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[EngSub] Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still a punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's it really ruining my house for a real life?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:34Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot at saving the house
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanna...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28Hey
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32Uh-uh
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mamie, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:03:59High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you
00:05:37Oh, these are so good in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Oh, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:55Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04Okay
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss...
00:06:20St...
00:06:21Stutter
00:06:22This time
00:06:23No more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28Hmm
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just...
00:07:27Say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:43Oh
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number 4
00:08:29High school bucket list item number 4
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:25It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05He wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:24I'm sorry
00:11:26Um
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to
00:11:33Um, I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow, Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:49Is
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:21Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great, chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo, no more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30King
00:15:31Can't wait to have him back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But uh, show is best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Is your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them
00:15:55It's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go
00:17:13You stopped him
00:17:14Hyes
00:17:14I can't
00:17:15Hyes
00:17:16Hyes
00:17:17Hyes
00:17:17Hyes
00:17:18Hyes
00:17:18Hyes
00:17:19Hyes
00:17:22Hyes
00:17:24Hyes
00:17:25Why did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College?
00:17:28Science majors are slattier than you think
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:36my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future
00:17:44right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:52somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them
00:18:00and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on
00:18:05beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your
00:18:21information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:27so we could team up
00:18:32wait you really think i could beat miss popular you can run this school if you want to team me
00:18:39up
00:18:40your royal chain you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will
00:18:59wish you were dead you still want to do this why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker
00:19:09win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:23what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess jess a bitch strikes again
00:19:44well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought kate but i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52i'm never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow why because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:09how are you how are you where's your baking buddy did she chicken out last night
00:20:20may i present to you your future girlfriend i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:28i'm gonna be mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:39like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is
00:20:52supposed
00:20:52to be about me who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:11shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what we're
00:21:22doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy
00:21:26topping it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins now okay
00:21:38like this like that
00:21:51and then this is on your nose
00:21:55that's too much
00:22:04oh no more no
00:22:10cool trick bill nye the science nerd hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:23oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry oops sorry my hand slipped
00:22:36oh
00:22:37oh she's awful
00:22:40do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified she just kicked our table i did not see jessica do
00:22:46anything wrong get back to work it's fine it's fine so what do we do now a good scientist
00:22:52yes always has a plan
00:22:58and time
00:23:03the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign jessica you're up
00:23:10it is a model of my mansion
00:23:14and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17this is our dessert it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:11mea watkins
00:24:14mea the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:28mea that's my best friend we love her best day of my life
00:24:34mea that's my best friend i need you to do that
00:24:40no connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:55high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:25:06oh
00:25:29food fight
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having an
00:26:06attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad ride you oh sorry no one knows about that yet both of you
00:26:15pack your bags wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his business
00:26:23trip and get me killed no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go okay for
00:26:29real
00:26:30of course you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to come by my
00:26:35office
00:26:35the door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars and you'll be quiet
00:26:44you demon child i'll take a thought why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank
00:26:53you
00:26:59whoa did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that
00:27:04stuff though
00:27:05well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:21what's that one again uh anatomy it's the study of the human body
00:27:27yeah yeah you want to do it at my place my parents aren't home your place like a
00:27:34life like us together you're alone yeah let's go professor i promise to be a good boy
00:27:46okay
00:27:46uh
00:27:47uh
00:27:58uh
00:27:59uh
00:28:00uh
00:28:00uh
00:29:04I was asking about question number four, um, like this abdominus.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:33Isep, brachii, pectoralis major, rectus abdominus, gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseous.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're done cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:05Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:32:16That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:42Here.
00:32:44What's that?
00:32:46What are you?
00:32:48He's not.
00:32:49He's not.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad, because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Here you go.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's bounce before he's eating.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48Connor, you should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid.
00:40:11He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18You're...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:25not gonna believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's so crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:36I don't know.
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:39It's not my mom.
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wanted to be once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10No, I...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah, I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:36Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl.
00:42:34Well, if you really know everything
00:42:36that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's ready done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four,
00:43:33there's a great palaroid that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:11with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago,
00:44:24this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:08Ah!
00:45:09Ah!
00:45:11Ah!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:13Ah!
00:45:13Ah!
00:45:13Ah!
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out
00:45:22brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know I.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:50Flum it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine,
00:45:55you want my glossy,
00:45:57you want my sexy,
00:45:59you want my sassy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it,
00:46:02ain't gonna get it,
00:46:04ain't gonna get it,
00:46:05ain't gonna get it,
00:46:06ain't gonna get it,
00:46:07ain't gonna get it,
00:46:07no, you ain't gonna get it,
00:46:08you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow, look at you
00:46:22pretending to be hot
00:46:23and popular.
00:46:24FYI,
00:46:25you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game
00:46:33of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:35to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares
00:46:49if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet
00:46:53I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those
00:47:07mouth fingers
00:47:08have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol
00:47:17tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least
00:47:55get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again,
00:47:59bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me
00:48:02right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia.
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder
00:48:22would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know
00:48:27her giant head
00:48:28would get in the way?
00:48:29I don't know.
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like
00:49:08a total smoke show
00:49:09in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never
00:49:18gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying
00:49:23just gets worse
00:49:24and worse
00:49:25and somehow
00:49:26she still
00:49:27ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never
00:49:31date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't
00:49:37make
00:49:38promises
00:49:39you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl
00:49:41I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting
00:49:47your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay
00:49:56with me?
00:49:57Come on.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:15You're the genius,
00:50:16dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this
00:50:19all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:14Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17The senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:00Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:54But I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all glow our separate
00:54:00ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:35Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:05Ready?
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and ConCon, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do,
00:56:53Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor,
00:56:56what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one,
00:57:22so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you,
00:57:30and you're gonna love them.
00:57:49For you?
00:57:51It's yours.
00:57:52It's yours.
00:57:54It's yours.
00:57:55It's yours.
00:57:56It's yours.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't coach bags
00:58:03or Tiffany bracelets,
00:58:04but I hope when you enter the real world,
00:58:09you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name,
00:58:33like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these aren't incredible,
00:59:06but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you too, pies.
00:59:41Baby, stop.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're stupid.
00:59:46Go, please.
00:59:52Hey, um,
00:59:56this one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now,
01:00:23Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:39I can't.
01:00:42Oh my God, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no.
01:00:44Just tell me what you want,
01:00:45and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you,
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now,
01:02:32we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well,
01:02:38since you suddenly think
01:02:39you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:48America's favorite outcast,
01:02:52Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no,
01:03:30I can't sing
01:03:31in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list,
01:03:52item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce friends.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:16Just look at me.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:11Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:16This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you more
01:06:40If you wanna win you gotta give them a show right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:45What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh nothing that I um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:59Shit that's my dad
01:07:01What is he doing here
01:07:02He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey Connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:11Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:22In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:16Has the ball
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:31He's gonna risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:35And there he goes
01:08:38And yes he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249 to 48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:05Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down with a dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:56I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:10Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean what about your crush
01:10:15With the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy sick
01:10:45I don't know
01:10:46I don't know
01:10:46I don't know
01:10:47I don't know
01:10:47I don't know
01:10:49I don't know
01:10:50I don't know
01:10:51I don't know
01:10:52I don't know
01:10:53I don't know
01:10:54I don't know
01:10:56I don't know
01:10:57I don't know
01:10:57I don't know
01:10:59I don't know
01:11:00I don't know
01:11:01I don't know
01:11:03I don't know
01:11:04I don't know
01:11:04I don't know
01:11:04I don't know
01:11:10I don't know
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:52Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those...
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:16Oh, well.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you...
01:13:22The perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to make up the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:08The future.
01:14:17The future.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:14:24Or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:27No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52And Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:56The future's wild.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:26Girl, you can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:13basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:17Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:25Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:37let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:06Hi. I shouldn't be here. That's what I told myself the past four years. I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough. But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you. The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not. Thank you.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in. Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:17I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh. It's okay. This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:26I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King. That's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set-up!
01:22:24Mia?
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:03Or you.
01:23:12High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?!
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:48Now you could've killed someone!
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:56She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:03No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:14She's so messy.
01:24:16That's nothing me and help me.
01:24:18No!
01:24:19No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22No!
01:24:23No!
01:24:25No!
01:24:27No!
01:24:28That's on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Kalei, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:44you can find me.
01:24:47A little time-traveller nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Mia, hey. Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I can't.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tricked and fell.
01:25:23You all right?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:34Jessica.
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins.
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yes.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess,
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18I think I'm gonna dance is so big.
01:27:20Yeah.
01:27:22Yeah.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:24Let's go!
01:27:26Let's go!
01:27:26When you were there!
01:27:27Let's go!ANE!
01:27:30Let's
01:27:30see. I'm
01:27:32ready. No one
01:27:33makes me feel like you do. No one
01:27:38sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no one does it better
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