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Navigating the chaotic world of modern dating, one swipe at a time. #RomCom
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:16Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:31What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
00:00:41You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:45Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
00:00:49Our app?
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what
00:00:57you've become.
00:01:02Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:05Let's go!
00:01:10Let's go!
00:01:17Let's go!
00:01:18Let's go!
00:01:18Let's go!
00:01:18Let's go!
00:01:19Ok!
00:01:22It's gone!
00:01:24Nothing left behind
00:01:26Sorry I got over till it
00:01:30Oh my god!
00:01:33Oh my god!
00:01:34Me!
00:01:35You ain't gonna steal my bomb
00:01:35Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:37You can eat.
00:01:46Break up?
00:01:54Yep.
00:01:57My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:01tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:06My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:09who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:11Ouch.
00:02:14How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:17and you can tell me about it.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:23That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:26Oh, of course not.
00:02:28I would never take advantage.
00:02:32Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:44It's a heartbreak.
00:02:46Finding true love.
00:02:50I will buy you.
00:02:51Yeah.
00:03:18I will never be here.
00:03:18China said there's will never take advantage of what happens as a angel,
00:04:34Who's there?
00:04:37I hope you don't mind.
00:04:39I read into your fridge.
00:04:41Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:49Um...
00:04:49We didn't...
00:04:51You know...
00:04:52With all due respect,
00:04:54I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:04:55who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:00Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:05Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:06I mean, you're very...
00:05:09You're a very attractive man.
00:05:11I'm Mr...
00:05:14Mr...
00:05:15Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Jake.
00:05:19Right, how could I forget?
00:05:21You put my name in your phone
00:05:23as Mr. Right.
00:05:25Your idea, not mine.
00:05:34Almost forgot.
00:05:54Oh, sorry, I...
00:05:57Wait, I...
00:05:58I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:02I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:05And I said you felt the same.
00:06:07Sorry, I...
00:06:10I get a little flirty
00:06:12when I'm drunk.
00:06:14Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:17By the way,
00:06:18there's a new dating app
00:06:19that just came out
00:06:20called Love Swap.
00:06:21Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:23Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:24Especially that one.
00:06:25I mean, even the name...
00:06:27Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:32Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:57I didn't press charges.
00:06:59Because you love me?
00:07:01I care for you.
00:07:02But no.
00:07:04I don't love you.
00:07:05We created an incredible app.
00:07:08Love Swipe's gonna make
00:07:09a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, Elise.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:21Once I'm finished,
00:07:23you'll be mine.
00:07:25Forever.
00:07:27All mine.
00:07:37What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:39Can we please just talk?
00:07:42I want my best friend back.
00:07:45Well, too damn bad.
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47Now, please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:51and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:07:58and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:06Lily, stop.
00:08:08Stop.
00:08:09I love you and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:11but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:14It's okay.
00:08:16Hey, Lily.
00:08:19Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:20and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:39That jerk, he lied to me.
00:08:58Love Swipe uses a unique approach
00:09:02with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:05and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:08So, a dating app that actually works
00:09:11after seven dates.
00:09:13That's right.
00:09:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing
00:09:16like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:19everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:22Love Swipe.
00:09:24That's perfect.
00:09:25Thank you for your time.
00:09:26Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:28of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:38How are the eggs?
00:09:39You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit.
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit.
00:09:50I never want to see you again.
00:09:58I need a drink.
00:10:01Mr. Wright?
00:10:02You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:24And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:34And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:37But just in case...
00:10:39Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:41All set, boss.
00:10:42Cameras in every room.
00:10:46Perfect.
00:10:47It's time for the contingency.
00:10:58Last three years of my life
00:10:59has led to this.
00:11:03I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:05I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:08Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:11Whoever you are.
00:11:24I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:27I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend
00:11:29and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:31Life's a dream.
00:11:33Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:34you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:36She's right, Lily.
00:11:37This app is different.
00:11:38Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:41You downloaded a dating app
00:11:42while you were in a relationship.
00:11:43Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:45No.
00:11:46If either of you says one more word
00:11:47about that stupid app,
00:11:48I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:56What is?
00:11:57Love Swipe.
00:11:58It just released a new update.
00:11:59Oh my God.
00:12:00Are you serious right now?
00:12:02You're trying it.
00:12:03No the hell I'm not.
00:12:04Give me that back.
00:12:06You'll thank me later
00:12:07when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Fine.
00:12:13I'll try your stupid app
00:12:14just to prove that both of you
00:12:15were horrible people
00:12:15and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:20No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date
00:12:46and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:48you sock him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea
00:12:52of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:44Billy, you idiot.
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I...
00:14:00Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:23Hey, come on.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:34This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:49Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:57Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:04at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no!
00:15:24Yup.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:29Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried.
00:15:32A lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:37Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:57Hmm?
00:15:58Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:06I...
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:22It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:37I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:41Jake?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:02Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just-
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:52No.
00:18:00My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:08One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I never had any siblings.
00:18:44But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:46And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with a-
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10For sharing your past with me.
00:19:16For listening to mine.
00:19:42Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:50All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:19:56Wait, are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:06No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:10Whatcha talking about, Jake?
00:20:13I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:15Oh, come on, you're the LoveSwipe guy.
00:20:21LoveSwipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:24Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:25What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:33I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:37Let's dance!
00:20:38You think you can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:41Oh yeah, hear me.
00:20:42This is it.
00:20:43I'm all-
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:46See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:47I don't think you are.
00:20:49You're a stiff.
00:20:50Uh-oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:51Open up!
00:20:52Come in!
00:20:52Oh, well...
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:59Look at the-
00:21:05Woook!
00:21:07Woah!
00:21:07Wooook!
00:21:08Wooook!
00:21:09Wooook!
00:21:10Wooook!
00:21:12Wooook!
00:21:13Wooook!
00:21:15Wooook!
00:21:15Wooook!
00:21:15Wooook!
00:21:17Damned your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:21Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three
00:21:32Admit your greatest failure
00:21:37You're gonna think I'm a loser I would never
00:21:43Okay, there goes I
00:21:47I dropped out of law school. I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship
00:21:52at this huge law firm and
00:21:56They were horrible to me
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall
00:22:03I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:09Well, I think that you should try again and bet you'd be good at it
00:22:12And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit
00:22:19What about you?
00:22:23Oh, you know, I I was just fired
00:22:29Rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge
00:22:36So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah
00:22:41Yep, I work in tech
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth
00:23:01I work in, uh
00:23:08For a startup
00:23:09Very secret startup
00:23:12Unfortunately, I
00:23:14wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA
00:23:16So I just
00:23:17Oh, I
00:23:18I totally understand
00:23:20Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me
00:23:27Please?
00:23:28I promise
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:37I need to see Jake get what's coming to him
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more
00:23:40Dustin
00:23:42You're up
00:23:45All right, you two
00:23:46I'm Master Allison and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:49First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level
00:23:53Let's do you first, doll
00:23:55Her name's Lily
00:23:56Okay
00:23:58Lily doll
00:23:58Let's see what you got
00:24:00Some one-two combos
00:24:01Mm-hmm
00:24:01Stop them in
00:24:04Yeah, all right
00:24:05A little harder, let's go
00:24:07All right
00:24:07Yeah, you can do a little harder
00:24:08Boom, boom
00:24:09Good
00:24:09Good job
00:24:10All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:13Hey
00:24:14That's enough
00:24:17You okay?
00:24:18Yeah, fine
00:24:18Just
00:24:19There's something I should probably tell you
00:24:21All right, next
00:24:21Bud
00:24:22Come here
00:24:23Say ain't you that CEO of tech guy?
00:24:27Uh
00:24:28No
00:24:29Not me
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass
00:24:33What
00:24:34What's he talking about Jake?
00:24:36I don't know
00:24:37But this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:43Jake
00:24:44I promise you, you don't need to do this
00:24:46Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it
00:24:48I'm your girl?
00:24:50Maybe
00:24:51Maybe
00:25:01You good?
00:25:02Yeah
00:25:02I'm sorry
00:25:04I can't protect you
00:25:06Is this guy's deal?
00:25:08I don't know
00:25:08I don't know but
00:25:09Just stay here for a minute
00:25:10There's something I need to show you
00:25:12Hey Lily, wait
00:25:12He's crazy
00:25:20That was amazing
00:25:22I've been training for years
00:25:24It's really sweet you tried to protect me
00:25:26But next time
00:25:28I ask if I need help
00:25:48Let's get out of here
00:25:53Date number four
00:25:57Ugh
00:26:00Where's your bathroom?
00:26:02It's just right there
00:26:14You know you didn't have to bring me home
00:26:17I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:25And a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:27Oh yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:49Come here and I'll show you
00:26:57All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:17I wish you had a dream
00:27:28I wish you had a dream
00:27:31It's the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:44It's yours
00:27:47You can touch me
00:28:01Hold on
00:28:02Hold on a second
00:28:02It's okay
00:28:04I want to
00:28:07Please stop
00:28:12What's wrong?
00:28:13I want you
00:28:15So much
00:28:19I have to wait for the app
00:28:22We have to wait for the app
00:28:25Are you kidding?
00:28:26Screw that stupid app
00:28:27No
00:28:31The app isn't stupid
00:28:34I'm sorry
00:28:34I really
00:28:37I just think we should wait
00:28:41Okay
00:28:45Fine
00:28:46I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:28:58That was too damn close for comfort
00:29:03I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:08It's time for the contingency
00:29:25What the hell?
00:29:29Where is she?
00:29:31What are you talking about?
00:29:33Wait what are you doing?
00:29:35Don't even try to stop me
00:29:36Lily please
00:29:38Just tell me where she is
00:29:39Okay don't lie to me
00:29:40I will end things right here
00:29:42I won't even be mad
00:29:42I just need you to be honest with me okay?
00:29:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:46I'm not an idiot Jake
00:29:47I've been cheated on before
00:29:48Tell me where she is
00:29:50There's no one here
00:29:51Who are you talking about?
00:29:52I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:02It was just here
00:30:04What are you talking about?
00:30:06I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:09And they weren't selfies so I know that you took them
00:30:12I'm sorry
00:30:14But there is no woman
00:30:17Naked or clothed in here
00:30:20You are the only person I want naked in my apartment Lily
00:30:24Really?
00:30:25I swear it
00:30:27I'm sorry
00:30:29I swear I'm not crazy I just
00:30:31I can't go through that again
00:30:33You won't have to
00:30:38I promise
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind
00:30:52I want you
00:30:54Right now
00:31:31I just
00:31:31Jake, stop
00:31:36Sorry
00:31:40I'm sorry
00:31:40I just
00:31:42I really want to
00:31:43It's just
00:31:44I'm still shaken up
00:31:45By those photos
00:31:48And you know what
00:31:50BuzzFive is working
00:31:53I think we should wait
00:31:55Okay
00:31:56Yeah
00:31:58We can wait
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you
00:32:03I promise
00:32:09As soon as BuzzFive gives us permission
00:32:13You can have me
00:32:16All of me
00:32:23Yes
00:32:45Oh no
00:32:49So he's definitely not a-
00:32:51Rapist?
00:32:51No
00:32:52I found the condom the next morning
00:32:54He's a perfect gentleman
00:32:55Who slept on the couch
00:32:56And made me eggs
00:32:57You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:03But yeah
00:33:04Yeah I do
00:33:05What does he do for work
00:33:07He's in tech
00:33:10Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:12There's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:20I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:23I'm so
00:33:23Yeah you're being an ass
00:33:25Right
00:33:25I think she's small
00:33:31Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine
00:33:37Ask Jake about his work
00:33:39Finally I can see what's happening
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:44I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:47And then he'll be mine again
00:33:49My friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:51You mean those two?
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:33:56They
00:33:56Yeah
00:33:58Didn't they cheat on you?
00:33:59Behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app
00:34:03Okay
00:34:03Can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright
00:34:13You're a 30 under 30
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech
00:34:21I told you
00:34:24My friends
00:34:26They received an envelope with documents
00:34:29Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't let him
00:34:39Okay
00:34:40I'm
00:34:41I'm gonna tell you
00:34:42But that's because I trust you
00:34:45And you have to promise
00:34:46Not to tell anyone else
00:34:48Okay?
00:34:48Okay
00:34:49I promise
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:53I'm
00:34:54I started a
00:35:02I started an app
00:35:04And I'm looking for investors
00:35:08And I'm just
00:35:09Poor app developer
00:35:10Looking for backing
00:35:13I'm sorry
00:35:14But do you believe me?
00:35:18Of course I believe you
00:35:19Just
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:30Oh
00:35:33She wants honesty
00:35:35Or she's gonna get it
00:35:49So
00:35:51What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like your parents pay your rent?
00:35:55Or you're still a rich tech guy
00:35:57But just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:35:59All I can say is
00:36:01If this app takes off
00:36:03I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:05You got this
00:36:09Okay
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:12That's so crazy
00:36:13It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:16Actually
00:36:16It's
00:36:17Perceived intuition
00:36:18Is
00:36:20Machine learning
00:36:20From
00:36:21Thorough scrubbing
00:36:22Of social media platforms
00:36:24How do you know that?
00:36:27Just a guess
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:30Well
00:36:31I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:33There's nothing
00:36:34I wouldn't tell you
00:36:37Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah
00:36:40Actually
00:36:42There's somewhere
00:36:42I gotta be
00:36:43We should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you
00:36:51Lily Niblock
00:36:52Prepare
00:36:53For heartbreak
00:36:56So
00:36:57How does this work again?
00:36:59The machine
00:37:00Analyzes our answers
00:37:01And makes
00:37:02Little TV
00:37:03Show noises
00:37:05Nervous
00:37:05But excited
00:37:08That's it
00:37:09True
00:37:09So you ready?
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11Absolutely
00:37:14Jake
00:37:15Are you sure?
00:37:16Yes
00:37:17I'm sure
00:37:19Ask about his job
00:37:23So
00:37:24Jake
00:37:24Are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:34Two apps for
00:37:36Statistical analysis
00:37:38And one for
00:37:39Social media
00:37:40Scrubbing
00:37:41Social media scrubbing
00:37:43Like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep
00:37:45Just like that
00:37:48Have you developed
00:37:49Any other apps?
00:37:51Well
00:37:52Um
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah
00:37:57Yep
00:38:03There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand
00:38:06There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand
00:38:08I'm falling for you
00:38:11And I trust you, okay?
00:38:14Okay
00:38:23Okay
00:38:23Okay
00:38:26Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:32Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Nope
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm not
00:38:42I'm not
00:38:42I'm not
00:38:42I swear
00:38:43I swear
00:38:46Lily do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so
00:38:50And are you attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes
00:38:54And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:57I
00:38:59Yes
00:39:01I'm ready to find love
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes, I'm sure
00:39:08Lily, what's
00:39:08What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:12Jake, I promise
00:39:13I am ready for the real thing
00:39:17Sorry, that's
00:39:18Not going to work
00:39:19You said that you were ready for real love
00:39:23I'm sorry
00:39:49Please
00:39:50What are you doing here?
00:39:52I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:39:56Yeah
00:40:07So
00:40:09What's wrong with the app?
00:40:11Oh, no
00:40:12Nothing
00:40:12Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:16Um
00:40:17I
00:40:18I was really
00:40:20Hurting
00:40:21After we broke up
00:40:23So
00:40:24After a day or so
00:40:26I
00:40:27Downloaded the app
00:40:28And
00:40:29I matched with someone
00:40:31And
00:40:32Jake
00:40:34You were right
00:40:35What do you mean?
00:40:37I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:39The app works
00:40:41And I'm proof
00:40:42I mean, we are talking
00:40:44About getting married
00:40:47Great
00:40:47Well, I'm
00:40:48I'm happy for you
00:40:51Well
00:40:52What about you?
00:40:53Have you
00:40:54Matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh
00:40:57Yeah
00:40:59Yeah?
00:41:00Okay
00:41:00Tell me about her
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly, it's
00:41:07Things aren't going that well
00:41:10Well
00:41:11I mean, you don't
00:41:13You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:15Because
00:41:15I mean, I know the app works
00:41:17You were right
00:41:18All along, Jake
00:41:23I just don't know anymore
00:41:26Well
00:41:28I really hope you two work things out
00:41:34I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:37We really did make something special together
00:41:50Okay
00:41:50Just because
00:41:51Me and my match are having issues
00:41:56I'm falling in love with her
00:41:58And I'm happy for you
00:41:59But I think you should go
00:42:01I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:03I'm so sorry
00:42:04You're
00:42:04You're right
00:42:05Again
00:42:06You know, we're
00:42:08In love with other people
00:42:09And
00:42:10I need to respect that
00:42:13I'm sorry
00:42:23We got you, Jake
00:42:26Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:27Feels about this
00:42:35I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:38All men are liars
00:42:40And the worst part is
00:42:41The two of you made me a liar
00:42:42I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:46I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:48Screw you, Tim
00:43:00Five minutes ago?
00:43:02That asshole
00:43:11Game
00:43:11Alright
00:43:13Lily
00:43:14It's so good to see you
00:43:16Okay, what's going on?
00:43:17Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:19No, of course not
00:43:20Then where is she?
00:43:22Who?
00:43:23Don't gaslight me
00:43:24I'm not crazy
00:43:25I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:27Okay, I promise
00:43:28I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:30Liar
00:43:31You're lying to me
00:43:32I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:34What video?
00:43:42No, no, no, no, this can't be happening again
00:43:44Lily
00:43:45Give me your phone
00:43:49Just what I thought
00:43:50No traditional trace of malware
00:43:53So it's not hacked
00:43:54So it's not hacked?
00:43:56You did get an email
00:43:58And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:01Because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:07Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:10That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:14And she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:18But also extremely unstable
00:44:25But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over to
00:44:30Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:33But then she
00:44:35She kissed me
00:44:37Just for a moment
00:44:41But in that moment
00:44:44I realized
00:44:45How much did I love you?
00:44:48That you're the only person
00:44:50I want to be with
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:01You lied to me again
00:45:03Take right
00:45:04You kissed another woman
00:45:06And then you hid it from me
00:45:09Lily, please stop
00:45:11I'm sorry
00:45:13Yeah
00:45:14You are
00:45:14Will I see you again?
00:45:16I don't know
00:45:18All I know is that
00:45:19I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:20As you right now
00:45:24Lily, wait
00:45:26Lily
00:45:27Lily
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:33Did you see the look
00:45:34On that sad bitch's face?
00:45:37Now
00:45:38It's time to put the final nail
00:45:40In this girl's coffin
00:45:48You and Jake Wright
00:45:49Have been unmatched
00:45:52What?
00:45:54No
00:45:57True love awaits
00:45:59With your new match
00:46:00Mitchell Stevens
00:46:04This can't be happening
00:46:05This can't be happening
00:46:07Come on Jake
00:46:08Please pick up
00:46:10Jake
00:46:11Lily
00:46:13I just got a notification
00:46:14We were unmatched
00:46:15On the app
00:46:16C1
00:46:17Tragic as it is
00:46:18I think it's for the best
00:46:21Why are you saying that?
00:46:23Clearly we have some issues
00:46:24And if I'm being honest
00:46:25I want a sexier woman
00:46:27Who's super intelligent
00:46:28And ready for a real love
00:46:29Jake, wait!
00:46:34I can't believe him
00:46:39True love awaits
00:46:40With your new match
00:46:41Mitchell Stevens
00:46:42All right Mitchell Stevens
00:46:45Get ready to meet
00:46:46The hottest girl
00:46:46You've ever seen
00:46:57You must be Lily
00:46:59Might I say
00:47:00Your profile picture
00:47:01Does not do that
00:47:02Beautiful body justice
00:47:04God damn
00:47:05So
00:47:06Uh
00:47:07Mitchell
00:47:08Was it?
00:47:09What do you do for a living?
00:47:10Isn't it obvious?
00:47:12Babe
00:47:12I get paid
00:47:13And I get laid
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh don't worry
00:47:16You will
00:47:16Excuse me?
00:47:18I'm a model babe
00:47:20Isn't it obvious?
00:47:21No
00:47:22It's not
00:47:23And you already said that
00:47:24Sorry
00:47:25I'm just super distracted
00:47:26By that tight pod
00:47:27You're rocking
00:47:28Underneath that dress
00:47:29Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:31And on my floor
00:47:32Where it belongs
00:47:33You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake
00:47:36Hey wait
00:47:38Tonight's the night
00:47:40I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:41The truth about creating
00:47:42Love Swipe
00:47:42And if she'll have me
00:47:44I will treasure her
00:47:45For the rest of my life
00:47:47I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:49Hey wait
00:47:51Let go of my arm
00:47:52Hey the app hooked us up
00:47:54Babe
00:47:54We're soulmates
00:47:56Meant to be
00:47:56I don't love you
00:47:58I love Jake
00:48:00I love Jake
00:48:04I love Jake
00:48:05And I need to go
00:48:06Right now
00:48:07Hey not so fast
00:48:14Get off me you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:22No Jake wait
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27Jake wait
00:48:31Please
00:48:32It's not what it seems
00:48:34Really
00:48:35Really
00:48:36Because I just watched you
00:48:36Kiss another man
00:48:37That wasn't me
00:48:38On our seventh day
00:48:39Please let me explain
00:48:41Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:43You got cheated up
00:48:44On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:45Now you're cheating on me
00:48:48We were unmatched
00:48:51I called you
00:48:52And you broke it off
00:48:53You humiliated me
00:48:56Stop lying to me Lily
00:48:58I want us to be honest
00:48:59With each other
00:49:00But you're lying
00:49:01To my face
00:49:03I'm not lying to you
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:12With that stupid meat head
00:49:13I only went out with him
00:49:15To get back at you
00:49:16And when I saw him
00:49:19When he kissed me
00:49:23I realized the only person
00:49:24I wanted to kiss
00:49:25Was you
00:49:27Please
00:49:27Please you have to believe me
00:49:33It's been that all
00:49:34That happened
00:49:36Today
00:49:37That I called you
00:49:38And we unmatched
00:49:39And I broke up with you
00:49:40Why would I lie about that
00:49:43It's not safe
00:49:44We gotta go Lily
00:49:46Jake you're scaring me
00:49:47What do you mean
00:49:48It's not safe
00:49:48Trust me
00:49:49We need to go right now
00:49:51Okay
00:49:52Let's go
00:49:57This is my parents cabin
00:49:59They moved overseas
00:50:00So it's all mine now
00:50:03I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:06I don't understand
00:50:07Why is it safe here
00:50:10No cell phone service
00:50:12No internet
00:50:14It's just us here
00:50:17Okay
00:50:17Jake I need you to explain
00:50:19Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:22Please don't make me regret this
00:50:26Do you remember
00:50:29Matt's girlfriend I told you about
00:50:31Elise
00:50:33Yeah
00:50:34There's something I need to tell you
00:50:38The day
00:50:41I broke up with her
00:50:45I'll kill
00:50:46I will destroy you
00:50:48Jake Wright
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:53What she said
00:50:55What I'm afraid she's
00:50:57Capable of doing
00:51:01It's the only place
00:51:02I feel like we're
00:51:03Safe
00:51:06I'm so sorry that happened to him
00:51:10She sounds
00:51:12Unwell
00:51:15Wow
00:51:17You look
00:51:18So beautiful
00:51:20Lily
00:51:21You look
00:51:23Very handsome
00:51:27You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:32Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:35What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:38Come with me
00:51:39And I'll show you
00:51:59It's been a crazy day
00:52:01And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:03Me too
00:52:07Jake I
00:52:07I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:12You know on the
00:52:13Seventh date
00:52:16Love swipe
00:52:17Gives couples the option
00:52:19To
00:52:24To what?
00:52:29To be with each other
00:52:38To be with each other
00:52:47Well if love swipes us
00:52:49I
00:52:49I
00:52:49To be with each other
00:52:55And I'll show you
00:52:56I
00:52:57To be with each other
00:53:10I
00:53:10I
00:53:16To be with each other
00:53:19Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:34Last night was...
00:53:35I know.
00:53:48We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:52If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:53:58Don't worry about me.
00:54:01Nothing can keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:17Okay.
00:54:33You want him?
00:54:35Come and get him!
00:54:38Long guard, bitch.
00:54:42To love.
00:54:43And to love swipe.
00:54:48Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:54Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:54:57It's where our first date was, it's so sweet.
00:55:00Be careful, Lily.
00:55:01His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:03You want me to walk you back?
00:55:05You guys need to calm down.
00:55:07I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:10I'm so sorry to let's go.
00:55:12Let's go.
00:55:24I'm so sorry to let's go!
00:55:28I'm so sorry to let the house run out.
00:55:30Why?
00:55:30Why do I have a baby?
00:55:30To do the house?
00:55:30I'm so sorry to let the house run out here.
00:55:31I know that I let's go.
00:55:32I hope so!
00:55:33There's an eye on my bed line with my legs.
00:55:33I'm so sorry to let them know and then.
00:55:33I can't go.
00:55:48nice to meet you two both without disguises i'm jake by the way tim tanya
00:55:56you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls i think she's had enough hurt for one
00:56:01long don't you think touche have you seen lily love's white said i was supposed to meet her
00:56:08at her apartment but she's not there it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at
00:56:12the wine lounge she said that's where you two had your first date
00:56:24lily
00:56:41police it was you so is you
00:56:51where are you police
00:56:56my cabin lily you made me hurt her
00:57:10i don't want to hurt you i just wanted jake back but then he fell for you
00:57:16i didn't have that he never loved you do you even know who i am his crazy ex-girlfriend
00:57:25i was his partner his closest collaborator on behalf of the man i love
00:57:33oh you still don't get it do you you little slut jake and i were app developers jake is the
00:57:39creator let it go please
00:57:44i don't think so jake dustin jake don't embarrass yourself we all know you're a computer nerd
00:57:51who can't fight that's why i brought back up
00:57:55jake i've got this asshole
00:58:02you should know not to hit girls some guys only learn the hard way
00:58:13jake you came to me of course i did you might go
00:58:20not so fast
00:58:24step away from her jake please don't do this please
00:58:28you don't get to tell me what i can do
00:58:31now step
00:58:33okay
00:58:34okay
00:58:41now here's what's gonna happen jake i am gonna give you to the count of three to tell lily
00:58:47here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship or i'm gonna put a hole
00:58:54in her head
00:58:57got it
00:58:59one
00:59:00jake what is she saying
00:59:03two
00:59:04jake
00:59:07three
00:59:08wait
00:59:11okay
00:59:11police
00:59:13i'll tell her
00:59:14what toy with me jake
00:59:16not
00:59:17i promise
00:59:20she's right
00:59:22police and i weren't just a couple
00:59:24we collaborated
00:59:25we made
00:59:28dating apps together
00:59:31last month we created our greatest achievement yet
00:59:37love swipe
00:59:39i created the app that we've been using this entire time
00:59:42so you
00:59:44you lied to me
00:59:47yes
00:59:49you manipulated me
00:59:50yes
00:59:53but that doesn't matter now
00:59:54because over the last week i've realized something even more important
01:00:00i don't love you lily
01:00:05i thought the app was gonna change my life
01:00:11show me how to find real love
01:00:14i trusted what we created beliefs
01:00:18but i was wrong
01:00:21i don't care that we didn't match
01:00:25i matched with you before we even had the idea for love swipe
01:00:30you're my best friend
01:00:33my confidant
01:00:36my lover
01:00:38you are a
01:00:39brilliant
01:00:41beautiful
01:00:41and powerful woman
01:00:44i need to tell you something that
01:00:46i've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:50tell me
01:00:51and i'm yours
01:00:54i'm sorry
01:00:55i did it again
01:00:58freeze
01:00:59android can see them
01:01:15i'll kill you jake wright
01:01:16you are a liar and a monster
01:01:19how could you
01:01:20how could you do this to me
01:01:22i still love you
01:01:25jake
01:01:27lily
01:01:29i'm sorry
01:01:31i'm sorry i lied to you
01:01:33i just needed to trust you
01:01:36in my heart
01:01:38if you can forgive me
01:01:40i'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
01:01:46i
01:01:46i love you
01:01:49i forgive you jake i
01:01:52i forgive you
01:02:00see you
01:02:04oh
01:02:04there he is
01:02:06cheers jake
01:02:09thanks for coming everybody
01:02:12i hope to create this app because i believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:21I use Love Swipe
01:02:23And for the first time in my life
01:02:25I found
01:02:27True
01:02:28Undying love
01:02:33So
01:02:41Lily New Buck
01:02:43Will you do me the great honor
01:02:45Of being my wife
01:02:53Yes
01:02:57Yes, Jake
01:02:58My Mr. Right
01:02:59I will marry you
01:03:11And you make it make sense
01:03:15How I can't believe it
01:03:17You once felt like a stranger
01:03:21And still I believe in your plan
01:03:30You and me
01:03:31You and me
01:03:33I can't believe it's a type of thing
01:03:33I'm going to say
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