00:01Hi, Monty.
00:02Hey, Jack.
00:02How was your day?
00:06Uh...
00:07Not great.
00:08How's yours?
00:12There he is!
00:15We're in college, Monty.
00:16These are supposed to be the best years of our lives.
00:18I just want to have a fun night for once.
00:24Where did these come from?
00:26Oh, my God.
00:28Presenting!
00:28Vince, it's an incredible high.
00:32No.
00:33Come on.
00:34No.
00:34No.
00:35No.
00:40You feel anything?
00:42No.
00:43Are these duds?
00:46Oh, no.
00:54It's an incredible high.
00:56So long as you take it with pizza.
00:59Without pizza, it'll blow your brain straight out your...
01:02What?
01:03I am Snackatron 3000.
01:05To receive your pizza, meet me in the lobby.
01:09This is two flights of stairs.
01:11There's no way we'll make it to the lobby.
01:12There's RAs.
01:13Room check!
01:15We are not of sound mind.
01:17Let's do this.
01:20Oh, yeah.
01:23Why are our hands exploding?
01:29Earlier tonight, when I was in your room...
01:31Loser.
01:32...and I spotted a tin of mint.
01:34Oh!
01:34You are not coming with us.
01:36You guys can't just leave me here.
01:39There is a final phase that I didn't mention.
01:42Your worst nightmare comes to life.
01:45Oh, God, no.
01:46And shoves a chainsaw up your...
01:53We gotta get that pizza.
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