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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash.
00:03:35So be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows his place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey!
00:04:55Don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead.
00:07:24Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:05I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:40Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What? Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This... oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:43Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Oh, man, let go.
00:12:47You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:36You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:32Lose her backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do you need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:27Woo!
00:16:29302 yards.
00:16:31Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring them down!
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose!
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:04Ha ha!
00:18:06Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:16Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:35Come on.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:19:53I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:01Wow.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:18He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough. Step down.
00:20:55If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:24This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:44Just look at yourself.
00:21:45Covered in filth.
00:21:47Carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir.
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:07I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:28You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:37The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:51Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:57And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:04Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed?
00:23:29Five miles an hour.
00:23:31Humidity?
00:23:31Sixty?
00:23:32Sixty percent?
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:47Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18No way.
00:24:19What the hell?
00:24:20What the fuck?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23What?
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills bastards?
00:24:28this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener impossible that sounds like
00:24:36something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can make that shot even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me i'm a nobody i'm a gardener who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of
00:25:17august hills can't leave it up this guy but he doesn't even have any competitive experience i
00:25:21mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:26i mean how do we even know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he
00:25:30be
00:25:30slumming at august golf club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a
00:25:35groundskeeper as our qualifier we'd be left out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby
00:25:42and he's our only hope now hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf
00:25:49club
00:25:50look at anything you could ever want i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you
00:25:5750
00:25:57stake in the august golf club if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get's gonna bounce come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:24i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august in the qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on
00:26:39you old bastard you're gonna regret this hey are you forgetting something what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur
00:26:56ass are you sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails tuck between
00:27:13their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll i'll do
00:27:43useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not fail me again in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:45i'm taking you home
00:28:47party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:00to see you
00:29:19i've been driving
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:29:51Yeah, it runs through me, shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:29:58Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me, shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun, too.
00:30:31A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:44On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:07This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:16Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Literally, I don't like this one as your level, baby.
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely, we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasted my time.
00:32:04By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:11you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:40Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:52Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:03Bye.
00:33:03Bye.
00:33:04Bye.
00:33:07Bye.
00:33:08Bye.
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's OK.
00:33:16You may lose to me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:36That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:43Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05Yeah, she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:09Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:46Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ.
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06That can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:32As an explanation for this, he's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:37Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:10Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:32An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:45You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:59What?
00:39:00Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale!
00:40:29There's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:33He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:46Time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:01The legendary golfer!
00:41:03Sir!
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:41:27I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:34I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here. We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You rankless bastard.
00:43:02As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:10You're fired.
00:43:12You can fire me.
00:43:13I am the vice president.
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54Alright, you can open your eyes.
00:43:57Oh my.
00:44:00Oh my gosh.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:26Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:45:03Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess Eleanor.
00:45:10Wait, Daddy.
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14Shh.
00:45:15This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:39I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today's gonna be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:46:01So, good luck!
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Oh, dear.
00:46:26Woah!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:50He won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No, disgusting.
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off
00:47:05with that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years,
00:47:32I've torn through the competition.
00:47:33But those old-timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win,
00:47:40your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:44like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll perute myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:54everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me
00:48:04eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:05by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid,
00:48:23you just drag any bum off the street,
00:48:25you dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad,
00:48:29can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone,
00:48:53this
00:48:54is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president
00:48:57of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf
00:49:00is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family
00:49:04that my daughter
00:49:05should
00:49:06marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum
00:49:21that pulls weeds
00:49:22at our golf course.
00:49:27Mia,
00:49:28are you serious?
00:49:29You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah,
00:49:36what is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:41Oh,
00:49:42Mia has good taste.
00:49:43I'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:47His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:49With one phone call,
00:49:51he can have you disqualified.
00:49:53Everybody,
00:49:54let's not waste our time
00:49:55on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh,
00:50:13that reminds me,
00:50:13Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in
00:50:17from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh,
00:50:21now we're talking.
00:50:22Real Cuban,
00:50:23huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste,
00:50:30young man.
00:50:33Okay,
00:50:34can we not smoke
00:50:34at the table,
00:50:35please?
00:50:36I got a beard.
00:50:38Yeah,
00:50:38real mature.
00:50:42We should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef being special.
00:50:56I'm sorry,
00:50:57man.
00:50:57I mistook that
00:50:57for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay,
00:50:59that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see
00:51:07a new side of me
00:51:08soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew,
00:51:24what is this?
00:51:26Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry,
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift looks like.
00:51:35Yes,
00:51:36yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder,
00:51:37my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well,
00:51:41Mia,
00:51:42I knew you grew up
00:51:43idolizing Lion,
00:51:44so I wanted to do
00:51:45something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's
00:51:50old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages
00:51:53to get it out
00:51:53of my father's collection.
00:51:55That
00:51:56would go for millions
00:51:57at Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry,
00:51:59this is
00:51:59very sweet of you,
00:52:01but
00:52:02it's
00:52:03far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't
00:52:06accept it.
00:52:08This is
00:52:09incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you
00:52:12sparking about
00:52:12over there,
00:52:13huh?
00:52:14Worried about
00:52:14that little trash bag
00:52:15that you brought
00:52:15in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it,
00:52:17loser,
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could
00:52:20never afford
00:52:21a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we
00:52:27make a bet?
00:52:29All right,
00:52:30I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift
00:52:33is more valuable
00:52:35than yours,
00:52:36you have to
00:52:37lick this plate
00:52:37clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash
00:52:41and all.
00:52:42Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like
00:52:53I want to give
00:52:53Mia
00:52:54a Lion's
00:52:55tour card too.
00:52:58but not just
00:52:59one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed
00:53:10up loser.
00:53:11Like,
00:53:11how is that
00:53:12possible?
00:53:14Well,
00:53:15looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting
00:53:19this all wrong?
00:53:20I gotta make a phone
00:53:22call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait!
00:53:29Guys,
00:53:30we almost fell
00:53:31for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked
00:53:33to my father.
00:53:34Apparently,
00:53:34there's hundreds
00:53:35of those things
00:53:36going around
00:53:36that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way
00:53:38you can even tell
00:53:38is if you put
00:53:39them against a fire
00:53:40and then the
00:53:41little lion's head
00:53:42will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These
00:53:45are certainly fake.
00:53:47And now,
00:53:49guess what?
00:53:49My dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust
00:53:52you as the con man
00:53:53that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off
00:53:55the president?
00:53:56You are so
00:53:58screwed.
00:54:00How dare
00:54:00you bring
00:54:01fakes
00:54:02into my house?
00:54:03So you all
00:54:04think these cards
00:54:05are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well,
00:54:09I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think
00:54:11he'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well,
00:54:13why talk about it?
00:54:14Let's put it
00:54:15to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of
00:54:19Lion's legacy.
00:54:20That's a disrespected
00:54:21gulf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:29That's part of
00:54:30Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an
00:54:31insulted gulf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you
00:54:35believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us
00:54:37all a favor
00:54:37by destroying these.
00:54:38I'm hauling him
00:54:39out for having
00:54:40a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card
00:54:49actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying
00:54:59con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of
00:55:00your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees,
00:55:03admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise,
00:55:05I'm going to give you
00:55:05a glimpse into the depths
00:55:06of hell.
00:55:10Dad,
00:55:11this is who I was
00:55:12telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think
00:55:20you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman,
00:55:22he was the one
00:55:23that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing
00:55:25to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real,
00:55:56then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize
00:56:01for interrupting
00:56:01your family dinner.
00:56:02I'll be cutting up
00:56:04all of his credit cards
00:56:05again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully
00:56:09he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:14It's a person.
00:56:15Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed
00:56:18those precious
00:56:20treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well,
00:56:27it looks like dinner's
00:56:28finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get
00:56:35some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal
00:56:47with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want
00:56:52our first date
00:56:52to end sour.
00:56:54Hm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:20I want you to know that
00:57:22I'm not trying to
00:57:23replace anybody.
00:57:25I just
00:57:26want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:54Oh, no!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:17I thought you were
00:58:18gonna go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get
00:58:30for going against me,
00:58:31you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go
00:58:35join your wife in the hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time,
00:58:44motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you,
00:58:46it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:50My hand.
00:58:52I think it's broken.
00:58:54I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:09Not until the doctor
00:59:11says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch
00:59:15down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well,
00:59:18let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand
00:59:58suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks
01:00:02of proper rest
01:00:03or there will be
01:00:03permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging
01:00:21a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:24I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do
01:00:31when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line
01:00:42of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist
01:00:50of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest
01:00:54total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at
01:00:56the infamous Devil's Course,
01:00:59the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres,
01:01:03168 bunkers, tall roughs,
01:01:05and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed
01:01:08to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course
01:01:12and who will claim
01:01:13the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:20Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a grand-sling champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back,
01:01:29if we win,
01:01:30August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him
01:01:33about his injury,
01:01:34but his right hand,
01:01:35is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old
01:01:58Grand Slam glory days
01:02:00as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching,
01:02:07but when I win,
01:02:08I'm going to find something
01:02:08to shove down your throat
01:02:09to shut you up.
01:02:11It's so fucking gross.
01:02:11Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While lion has been sleeping away
01:02:15all these years,
01:02:17I have been conquering
01:02:18this very course,
01:02:19year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal
01:02:41your followers have built up
01:02:42in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be
01:02:46the greatest of all time.
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys
01:03:13strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing
01:03:19way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see
01:03:21the exact angle, arc,
01:03:22and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been,
01:03:33he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grand slam here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself.
01:03:59You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:10Alright, well you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game,
01:04:57I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59The game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia!
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel,
01:05:27but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh, yeah.
01:05:31Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:04Tonight.
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm
01:06:30for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're going to win today
01:06:41because you always say
01:06:43I'm the luckiest thing
01:06:44that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours.
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose Gothal isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:24It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball
01:07:34deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:39That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys
01:07:42got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations,
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole
01:08:03in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm.
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:30You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:44Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:49You can't beat cold, hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:25It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:38It runs the world now.
01:09:41Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it in the hole from the bunker,
01:09:57nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:08That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just...
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August's golf club goes down,
01:10:25we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:53The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:58I'm still in play.
01:11:06It's tough.
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:42Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:43It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:55And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:57He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means?
01:12:26A sudden death round.
01:12:27Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:46I'll put Kane in this place soon enough.
01:13:12You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:14It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it.
01:13:25Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:38Next is full 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:52The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:18There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:35You're so screwed up.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:41Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:07A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:36Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:49Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerf.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Kane slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:01It's for another round.
01:16:02Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:16:08How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:09This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the save.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flash.
01:16:33He's swinging for the wind.
01:16:35I'll tell you what.
01:16:36I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:54And you...
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:14I'll beat the old me.
01:17:15I'll beat the old me.
01:17:15I'll beat the old me.
01:17:16I'll beat the old me.
01:17:16I'll beat the old me.
01:17:16I'll beat the old me.
01:17:41I'll beat the old me.
01:17:58Come true
01:18:05How did he do this
01:18:19I lost
01:18:22How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard
01:18:26Oh, daddy, I knew you're the bestest
01:18:33Oh, did you see this he managed to be Cain Carter with an injured right hand
01:18:38He's back books the ghosts the light
01:18:47Oh
01:18:49The winner of the US Open Championship Bobby the lion
01:18:54what I
01:19:00Didn't do this for me I
01:19:04Did it for all of us for August golf club
01:19:09You cheated
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club
01:19:15You were taking pills
01:19:16I saw it with my own two eyes you were doping
01:19:22No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:19:28You got proof of that sweetheart?
01:19:29I can prove it
01:19:36The doping you saw
01:19:39Painkillers
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:19:43Legal approved by the association and cleared prior to competition
01:19:49It's all documented right here
01:19:52You
01:19:54You're on his team
01:19:55You're in on it
01:19:57Oh, and uh
01:19:58As far as your crimes go
01:19:59I've got
01:20:01Implanting microchips
01:20:02To cheat
01:20:04And also aggravated assault
01:20:06I have evidence
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence
01:20:14Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you
01:20:19And
01:20:20Let's get your little club
01:20:22Come on
01:20:23Punch you motherfucker
01:20:25Lion
01:20:25You finally returned reclaiming your place as champion
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire
01:20:39But I did for my daughter
01:20:41And since I've won
01:20:42I'm going back into retirement
01:20:48Stay
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way
01:20:54Please stay
01:20:56Stay
01:20:56Stay
01:20:57Stay
01:20:58Stay
01:20:58Stay
01:20:59Stay
01:21:02Eleanor
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now
01:21:04And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to
01:21:08I'm staying with you
01:21:10I'm not golfing
01:21:14Daddy
01:21:15I like watching you play golf
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before
01:21:20You're amazing
01:21:24I'm a big girl now
01:21:25Eleanor's happy
01:21:26If Daddy's happy
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants too
01:21:36Okay
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:21:43Thank you
01:21:43Thank you so much
01:21:45Thank you very much for joining us back to Big o'clock.
01:22:01Although we are building in the air with Dr. Mary Rahn
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