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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back. Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row? You truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf. How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition. Ambientic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get them, Lyon. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I'm so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:28I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lyon, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See?
00:04:18Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:26I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me.
00:04:56Hey.
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23And I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I...
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:02Hey.
00:08:02Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10K.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:43Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:07Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now,
00:10:23and if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have blown myself.
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:10:43What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:45Two yards.
00:10:49Two yards.
00:10:55What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:342.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:12:45you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:01It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27Guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know, most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all in the race, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies
00:14:42when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me,
00:14:59and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on,
00:15:22and you show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:26Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you.
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up.
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:41That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh, my gosh.
00:17:10213 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh, my God.
00:17:13Oh, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring the load.
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:05Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:18Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here. You knew that. You did that on purpose. It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match, doing this casual. There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud. There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament? It must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this. I'm going to take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No, I can keep going. I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club. It's the last thing Mom left us. I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in. He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:43Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir?
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24I don't know if this groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:46Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18What the fuck?
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Why would he just even have any competitive experience?
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented,
00:25:30why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:36we'd be left out.
00:25:37Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:44I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:50we got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:56but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:00if you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70K a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're going to regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter,
00:26:53he's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass,
00:26:56are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby, help!
00:27:07You bastard!
00:27:08You're going to regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker!
00:27:18Mark my words!
00:27:19You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance,
00:27:41I'll do...
00:27:43useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club
00:27:45does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again
00:27:48in a qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that I really took notice.
00:28:08Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:41What?
00:28:44You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51Such a gentleman.
00:28:55I'm so thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:19I've been driving, no compromising.
00:29:21I've been driving when it's supposed to climb in.
00:29:23Did the work and it's all for me.
00:29:26I've been driving, no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm
00:30:23I had a little fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:36Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:08This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest
00:31:40Okay
00:31:59Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:32:01Absolutely we are
00:32:02It's done enough wasting my time
00:32:04By the way, only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27Okay
00:32:29Okay
00:32:30Sit back
00:32:32You'll see my rank
00:32:33Hey, get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:09He's 15
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:13Pretty much
00:33:13Don't cry, though
00:33:14It's okay
00:33:15You may lose me
00:33:17But all of you are better than him
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last
00:33:25You know what, Tyler? Shut up
00:33:26August is not going to be dead last
00:33:28Yes
00:33:29Mark my words
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:32He's ranked 15th
00:33:34He's a nobody
00:33:35Wow
00:33:37That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:38Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:01That's cute
00:34:02August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:34:05Yes, she did
00:34:06Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this
00:34:47This is my rating
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired
00:35:09Banished without a trace
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18Talented golfers
00:35:19Right come and gone
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:29We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:32The all-time number one
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:39To celebrate your comeback
00:35:42I'm going to return all your trophies to you
00:35:46Take these, let's go
00:35:49I'm a champ
00:35:53What? Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:58Only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:09Cold hard facts
00:36:10I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no
00:36:16bites
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:21And bring the trophies
00:36:23All of them
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:31Wait
00:36:33There's an explanation for this
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered
00:36:37Yeah, that explains it
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44And you lost to me
00:36:47What does that make you?
00:36:48Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:50You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now
00:36:56I might let you go
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06Go, boys
00:37:08You're going to regret that
00:37:09Get ready, folks
00:37:10This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:43He's got a point
00:37:43Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere
00:37:47Thank goodness
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:55This golf tournament's for pros
00:37:57Not no amateurs like you
00:37:58Boys, get them out of here
00:38:00That's not up to you
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association
00:38:08There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:10Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:24It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:31I think we should get him out of here
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:43I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:38:45You bastards
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11Make sure they're gone
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:39:35No one's ever seen it
00:39:36Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:43They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman
00:39:48What are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:57Not Golden Hills
00:39:58Mr. Chairman
00:40:00These two crashed the press conference
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:19Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:27Mr. Hale
00:40:29There's a bug in the system
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings
00:40:33He's a nobody
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him
00:40:43That's impossible
00:40:45He's done the impossible
00:40:46Time and time again
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer
00:41:01The legendary golfer
00:41:03Sir
00:41:05I need to talk to you
00:41:07In private
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look
00:41:16I'd appreciate it
00:41:17If you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19Eleanor's still young
00:41:20And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire
00:41:26I wasn't there for you
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30And I should have been by your side
00:41:33I promise
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43I understand
00:41:46I can keep your secret
00:41:48Thanks
00:41:49Here we go
00:41:55After a thorough review
00:41:57We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:30And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:35And the host of the U.S. Open
00:42:38I do have that right
00:42:40You old bastard
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44Over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough!
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:51For far too long
00:42:53You have no authority here
00:42:57Take them out of the better
00:42:58You can't do this
00:42:59You can't do this
00:43:00You reckless bastard
00:43:02As for you
00:43:04The Golf Association has no room
00:43:07For a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:43:11You're fired
00:43:12You can fire me
00:43:13I am the vice president
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me
00:43:18You batsman
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32Just watch out
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35I chose to come back
00:43:36I'm ready for anything
00:43:39Come what may
00:43:40Come what may
00:43:54All right
00:43:55You can open your eyes
00:44:03so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday i don't know but i do know
00:44:09that i'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy is this all for me it's just like my drawing yep it's all yours sweetie
00:44:26oh i can't forget this
00:44:36perfect my princess may i have the first dance yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:06why it's you my pretty little princess eleanor wait daddy i've got you a present
00:45:14this is my lucky bracelet i made it at school miss maya says wearing it means good things will
00:45:21happen daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever i'll be cheering for you and i know
00:45:28mommy will too i never wanted eleanor to worry about me so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along thank you sweetie
00:45:40i promise i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the u.s open which is also known as
00:45:53golf's longest day today's going to be a 36 hole round which means only the top 50 players will
00:46:00advance to the final round so good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03yeah
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00:46:05yeah
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00:46:05yeah
00:46:15yeah
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00:46:31yeah
00:46:32yeah
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:49You saved me.
00:46:51You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:01Oh, no. Disgusting.
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off
00:47:05to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old-timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win,
00:47:40your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:44like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this ship,
00:47:54everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help Mia shoo off that trust fund brat
00:48:06by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mia, you just drag any bum off the street,
00:48:25you dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:34So humiliating.
00:49:34Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:49With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal.
00:50:44Or shall we be special?
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew, what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:01But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:52:36you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire,
00:53:40and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certain toys.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way,
00:53:51and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:57You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:12Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:20That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:38I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:34What?
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:02I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:14It's embarrassing.
00:56:15Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31Look, that sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:57Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:56Bobby, watch out.
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:47Hey, it's okay.
00:58:50Not yet.
00:58:52I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:37That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55Your old news, loser.
01:01:57You still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11It's so fucking gross.
01:02:11Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:48I will show you the greatest of all time.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:11Alright, well you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go. Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59Game's just begun.
01:05:11Oh, yeah.
01:05:24You've been there for three months.
01:05:26Bye.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:26Yeah, we're too close.
01:05:27Yeah, we're too close to the finals.
01:05:29Oooh.
01:05:30Oh, yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:37The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:04Tonight.
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:40Now you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:27It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:35What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we gonna do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:07:59According to our calculations, it isn't possible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm.
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:33The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:44Dude.
01:08:45Just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:54It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it in the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just?
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:23Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:53The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:58I'm still in play.
01:11:05It stopped?
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:27Oh, my God.
01:11:32Let's go.
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:43Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:55And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death rap.
01:12:27Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:46I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:04Let's go!
01:13:05Come on, now!
01:13:13You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it!
01:13:24Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:35Nice!
01:13:37Let's go!
01:13:38Next is hole 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:50Woo!
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:52The future belongs to young, innovative players like me, not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:18There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're screwed.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:53Mm-hmm.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:07A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:48Yes!
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerdy.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Cain slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Cain.
01:16:01It's for another round.
01:16:02Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's gonna be the total eclipse.
01:16:08How's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:16:09This is beyond lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flag.
01:16:33He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I'll tell you what.
01:16:36I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that golden hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:54And you...
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:07Now watch this drive.
01:17:31Now watch this drive.
01:17:41It's a great game for the game.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big daddy's dream come true!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:17No! I lost. He crushed me. How could Cain lose to this old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this? He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:38He's back, folks. The Goats, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me. I did it for all of us. For August Golf Club.
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills. I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping.
01:19:22No. The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:41Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:21You're a poor bunch of motherfuckers.
01:20:25Lion.
01:20:26You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:07want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:42Thank you, David.
01:21:48Help me.
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