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00:22:55You fuck.
00:22:59They'll kill you for this.
00:23:03Not if I bring back the target.
00:23:26What? Damn you.
00:23:31Hi. Hello. Excuse me.
00:23:34Excuse me. Hi.
00:23:38May I approach?
00:23:39I ain't got weapons.
00:23:41Oh. For money.
00:23:43It's okay. I just want to ask you for directions.
00:23:48Okay.
00:24:05Sorry.
00:24:09I'm a little lost.
00:24:13Hi.
00:24:14What's that you're working on?
00:24:17It's meant to be a water filter.
00:24:19No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand.
00:24:23Well, have you tried water?
00:24:26For the water filter?
00:24:33You got water?
00:24:36Oh. Would you like to sit?
00:24:39Here.
00:24:49Sorry.
00:24:50Sorry. Actually, I might...
00:24:52I need that.
00:24:55Yeah, me too.
00:24:58Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water and you drink it.
00:25:01Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.
00:25:04Well, she can't anyway.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:09Uh, you haven't happened to see a girl pass by with a prisoner?
00:25:12Do you?
00:25:16You head to Philly?
00:25:19What's Philly?
00:25:20Town.
00:25:23It's over that hill.
00:25:25Uh...
00:25:26I've never been myself.
00:25:27You've never...
00:25:29been over that hill?
00:25:30Nah.
00:25:31It's too dangerous.
00:25:33People get killed in Philly all the time.
00:25:36That's where my daddy got killed anyway.
00:25:40A couple of brothers too.
00:25:42Had an aunt as well.
00:25:44She got killed there once.
00:25:48Sorry to hear that.
00:25:49Oh, thank you.
00:25:52Sounds dangerous.
00:25:53Or you just...
00:25:54stay here.
00:25:56Live with me.
00:25:58Use the family and help a lot of work.
00:26:02Uh...
00:26:03I'm okay.
00:26:04But, uh...
00:26:05Thank you so much for the advice.
00:26:09I'm real sick.
00:26:11Make them die and...
00:26:13You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long.
00:26:16This could all be yours.
00:26:19I'm okay.
00:26:23You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun.
00:26:27It was really no problem.
00:26:29Bye!
00:26:47Bye!
00:26:48Bye!
00:26:48Let's go.
00:27:19Watch out, watch out, there's a two-legged animal running about.
00:27:28If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar.
00:27:35If it tells the biggest lies with a loudest eye, it's a man, if it walks, if it talks, if
00:27:46it has a tire a little bit peculiar.
00:27:48If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful, be on the lookout, don't let it fool you.
00:27:55But if it makes the mood no more high, more than just a light in the sky.
00:28:02If it kisses you when you find you like it too, grab it, it's a man.
00:28:10Fuck you!
00:28:13Fuck you!
00:28:32Fuck you!
00:28:32Fuck you!
00:28:34Fuck you!
00:28:35Fuck you!
00:28:35Fuck you!
00:28:36Fuck you!
00:28:36Stop hitting me!
00:28:37I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:28:39Son of a bitch!
00:28:40You fucking hear me?
00:28:42No!
00:28:45No!
00:28:45No!
00:28:47That's gonna bottle your fucking ass!
00:28:49Unhand him!
00:28:49That's gonna be it!
00:28:50This is the end of your fucking team!
00:28:52I said unhand him!
00:28:54Ah!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:06How the tables turn!
00:29:09Thank you, Mr. Met, old man.
00:29:11Much obliged to you.
00:29:13And as for you, you stupid rube,
00:29:15not the first time I've been persecuted
00:29:17for my scientific curiosity.
00:29:23Have a really bad day, sir.
00:29:25Toodles.
00:29:27You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
00:29:30You should be commended.
00:29:40I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:42Don't murder me.
00:29:49It's just...
00:29:50I think I was fucking my chickens.
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:03On your way, citizen.
00:30:07Grab it!
00:30:09Hold it!
00:30:11For it's a man!
00:30:16The man!
00:30:23Oh, my God.
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:31:21Oh, my God.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:27Oh, my God.
00:31:31Oh, my God.
00:31:42Oh, my God.
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:08Oh, my God.
00:32:29Oh, my God.
00:32:30Oh, my God.
00:32:30Oh, my God.
00:33:08Oh, sorry.
00:33:16Oh, sorry.
00:33:55Oh, hi there.
00:34:00I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment.
00:34:05Mm-hmm.
00:34:08And, uh, well, because these items technically belong to Vault-Tec, it would be safe to assume
00:34:16that you do business with criminals.
00:34:18Not judging you.
00:34:21Don't imagine there's that many other options up here.
00:34:24But I'm actually looking for one criminal in particular.
00:34:28Oh, holy shit.
00:34:31You're an actual Vault-Dweller.
00:34:34I am.
00:34:39I thought all you sardines fucking dipshits were dead.
00:34:42Barb, get in here.
00:34:44You gotta see this.
00:34:45Uh, ma'am, the radar I'm looking for is about five foot nine.
00:34:49Barb!
00:34:50A woman in her fifties, I think.
00:34:52Barb!
00:34:52Close by the name of Moldaver.
00:34:54Barb, get in here, you.
00:35:00Get back to your fucking room, Barb.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:06I take it you know who she is?
00:35:09Everyone knows who Moldaver is.
00:35:13Get out of here, Vault-Dweller.
00:35:17Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault, took my dad, and killed him.
00:35:22And I'm telling you, you're gonna go through a whole lot worse if you stay around here.
00:35:28Trust me.
00:35:29I can tell by looking at you.
00:35:31Clean hair, nice teeth.
00:35:36Mm-hmm.
00:35:37All ten fingers.
00:35:41Must be nice.
00:35:42Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here, what with all the murder and the
00:35:48dirt.
00:35:50But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone.
00:35:55And why is that?
00:36:01Well, uh...
00:36:02Well, you see, the idea is, um, that we're going to save America.
00:36:20The vaults were nothing more than a holding ground for rich folks to hide in while the rest of the
00:36:28world burned.
00:36:35We vault dwellers recognize, uh, and are grateful for the privileged position we were born in, and...
00:36:42You know what folks up here say about the vaults?
00:36:47What?
00:36:50Fuck the vaults.
00:36:54Fuck the vaults.
00:37:26What?
00:37:28Well, let us go.
00:37:34Let's go.
00:37:36All right.
00:37:46Let's go.
00:37:55You again, miss.
00:38:00Really think you should go home.
00:38:02You are not safe here.
00:38:06That's what people keep telling me.
00:38:09No one understands my situation.
00:38:12You come from Vault 30 Street.
00:38:15Your primary crop is corn.
00:38:18You have a telasonic projector in your farm.
00:38:21It lives images of the Nebraskan countryside.
00:38:24You've been brought up in a meritocracy
00:38:27where people pride themselves on doing the right thing.
00:38:31I think I know enough to know you need to go home.
00:38:39Who are you?
00:38:41And how do you know so much?
00:38:42Hey!
00:38:44Hey, Wilson.
00:38:47Let's get you inside.
00:38:48I told you to get the fuck out of here.
00:38:52Well, Ziggy!
00:39:09You are the angel.
00:39:13Oh!
00:39:13Go fighter!
00:39:22This time was worth when it first sold.
00:39:23are you wouldn't have to be a doctor would you cause I happen to be looking
00:39:28for you know your kind ain't welcome here well maybe not but I'm gonna make
00:39:36myself well last night about it came in through all six agencies a hefty price
00:39:46on the head of the man if it's a description of that fellow right there
00:40:00now I may not know much but I do know a bit more when I see one maybe
00:40:07but I've been paid a whole lot of caps to provide this man safe transport out of
00:40:18this ain't plans I get
00:40:19I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker
00:40:29but you don't get shit if I kill him first
00:40:39oh
00:40:40oh
00:40:41oh
00:40:43Let's go.
00:41:33Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an appetite.
00:41:46Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:42:13You got a hole in your neck.
00:42:30Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:42:44Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:43:14Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:43:43Damn, y'all ain't got me.
00:43:45Help me.
00:43:47Help me.
00:43:48Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:44:30Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an hour.
00:44:47The two of you, you are likely the primary aggressor.
00:44:50In which case, I think everyone in this town would agree the force is justified.
00:44:57Unless you willingly stand down now.
00:44:59Now.
00:45:01Fucking bald dwellers.
00:45:13Well, now, that is a very small drop in a very, very large bucket of drugs.
00:45:21She said stand down.
00:45:49Or be cut down.
00:45:52You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:45:55Huh.
00:45:56You gotta be cut down.
00:46:17Hi.
00:46:24Listen, that man is important.
00:46:26I've been sent here to find him.
00:46:27Get him inside and keep him there until I've dealt with the ghoul.
00:46:31Okay.
00:46:44Uh.
00:46:56gonna be cut down.
00:46:59Ah, ha!
00:47:00Uh!
00:47:02Uh, uh!
00:47:03Uh!
00:47:03Uh.
00:47:03Uh!
00:47:12Come on.
00:47:14Come on.
00:47:30Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12
00:47:34-piece cast-iron skillet set.
00:47:41I'm going to need a new foot bar.
00:47:43Time to eat my beans, but okay.
00:47:49Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:47:53I can still make this trip.
00:47:55You'll be lucky if you can make it a fucking breakfast.
00:47:58Foot bars!
00:47:59I'm looking for a third.
00:48:01You got a whole crate under the box with the defibrillators.
00:48:05You keep moving things around without telling me.
00:48:08I don't mean to interrupt, but was that a night?
00:48:13Barb!
00:48:16It wasn't under the defibrillators.
00:48:19Just saying.
00:48:20I'm sorry for yelling.
00:48:22I've been shot in the way.
00:48:25You yell at me the way.
00:48:44She can take me.
00:48:51If you think this little thing can haul your limping ass across the wasteland, you may not be as smart
00:48:57as people say you are.
00:48:58Do you have anyone else you can trust in this town?
00:49:03Shit.
00:49:06Hey, daddy's girl.
00:49:09I need you to take this man here to my client.
00:49:14Oh, uh, thank you.
00:49:16Uh, but I'm really only here to find my dad.
00:49:19Uh, besides, no offense, but you're in no condition to travel.
00:49:23My client goes by the name of Lee Moldaber.
00:49:32Now, you ain't getting near Moldaber without something to bargain with, and delivering this guy right here is your best
00:49:40option.
00:49:43Well, what does Moldaber want with you?
00:49:45I mean, she steals dads.
00:49:49Do you want your dad back or not, kid?
00:49:53Huh?
00:49:54I...
00:49:57Gosh, you're going to, okay.
00:49:59Uh, now, here.
00:50:01This is where you're going to find Moldaber.
00:50:04She and her kind pull up across the shithole.
00:50:08Oh, that's the shithole.
00:50:09Uh, well, just, just get to the coordinates.
00:50:12The rides move pretty quick in and out through there, so you're going to need to move fast if you
00:50:18want to keep your scans.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:20I can do this.
00:50:21Yes.
00:50:22You can do this.
00:50:23Sure you can.
00:50:24And you are a vault dweller.
00:50:25True to your word, this really, this could maybe work.
00:50:31You really mean that?
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:35Don't hit out the back.
00:50:37It hurts.
00:50:45It hurts.
00:50:50It hurts.
00:50:52It hurts.
00:50:58It hurts.
00:51:26Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be.
00:51:29You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart.
00:51:38Rule number one, read the manual.
00:51:59Rule number one, rule number one.
00:52:07Rule number two.
00:52:13Rule number three!
00:52:31Serums to energize, serums to invigorate, serums to heal your feet.
00:52:45Serums for pain.
00:52:50Serums to make you grow an entire new foot.
00:52:54Maybe.
00:52:55Serums for pain.
00:53:02Serums for pain.
00:53:05Serums for pain.
00:53:19Serums for pain.
00:53:21Serums for pain.
00:53:28Serums for pain.
00:53:52Serums for pain.
00:53:53Serums for pain.
00:54:02Serums for pain.
00:54:13I don't want to do that.
00:54:35I don't want to do that.
00:55:34I don't want to do that.
00:55:40I don't want to do that.
00:56:07I don't want to do that.
00:56:07It says here we have about 20 miles left to go.
00:56:10How's your new home?
00:56:12Oh, golly.
00:56:14Holy moly.
00:56:24I'm not going to make it.
00:56:31Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know the things that you do, but you are going
00:56:38to get across that wasteland.
00:56:39And we're going to do it together.
00:56:42Okay?
00:56:44That's a promise.
00:56:46You know, you see, I've just taken a cyanide pill.
00:56:52What?
00:56:53Vault-Tec Plan D. It was the most humane product that Vault-Tec ever made.
00:56:58It was quick, painless.
00:57:00It tasted like banana.
00:57:01I was surprised it wasn't more popular.
00:57:09People are going to come after you.
00:57:11You'll need to move quickly.
00:57:14You can change the future if you can bring me to Muldaver.
00:57:23But how am I going to bring you if you're...
00:57:26Not my whole body.
00:57:28Ow.
00:57:31Just my head.
00:57:46I took the pill so that it would be less taxing for you to go through with it.
00:57:51It'll be easier if you carry my head instead of dragging my whole body.
00:57:57Yeah, you...
00:57:59You're asking me...
00:58:02To...
00:58:02Please.
00:58:05I'm begging you.
00:58:07And this is the only way to get your dad back.
00:58:10I knew I could trust you.
00:58:12You are a Vault-Dweller.
00:58:15But if you're going to survive a piece...
00:58:19You need to start acting like a Surface-Dweller.
00:58:23Okay?
00:58:24Yes, McLean.
00:58:27How do you know my name?
00:58:32Sir.
00:58:38Sir.
00:59:00Sir.
00:59:12Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:16Sir.
00:59:38Okie dokie.
00:59:39I don't want to put the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:00:01In my heart I have but one desire, and that one is you, no other will do.
01:00:23I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim, I just want to be the one you love.
01:00:35And with your admission that you feel the same, I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of.
01:00:44Believe me, I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:00:55I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:01:10I don't want to set the world on fire honey, I love you too much.
01:01:18I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart.
01:01:28You see, way down inside of me, darling I have only one desire.
01:01:40And that one desire is you, and I know nobody else ain't gonna do.
01:01:52I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:02:27I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to set the world on fire.
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