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00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe-to-toe with ancient gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:58Darkwing, Aquarius, Warwoman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal, the Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today, we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes.
01:19And we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:33New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:38All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04Do you seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:08The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:13Souvenir hunters.
02:15I was never a guardian of the globe, but it was the guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived
02:22on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors, my comrades, my friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian Man was exiled from his own people.
02:36War Woman was from a different age.
02:39Darkwing...
02:42Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:54Even rarer if they accepted it.
02:56I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least, they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please.
03:10Calm down.
03:11You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:20I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me? I don't...
03:26I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom, putting my dad in one of those holes.
03:32Or me.
03:33This could happen to the guardians of the globe.
03:35It means that none of us are...
03:54This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:57Hmm...
03:58Never get invited.
03:59Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:13You just don't want to go home.
04:15Maybe one day you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:23Saw nothing, heard nothing, attacked in darkness, left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:33Nuance of human conversation, difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Olga.
04:46Robot!
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil.
04:55That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA and build
05:02me a new Guardians of the Globe.
05:03And you'll pick the team.
05:05You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure.
05:15Except it's never going to happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:26Easy.
05:26I say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza.
05:38I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:44Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt.
05:57We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what?
06:03Hang out?
06:04Go buy comic books?
06:05After this?
06:06Hey, watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:09It's not.
06:09This is new.
06:10I get it.
06:11But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure.
06:27Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow.
06:29Okay?
06:29Just you and me.
06:34What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life.
06:42Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay?
06:52It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:08Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:53I don't want a broken family.
07:55Grayson?
07:56Grayson?
07:56Mark Grayson?
07:58Who?
08:01Mark?
08:02From school?
08:05I know.
08:06I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God.
08:09You thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no.
08:11I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:18Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong.
08:22You've got a girlfriend.
08:24You're lame and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No.
08:32I think you're amazing.
08:34That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39Not that that's not true.
08:41Sorry.
08:42It's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it.
08:45You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?
08:49What's going on?
08:51Uh...
08:52I was thinking finals are coming up and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
09:00A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible.
09:05No pressure.
09:06But with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:11Ha ha.
09:12Ha.
09:12Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Redrush's girlfriend had a meltdown and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:53Hmm.
09:55Anything happening?
09:56Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Beth, wait!
10:05Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just... just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I...
10:14I can't believe this!
10:16Eve...
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that.
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And...
10:31Whatever I expected...
10:33I guess I was wrong...
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I...
10:47I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that Demigod?
10:58Oh!
10:59Shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangaea, Bug-Eye.
11:02It's the crowning achievement of any Crusader's career to be selected for the new Guardians of
11:08the globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name, I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say, not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:09Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:12No idea.
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your
12:19abilities, but by the uniqueness of your tactics.
12:25Your adaptability.
12:31The agility of your minds.
13:00What's up with her?
13:11and perhaps most importantly the strength of your character and spirit that is what truly makes a
13:20hero it is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe black samson shrinking
13:29ray duplicate monster girl look at her she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement
13:41for this ride am i wrong this seems weird right rex i don't know you're here isn't there a dick
13:50size
13:50requirement i'm sorry for what your tiny dick i mean the way you've been strutting around here
13:56you must be compensating for something
14:02somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking
14:14guess you missed my try out
14:21still think i'm adorable
14:37i'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid green face please stop this is hardly constructive
14:49uh is this okay he asked for it
15:01okay enough get lost boy scout
15:11invincible hit that little girl oh
15:14shit uh look i'm so sorry
15:19nah my bad
15:21the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like beast mode sorry about the dick joke i'm
15:29sure
15:29i'm sure your junk is awesome
15:32it's fine i'm good you're good you can punch hard
15:38didn't need your help asshole
15:45as i was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna ship blood along with rex explode once he's recovered and our final member adam eve
15:59thank you all for coming today we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:06robot no need to thank me i obviously needed to remain impartial but i'm still delighted so many
16:13members of the team team made the cut i can't be on the same team as rex and kate
16:19what why hey wait rex what did you do thanks for the help robot can't wait to be on your
16:27team
16:33hey what's going on rex cheated on me what with duplicate all three of her whoa whoa
16:43i walked in on them rex told her you and me were a thing
16:49what that's crazy i didn't want to say it while you're dating the guy but what an
16:55asshole he wasn't always but yeah well that sucks i'm sorry thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded we'll be moving into the guardians
17:14headquarters until then we'll be training here breakfast is at 6 a.m then close in combat
17:20exercises until lunch where is kate prime had a thing i can fill her in okay just to make it
17:27clear there is no universe in which i wake up at 6 a.m and the world isn't on fire
17:35come on robot we don't need this boot camp it's us we're not on the teen team any longer rex
17:41exactly i'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers but i was with the guardians
17:47from day one wow thanks dad maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help
17:52the guardians on their last day i don't know you yet so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and
17:57i don't
17:58need to beat your ass until all you want to do is call me dad again i don't know you
18:07either but we
18:08need a leader we can look in the eye not a bunch of ones and zeros no offense that's actually
18:12super
18:13offensive so wait you think you should be in charge i am the most experienced yeah at losing
18:19your powers didn't i crack that joke already why are we even putting up with this guy he wears a
18:26suit
18:26it takes batteries let's just get eve back in here i'm new to this whole team thing but i thought
18:32it
18:33involved teamwork as did i call me when you figure it out i'll be in the gym me too i'll
18:42go supervise
18:43no you won't i can do whatever i like good first day robot um i can't do three combat exercises
18:55a day
18:56i'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational whenever i transform i get younger
19:02it's part of the curse that gives me my powers i don't look it but i'm 24 years old
19:09i used to go by monster woman but it got too hard to explain so if you don't want to
19:15start changing
19:15my diapers three exercises a day are too much for me i didn't of course my apologies it must be
19:23difficult try having a normal relationship looking like this the guys who are interested
19:28are either going through puberty or popping up on sex offender registries i understand what it's like
19:33for the world to look at you and see one thing never knowing the truth of what's inside
19:39how can you understand you're a robot
19:48this has got to go hide this toss this what stop hey being a geek is cool now okay so
19:58maybe amber
19:58likes comics too you thought of that you dick i'm not talking about the comics i'm talking about the
20:04dirty clothes the dishes the tissues uh better okay i brought you some homework a little naomi klein
20:15a touch of margaret atwood some ta-nehasi coats i haven't read any of those but she has so get
20:21started it'll show amber you're interested in her she's also into spicy foods stand-up comedy and
20:27fourth wave feminism when i read her file i asked around at school it's just a study date not a
20:35first
20:36date mark every date should feel like a first date mark your friend is here
20:53go out the back way you can thank me later when you call me and tell me exactly how it
20:57all went
20:58hi mrs grayson i'm amber
21:09um william said i should read it to show you that i'm interested interesting and i will but
21:19this is more me an honest man i like that so you're into comics is it that obvious
21:30what's your favorite oh man i can't pick a favorite but oh this one is about a guy who's
21:38an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean and this one is about
21:43a jack russell terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts seance dog cool you mind if i borrow
21:49it i mean just to show you that i'm interested yeah absolutely
22:01uh okay don't know who that is um i figured we should start with global issues and then
22:10sorry must be a robo call this should do it so miss walker says we should focus on the um
22:19i'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that yeah uh down the hall on the left
22:34whoa christ almighty i didn't think she would ever leave hey oh what are you how did you know am
22:40are you spying on me oh you want to be a superhero right fame glory get the pretty gal
22:46i mean that's sexist but okay well then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time
22:53that's out the window when the world needs you you answer your goddamn phone
22:58don't worry she hasn't flushed yet i don't even work for you and you never will not unless you show
23:04a
23:04little respect and decide if you want to be a superhero or not right now yes mark right now okay
23:11yes i want to help what's the problem rogue super villain public in danger he's already en route
23:19here so we can talk on the go eve's gonna be there well did that just sweeten the deal what
23:25no i mean um
23:27where where where is this at mount rushmore okay what state is that again what do they teach you kids
23:37in school these days who are you talking to oh um that the thing with the the phone it's um
23:46it was a
23:47friend of my dad's and uh i forgot i promised i'd help him with this thing uh now how's it
23:59going in
24:00here i brought snacks south dakota you know where mount rushmore is i wouldn't be asking for your help
24:10but omni-man is dealing with a kaiju 10 time zones away and the new guardians are a show
24:14so here we are target is doc seismic he has a phd in seismology so the doc thing that's legit
24:21problem
24:22is he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves what's he want even he doesn't seem to know
24:27working theory says brain damage from side effect of those gloves he basically gets a concussion every
24:32time he uses them they're a basic mad scientist deal have fun kids and try to remember it's a national
24:51treasure down there
24:52you come to pray at this obscene monument they were oppressors racists slave owners i give you a new god
25:04worthy of worship bow before doc seismic
25:25the great emancipator he'll emancipate you
25:32from your lives
25:37wow man i'm still working on my one-liners but that one is really bad
25:50that's how you get ahead in life see it's not quite there it's not there no argument from me
25:58you
26:02thanks
26:03anytime we need to take out his gloves those aren't gloves gloves have fingers they're more uh
26:09earthquake bracelets you're wearing earthquake bracelets
26:27oh
26:34you should be on my side we can tear down the old power structure build a new order
26:41i mean look at the costume they've got you in talk about pandering to gender roles
26:46i designed my own costume and i thought your doctor it was in seismology undergrad in sociology and
26:52women's studies i had a minor in african dance
26:54but enough politics
26:58you know
27:05uh
27:09yeah
27:11yeah
27:11yeah
27:12yeah
27:37Oh, shit.
27:54Oh, shit.
28:12Oh, shit.
28:19Don't mention him.
28:23Eve!
28:24Eve!
28:30Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37God damn it.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the jet...
28:40I got you.
28:56I got you.
29:07Wow, that guy is toast.
29:09Oh, I see. So like none of these sound good, huh?
29:12Oh crap. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, Eve. Thanks!
29:18You're welcome.
29:25Whoa, slow down. What's up?
29:28Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, but I left Amber waiting in the room, so I gotta...
29:31You left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis.
29:35Mm-hmm.
29:36Good. I mean, not good for her, but good.
29:40That's the tricky part of the job.
29:42Balancing what you want to do with what you need to do.
29:46Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
29:48Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark.
29:51You're a Viltrumite.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:53We have responsibilities that normal humans don't.
30:00Mm-hmm. Right. Yeah, thanks.
30:02Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay?
30:05You might want to change.
30:08Oh, crap.
30:10Dad, you got a little...
30:12Mm-hmm.
30:21I am so sorry.
30:24I've been sitting here for an hour.
30:26I know. Uh, oh, that's a good one. What'd you, what'd you think?
30:31Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
30:35I do want to hang out. I just didn't think that...
30:39Could have fooled me. I don't even know why I came.
30:44Oh, okay then. Why did you come? You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
30:50For the record, Todd kicked your ass.
30:53For the record? That's absolutely true.
30:58I've had guys throw punches for me before, but you're the first one who stood there and took them.
31:03Twice.
31:04I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
31:08An idiot?
31:09Maybe. Maybe not.
31:12So what now? Hmm?
31:14I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
31:19It's big, sir.
31:24Really big.
31:26First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
31:31Also, it might not be dead.
31:33Huh. Put it on ice.
31:35You never know when something like that might come in handy.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:41Oh, good God.
31:46Calamari for dinner?
31:47Get that off my counter.
31:50Aw, you sure? It's considered a delicacy in some places.
31:54And an aphrodisiac.
31:56Like you need it.
31:59Did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house?
32:02I was kind of busy.
32:04Nolan.
32:05Yeah, I'll take care of it.
32:08Hey, don't forget I just took down a freaking kaiju and saved the world.
32:12Your husband's a badass.
32:14Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family.
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
32:21I told him lightning never strikes twice.
32:25Are you seriously going to put that on the grill?
32:29I've been sleepless at night.
32:34Because I don't know how I feel.
32:39I've been waiting on you.
32:41I've been waiting on you.
32:43Just to say something real.
32:48There's no light on your own.
32:51And I think you know that.
32:55Morning has come.
32:56And I let you go.
33:10Surprised.
33:13Look, I screwed up you.
33:15I know I did.
33:15I just, I just, I don't know why I keep doing this.
33:19I don't want to.
33:20You know that, right?
33:21You know I love you.
33:23I know.
33:24But that wasn't an apology, Rex.
33:27You're right.
33:28I'm sorry.
33:29Look, give me a do-over.
33:31Just this one time.
33:32I'll be better.
33:33I promise.
33:35Good luck with the new team, Rex.
33:43Fuck.
34:01Good for you, Mark.
34:02Good for you, Mark.
34:12Good for you, Mark.
34:18Good for you, Mark.
34:20Good for you.
34:36You know the drill.
34:39Oh, Thursday.
34:42Chicken pot pie.
34:43Everybody's favorite.
34:46Stay back from the door.
35:13Oh, shit.
35:17Oh, sorry, Pete.
35:44Damn, chicken pot pie night.
35:58How?
36:00Obvious.
36:01As the original article, my intellect is undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
36:08Oh, please.
36:10Just open the door.
36:12Say it.
36:14You cheap, genetically inferior knockoff.
36:19Say it.
36:20Or stay here forever.
36:27I'm the clone.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:32This way.
36:33Hey.
36:36This way.
36:38This way.
36:38This way.
36:40Run, run, run up some gangster like you wake up in jiggies and load the cliffy.
36:45The rate of our sexual and statisticians feel sicky.
36:48Accountants think it's sicky, they never counted so quickly.
36:51God, I'm upset.
36:51I'm up for advocates for a mess.
36:53Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
36:55Automate lifelongаин of all fighting.
37:05Clear attack.
37:30We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:58Oh, multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it.
38:09You being the original and all.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother.
38:39But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update.
38:54You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do, but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:19Oh.
39:28My apologies.
39:30Didn't mean to scare.
39:33What are you doing in my house?
39:36Seeking information, clues, answers.
39:41Answers to what?
39:42That night, the massacre.
39:45Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about.
39:49You need to leave now.
39:50Seven dead, one alive, your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did.
40:01Answers were unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:07Escape from hell.
40:09Seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing.
40:14Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No.
40:18He didn't see anything.
40:21You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie?
40:24You alright?
40:26Thought I heard something.
40:31I'm fine.
40:33I was just coming to bed.
40:43I am fun.
40:52See you.
40:53See you next time.
40:53Here we go.
41:10Always were next.
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