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00:00We wanted Nolan off-planet so we could investigate him for the murders without arousing his suspicion.
00:05What does sending Mark away get us?
00:07A chance to see what this kid can do.
00:09More importantly, if his heart's in the right place.
00:12Who the hell are you?
00:14Where are you going?
00:15You know, it's deserty.
00:17You don't know where you're going.
00:18Go, go, go, go, go!
00:19Please don't lose interest in you, Austin.
00:21Hey, Cecil? You missed a spot?
00:24Left that one there as a reminder.
00:26And when you prove yourselves worthy of the heroes who came before you, it'll get cleaned off.
00:32Murdered seven people.
00:34Wife already suspects.
00:36Domidari!
00:37You didn't listen to me when I told you to drop the goddamn case!
00:41Nothing to worry about.
00:43Everything's fine.
01:24Huh?
01:24Come on.
02:21Come on.
02:24Come on.
03:00Come on.
03:01Get out of here.
03:02Fine.
03:13Tell Mr. Liu next time I find him on our turf, I won't be so gentle.
03:20That message was for you.
03:23Don't be stupid, kid.
03:24I'm cutting you a-
03:29Go!
03:32Oh, shit.
03:37This time I'm ready, invincible!
03:45I surround you.
03:46I surround you.
03:51Yo!
03:52Roll that back!
03:53Huh?
03:54I surround you.
03:54Ah, this guy is dope!
04:01Hey!
04:09Yes, I'm 20 minutes late, but there's no way you're gonna be mad at me.
04:13And how do you figure that?
04:14Because I brought you Japanese cheesecake?
04:18You went all the way across town to get cheesecake.
04:22Yep.
04:22To make up for being late, because you went across town to get cheesecake.
04:27Is that crazy?
04:28Yeah, it kind of is.
04:31I mean, I could take it back, but that'll probably just make me even more late.
04:50Hey!
04:51What did we ever do to you?
04:54Kevin, shut up!
04:55Leave it alone!
05:05There's a place on 3rd and Parkland.
05:08They'll put you up for a few weeks.
05:19You're welcome!
05:20Just trying to keep the city safe.
05:23Behind you!
05:24What?
05:24Oh, crap.
05:30Hi.
05:31Don't be scared.
05:32I got this.
05:32But, uh, I guess get your stuff.
05:35Sorry about your apartment.
05:3745 minutes late!
05:39It won't happen again, Mr. Sayer.
05:41But it has, Grayson.
05:42You've been late 12 times in the past 3 months.
05:44I'm sorry, but I'm docking your ships.
05:48You know what?
05:50Don't bother.
05:52I quit.
05:53What?!
05:54Mr. Sayer?
05:54There's a rat in the mayonnaise again.
05:56Do I look like I can't, Sam?
06:01Grayson?
06:03Grayson?
06:06I'll have the cash tomorrow, I swear.
06:08Tell your boss I need more time.
06:10There isn't any more time, Gary.
06:12Take it all.
06:13Take everything I got.
06:24Take it all.
06:26Take everything I got.
06:30Oh, God.
06:31The gravity bomb!
06:32Where is it?
06:33I'll never tell!
06:37Yeah.
06:39Now what?
06:40Mark, you have to scare him.
06:42Make him think you'll actually drop him.
06:44I can hear you!
06:45I don't know.
06:46That seems mean.
06:47All right, here.
06:48I'll show you.
06:51There.
06:51See?
06:51Now he'll tell me everything.
06:53Okay, but you're gonna catch him, right?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Give me a second.
07:12Uh, Principal Winslow.
07:14Uh, hi.
07:16Mr. Grayson.
07:17If you're planning to attend college, we need to have a conversation about your recent attendance issues.
07:26Uh, what if I'm not planning to attend college?
07:43Freeze!
07:44Your lives weren't minimum wage.
07:46Or do you want to fire your guns in the air so you tried your best and we all walk
07:50away happy?
07:51And alive.
08:11Hey, can't make it tonight. Just got hit by something.
08:16You're standing me up? You tread on dangerous ground, my friend.
08:20It'll be worth the wait to see me on my best behavior.
08:25Do not miss dinner with my mom on Thursday if you value everything you hold dear, Mark Grayson.
08:32Not for the end of the world.
08:38Seriously?
08:55Not even scratched? Not bad for a guy with gravel for figures.
09:11Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's-that's nice. That's-that works nicely.
09:16That's the last of it. Paid in full. I'm done.
09:20Mmm, nah.
09:23Nah.
09:24See, Titan, your problem is-
09:26You're too useful. You get shit done.
09:30You take bullets like a champ and don't even whine about it.
09:34Unlike someone else in the room.
09:36It was one fucking time I said-
09:38Shut the hell up!
09:40Yeah, yeah, sometimes you let people live when they need to die.
09:43But man, you make an impact.
09:46If you didn't just finish paying off your debt, we'd be talking bonus time.
09:51I don't need your money anymore.
09:52Sure you do. Come on, like you're gonna go clean?
09:55Work the Fry's station at Burger Mart? That ship has sailed, amigo.
09:59This is your life now. This is what you do.
10:02No, it's not.
10:04You're a walking pile of rocks. You break heads. That's it. That's all. Own it already.
10:11See, I know you're gonna keep working for me. The question is, how painful do you want it to be?
10:18What are you doing?
10:19What? You think you can just punch your way out of this?
10:23I know where your family lives, and that means you work for me until I say you're fucking done.
10:33Yeah, see? See?
10:36Impressive shit like that is exactly why I'm never letting you go.
10:42Plus, now you gotta pay for the desk, too. This was imported Italian maple.
10:50No.
11:16Now just throw it back into space.
11:30How's it feel to save the world? Or at least the country. By the way, that was a small one.
11:35That was a small one?
11:37Yeah. You should have seen the asteroid I diverted a few years ago. The size of Texas.
11:42Oh, crap. I gotta run, Dad.
11:44Hey, whatever that is, your training is more important. Big picture, right?
11:50I know, but it's Amber.
11:52Mark, we talked about this.
11:54Dad.
11:56This one time, okay?
11:57Yes!
11:59Born in love. Born in love.
12:02Born in love. Wish I never did it. I don't wanna love.
12:06I know I'm a little late.
12:09I brought dessert.
12:11Ugh.
12:14Okay. That's fair.
12:17You were right. Your mom is a great cook.
12:20You should have told her that yourself. During dinner. Two hours ago.
12:25I tried to text you.
12:26Am I important to you, Mark?
12:28Uh, yeah. Of course.
12:30Well, it really doesn't feel like it.
12:32Half the time we make plans, you're late.
12:34Or you cancel, or you just don't show, and your excuses suck.
12:37Hold on.
12:38But then you pick up the sushi I like.
12:40Or you leave a note in my locker.
12:42Or you surprise me after class.
12:44And you're not a bad kisser.
12:46But that doesn't make it okay if you keep doing it.
12:50And tonight was just definitely not okay.
12:54This was three months.
12:55This was meeting my mom.
12:57It's just, I have these family responsibilities.
13:01I help my dad with work.
13:04It's hard making it all fit.
13:06Sure, that's fine.
13:08Then make that choice.
13:10But then this?
13:11I'm not doing this anymore.
13:13I've been down this road before, and once was enough.
13:16Hold on.
13:17Why?
13:18Because...
13:19I'm, uh...
13:20You're what?
13:23I'm...
13:26I'm gonna do better. I promise.
13:29Prove it.
13:44Hey, Dad.
13:44Mark.
13:45I'm watching the elephant rob a store downtown.
13:47He'd be perfect practice for you.
13:49I'm not really in the mood.
13:51Mark.
13:53Okay.
13:54I'm coming.
13:55That's my boy.
13:56I'm almost left away.
13:57Okay.
13:57I don't know.
14:32Did somebody ask for Butterscotch Ripple?
14:34Daddy!
14:39Mommy, he got my text.
14:41Good. Means we still have service.
14:46We're not out, are we?
14:49Asa, it's not that simple.
14:51Don't.
15:04I want to sit with you.
15:06Wait, baby, let me out.
15:13Daddy, look!
15:15A superhero.
15:19Is he a good guy?
15:21That's what people say.
15:23Are you a good guy?
15:27I...
15:27What's his name?
15:30Him.
15:30He calls himself.
15:56Seven dead, one alive.
15:58Your husband.
16:01Hey, Debbie.
16:02Jesus.
16:03What was the name of that place in Bordeaux?
16:05The one with the chocolate pastry thingies?
16:07Uh, eclair d'Andre?
16:10That's it.
16:11Thanks, sweetie.
16:28Hey, I need my costume back.
16:30I don't care how torn up it is.
16:32It's classified, and I want it back.
16:34Go get it.
16:35Now.
16:40I don't need to tell you when I break up with someone.
16:43The only, and I mean only reason, I agreed to you being a superhero was because Rex was
16:48there to take care of you.
16:49I can take care of myself.
16:51Your father only means that we liked Rex very much, and we felt good that he was keeping
16:56you safe.
16:58But now that you're not even part of a team...
17:01Rex cheated on me.
17:02Teen team broke up.
17:04They're both over.
17:05It happens.
17:06Forgive him.
17:07What?
17:07All guys make mistakes.
17:10Don't be a...
17:14You're an 18-year-old girl.
17:17You can't do this hero bullshit on your own.
17:21You shouldn't be doing it at all.
17:23One, I can do anything I want on my own.
17:26Literally, I can rearrange atoms on a molecular level like it's easy.
17:30And two, I'm not even sure I want to do this anymore.
17:33Good.
17:34It's about time.
17:36That includes this stupid family.
17:39Oh, no.
17:40Oh.
17:44Samantha.
17:45Don't you leave that door there.
17:49Woo-hoo!
17:49I'll see you.
17:50Woo-hoo!
17:50Woo!
17:55Yeah.
18:05Yeah!
18:07Yeah!
18:07Yeah!
18:34You missed a few letters.
18:35Pain costs money and you got a long ass name.
18:39Oh, you're that guy I stopped from robbing a bank a few months ago.
18:43My name's Titan.
18:45Oh, you're out for revenge. Fine. Let's do this.
18:50I didn't call you here to fight.
18:51Because I'd win?
18:52You got lucky.
18:53Sure I did.
18:56I called you here because I need your help.
18:58Why would I help you? You're a criminal.
19:01You don't even know what that word means.
19:03Uh, pretty sure I do.
19:05No, you don't. I'm not a criminal. I just owed one money and now I can't get out.
19:10So?
19:10So aren't you a hero? Helping people and taking down bad guys?
19:14Yeah?
19:15So help me take down my boss. They don't get any worse than him.
19:18Who's your boss?
19:20Machine Head.
19:21That's not a real name.
19:22Of course you haven't heard of him. You're a rich kid from the suburbs.
19:26What? No? I'm... you don't know.
19:30Come on, man. Machine Head runs this city. If it's illegal and it makes money, it's his. And when people
19:36need to die to keep it that way, he's got muscle like me to take care of him.
19:40Yeah, you know, I'm more like a big picture superhero. Saving the planet, stuff like that. Why don't you give,
19:46uh, Fight Force a call?
19:47Sure, man. Just fly away. Forget about everyone else down here. Let me show you what you don't see from
19:53up there.
19:54What, like right now? You got somewhere to be?
20:00This some bullshit.
20:02It's not a party for me either, man.
20:09Machine Head owns the trash company. Uses it to ferry drugs to stash houses all over the city.
20:20Machine Head owns this whole block. He pays off inspectors so he doesn't have to fix you. Then burns them
20:26for insurance money. If anyone's inside at the time, too bad.
20:37Which one's Machine Head?
20:40Kidding. I'm kidding.
20:44Isotope, let's go.
20:47What the hell was that?
20:49His pet.
20:57You helped me take down Machine Head. You helped real people with real lives. Think about that next time you're
21:03fighting some stupid elephant man or whatever.
21:05Why'd you borrow money from Machine Head anyway?
21:09It wasn't for me.
21:11It wasn't for me.
21:37Mom, can you pass the potatoes please?
21:39Mom?
21:41Sorry.
21:44I don't know. Do you think I should help this Titan guy out?
21:48You'd be making a huge mistake.
21:50What? Why?
21:52Because he's using you.
21:53I'm not an idiot, Dad. I know when someone's lying.
21:56Titan never wanted to be a criminal in the first place. He has a family.
21:59I think his daughter's sick.
22:01Even if that was true, you're a Viltrumite.
22:04Okay? You fought off an alien invasion. Saved the country from an asteroid. This is beneath you.
22:11Mom?
22:13I know that sometimes people aren't who they appear to be.
22:17Exactly. Listen to your mother. You help this guy, you're gonna learn a very painful lesson.
22:22But I also know that helping someone is never beneath you.
22:28I'm gonna sleep on this.
22:30Fine.
22:37Woo! Fuck yeah!
22:40That's the last time the Lizard League turns people into snakes in my town.
22:45You better believe it, baby!
22:47Who wants a beer?
22:48There are no alcoholic beverages in Guardian Headquarters.
22:51There were no alcoholic beverages in Guardian Headquarters.
22:55First thing I fixed in this dungeon.
22:57Had to throw out whatever scanner or computer was in that spot, though.
23:01Oh no! I hope that wasn't your girlfriend, robot!
23:05Up top.
23:14I'm 25.
23:15I'm 25.
23:18Nothing like an ice-cold brew after you crawled through someone's inner ear.
23:22Dude! What the hell?!
23:24Two dozen civilians are in the hospital right now.
23:28Because we fought like six individual assholes, instead of a team.
23:32Pull up the fight.
23:42You see this, Rex? This right here?
23:45I know what a bus looks like.
23:46This is where you messed up. You and Monster Girl.
23:49Both so caught up in your own little prize fights that you let this entire bus of civilians crash.
23:58It had kids on it, man.
24:00What were we supposed to do?
24:01You pop the tires on the bus, blow that concrete to gravel to slow it down, so Monster Girl can
24:06stop it and save lives.
24:08That is what you were supposed to do.
24:13Duplicate. Next time we're in this situation, I want you to think about containment.
24:16If you had cloned a perimeter around King Lizard here, you could have held him back while Shrinkin' Ray took
24:21care of his snake gunner.
24:22Whatever the hell he called it.
24:24Snake-a-raider.
24:25You called him a snake-a-raider?
24:27No! Forget this. We did our best. And we won. So, whatever. You don't even have powers, old man.
24:35Say that one more time, son.
24:37Why? Forget your hearing aid, Grandpa.
24:39Okay, okay, stop.
24:41He's not... wrong, Rex.
24:43Fuck this!
24:46Good debrief, everyone. As usual, I'll be the only person who actually sacrificed something, since I'm now a week younger
24:52than I was yesterday.
24:54Can you believe these punks?
24:58Some of them.
25:03Why would you tell Mark that saving lives is beneath him?
25:05Other people save lives. Mark saves millions. He needs to think big, and you're not helping.
25:11I'm not helping?
25:13You don't understand the choices we have to make. You're not a superhero.
25:16When you first came here, you didn't know anything about humans, or our society, or what was important to us.
25:23And?
25:23I taught you all that. I showed you how to be a hero, here. And suddenly, you think I can't
25:28do that for Mark?
25:29That's not what I meant. I just...
25:32I think Mark is putting his trust in someone he shouldn't. Instead of listening to me. To us. Even when
25:42we disagree.
25:43He's only been a hero for a few months. He thinks he knows everything. I just don't want him to
25:49make a choice he'll regret.
25:50I don't want him to do that.
25:52Neither do I.
25:55This is all going so quickly. I didn't think it would be this difficult.
26:03Well, that sucked. This superhero thing is destroying my GPA.
26:07Like you'll ever need to find Mongolia on a map.
26:10I know, right?
26:11No, you do need to know that. I'm not kidding. It's really important that you can find places from the
26:16air.
26:17Oh, yeah. Right.
26:20You okay, Eve? You look down.
26:23You ever read about those kids who get kicked out of the house at 16 and wish it was you?
26:27Uh, no. Not really. Do you want to talk about it?
26:33Yes. No. I don't know. I... I just don't know what I'm doing anymore.
26:37Mark!
26:39Hey, you.
26:40Slow down, Tiger. You're still on my shit list. You're coming tonight, right? Hey, Eve.
26:47Of course I'm coming.
26:48Do not stand me up on this, okay? It won't only be me counting on you this time.
26:53Mark volunteered to help me at the Beckwell Community Center downtown. We do dinners twice a week for anyone who's
26:58hungry.
26:59I'm impressed.
27:00Do not be. He owes me. Beckwell's like my second home. I used to hang there after school till my
27:05mom was done working. Changed my life.
27:07It's on 3rd Street, right? Low brick building?
27:10Yeah. 7 PM.
27:13Oh, man. Gotta run. I told my mom I'd help with an open house. I'll see you there. Bye, Eve!
27:18You want to come tonight? We could use the help.
27:21Hmm. I wish I could, but...
27:23Too busy saving the world? Hmm. Not anymore, actually.
27:28No excuse, then.
27:31You and Mark are pretty close. Has he been acting weird lately?
27:35What do you mean?
27:36He's late. All the time. Or doesn't show and then lies about why. At least I think he's lying. I
27:42don't know if I can deal with it much longer.
27:43Guys are dicks. But Mark's one of the good ones. Yeah, his time management is awful. But he's super into
27:52you. You're all he talks about.
27:54Really? Hmm. Well, thanks for that. See you tonight? Yeah.
28:01The only place we're guaranteed to find Machine Head is 60 stories up. The room is lined with windows, but
28:08they're bombproof or something. There's a whole team of ex-military assholes patrolling the place, packing the latest shit too.
28:14Which is why you need me? Hmm.
28:18I'm tough. But I'm not stupid. Can't the teleporter guy just pull Machine Head out once we get close?
28:23Yes. I took care of Isotope. How? He's got a girl he sees a couple of times a week. I
28:29paid her extra to keep him there all evening.
28:32What? Oh! Okay. So we break into the penthouse and grab Machine Head. Then what?
28:38Don't you got friends who can keep a guy like him off the street? I could take him to the
28:42Global Defense Agency.
28:44See? Doing good already, hero.
28:49That was your daughter back at Beckwell Community Center, right? What's her name?
28:55Fiona. Fiona.
28:56You guys go there often?
28:58That's her second home.
29:07Okay, I'm in. But we have to make it quick. I've got plans later tonight.
29:29I almost forgot how good I look.
30:05Welcome to the world of the living, clone. Don't start. I'm the original. So the process was a success.
30:15I'll never understand why you do that.
30:26Stop, please. I'm not here to fight.
30:30Not the replication chamber, idiot!
30:32As I was trying to say, I need your expertise in tissue growth and DNA replication. I'll make it worth
30:40your while.
30:52Hi, honey. If you have a sec, could you pick up a few things for dinner?
30:56Well, I was thinking some tagliatelle from that restaurant in Rome and maybe that wine from Provence. The rosé. Yeah.
31:05Thanks, sweetie. Love you.
31:31What am I doing?
31:33What am I doing?
31:35What am I doing?
31:45What am I doing?
31:58What am I doing?
32:01I'm coming.
32:06What the fuck?
32:14Machine head!
32:16Get up. We're taking you in.
32:21Hey! It's over. You're way out of your league.
32:25Carry the two...
32:27Oh, hello, Invincible.
32:28Dainy.
32:29Boss.
32:30You're right. You're so strong and tough.
32:33And you, you, you fly all over the goddamn place. It's amazing.
32:37Uh, thanks? You know a lot about me.
32:41I also knew exactly when you and this giant pile of shit would walk in here and ruin my doors.
32:45ALSO, Italian Maple, by the way.
32:48No way you saw this car.
32:50Oh, is that what you think? See, this is what happens when your head's a fucking rock.
32:55You said you took care of him.
32:56I know what I said.
32:57This little upgrade shows me all kinds of possibilities.
33:01Which is how I know it's not worth explaining to you two morons what quantum probabilities are.
33:07But it doesn't matter, because like I said, Invincible's right. I'm out of my league. Except... I've got money!
33:24Oh, shit.
33:26You have no idea.
33:30Amber?
33:32Amber?
33:32Amber?
33:32Hey, Eve. You made it.
33:35Come on, I'll show you around.
33:38Chicken, mashed potatoes, salad, minestrone on the stove, but we'll need another pot soon.
33:45It's nothing fancy, but it's healthy.
33:47Hey, my parents cook exclusively with a microwave. This looks like a dream. Mark here yet?
33:53What?
33:53That boy's got about 15 minutes until his ass is on the curb. Permanently.
33:58You look like you're good at chopping things.
34:00How'd you know?
34:01Boarded!
34:01You go!
34:12I don't have to give up for ng prowad, but this isn't okay?
34:37I'm going to grind you up and use you to pave my driveway.
34:56Come on!
34:58You guys are fucking dead!
35:09Who's next?
35:13Hello, boy.
35:42You guys, you guys are worth everything.
35:44Wait, wait.
35:46I'm getting something here.
35:47What?
35:52Cecil got an anonymous call.
35:56We'll take it from here.
36:22Murder these arseholes!
36:33Duplicate!
36:34Monster girl is in trouble!
36:40We'll be back.
36:42We'll go.
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