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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest FULL EP 2026
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:46Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See, even that help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:04:59Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:15Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:46Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:52I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer.
00:05:55I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:46My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:54Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But...
00:07:06But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah. Guess what?
00:07:10Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy...
00:07:23Is 70 grand a lot?
00:07:28I...
00:07:28Don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:55I...
00:07:55Hey.
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:07There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:17It's not my fault.
00:08:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:26Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:30See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:36Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:43to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No. I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause
00:08:59you any trouble.
00:09:01No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry. Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be. But now my daughter needs him. It's time to bring the lion
00:09:19back.
00:09:36Gabriel. Get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:00Sis, qualifying match next week. Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:09Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:10:14boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane,
00:10:19I would've...
00:10:19Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you want to marry him too? What? Shut up.
00:10:39Two yards.
00:10:43What?
00:10:48What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak. The ball's gonna fade. Two yards to the right.
00:10:55Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing coach and get
00:11:00back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:10You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense. This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me. What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:51Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here won't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:30This... Oh my God.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:36Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:39Oh man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:48I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie.
00:13:00Or...
00:13:00He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:05No.
00:13:06No.
00:13:06I believe him.
00:13:08And he makes a good point.
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:15He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:18He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:21I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter.
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:42You know.
00:13:42Most recent world champion.
00:13:44And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:50It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:13:56Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Got it.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:05Good job, baby.
00:14:06Oh my gosh.
00:14:09Look who it is.
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:22Leave.
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:25Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:30How about that?
00:14:31Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God.
00:14:39It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43Look.
00:14:44We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:49You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:54We can all go home happy.
00:14:57All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:14:58It's all yours, baby.
00:15:01Never.
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay. Option two.
00:15:12You put this on.
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:19Fuck you, man.
00:15:20Fuck you!
00:15:21You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:23Sudden death match.
00:15:24Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:28So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:32He's an idiot.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:35But you better not be all bark.
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:44Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:49Fuck off, man.
00:15:51Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:52Don't you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:55You're too emotional now.
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:58You won't win.
00:15:59Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:05Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:21302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:24And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:27Show him, Jake.
00:16:30That stance, it's too low.
00:16:33That ball's going off course.
00:16:35What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:39Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:43I'm the one tweeting here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it.
00:16:56Hopeless.
00:16:57What an idiot.
00:16:58Oh my gosh!
00:17:012.13 in the rough?
00:17:04Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:23If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:27Time for a little help.
00:17:31Oh, Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:35This is serious.
00:17:36Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:56Ha ha!
00:17:57Let's go!
00:17:58That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:02A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:06Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:09Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:26Come on, Jake.
00:18:28You gotta pull through.
00:18:34Thanks, doll.
00:18:39Ready or not.
00:18:42Here I come!
00:18:47You should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:50He was standing right here.
00:18:52You knew that.
00:18:53You did that on purpose.
00:18:54It's against the rules.
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match, doing this casual.
00:18:59There's no need for rules.
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:03There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:05Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:22I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:23No, I can't keep going.
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:31Hawks Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch.
00:19:51Wow.
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist.
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:13As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:16No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough!
00:20:34I'll take it from here.
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:41Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:43Jake, that's enough.
00:20:45Step down.
00:20:45If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:48Let Bobby take over.
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls.
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:08You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:30And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:33Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:21:39You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:44Excuse me, sir?
00:21:46Don't mind him.
00:21:47He's an asshole.
00:21:49I'm Mia.
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:18You should have brought her with you.
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:23A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:27The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:36front of her grave.
00:22:37I'm begging.
00:22:38The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:41Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:46And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:52Deal.
00:22:54You better keep your word.
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:11Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:12We're screwed.
00:23:13The clearest groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:23:16You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:21Humidity, 60%.
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:34Please clear the water.
00:23:35Forget about the hole.
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:53What the fuck?
00:23:55Fuck?
00:23:57Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:59There's no way.
00:24:00It's a trick shot.
00:24:02You can't control where it lands.
00:24:11What the water?
00:24:13I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:14But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle.
00:24:16Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:20This is impossible.
00:24:22There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:26Impossible.
00:24:28That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody.
00:24:59I'm a gardener.
00:25:00You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:06Of course.
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:10Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:15He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:17I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:18We should reconsider.
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean...
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing.
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:34Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:36I believe in Bobby.
00:25:38And he's our only hope now.
00:25:40Hey, Bobby.
00:25:41I got cash.
00:25:43Hot babes.
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:51I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:57Club.
00:25:58If you'll still have us.
00:26:00Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:08Just give me the word, it's all yours.
00:26:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:28I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:30I don't need much in life.
00:26:36I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:40My heart's racing.
00:26:42What's going on?
00:26:44You old bastard.
00:26:47You're going to regret this.
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:51Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:52What are you talking about?
00:26:54Our bet.
00:26:55You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother?
00:26:58Kane Carter?
00:26:59He's the grand champ.
00:27:02Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:07A bet's a bet.
00:27:15You bastard.
00:27:17You're going to regret this.
00:27:19Men honor their words.
00:27:21Dogs run with your tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You motherfucker.
00:27:29Mark my words.
00:27:31You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:34Come on, girls.
00:27:46You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:53It was a fluke.
00:27:55If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:59Useless.
00:28:00The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:04You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:18I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:23But it wasn't until The Legendary Lion that I really took notice.
00:28:28I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:03Come on, where?
00:29:04We're leaving.
00:29:05We're leaving.
00:29:07You're drunk.
00:29:09I'm taking you home.
00:29:12Party pooper.
00:29:14Fuck you, gentlemen.
00:29:19I'm so thirsty.
00:29:21I'll get you some water.
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:07Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm.
00:30:11You can't break me down.
00:30:12Never give up.
00:30:14Come on, we're back around.
00:30:16Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:20Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:27Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:48I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:55I had fun too.
00:30:57A lot of fun.
00:31:04Good afternoon.
00:31:07My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:13On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:31But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:38This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:46Now, who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:01Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:07Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Let's write down back to some more measure of everything.
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:31Nice, man.
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:33Absolutely, we are.
00:32:34It's done.
00:32:35Enough wasting my time.
00:32:37By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:43you are.
00:32:49This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:56You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:57Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Sit back.
00:33:05You'll see my rank.
00:33:07Hey, get this.
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:15All right.
00:33:16I want a close-up.
00:33:16My energy.
00:33:26I love you.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:38Wait.
00:33:44he's 15
00:33:46every member of golden hill is a total beast
00:33:49pretty much
00:33:50i don't cry though
00:33:51it's okay
00:33:52you may lose me
00:33:54but all of you
00:33:56are better than him
00:33:58you know it's sad mia
00:34:00the best you got is dead last
00:34:02you know it's how i shut up
00:34:03august is not gonna be dead last
00:34:05just mark my words
00:34:07yeah don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:09he's ranked 15th
00:34:11he's a nobody
00:34:12wow
00:34:14that's something coming from the gardener
00:34:16do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s
00:34:21gardener the august golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open
00:34:24the hell
00:34:25yeah she sure did
00:34:26i think he should be disqualified
00:34:28all in favor raise your hand
00:34:34golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:37everyone deserves a shot
00:34:39the only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:41that's cute
00:34:42august golf course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum
00:34:45and she did
00:34:46golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:49okay that is not what is happening here
00:35:08trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:15i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:20what do you think you're doing
00:35:22ice here kid
00:35:23you're not gonna want to miss this
00:35:32this is my rating
00:35:52six years ago you retired
00:35:55vanished without a trace
00:35:58only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04talented golfers
00:36:06right come and gone
00:36:07kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:11he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13mr hale
00:36:15you have to see this
00:36:16we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:19the all-time number one
00:36:23i guess he couldn't wait
00:36:26to celebrate your comeback
00:36:29i'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:33take these let's go
00:36:35the jack
00:36:39what
00:36:40why is his ranking locked
00:36:42according to the govers association rules
00:36:45only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:48that means
00:36:49he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s
00:36:52no
00:36:52that can't be right
00:36:54well there you have it folks
00:36:55cold hard facts
00:36:57i guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country club is all bark
00:37:01and no bites
00:37:06quickly to the press conference
00:37:07and bring the trophies
00:37:09all of them
00:37:11i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:37:18wait
00:37:19there's an explanation for this
00:37:21he's not a pro golfer
00:37:22so he's probably not even registered
00:37:24yeah that explains it
00:37:25how would a failing club like the august have a top 10 player with him
00:37:29well if i'm just an amateur
00:37:31and you lost to me
00:37:33what does that make you
00:37:35getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:37:38you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:37:40we have the right to unlock it
00:37:42if you get on your knees right now
00:37:44i might let you go
00:37:46don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:48well go ahead unlock it
00:37:50i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:53go boys
00:37:55you're gonna regret that
00:37:57get ready folks
00:37:58this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:11what
00:38:13he's not just in the top 10
00:38:15he's the best in the country
00:38:17that means
00:38:18he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane
00:38:21how
00:38:23could it be
00:38:26no that that can't be right
00:38:27there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:38:30he's got a point
00:38:31can you imagine the grand slam winner lion raking leaves
00:38:34no way
00:38:34thank goodness
00:38:35you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:38you just had one lucky stroke
00:38:41you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:38:43this golf tournament's for pros
00:38:44not no amateurs like you
00:38:46boys get them out of here
00:38:47that's not up to you
00:38:49that's up to the golfers association
00:38:52miss wilson
00:38:53as the vice president of the association
00:38:55there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:58tyler
00:38:59should i throw out the riffraff
00:39:01i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:39:10you're on their side
00:39:11oh don't act shocked
00:39:13it's called networking sweetheart
00:39:15i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:39:19i think we should get them out of here
00:39:22an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:39:29on behalf of the golfers association
00:39:31i'm revoking your entry into the u.s open
00:39:34you bastards
00:39:35i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41the chairman
00:39:43that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:46don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:48nepotism's a big word for you man
00:39:51you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:39:54he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:57boys get them out of here
00:39:58i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:40:00make sure they're gone
00:40:01i don't want them crawling back
00:40:03this is my turn
00:40:10this is my turn
00:40:17hands off
00:40:21that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:40:24no one's ever seen it
00:40:26why did he bring it today
00:40:27the riders
00:40:28president's cup
00:40:29masters
00:40:30the open
00:40:31the pga tour
00:40:32they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:40:34and there's multiple
00:40:35mr chairman
00:40:38what are you doing here
00:40:39i'm here to remind everyone
00:40:41that the open is run by the golfers association
00:40:46not golden hills
00:40:48mr chairman
00:40:49these two crashed the press conference
00:40:51i'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:54the trash
00:40:58how dare you
00:41:00do you have no idea who he is
00:41:03are you serious right now
00:41:05you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:10who gave you permission to speak
00:41:14he is the top ranked golfer
00:41:17mr hale
00:41:18there's a bug in the system
00:41:20he's not even in the rankings
00:41:22he's a nobody
00:41:23a nobody
00:41:25so all these trophies he won
00:41:28mean nothing to you
00:41:29all these trophies belong to him
00:41:32that's impossible
00:41:34he's done the impossible
00:41:35time and time again
00:41:37all these trophies belong to him
00:41:39and to him alone
00:41:41he is
00:41:42the legendary golfer
00:41:52the legendary golfer
00:41:54sir
00:41:56i need to talk to you
00:41:57in private
00:42:01what is he hiding from me
00:42:05look
00:42:06i'd appreciate it
00:42:07if you kept my identity a secret
00:42:10eleanor's still young
00:42:11and i don't want the press hounding her
00:42:14i am so sorry claire
00:42:16i wasn't there for you
00:42:18i was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:20and i should have been by your side
00:42:23i promise
00:42:25i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:42:32i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:42:34i understand
00:42:36i can keep your secret
00:42:38thanks
00:42:40here we go
00:42:45after a thorough review
00:42:47we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:54since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:56all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:43:06everyone except tyler carter
00:43:18what
00:43:19i'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:21we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:43:23and you have no right
00:43:25to disqualify me
00:43:26i am the president of the golf association
00:43:28and the host of the u.s open
00:43:32i do have that right
00:43:33you old bastard
00:43:34you're making a mistake
00:43:36making an enemy of the golden hills golf club
00:43:38over this nobody
00:43:39enough
00:43:40you and your golf club
00:43:42have been a menace to the golf society
00:43:44for far too long
00:43:46you have no authority here
00:43:50take them out
00:43:51you can't do this
00:43:53you reckless bastard
00:43:56as for you
00:43:58the golf association has no room
00:44:01for a golden hills simpering lapdog
00:44:04you're fired
00:44:05you can't fire me
00:44:07i am the vice president
00:44:08you can't fucking fire me
00:44:11you badass
00:44:15i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neural chip implant
00:44:20now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:44:25just watch out
00:44:27i wouldn't worry about that
00:44:28i chose to come back
00:44:30i'm ready for anything
00:44:33come what may
00:44:48all right
00:44:49you can open your eyes
00:44:57so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:45:00i don't know
00:45:01but i do know
00:45:03that i'm gonna love it
00:45:04because it's a present from daddy
00:45:11daddy
00:45:11is this all for me
00:45:13it's just like a drawing
00:45:15yep
00:45:15it's all yours sweetie
00:45:20oh
00:45:21i can't forget this
00:45:29perfect
00:45:29perfect
00:45:30my princess
00:45:32may i have the first dance
00:45:34yes
00:45:55mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:57who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:46:00why it's you
00:46:02my pretty little princess
00:46:03ellinor
00:46:04wait daddy
00:46:05i've got you a present
00:46:08this is my lucky bracelet
00:46:10i made it at school
00:46:12miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:46:16daddy
00:46:16you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:46:19i'll be cheering for you
00:46:21and i know mommy will too
00:46:23i never wanted ellinor to worry about me
00:46:25so i didn't tell her about the match
00:46:27but it looks like she knew all along
00:46:30thank you sweetie
00:46:33i promise
00:46:34i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:46:43welcome everybody
00:46:44to the final qualifying round for the u.s open
00:46:47which is also known as
00:46:48golf's longest day
00:46:50today's going to be a 36 hole round
00:46:52which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54will advance to the final round
00:46:56so
00:46:56good luck
00:46:57yeah
00:46:58let's do this
00:47:19wow
00:47:20out there
00:47:21wow
00:47:21jim that was incredible
00:47:43you won
00:47:47we won
00:47:49dinner's on me tonight guys
00:47:50we've got to celebrate
00:47:51let's party
00:47:52drink it up
00:47:53you know
00:47:53come on
00:47:54oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:56remember
00:47:56no disgusting
00:47:57he just wants you there
00:47:59he's trying to marry you off
00:48:00with that stupid piece of shit
00:48:02henry
00:48:02i bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:48:04yeah i know
00:48:05and i've had enough
00:48:07it's time i end this
00:48:17lion
00:48:18you finally returned
00:48:20for the past six years
00:48:27i've torn through the competition
00:48:29but those old timers
00:48:30still insist
00:48:31that it is because you
00:48:33paved the way
00:48:33no matter how many titles
00:48:35i win
00:48:35your legacy
00:48:36hangs over my head
00:48:38hangs over every single trophy
00:48:39like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:48:42but i'll perute myself
00:48:48when i'm implanted with this chip
00:48:49everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:52that i am the greatest golfer
00:48:54in the world
00:49:00i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:49:03by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:15hi i'm bobby
00:49:16it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:19god mid
00:49:20you just drag any bum off the street
00:49:22you dare
00:49:24show your face here
00:49:25dad
00:49:26can you be nice
00:49:27this is the hero i told you about
00:49:29that saved our golf club
00:49:49everyone
00:49:50this is henry hale
00:49:53his father is the president
00:49:55of the golfers association
00:49:57golf
00:49:57is in their blood
00:49:59just the type of family
00:50:01that my daughter
00:50:02should
00:50:03marry into
00:50:08henry is it
00:50:09yep
00:50:11mia's told me so much about you
00:50:12you're gabriel's kid
00:50:13you act nothing like him
00:50:15what would you know about my father
00:50:16nothing
00:50:17he's just some broke bum
00:50:19that pulls weeds
00:50:19at our golf course
00:50:26mia are you serious
00:50:27you brought the help home
00:50:31so humiliating
00:50:33yeah
00:50:34what is he doing here
00:50:36to shine henry's shoes
00:50:40oh mia has good taste
00:50:42i'm sure she'll
00:50:42know someone's right for her
00:50:44watch it yard boy
00:50:46his father runs a u.s. open
00:50:47with one phone call
00:50:49he can have you disqualified
00:50:51everybody
00:50:52let's not waste our time
00:50:53on this loser
00:50:54our food's getting cold
00:50:55let's go eat
00:51:01here please
00:51:01allow me
00:51:10oh
00:51:10that reminds me
00:51:12mr. collins
00:51:12you have to try one of these
00:51:14i just had him flown in
00:51:16from cuba today
00:51:16really good up on us
00:51:18oh now we're talking
00:51:20real cuban
00:51:21huh
00:51:22mm-hmm
00:51:25there you go
00:51:26excellent taste young man
00:51:30thank you
00:51:31okay can we not smoke
00:51:33at the table please
00:51:34i got a few
00:51:35yeah real mature
00:51:40you should really try this meal
00:51:42our chef being special
00:51:54i'm sorry man
00:51:55i mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:56okay that's enough
00:51:57stop disrespecting my guest
00:52:03don't worry about it
00:52:04i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:52:07i brought a gift
00:52:22ew what is this
00:52:24sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:26i bet it's all junk
00:52:30henry
00:52:31show this schmuck
00:52:33what a real gift looks like
00:52:34yes yes
00:52:35thank you for the reminder
00:52:36my friend
00:52:37mm-hmm
00:52:39well mia
00:52:41i knew you grew up idolizing lion
00:52:43so i wanted to do something special
00:52:46i got you this
00:52:48this is lion's old tour card
00:52:50it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:52:53that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:52:57henry this is very sweet of you
00:53:00but it's far too valuable
00:53:03i can't
00:53:04can't accept it
00:53:07this is incredibly rare
00:53:10what are you sparking about over there huh
00:53:12worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:53:16admit it loser
00:53:17you are jealous
00:53:18because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:25why don't we make a bet
00:53:28all right i'm listening
00:53:31if my gift
00:53:32is more valuable than yours
00:53:35you have to lick this plate clean
00:53:38cigar ash and all
00:53:48what a coincidence
00:53:51looks like i want to give mia
00:53:53alliance tour card too
00:53:58but not just one
00:54:02ten
00:54:04whoa
00:54:08that's impossible
00:54:09you're just a washed up loser
00:54:10like how is that possible
00:54:14well looks like you lost
00:54:15eat up
00:54:17jeez
00:54:17have i been getting this all wrong
00:54:20i gotta make a phone call
00:54:28wait
00:54:29guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:31i just talked to my father
00:54:33apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:36the only way you can even tell
00:54:38is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:54:43and let's be honest
00:54:44these
00:54:45are certainly fake
00:54:47and now guess what
00:54:49my dad's on his way
00:54:50and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:53you pissed off the president
00:54:56you are so screwed
00:54:58how dare you bring
00:55:01fakes into my house
00:55:03so you all think these cards are fake
00:55:05yeah
00:55:06yeah
00:55:06yeah
00:55:08well i believe bobby
00:55:09i don't think he'd lie to me
00:55:11well
00:55:13why talk about it
00:55:14let's put it to the test
00:55:15wait no
00:55:16you can't destroy those
00:55:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:20it's a disrespected gulf itself
00:55:33oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:55:36i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:39i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:46what's going on here
00:55:47what if that card actually is real
00:55:51fire test gold
00:55:54adversity test men
00:55:55yeah
00:55:58you lying con artist
00:56:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:56:02get on your knees
00:56:03admit these are fake
00:56:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:56:10yeah
00:56:11this is who i was telling you about
00:56:13this is the con man
00:56:17ow
00:56:18you idiot
00:56:19what do you think you're doing
00:56:21mr chairman
00:56:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:24we had nothing to do with it
00:56:28fakes
00:56:31no no no no no
00:56:33these are the real deal
00:56:35what
00:56:35what
00:56:46dad what are you talking about
00:56:48are you senile
00:56:49like those can't be real
00:56:52ow
00:56:52did i raise an idiot
00:56:53wait a minute
00:56:54if those cards are real
00:56:56then he
00:56:58he's lying
00:57:00i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:57:03i'll be
00:57:04cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:57:06and he will be grounded
00:57:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:57:10what
00:57:11let's go
00:57:11your mother's in the car
00:57:12ow
00:57:13god
00:57:13ow
00:57:14it's embarrassing
00:57:15ow
00:57:16we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:57:22we didn't mean to
00:57:23it was all henry's fault
00:57:27well
00:57:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:30let's go for a walk
00:57:32that sounds nice
00:57:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:36away from this stench
00:57:48sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:57:50don't worry about it
00:57:52i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:59is that your wife
00:58:09yes
00:58:11she passed in labor
00:58:13i'm sorry
00:58:16i know what it's like
00:58:17to lose someone you love
00:58:19never gets easier
00:58:22i want you to know that
00:58:23i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:26i just
00:58:28want to be by your side
00:58:46be careful
00:58:47hey bitch
00:58:49who's gonna save you now huh
00:58:51hey baby
00:58:53oh no
00:58:55bobby watch out
00:59:03hey
00:59:07let her go tyler
00:59:14bobby
00:59:17i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:22those are cute
00:59:23that was my daughter
00:59:27see that
00:59:28it's what you get for going against me
00:59:30you son of a bitch
00:59:34it's time to go join your wife in hell
00:59:41fuck
00:59:41come on boys
00:59:42you got lucky this time
00:59:43mother fucker
00:59:44next time i see you
00:59:45it's gonna be your last
00:59:47okay
00:59:50my hand
00:59:51i think it's broken
00:59:53gotta get to the hospital
00:59:56let's go
01:00:04wait don't move
01:00:08not until the doctor says what's wrong
01:00:11i have an itch
01:00:13down there
01:00:14my hands are
01:00:16okay well let me itch it for you
01:00:21is it right here
01:00:28how's that feel
01:00:29that's amazing
01:00:31is that it
01:00:32oh yeah
01:00:33that's so good
01:00:35that's amazing
01:00:37please
01:00:39oh yes
01:00:42what's daddy doing
01:00:44eleanor
01:00:46daddy
01:00:47hey
01:00:49oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:50i'm sorry
01:00:51hey doc
01:00:53what's wrong with bobby's hand
01:00:54well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:57he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:01:03six weeks
01:01:05what about the u.s. open
01:01:07you need rest
01:01:08and that's doctor's orders
01:01:12i missed you eleanor
01:01:14i missed you too
01:01:15wait wait wait
01:01:16what are you doing
01:01:17you need to rest
01:01:18and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:20i have to go to the u.s. open
01:01:22i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:01:24okay but we only have one a day
01:01:26and it only lasts four hours
01:01:28what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:01:30you can't hold the club correctly
01:01:33four hours is plenty
01:01:34i'll win
01:01:35for you and me
01:01:38it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:01:44welcome to the u.s. open championships
01:01:46the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:50the player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:52this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:01:56the auckland golf club
01:01:58the course consists of 250 acres
01:02:00168 bunkers
01:02:02tall roughs
01:02:02and no water hazards
01:02:04it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:02:07who will conquer the devil's course
01:02:09and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:02:15what
01:02:15what
01:02:16wait
01:02:17bobby
01:02:18bobby our groundskeeper
01:02:19this legendary lion
01:02:21he's a grand slam champion
01:02:23he's never lost a tournament
01:02:25and now that the lion's back
01:02:26if we win
01:02:27august will be saved
01:02:29bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:31but his right hand
01:02:33is it really gonna be okay
01:02:52you're old news loser
01:02:54still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:58shut the fuck up tyler
01:03:01feisty
01:03:02i like it
01:03:03you can keep screeching
01:03:04but when i win
01:03:04i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:03:07it's so fucking gross
01:03:08enough
01:03:09this is a waste of time
01:03:10while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:03:13i have been conquering this very course
01:03:16year after year
01:03:21you think you can keep up with me
01:03:29you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:36i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:40i will show them once and for all
01:03:42who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:04:07incredible
01:04:08the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:04:14they're all playing way above their level
01:04:16it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:04:23man oh man
01:04:25this ai
01:04:26it's incredible
01:04:27it's our secret weapon
01:04:28this has been
01:04:29he can't beat us
01:04:31he's done for
01:04:40can he do it
01:04:50this is your grandson here
01:04:51he's better off as my caddy
01:04:54don't push yourself
01:04:55you can't play like this
01:04:58don't worry about it
01:05:00i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:05:06all right
01:05:06well you focus on swinging
01:05:07i'll take care of the rest
01:05:34hey are you okay
01:05:37how's the leaderboard
01:05:39there you go
01:05:40good job today
01:05:42let's find out
01:05:46oh thank god
01:05:48we made it to the finals
01:05:49i'm still way behind
01:05:51to win this game
01:05:52i have to catch up quickly
01:05:55game's just begun
01:06:16mia where are you
01:06:18hey do you need something
01:06:19i tried to grab my towel
01:06:22but my wrist still hurts
01:06:24oh yeah hold on
01:06:28can you massage it please
01:06:31the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:36where does it hurt
01:06:38right here
01:06:40right here
01:06:54the finals are tomorrow
01:06:56i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:59tonight
01:07:01you're mine
01:07:22i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:28eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:32a good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:33now you're gonna win today
01:07:35because you always say
01:07:37i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:55four hours
01:07:56i need to finish before noon
01:08:15what's going on
01:08:16loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:08:24it's
01:08:26wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:08:29what are they trying to do
01:08:33that's the game plan
01:08:35the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:08:38he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:45we're completely dug in
01:08:47what are you gonna do
01:08:51just give it up old man
01:08:52according to our calculations
01:08:54it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:58the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:09:00there's no way these guys are this precise
01:09:03they must be playing dirty
01:09:08you planted microchips in your arm
01:09:11so what if we did
01:09:13all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:09:24you want a hint
01:09:26the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:29and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:30you lose
01:09:33ai's never wrong
01:09:34you're so screwed
01:09:37dude
01:09:38just accept it
01:09:40you're a washed up retiree
01:09:42you can't be cold hard facts
01:09:44don't you understand that
01:09:45it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:09:50leave it to me
01:10:09how the hell
01:10:11no
01:10:12that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:10:15it's impossible
01:10:22see he landed back in the bunker
01:10:25he still needs two strokes
01:10:28that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:10:30it runs the world now
01:10:34bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:36just to tie with kane
01:10:37shit mia
01:10:39we're done for
01:10:40looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:43the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:46it's your biggest mistake
01:10:47making it in the hole from the bunker
01:10:49nobody can do that
01:10:53wait on the green
01:10:55something's moving
01:10:59wait
01:11:00that's my ball
01:11:04did he just
01:11:06ooh so close
01:11:08but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:11:12it's okay guys
01:11:14even if august golf club goes down
01:11:16we'll stick together like family
01:11:18our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:11:25win
01:11:27in your dreams
01:11:29our ai's calculated your chances
01:11:31and guess what
01:11:32it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:11:39what's this
01:11:40i can't believe my eyes
01:11:42the ball's still moving
01:11:44look alive boys
01:11:47i'm still in play
01:11:53it stopped
01:11:55a pathetic old man
01:11:57challenging hard facts and data
01:11:59it's impossible
01:12:00yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:12:21i knew you could do it
01:12:25our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:12:28how did you
01:12:30nah you know what man
01:12:31it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:32right
01:12:33i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:12:38it's not a bug
01:12:39he took the path that ai
01:12:40considered to be impossible
01:12:43and he did it in one stroke
01:12:45he's done what ai thought to be
01:12:47beyond human ability
01:12:49a free lesson for you
01:12:50all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:52can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:57it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:13:00so all your little microchips won't win
01:13:05now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:13:08bobby and kane are tied for first
01:13:10you know what this means
01:13:11a sudden death wrap
01:13:14whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:18let's go boys
01:13:25what's wrong
01:13:28the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:13:30don't worry
01:13:32i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:49let's go
01:13:50come on now
01:13:58you've held out long enough old man
01:14:00it's time to end your legacy lion
01:14:08damn it
01:14:09painkillers worn off
01:14:22next is hole 10
01:14:24535 yards
01:14:25at par 4
01:14:26kane carter is up next
01:14:36just give up
01:14:36the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:39not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:41you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:57the flag's all the way over there
01:14:59just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:15:02disappear?
01:15:03there's not a cloud in sight
01:15:04you really are crazy
01:15:06my experience doesn't lie
01:15:18you're so rude
01:15:21even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:24chin up old man
01:15:25you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:28for good
01:15:29daddy
01:15:30a lucky magic spell for you
01:15:32i know you can do it
01:15:34you got this
01:15:38soon
01:15:40soon?
01:15:40soon what?
01:15:42are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:43i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:45because it's gonna take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:47anything less
01:15:49and that trophy is mine
01:15:50a miracle?
01:15:52miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:05the sun
01:16:07it actually disappeared
01:16:19fine
01:16:19at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:32nice shot bud
01:16:33bummer
01:16:34nerd
01:16:35yes
01:16:36kane slipped up
01:16:38bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:16:40and put it in the hole
01:16:41then you side with kane
01:16:43it's for another round
01:16:44got this daddy
01:16:45god
01:16:48at his time it's gonna be the total eclipse
01:16:50how is he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:16:52this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:54even at his peak
01:16:55plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:57you can keep dreaming bud
01:17:00now it's bobby's turn
01:17:02he's looking rough
01:17:03we believe in you bobby
01:17:04you got this
01:17:11wait
01:17:12bobby's not angling for the sage
01:17:14he's aiming for the flag
01:17:15he's swinging for the wind
01:17:17i'll tell you what
01:17:18i'll sweeten it
01:17:20you pull off this miracle
01:17:22i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:24and i'll hand it to august
01:17:29august doesn't want your club
01:17:31your reputation is trash
01:17:35and you
01:17:38i'll go beyond
01:17:40i'll beat the old me
01:17:41after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:47now watch this drive
01:17:50yeah
01:17:51yeah
01:17:51there you go
01:18:21Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:18:23Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:32Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:32Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:42Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:52Yeah!
01:18:53Let's go!
01:18:54Come home!
01:18:55Oh my God!
01:18:58Noooo!
01:18:59I lost!
01:19:00Look! He crushed me!
01:19:03How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:19:13Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:19He's back, folks!
01:19:20The Gooks! The Lion!
01:19:23Bobby White!
01:19:29The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:39I didn't do this for me.
01:19:43I did it for all of us.
01:19:45For August Golf Club!
01:19:49You cheated!
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:55You were taking pills.
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping!
01:20:01No. The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it!
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:18The doping you saw?
01:20:18Painkillers.
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:23Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:20:29It's all documented right here.
01:20:32You.
01:20:34You're on his team.
01:20:35You're in on it.
01:20:36Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:45I have evidence.
01:20:48How about you?
01:20:51I have evidence.
01:20:54Do you?
01:20:57I have evidence.
01:20:57This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:58And investigate your little club.
01:21:01What a bunch of motherfuckers.
01:21:04Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:21:15A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:21:18But I did for my daughter.
01:21:20And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:27Stay.
01:21:28We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:33Please, stay!
01:21:35Stay!
01:21:36Stay!
01:21:36Stay!
01:21:38Stay!
01:21:38Stay!
01:21:39Stay!
01:21:39Stay!
01:21:41Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:44And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:47I'm staying with you.
01:21:49I'm not golfing.
01:21:53Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:57I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:22:00You're amazing.
01:22:03I'm a big girl now.
01:22:05Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:22:07Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:22:15Okay.
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:19Just0Cola.
01:22:19�."
01:22:23Ham,
01:22:36We're all going to live soon.
01:22:36It's time to stand up.
01:22:37Hit them up again.
01:22:37This is the Elliot.
01:22:37All right.
01:22:43If you enjoyed,
01:22:44They're all going to be too.
01:23:18It's not your time to die yet. I've just been sane and awakened my medical legacy.
01:23:28Your soul is already halfway out the door. I'm snatching you from the grip.
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