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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to
00:00:38yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:12To be fair, nobody thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:29Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:15Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:21For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah?
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:10He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:54Chantal.
00:03:55Nice to meet you.
00:03:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Now there's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential.
00:04:38Okay?
00:04:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:42Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:47Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:56But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:28And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:42Julia.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:57Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:19My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:30After her parents passed.
00:06:32I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Peggy.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:25Mm-hmm.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What, exactly?
00:08:11How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean...
00:08:14It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47For me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog Walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:04That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking product!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:19Amelia!
00:09:20Whoa!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:29No, no, no.
00:09:29Please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:34And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38Alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40Alright?
00:09:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:51Cancer?
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:11What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, Angela, look.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:45Obviously.
00:10:46See?
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:08You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:12As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:23if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:57And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:00What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it. Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17I read my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:12:23You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:41Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh, an arranged marriage, but,
00:12:44well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, all right?
00:12:48That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:51While we agree it.
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:55Sign here.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:17Mmm.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:08Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man thong?
00:14:21It's trademarked.
00:14:26Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:28If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:32It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:42You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:58Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're staying reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:21So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:24Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Villino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:32heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo?
00:15:34Dino Villino?
00:15:35Shh!
00:15:40So, should I ever have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:54He's so...
00:15:55toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil?
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:08Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:26This is...
00:16:38Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:00Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:27I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34Oh, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:38More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here,
00:17:45you should see the bedroom.
00:17:47Ooh.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia.
00:18:05My roommate.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:18Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:21You've gotta be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:25Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:18:31Sweet dreams!
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:07And, um...
00:19:08Don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:14Better not.
00:19:22Mom.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:30My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:40Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:51My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:00Yeah, no shit.
00:20:00I'm serious.
00:20:03Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:10Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear.
00:20:12I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21I'm sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I'm just really...
00:20:27hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know. I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:58Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah, you're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:20Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:40Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:22:00I'd like to.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:19Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23It was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:39I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:46If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:03No.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:11Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:31I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:35Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:38Um, it's just a class ring.
00:23:41From high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:47Public schools.
00:23:48Am I right?
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:59No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:03I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Your voice pooped.
00:24:15You should pick it up.
00:24:17Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:30It's an office.
00:24:31You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:45So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:49Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:50Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:01Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:08Hi.
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:18And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah.
00:25:28That's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:42What a day, Dad.
00:25:43What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:45Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:50Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:52Hard work does pay off.
00:25:54Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:03Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:39One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50brings you closer together,
00:26:53comfort each other just like your mom and I.
00:26:55used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:59It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:12The LA Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:27:18to the Dino Berlina Mamma.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit...
00:27:23soon, Dad?
00:27:24I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:30Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo, and...
00:27:39don't be late.
00:27:43You're right.
00:27:44Why, Dad?
00:27:44Mm-hmm.
00:27:55So, remind me.
00:27:57Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:01because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister and and you know
00:28:08I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the Dina Lavino
00:28:12family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that
00:28:17hair down sorry just an expression
00:28:26how's it going in there? I'm coming out
00:28:29is that bad? I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP
00:28:51leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:30what are you looking at? you're spilling all over yourself
00:29:34thanks I um did you forget my name? no it's just something different did you change your hair?
00:29:45why do you care? the man whorehouse is yours tonight I'm going out I just forgot my charger
00:29:50awesome thanks
00:29:54I'm taking this
00:29:56wait I've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:29:58I told you I'm busy
00:30:00hold on
00:30:03Amelia
00:30:11all right hey look who's right on time nice
00:30:16where's Amelia?
00:30:18she's sick
00:30:20she can't make it
00:30:23if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:30:26yeah you gotta stay home with her
00:30:28give her some nice soup
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one
00:30:33tell Amelia that I hope she feels better sooner
00:30:35poor thing
00:30:38okay dad
00:30:39see you in the office
00:30:46stupid dog walker?
00:30:47tricking me with her makeover
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:58hey it's michael angelo dino navino
00:31:00do you still track people?
00:31:17wow
00:31:18Amelia
00:31:19hi
00:31:21you look like you just walked off a runway
00:31:24without a dog
00:31:26sorry I don't come to concerts often
00:31:29I kind of panicked
00:31:30no worries I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:31:34yeah
00:31:35but you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:37talk to the bartender
00:31:39wow
00:31:39the IP treatment
00:31:40you look like it
00:31:43thanks dad
00:31:45hey
00:31:46lover boy
00:31:47we're on
00:31:49gotta go
00:31:51find me in the green room after
00:31:53hope you like it
00:31:54break a leg
00:31:55love your beer
00:32:15rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:32:27good
00:32:28nothing from michael angelo
00:32:29maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:33one more please
00:32:38but that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:32:48jake
00:32:48you guys are great
00:32:51you really think so
00:32:53i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:55the who?
00:32:58you don't know the strokes
00:33:02are they older?
00:33:03i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:33:07it's alright
00:33:08lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:33:11you want some of that a drink?
00:33:12yeah
00:33:13thank you
00:33:19so
00:33:20when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23since i was 13
00:33:24since i was 13
00:33:25played in bands all through high school and college
00:33:27but
00:33:27i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:30that's awesome
00:33:32when i get my record deal
00:33:33i can fully quit my job
00:33:35focus on music full time
00:33:36you're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39i thought you liked it
00:33:41i do but
00:33:42it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:33:45i don't even like dogs that much
00:33:46i'm more of a cat person
00:33:49a cat person?
00:33:53who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:33:57i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:00i just want to relax
00:34:02have a good time
00:34:04i'm beautiful you know that
00:34:08i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:34:10now i'm not sure
00:34:11we have nothing in common
00:34:13is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19the heck
00:34:20i'm tipsy
00:34:21and he's cute
00:34:21michelangelo had his fun
00:34:23now i can have mine
00:34:38looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:41what's going on?
00:34:43that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:34:45the nepo baby underwear model
00:34:47he's not
00:34:48you coming with me dog walker?
00:34:50don't make me get the leash
00:34:51what the hell michelangelo?
00:34:53back off dude
00:34:55back off
00:34:56grubby little hipster
00:34:57she's my fiance
00:34:59so that was an engagement ring
00:35:01jake i can explain
00:35:04let's go
00:35:06i'm really sorry jake
00:35:08i'm not jake
00:35:14this
00:35:14this
00:35:15is for making me uber
00:35:16all the way to fucking silver lake
00:35:20and this is for making me listen to andy
00:35:27i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech
00:35:30you're such a hypocrite
00:35:31yeah well i don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:35:34just an italian american psycho
00:35:37i'm not following you around
00:35:39you know what i get it
00:35:40you saw me with chantelle last night
00:35:42and now you're jealous
00:35:43oh
00:35:45me jealous?
00:35:46did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:35:48like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:51i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:35:53i have a name
00:35:55wait what are you doing?
00:35:57that is an original
00:35:57i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:00oh fine
00:36:01i'll just hop in my time machine
00:36:03go back to ancient Rome
00:36:04and get another one
00:36:05i don't care about your art
00:36:06your money
00:36:06your stupid mansion
00:36:07they're treating me
00:36:08like shit
00:36:10that's from the renaissance
00:36:11you're history's worst nightmare
00:36:13i tried to make this work with you
00:36:15we signed a contract
00:36:16for an arranged marriage
00:36:17did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:22you are such a simpleton
00:36:25wait wait wait wait wait
00:36:27well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:29i tried to get along with you
00:36:31you brought this onto yourself
00:36:32i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:34right back at you
00:36:36i fucking hate you
00:36:38i fucking hate you more
00:36:55and i didn't say i didn't care about what the jour
00:37:03i didn't say
00:37:05you want to say
00:37:07you want to say
00:37:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:44Where am I?
00:37:45Who's spooning me?
00:37:48Is that Jake?
00:37:50How drunk was I?
00:37:57Michaelangelo?
00:37:58Dog Walker.
00:37:59Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:38:04Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11I know. We got too many drinks.
00:38:12Just forget it ever happened.
00:38:14If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely.
00:38:18Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up, too.
00:38:26Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:31Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course.
00:38:34My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:41I don't feel great.
00:38:44The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:52What's going on?
00:38:56So...
00:38:57Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00For the first time?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04We're taking it slow.
00:39:07Michelangelo.
00:39:08The male gigolo.
00:39:09Taking it slow.
00:39:11Hmm.
00:39:13Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:39:16And...
00:39:16How was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad.
00:39:21Right?
00:39:22I knew it.
00:39:23Actually...
00:39:24It was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:40I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:45I feel like...
00:39:45Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:54Hey...
00:39:55Opposite to track.
00:39:57I mean...
00:39:58That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:04Oh, my God.
00:40:05Well, uh...
00:40:08I...
00:40:09I...
00:40:09Have a good day.
00:40:12I, uh...
00:40:13Here it comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey, unfortunately something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:41:09Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:37Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:57I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21I mean...
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:27I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait.
00:42:33Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night...
00:42:46I don't know how. I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:58I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But there is a fire between us Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:11You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:25Amelia.
00:43:26Please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:41Me too.
00:43:49You?
00:43:50Well.
00:44:16Let's do this too.
00:44:17I'm not playing it though.
00:44:17I'm not a expert.
00:44:19No.
00:44:19You're not a scientist.
00:44:19How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:44:23It's not my fault.
00:44:24They should change the name.
00:44:27No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:44:31If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:44:33The captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:48Thanks?
00:44:50You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:54Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:02We could give it a shot.
00:45:04You mean, like, you and me.
00:45:06Together, together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:09Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake?
00:45:36How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:40Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:42Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:44I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:51Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:46:13I didn't mean a pride.
00:46:15I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:18I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:20Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:25And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:30You're a cat person.
00:46:32It never would have worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:44That was a great presentation.
00:46:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:52Ooh.
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:57Now, listen, I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:01You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:47:08Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:13At the dog park?
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:15I just texted her.
00:47:16It's all set.
00:47:19Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:47:31So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:37It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:43That's okay.
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:54No.
00:47:55I like my work.
00:47:57What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:02You're right.
00:48:02I should work less.
00:48:05If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch, Gucci.
00:48:18I've got a big surprise.
00:48:20A surprise?
00:48:22Just wait and see.
00:48:31Gratian, sir.
00:48:32Have a good night, Mr. De Novolino.
00:48:39What's that?
00:48:41Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli.
00:48:46But, Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:51You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:06I'm kidding.
00:49:08Okay, this is for us.
00:49:10Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:49:11What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:40I can't cook at all.
00:49:42Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47My mom taught me.
00:49:49Tell me about her.
00:49:51I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55I don't mean to pry.
00:49:58She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:50:09She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:11We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes.
00:50:20Here.
00:50:21Handwritten in Italian.
00:50:23That's really special.
00:50:27I miss her.
00:50:29This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:34It's not corny.
00:50:37But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:43What about your parents?
00:50:45My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:58I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:04I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:07No, no, it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:09It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Because I hate them.
00:51:13Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:20Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:30It's not very nice.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No, thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning medium.
00:51:47I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:48Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:50How could I?
00:51:52Ready, bro?
00:51:54Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:59You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:01And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touché.
00:52:06There you go.
00:52:07Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you, too.
00:52:15Love you.
00:52:16Love you, too.
00:52:16Love you.
00:52:17Love you, too.
00:52:18Love you, too.
00:52:20Love you, too.
00:52:23Love you, too.
00:52:24Reflex.
00:52:25I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:45Look who's here.
00:52:47Hey, my little guy.
00:52:49Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:51Look at this right here.
00:52:53Huh?
00:52:55Let's try it.
00:52:57Oh, yeah.
00:52:58Now, here's mine.
00:53:00Right?
00:53:00Just like that.
00:53:02Huh?
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Even got one for Big Brother.
00:53:04Right there.
00:53:05Here you go.
00:53:06Come to Papa.
00:53:07Yes, my boy.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:11All right.
00:53:12So.
00:53:18We've got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:53:21This is two weeks off.
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:23They're waiting for an answer.
00:53:25And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:53:27He says the band is free.
00:53:30You like Coldplay, right?
00:53:32Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:35Cool.
00:53:37Well, all right.
00:53:38Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:53:40How about that?
00:53:40Not too big.
00:53:41Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:53:43Let's just pump the brakes.
00:53:45We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:53:47Why?
00:53:48Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51Everything's great.
00:53:53It's better than great, honestly.
00:53:55But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:59That's our thing.
00:54:01It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:03I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:05Wow.
00:54:06I never thought of that.
00:54:09You know, you have a very good point there.
00:54:12I'm very impressed.
00:54:15You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:54:19I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:54:22Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:54:25Love?
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:31He's so cute.
00:54:33All right, all right.
00:54:34Change of deal.
00:54:35Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:37All right?
00:54:38And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:54:41a wedding with Coldplay.
00:54:43No Coldplay, Dad.
00:54:45No Coldplay.
00:54:55So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:57It's not working.
00:54:59I know it.
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:04And I'm cured.
00:55:05What?
00:55:07You're cured?
00:55:08Oh, congratulations.
00:55:12I wasn't expecting it.
00:55:14I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:55:18It only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:55:24Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:55:26What's wrong, sis?
00:55:28We should be celebrating!
00:55:30I brought Prosecco.
00:55:32No, yeah.
00:55:34No, I'm good.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:55:39You can tell me anything.
00:55:41Is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43Is everything okay?
00:55:45If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:55:48I will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two.
00:55:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:58It's me.
00:56:00I have to tell you something.
00:56:06I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage?
00:56:12What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:56:14It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:56:16And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:56:21Actually, he's not that bad.
00:56:24I kind of like him.
00:56:26Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:56:29We need to get you out of there.
00:56:32Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:56:38But what about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:56:43They banned him for life.
00:56:46You'll never go to Epcot.
00:56:48He's not actually like the stories.
00:56:50Or at least not to me.
00:56:53He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:57If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:04What if you meet him?
00:57:06Yeah, meet him.
00:57:09Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:10Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:57:12Don't count on it.
00:57:13Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:57:17Fine.
00:57:19Yes.
00:57:20Only one.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:24You won't regret it.
00:57:25I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:57:29You better bring the whole bottle.
00:57:34Thank you for making dinner.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:57:39We need to celebrate.
00:57:43Michelangelo,
00:57:44you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:57:48You mean besides me.
00:57:49I'm serious.
00:57:50It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:53Have a glass of wine.
00:57:56Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:08It's enormous.
00:58:10Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:15It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:22Hmm.
00:58:24So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:33How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:58:35$96 Dom Perignon?
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:58:40Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:58:42It's worth more than my car.
00:58:44Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:49$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:58:50It's delicious.
00:58:52This was made in France.
00:58:55Sorry.
00:58:56Can't touch that stuff.
00:58:57So,
00:58:59who wants a drink?
00:59:21You hardly touch your food.
00:59:24It's a little too rich for me.
00:59:28Mine tastes great.
00:59:32So, Michelangelo,
00:59:33I have some big sister questions
00:59:35to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
00:59:38You don't mind, do you?
00:59:41Fire away.
00:59:43So, I know you two have been having your...
00:59:46fun.
00:59:48Um, but...
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like
00:59:51once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to.
00:59:57That's cute and all,
01:00:00but...
01:00:00what about her career?
01:00:01Are you gonna support her?
01:00:03Or kids?
01:00:03What's your stance on that?
01:00:05Or are you just gonna
01:00:06jump to the next person
01:00:07once you get bored
01:00:08and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Betsy!
01:00:10Look,
01:00:11I know I have a past,
01:00:14but I'm committed to it.
01:00:16We haven't talked about kids,
01:00:18but I'm open to anything.
01:00:19See, Michelangelo,
01:00:20that's my point.
01:00:21We two are getting married
01:00:23and you barely know each other.
01:00:25We know it all.
01:00:26Easy Betsy.
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea
01:00:31getting married this soon.
01:00:32And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:00:35you would give her the time.
01:00:37And what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:00:41Michelangelo.
01:00:42You probably picked them apart
01:00:43the way you're doing me right now.
01:00:45It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:00:46when I met her.
01:00:47She gets it from you.
01:00:49Are you gonna let him talk to me
01:00:50like that, Amelia?
01:00:51You started it.
01:00:58Why don't we all just
01:01:00calm down?
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out
01:01:02for my best interests.
01:01:04No, she's alone and miserable
01:01:05and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:07That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:09She's not been fair to me
01:01:10since she walked through the door.
01:01:11You're the horniest bastard
01:01:12in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13And you're a frigid, lonely woman
01:01:15who cannot stand
01:01:15to see her sister happy.
01:01:17You know what?
01:01:17You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:01:19That's my sister.
01:01:20She just survived cancer.
01:01:24That doesn't give her a right
01:01:25to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:27This is my house too
01:01:28and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:30Not to me.
01:01:31You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:01:33I don't like this side of you.
01:01:34See, I told you
01:01:35you should have spent more time
01:01:36getting to know each other
01:01:37but I guess the contract
01:01:38doesn't allow for that.
01:01:39You told her?
01:01:41She's my sister.
01:01:42I don't care.
01:01:42That violates our agreement.
01:01:44Oh, is that all I owe to you?
01:01:46A contractual agreement?
01:01:47Some kind of obligation?
01:01:49It's not what I meant.
01:01:50It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54You love me?
01:01:55Don't listen to him.
01:01:57He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:58Shut the fuck up!
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01Maybe she was right.
01:02:02I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:04It's over.
01:02:10We need to get out of here.
01:02:13I've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:02:15on Netflix to know what happens
01:02:16when you tell rich people secrets.
01:02:21Amelia,
01:02:23I know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing.
01:02:28You could do so much better than him.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32But he isn't a monster.
01:02:34I shouldn't have said that.
01:02:36We can talk about it on the road.
01:02:38Get packing
01:02:39and
01:02:40if we leave now
01:02:41we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:02:42Lay low for a bit.
01:02:44Mexico?
01:02:44Or Canada.
01:02:46Whatever.
01:02:47It's that
01:02:47or stay here
01:02:48and get sued
01:02:48by the Dino Lovinos.
01:02:51Or worse.
01:02:52I don't think Romulus
01:02:53and Michelangelo
01:02:54would sue us.
01:02:55I mean
01:02:55I only told you
01:02:57about the contract.
01:02:58It's not like I told the media.
01:03:00You don't know that.
01:03:02We're
01:03:03liabilities.
01:03:04Loose ends.
01:03:05You should listen
01:03:06to more True Crime Podcast.
01:03:11Get rid of that thing
01:03:13that could be tracking us right now.
01:03:16Yeah, you know
01:03:17Michelangelo did manage
01:03:18to follow me
01:03:19to the Echoplex
01:03:20the other day.
01:03:20See?
01:03:22You could have
01:03:23a sniper on us.
01:03:28It's Romulus.
01:03:29Hey Romulus.
01:03:32What?
01:03:33What do you mean
01:03:34Gucci's missing?
01:03:47You came.
01:03:50Against my better judgment.
01:03:52I'm not happy
01:03:53you've been blowing me off.
01:03:55I've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now.
01:04:00You should
01:04:01punish me for straying.
01:04:05You make me sick.
01:04:07I make me sick.
01:04:16nice underwear.
01:04:20It's great craftsmanship.
01:04:26Okay.
01:04:27Let's get this over with.
01:04:32Is that all you have to say?
01:04:35Do you even realize
01:04:36how hot I am?
01:04:37I'm sorry.
01:04:39Chantel.
01:04:41I thought I wanted this.
01:04:45But I don't.
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me.
01:04:58It feels like she's stomping on my heart
01:05:00with one of your shoes.
01:05:03Never in a million years
01:05:04did I think I'd fall for dog walk
01:05:06but here I am
01:05:07fucking devastated.
01:05:09And all her wishes
01:05:10I could take back
01:05:11how I acted.
01:05:12And she just wanted
01:05:13to come back to me.
01:05:18I'll be right there.
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:27Hi dad.
01:05:29Gucci's gone?
01:05:31I'll be right there.
01:05:40Romulus.
01:05:41What?
01:05:42Hold on.
01:05:43Oh.
01:05:44What?
01:05:45Well I only had him
01:05:46off the leash for a second
01:05:47you know.
01:05:48We're practically in the house
01:05:49and then all of a sudden
01:05:50he just shot off
01:05:51like a rocket.
01:05:53I've been calling him all night
01:05:54but he won't come back.
01:05:57Well we can help you find him.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Right?
01:06:01Oh.
01:06:02Good thanks.
01:06:04Good.
01:06:04Gucci.
01:06:05This better not be a trap.
01:06:07Just come on.
01:06:10Gucci.
01:06:11Gucci.
01:06:12Gucci.
01:06:13Hey hey hey.
01:06:14Where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15Huh?
01:06:16I thought you were both together.
01:06:17Why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18Oh.
01:06:18Um.
01:06:19He's...
01:06:20Sorry.
01:06:20I'm late dad.
01:06:22Where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night
01:06:24delivery at Mastroianis.
01:06:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:06:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29nothing will.
01:06:31Smart move dude.
01:06:33Here ladies.
01:06:34Take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:06:35Oh yeah.
01:06:37Let me the irk.
01:06:51Gucci.
01:06:57He's hopeless.
01:06:59us. We've been looking for him all night long. We're never going to find him. Don't give
01:07:06up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:12See? They're not going to kill us. I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this
01:07:18side of him. He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog. So you approve now? They didn't
01:07:27say that. Coochie! Coochie! My boy's back! Oh! Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:07:55I might have possibly misjudged you. A little. It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish
01:08:07is true. They just leave out part of the story. Amelia, can we talk? Please?
01:08:20Amelia, can we talk? Please? Okay.
01:08:36Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight. I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have
01:08:44blown up at you for mentioning the contract. I hope that you know you mean so much more
01:08:52to me than just a business agreement. Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And
01:09:01I'm sorry for calling you a monster. You're not one. I'm still learning new things about
01:09:08you. Most of them are good. I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:15I'm not.
01:09:19You're not? What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you. And I don't
01:09:31want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together. I want to know that
01:09:37our love is real. Dad. What is this, son? I want to cancel the contract between me and
01:09:46Amelia. Why, son? Because I want to ask her to marry me. And not because of some legal obligation,
01:09:58but because she wants to. Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:15Amelia, what will it be? Will you marry me? Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes. I'll marry you.
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:10:50Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:10:56All right, all right, you two. That's enough, all right? We spent this whole night together.
01:11:01Come over to my place, all right? We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:09I think I can get used to it.
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right? I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:17Especially Coldplay.
01:11:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:21It was worth a try.
01:11:47And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:11:49Michelangelo?
01:11:56Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:10I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:12:42Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:12:48I love you so much.
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:23Te amo, Michelangelo. I love you.
01:13:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:13:32and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:40You may kiss your bride.
01:13:43Thanks.
01:13:45I'm Betsy.
01:13:46Amelia's sister.
01:13:48I'm Jake.
01:13:49Another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy.
01:13:53You know, given my sister.
01:13:54But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:57Me too!
01:13:59Woo!
01:14:00It's a class.
01:14:02My class.
01:14:05I choose and looki me today.
01:14:10Woo!
01:14:11There're no people who won't let it go!
01:14:17Any God's Superâu.
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