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00:23Hello everyone, welcome to Yeti ASMR.
00:26Thanks for the comments, I'm glad you like it.
00:28Now, close your eyes.
00:30Today, ASMR of human food, sorry in advance.
00:33It's not too intense, sorry.
00:40Winter ASMR in the Yeti cave.
00:44The good thing about fur is that I don't need heating.
00:47The bad thing is that I take a long time to dry when I'm sunbathing.
00:50Welcome to the ASMR of a Yeti.
00:52Today we're going to comb our beards.
01:00ASMR for gamers, but chill and I don't complain.
01:05We won without shouting, how difficult this is.
01:10Waterside walk without Wi-Fi, sorry.
01:16Humans pay for apps with sounds like that, I just go for walks.
01:20Welcome to ASMR scary stories, but in a quiet version.
01:27And then, the wifi went down.
01:31Welcome to the ASMR of a Yeti.
01:33Today we're going to comb our beards.
01:40Today, ASMR of human food, sorry in advance.
01:44Too intense, sorry.
01:50ASMR ideas for the channel, because someone has to write them down.
01:54Video of Sheila trying spicy food.
01:56Video Moon explains mortals.
01:58Yeti video without coffee horror.
02:01Today, ASMR of gentle conspiracies.
02:04Shhh, don't let the government be heard, obviously.
02:08Shhh, don't let the government be heard.
02:11Gamer ASMR, but don't worry, I'm not complaining today.
02:16We won without shouting, how difficult this is.
02:20ASMR of cosmic cleansing, because even UFOs get dusty.
02:27If your house sounds like this, you're doing something right.
02:30Space travel ASMR.
02:32Without turbulence, I hope.
02:35If you hear a strange noise, it's probably me eating cookies.
02:41Autumn walk.
02:42My favorite station after Neverland.
02:46Humans call this Sunday relaxation.
02:48I call it natural camouflage.
02:51Winter ASMR in the Yeti cave.
02:55The good thing about fur is that I don't need heating.
02:58The bad thing is that it takes me three hours to dry.
03:01ASMR meta.
03:02ASMR sounds about ASMR.
03:11Peaceful space stroll.
03:12Do not try this at home.
03:14If this relaxes you, imagine sleeping with this background every night.
03:20ASMR ideas for the channel, because someone has to write them down.
03:23Video of Sheila trying spicy food.
03:26Video of Luna explaining portals.
03:28Yeti video without falling terror.
03:30Welcome to ASMR scary stories, but in a quiet version.
03:38And then the wifi went down, Cotan.
03:41Seaside walk, furry version.
03:45If you close your eyes it looks like you're here, only with less hair.
03:51This is like a solid sea, but it doesn't get you wet.
03:55If you listen to this with headphones, be careful, you might get hungry for bread.
04:01Tropical stroll without leaving the dome.
04:05This is like a forest, but with air conditioning.
04:11I'm not a musician, but beautiful noise counts too.
04:18If this sounds good, it's pure luck.
04:21ASMR of cosmic cleansing, because even UFOs get dusty.
04:27If your house sounds like this, you're doing something right.
04:31Nighttime stroll through the station.
04:33Everyone is asleep, except for the furry one.
04:36If this relaxes you, imagine you're here with me.
04:38Although you might need an extra coat.
04:41Quiet office session.
04:42Something that does not exist for humans.
04:46If your boss hears you listening to this, tell him it's sonic productivity.
04:52A peaceful walk through the snow with no humans nearby.
04:56This is my kind of spa.
05:01A stroll through an almost empty market.
05:04Perfect for listening to things.
05:07By day this is haggling.
05:09At night, only textures and sounds.
05:11Today we cooked without burning anything.
05:13Wait.
05:18That wasn't in the script.
05:22City walk, but looking for quiet corners.
05:26If you hear cars in the background, imagine they are dragons on wheels.
05:32This is the closest I'll ever get to a vacation.
05:41Welcome to the Yeti's green corner.
05:47They don't complain if you speak to them quietly.
05:49Only if you forget to water them.
05:52Today we're just going to listen as time melts away.
05:57If you fall asleep, I don't blame you.
05:59I would too.
06:02Humans plant things to remind themselves that time is for more than just refreshing the feed.
06:07If you could smell this, you'd turn off your computer for a while.
06:11I can't control the weather, but I can control the volume.
06:15If you close your eyes, it feels like you're in a cave with me.
06:18That sounds stranger than I thought.
06:22If the world won't listen to you, at least paint the wall; it won't interrupt you.
06:31Today's session is about undoing the move.
06:33Relaxing version.
06:37I promise not to pop all the bubbles.
06:40Well, almost.
06:42They say there is only silence here.
06:44But if you listen closely, it sounds like a blanket and hot chocolate.
06:52Welcome to the Yeti's children's corner.
06:59This is therapy, but with more hair.
07:01Let's wrap a gift without losing patience.
07:06If this doesn't relax you, at least it'll be useful for Christmas.
07:12Urban night stroll, furry version.
07:16During the day this is noise.
07:19At night it's strange music, but beautiful.
07:22Here, humans leave drawings on the walls so that the algorithm doesn't take them away.
07:27This is the sound of a place that doesn't appear on postcards, but it should.
07:31Humans invented this to calm the mind.
07:34I use it so I don't have to think about the channel's to-do list.
07:41Here humans scream, cry, and hug each other over a ball.
07:45Now all you can hear is the wind.
07:47I like it better this way.
07:48No red cards, just air and echo.
07:52Humans change their clothes every season.
07:54The trees change their souls and nobody applauds them.
08:02Welcome to the club of those who get up early without knowing why.
08:07They work more than I do and they don't even have a channel.
08:13They say looking at the sky is relaxing.
08:15I look down and see an entire planet.
08:17If it makes you dizzy, remember that it's just a giant marble, with 8 billion stories.
08:22From here, the problems seem smaller and the bills just as big.
08:27If you feel lonely, look down.
08:29There's always someone awake.
08:32Humans call this crossing from one side to the other.
08:35I call it a giant washing machine of thoughts.
08:42They say you can't cross the same river twice, but you can listen to it as many times as you want.
08:52Humans stop here to take pictures.
08:54I stop to be silent.
08:57If this calms you down a little, mission accomplished.
09:00And we haven't even used filters.
09:02Humans cast nets to see what comes out.
09:05I throw thoughts out and sometimes they come back empty.
09:08If listening to this relaxes you, we've already caught something.
09:12This is where humans prepare to pretend to be others.
09:15I already have enough to deal with being a yeti.
09:17If you close your eyes, it feels like you're waiting for your turn to go on stage, without having any idea of the script.
09:23Humans come to throw problems into the sea.
09:25I just throw stones and I feel better anyway.
09:33Humans erase their footprints with waves.
09:36I delete them in advance.
09:42Humans call this an old neighborhood.
09:45It sounds to me like a place that's seen too many stories.
09:52Humans climb up here for the photo.
09:55I'm for the silence.
10:02Humans wait for trains.
10:05I'm waiting for ideas.
10:07If you get on board with this sound, you might just reach a place better than your day.
10:12Humans come here to ask for things.
10:15I'm just asking the world to turn down the volume a little.
10:18If this light endures, so can you.
10:23Humans come here to disconnect.
10:25But they bring their mobile phones.
10:28I come to connect with the idea of doing nothing.
10:32Humans go for a run to relax.
10:35I relax when I stop running.
10:44Every light is someone awake thinking too much.
10:48Turn one off and go to sleep.
10:52Humans look at the stars to feel small.
10:55I look at them to see if there's another yeti around.
11:03If your head is making noise, change the scenery, not your phone.
11:13They say time flies.
11:15But here, it's the gasoline that's flying off the shelves.
11:22If this were a live stream, I'd say, "Write in the chat if you hear the frogs."
11:26But it's better that there's no chat.
11:29Sometimes the best comment is silence.
11:33They're shouting for a ball here.
11:35But when they are sad, they scream inside.
11:43If your head is making noise, change the scenery, not your phone.
11:52If you want something to grow, stop yelling at it and give it water.
11:56It works with plants and with people.
12:03They say money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy a lot of junk that then needs to be tidied up.
12:09I say this because of a friend, a hairy one.
12:12If you feel small, look at the stars.
12:16If you feel alone, remember that even they don't shine without darkness.
12:26And then they say they don't believe anything.
12:33Humans invented the internet to get around faster, but they still queue.
12:53Humans put their lives into a machine and expect it to come out clean.
12:57I put my fur in and a new ecosystem emerges.
13:03Humans pay for coffee to wake up.
13:06I wake up when the coffee runs out.
13:13Hello everyone, check out this amazing beach attraction.
13:16A real Yeti Tube.
13:17He is here, meditating on the sand.
13:19And a wave approaches his feet.
13:21Amazing! Like and follow me for more adventures.
13:23Humans say that being an adult is boring.
13:26But nobody is stopping them from doing this.
13:28If it breaks, it was a scientific experiment.
13:44Gym open all day.
13:46But your motivation only opens up for half an hour.
13:50I'll come tomorrow, I promise.
14:05Check out the Yeti Tuber, the local attraction.
14:09Incredible.
14:10Can I record you?
14:13Look at this, fishing with my Yeti friend at dawn.
14:16Isn't it epic?
14:17And look at my fishing rod, it's the smallest in the world.
14:19Ready for the big fish?
14:21Patient.
14:21That's right, subscribe for more.
14:23The perfect spa for a photo shoot.
14:27This spa didn't look like this in the brochure.
14:29Relax, furry one, the fun is just beginning.
14:32I just want medipas.
14:34The bus says they'll arrive in two minutes.
14:36Just like in my video, but the bus never delivers.
14:53Yeti, time to train.
14:56Lift that cosmic spirit.
14:57Sheila, I came here to meditate, not to suffer in the gym.
15:00Suffering is the path to gain.
15:05This landscape is perfect for my feed.
15:08Hey, excuse me, you're blocking my view.
15:10A Zen moment.
15:12Just one more selfie.
15:14Hey Yeti Tuber, what scenery?
15:16Selfie now.
15:16Sheila, a zen moment here.
15:18Contain.
15:18But smile for the photo, the earth is the best.
15:21Well, just one.
15:22How exciting!
15:22Yes, the best.
15:24Hello, am I interrupting your zen moment?
15:26This scent is so relaxing.
15:28Here's a galactic upgrade.
15:30Wow, tempting, but my zen diet.
15:33Enjoy!
15:38Who meditates in a nightclub?
15:41Me, apparently.
15:44Hello, welcome to the alien gardening tutorial.
15:47Today, observe the stream of water.
15:49Perfect for plants and for zen meditation.
15:51And that's it!
15:52The soil is ready for growth.
15:54Welcome.
15:54Yeti Tuber is about to enjoy this earthly delicacy.
15:57Look at this perfect dish.
15:59Right, Yeti Tuber?
16:00Yes, Sheila.
16:01Very perfect.
16:03Enjoy.
16:04Hello, subscribers.
16:05Look at this zen Yeti.
16:07Don't miss it.
16:08Subscribe now.
16:09My meditation has been interrupted.
16:11But look at this light.
16:13Subscribe.
16:14Welcome to our galactic baking reality show.
16:17Look at the Yeti Tuber in its total zen.
16:22Sugar calls to him.
16:25And look at this, dear viewers.
16:27A real Yeti in its human habitat.
16:29Not again.
16:30I'm just looking for a little peace.
16:31Don't move, big guy.
16:32You're the documentary of the day.
16:39Perfect!
16:39Tell me about your zen ritual for the listeners of Pleiades FM.
16:43Just listen.
16:44Hello, people of Earth!
16:46Recording an epic clip from this rooftop.
16:48Shayla, please.
16:50The light is on my face.
16:51It's for the zen effect.
16:53Look how calm it is.
16:55Hello, Yeti Tuber.
16:56Are you up for a spiritual selfie?
16:57This was my moment of silence.
17:00But look at that zen-like light.
17:02Say hello to the camera.
17:05And look at this expert in cosmic calm, Yeti Tuber.
17:08Even under my light, he maintains his zen.
17:11The guru of stellar peace.
17:27This is my moment of silence!
17:31Here's my meditation.
17:34Check this out, an alien experiment with ice cream.
17:37That?
17:38My meditation wasn't ready for this.
17:40It's a success.
17:41Want to try?
17:42No, thanks.
17:43I prefer my peace.
17:45Welcome to the galactic review of human food.
17:48I'm here with Yeti Tuber.
17:49Look at this potato chip.
17:50Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.
17:52An earthly delight.
17:54Time to break the zen calm, Yeti Tuber.
17:58Seriously, I can't even escape it in the water.
18:04No, here's the little bit.
18:05No, here's the little bit.
18:10No, here it is.
18:23I don't work.
18:24No, we mustn't give it up.
18:25The first rod.
18:25Yes, it was going to break the Zen calm.
18:34A toast to all who love the earth
18:37I came for the canapés, not for the protocol
18:40Oh, come on, relax and toast
18:42Just don't touch my canapés
18:45Aha, this symbol is the key
18:48What is that noise?
18:49I turned it on, look how they shine
18:52You ruined my zen
19:06Welcome to my concert
19:07Feel the rhythm of the universe!
19:09Sing with me, don't stop now
19:11This is just the beginning, baby
19:15Wow, look at that huge cake back there!
19:17Spectacular
19:18What? My Zen meditation
19:20But it's irresistible, shall we try it?
19:22It's okay, but only a little.
19:24Welcome to Galactic Arrangements
19:26Together with my partner YetiTuber
19:27He is the spiritual driving force of the workshop
19:30Turn on the tools!
19:32I just wanted silence and the smell of oil.
19:34Good evening, YetiTuber
19:37Am I interrupting your meditation?
19:38It's not every day you get to dine with such an elegant Yeti.
19:41With my dress and your fur, we'll be a sensation
20:08Subscribe to the channel!
20:13Subscribe to the channel!
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