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00:13Penelope
00:30The purpose of a honeybee
00:32Picture a girl your mind could never dismiss
00:41This is Penelope
00:46Penelope
00:49The day the angel makers planned her
00:53She set the universe above us
00:56There is no way to understand her
01:00In fact the only one who does is
01:05Penelope
01:08Penelope
01:12Penelope
01:15Penelope
01:18Picture a girl whose life is as crazy as a mad magician
01:24Picture a girl whose heart is elusive as her bed is free
01:31Picture a girl whose young conception of bliss
01:38This is Penelope
01:44Penelope
01:45Penelope
01:47Penelope
01:49Penelope
01:49Penelope
01:50Penelope
01:51Penelope
02:04Penelope
02:21with vaults literally blasted out of the solid granite of manhattan island
02:28yes gentlemen as my old scottish grandfather might have said
02:31your money is safer with us than if it were guarded by the loch ness monster herself
02:40now if you'll follow me into the executive suite
02:44oh i hope you don't mind
02:49miss serena what a sweet name thank you i think names have a great influence on the character
02:57don't use well how's that a lady named miss serena ought to be called serene are you well i try
03:06to be
03:06that's good because this is a sticker now don't move and don't put your foot on that alarm button
03:13or i shall be forced to blast you dear me hand me those nice new stacks of 500 dollar pills
03:28what are those bills with dear grover cleveland's picture on them thousand dollar pills
03:36let me have a handful of those too
03:43oh one more thing which way is the ladies room
03:52thank you dearie you've been very helpful
04:14oh
04:23who did it point him out
04:26stand back everybody
04:54oh
04:55not him
04:56lady
04:57oh
04:58can you describe her
05:00oh
05:01oh
05:02calm down
05:02calm down
05:03relax
05:04calm down
05:28calm down
05:30calm down
05:32calm down
05:34I'm gone. That horrible old lady's got a gun. A person isn't safe any place in this rotten city.
05:42You first. I'm not even married. I couldn't find a button.
06:06Mr. Elcott. Mr. Elcott. They've trapped her in the ladies' room.
06:21All right, little old lady. Are you coming out or are we coming in?
06:42Nothing. Do you have a dime?
06:46Indifference to your years, madam, I urge you not to do anything foolish.
06:51Nothing. I don't get it. I think I'm beginning to.
06:55Someone watch the Pope.
07:01The dame in a yellow suit. Where is she?
07:04Let's go!
07:05Come on, man. Get her.
07:17Bird Dr. Gooden, please.
07:31You're welcome.
07:32Someday, come on.
07:33You're welcome, isn't it?
07:46How are you?
07:47You're welcome.
07:49You're welcome now.
07:49Y'all need a word.
07:49How am I?
07:51You're welcome.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
08:24How are you?
08:30What seems to be the trouble?
08:32Sick up at the city federal bank.
08:35Imagine.
08:36Five bandits with machine guns and tear gas.
08:39No.
08:40Got away with over $130,000.
08:43As much as that.
08:45Good gracious.
08:50Mr. Elcott, congratulations.
08:52You've just broken the world's record.
08:54Robbed the same day you opened.
08:56Throw this nut out.
08:58He's not a nut.
08:59He's a police lieutenant.
09:01He doesn't sound like much of a police lieutenant.
09:03And you don't look like much of a bank president.
09:05You've got a good bony leg.
09:07Did you notice?
09:08I lost my trouser defending my bank.
09:10Something that wouldn't have been necessary had the police been on the job.
09:13No, no, Mr. Elcott.
09:14You've got it back.
09:15First there is a bank job.
09:18Then there is a police job.
09:20Would you mind lowering your voice?
09:21It's bad for business.
09:22Come inside.
09:24You should have thought of that before you left all those $500 and $1,000 bills laying around.
09:29There's a promotional idea for the opening.
09:31Bank notes of that denomination aren't readily negotiable.
09:33We have all the serial numbers.
09:35I guess it would be kind of tough trying to break a $1,000 bill with an automat.
09:38Yeah, but it fit good.
09:40Can you imagine?
09:41A thousand bucks worth of nickels.
09:43I think it's a funny image.
09:45You find grand loss near amusing.
09:46You're tense.
09:48You're much too tense.
09:49Very bad for the digestion.
09:51Relax.
09:51The insurance company, let them be tense.
09:54They have to make good your losses.
09:55I'm concerned with our loss of prestige.
09:57A thing like this could cause the public to lose confidence.
09:59Well, now I can't imagine why.
10:01If I were a police lieutenant, I think I'd be out looking for $60,000 carried by a redhead in
10:05a yellow suit.
10:06The odds are like 40 to 1 that the redhead is no longer modeling that particular number.
10:10Here you are, Mr. Elcott, right here on film.
10:11Everything had happened between 2 and 3.
10:13The robbery took place at 2.47.
10:15We always filmed the first few days when Eubanks' operation helps eliminate the bugs.
10:18Well, talk about dumb luck.
10:20Rothschild, get these down to the lab.
10:21We're going to the movies tonight.
10:26Get me Mrs. Elcott.
10:28If she's not at home, maybe you can catch her at the doctor's.
10:31Mrs. Elcott is here, Dr. Mannix.
10:36Send her in.
10:41Good afternoon, Gregory.
10:42Good evening.
10:44Oh, Gregory, I'm terribly sorry.
10:46I just couldn't help it.
10:47Things kept happening.
10:55Oh, that feels good.
10:57I've had such a day.
10:59Good day, I hope.
11:01Hmm.
11:01No more escapism?
11:02No attempt to run away from reality?
11:04A little running, yes.
11:06A little escaping, too.
11:08Well, you look so beautiful this afternoon, I'll try to forgive it.
11:13Gregory, you've never said anything like that before.
11:16In the spring, a young man's fancy.
11:20Penelope, I am not in love with you, nor are you in love with me.
11:24Although, at this stage of your analysis, you may think so.
11:27Oh, I don't think I'm in love with you.
11:31Oh, you...
11:32You don't think you're in love with me?
11:33No.
11:35Never entered my mind.
11:38Why?
11:39Are you disappointed?
11:42Not in the least.
11:44I can't relieve.
11:46That's good.
11:48So, you had an interesting day, huh?
11:51You want to talk about it?
11:52Well, let's see.
11:54This morning I went shopping,
11:56and then I went to the Museum of Modern Art.
11:59They have a marvelous new exhibit there.
12:01And then I had lunch at the, uh, plaza,
12:05Palmcord,
12:06Eggs Benedict,
12:07and then, uh,
12:09a few minutes before three o'clock,
12:10I stuck up my husband's bank.
12:28Are you asleep?
12:30No, I...
12:31You're not associating.
12:32You realize that.
12:34How do you mean?
12:36I mean, you said you went shopping,
12:37you went to the museum,
12:38you had lunch,
12:39and then you said something entirely irrelevant.
12:43Gregory,
12:43it's you who's not associating.
12:46All I said was,
12:47I stuck up my husband's bank.
12:48He said it again,
12:49but you couldn't possibly.
12:50How do you know?
12:51Because I've been your analyst for three years.
12:53I know what you're capable of,
12:54and I know what you're not capable of.
12:55Would you like to bet?
12:57My reputation in psychiatry
12:58against anything you care to put up.
13:00Will this be enough?
13:03What's that?
13:05Well,
13:06I think it's called the loot.
13:08The loot?
13:09The loot?
13:11But,
13:11Penelope,
13:12would you...
13:19So,
13:20you think you robbed a bank,
13:21huh?
13:22Hmm.
13:22I've been saying that.
13:24Then I went over to Bergdorf
13:25and bought this new outfit.
13:26Do you like it?
13:28Penelope,
13:28do you expect me to believe
13:30that you robbed your husband's bank
13:32and went blithely off to Bergdorf
13:34and spent the loot
13:35on dresses and minks?
13:36Of course not.
13:38Well,
13:38thank goodness.
13:39Why wouldn't you spend stolen money?
13:41I have a charge account.
13:42You still insist you robbed a bank.
13:44Now,
13:44how could you?
13:45Gregory,
13:46it's very simple.
13:47Please,
13:47I don't want to hear it.
13:48I don't want to hear it.
13:49I don't want to hear it.
13:51Oh,
13:51of course.
13:52That would make you an accessory
13:53after the fact.
13:55Gregory,
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56Don't be upset.
13:57We'll just forget
13:58I ever mentioned you.
13:59We're not going to forget
14:00about anything.
14:03How much did you get?
14:05Well,
14:06a man on the street
14:06said it was $130,000.
14:08That's horrible.
14:09Yeah,
14:10but I just counted it.
14:11It's only a little over $60,000,
14:12so it's only half as horrible.
14:14Penelope,
14:14nobody can just walk into a bank
14:15and pick up $60,000
14:17by asking for it.
14:18Well,
14:18of course you can.
14:19You have a gun.
14:21You don't own a gun.
14:22Oh,
14:23Gregory,
14:23you're always so positive.
14:25What do you think this is?
14:27Oh,
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29I didn't know it was loaded.
14:30I bought it in the five and dime.
14:34Penelope,
14:35this is very bad
14:37for your therapy.
14:38I'm sorry,
14:39Gregory.
14:44Somewhere in your analysis,
14:46I have obviously
14:49passed up a vital clue.
14:52Now,
14:52I want you to tell me again
14:56from the beginning
14:57about the first time
14:58that you took something.
15:01You mean stole something,
15:02don't you?
15:04Gregory,
15:04we might as well face it.
15:05I'm a kleptomaniac.
15:07I refuse to accept
15:08that word clinically.
15:10Now,
15:12what was the first time?
15:16Well,
15:18the very first time
15:20was my last week in college.
15:22I was all dressed up
15:24for the senior prom.
15:25when Professor Klob came by.
15:27Professor Klob taught
15:28Anthropology 404,
15:30and he said he'd like
15:31to show me some pictures
15:32of the Okokos tribe
15:33in his laboratory.
15:36He said the Okokos
15:38had some very strange customs.
15:41Well,
15:42they certainly did,
15:43but no stranger
15:44than Professor Klob.
16:05I'm sorry.
16:09Oh, my God.
16:38Hey, hey.
16:58I didn't notice it at first, but there was something in my hand.
17:02Somehow, sometime during our session in primitive anthropology, I had grabbed hold of Professor
17:07Klopp's watch file, diamond studded.
17:10I could have sent it back, of course, but I decided I'd just keep it, in memory of the
17:14strange customs of the Okoko's tribe.
17:17So, that's the way I began my life of crime.
17:21Practically by accident.
17:26When was the next incident?
17:29Well, there were some odds and ends when I first came to New York.
17:33But then, after I met James, I never stole anything.
17:37Until?
17:39Until when?
17:41Until my wedding day.
17:50I'll never forget how handsome James looked that day.
17:55I was terribly in love with him.
17:58But so, it seems, was my matron of honor, Mildred Halliday.
18:01She wasn't exactly my choice, but her father was on the board of the bank.
18:08At the reception, James suddenly disappeared.
18:18When I came to think about it, I couldn't seem to locate Mildred either.
18:22I wasn't suspicious, really.
18:24But I began to wonder if it wasn't just possible.
18:27It was.
18:30In situations like this, I always think of clever things to say.
18:34Well, time to cut the cake.
18:36Hello, Penelope.
18:37Jimmy and I were just discussing the wedding.
18:40Yes.
18:41I heard you.
18:42Well, everybody always kisses the bride, but no one thinks of the groom.
18:47Except you.
18:48Well, it's my generous nature.
18:50Oh, Jim, Jim, look.
18:51You're all over lipstick.
18:55Oh, don't be jealous, love.
18:58Jimmy and I have known each other for ages.
19:01Tom.
19:03Tom.
19:06I thought briefly about stabbing her in the back,
19:09but I was afraid the cake knife wasn't sharp enough.
19:12Would you care for an explanation?
19:14No.
19:15You don't have to.
19:17How was it?
19:22I could take it or leave it.
19:25Have you got all of her lipstick on?
19:27No, I have.
19:28Why?
19:40In those days, you'd never suspect James was a banker.
19:45Ready, everybody.
19:46Ready.
19:46Here they come.
19:48All right, Penelope, let's see you hit a future bride.
19:54I can still see Mildred looking up at me.
19:57She was wearing her emerald earrings and necklace, plus a very superior expression.
20:03It was time to toss the wedding bouquet.
20:06I decided I'd let Mildred have it.
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Mildred!
20:12Oh, darling, I'm terribly sorry.
20:15Are you all right?
20:16Oh, that's good, darling.
20:19Ta.
20:22Goodbye, my darling.
20:24Goodbye.
20:24And, and, and, and, darling, darling, please don't forget to live happily ever after.
20:29Goodbye.
20:30Goodbye, James.
20:31Goodbye, James.
20:32Bye, now.
20:32Come on, my boy.
20:33Bye.
20:35My, my earrings.
20:37My earrings.
20:38And when we returned home ten days later, the necklace and earrings were still in the potted palm jar.
20:44And you never returned them.
20:46No.
20:47Why should I?
20:49Penelope, if you keep answering my questions with questions, how am I going to help you?
20:54I'm sorry, Gregory.
20:55I'll try to do better.
20:57All right.
20:58Now, I want you to think very carefully before you answer this.
21:01Each time you stole something, do you remember how you felt afterwards?
21:06Guilty?
21:08Upset?
21:09Depressed?
21:11Disturbed?
21:13Cheerful.
21:15How can you feel cheerful?
21:17Gregory, that's why I'm here.
21:19To try to find out why stealing makes me cheerful.
21:22You couldn't.
21:23You couldn't possibly feel cheerful.
21:25Gregory, you're accusing me of dishonesty, which is one fault that I do not have.
21:29Kleptomania, yes.
21:31Dishonesty, no.
21:32You are not a kleptomaniac.
21:33A kleptomaniac steals out of compulsion, but you steal because you enjoy it.
21:45You're angry with me.
21:47You bet I am.
21:48And we'd better end this session right here.
21:50Why?
21:51Because I...
21:52Because I find I cannot...
21:54I cannot maintain a proper attitude of detachment.
21:57And besides, your time is up.
22:05Yes?
22:05Mr. Elcott is calling Mrs. Elcott.
22:09Oh, I wonder what could be so urgent.
22:12It may have something to do with his wife sticking up his bank.
22:15Yes, James?
22:17Oh?
22:18He won't be home for dinner.
22:20Why not, darling?
22:23No.
22:25For heaven's sakes.
22:28What?
22:29You have?
22:31When?
22:32Oh, James, can I come?
22:34Oh, thank you, darling.
22:36Yes, yes, yes.
22:37I promise I won't be late.
22:38Gregory, guess what?
22:40They have movies of the robbery.
22:41And James is going to let me see them with the police.
22:43I'm on film.
22:45Isn't that exciting?
22:46It's just like an actress having a screen test.
22:49Except if you get this part, you're going to play it in jail.
22:51Gregory, I'd better run.
22:53I've got a thousand things to do for us.
22:55Bye.
23:02Thank you, Gregory.
23:04When do I see you again?
23:06With good behavior in about 20 years.
23:08Tomorrow, same time.
23:09Same time.
23:14Assuming you're still at large.
23:29Dr. Knobloch, I think it's time we resume my analysis.
23:36You see, I've fallen in love with this bank robber.
23:41One more.
23:55We'll see you again.
23:55Bye.
23:56Bye.
24:00Bye.
24:19May I help you?
24:21Oh, oui, madame.
24:22I have here a suit to donate to your charity.
24:25Oh, thank you.
24:26To whom shall we make out the receipt?
24:28Bye.
24:29It's tax-deductible, you know.
24:32Wait a minute.
24:34Wait a minute.
24:36It's gorgeous.
24:38I'll take it.
24:40Y'all play.
24:40Say.
24:41Oh, please.
24:42What are you doing?
24:44Ladies, ladies, ladies.
24:46Such a big commotion.
24:48Over what?
24:49Some yellow rag?
24:51The color's all wrong for your sallow complexion.
24:54And yellow?
24:56On a woman of your years?
24:59How much were you going to pay for this, lady?
25:02Well, $20.
25:03That seems fair.
25:05$21.
25:05It's damaged goods.
25:07Look.
25:08In that case, I'm not interested in any price.
25:11Then neither am I.
25:14Here.
25:17Here's $7.
25:20More than it's worth.
25:22But then, I'm such a soft touch.
25:38Set up a love of my life.
25:41Did you know what we have here?
25:44It couldn't be.
25:45but it couldn't be anything else nobody nobody that seems like she born she
25:52this party's original for seven dollars you're a genius in love with an angel
25:58rich angel
26:04in the shop we'll get five hundred dollars for this and a good hanger six
26:23please help the poor
26:25please friends open your hearts
26:28please not in poverty
26:32Lord loves a cheerful giver
26:40please friends open your hearts
26:42help others
26:54it is more blessed to give than to take no so we've been taught yes
26:59too bad it is not the other way around
27:01yes
27:28thank you
27:57we're coming up on our first good look at the suspect right here
28:00it's about time
28:04now what
28:05oh it's my wife
28:07hey darling
28:09lieutenant bixby
28:10how do you do
28:11and sergeant rothschild
28:13hello
28:15am i missing anything
28:17now from where i'm standing
28:19uh sergeant as long as you're rewinding that why don't you start from the top of mrs elcott's
28:24oh that's very kind
28:26ragga jack
28:28thank you
28:33thank you
28:34thank you
28:39your shoes where do you have shoes darling
28:41oh wouldn't you know it i left them in the taxi
28:49last week it was in the elevator
28:51i could send out an all points bulletin
28:53i hope you have more luck with my wife's shoes than you're having with my bank robbery
28:56your bank
28:57my rob
28:59oh
29:01this is so exciting
29:06james that's you
29:11oh james
29:12you look so handsome
29:16when do we get to see the girl
29:17right now
29:20there she is
29:26out of the way
29:27i can't see her
29:28well maybe there's more
29:33turn around
29:34turn around
29:35yes turn around
29:36slow down
29:39oh
29:45just go on
29:48run that part backwards
29:57oh i like that
30:06well that's it
30:07suspect
30:08young white female
30:09five foot three
30:10red hair
30:11yellow suit
30:12did i forget anything
30:13yeah
30:14when viewed from behind
30:15she has a very attractive wiggle
30:17excuse me mrs elcott
30:19not at all
30:20not much help
30:22was it
30:22no
30:23what a shame
30:25everyone else's face
30:26this was so clear
30:27you were very good james
30:29and miss serena was just fabulous
30:32considering she kept her mouth open all the time
30:37incidentally your cameras are very strategically located
30:39we weren't expecting to photograph the lady's washroom
30:48yeah bixby
30:49oh
30:51very good
30:53our first break in a case
30:55so soon
30:56i may have underestimated you
30:59good work officer
31:01we set up a roadblock in time square
31:08lieutenant
31:09how dear of you
31:11oh
31:12james
31:13wasn't that sweet of him
31:15adorable
31:15lieutenant bixby
31:19i already gave
31:20oh
31:21i'm major higgins
31:24i'm very busy
31:25well that's a fine way for a lieutenant
31:27to talk to a major
31:28uh lieutenant
31:30i was wondering
31:31if you could tell me
31:33if this is real
31:35excuse me
31:35ma'am
31:44major
31:44where'd you get this
31:46a young lady put it in my tambourine
31:48about five o'clock
31:50could you describe her
31:51her clothes
31:52her coloring
31:52her height
31:53her figure
31:54uh mrs elcott would you stand up please
31:56oh
31:56of course
32:00yes
32:01yes
32:02she was just about this young lady's height
32:06and figure
32:08only
32:10only what
32:12only
32:13with blonde hair
32:16anything else
32:17yes
32:18she spoke with a french accent
32:20and
32:23she had a mole
32:24on her cheek
32:25excuse me
32:26right
32:27here
32:29thank you
32:31can you remember anything she said
32:33yes i believe her
32:34them to take
32:36were
32:38cheerful
32:38cheerful
32:39yes yes
32:40that's the exact word
32:41cheerful
32:44isn't
32:44her money
32:45good
32:46well not for you major
32:47this bill
32:48was stolen
32:49this afternoon
32:49from mr elcott's bank
32:53well
32:54but i was just hoping
32:59i will
33:01major
33:02wait
33:04lieutenant
33:05bixby
33:05this is unfair
33:06doesn't have to be fair
33:08it's the law
33:08what law
33:09i never heard of any such law
33:11i mean
33:12why can't he keep it
33:13after all
33:14he didn't steal it
33:15somebody gave it to him
33:16it wasn't hers
33:17to give darling
33:18but he needs it
33:20isn't there anything
33:21you can do
33:21i'm afraid not
33:25well then james
33:27you do something
33:29uh
33:30like what
33:30well write
33:32major higgins a check
33:33for what
33:34darling
33:35for a thousand dollars
33:37that's what you're taking
33:38from him
33:39taking
33:40well of course
33:41and besides
33:42you'll be breaking even
33:44how do you figure that out
33:46darling
33:46well
33:47major higgins gave you back
33:49your thousand dollars
33:50you give him back
33:51his thousand dollars
33:52simple
33:55am i hearing right
33:56i can't believe this
33:58james
33:59if you don't give
34:01major higgins a check
34:02i'll never speak to you again
34:04oh please folks
34:06please
34:06we're meant to ease
34:08people's troubles
34:09not to cause them
34:10i'm sorry
34:11please james
34:26oh
34:28thank you darling
34:35five hundred
34:36a thousand
34:42wait till the word of this
34:44reaches red cross
34:45ymca
34:46and hadasa
34:54and do you know what
34:55james still doesn't understand
34:58that he broke even on the deal
35:01maybe he was just being stubborn
35:02no
35:03he's just confused
35:05for a banker
35:06i think that's pretty strange
35:15is all this milk good for you
35:19it's not for me
35:21it's for my ulcer
35:23you know
35:23lieutenant bixby was so nice
35:26about getting back
35:26my shoes
35:28why do you suppose
35:29i took this
35:33gregory
35:34go down the wrong pipe
35:39penelope
35:41penelope
35:43penelope
35:44penelope
35:44did you
35:44did you ever think of going to another psychiatrist
35:48no
35:49that would be disloyal
35:52i'm not helping you at all
35:54of course you are
35:56gregory i'm sorry
35:58i'll send the wallet back
35:59it's not only this
36:02oh don't be discouraged
36:03just because i stuck up a bank
36:06your husband's bank
36:07yes
36:08james's bank
36:09but why his bank
36:10why not somebody else's bank
36:12why are you writing left-handed
36:16i'm being an accessory after the fact
36:23would you mind licking this for me
36:27i'm too dry
36:32whatever made you marry a man like that in the first place
36:36oh james wasn't a man like that in the first place
36:39oh no
36:41the first time i met james
36:43was at a greenwich village cellar
36:45known as the plush pig
36:47i've been working there a couple of months
36:48it was my first real job in new york
36:50i am someone who knows who i am
36:57but when you are far away my world is clouded
37:05the sun is gray
37:13you can make me touch the sky
37:18give me wings and help me fly
37:23but without you night and day my world is clouded
37:32the sun is gray
37:37you hang the moon
37:41scatter stars throughout the sky
37:47all of the good things within me must first be seen through your eyes
38:01there is only one thing wrong
38:06there is only one thing wrong
38:08the sun is gray
38:12the sun is gray
38:37the sun is gray
38:46the sun is gray
39:14hi
39:17miss penelope gordon
39:19if you sit down you won't have to scratch over
39:22i don't hear a drink
39:23but it's only water
39:25would you excuse me while i take out my eyes
39:34i'm james elcott city federal bank
39:40contact oh now i can see you much better
39:47well i never shook hands with a bank before
39:51how is it i haven't heard from you miss gordon
39:53well it's probably because we've only just met
39:56but i've written you nine times in the last two months
39:58oh you really love folk songs do you
40:02not exactly no this is business
40:04city federal has accepted trusteeship of a modest estate left you by your mother's cousin
40:09are you sure you've got the right penelope gordon
40:11absolutely
40:12the income from the estate won't be much but there are papers to sign
40:15you're certain you never received any of my letters
40:19i know what happened
40:21you see i never opened my mail
40:23oh who does it for you
40:25nobody
40:26what happens to you
40:28well usually i stick it away in a drawer someplace
40:31and then i always forget it
40:33or it gets lost
40:35and don't you lose a lot of friends that way
40:37oh no
40:38just the opposite
40:40you see
40:40if you write me a letter
40:42and i answer it
40:43then you have to answer mine
40:44and answer to my second
40:45and then i have to write you a third
40:46and you have to say this to each other
40:48we haven't got time to be friends
40:52i never i never thought of it like that
40:55well anyway i could still look for your letters at home would that help
40:59well we ought to discuss them yes
41:03oh dear
41:05drop my contact lens i'm always losing oh don't get your pants dirty that's all right
41:11do you um do you think we could uh get together sometime tomorrow
41:16oh sure
41:17how about dinner
41:18i'm gonna have some friends in
41:20oh that's wonderful
41:23oh these contacts are so tiny
41:26we're never going to find them
41:28well does it matter
41:29you said yourself
41:30you can see better without them
41:32oh much better
41:33i think this optometrist i was dating gave me the wrong prescription
41:38may i ask something
41:40why do you wear them
41:42well he said they make my eyes look luminous
41:46i think they're luminous already
41:49and quite beautiful
41:53oh
41:54well then i don't need to wear the contacts do i
42:00i'm glad you came to see me
42:04so am i
42:05i'm looking forward to tomorrow night
42:08so am i
42:16and now i'd like to get up please
42:19pardon
42:20you're kneeling on my hair
42:22oh i'm terrible
42:23oh watch out for me
42:26i
42:29oh dear
42:30i'm terribly so
42:32all right
42:32quite all right
42:34there's nothing to concern
42:35something
42:38oh
42:39oh dear
42:41oh
42:42you found my contact lens
42:57yeah
43:01miss penelope gordon
43:03is this the bank
43:04yes
43:05shall i come up
43:06no
43:07but you're welcome down here
43:12got it
43:13got it
43:27hi
43:27hi
43:28hi
43:29i hope i'm not overdressed for the village
43:31no i wouldn't say so
43:32come on in and meet everybody
43:35everybody meet james alcott
43:50you dress funny for a banker
43:52you dress funny for a banker
44:04i'll just be a second
44:05i'll just be a second
44:05i'm going to hold you to that
44:07i know you
44:09a new bank at city federal
44:11that bank on my mattress
44:12well that's nice too
44:14last night
44:15a flush pay
44:16you walked out of my big number
44:18an unintentional slight
44:20talk's cheap
44:21want to hear it now
44:23right here without your band
44:24i'll fake it for you
44:26i've got to rescue my friend from boom boom
44:28i shall rescue the beardless one
44:29please finish my breath
44:31and it's your birthday
44:34how about a fast arrangement of green sleeves
44:36just a minute boom boom
44:37he's mad
44:37oh come on
44:38watch me
44:46i bet you fit in any place
44:49i like your friends
44:50they came with the lease
44:52did that come with the lease too
44:54no
44:54i used to date this welder
44:57he must have been an awful driver
45:00no
45:00i have this other boyfriend
45:02who owns a junkyard
45:03you've got a lot of boyfriends
45:04why all the shopping around
45:05well
45:06you don't try everything
45:08out of the mouths of babes
45:29let everybody go
45:32they're all here
45:47three weeks later we got married
45:49all in a rush
45:51like if we didn't we'd die
45:52and if your husband
45:54were still the same romantic
45:56greenwich village james
45:58would you be stealing now
45:59oh james hasn't got time for romance
46:02he's too busy banking
46:04so you steal
46:07you're much too calm about it
46:09well why shouldn't i be calm
46:10after all there's nothing to connect me with the robbery
46:15except the yellow suit
46:17you realize the police are combing the city for it
46:20so i read
46:21i took care of it
46:23you burned it
46:24no
46:25i gave it away to a thrift shop
46:27thrift shop
46:28do you realize the chance you're taking
46:30i don't know
46:32maybe i'll go buy it back
46:33buy
46:34no
46:35no penny
46:36look
46:37are you trying to get caught
46:38you never should have gone there in the first place
46:41well what else could i do
46:42throw it away
46:43it would have been a lot safer
46:45gregory
46:46it was a givanchi suit
46:48so
46:49well you can't just throw a givanchi down a manhole
46:52it's sacrilege
46:53and besides
46:54james paid eleven hundred dollars for that suit
46:57and i wouldn't like to see him waste his money
47:20hi lieutenant mixby
47:22sergeant ropchoff
47:23what a nice surprise
47:24mrs elkhart
47:26do you shop here
47:27yes i often drop by
47:29they have fascinating things
47:31they did yesterday
47:32they had the yellow suit
47:33not really
47:36how did they get it
47:37well they got it the same way that major higgins got his thousand dollar bill
47:40it was donated by a blonde girl with a phony french accent
47:43and we traced it here
47:45well how clever of you
47:46well not so clever
47:47the lady back there read about it in the paper and called us
47:50well we were clever enough to pick up the phone
47:54well that's that
47:55you've got it
47:56not yet
47:57somebody bought it
47:58paid seven bucks
47:59seven bucks
48:00but that
48:01what
48:01too cheap
48:02well that's hard to say
48:04i'd have to see it first
48:05well why don't you come along while we pick it up
48:08do you want to get to ride in a police car
48:09yeah
48:10with a syrene and everything
48:12You
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