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Full Episode of Sumner Comes First
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00:00You
00:16We should go
00:18We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I don't know Bryce. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:49What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me. Babe, come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter you can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend. What the hell Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what you only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say? Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me
01:32Corbin, don't! No, let go of me. Let go of me
01:34You know he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:00Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street. Go crash on her couch
02:07Just get your shit and go
02:18You okay?
02:19You can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what? Do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:34I'm sad
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different
02:47He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it
03:00in a heartbeat
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can work with that, thank you
03:06That's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old
03:10And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:12Funny, I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is
03:21You know I've never even
03:28You know what, forget it
03:30You don't know anything about me
03:32I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:34Why?
03:35Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that definitely
03:39But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:46I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:48What's his thing, he got like a huge cock or something?
03:54No, I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it
04:01Oh, oh, okay
04:09I was never going to date Bryce forever, I was just
04:12Sort of
04:13Using him for his body
04:16Okay, well it sounds bad when you say it
04:18I don't know, I just thought
04:19Spring break, no parents
04:23I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:27You didn't want to graduate high school the Virgin
04:30Well now I will, thanks to you
04:32Come on
04:34I know you have this whole
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on
04:38But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:41Oh really?
04:42Watch me
04:44Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and
04:47Sexless existence
04:49See?
04:50There
04:51Easy
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months
04:54Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because
04:57Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right
04:59Or good
05:03Hmm
05:05What?
05:07No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:11Just never had that problem, so
05:14Aren't you special?
05:17Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:21Well you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:24I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:28No
05:29What?
05:29No, what?
05:30No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:35Someone who sees you
05:45Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:57What's going on with you two?
06:00Nothing
06:02Nothing
06:02Nothing
06:04Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:08Nothing, nothing new
06:09She must not be trying too hard
06:11Cause for a second there, it seemed like
06:14You were catching feelings
06:16Feelings? Me?
06:17Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:19And especially not for my sister
06:21I mean, you never do that to your best friend, right?
06:25No, of course not
06:28I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:30Come on
06:42You're never gonna win like that
06:45Definitely not now that you're here
06:50You gotta slow it down
06:51And feel it out
06:53Every game is different, but that's kinda what makes it fun
06:59What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:08To score
07:10And feel good while doing it
07:14I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:19Look, if you wanna lose your virginity before you graduate
07:22And you want it to actually feel good
07:24You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:32Just a one time thing
07:34Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really wanna jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one
07:44You can't even make me feel good
07:46Standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like
07:50Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:59We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I
08:09Had to kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly
08:25Touch it
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:40Hey son, you wanna tan?
08:44Whoa!
08:46And what's going on here?
08:48Nothing
08:49I had something in my eye
08:53Mm-hmm
08:54You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:56Get your mind out of the gutter
08:58Yes, let's tan, I'll get changed
09:03Let's go
09:18What's wrong?
09:20What's wrong?
09:20You want some help?
09:20How are you?
09:22I can't do it
09:30You want some help?
09:33I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings, thank you.
09:37All good?
09:39Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:45Sit back, relax, enjoy the view.
09:58I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:02Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:06You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:09I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:12Okay, that's a good question.
10:13Um, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:18Yeah.
10:19And when you lose, you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:25Okay, I can come up with something.
10:27But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:30We have a deal?
10:32Do your worst.
10:34So you consent?
10:37Enthusiastically.
10:42Time to suffer!
10:53Yeah, you know what?
10:54No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:56What's wrong, son?
10:57You scared I'll beat your record?
11:00All right, fine.
11:01Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:03All right, in three, two, one.
11:13You got to stop her.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:23Breathe.
11:24Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
11:26Oh, give up some.
11:28Sunshine's calling your name.
11:29Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:30Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
11:34What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:35Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat.
11:38Really?
11:39In front of my brother?
11:40You can get out any time.
11:41I would gladly take the win.
11:42Oh, never.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:11Hmm, me too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:33Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:35I was a knight.
12:37Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:42Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:53I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, son.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know what?
13:04You can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:07Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42You're still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance.
13:54You know I want to make you suffer.
13:56Right?
13:58How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:07So if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:43Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:53Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:11How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on,
15:22why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Not a girl.
15:53There you two are!
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:09Uh, vampires.
16:11All the way to started.
16:12Thanks.
16:13Thanks.
16:16You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind,
16:23but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well, then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:50Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Oh, says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:09I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right number.
17:40Cornet.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless.
17:43I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Isn't that a no?
17:57You're insane.
17:58Do you think you're going to try anything?
18:00Yeah.
18:01Are you sure about that?
18:06Okay.
18:24Do you want me to stop?
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:49I'm too cute to eat.
19:01I'm too cute to eat.
19:03I'm too bad.
19:04I'm too bad.
19:04I'm too good to be here.
19:05I'm too busy to eat.
19:10I'm too bad.
19:11J-one's eating his head.
19:14I'm too bad.
19:15I'm too bad.
19:16I'm too bad.
19:17Would you come here to help me out what's no I
19:26Like what you say no no god, no
19:32Excuse me just grabbing a towel
19:38Well, I guess my plans working oh, yeah, how do you figure a good last 24 hours?
19:44How are you going to survive the whole week? I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the
19:49real deal
19:49I hope you're doing the same thing. I don't need to thank you very much. Yeah, you sure about that?
19:57I'm gonna go use the other bathroom, okay, you go do that
20:07Look at this go there we go
20:12Knock knock knock
20:15Hey, party people hey, Daisy, what's going on?
20:20Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy to leave before I lost my will
20:26to live
20:27So did Bryce and crashing with you?
20:30Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing machine gun Kelly on repeat. I
20:35Broke into Grace's parents liquor cabinet. Who wants a shot?
20:39I'm down why not?
20:41Okay, yeah
20:46You want to lick corp it's my favorite flavor summer cherry
20:51I'm okay. I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:56Trust me so good with vodka. It's like a pre-chaser
21:11All right for spring break
21:25Let's play a game
21:27Suck and blow
21:28Gross. No, I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:32Um, sardines
21:33Ooh, yes
21:35I always love this house for sardines
21:37Great
21:38I'll hide first
21:39Okay
21:39Okay, I need a breather
21:41Especially after that shot
21:55How did you find me so fast?
21:58This has been your spot since we were kids
22:00I won't tell Adam, don't worry
22:03Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
22:06I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there
22:08You saw no such thing
22:11You're jealous?
22:13No, I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:17Oh, so you're worried about me
22:25You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:41Sit down
22:43What?
22:43Sit down
22:47You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you
22:51Take care of me how?
22:55Time for third base, um
23:09Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:16I knew this game was stupid
23:18Let's just call it
23:20Olly olly oxen free
23:37Finally
23:39It's been forever
23:40How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:45We had fun sneaking around
23:48Well, I got sober looking for you two
23:51I'm gonna grab another drink
23:52Mia, you want one?
23:54Yeah, I'll go with you
23:57Excuse me
24:03Sumner, let's dance
24:06Okay
24:22Do you really want to give him the show?
24:26What'd you have to mind?
24:29Hope you're watching Corbin
24:45Summer cherry?
24:46I can taste it on your tongue
24:49You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:52It's just a game, Daisy
24:54Yeah, right
24:55You're a whore like everyone says
24:57Whoa, I don't think so
24:59The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
25:02You're a slut
25:03Just like everyone says
25:05You don't get to talk to her like that
25:06What'd you do?
25:07Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:09Hey, what's going on?
25:12Get the hell out of here
25:13Fine
25:14I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:18Yo, what'd you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:22Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:25She was fired up
25:26She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam
25:27She'll say anything to pay attention
25:30God, you're always like this, Adam
25:31You'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:34Just like you did in 8th grade
25:36When you laughed with everyone else
25:37I wasn't laughing
25:38Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either
25:40That's your whole deal, huh?
25:41Just humiliate Sumner
25:43And then let everyone at school torture her
25:45While you guys just stand there and watch
25:47I was defending you back there
25:50Too little, too late
25:52You can leave me alone
25:56Both of you
26:23Peace offering
26:27I'm sorry about Daisy
26:39I'm sorry about everything
26:46I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:52You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:56I bet you don't even think about it
27:00Uh, you'd be surprised, um
27:08I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:15Obviously I couldn't tell you
27:16I couldn't tell anyone
27:17I mean, you're my best friend's sister
27:28I guess I just acted out
27:33It's real mature, Corbin
27:36I was 14, okay?
27:38You were driving me crazy
27:39I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:40I couldn't keep my hands away
27:43So you
27:45Tormented me?
27:47I took it too far
27:48That day
27:51The biggest mistake of my life
27:56I lost one of my best friends
27:58That day, so
28:05You want to hand me one?
28:06Mm-hmm
28:16You know how to do this?
28:18Yes
28:20You shouldn't go that fast
28:23I'm hungry
28:24Okay, but you can't just stick it in
28:25And expect it to work out
28:28Look at that
28:29Already on fire
28:32Damn it
28:33Told you
28:36I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:43Assholes, plural?
28:51I'm not admitting anything until you do
28:53What do you mean?
28:58You said
28:59You said
29:00You had a crush on me
29:02In middle school
29:05Yeah
29:10How do you feel about me now?
29:14No
29:16How do I feel about you now?
29:23I thought
29:24I thought
29:25It was
29:26So obvious
29:32I really want to kiss you right now
29:37What do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home
29:47Do you want to go home?
29:49No
29:54Home
30:05Hey
30:06Hey
30:06What are you doing?
30:11Hey
30:12it's like we're stuck you won't grow up and I'm getting tired of waiting
30:19it's like we're stuck you won't grow up and I'm getting tired I'm tired of waiting
30:27for you
30:29I'm getting tired I'm getting tired I'm getting tired
31:19what the hell are you laughing about right now
31:22nothing just just about how I won Corbin Montgomery is this all just still a game
31:29to you no I won but I'm not talking about a game well it would still be a nice
31:37treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself I'll show you a treat hey what
31:45the hell are you doing my best friend my sister Adam it's not like that first
31:57Bryce and now Corbin who's next son it's not like that Corbin and I actually care
32:03about each other tell him Corb yeah yeah Corbin tell me all about how you've only
32:08been my friend so you could fuck my sister Adam don't talk like that just leave
32:13somewhere seriously
32:19we should have never done this
32:22what the hell were you thinking man hey I'm talking to you I wasn't thinking okay it was a spur
32:30of the moment thing bullshit what no I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:36okay just drop it man since we were fucking kids man what's your problem you're not the only one who
32:42gets to care about her Adam I mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking
32:47brings home maybe I'm not the right guy for her but someday somebody will be so you better get
32:53your shit together before that day comes because sooner or later she's not gonna take it anymore
32:58hey where do you think you're going to apologize
33:04I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:09I'm so stupid you are not stupid and honestly I'm proud of you Sumner you should sign me up for
33:17some addicted to assholes rehab program or something listen you took a chance and you
33:24open yourself up in a way that I've never seen before yeah well it wasn't real it's just
33:30hormones or something it was real I was watching you two all week it was like
33:36sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:42Corbin's still a coward and I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:47he will how can you sound so sure because well there's something I have to tell you
34:07you scumbag I know what you're gonna say I cannot believe you you're such a hypocrite you've
34:13been hooking up with Mia this whole time what I told her everything Adam oh your sister's best
34:22friend bro Corbin's right if you're not cool with him and Sumner day then you and I should break up
34:29too hey come on don't babe me I mean it Adam you're being absolutely ridiculous but she's my
34:40and he's my grow up it wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:48just like don't pity in front of me okay thanks for your blessing Adam but we won't be needing it
34:58you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me Mia came to my defense before you did
35:04some come on you know don't call me that how am I ever going to trust you you're just like
35:11how
35:11you were in middle school and you're never going to change
35:27Sumner I'm sorry okay you know you've been saying that for years I don't believe you
35:33I was an idiot okay I didn't know what to say to him so you thought saying nothing would be
35:37better
35:38you never stand up for no I was telling the truth I wanted to apologize to you first your words
35:45mean
36:16I don't know mom I just want to spend the night in my own bed okay
36:20yeah Adam and me are going to drive back together
36:24I don't know how Corbin's going to get home he could hitchhike for all I care
36:27I love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show Adam are we good over there we got this
36:34angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming the whole school want to say hi
36:39no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway what what's the main attraction
36:46I'm the main attraction oh Corbin give us a show
36:52shake it boy kill both you come on don't you want your girl to know how much she means to
36:57you
37:00no I do Sumner Marlo I need you to believe me when I say this
37:05I want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story so
37:14okay
37:26what do you say
37:33I want to be with you too Corbin
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