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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:31It's you.
01:41It's you.
01:44It's you!
01:45grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you
01:52salivating for more here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch
02:00with the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with
02:08the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch
02:12like the unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21gonna be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final fast
02:33approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the boys well
02:40they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty shoot out boys
02:44those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
03:14I get no doubt
03:18I want to say I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too all right
03:28lads name position club take it away Luke Mabit left back Love Island oh he's going
03:36for the lefty
03:36oh
03:39Jamie Clayton number nine striker what team what team what team love I am
03:46oh
03:47oh
03:49hop
03:50pinnit up set it back love Island
03:58oh he steps back
04:00Oh he steps back
04:00Oh hands on the hat
04:01fresh trim
04:03Oh
04:04yeah
04:06tap tap tap
04:07da da da da da da
04:09Finn Tap celebrating like a professional football
04:12Oh, no way he is
04:28I am the first I am team love island, and I am
04:43Introduce yourself. I am the Dem Dems. I'm a striker, and I play for Pompey
04:50Okay, okay, okay, you're going to have a little run on you when you've got to go like
04:56Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tees
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy. He knows how to
05:14chop fun guy
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef
05:39I told you I'm short, man. I'm short. Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things, but I can't be arsed. I'll play the next clip
05:59Earlier in the week catering over orders, so the islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a pizza me
06:05You want a piece of me
06:08Warning if you're currently eating pizza look away now the aim of the challenge
06:12I think was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were the pizza bases in order
06:18to make their best pizza
06:19Got it? No, but it doesn't matter anyway. Come on, babes
06:24First off a delicious saucy
06:26tomato sauce
06:32Is this what the don't meal family gets up to on holidays?
06:47No
06:51No
06:52No
06:52No
06:52No
06:53No
06:53No
06:53No
06:53No
06:53No
06:54No
06:56No
06:59No
06:59No
06:59Chad, you're watching me off!
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03Chad, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, Ken!
07:11Yes, that was a good one!
07:12So, the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:19Yeah, I said the same one.
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:28With the tomato base perfectly tossed.
07:31Next, it was onto the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:38That's right, Jess! Cheeses!
07:43Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:52Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Cullen, that's good!
07:57I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake a baby, shake a cos I love her when you take a move.
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:26Oh, oh, oh!
08:27Oh, oh, oh!
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious.
08:31Everybody come capisha!
08:32Oof!
08:33The next stage was to a chaka da everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives!
08:39They're going right tomatoes!
08:40One at a time!
08:41Be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45It's almost disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick.
08:52I can't even smell you.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:55I just stood there like an absolute imbecile
08:58with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my God!
09:10Oh, my God!
09:10Oh, my God!
09:30You know what?
09:31The challenge just made me hungry.
09:32Not even crave pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Hi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nicked some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Cheb.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to. Think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Come on.
10:44You have to lick it all in front of you, Luke.
10:46I think he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go, because then it will pick a stone.
10:50Okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:57It's either you licking and spit, or your head licking licks.
11:02Go on, Jane.
11:03You are licking licks, go on.
11:04Wait, between you and I.
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Ah!
11:15Ah!
11:17You've got to lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours, or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25Ah!
11:26It's big!
11:27Ah!
11:30Come on!
11:31Lick the toe!
11:39Don't lick her!
11:40Don't even roll it down!
11:41Like, two of the time!
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh la la, monsieur T.
12:00I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Yeah.
12:05Is there any reason, or did you just want to...
12:07Because it's sexy?
12:09Yeah!
12:11This is a good thing that you have because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to... I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:27Savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R. Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah.
12:39That would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:47Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je.
13:55There we go.
13:57There we go.
13:59S'il vous plaît.
14:00Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Où.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:08Hey!
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:34Il est d'amour invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:45Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52OK, no.
14:53Oh.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud-watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:08You can barely see now.
15:10Oh my god, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:15With a tail.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report.
15:27Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it M-piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07Do you call it the heel of the bread?
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:26The bloody bread.
16:27That's all it is.
16:28That's too long.
16:29That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, Matt.
16:34I know.
16:34You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Who's wick is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my bloke?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06I think it's up there.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28Oh, my God.
17:33You look like Ozzy.
17:35No, that's sick.
17:37Right.
17:38Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:46No, he's sogra crabs.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51You look like Ozzy?
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Oh, my God.
18:00Hold that, hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Oli.
18:09Oli's back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you stay.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention to the process of
18:43how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:54See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I always get into getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, friend.
19:15There's that.
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:25Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finn?
19:30What are you up to, Finn?
19:36What are you up to, Finn?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on air or not?
20:11Oh!
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31good.
20:32What are you doing here?
20:33He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He didn't spray blueing fragrance in a baby's face.
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
21:05Mummy!
21:06Mummy!
21:07Mummy!
21:08You, Ross!
21:09They?
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul tonight?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, where are you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Do you like the selfie?
22:00Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh!
22:10Oh yeah!
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:23So, I was playing, badminton, outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp, and I
22:31cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum came home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your Nan that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh bloody hell, that's really bad, like my knee was bleeding,
22:43Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30OK, I'll do it.
23:31Ready?
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41Can I visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy?
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh!
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You alright?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, I'll leave you guys to get it.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, Bea.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like crabs at them?
24:21Where did you go?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you take it.
24:25I know, that's how I saw you.
24:30He looks sick.
24:32He looks sick.
24:33He looks sick.
24:34He looks sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting, and looks squared were no exception.
24:50Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:53Come here.
24:55It's alright.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's pram?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:20Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:35I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari, and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple, it left five
26:34pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched, leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa, and everyone
26:52was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next, as they had to save one of Mike
27:08and Priscilla, or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved, and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words, but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks.
27:39I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, Molly.
27:42Give her a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm sure that's speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like, then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese.
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Please.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:40I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum?
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Part of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts, that's my order.
28:50Aw, you weird dog.
28:52Part of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I place the camera?
29:27Ooh.
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no.
29:48She got me.
29:49Oh, no.
29:50She got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, stay cozy.
29:54Fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01OK, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You got it?
30:06Three.
30:07Mm-hmm.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give their phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:56You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:37Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:50Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah.
31:59That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00Yeah, that's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:08Crazy.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their makeup to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined, but I've learnt it's
32:23easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:27I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That's how it is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks a bit...
33:04Ahhhh!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That's me!
33:14Oh my god.
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:29It's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34No.
33:34It's following you.
33:35It's following you.
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name in number 2, LV20, P.O. Box 7558, Darby, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:47And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voice over.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:14You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this Unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first,
35:51when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals.
36:33Who?
36:35Who's?
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:57Yeah!
36:57Yeah!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:05And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in the talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples.
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:42Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted, Johnny.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:46I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are...
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:10talk on music.
38:18Ah!
38:21Yeah.
38:22We're not doing.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:25We're not doing it.
38:27Say much, that's a technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ahh!
38:32I'm shaking like I shut in Duggars.
38:36That means I'm the Overse.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Yeah.
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow.
39:00Yeah.
39:01OK.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:07Ooh.
39:08Ooh.
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:11Ooh.
39:12Ooh.
39:13Ooh.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:37We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Bitch are bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32My house!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55Surprise!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, John!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:33Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lives.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper and Moore and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50Oh, fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was...
42:15I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just...
42:33It's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of, like, sweetest moment
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled
44:12on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:15Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:17The Love Island final.
45:18The Love Island final.
45:25The Love Island final.
45:30The Love Island final.
45:31To be right back.
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