay.
01:10:41Oh, shit.
01:10:42These hits are getting way worse.
01:10:43Okay.
01:10:44We have to move now.
01:10:46Wait.
01:10:47Mac's still out there.
01:10:48You left him.
01:10:49With a creature?
01:10:51Is he dead?
01:10:53Oh, God.
01:10:54Hey.
01:10:54Hey.
01:10:56Marauders never say die, okay?
01:10:59What?
01:11:01We can't give up pursuing our dreams.
01:11:03Never say die.
01:11:05In here, our time is now.
01:11:08In here.
01:11:09Okay?
01:11:10And that all goes away moment we ride Troy's fucking...
01:11:13What the fuck are you talking about?
01:11:15It's the Goonies.
01:11:16He's doing the Goonies.
01:11:17Yes.
01:11:18We don't know anything, so we cannot assume the worst.
01:11:21Come here.
01:11:22Look at me.
01:11:23We need you right now.
01:11:25All right?
01:11:25There's a freakishly huge hairy space cock outside that wants us as a meal.
01:11:29We need to trap that motherfucker and watch it burn.
01:11:32Then we can look for Mac.
01:11:34Okay?
01:11:35Okay?
01:11:35Mac, he's a really smart guy.
01:11:37Okay?
01:11:37He can handle himself, and I'll let you in on a little secret.
01:11:41When we have our sleepovers at night, I read to him from my book that I wrote, so he's
01:11:45very well versed...
01:11:46Babe, what the fuck?
01:11:50Okay.
01:11:51I want to do this.
01:11:52Do what?
01:11:53Lure the space rat into the cage.
01:11:55I want to do it.
01:11:56Are you sure?
01:11:58You...
01:11:58No, it's okay.
01:12:00I'll do it.
01:12:01No, it's fine.
01:12:02I want to do this.
01:12:04Okay.
01:12:04Let's go.
01:12:29Let's go.
01:12:40Oh!
01:12:41Oh!
01:12:42Oh!
01:12:43Oh!
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:45Oh!
01:12:46Oh!
01:12:48Shit!
01:12:50Hey!
01:12:51Hi!
01:12:52Hi!
01:12:52You're alive?
01:12:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:53Oh, honey, hi!
01:12:55I gotta go.
01:12:55No.
01:12:56I've gotta do this.
01:12:57I'm gonna do this.
01:12:58No.
01:12:58Let me go.
01:12:59Oh!
01:13:03No!
01:13:04No!
01:13:07Ah!
01:13:09Ninja!
01:13:10No!
01:13:12No!
01:13:14No!
01:13:31Ah, the music.
01:13:33Ah, a little of this.
01:13:36A little of this.
01:13:38Because we own it.
01:13:39We own it.
01:13:40Oh, we like this.
01:13:45We're going to take you home, babe.
01:13:49Bring it there.
01:13:51Let's do it.
01:13:52Let's get what you're done.
01:13:54Yeah.
01:13:56Bring it with me.
01:13:59Here you go.
01:14:00Oh, hi.
01:14:02Oh.
01:14:03Oh, no.
01:14:05Oh, no.
01:14:06Oh, no.
01:14:14You're so smart with the music.
01:14:18There's the pillows, man.
01:14:19I'm putting that in my bed.
01:14:21For sure.
01:14:22Bring it in.
01:14:34Oh, my God.
01:14:37Damn.
01:14:39Yes!
01:14:40Yeah!
01:14:41Babe, are you okay?
01:14:42Yeah, I'm fine.
01:14:43Let's just, let's go inside.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46Let's go.
01:14:46Let's go.
01:14:46Okay, let's go.
01:14:47Everyone, everyone.
01:14:48Let's go.
01:14:48I saw a monster block.
01:14:49What's wrong?
01:14:51We did it.
01:14:52We did.
01:14:52Guys.
01:14:54Nobody, where's our...
01:14:56Okay.
01:14:57Yep.
01:14:58Well, I'm just saying, like...
01:14:59Yeah.
01:15:14Hey, babe.
01:15:24Hey.
01:15:25Morning.
01:15:26So, I've been thinking.
01:15:27I can.
01:15:29If you really want to get out of here, we can.
01:15:33If you want.
01:15:35I want.
01:15:37Well, good.
01:15:39Because...
01:15:39Coming in some money soon.
01:15:42Oh, yeah?
01:15:44Mm-hmm.
01:15:45Me and Mac.
01:15:46Starting a business.
01:15:49Cool.
01:15:51Mm-hmm.
01:15:53Well...
01:15:54How you feeling?
01:15:56Good.
01:15:58Yeah.
01:15:59Like...
01:16:00Really good.
01:16:03A little hungry?
01:16:05Strangely?
01:16:07How are you feeling?
01:16:09I feel...
01:16:12Great.
01:16:16Hey.
01:16:17Earlier today.
01:16:20About that.
01:16:22Um.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:24It was weird, right?
01:16:26I felt it, too.
01:16:27The sun?
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31How's your wound?
01:16:40Healed.
01:16:42Whoa.
01:16:43Completely.
01:16:44Yours?
01:16:50Babe, what is it?
01:16:51Um.
01:16:52It's healed.
01:16:56Okay, what is it?
01:17:00Dean.
01:17:02Have you seen the movie Junior?
01:17:13Hey, you two are still here.
01:17:22What the fuck?
01:17:26I think I'm pregnant?
01:17:32Uh.
01:17:41Oh, God.
01:17:45I don't think we're alone out there.
01:17:48I don't think we're alone in here, either.
01:17:59I don't think we're alone in here, either.
01:18:03He wrote a book that nobody wanted.
01:18:07Back out of work for six months running.
01:18:12The two-star-a-group camaradas of alien convergence.
01:18:18Not alone out there.
01:18:20Not alone in here.
01:18:22Zombie cat.
01:18:23Better rat trash panda kind of situation.
01:18:27Back at Dean ready to fight.
01:18:31The two-star-a-group camaraderie.
01:18:32Alien hunters in the night.
01:18:35Alien neutralizers ain't got shit.
01:18:39I'll be the butter, butter knife fighting stick.
01:18:55Galaxy crew, they take a stand.
01:18:57Él pruning.
01:18:59I don't know.
01:19:02It's all about this.
01:19:08An important piece of sábaterre.
01:19:08Katy crew, they take a stand.
01:19:13Defending Earth and our girlfriends
01:19:17Not alone out there
01:19:20Not alone in here
01:19:22Zombie cat, bear rat, trash
01:19:25And a kind of situation
01:19:29Rack and team, ready to fight
01:19:34Any monsters in the night
01:19:37Marauders and agents
01:19:39They can cover
01:19:40Rack and team, ready to fight
01:19:43Alien hunters in the night
01:19:46Alien neutralizers
01:19:48Ain't got shit
01:19:49On Peter Potter Potter
01:19:51Night fighting sticks
01:19:54Madly cruelly take a stand
01:19:58Defending Earth and our girlfriends
01:20:03Not alone out there
01:20:05Not alone in here
01:20:08Zombie cat, bear rat
01:20:10Try to spend your kind of situation
01:20:13In the water
01:20:15Night in his nails
01:20:17T-N-O-U-S
01:20:19Matty will never fail
01:20:21Yeah, no one knows we're going to help without mourning
01:20:24No one personnes
01:20:25was liked the event
01:20:25rồi
01:20:26Sous-tited by my mind
01:20:26I mean, you're really brutal
01:20:29Boy, we haven't seen anything
01:20:30Oh crap, I don't know
01:20:30You can see
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