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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:39Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:06And we had a fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:25There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:52No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:39Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:06Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:24There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:27Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith.
00:03:49I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:51This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:10Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You go to trash, do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will!
00:04:38Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, what? Don't punch me! Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better.
00:05:03I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:20I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:55I already told you my answer.
00:05:57I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:08Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:14You need to come to the school now.
00:06:25What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:31Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:42Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:46What a small world.
00:06:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:53That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But you're too poor.
00:07:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:12Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:19So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:29I don't need it.
00:07:32I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:38But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:42This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:48And you let it happen.
00:07:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:53Then you suspend her.
00:07:56I...
00:07:57Hey!
00:08:07Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:09There is 10K.
00:08:11Forget about art school.
00:08:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:19It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel.
00:08:29Get your stuff.
00:08:30Let's go.
00:08:32See?
00:08:33I told you so.
00:08:34Wait.
00:08:35Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:42I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:53No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:56I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:58I'll be a good kid.
00:09:00I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:03No, sweetie.
00:09:04I'm sorry.
00:09:05And don't worry.
00:09:07Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:15I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:17And now my daughter needs him.
00:09:20It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:38Gabriel.
00:09:39Get my clubs.
00:09:41I'm back.
00:09:43I'm back.
00:10:02Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:04Woo.
00:10:05I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:11Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:13With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:19If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:21Jake is young and talented.
00:10:24Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:37Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:39What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:45What?
00:10:51What do you mean two yards?
00:10:53His grip's weak.
00:10:54Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:56Two yards to the right.
00:10:57Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:01Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:04I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:06Ignore him, okay?
00:11:08Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:09He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:12You guys really don't see this?
00:11:15I guess that makes sense.
00:11:17This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:21Well, tell me.
00:11:23What do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:41What do you know?
00:11:42How about you go?
00:11:44And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:46You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:56But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:24Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:25Nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:28I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:32This...
00:12:36Come on, man.
00:12:38Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:42Oh, man, let go.
00:12:43You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:45You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:48Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:52He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:54Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:56Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:57It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:01This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09I believe him.
00:13:10And he makes a good point.
00:13:13He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:16Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:21He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:24I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:40Who's this asshole?
00:13:41Tyler Carter.
00:13:43Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:45Most recent world champion.
00:13:47And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:53It's all in the race, baby.
00:13:59Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:06Got it.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:07Good job, baby.
00:14:09Oh my gosh.
00:14:12Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:18Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:30Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:32You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh...
00:14:36Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:38When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:41God.
00:14:42It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:46Look.
00:14:47We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:49It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:57Mm-hmm.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:00All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:07August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:10My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Option two.
00:15:15You put this on.
00:15:18You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:20I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:22Fuck you, man.
00:15:23Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:26Sudden death match.
00:15:28Loser backs out of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:32So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:35He's an idiot.
00:15:38Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:41You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:51Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:53Fuck off, man.
00:15:54Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:56Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:57He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:58You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:01You won't win.
00:16:02Shut up!
00:16:03You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:08Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:22You see that?
00:16:25302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:27Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:31Show him, Jake.
00:16:34That stance.
00:16:35It's too low.
00:16:37That ball's going off course.
00:16:39What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:42Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:46I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:48Don't backseat it.
00:17:00Hopeless.
00:17:01What an idiot.
00:17:02Oh, my gosh.
00:17:052-13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:09My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:13Bring the load.
00:17:18We're playing fast and loose.
00:17:27If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:35Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:37You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:58Holy shit.
00:18:00Ha ha! Let's go!
00:18:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:04Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:06A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:10Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:12Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:14Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:31Come on, Jake.
00:18:32You gotta pull through.
00:18:38Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come.
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:50Jake!
00:18:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:55He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:00I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:04There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:07There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:16A torn ligament?
00:19:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:23Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:27I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:28No, I can't keep going.
00:19:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:36August Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:46If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:50What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this, bitch.
00:19:56Wow.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:15But his wrist.
00:20:16Will you stop?
00:20:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:26You're still powering through?
00:20:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:33That's enough!
00:20:39I'll take it from here.
00:20:43Will you back off?
00:20:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:48Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:53Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself.
00:21:40Covered in filth.
00:21:42Carrying around a burden.
00:21:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:49Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:21Is that your wife?
00:22:23You should have brought her with you.
00:22:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:32Well, the only hole you'll make is your wife.
00:22:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:42front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:52And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:18We're screwed.
00:23:19What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:23:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:39Please clear the water.
00:23:41Forget about the hole.
00:23:42You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:44I win.
00:23:58What the fuck?
00:24:01What the fuck?
00:24:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:05There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:14What the water?
00:24:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:17But how?
00:24:18It's a miracle.
00:24:19Am I dreaming?
00:24:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:28Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:35Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:49Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56I'm a nobody.
00:24:57I'm a gardener.
00:24:58I just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:07We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:12Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:13He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:16We should reconsider.
00:25:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:20I mean...
00:25:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:22If he was really that talented,
00:25:24why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All the things he could be doing.
00:25:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:30we'd be left out.
00:25:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:40Hot babes.
00:25:42You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:45look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:47I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:50but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:25:54if you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:01Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word.
00:26:04It's all yours.
00:26:08Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:20I don't need much in life.
00:26:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:29My heart's racing.
00:26:32What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:36You're going to regret this.
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bets.
00:26:43You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:48Your little amateur ass.
00:26:50Are you sure you want this?
00:26:51It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:53A bet's a bet.
00:27:00You bastard.
00:27:02You're going to regret this.
00:27:03Men honor their words.
00:27:05Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker.
00:27:12Mark my words.
00:27:13You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:15Come on, girls.
00:27:25You lost to a ground sleeper?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do...
00:27:37Useless.
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:41You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:27:53I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:57But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:02Kipley's been retired for six years already.
00:28:05You still think about him?
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:13Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:30Come on.
00:28:33Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:42Party pooper.
00:28:44Such a gentleman.
00:28:49I'm so thirsty.
00:28:51I'll get you some water.
00:28:55I'll get you some water.
00:28:56I'll get you some water.
00:29:01I'll get you some water.
00:29:05I'll get you some water.
00:29:08I'll get you some water.
00:29:11I'll get you some water.
00:29:12I'll get you some water.
00:29:14I'll get you some water.
00:29:15I'll get you some water.
00:29:15I'll get you some water.
00:29:16I'll get you some water.
00:29:17I'll get you some water.
00:29:18I'll get you some water.
00:29:19I'll get you some water.
00:29:23I'll get you some water.
00:29:34Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:37Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:39Mm-hmm.
00:29:39You can't break me down, never give up, come right back around.
00:29:44Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me, shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:29:51Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me, shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:16I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:22I had fun too, a lot of fun.
00:30:29Good afternoon.
00:30:31My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:36On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:30:4750 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:53But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:00This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:08Now, who's up first?
00:31:12Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:15I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:23Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:25Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:27Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:29You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:30Be my guest.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Literally, that doesn't work as important as your library.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:52Nice, man.
00:31:52Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:53Absolutely, we are.
00:31:55It's done.
00:31:56Enough wasting my time.
00:31:57By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:04you are.
00:32:09This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:12What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:15You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:23Sit back.
00:32:24You'll see my rank.
00:32:25Hey, get this.
00:32:27I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:45I'll see you next time.
00:33:02He's 15th.
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:05Pretty much.
00:33:06I don't cry, though.
00:33:07It's okay.
00:33:08You may lose to me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:14You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:15The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:17You know what, Tyler?
00:33:18Shut up.
00:33:19August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:21Yes.
00:33:21Mark my words.
00:33:22Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:24He's ranked 15th.
00:33:26He's a nobody.
00:33:28Wow.
00:33:29That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:35Gardner?
00:33:36The August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:39Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:40I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:42All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:49Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:51The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:54That's cute.
00:33:54August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:33:58And she did.
00:33:59Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:02Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:18Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:24I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:28What do you think you're doing?
00:34:30Ice here, kid.
00:34:31You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:39This is my rating.
00:34:58Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:01Vanished without a trace.
00:35:04Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:10Talented golfers.
00:35:11Right come and gone.
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:16He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:22We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:24The all-time number one.
00:35:28The all-time number one.
00:35:29I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:32To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:39Take these.
00:35:39Let's go.
00:35:41I'm a champ.
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:47According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:54That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:57No, that can't be right.
00:35:59Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:01Cold hard facts.
00:36:02I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:06And no bias.
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:13And bring the trophies.
00:36:15All of them.
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:23Wait.
00:36:24There's an explanation for this.
00:36:26He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:27So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:29Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:30How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:42You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:53Well, go ahead.
00:36:53Unlock it.
00:36:54I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:57Go, boys.
00:37:00You're going to regret that.
00:37:01Get ready, folks.
00:37:02This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:25How?
00:37:26Could it be?
00:37:29No, that can't be right.
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:34He's got a point.
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38No way.
00:37:38Thank goodness.
00:37:39You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:42You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:44You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:51That's not up to you.
00:37:52That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:02Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:05I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:12You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:15It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:17I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:21I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:36You bastards.
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:41Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:48Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:51Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:38:53You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:00I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:02Make sure they're gone.
00:39:03I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:11This is my turn!
00:39:18Hands off!
00:39:22That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion.
00:39:26No one's ever seen it.
00:39:27Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:39:34They're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:36And there's multiple?
00:39:37Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:40I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:47Not Golden Hills.
00:39:49Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:53I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:55The trash.
00:39:59How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:04Are you serious right now?
00:40:06You know, you're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:12Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:15He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:18Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:22He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:24He's a nobody.
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:26So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:30All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:34That's impossible.
00:40:35He's done the impossible.
00:40:37Time and time again.
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:42He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:55Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:00What is he hiding from me?
00:41:05Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:09Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:14I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:16I wasn't there for you.
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:41:23I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:31I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:35I understand.
00:41:36I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:39Here we go.
00:41:45After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:53Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:00and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:06Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:14What?
00:42:15I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:17We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:22I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:28I do have that right.
00:42:29You old bastard.
00:42:30You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:35Enough.
00:42:37You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:43You have no authority here.
00:42:47Take them out.
00:42:48You can't do this.
00:42:48You can't do this.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:50You rankless bastard.
00:42:52As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:43:01You're fired.
00:43:01You can't fire me.
00:43:03I am the vice president.
00:43:05You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:11I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:17Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:22Just watch out.
00:43:23I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:25I chose to come back.
00:43:27I'm ready for anything.
00:43:29Come what may.
00:43:43All right.
00:43:44You can open your eyes.
00:43:47Oh, my.
00:43:49I need not here.
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:57But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:06Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:09It's just like a drawing.
00:44:11Yep.
00:44:11It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:16Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:26My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:30Yes.
00:44:32Yes.
00:44:50Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:44:53Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:56Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:00Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:06I made it at school.
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:11Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:15I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:18I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:29I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known
00:45:42as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:44Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance
00:45:49to the final round.
00:45:50So, good luck.
00:45:52Yeah.
00:45:53Let's do this.
00:46:14Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:16Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:39You won.
00:46:41We won.
00:46:43Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:44We've got to celebrate.
00:46:45Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:47Come on!
00:46:48Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:49We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:50Oh, no.
00:46:51Disgusting.
00:46:52He just wants you there.
00:46:53He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:57I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:59Yeah, I know.
00:46:59And I've had enough.
00:47:01It's time I end this.
00:47:11Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:18For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old-timers still insist
00:47:24that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:47:32trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:35But I'll prove myself.
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth, that I am
00:47:46the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:50I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:07It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:10God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:13You dare show your face here?
00:48:16Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:17This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:48:39Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:43His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:47Golf is in their blood, just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:58Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep.
00:49:01Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:04You act nothing like him.
00:49:05What would you know about my father?
00:49:07Nothing.
00:49:08He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:15Mia, are you serious?
00:49:17You brought the help home?
00:49:21So humiliating.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:23What is he doing here?
00:49:25To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:29Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:31I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:35His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:37With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:41Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:44Our food's getting cold.
00:49:45Let's go eat.
00:49:50Here, please.
00:49:51Allow me.
00:49:59Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:02You have to try one of these.
00:50:03I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:06Really good Arbanos.
00:50:08Oh, now we're done.
00:50:10Real Cuban, eh?
00:50:11Mm-hmm.
00:50:15There you go.
00:50:16Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:21Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a beer.
00:50:25Yeah, real mature.
00:50:29You should really try this meal.
00:50:31Our chef would be a special.
00:50:43I'm sorry, man.
00:50:44I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:46Okay, that's enough.
00:50:47Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:51Don't worry about it.
00:50:53I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:56I brought a gift.
00:50:57I brought a gift.
00:50:58I brought a gift.
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:13It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:15I bet it's all junk.
00:51:19Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:23Yes, yes.
00:51:24Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:25Mm-hmm.
00:51:28Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:34I got you this.
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:39It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:42That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:51:49But it's far too valuable.
00:51:51I can't accept it.
00:51:55This is incredibly rare.
00:51:58What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:01Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:04Admit it, loser.
00:52:05You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:14Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17All right, I'm listening.
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:27Cigar ash and all.
00:52:36What a coincidence.
00:52:39Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:45But not just one.
00:52:50Ten.
00:52:52Whoa.
00:52:53What?
00:52:55That's impossible.
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:58Like, how is that possible?
00:53:01Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:03Eat up.
00:53:04Geez.
00:53:05Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:15Wait.
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:19I just talked to my father.
00:53:21Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:24The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire, and then the little lion's
00:53:29head would pop up.
00:53:30And let's be honest.
00:53:32These are certainly fake.
00:53:35And now, guess what?
00:53:37My dad's on his way.
00:53:38And we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:41You pissed off the president?
00:53:44You are so screwed.
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:53Yeah.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:58I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test.
00:54:03Wait.
00:54:04No, you can't destroy those.
00:54:06That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:08That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:13Wait.
00:54:14No, you can't destroy those.
00:54:16That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:18It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:20Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:21Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:25I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:32What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:38Fire test gold.
00:54:40Adversity test men.
00:54:42Ew.
00:54:44You lying con artist.
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:48Get on your knees.
00:54:49Admit these are fake.
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:54:52into the depths of hell.
00:54:56Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:54:59This is the con man.
00:55:04Ow.
00:55:05You idiot.
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:08Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:11We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:19These are the real deal.
00:55:21What?
00:55:22What?
00:55:24Fakes.
00:55:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:29These are the real deal.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:34Are you senile?
00:55:35Like, those can't be real.
00:55:37Ow.
00:55:38Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:39Wait a minute.
00:55:40If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:43He's lying?
00:55:46I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:49I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully
00:55:55he learns his lesson.
00:55:56What?
00:55:57Let's go.
00:55:57Your mother's in the car.
00:55:58Ow!
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00It's embarrassing!
00:56:01Ow!
00:56:01We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:07We didn't mean to.
00:56:09It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:12Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:16Let's go for a walk.
00:56:17That sounds nice.
00:56:20It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:32Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:35Don't worry about it.
00:56:36I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:39Hm.
00:56:44Is that your wife?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:55She passed in labor.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:57:00I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:04Never gets easier.
00:57:07I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:11I just want to be by your side.
00:57:30Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:34Hey, bitch.
00:57:36Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:38Hey, baby.
00:57:40No!
00:57:42Bobby, watch out!
00:57:49Hey!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:03I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10Those are my daughters!
00:58:13See that?
00:58:15It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:20It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:27Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:29You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:31Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:58:33Okay?
00:58:36Man.
00:58:37Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:40Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:42Let's go.
00:58:51Wait, don't move.
00:58:54Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:58I have an itch down there.
00:59:01My hands are...
00:59:02Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:07Is it right here?
00:59:15How's that feel?
00:59:16That's amazing.
00:59:18Is that it?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:20That's so good.
00:59:22That's amazing.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:26Oh, yes.
00:59:29What's daddy doing?
00:59:31Eleanor!
00:59:33Daddy!
00:59:34Hey!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:37I'm sorry.
00:59:37It's okay.
00:59:38It's okay.
00:59:38Hey, Doc.
00:59:39Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:41Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:44He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:50Six weeks?
00:59:52What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:53You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:59I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:01I missed you, too.
01:00:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:06I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:09I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:11Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:14What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:16You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:19Four hours is plenty.
01:00:21I'll win.
01:00:22For you and me.
01:00:24It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:30Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:33The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:37The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:39This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:44The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:51It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:54Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:01What?
01:01:02What?
01:01:04Wait, Bobby.
01:01:05Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:08He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:10He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:12And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:18But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:22Okay?
01:01:39You're old news, loser.
01:01:41Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:45Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:48Feisty.
01:01:49I like it.
01:01:50You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your
01:01:53throat to shut you up.
01:01:54It's so fucking gross.
01:01:55Enough.
01:01:56This is a waste of time.
01:01:57While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course
01:02:02year after year.
01:02:07You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:16You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:23I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:27I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:54Incredible.
01:02:55The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with neuro-robotic precision.
01:03:01they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc
01:03:06and swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't
01:03:17beat us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy
01:03:40don't
01:03:41push yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:21hey are you okay how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:33oh thank god we made it through the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:39catch up
01:04:40quickly game's just begun
01:05:03mia where are you hey do you need something
01:05:07i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts oh yeah hold on
01:05:15can you massage it please the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:23where does it hurt
01:05:26right here
01:05:41the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:47tonight you're alright
01:06:08i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:15eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:19a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest
01:06:24thing that ever happened to you
01:06:28you
01:06:42four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:01what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:13wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker what are they trying to do
01:07:20that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:31we're completely dug in what are you gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in
01:07:43one stroke
01:07:45the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:47there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:50they must be playing dirty
01:07:55you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:58so what if we did all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:10you want a hint
01:08:12the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:17you lose
01:08:19ai's never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:24dude dude just accept it you're a washed up retiree you can't be cold hard facts don't you
01:08:31understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:37leave it to me
01:08:56how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:09see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand the ai
01:09:17it runs the world now bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole just to tie with
01:09:23kane
01:09:24shit mia we're done for
01:09:27looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:30the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:33it's your biggest mistake
01:09:34making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:36nobody can do that
01:09:40wait on the bridge
01:09:42something's moving
01:09:46wait
01:09:47that's my ball
01:09:51did he just
01:09:53ooh so close
01:09:55but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:59it's okay guys
01:10:01even if august golf club goes down
01:10:03we'll stick together like family
01:10:05our cutting edge ai implant ships have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:12win
01:10:14in your dreams
01:10:15our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:18and guess what
01:10:19it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:29what's this
01:10:30i can't believe my eyes
01:10:32the ball's still moving
01:10:34look alive boys
01:10:37i'm still in play
01:10:43it sucks
01:10:45a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible
01:10:50yeah you must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:11i knew you could do it
01:11:15our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:19how did you
01:11:20nah you know what man
01:11:21it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:22right
01:11:23i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:28it's not a bug
01:11:29he took the path that ai
01:11:31considered to be impossible
01:11:33and he did it in one stroke
01:11:35he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:37beyond human ability
01:11:39a free lesson for you
01:11:40all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:47it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:50so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:56now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:58bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:00you know what this means
01:12:02a sudden death rap
01:12:04whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:08let's go boys
01:12:15what's wrong
01:12:19the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:21don't worry
01:12:22i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:48you've held out long enough old man
01:12:50it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:59damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:12next is full 10
01:13:14535 yards at par 4
01:13:17kane carter is up next
01:13:26just give up
01:13:27the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:30not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:31you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:46what the hell are you looking at old man
01:13:47the flag's all the way over there
01:13:50just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:13:52disappear?
01:13:53there's not a cloud in sight
01:13:55you really are crazy
01:13:57my experience doesn't lie
01:14:09you're screwed up
01:14:11even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:14:15chin up old man
01:14:16you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:18for good
01:14:19daddy
01:14:21a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:23i know you can do it
01:14:25you got this
01:14:29soon
01:14:30soon?
01:14:31soon what?
01:14:32are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:34i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:35because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:38anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:41a miracle?
01:14:42miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:56the sun
01:14:57it actually disappeared
01:15:09fawn
01:15:10at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:21yes
01:15:23nice shot bud
01:15:24bummer
01:15:25nerdy
01:15:25yes
01:15:27kane slipped up
01:15:29bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:31and put it in the hole
01:15:32then he's tied with kane
01:15:33let's run another round
01:15:35got this daddy
01:15:36god
01:15:39at his time it's going to be in the total eclipse
01:15:40how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:42this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:45even at his peak
01:15:46plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:48you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:54we believe in you bobby
01:15:56you got this
01:16:02wait
01:16:03bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:16:05bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:16:05he's aiming for the flat
01:16:06he's swinging for the win
01:16:08i'll tell you what
01:16:09i'll sweeten it
01:16:11you pull off this miracle
01:16:13i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:15and i'll hand it to august
01:16:20august doesn't want your club
01:16:22your reputation is trash
01:16:26and you
01:16:29i'll go beyond
01:16:31i'll beat the old me
01:16:32after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:38now watch this drive
01:16:40and i'll see you next time
01:17:12fly golf ball fly
01:17:14big daddy's dream come true
01:17:35how did he do this
01:17:40let's go
01:17:44let's go
01:17:45oh my god
01:17:47no
01:17:50i lost
01:17:52look
01:17:52he crushed me
01:17:54how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:18:00daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:18:04folks did you see this
01:18:06he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:18:10he's back folks
01:18:11the ghost
01:18:12the lion
01:18:13bobby
01:18:19the winner of the u.s open championship
01:18:24bobby the lion
01:18:26and what
01:18:31i didn't do this for me
01:18:35i did it for all of us
01:18:38for august golf club
01:18:42you cheated
01:18:44this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:18:47you were taking pills
01:18:48i saw it with my own two eyes
01:18:51you were doping
01:18:54no the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:08the doping you saw painkillers prescribed by the hospital for his injuries legal approved by the association and cleared prior
01:19:20to competition
01:19:21it's all documented right here
01:19:25you
01:19:25you're on his team
01:19:27you're in on it
01:19:29oh and uh
01:19:30as far as your crimes go
01:19:31i've got
01:19:32implanting microchips
01:19:35to cheat
01:19:36and also aggravated assault
01:19:38i have evidence
01:19:40how about you
01:19:44i have evidence
01:19:46do you
01:19:49this isn't up to a rescue
01:19:51and
01:19:52investigate your little club
01:19:54come on
01:19:54come on
01:19:55come on
01:19:55come on
01:19:56fucker
01:19:56lion
01:19:57you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:07a long time ago i said i was going to retire
01:20:10but i did for my daughter
01:20:12and since i've won
01:20:13i'm going back into retirement
01:20:19stay
01:20:20we need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:25please
01:20:26stay
01:20:27stay
01:20:28stay
01:20:29stay
01:20:30stay
01:20:30stay
01:20:30stay
01:20:31stay
01:20:32stay
01:20:32stay
01:20:33eleanor
01:20:35daddy has a lot of money now
01:20:36and i can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:20:40i'm staying with you
01:20:41i'm not golfing
01:20:45daddy
01:20:46i like watching you play golf
01:20:48i've never seen you so cruel and strong before
01:20:52you're amazing
01:20:55i'm a big girl now
01:20:57eleanor's happy
01:20:58if daddy's happy
01:20:59daddy should do what he wants too
01:21:08okay
01:21:10then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:30i'm not a big fan of our family
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