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Dimension 20 S28E04 Part 2 (2026)
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00:00:00I got a three.
00:00:04Is that a failure or a success?
00:00:06Three is not a failure.
00:00:08You see someone you've seen before,
00:00:10and you can't believe that she's at this party.
00:00:11You realize she must be much younger than you thought.
00:00:14You see Ana Lopez is here.
00:00:16Ana Lopez.
00:00:17Who's one of the super hosts.
00:00:18Yes.
00:00:20Okay.
00:00:21She's definitely dressed down.
00:00:23She's like a funky, bohemian chic.
00:00:25Property manager.
00:00:27Yeah, you see that she's got a funky, weird girl.
00:00:32Funky, weird girl.
00:00:33You can tell that she's definitely giving senior vibes.
00:00:36Like she's wrapping up her first semester here
00:00:39of her last year at Perpee State.
00:00:41And I think what you see immediately
00:00:43in terms of class status that really is alarming to you
00:00:46in terms of standing out here,
00:00:48she's got a fucking rock on her finger that is crazy.
00:00:53Like an engagement ring?
00:00:53An engagement ring, yes.
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:56Hi, do you remember me?
00:00:58I'm Madeline.
00:00:59She looks and says, uh, oh my God.
00:01:03There's, uh.
00:01:04Hi.
00:01:05Hi, where did we meet?
00:01:06I'm so sorry, I hate this.
00:01:07I'm so sorry.
00:01:08This is my worst nightmare.
00:01:08Maybe I think we met in another life.
00:01:12Whoa, go ahead and give me charisma persuasion.
00:01:17And I have an extra dot for seduction as well.
00:01:20And you can add awe in here if you want to.
00:01:22I would love to.
00:01:23Great.
00:01:24You got so many dice.
00:01:25I think we're looking for, this is a strong cup of tea,
00:01:28so we're looking for four successes here.
00:01:30Yeah, I got it.
00:01:31I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:01:33Seven?
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Um, uh, you see that she goes partially slack jawed and absentmindedly, without meaning
00:01:41to, covers her engagement ring with her other hand.
00:01:44Whoa.
00:01:45Um, and he goes, oh my God, are you, is this a prank?
00:01:54No, I would never prank somebody, I'm so sorry, I think you have something on your face right
00:01:58here.
00:01:59Uh, everyone looks around, you see that, uh, Stringy, over in the corner, goes, fuck, this
00:02:04is awesome.
00:02:05Oh, thank God.
00:02:07Ana goes, hey, um, is everything?
00:02:12Yes, everything is, uh, good, can I, I don't remember meeting, I'm so sorry.
00:02:19No, it's, it's okay, it's okay, you're just, I guess, so memorable.
00:02:24Uh, what's your name again, Madeleine?
00:02:26Madeleine.
00:02:27Madeleine.
00:02:27Hi.
00:02:28Uh, well, good to see you again, what are you doing here at Barnabas?
00:02:33Oh, I just, I heard it was a really cool party, is it your party?
00:02:38Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:40No, you're just hanging out?
00:02:42Yeah, there's some of my friends, I know, me and Patty are friends.
00:02:45And, and, this is maybe rude, but, are you related to the prominent landowners of this
00:02:52town, the Lopez family?
00:02:53Oh, the Lopez's are not prominent landowners in this town, why do you think that?
00:02:59I must have misread it, I'm so sorry.
00:03:02That boy Stringy, he gave me very weird information about you, I was asking about you, I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Fucking Stringy, God.
00:03:09God, I fucking hate Stringy.
00:03:11You hate Stringy?
00:03:12I sort of hate Stringy.
00:03:14It's an intense energy off of him.
00:03:16He's just always so, like, sad, and it's like, way fucking sad, no one's being mean to you.
00:03:21You could just be tall, but you make yourself so small.
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:24Um, no, I, my family, well, my family's back in San Francisco, but the-
00:03:30Oh, your family is back in San Francisco.
00:03:32I just moved here from San Francisco.
00:03:34Oh, cool.
00:03:36Uh, yeah, no, I, um, the, why did you, why did you mention property owning?
00:03:42I'm stupid.
00:03:45I don't think you're stupid.
00:03:47Oh, that's so nice of you to say, you're the first person to ever say that.
00:03:51Gotcha.
00:03:51I am really quite stupid.
00:03:52Oh, gotcha.
00:03:52Uh, yeah, uh, no, I mean, I, like, I, like, I manage, like, some places, but literally just, like, I
00:04:01literally manage for my, um, uh, my fiancé.
00:04:06Uh.
00:04:07Your fiancé.
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Oh, you're engaged.
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11Who's the lucky person?
00:04:13A gentleman, though, uh, though, if you're picking up on any, it doesn't, it wouldn't, it happens to be a
00:04:21gentleman.
00:04:21Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:04:23It's, it's, it's, you know, I, I, I get it.
00:04:26Sure, I wish it would, I wish it had been, I wish it had been a woman.
00:04:28You know, you just wish, you wish, you wish.
00:04:29Dang it.
00:04:30You just wish.
00:04:31Dang it.
00:04:31You know, sometimes it happens, it's like, oops, oops, I fell on a dick.
00:04:35It happened.
00:04:36I mean, statistically, right?
00:04:38Statistically, I mean, what are you gonna do about it?
00:04:39I mean, there's dicks flying, zoom, found, they're everywhere.
00:04:43And then girls, you just gotta impress them so much, you just wanna, you care so much.
00:04:46It's hard, honestly, but that's the thing, is honestly, I feel like, when I see a woman that I'm into,
00:04:50I'm like,
00:04:50I, God, like, the stakes couldn't be higher.
00:04:53Women are so beautiful.
00:04:53What if I disappoint this woman?
00:04:54They are so beautiful.
00:04:54You see a man, you're like, I don't even give a shit.
00:04:56And then they're like, marry me.
00:05:01Blistering.
00:05:05You see, uh, you see, she goes, um, what are we talking about?
00:05:09Yeah.
00:05:09Cal.
00:05:10What are we talking, his name is Cal?
00:05:11Cal Whitaker, yeah.
00:05:12Cal Whitaker, so interesting.
00:05:16Can I see a picture of him?
00:05:17Sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:05:19I sort of grab the back of her neck as we look at the phone.
00:05:21Um, you see, she takes her phone out.
00:05:23The lock screen of her phone is a beautiful gray cat.
00:05:26Oh.
00:05:26And she opens the phone.
00:05:28What's the home screen unlocked?
00:05:30The home screen unlocked is blurry of same cat.
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33Huge.
00:05:34Huge.
00:05:34What a beautiful boy.
00:05:36Uh, Tibbles.
00:05:38Tibbles.
00:05:39Tibble is short for Tibble-t.
00:05:40Oh, cause you love Shakespeare.
00:05:42I do.
00:05:43Fantastic.
00:05:44Uh, I did some performing in high school.
00:05:48That's great.
00:05:49Uh, but I'm a poli-sci major, uh, now.
00:05:51This is my last year.
00:05:52Uh.
00:05:52Yeah, I knew you were so clever.
00:05:54Hey!
00:05:55God, I don't remember us meeting at all.
00:05:57Is that crazy?
00:05:58What's wrong with me?
00:05:58It was a different life, Anna.
00:06:00Yeah, it must be all these, it must be this man.
00:06:03Shhh.
00:06:05Are you okay?
00:06:06Um, I feel crazy right now.
00:06:08Do you want a drink?
00:06:08I don't know why.
00:06:09I'd love a drink.
00:06:10Um, I'd love a drink.
00:06:13Uh, yeah, no, so here.
00:06:14And she takes a picture.
00:06:15And you see that there is a, maybe a few years out of college.
00:06:18Uh-huh.
00:06:18Young, swoop of brown hair.
00:06:22Just a guy who's smiling in this photo.
00:06:24He's got an arm around Anna.
00:06:25I don't think they're happy.
00:06:26It's like they're, like, somewhere in SoCal, like, on a vacation somewhere.
00:06:30Uh, he has big lacrosse energy.
00:06:33Got it.
00:06:34Um, and you see he's got an arm over her shoulder.
00:06:36This is Cal.
00:06:38Cal works in town.
00:06:39He works for his family.
00:06:40He's a curator at the Whitaker Patterson Art Gallery.
00:06:43Oh.
00:06:44So, um, but yeah, he's, uh, uh, yeah, he's my fiancee.
00:06:49And so his family owns a bunch of properties in town.
00:06:52Um, they got you on the payroll.
00:06:55It was just a little bit too much for Rachel to handle.
00:06:58His sister is his aunt, one of his aunts.
00:07:03Um, and...
00:07:04And you like these witty girls?
00:07:05Give me charisma and persuasion again.
00:07:07Oh, and okay, I got a three.
00:07:10A three successes.
00:07:10You sense that that is a, in your aristocratic ways, obviously a very rude question to ask someone.
00:07:16Sure.
00:07:17But you see that she sort of looks and says,
00:07:20they've been really nothing but kind to me.
00:07:25Let's get a drink.
00:07:26Let's get a drink.
00:07:27I'm buying.
00:07:29It's obviously a party.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:30I think you get a drink and strike up an extremely fun, uh, evening with Ana Lopez, who over the
00:07:39course of an evening divulges to you basically some of her history.
00:07:42She's a poli-sci major.
00:07:43She's studying here at Purpose State University.
00:07:45Uh, her mom lives in San Francisco and her dad lives in Portland.
00:07:49And so she could use the in-state university.
00:07:51Sure.
00:07:52Uh, far from being property owners, her family are blue collar workers.
00:07:57She met Cal as a freshman when he was in his senior year.
00:08:02They started dating.
00:08:03A couple of years later, they got engaged.
00:08:04She feels very weird about being a, uh, engaged senior.
00:08:08I know somebody that you should meet.
00:08:10Mm-hmm.
00:08:11My friend Levante is very interested in politics and he's having a business viewing of a movie with the man,
00:08:20the businessman who killed us.
00:08:23American Psycho.
00:08:24It came to me.
00:08:26You should come.
00:08:26Yeah, I'll come.
00:08:27Yeah, yeah.
00:08:28Where is it?
00:08:28At Mike's.
00:08:29Oh, great.
00:08:30Oh, fun.
00:08:30Mike's.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31That'd be great.
00:08:33Um, I'll, I'll see if Cal can come by.
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:36I would love to meet Cal.
00:08:38Great.
00:08:39I'm so excited to meet Cal.
00:08:41He's actually, he's really, he's, especially for business stuff, this is, this is American Psycho.
00:08:46It's one of his, it's maybe his favorite movie.
00:08:48Oh, sure.
00:08:49He loves American Psycho.
00:08:50I'm sure.
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52Female director.
00:08:52Yeah.
00:08:54I don't think he knows that.
00:08:59I think, I don't think he knows that.
00:09:02Um, but he will love, uh, sitting outside in a parking lot and watching American Psycho.
00:09:08Sure.
00:09:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:09Absolutely.
00:09:10For Zaith and HJ, anything that you guys get up to that night at the party?
00:09:14What are you trying to get into?
00:09:17Uh, I'm trying to find someone who's on this kind of street drug.
00:09:25Uh, it's like a SSRI.
00:09:28I bet that Stringy guy.
00:09:32Let's find out.
00:09:33Yeah, Stringy's here.
00:09:34Oh, what's up?
00:09:35Hey, sorry.
00:09:37Whatcha sorry for, man?
00:09:39Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:40I step on his foot so he can't go anywhere.
00:09:43Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:45Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:47Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:48Whatcha sorry for, Stringy?
00:09:50Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:50I don't know.
00:09:51Whatcha sorry for?
00:09:52I don't know, man.
00:09:53You're good.
00:09:53I always feel, I always feel like I'm a second away from pissing people off.
00:09:58Oh, that sounds hard.
00:09:59Are you medicated for it?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:05Should we go smoke some weed in the backyard?
00:10:09Sure, let's go smoke some weed.
00:10:10Let's go.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:12Uh, you go smoke some weed with Stringy.
00:10:14He's like, yeah, I just feel like I have this energy that I'm always like wincing.
00:10:17And I'm like, I'm about to piss people off.
00:10:19And that energy's around a lot.
00:10:21You see, as you open your mouth, he puts a joint in there.
00:10:24And he goes.
00:10:25I pass.
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28And you get a healthy dose of SSR.
00:10:31I feel it.
00:10:32You feel it.
00:10:33Ooh, baby.
00:10:34And you start to feel it yourself.
00:10:35I mean, it's really good.
00:10:37Damn.
00:10:39This is setting something right in here.
00:10:42Can I just be honest with you?
00:10:43You're saying this over a mesmerized Stringy, just like hypnosis eyes.
00:10:47Can I say that to you?
00:10:47I'm happy.
00:10:48I'm happy for you.
00:10:49I guess I'm just sort of still.
00:10:52Hey, you gotta try this.
00:10:54No, I don't think it's right for me.
00:10:55You're in a funk, man.
00:10:56I just, I don't feel like anybody here gets me.
00:11:01Like what that guy had with that dog.
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:03That was pretty special.
00:11:05I could see that really affected you.
00:11:07That's my SSRI, I think.
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:09We gotta get you.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:11You know what?
00:11:12You helped me so much.
00:11:13Should we go steal that dog?
00:11:16You guys should.
00:11:17So it can be Levante's proxy.
00:11:19No.
00:11:20We can run that dog against your dog.
00:11:22Bingo's too popular.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:24You're right.
00:11:25Well, what do you think?
00:11:26Can I borrow your scooter?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I give him my scooter.
00:11:29Can I?
00:11:29I wanna be at this party for a little bit.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33Kind of apologize.
00:11:34Like, obviously I'm so old, so I just keep being like, I'm hopefully gonna be teaching
00:11:37some business classes.
00:11:38I'm just in town.
00:11:39Some people invited me.
00:11:40But I wanna be looking for Aaron.
00:11:43And hopefully I look different enough that Aaron does not see me.
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:45I'll allow you to do this.
00:11:46You can build a pool.
00:11:48You can use intelligence or you can use charisma.
00:11:52And then you can use persuasion or you can use investigation.
00:11:56It will determine how much of your energy is used looking for Aaron or how much of your
00:12:00energy is used talking to the kids at the party.
00:12:03I think I'll do intelligence.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:05So that's gonna be looking for Aaron.
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:07Do intelligence.
00:12:08And then are you gonna use investigation to really focus on looking for Aaron?
00:12:11I think so, yeah.
00:12:12So you're not really diving into the kids at the party here.
00:12:15You're mostly just keeping an eye out for Aaron.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:18Wait, what would the other one be other than investigation?
00:12:20If you use persuasion, you can split your focus and do some towards the kids at the party.
00:12:25I can try to manage some kids at the party if you're...
00:12:29Okay.
00:12:30I'm just like riding in a circle.
00:12:33You have like all the like, everyone wants to talk to you.
00:12:35I'm just kinda some old dude.
00:12:37You're doing kickflips on the raise the scooter?
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Cool.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:41So I'm just looking around.
00:12:43Let's see.
00:12:44No, not good.
00:12:46Okay.
00:12:46How many successes?
00:12:47One.
00:12:47One.
00:12:48You're looking around, you don't see Aaron here.
00:12:50But it's very possible that it's not actually even a failure.
00:12:52He might just really not be here.
00:12:54Maybe I'll willpower if that's cool.
00:12:56Mm-hmm.
00:12:57Okay.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:01Okay.
00:13:03Zayt, you're sort of dealing with the other kids at the party here.
00:13:06What sort of social activity are you doing at the party?
00:13:08Uh, I'm just riding the scooter just kind of around the front, like on the street.
00:13:14Great.
00:13:15Uh, I think I have just sort of a natural gravity to me even though I'm looking slightly sadder
00:13:19than my normal self.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21Like...
00:13:22A sad 35-year-old man riding the front of the scooter around.
00:13:25He says he's in his 20s.
00:13:27I just keep muttering, I heard he doesn't want to talk about it.
00:13:32Incredible.
00:13:33Give me charisma and persuasion.
00:13:36And that's with awe.
00:13:39Oh my god.
00:13:41I got one success with six die.
00:13:44Um, and I'll use my last willpower.
00:13:49Okay, three.
00:13:50Three successes.
00:13:51Yeah, I think that you are pulling these sad little donuts on a scooter out in front of the house.
00:13:56It doesn't attract like a huge crowd.
00:14:00The sad little donuts doesn't give the kids...
00:14:03I think...
00:14:03In a town where skipping the lip is like the most fun thing you can do.
00:14:07A super hot guy on a scooter?
00:14:08I guess I'm kind of new in town from San Francisco.
00:14:12Shut billy don't quit.
00:14:13One of the bigger cities around.
00:14:16Uh, yeah, you see, as you say that, zzzz on your scooter, kind of zipping by, see Patty Babcock
00:14:22goes, oh cool man, do you want to talk about that?
00:14:24And you see, sort of zip past...
00:14:26Not right now.
00:14:28Cool man!
00:14:29Hey.
00:14:30What's there even...
00:14:32I mean, Barnabas Street is...
00:14:34It's alright, but...
00:14:36What do you guys get into?
00:14:38I mean...
00:14:39What's, uh...
00:14:40I mean, is this the extent of the night?
00:14:43Yeah, man.
00:14:44I guess enjoying some drinks with some buds on the porch, sort of the...
00:14:48I don't know, it's my highest aspiration.
00:14:51You think I can jump from that roof into the pool?
00:14:55Yo man.
00:14:55That empty pool over there?
00:14:56Yo man.
00:14:57Yo man.
00:14:59You did?
00:14:59Only one way to find out, dude.
00:15:01I take the scooter and start climbing over there.
00:15:03With the scooter, no way dude!
00:15:05This guy's a fucking legend!
00:15:07You get up on the roof of Barnabas, uh, you're gonna take a leap with the scooter?
00:15:11Yeah.
00:15:12Go ahead and give me, uh...
00:15:14They're testing me, I have to...
00:15:15Give me dexterity plus drive.
00:15:17Alright.
00:15:18Drive?
00:15:19Oh yeah.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:20Actually pretty good.
00:15:21Yeah, we'll call this, uh, three six...
00:15:23Difficulty of three.
00:15:28That was your last willpower you used?
00:15:32I got one crit, not matched with anything, so it means one six...
00:15:38Yeah.
00:15:38And one, uh, brutal failure.
00:15:40One brutal failure?
00:15:41Cool.
00:15:41Um, so, Madelaine, as you're talking with Anna and you're feeling the wiki man after Aaron,
00:15:47uh, you go, you see Patty, someone says, yo, bad cock house legend, this guy's taking the scooter off the
00:15:54roof!
00:15:54And the kids all rush out to the yard, you rev up the scooter.
00:15:59The roof has no jump, it's a sloped roof, so you...
00:16:03No one has sort of thought of what you're gonna do or not do.
00:16:08So you...
00:16:09You're jumping an electric scooter into a pool.
00:16:12It's an empty pool.
00:16:13It's a dry pool.
00:16:15So...
00:16:15So...
00:16:16Wait, the pool is empty?
00:16:17Empty.
00:16:18Empty.
00:16:19So safe, you take off down the roof.
00:16:25On a bestial failure, you hit the front wheel of the scooter,
00:16:30goes into the rain gutter, stops hard, flips forward,
00:16:34and you are launched head first, and everyone screams so loud.
00:16:39This is how they do it in San Francisco.
00:16:42As your skull catches the far lip of the pool,
00:16:46everyone watches your neck lurch a hundred degrees off.
00:16:52Collarbone snap.
00:16:59Now, obviously I want to help him,
00:17:02but did this run off of a crowd for me to stand one more time for Aaron?
00:17:08Everyone's screaming.
00:17:09The masquerade is breached fully.
00:17:11A guy, everyone's screaming, straining pukes.
00:17:17You see the...
00:17:24Part of Zayt's jaw is in his chest
00:17:28from where his head fucking slinkied into the rest of his body.
00:17:38I jump out and I help him.
00:17:41You help him.
00:17:42You see that, Patty goes,
00:17:43oh shit, call 911, call 911.
00:17:45I say, no, don't.
00:17:46He's dead.
00:17:47And I jump straight up in the air with him.
00:17:52I jump straight up in the air.
00:17:53I say, it's too late, he's dead.
00:17:58He's dead.
00:17:59You just run off into the dark.
00:18:03Do I see Aaron?
00:18:05No, you don't.
00:18:07No role necessary, Allie.
00:18:08You don't see Aaron.
00:18:13Get stringy.
00:18:15Get stringy.
00:18:17I didn't want to go to this party.
00:18:21You spread into the night here.
00:18:26Everyone's...
00:18:27We're here.
00:18:28Is there a way that I can kind of hop home?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Because we got to put him down, right?
00:18:36Hop, yeah.
00:18:36Roof to roof?
00:18:38Yeah.
00:18:38You want to get up on the roof?
00:18:39Well, yeah, that's what I jumped to, I think.
00:18:41Yeah, you start jumping roof to roof.
00:18:43Go ahead.
00:18:44Give me strength plus athletics.
00:18:46Okay.
00:18:47Difficulty of three.
00:18:48Dexterity is literally my best stat.
00:18:51You rolled so many dice and got nothing.
00:18:54Crit and one, so that is five.
00:18:56Five successes.
00:18:57So unlike Darkness Man, this old-timey 1890s businessman is effortlessly bounding.
00:19:05Bound it!
00:19:07Bound it!
00:19:10So filled up.
00:19:15He's just screaming.
00:19:17It's you.
00:19:18I want to go home.
00:19:20I want to go home.
00:19:22Oh my God.
00:19:23I feel sick.
00:19:29He's like, is there something we do, or he's just fucked health-wise and we wait from sleep?
00:19:35Give it to the podcast editor.
00:19:40Zach, you take five points of superficial damage.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45Oh, Christ.
00:19:47I'm just in the house.
00:19:49I don't know them.
00:19:50Yeah, exactly.
00:19:52I'm so sorry.
00:19:53I don't know them.
00:19:53Yeah, you see Ana goes like,
00:19:54Jesus, is that guy fucking dead?
00:19:56No.
00:19:56He kept screaming.
00:19:57Ana, there is no guy.
00:19:59What?
00:19:59It's a con.
00:20:02They're running a scam?
00:20:03You're so beautiful.
00:20:03Staring into your eyes.
00:20:04I'm so sorry you're engaged.
00:20:06She looks at you and just goes,
00:20:08Do you want to?
00:20:09Yes.
00:20:10Okay, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:13And she just walks with you upstairs to the party
00:20:16and breaks a solemn promise to someone
00:20:19that gave her a very expensive ring.
00:20:21We go to Granite Village,
00:20:23where you guys pull up in front of the trailer park.
00:20:26Levante, you look out at this place
00:20:27and see, once again,
00:20:30like a very packed trailer park here.
00:20:32And I think you see a lot of storage units
00:20:36in this place as well.
00:20:38Small, like sort of trailer hitched storage.
00:20:4119 inches up?
00:20:42Some of them, yes.
00:20:44But I think you also see
00:20:46with the storage that you're looking at in particular,
00:20:48just as a quick survey of the landscape here,
00:20:50it looks like people have furniture
00:20:54that doesn't fit in the trailers here.
00:20:56There seems like a couple people
00:20:57that maybe have downsized in a way
00:20:59that they were not prepared for.
00:21:01Bat Child and Darkness Man,
00:21:02you look and see this bronze statue
00:21:04of Zacky Lee Maple here.
00:21:06Yeah, so I just want to try
00:21:08and cast Summon Spirit.
00:21:10Hell yeah.
00:21:10Or do the ceremony, Summon Spirit.
00:21:13I have to do a rouse check,
00:21:14which I'll probably fail.
00:21:17Oh, no, I didn't.
00:21:18Okay, no more hunger.
00:21:19So I don't have all the details on here,
00:21:21but I thought there was something
00:21:22that like you have to,
00:21:24I figure like going to a place
00:21:26that has meaning to him
00:21:27might be like a tether.
00:21:29And then I feel like you have to know their name,
00:21:31I might have read,
00:21:32but it's not written here.
00:21:33I love it.
00:21:34As you begin to summon the spirit before you,
00:21:39you reach into the power of the blood,
00:21:41the power of the ghost bat.
00:21:43And you see that there is a small plaque
00:21:49on the base of the statue.
00:21:52Zacky Lee Maple,
00:21:53beloved father and husband,
00:21:55proud son of Purpy,
00:21:57who lived and died
00:21:59in the Granite Village trailer park,
00:22:01died defending the honor of his loved ones
00:22:04in a knife fight
00:22:05at the ripe old age of 74.
00:22:10What?
00:22:11Okay, yeah,
00:22:12they're spinning a yarn here.
00:22:14Did they replace him with another person?
00:22:17I think that this is just the story
00:22:19that they said.
00:22:21I did think it was weird
00:22:22because he just has a knife
00:22:23and also like carpentry tools.
00:22:25Does the date line up
00:22:26for when he died
00:22:28with when we understand
00:22:30the incident to have taken place?
00:22:32Yeah, what is the date of death?
00:22:33The year of death is 1971,
00:22:35which is...
00:22:36That is the year.
00:22:36So that does line up.
00:22:38As you summon the spirit,
00:22:39you hear...
00:22:43I don't know
00:22:45if you can call it a knife fight,
00:22:49if you're the only one with a knife.
00:22:54Spectrally in the air,
00:22:56you see...
00:23:00the spirit of Zachy Lee Maple appears.
00:23:03He looks proud and distant.
00:23:06You can tell
00:23:07that this spirit is barely here,
00:23:11which is actually a good thing.
00:23:14The spirit is barely here
00:23:15because he is not a member
00:23:17of the Restless Dead.
00:23:18His spirit has been called back
00:23:20from a place of rest
00:23:21and therefore is not one
00:23:24that is vengeful
00:23:25or haunting this place.
00:23:26We're sorry for disturbing you.
00:23:28We just want a little clarity
00:23:30about what happened in 1971
00:23:32when you died.
00:23:34We're trying to
00:23:35maybe undo whatever
00:23:37they've been doing.
00:23:37There.
00:23:39There's no undoing
00:23:41what's been done.
00:23:43The fights we had
00:23:45in the past
00:23:46were to try
00:23:48to move forward.
00:23:50You can't
00:23:52undo
00:23:52what's been done.
00:23:54You can just
00:23:55pick up the ball
00:23:56and run.
00:23:58They said I died
00:23:59in a knife fight.
00:24:00It's only half true.
00:24:02I did not die
00:24:04here in Granite Village.
00:24:06I died
00:24:08across the interstate
00:24:09when this place was young,
00:24:12building that silo,
00:24:14digging deep
00:24:15into the sacred earth
00:24:17of this place
00:24:18when its protector
00:24:19came to stop us.
00:24:23Bigfoot.
00:24:24I was kicked apart
00:24:25by Bigfoot.
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27Whoa.
00:24:28That's so crazy.
00:24:30That sucks
00:24:31that they don't
00:24:32tell people
00:24:32that you got Bigfoot
00:24:33because that's awesome.
00:24:34Yeah, that would be so,
00:24:35I mean.
00:24:35It's why
00:24:36I do not struggle
00:24:38with my death.
00:24:39Because you died
00:24:40to something bigger,
00:24:41larger than yourself.
00:24:43Physically much larger
00:24:44than myself.
00:24:46So Bigfoot is enormous.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:49Or you,
00:24:49wait, okay.
00:24:51He is enormous
00:24:51and he speaks
00:24:52perfect English.
00:24:53And he was enormous.
00:24:54And he kicks
00:24:55harder than a freight train.
00:24:57That makes so much sense.
00:24:58I, for some reason
00:24:59when I picture Bigfoot,
00:25:00I picture him punching,
00:25:01but he's Bigfoot.
00:25:02Why the hell are we punching?
00:25:03Yeah, he should be stomping.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:04Can I tell you?
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07Lo,
00:25:08behold.
00:25:11Mist fills
00:25:12this space
00:25:13before you.
00:25:14You see
00:25:161971,
00:25:17Zachy Lee Maple.
00:25:18You see,
00:25:19he's got a truck
00:25:19and a construction site.
00:25:20There's sort of
00:25:21a massive earthen ledge
00:25:23that like bulldozers
00:25:25and cranes
00:25:25have used to get down
00:25:26into the earth.
00:25:27They've like scooped out
00:25:28the mountainside
00:25:28to get down
00:25:29and build in this place.
00:25:31And you can see him
00:25:32under one of those
00:25:33like hanging caged lights
00:25:35walking out.
00:25:36And you see
00:25:37the wind is like
00:25:38picking up around here.
00:25:41And you see,
00:25:41he goes,
00:25:42everyone get off the site.
00:25:43It's not safe here.
00:25:45You see there's sort of
00:25:45a G man who comes up
00:25:46and says,
00:25:47Zachy,
00:25:48we need,
00:25:48we're already buying.
00:25:49You got to get your men
00:25:50back in here.
00:25:51And he says,
00:25:51the wind come in like this.
00:25:53We got logs up on the truck.
00:25:54They're going to fly off.
00:25:55Everyone needs to get out of here.
00:25:56We're not working
00:25:57until you get this.
00:25:58And you see that
00:25:59as you turn around,
00:26:02a shape emerges
00:26:04from the wood line.
00:26:06Sort of small group of men
00:26:08who are here.
00:26:09A voice prowling
00:26:10from the tree line says,
00:26:13you have despoiled the earth.
00:26:17You have destroyed
00:26:19something beautiful.
00:26:22Nuh-uh.
00:26:24No way.
00:26:26Not on my watch.
00:26:29Lightning flashes
00:26:30and you see Sasquatch.
00:26:32Wow.
00:26:33How tall?
00:26:34Sasquatch is
00:26:35eight and a half feet tall.
00:26:37You can take him, bitch.
00:26:39You can make me take him.
00:26:40You see that
00:26:41as they look,
00:26:42this G man
00:26:43takes a pistol
00:26:44and starts firing
00:26:45wildly at Bigfoot.
00:26:46You see Bigfoot goes,
00:26:48catches a bullet in one hand,
00:26:50spins it around.
00:26:50and hurls it back
00:26:51at that G man.
00:26:52Oh my God.
00:26:53He then bends over
00:26:55at the waist,
00:26:56lifting his other leg up
00:26:58so that his one foot
00:26:59is on the ground
00:27:00and the other leg
00:27:00is pointed straight vertical
00:27:01with his torso
00:27:02out to the side
00:27:03in a perfect martial arts stance.
00:27:05He's so fucking flexible.
00:27:06Pulls out.
00:27:07I am a master of the art
00:27:09of Kumite.
00:27:10What the four?
00:27:11Beckons like this.
00:27:13Specifically Kumite.
00:27:15And you see that
00:27:17Zacky Lee
00:27:18takes out a knife.
00:27:20He'll tell my wife
00:27:21that I love her forever.
00:27:24Bigfoot nods.
00:27:25This is honorable combat.
00:27:27I will tell all of your loved ones
00:27:29that you love them.
00:27:31Now begins the final dance.
00:27:34And he surges across
00:27:35and begins to kickbox
00:27:36all of these government agents
00:27:38and this one construction worker.
00:27:39I take a seat
00:27:40and I just watch.
00:27:42This sight fades away
00:27:44in mist
00:27:45as the spirit
00:27:46of Zacky Lee
00:27:46looks out
00:27:47and goes
00:27:49Bigfoot kicked me
00:27:50so hard in the chest
00:27:51that my bones
00:27:52shot into my heart
00:27:52and out of my back
00:27:53and I died.
00:27:54Wow.
00:27:55That's awesome.
00:27:56Any true master
00:27:57of Kumite
00:27:57would be able to do that.
00:27:59Well, thank you
00:28:00for that clarity.
00:28:01Now go,
00:28:02be at peace.
00:28:04What?
00:28:04Did you have another
00:28:05clarity?
00:28:09I felt like we peaked.
00:28:10I felt like we peaked.
00:28:11I just wanted to know
00:28:12if like
00:28:12because Bigfoot
00:28:13might be loose
00:28:14now.
00:28:15Yeah, but Bigfoot
00:28:15I'm not Bigfoot's guy.
00:28:17Why would he be loose?
00:28:18We told you that
00:28:19we opened,
00:28:19we turned the key.
00:28:20Yeah, because you freed him.
00:28:21You freed him.
00:28:22You freed him after
00:28:22I'm Kumite.
00:28:23Don't you want
00:28:24Bigfoot on her side?
00:28:26Yeah, I do want
00:28:26Bigfoot on her side.
00:28:27Well, exactly.
00:28:28Sounds like we need
00:28:29to get permits
00:28:29from both the city
00:28:30and Sasquatch.
00:28:32This situation
00:28:33seems like
00:28:34when I saw that fight
00:28:35I was like
00:28:35there are no bad guys here
00:28:37except for the government
00:28:38agents and stuff.
00:28:39But like
00:28:40Zacky Lee
00:28:40seems solid.
00:28:41Bigfoot
00:28:42seemed pretty solid.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:43So I felt like
00:28:45we wrapped it up.
00:28:48Put a bow on it.
00:28:49I have questions still.
00:28:51I mean
00:28:52mostly I'm glad
00:28:53that
00:28:53I feel like
00:28:54there was a moment
00:28:55there where we thought
00:28:56this whole town
00:28:57might be cursed
00:28:58and
00:28:59forever
00:29:00large groups of workers
00:29:01fighting for their rights
00:29:02are born to die
00:29:03in burpee.
00:29:04That is not the case.
00:29:05That was a one-off
00:29:06and then this was
00:29:07very specifically
00:29:08a master of Kumite
00:29:10showed you
00:29:11how truly
00:29:11masterful he was.
00:29:12the megalopedarian
00:29:14frequency
00:29:15did that come
00:29:16after?
00:29:16That's the Bigfoot
00:29:17frequency.
00:29:18Was that
00:29:18did they work on that
00:29:20According to the records
00:29:20you found
00:29:21it was after.
00:29:22So that attack had made
00:29:23several years
00:29:24where they didn't have it.
00:29:25So that made Bigfoot
00:29:26freaking chill out.
00:29:27So maybe
00:29:28we turned off
00:29:29the thing
00:29:30and now Bigfoot
00:29:31is just loose.
00:29:32I know
00:29:33but I think
00:29:33that works
00:29:34to our advantage.
00:29:35Bigfoot
00:29:36if you can hear me
00:29:37we're on your side.
00:29:39I don't think
00:29:39we should be
00:29:40screaming at all.
00:29:41Let's not scream
00:29:41anywhere.
00:29:42Bigfoot!
00:29:42Stop!
00:29:44Bigfoot!
00:29:47Please teach me
00:29:48your Kumite!
00:29:49Okay wait.
00:29:51Let's wait.
00:29:51Let's wait.
00:29:52I think
00:29:52we just have to
00:29:54now be ready
00:29:55that I think
00:29:56especially
00:29:56if we were going
00:29:57to be doing
00:29:57some of the building
00:29:58I'm hoping we're doing
00:29:59you know
00:29:59when we put in
00:30:00the zoo
00:30:00when we put in
00:30:01you know
00:30:01the national monument
00:30:02He just like
00:30:03Kumite around here
00:30:05or I mean
00:30:06he probably knew it
00:30:07for a while.
00:30:07I think he
00:30:08he must have
00:30:08invented it.
00:30:10He is the source.
00:30:11He invented it.
00:30:12I definitely think
00:30:13there's a chance
00:30:14that Bigfoot
00:30:14invented Kumite.
00:30:16I
00:30:17Kumite is a very
00:30:18I mean you know
00:30:18what's the origin
00:30:20of the word
00:30:20Kumite
00:30:20if not Sasquatchian?
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Oh no.
00:30:25I think he invented it.
00:30:26I don't think
00:30:26no.
00:30:27Did you watch?
00:30:28Did you see the way?
00:30:29Did you not see that?
00:30:30He didn't invent it.
00:30:31Did you see that?
00:30:32Here let's reenact it.
00:30:34I can't
00:30:34I can't do anything
00:30:36he just did.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:37Alright.
00:30:38We got our answers.
00:30:39Really what it means
00:30:40is that we have
00:30:40to be ready
00:30:41if we're going
00:30:42to do any
00:30:42major developments
00:30:44a bargain
00:30:45will need
00:30:45to be struck.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:47I have a book
00:30:48coming on Bigfoot.
00:30:49Perfect.
00:30:50Actually will you
00:30:51also order a book
00:30:51about Kumite
00:30:52because I think
00:30:53he's going to demand
00:30:54sort of a demonstration
00:30:56and I feel up to it.
00:30:57We leave a note
00:30:58for Bigfoot?
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02We have to
00:31:02oh I can't go back
00:31:03to that diner
00:31:03we can't leave
00:31:04a note for Bigfoot.
00:31:05Bigfoot just seems
00:31:06like he can find you.
00:31:07I think so.
00:31:08I think so.
00:31:09We'll figure it out.
00:31:10Alright.
00:31:10Yeah.
00:31:11You leave the statue
00:31:12of Zach Ely Maple
00:31:14having discovered
00:31:14that yes
00:31:15the thing that
00:31:15event that shut
00:31:16down that site
00:31:17at the height
00:31:18of its research
00:31:19was Bigfoot
00:31:21coming to shut
00:31:22down that site.
00:31:23Oh this works
00:31:24for us though
00:31:25because it
00:31:25oh I feel bad
00:31:26because again
00:31:26we're just talking
00:31:27about Bigfoot's
00:31:28probably an okay guy
00:31:29but like
00:31:30Bigfoot shows up
00:31:31and like a bunch
00:31:32of people died
00:31:32and disappeared.
00:31:34Bigfoot maybe right?
00:31:35Maybe we could
00:31:36pin everything
00:31:37on Bigfoot.
00:31:38No then I still
00:31:39really wouldn't do that.
00:31:41I'm not saying
00:31:42we should do that.
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:44You need to follow that.
00:31:45What do you
00:31:46kill Zach Ely Maple?
00:31:47Zach Ely Maple's cool.
00:31:48I mean let's be honest
00:31:49Bigfoot there is
00:31:50something like a god
00:31:51in him
00:31:52and then if we're able
00:31:53to build up
00:31:54the reverence for him
00:31:56then he'll come back
00:31:57even more powerful
00:31:57because a lot of times
00:31:58gods are empowered
00:32:00by the belief in them
00:32:01so if we start
00:32:02a whisper campaign
00:32:02about how Bigfoot's
00:32:04been eating people.
00:32:05I think we've got
00:32:05to be real careful
00:32:06about what we do
00:32:07and how we involve
00:32:08a master of the Kumite.
00:32:09That's true.
00:32:10You're right.
00:32:10You did say
00:32:11honorable combat.
00:32:11It's not very honorable
00:32:12for us to start
00:32:13rumors about it.
00:32:14If we start slandering
00:32:16a master of Kumite
00:32:17perhaps the inventor
00:32:18of Kumite
00:32:20that's not going to end
00:32:21well for us.
00:32:22It's also like
00:32:24what I need to be doing
00:32:25with my time
00:32:26to actually get Bigfoot
00:32:27on my side
00:32:27is mastering Kumite
00:32:28myself.
00:32:29Exactly.
00:32:32You guys arrived
00:32:33back at the cutter.
00:32:35You guys
00:32:35holy shit
00:32:36so you guys
00:32:36arrived back
00:32:36saying this
00:32:37having a hard time.
00:32:38I've got ice packs
00:32:39all over my face
00:32:40as it goes back
00:32:41to normal.
00:32:42Did Bigfoot get to you?
00:32:43Did Bigfoot get to you guys?
00:32:44Bigfoot is loose.
00:32:45What do you mean?
00:32:46Bigfoot is loose
00:32:47and he's a master
00:32:48of Kumite.
00:32:49So what we turned off
00:32:50no I didn't
00:32:53yeah Bigfoot got
00:32:54H-J?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57Was he mean?
00:32:57Could he be reasoned with?
00:32:59He was angry
00:33:00and he was an asshole
00:33:01and he was fought
00:33:03so unfair.
00:33:04That's just not
00:33:04that's not a Bigfoot.
00:33:05No he fights fair.
00:33:08He fights fair.
00:33:08Okay I fucking fell
00:33:09into a pool.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:12Did somebody push you?
00:33:13No.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Bigfoot.
00:33:16He did?
00:33:17No I fucking fell.
00:33:18I was trying to impress
00:33:19some I was
00:33:21like I said before
00:33:22I was in my feels
00:33:24and I was just
00:33:25about the Cold War
00:33:27but I couldn't tell them
00:33:28that and I was trying
00:33:29to I don't know
00:33:30I was trying to
00:33:31Zay you get a ring
00:33:32on your phone
00:33:32in this moment.
00:33:33God sorry.
00:33:34Thank God.
00:33:35You look at it
00:33:35it's from Kosche.
00:33:36It's a text that says
00:33:37hope everything's going
00:33:39well in Perpi.
00:33:40I know that it's
00:33:42a hard new start
00:33:43but deep down
00:33:44Zay I know
00:33:45you have what it takes.
00:33:48I'm going to go to bed.
00:33:51And Madeline's okay?
00:33:53Yeah she's still there
00:33:54she's doing great.
00:33:55Up to you
00:33:55when Madeline returns.
00:33:56Madeline is in full
00:33:58like have you ever
00:33:59been to Paris?
00:34:00No.
00:34:01Am I bad?
00:34:02No.
00:34:03Can I show you Paris?
00:34:04I would love to.
00:34:06Yes yeah.
00:34:06It's such a beautiful city
00:34:08the second arrondissement
00:34:09the fifth arrondissement
00:34:11even the 13th arrondissement
00:34:14so beautiful.
00:34:15I got our arrondissements.
00:34:16Yes.
00:34:17I want to see them.
00:34:17I want to show you
00:34:18every arrondissement there is.
00:34:20Every part of your
00:34:21arrondissement.
00:34:23And you see
00:34:24so Madeline is occupied
00:34:26back at the party.
00:34:27Levante you look at
00:34:29H.J.
00:34:30Batchild and Darkness Man.
00:34:31Zay sort of stalks off
00:34:33to his coffin.
00:34:33Much has transpired
00:34:36in this night.
00:34:37You wonder what
00:34:39Madeline is doing
00:34:39back at their
00:34:40like there's these
00:34:41college kids
00:34:42and I think that
00:34:44Levante
00:34:45you feel
00:34:48a vampiric hunger
00:34:50bubbling up within you.
00:34:52You've mentioned
00:34:53a poo-poo platter
00:34:54several times.
00:34:55That's my prime metaphor
00:34:57for life.
00:34:59The vampires of your clan
00:35:00hunger for more
00:35:01than just blood.
00:35:01They hunger for power.
00:35:03And I think
00:35:05what you know
00:35:06is there's more
00:35:07to discover in this town.
00:35:09Every time you've
00:35:09gone out on an expedition
00:35:10you found out
00:35:11a little bit more.
00:35:12But I also think
00:35:14that you have
00:35:14enough information
00:35:15to start to get
00:35:17a little bit
00:35:18calculated.
00:35:19There is a lay
00:35:21of the land here.
00:35:22Right?
00:35:23You know
00:35:24some important families.
00:35:26You know some important
00:35:27magical goings on.
00:35:29And I think
00:35:30we're going to move
00:35:31into a section
00:35:31of downtime here.
00:35:34Which
00:35:35is basically
00:35:37are there any
00:35:38moves that you
00:35:40want to make?
00:35:41Right?
00:35:41These can be
00:35:42group projects.
00:35:43These can be
00:35:45investigations.
00:35:46This can be
00:35:47forwarding opposing forces.
00:35:49But also
00:35:49it's probably good
00:35:50for you guys
00:35:50to move
00:35:51into a stretch
00:35:52of downtime
00:35:52because of the heat
00:35:54that is on you
00:35:54right now.
00:35:55Right?
00:35:57Everyone's looking
00:35:58for that guy
00:35:58whose jaw
00:35:59ended up
00:35:59in his chest.
00:36:03His jaw
00:36:04ended up
00:36:04in his chest.
00:36:05We went to the
00:36:05hospital.
00:36:06But for our
00:36:07purposes here
00:36:09you guys have done
00:36:10a lot of
00:36:11like flat foot
00:36:14sleuthing
00:36:14in the town.
00:36:15Now is a moment
00:36:16where you have
00:36:16some of the lay
00:36:17of the land
00:36:18and we can
00:36:19explore in
00:36:20downtime
00:36:20whether there
00:36:22are resources
00:36:23you want to
00:36:23accumulate.
00:36:24Whether you
00:36:25want to
00:36:25develop some
00:36:26advantages.
00:36:27Be that
00:36:28like contacts,
00:36:29allies, etc.
00:36:30And we're
00:36:31going to sort
00:36:31of scoot
00:36:31above table
00:36:32to talk about
00:36:33the next
00:36:34few,
00:36:35we'll say
00:36:35weeks.
00:36:36The next few
00:36:37weeks in
00:36:38Perpee.
00:36:38And what
00:36:39you would
00:36:39want to do
00:36:40from a
00:36:41bird's eye
00:36:41view.
00:36:42Setting up
00:36:44your very
00:36:45nascent
00:36:46position in
00:36:47the town.
00:36:47You're
00:36:47extremely
00:36:48vulnerable.
00:36:49This Aaron
00:36:49guy came
00:36:50and knocked
00:36:50on your
00:36:50door.
00:36:51People have
00:36:52seen Zaith
00:36:53badly injured.
00:36:54You had a
00:36:54couple runs
00:36:55with the
00:36:55police.
00:36:56And so
00:36:57rather than
00:36:57playing it
00:36:58scene by
00:36:58scene we're
00:36:58going to
00:36:59sort of
00:36:59zoom out
00:36:59to the
00:36:59next couple
00:37:00weeks.
00:37:01And I
00:37:01want to
00:37:02know what
00:37:02your guys
00:37:03projects as
00:37:04a coterie
00:37:05are but
00:37:06also what
00:37:06your side
00:37:07hustles as
00:37:08an individual
00:37:09are.
00:37:09And you can
00:37:10run both of
00:37:10those concurrently.
00:37:11Each of you
00:37:12has the ability
00:37:12to contribute to
00:37:13a larger group
00:37:14endeavor.
00:37:15But also
00:37:15can make a
00:37:16role for
00:37:17your own
00:37:18purposes in
00:37:19the town.
00:37:19I think
00:37:20following up
00:37:21on something
00:37:21a group
00:37:22intention that
00:37:23we've spoken
00:37:23to I do
00:37:24think Levante
00:37:25is going to
00:37:26get the
00:37:27phone book
00:37:27out and
00:37:28just cold
00:37:29call Mike
00:37:29and follow
00:37:31up with
00:37:33Suze and
00:37:34buy majority
00:37:35stakes in
00:37:36Dave's and
00:37:37Sweetie Pie.
00:37:38Hell yeah.
00:37:39Or initiate
00:37:39the I think
00:37:41do or you
00:37:43know make the
00:37:43checks necessary
00:37:44to persuade
00:37:45those individuals
00:37:46to allow us
00:37:47to claim
00:37:49ownership of
00:37:50those two
00:37:50spaces.
00:37:51Mike's and
00:37:51Sweetie Pie's?
00:37:52Mike's and
00:37:52Sweetie Pie's.
00:37:53And this is
00:37:54something you
00:37:54guys can discuss
00:37:55as a group
00:37:56as well
00:37:58in terms of
00:37:59what you want
00:38:00the group
00:38:00projects to
00:38:01be.
00:38:02But Levante
00:38:03you're interested
00:38:03in like it's
00:38:04time to make
00:38:05some moves.
00:38:05I think it's
00:38:06yeah I think
00:38:06there's some
00:38:07purchasing
00:38:08everything that
00:38:09Levante wants
00:38:10to do of
00:38:12just like
00:38:12spaces for
00:38:14like so
00:38:15that because
00:38:16we're wanting
00:38:17we need a
00:38:17place to
00:38:18lure people
00:38:18we need a
00:38:19place to
00:38:19be able to
00:38:20hang out
00:38:20that's not
00:38:21the Airbnb
00:38:21so I think
00:38:22that there's
00:38:23both like
00:38:23establishments
00:38:24that we have
00:38:26control over
00:38:26and the people
00:38:27who work there
00:38:28but also I
00:38:29think there's
00:38:30also like
00:38:31Levante is
00:38:32wondering and
00:38:33probably has
00:38:33conversations with
00:38:34the group
00:38:34about if
00:38:35we were to
00:38:36move somewhere
00:38:37in town
00:38:37where we would
00:38:38want to go
00:38:39because I do
00:38:40think buying
00:38:40property
00:38:43or not
00:38:44getting out
00:38:44of the Airbnb
00:38:45is something
00:38:46I'd want to
00:38:47at least start
00:38:47the process of
00:38:48in the next
00:38:48couple of weeks.
00:38:49If you guys
00:38:50also want
00:38:50during this
00:38:51period of
00:38:51downtime to
00:38:52make broad
00:38:52investigations
00:38:53of the town
00:38:54like if you
00:38:55want me to
00:38:56color in
00:38:57like okay
00:38:57we've gone
00:38:57to these
00:38:58locations of
00:38:59extreme
00:38:59importance
00:39:00but like
00:39:01color in
00:39:02a little bit
00:39:03more for me
00:39:04I can also
00:39:05do that here.
00:39:05I think part
00:39:06of another
00:39:06group project
00:39:07would be
00:39:08I think that
00:39:09we need to
00:39:09look into
00:39:09Tina Bunders
00:39:10Rufus's
00:39:11owner and
00:39:12I think we
00:39:13should consider
00:39:13trying to
00:39:16see if
00:39:17Patty would
00:39:17be willing
00:39:18to loan
00:39:19us Bingo
00:39:19to run
00:39:20against
00:39:21Rufus.
00:39:22Yeah that
00:39:22was I
00:39:23think Levante
00:39:24had wanted
00:39:24to do
00:39:26research around
00:39:26bylaws
00:39:27in town
00:39:28I think
00:39:29that there
00:39:29seemed to
00:39:29be like
00:39:30two possible
00:39:30ways to
00:39:31like controlling
00:39:32the levers
00:39:33of the state
00:39:34and there's
00:39:34the city
00:39:35council
00:39:36but there's
00:39:36also this
00:39:37dog mayor
00:39:37and is there
00:39:38by chance
00:39:39bylaws
00:39:40with regard
00:39:41to mayoral
00:39:42power
00:39:42that just
00:39:43are left
00:39:43dormant
00:39:44because people
00:39:45think that
00:39:46it's just a
00:39:46cute dog
00:39:47but really
00:39:47if we had
00:39:48our own
00:39:48dog
00:39:49could our
00:39:49dog
00:39:49use his
00:39:50paw print
00:39:51to sign
00:39:51executive orders
00:39:52hell yeah
00:39:53I'm going to
00:39:54go around
00:39:55and say
00:39:55everybody
00:39:56we can get
00:39:57a piece
00:39:57of information
00:39:58answered
00:39:59at the top
00:40:00of this
00:40:01down
00:40:01time
00:40:01the information
00:40:02you're asking
00:40:02is about
00:40:02the town
00:40:03bylaws
00:40:03yes
00:40:04the election
00:40:05of a dog
00:40:06mayor
00:40:06actually did
00:40:08it did
00:40:09increase tourism
00:40:10here with the
00:40:11trailhead
00:40:11and everything
00:40:11else
00:40:12so it was
00:40:12a financial
00:40:13boon for
00:40:13the town
00:40:14the dog
00:40:15mayor
00:40:15is a
00:40:16technical
00:40:16abstention
00:40:18on every
00:40:18single vote
00:40:19the political
00:40:20structure
00:40:21of
00:40:22Perpe
00:40:22is that
00:40:23it is a
00:40:23weak
00:40:24mayoralty
00:40:25meaning that
00:40:25the mayor
00:40:26is not
00:40:26technically
00:40:27part of
00:40:27an executive
00:40:27branch
00:40:28he is
00:40:29merely
00:40:29in this
00:40:30case
00:40:30Rufus
00:40:30is a
00:40:31four person
00:40:32on a
00:40:32five seat
00:40:33city council
00:40:34so the
00:40:35mayor is
00:40:35basically
00:40:36like a
00:40:36supercharged
00:40:37city council
00:40:38seat
00:40:38by always
00:40:40abstaining
00:40:41it created
00:40:42a need
00:40:43for a
00:40:43three person
00:40:44majority
00:40:45because
00:40:45with one
00:40:47abstention
00:40:48two votes
00:40:48does not
00:40:49equal a
00:40:49majority
00:40:50so it
00:40:51means that
00:40:51three out
00:40:52of four
00:40:52votes are
00:40:53needed for
00:40:54city council
00:40:54to pass
00:40:55anything
00:40:55which means
00:40:55that city
00:40:56council has
00:40:56effectively
00:40:57become
00:40:58defunct
00:40:58you can
00:40:59also find
00:41:00the people
00:41:01that sit
00:41:01on city council
00:41:02at this time
00:41:03how many of
00:41:04them are called
00:41:04Whitaker
00:41:04yeah exactly
00:41:05hell yes
00:41:06city council
00:41:07members
00:41:08Barnaby
00:41:09Claude
00:41:09Whitaker
00:41:11Eugene
00:41:12Hurlbut
00:41:13Douglas
00:41:14yeah
00:41:14Herbert
00:41:15Melvin
00:41:16and
00:41:17Marisol
00:41:18Samano
00:41:18and you said
00:41:19that the mayor
00:41:20doesn't get
00:41:21two votes
00:41:21or does get
00:41:22two votes
00:41:22the mayor
00:41:23gets a normal
00:41:24vote
00:41:24but a mayor
00:41:25also has
00:41:25a series of
00:41:26things that
00:41:26he doesn't
00:41:27need city council
00:41:27approval
00:41:28for
00:41:29however
00:41:30it looks like
00:41:31a lot of
00:41:32that has
00:41:33been farmed
00:41:33off to either
00:41:34the city clerk
00:41:35or the city
00:41:35manager
00:41:36so Whitaker
00:41:37and Douglas
00:41:37are the old
00:41:38families
00:41:38exactly
00:41:39they were able
00:41:39to get a dog
00:41:40they cannot
00:41:41literally you can't
00:41:42get anything
00:41:43passed without
00:41:44one of them
00:41:45and they're always
00:41:45going to vote
00:41:46together
00:41:46unless Melvin
00:41:46or Salmano
00:41:48yeah
00:41:48well they're always
00:41:49voting
00:41:49yeah
00:41:49and they probably
00:41:50got the dog
00:41:51put in
00:41:51so they didn't
00:41:52have to worry
00:41:52about another
00:41:53is there any
00:41:54public record
00:41:54that we can see
00:41:55to prove that
00:41:56theory essentially
00:41:56that Melvin
00:41:57and Salmano
00:41:58maybe don't
00:41:59always vote
00:41:59with Whitaker
00:42:00and Douglas
00:42:00yeah whoever
00:42:01wants to sort
00:42:02of get that
00:42:03that's like
00:42:03your second
00:42:04bit of information
00:42:04here
00:42:05Herbert Melvin
00:42:07is a Vietnam
00:42:08War veteran
00:42:09he is not
00:42:10connected to the
00:42:11Douglas's or the
00:42:11Whitaker's
00:42:11it looks like
00:42:12he has
00:42:13voted or
00:42:14recommended
00:42:14some improvements
00:42:16in the town
00:42:17he is notably
00:42:18listed online
00:42:19as a member
00:42:20of the ancient
00:42:20fraternal order
00:42:21of Galician
00:42:22Knights Templar
00:42:23not Templar
00:42:25Templar
00:42:26T-E-M-P-L-E-R
00:42:28T-E-M-P-L-E-R
00:42:30you see there's
00:42:31a photo of him
00:42:31on a Memorial Day
00:42:33parade
00:42:34in Perpi
00:42:34driving a little
00:42:35go-kart
00:42:36with a very
00:42:37extra floppy
00:42:38kind of
00:42:38renaissance beret
00:42:39this is Melvin
00:42:40or Salmano
00:42:40this is Melvin
00:42:41okay
00:42:42Marisol Salmano
00:42:43is currently
00:42:44a city council member
00:42:45and was a former
00:42:46nurse
00:42:47at the urgent care
00:42:49the urgent care
00:42:50that closed
00:42:50the urgent care
00:42:51that closed
00:42:51correct
00:42:52she is
00:42:54she appears
00:42:55to be
00:42:55an abstaining
00:42:57vote
00:42:58in almost
00:42:59every development
00:43:00it looks like
00:43:01there's a voting
00:43:01block that votes
00:43:02together a lot
00:43:02for new development
00:43:04which is
00:43:05Herbert
00:43:06Eugene
00:43:07and our last
00:43:09member of
00:43:09the Whitaker's
00:43:10here which is
00:43:11Barnaby
00:43:11Barnaby
00:43:12also
00:43:12looking at
00:43:14LinkedIn
00:43:14you find
00:43:15a Marisol
00:43:16Salmano
00:43:16who's currently
00:43:17working as
00:43:18as a nurse
00:43:19at Silver Meadows
00:43:20got it
00:43:21um
00:43:21okay
00:43:22so she works
00:43:23for the Whitaker's
00:43:25works for the Whitaker's
00:43:25Templar feels
00:43:26a little
00:43:26inquisition-y
00:43:27right
00:43:28oh yeah
00:43:29maybe
00:43:29oh wow
00:43:30and he's
00:43:31because he's
00:43:31voting with
00:43:32Whitaker and
00:43:33Douglas
00:43:33yeah
00:43:34does Salmano
00:43:34vote
00:43:35against
00:43:36them
00:43:37or
00:43:38what you see
00:43:38is there
00:43:39are occasionally
00:43:40times where
00:43:41Marisol
00:43:41or Herbert
00:43:42will be
00:43:42the third
00:43:43vote
00:43:43looking at
00:43:44like a log
00:43:45of decisions
00:43:46like city hall
00:43:47decisions
00:43:48and actually
00:43:48go ahead
00:43:49and give me
00:43:49intelligence politics
00:43:50we'll call it
00:43:50a difficulty
00:43:51of three
00:43:51uh
00:43:52I have
00:43:52technology
00:43:53so I'll just
00:43:53give somebody
00:43:54I have
00:43:54three politics
00:43:56I have
00:43:56technology
00:43:57I'll give
00:43:57someone
00:43:59I'll give
00:44:01someone else
00:44:01two
00:44:02I got
00:44:02three
00:44:03I can give
00:44:03you two
00:44:04great
00:44:05as you guys
00:44:05are rolling
00:44:06so this will
00:44:06be your
00:44:07downtime activity
00:44:08and you're
00:44:08helping with
00:44:09that
00:44:09so over
00:44:11the course
00:44:11of the night
00:44:11darkness man
00:44:12with your
00:44:12sort of
00:44:12technology aid
00:44:13I think
00:44:13you're
00:44:13like
00:44:14literally
00:44:14pulling
00:44:14records
00:44:15at night
00:44:15like
00:44:15sneaking
00:44:16into
00:44:16places
00:44:17that
00:44:17have
00:44:17like
00:44:17public
00:44:17records
00:44:18because
00:44:18sometimes
00:44:19that's
00:44:19not
00:44:19openly
00:44:20available
00:44:20like
00:44:21minutes
00:44:22yeah minutes
00:44:23of like
00:44:23public minutes
00:44:24are recorded
00:44:24but they're
00:44:25not necessarily
00:44:25up online
00:44:26somewhere easy
00:44:27to access
00:44:27Lou add two
00:44:28because I'm
00:44:29not rolling
00:44:29and this is
00:44:30your downtown
00:44:30so you can
00:44:31get the two
00:44:32out of darkness
00:44:32man
00:44:33and I think
00:44:33also
00:44:34darkness man
00:44:35is just
00:44:35I just want
00:44:36to look
00:44:36into records
00:44:37of who's
00:44:37like cutting
00:44:38public funding
00:44:38and stuff
00:44:39just for
00:44:39like sort
00:44:40of my menu
00:44:40for who I'm
00:44:41going to eat
00:44:41later
00:44:41yeah I was
00:44:42going to say
00:44:42I'm really
00:44:43hungry
00:44:43and the only
00:44:44thing that
00:44:44feeds me
00:44:44is justice
00:44:45and we
00:44:45haven't had
00:44:46justice
00:44:46in a minute
00:44:47yeah that's
00:44:47true
00:44:47five successes
00:44:49Marisol
00:44:49Simano
00:44:51opposed
00:44:52closing bus
00:44:53routes
00:44:53you see
00:44:54there's actually
00:44:54an article
00:44:55in a small
00:44:55town newspaper
00:44:57about
00:44:58a bar
00:44:59that comes
00:45:00across your
00:45:00attention here
00:45:01on that high
00:45:01roll
00:45:02called Bud
00:45:03and Branch
00:45:03Bud and Branch
00:45:04was a really
00:45:05happening place
00:45:06that needed
00:45:06to close
00:45:07there was an
00:45:08article in the
00:45:08paper that it
00:45:09started closing
00:45:09down
00:45:09at 6pm
00:45:10and lost
00:45:11all its
00:45:12business
00:45:13it is still
00:45:13technically open
00:45:14but it lost
00:45:15a bunch of
00:45:15its business
00:45:16because it
00:45:16couldn't do
00:45:16dinner
00:45:16specifically
00:45:17because the
00:45:18young woman
00:45:19it was like
00:45:19a story of
00:45:20like young
00:45:21entrepreneurship
00:45:21in the town
00:45:22and this
00:45:23young woman
00:45:24who had spent
00:45:25all her money
00:45:26fixing it up
00:45:27after her dad
00:45:27passed away
00:45:28it was a place
00:45:28that he had
00:45:29tried to open
00:45:29up
00:45:30the city
00:45:30voted to
00:45:31close down
00:45:31a bus route
00:45:32and it was
00:45:33just a story
00:45:33about how
00:45:33the fact that
00:45:34this girl
00:45:34doesn't own a
00:45:35car
00:45:35and so she
00:45:36needed to
00:45:36close it
00:45:36because the
00:45:37last bus
00:45:38leaves at
00:45:396.30
00:45:40and she
00:45:40has to
00:45:41get to
00:45:41the bus
00:45:41to get
00:45:42home
00:45:42and it
00:45:42was just
00:45:43an article
00:45:43about city
00:45:44council
00:45:45cutting these
00:45:45bus routes
00:45:46cutting the
00:45:46guy Roy
00:45:47who was
00:45:47the meter
00:45:48Marisol
00:45:49voted against
00:45:50selling all
00:45:51the public
00:45:51parking to
00:45:52meter
00:45:53but that
00:45:54went through
00:45:55to fund
00:45:55what looks like
00:45:56a local
00:45:57reduction in
00:45:58property tax
00:45:59so they
00:46:00basically sold
00:46:01the parking
00:46:01to meter
00:46:02so that
00:46:02they
00:46:02capital
00:46:02well it
00:46:04goes
00:46:04if they
00:46:04save money
00:46:05they
00:46:05pass it
00:46:06on
00:46:09H.J.
00:46:11loves trickle
00:46:11down
00:46:12economics
00:46:13the blood
00:46:13trickles down
00:46:14you look at
00:46:15the face
00:46:15and you see
00:46:16Helena
00:46:17who's the
00:46:17young business
00:46:18woman
00:46:19she's got
00:46:19a picture
00:46:20taken of her
00:46:20outside of
00:46:21the button
00:46:21branch
00:46:22sort of a
00:46:23bad photo
00:46:23of her
00:46:24that looks
00:46:24sort of like
00:46:24a candid
00:46:25because it
00:46:25looks like
00:46:26a lot of
00:46:26her quotes
00:46:26were like
00:46:27I don't
00:46:27want this
00:46:27you see
00:46:28one of her
00:46:28quotes that
00:46:29article
00:46:29is I
00:46:29don't
00:46:29want
00:46:30this
00:46:30to be
00:46:30the
00:46:30first
00:46:30quote
00:46:31about
00:46:31my
00:46:31restaurant
00:46:32in this
00:46:33article
00:46:34I think
00:46:34that
00:46:35it's good
00:46:35to earmark
00:46:36this
00:46:36for when
00:46:36we're
00:46:37running
00:46:37a rival
00:46:38dog
00:46:40like
00:46:40restoring
00:46:41the bus
00:46:41routes
00:46:41could be
00:46:41one of
00:46:42our
00:46:42campaign
00:46:43promises
00:46:44and we're
00:46:44going with
00:46:45running
00:46:45the dog
00:46:46and not
00:46:46a human
00:46:47oh
00:46:49I mean
00:46:49I have never
00:46:50seen a more
00:46:50charismatic
00:46:51creature
00:46:51than bingo
00:46:52you did not
00:46:52see him
00:46:53but that
00:46:54bingo
00:46:54is a mare
00:46:55this is a
00:46:56two-prong
00:46:56offensive
00:46:57we'll be
00:46:58coming out
00:46:58from both
00:46:59angles
00:46:59great
00:47:00so you
00:47:01gathered that
00:47:01information up
00:47:02is there
00:47:02anyone else
00:47:02that wanted
00:47:03to grab
00:47:03information
00:47:03about the
00:47:04town
00:47:04as part
00:47:05of this
00:47:05downtime
00:47:05I think
00:47:06I'm going
00:47:07to do
00:47:07in support
00:47:09of the
00:47:10mayoral
00:47:11research
00:47:12and city
00:47:12council
00:47:13I want to
00:47:14look at the
00:47:14Whitakers
00:47:15and I'm
00:47:15wondering
00:47:15where does
00:47:16Barnaby
00:47:17Whitaker
00:47:18live
00:47:18and where
00:47:18does
00:47:19Eugene
00:47:19Douglas
00:47:20live
00:47:20that
00:47:21information
00:47:22is not
00:47:23publicly
00:47:24available
00:47:25their private
00:47:25addresses are not
00:47:26listed
00:47:26here's where
00:47:27I would like
00:47:28to help
00:47:28with that
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29because
00:47:30although I
00:47:31am lightly
00:47:32in a very
00:47:32manic pixie dream
00:47:33girl way
00:47:34working towards
00:47:35the horror
00:47:35festival
00:47:36I'm mostly
00:47:37working to
00:47:38insert myself
00:47:38into a
00:47:39throuple situation
00:47:40with Cal and
00:47:41Anna
00:47:41yes
00:47:43I think
00:47:43as part
00:47:43of these
00:47:44weeks
00:47:44we actually
00:47:44can
00:47:44because I'm
00:47:45hungry
00:47:45so the question
00:47:46is do you
00:47:46guys do
00:47:47your Friday
00:47:48movie night
00:47:49with the
00:47:50biz dev
00:47:51kids
00:47:51yeah
00:47:52for sure
00:47:52if we can
00:47:53yeah
00:47:53if the bar
00:47:54will let us
00:47:55yeah
00:47:55what did
00:47:55Mike end up
00:47:56saying
00:47:56oh yeah
00:47:57I set up
00:47:57a really
00:47:58plush
00:47:59blanket
00:47:59situation
00:48:00and place
00:48:01myself
00:48:01between
00:48:01Cal and
00:48:02Anna
00:48:03hell yes
00:48:03so Cal
00:48:04is going
00:48:04to come
00:48:05to that
00:48:05so we'll
00:48:06make that
00:48:06part of the
00:48:07downtime
00:48:07as well
00:48:08I think
00:48:09that what
00:48:09I want
00:48:09you to do
00:48:10is give
00:48:11me
00:48:12charisma
00:48:14and
00:48:15finance
00:48:15four for
00:48:17finance
00:48:18three for
00:48:19charisma
00:48:19can I help
00:48:20with my
00:48:21finance
00:48:21you can
00:48:22add a die
00:48:22to this
00:48:23roll
00:48:23from H.J
00:48:24and I'm not
00:48:24going to lie
00:48:25to you
00:48:25it's going
00:48:25to require
00:48:26six successes
00:48:27here
00:48:27can I
00:48:28rouse
00:48:28you want
00:48:29to do
00:48:29a blood
00:48:29surge
00:48:30a blood
00:48:30surge
00:48:30yeah
00:48:30yeah
00:48:31absolutely
00:48:31I succeed
00:48:32nice
00:48:33okay
00:48:33so you don't
00:48:34get hungrier
00:48:35and I get
00:48:35to add
00:48:36two dice
00:48:36to add
00:48:37two dice
00:48:37how many
00:48:37dice
00:48:38are you
00:48:38rolling
00:48:38right
00:48:38now
00:48:38I'm
00:48:38currently
00:48:39at
00:48:39one
00:48:39two
00:48:39three
00:48:39four
00:48:40five
00:48:40six
00:48:40seven
00:48:40eight
00:48:41nine
00:48:41ten
00:48:41okay
00:48:43and then
00:48:43you can
00:48:44willpower
00:48:45after
00:48:46willpower
00:48:46afterwards
00:48:47this is a
00:48:48charisma
00:48:48related
00:48:49roll
00:48:49can I use
00:48:50my
00:48:50awe
00:48:50to add
00:48:51two
00:48:52from
00:48:52presence
00:48:52if you
00:48:53get
00:48:53Mike
00:48:54in person
00:48:54at the
00:48:54bar
00:48:55yes
00:48:55oh
00:48:56okay
00:48:57so cool
00:48:57you're
00:48:58yeah
00:48:58you go to
00:48:58the bar
00:48:59I go to
00:48:59the bar
00:49:00to talk
00:49:00to Mike
00:49:00about the
00:49:01event
00:49:01I planned
00:49:02there
00:49:02without
00:49:02his
00:49:03without
00:49:03his knowledge
00:49:05or
00:49:07six
00:49:08successes
00:49:09okay
00:49:10okay
00:49:11willpower
00:49:12and then
00:49:12I can
00:49:13willpower
00:49:13for an
00:49:16additional
00:49:16three
00:49:16successes
00:49:17wow
00:49:17nine
00:49:19success
00:49:20Mike
00:49:20is a
00:49:22much
00:49:23older
00:49:23former
00:49:24biker
00:49:25settled
00:49:25down
00:49:25in
00:49:26perpy
00:49:26he's
00:49:27short
00:49:27he's got
00:49:28thick
00:49:29white
00:49:29hair
00:49:30on
00:49:30these
00:49:30super
00:49:31tan
00:49:31older
00:49:33Italian
00:49:33guy
00:49:34he's
00:49:34got
00:49:34this
00:49:34like
00:49:35intense
00:49:36energy
00:49:37stooped
00:49:37over
00:49:37as you
00:49:39walk
00:49:39in
00:49:40you
00:49:40read
00:49:41this
00:49:41guy
00:49:42as
00:49:42an
00:49:43easily
00:49:43pissed
00:49:44off
00:49:44dude
00:49:45how
00:49:45does
00:49:46Levante
00:49:46approach
00:49:47in that
00:49:47moment
00:49:47going up
00:49:48to this
00:49:48dude
00:49:48at his
00:49:49own
00:49:49bar
00:49:50sorry
00:49:51I would have
00:49:52been here
00:49:52earlier
00:49:53but
00:49:53all these
00:49:53fucking
00:49:54speed bumps
00:49:55in town
00:49:56you're telling
00:49:57me these
00:49:58fucking
00:49:58speed bumps
00:49:58I'm telling
00:49:59you man
00:49:59it's a
00:50:00it's a
00:50:01fucking
00:50:01I mean
00:50:02drive the
00:50:03fucking speed
00:50:03limit won't be
00:50:04a problem
00:50:04it's these
00:50:05fucking
00:50:05asshole
00:50:05kids
00:50:06that move
00:50:06in here
00:50:06they don't
00:50:07have any
00:50:07sense of
00:50:07responsibility
00:50:08they don't
00:50:08have any
00:50:08sense of
00:50:08roost
00:50:09in a
00:50:09fucking
00:50:09I'm so
00:50:09fucking
00:50:09tired of
00:50:10this
00:50:10generation
00:50:10you know
00:50:11these people
00:50:12are so
00:50:13entitled
00:50:13you this
00:50:13guy Levante
00:50:14yeah that's
00:50:15me sorry
00:50:15hey
00:50:16are you
00:50:16Mike
00:50:16I'm Mike
00:50:17man
00:50:17nice to meet you
00:50:18incredible
00:50:18yes
00:50:20what am I
00:50:20doing here
00:50:21you're doing
00:50:21something in the
00:50:22parking lot
00:50:22yeah I'm
00:50:23doing something
00:50:23in the
00:50:23parking lot
00:50:24but I
00:50:24want to
00:50:24do
00:50:24something
00:50:24bigger
00:50:24I
00:50:25want to
00:50:25do
00:50:25something
00:50:25for
00:50:25you
00:50:28all right
00:50:28as people
00:50:29trying to
00:50:29do me
00:50:29a favor
00:50:30just trying
00:50:30to put
00:50:30a crick
00:50:30in my
00:50:30neck
00:50:31what are
00:50:31you trying
00:50:31to do
00:50:33I want
00:50:34to help
00:50:34you run
00:50:34this bar
00:50:36I don't
00:50:36really know
00:50:37that I need
00:50:37a lot of
00:50:38help running
00:50:38this bar
00:50:38to be honest
00:50:39with you
00:50:39what history
00:50:41do you have
00:50:41in the
00:50:42bar industry
00:50:43I came out
00:50:44of San
00:50:45Francisco
00:50:47and I've
00:50:47done a few
00:50:49you know
00:50:49kind of
00:50:50easy going
00:50:51places
00:50:51you know
00:50:52just for
00:50:53normal folk
00:50:54none of this
00:50:55fucking
00:50:56frills
00:50:56on the
00:50:57you know
00:50:57everyone
00:50:58everyone's always
00:50:58putting flowers
00:50:59on their cocktails
00:51:00now
00:51:00none of that
00:51:00shit
00:51:01I like ice
00:51:02I like a
00:51:03stiff drink
00:51:04I like it
00:51:05quick
00:51:06easy
00:51:06fast
00:51:07and I think
00:51:08I can make
00:51:08you a lot
00:51:09of money
00:51:09you know
00:51:10we do all right
00:51:12I mean
00:51:12we get by
00:51:12and you can
00:51:13smell the
00:51:14septic leak
00:51:15back in the
00:51:15bathroom
00:51:17as he goes
00:51:17like
00:51:18you know
00:51:18we
00:51:19yeah
00:51:19problems
00:51:20we got problems
00:51:20every business
00:51:21got problems
00:51:21but
00:51:21you know
00:51:22the
00:51:23you
00:51:23you
00:51:24you
00:51:25you
00:51:26you
00:51:26working for
00:51:26one of these
00:51:26big chains
00:51:27one of these
00:51:27big multinationals
00:51:28or something like that
00:51:29fuck that
00:51:31I'm tired of that
00:51:32shit man
00:51:33I'm interested in
00:51:34working with people
00:51:34you know
00:51:35and I can tell you
00:51:36got some problems
00:51:36around here
00:51:37the
00:51:37you know
00:51:38the
00:51:38you know
00:51:39all of that
00:51:40yeah
00:51:41that's stuff I can
00:51:42take care of
00:51:42that's stuff I want
00:51:43to take care of
00:51:44he says
00:51:44let's go sit in the
00:51:45corner
00:51:45he goes into the
00:51:46booth and says
00:51:46what are we talking
00:51:47numbers wise
00:51:50I mean
00:51:50I'm ballparking
00:51:52your repairs
00:51:53at a quarter mil
00:51:55his eyes go
00:51:56wide
00:51:57that's the kind
00:51:58of money you can
00:51:58cover
00:51:59I mean
00:52:01when we put in
00:52:02the food truck
00:52:03in the parking lot
00:52:05I mean
00:52:05we can
00:52:05we can go a little
00:52:06bit further
00:52:06food truck
00:52:08you can
00:52:09talk with Mike
00:52:10and convince him
00:52:12to let you in
00:52:13I want you to
00:52:14roll your resources
00:52:15dice
00:52:15and come up
00:52:17with at least
00:52:17half successes
00:52:18on there
00:52:19so rolling for
00:52:20rolling for
00:52:21you want two
00:52:21successes here
00:52:24three successes
00:52:25nice
00:52:26you acquire
00:52:28this resource
00:52:29in such a way
00:52:29that does not
00:52:30diminish
00:52:31your resources
00:52:31capacity
00:52:32you join in
00:52:34as a minority
00:52:35stakeholder
00:52:36in Mike's bar
00:52:38basically buying in
00:52:40and he's drawing up
00:52:41that paperwork
00:52:41but you got people
00:52:43in there the next
00:52:43day fixing the
00:52:44septic tank
00:52:44and what's more
00:52:45is you have
00:52:46permission
00:52:46he puts up
00:52:47flyers in the
00:52:48bar about the
00:52:48movie night
00:52:49on Friday
00:52:50and I get one
00:52:51little smoke
00:52:51machine
00:52:52get a little
00:52:53smoke machine
00:52:53in there
00:52:54yeah you can
00:52:55tell that there's
00:52:56just something
00:52:56in how you hold
00:52:57yourself as you
00:52:58talk to this guy
00:52:58this is a dude
00:52:59who under any
00:53:00other circumstance
00:53:01would have told
00:53:02anyone coming in
00:53:03here talking to him
00:53:03about his business
00:53:04to go fuck off
00:53:05but there's just
00:53:06an air about you
00:53:07that is supernatural
00:53:09and otherworldly
00:53:10in the same way
00:53:11that Madeline
00:53:11was holding herself
00:53:12against the Jasmine
00:53:13by the English
00:53:13department
00:53:14you walk in
00:53:15looking like money
00:53:17and this guy
00:53:18looks at you
00:53:19and cannot see
00:53:19anything other
00:53:20than a brighter
00:53:22future for himself
00:53:23you
00:53:26sate your own
00:53:28hunger
00:53:28for dominion
00:53:30over this place
00:53:31and buy into
00:53:32the bar
00:53:33at that Friday
00:53:33movie night
00:53:34you meet Cal
00:53:36Whitaker
00:53:36for the first time
00:53:37looking out
00:53:37he goes
00:53:38Madeline nice to meet
00:53:39you
00:53:40you must be Cal
00:53:41what a pleasure
00:53:42hey nice to meet
00:53:43you welcome
00:53:44welcome
00:53:44so nice to meet
00:53:45you wow
00:53:46it's so crazy
00:53:47with the same
00:53:48with Anna
00:53:48I feel like
00:53:49I've just known
00:53:49you for so long
00:53:52that's really nice
00:53:53I appreciate that
00:53:54Cal have you
00:53:54ever been
00:53:55to Nice
00:53:57no
00:53:58with France
00:53:59yes
00:53:59no I've been
00:54:00to Paris
00:54:00but I've never
00:54:01been to Nice
00:54:01really
00:54:02yeah
00:54:02do you like Paris
00:54:03I love Paris
00:54:04oh my god
00:54:05that's amazing
00:54:06the food
00:54:06the art
00:54:07there's so much
00:54:08art there
00:54:08I went
00:54:09you know
00:54:09it's funny
00:54:09is we went
00:54:10to the Louvre
00:54:11and I was
00:54:12talking to
00:54:12one of the
00:54:13people there
00:54:14because
00:54:15my dad
00:54:16knows some
00:54:16of the
00:54:18people that
00:54:18work there
00:54:19and I work
00:54:20in a gallery
00:54:20here
00:54:20so we wrote
00:54:21the whole thing
00:54:22off
00:54:22but I was
00:54:23basically like
00:54:24you know
00:54:24hey
00:54:26there's some
00:54:26amazing stuff
00:54:27here
00:54:27like they had
00:54:28this one
00:54:28painting
00:54:28the Mona Lisa
00:54:29that was like
00:54:31that was
00:54:32basically
00:54:32like
00:54:33you know
00:54:34it's basically
00:54:34just like
00:54:34a drawing
00:54:34of a woman
00:54:35it's just
00:54:35sitting there
00:54:36and what's
00:54:37crazy is that
00:54:38it's like
00:54:39this
00:54:39like she's
00:54:40staring into
00:54:40your heart
00:54:41can I show you
00:54:41something
00:54:42yes
00:54:43staring into
00:54:43my what
00:54:44your heart
00:54:45yeah well
00:54:46the point is
00:54:46that like
00:54:46it's a one
00:54:47of a kind
00:54:47painting
00:54:48and the
00:54:49he pulls
00:54:50out a font
00:54:50shows you
00:54:50something
00:54:51and he goes
00:54:51see this
00:54:53and he shows
00:54:53you a picture
00:54:54of the Mona Lisa
00:54:54that's
00:54:55wow you were
00:54:56so far away
00:54:57from it
00:54:57but you got
00:54:58all that
00:54:58from it
00:54:59well no
00:54:59it's the
00:55:02I
00:55:02I had this
00:55:03idea
00:55:03I pitched them
00:55:04about it
00:55:04which would
00:55:04basically be
00:55:06do you
00:55:07it's sort
00:55:08of
00:55:08you see
00:55:08he sort
00:55:09of gets
00:55:09embarrassed
00:55:09and you see
00:55:10he looks
00:55:10over at Anna
00:55:11and Anna's
00:55:11like you don't
00:55:12you don't have to
00:55:12say it
00:55:13and he goes
00:55:13well no
00:55:13just
00:55:15I was going
00:55:16to do a thing
00:55:16with them
00:55:17about partnering
00:55:17with the
00:55:19art gallery
00:55:20here in
00:55:20Perpi
00:55:20to do a
00:55:21limited collection
00:55:23of these
00:55:23do you know
00:55:24what a non
00:55:24fungible token
00:55:25is
00:55:26no but
00:55:27it sounds
00:55:28so interesting
00:55:29why don't
00:55:29you tell
00:55:29me all
00:55:30about it
00:55:30he looks
00:55:31at Anna
00:55:31and says
00:55:32it is
00:55:33interesting
00:55:34actually
00:55:34it is
00:55:35really
00:55:35interesting
00:55:36what is
00:55:36a fungible
00:55:37token
00:55:38well a fungible
00:55:39token is just
00:55:40any you know
00:55:40like I guess
00:55:41I don't know
00:55:43a fungible
00:55:44the thing
00:55:45about a non
00:55:46fungible token
00:55:46what that's
00:55:47crazy
00:55:47my hand
00:55:47is on
00:55:48his chest
00:55:49that is
00:55:50crazy
00:55:51yeah
00:55:51any kind
00:55:52of token
00:55:52is a fungible
00:55:53token
00:55:56this conversation
00:55:57is happening
00:55:57right now
00:55:58I had multiple
00:55:59bars here
00:55:59in Los Angeles
00:56:00usually he looks
00:56:01and says
00:56:02my idea was
00:56:02that people
00:56:03could go to
00:56:04the Louvre
00:56:04and see
00:56:05their like
00:56:06physical one
00:56:07and then they
00:56:08could come to
00:56:09the gallery
00:56:09here in Perpi
00:56:10and we'd have
00:56:11a QR code
00:56:11in the gallery
00:56:12that they could
00:56:13get
00:56:13there would be
00:56:14like a scavenger
00:56:15hunt
00:56:15and whoever
00:56:15came here
00:56:16you would get
00:56:17the world's
00:56:18only NFT
00:56:20of the Mona Lisa
00:56:21that is so
00:56:22creative
00:56:23and it would
00:56:24be a way
00:56:24to like
00:56:24drive
00:56:25business
00:56:25here
00:56:28you look
00:56:28so sad
00:56:30my dad
00:56:30didn't go
00:56:31for it
00:56:31what a mournful
00:56:32boy
00:56:32yeah
00:56:33my dad
00:56:33didn't go
00:56:33for it
00:56:34your dad
00:56:34is an
00:56:34idiot
00:56:37beautiful
00:56:40they're making
00:56:41out through
00:56:41the whole
00:56:42of the
00:56:43American Psycho
00:56:43all three
00:56:44of us
00:56:44are just
00:56:44writhing
00:56:45on a
00:56:45you see
00:56:46as the
00:56:47three of
00:56:47you are
00:56:47making
00:56:47out
00:56:48Ana
00:56:48keeps
00:56:48going
00:56:48this is
00:56:49the
00:56:49first
00:56:50time
00:56:50this is
00:56:51the first
00:56:51time
00:56:52in the
00:56:53timeline
00:56:53that this
00:56:54is happening
00:56:56so you guys
00:56:57connect with
00:56:57Cal
00:56:58Cal
00:56:58fully spills
00:56:59the beans
00:57:00about his
00:57:01family
00:57:02great
00:57:02and I think
00:57:03you have a
00:57:03full family
00:57:04tree
00:57:05of the
00:57:05Whitakers
00:57:06incredible
00:57:06and I have
00:57:07a power
00:57:08called
00:57:09lingering kiss
00:57:10which
00:57:11means that
00:57:12my
00:57:13mortals
00:57:13that I
00:57:14feed upon
00:57:14become addicted
00:57:15to my kiss
00:57:16and seek me
00:57:17out for more
00:57:18incredible
00:57:19you can tell
00:57:20that Cal
00:57:20and Ana
00:57:21are both
00:57:21obsessed
00:57:22with you
00:57:22naturally
00:57:25you sense
00:57:26something
00:57:27interesting
00:57:27here though
00:57:28with your
00:57:28auspice
00:57:28your sense
00:57:29the unseen
00:57:29you sense
00:57:30that only
00:57:31Ana
00:57:31is compelled
00:57:32supernaturally
00:57:34you sense
00:57:35that it is
00:57:36simply
00:57:37Cal's
00:57:41obsessive
00:57:41and kind
00:57:42of entitled
00:57:43nature
00:57:43that causes
00:57:44him to be
00:57:44obsessed
00:57:45with you
00:57:45something
00:57:46about
00:57:46your normal
00:57:47supernatural
00:57:48effect
00:57:48does not
00:57:49seem
00:57:49to be
00:57:50taking
00:57:50place
00:57:50on Cal
00:57:51in this
00:57:52moment
00:57:52I will
00:57:53go
00:57:53and tell
00:57:54this
00:57:54information
00:57:54to
00:57:55H.J.
00:57:56Hell yeah
00:57:56which one
00:57:57is his
00:57:58dad
00:57:58oh
00:57:59which one
00:57:59is his
00:58:00dad
00:58:00is it
00:58:01Barnaby
00:58:01is his
00:58:01dad
00:58:02that's
00:58:02his grandfather
00:58:03okay
00:58:03and then
00:58:04Rachel
00:58:04is his
00:58:04aunt
00:58:05Rachel
00:58:06is
00:58:06one
00:58:07of
00:58:07his
00:58:07aunts
00:58:08Rachel
00:58:09is actually
00:58:09married
00:58:09into
00:58:09the
00:58:10family
00:58:10Rachel
00:58:10okay
00:58:11Rachel
00:58:11so
00:58:12they've
00:58:12got
00:58:12the
00:58:12wives
00:58:12doing
00:58:13the
00:58:13work
00:58:13for
00:58:13them
00:58:13yes
00:58:14it
00:58:14looks
00:58:14like
00:58:15interesting
00:58:15so
00:58:15Rachel
00:58:16is
00:58:17Leanne
00:58:17Whitaker's
00:58:18the
00:58:19family
00:58:19spread
00:58:20is like
00:58:20this
00:58:21he
00:58:22describes
00:58:22a kind
00:58:23of
00:58:25malevolent
00:58:27older
00:58:27grandfather
00:58:28figure
00:58:28Barnaby
00:58:29whose
00:58:29wife
00:58:30his
00:58:30grandmother
00:58:30Marion
00:58:31has been
00:58:32deceased
00:58:32for many
00:58:32years
00:58:33Barnaby
00:58:34is living
00:58:35in an
00:58:35old
00:58:35mance
00:58:36in the
00:58:36hills
00:58:36outside
00:58:37of town
00:58:37and long
00:58:38ago
00:58:39there was
00:58:39a brief
00:58:40period
00:58:40time
00:58:40where Barnaby
00:58:41was living
00:58:41at Silver
00:58:42Meadows
00:58:42as a
00:58:43kind
00:58:43of
00:58:44statement
00:58:44of how
00:58:45wonderful
00:58:46Silver
00:58:46Meadows
00:58:46is
00:58:47but
00:58:47actually
00:58:48and
00:58:48maintains
00:58:49a
00:58:49living
00:58:50space
00:58:51at
00:58:51Silver
00:58:51Meadows
00:58:51he has
00:58:52the
00:58:52nicest
00:58:52department
00:58:52but he
00:58:52doesn't
00:58:53use
00:58:53it
00:58:53got it
00:58:55his
00:58:55son
00:58:56his eldest
00:58:56son
00:58:56Florian
00:58:57Whitaker
00:58:59has a job
00:59:00running
00:59:00the credit
00:59:01union
00:59:01in town
00:59:02Silver
00:59:03Springs
00:59:03credit
00:59:04union
00:59:04you see
00:59:04that
00:59:04the credit
00:59:05union
00:59:05has
00:59:05a
00:59:05mission
00:59:06and you
00:59:07recognize
00:59:07the writing
00:59:08as being
00:59:08very similar
00:59:09to the
00:59:09writing
00:59:09of how
00:59:10Silver
00:59:10Meadows
00:59:11is set
00:59:12up
00:59:12where
00:59:13all the
00:59:13language
00:59:14is right
00:59:15there's
00:59:15all this
00:59:15like
00:59:15very
00:59:16human
00:59:16izing
00:59:16language
00:59:17the credit
00:59:18union
00:59:18is like
00:59:18for people
00:59:19that want
00:59:20to keep
00:59:20their money
00:59:20in
00:59:21perpy
00:59:21got it
00:59:22but it's
00:59:22kind of
00:59:22it's maybe
00:59:23got a little
00:59:23bit of like
00:59:25the company
00:59:26store
00:59:26kind of a vibe
00:59:27a little
00:59:27bit
00:59:27yes
00:59:28absolutely
00:59:28there's
00:59:29his son
00:59:30Cal
00:59:30Cal
00:59:30is the
00:59:31art
00:59:31gallery
00:59:31curator
00:59:32Cal
00:59:33is Florian's
00:59:34son
00:59:34Cal
00:59:34is Florian's
00:59:35son
00:59:36he also
00:59:36shares that
00:59:37his mother
00:59:38Elizabeth
00:59:38and his dad
00:59:39are going
00:59:39through a
00:59:39very rough
00:59:40divorce
00:59:40right now
00:59:41he has a
00:59:42younger sister
00:59:44Camelia
00:59:44who is going
00:59:45to a private
00:59:47school in town
00:59:47Our Lady
00:59:48of the Warm
00:59:49Embrace
00:59:49which is a
00:59:50private
00:59:50Catholic
00:59:51high school
00:59:51and then
00:59:52he has an
00:59:53uncle
00:59:53Jonathan
00:59:54who's married
00:59:55to his
00:59:56aunt Catherine
00:59:56uncle Jonathan
00:59:57is a lawyer
00:59:58he has three
00:59:59cousins over
00:59:59there
01:00:00and then
01:00:01his aunt
01:00:02Leanne
01:00:02is married
01:00:03to Rachel
01:00:03and they
01:00:05are
01:00:05they do not
01:00:06have any
01:00:06children
01:00:07his uncle
01:00:08Jonathan
01:00:09is a lawyer
01:00:11and the
01:00:12head of a
01:00:12law firm
01:00:13that handles
01:00:14human resources
01:00:16for the city
01:00:17so in the last
01:00:18couple years
01:00:18when the city
01:00:18has been just
01:00:19cutting all
01:00:20its stuff
01:00:20one of the
01:00:21things it did
01:00:21was cut
01:00:22its own
01:00:22personnel
01:00:23department
01:00:23and farm
01:00:25out to
01:00:25his uncle's
01:00:26private law
01:00:26firm
01:00:26anyone else
01:00:27looking out
01:00:28for anything
01:00:28here in
01:00:29downtime
01:00:30I have one
01:00:31retainer
01:00:32I'd like to
01:00:33hire
01:00:35someone
01:00:36there
01:00:36I'd like to
01:00:37look through
01:00:38the resumes
01:00:38people are
01:00:40coming with
01:00:41their resumes
01:00:41absolutely
01:00:42there is a
01:00:43young man
01:00:44who has
01:00:45a stacked
01:00:46resume
01:00:46it looks like
01:00:47he's an
01:00:47econ major
01:00:48here
01:00:49rather than
01:00:49a business
01:00:50major
01:00:50but it looks
01:00:51like that
01:00:51is towards
01:00:52because there's
01:00:53not really
01:00:53like a great
01:00:54business department
01:00:55at the state
01:00:55university
01:00:57his name is
01:00:58Tyler Morimoto
01:00:59and you see
01:01:00he comes up to
01:01:00you at the
01:01:01movie night
01:01:01and goes
01:01:02hi Mr. Worthy
01:01:04yeah
01:01:05awesome movie night
01:01:06I love this movie so much
01:01:08oh yeah
01:01:08me too
01:01:09huge fan
01:01:09I wanted to give you
01:01:11a resume
01:01:11because the flyer
01:01:12was very specific
01:01:13about asking for that
01:01:14but also
01:01:16I actually made
01:01:17a deck
01:01:17and he takes
01:01:19a USB
01:01:19flash drive
01:01:20and hands it to you
01:01:21and you see
01:01:22that it says
01:01:23very aspirationally
01:01:25Morimoto
01:01:26ink
01:01:26on it
01:01:27look at that
01:01:28you already
01:01:30you certified
01:01:30oh no
01:01:32I haven't gotten
01:01:33the funds together
01:01:33to incorporate
01:01:34but you're a dreamer
01:01:35yeah
01:01:36you believe
01:01:37yeah
01:01:38you eat what you kill
01:01:39kill it every day
01:01:40congratulations you're hired
01:01:41eat it every
01:01:42yep
01:01:43eat it every day
01:01:44I shove a cigar
01:01:44in his mouth
01:01:45he goes
01:01:46oh hi
01:01:47where'd I come from
01:01:48H.J.
01:01:49H.J.
01:01:52my business partner
01:01:53oh wow
01:01:54awesome
01:01:55are you
01:01:56are you
01:01:57are you set up
01:01:58in town
01:01:59oh yeah
01:01:59awesome
01:02:01well that's great
01:02:02I'm super excited
01:02:04I'm graduating
01:02:05this year
01:02:06and I am
01:02:07I'm in it to win it
01:02:08fantastic
01:02:09we're gonna bring you on
01:02:09as an internship
01:02:10to start
01:02:11and then if we like
01:02:12what we see
01:02:13we'll consider hiring you
01:02:14full time
01:02:16this is awesome
01:02:18and hey
01:02:19this is a two way street
01:02:20you bring me ideas
01:02:21I bring you ideas
01:02:22we work together
01:02:23we build something great
01:02:24and listen
01:02:25I want you to know
01:02:26you put me in
01:02:27because I looked up
01:02:28I did my research
01:02:29and I know that
01:02:29we're the industries
01:02:30you have holdings
01:02:31all over the place
01:02:31but the fact that
01:02:32you're in Perpi
01:02:33is really awesome
01:02:33because I think
01:02:34there's a lot of
01:02:35potential in this town
01:02:36this fucking guy
01:02:37this fucking guy
01:02:38right here
01:02:39wow
01:02:39yeah
01:02:40and you actually
01:02:41look and see
01:02:42he has a weird thing
01:02:43in his resume
01:02:44it's kind of gauche
01:02:45for him to list it
01:02:46but he got into Stanford
01:02:47and he lists that
01:02:48he was accepted
01:02:49to Stanford
01:02:50on his resume
01:02:51why'd you choose
01:02:51Perpi over Stanford
01:02:56my grandpa
01:02:57is at Dignity
01:02:59Senior Living Solutions
01:03:00and he just needs
01:03:03he just needs
01:03:04someone around
01:03:04it's beautiful
01:03:06genuinely beautiful
01:03:07really tight handshake
01:03:08so I would love
01:03:09so like
01:03:10I just think
01:03:11that this town
01:03:13people write it off
01:03:15and they shouldn't
01:03:16this guy's speaking
01:03:17my fucking language
01:03:19yeah this guy
01:03:19where'd he come
01:03:20where'd you come from
01:03:21tell you
01:03:22we do business
01:03:22in a unique way
01:03:24so we're gonna
01:03:24we're gonna onboard you
01:03:26in a very
01:03:26we're gonna have a lot
01:03:27of meetings
01:03:27we do a lot of business
01:03:29in Hong Kong
01:03:30if we're being honest
01:03:30we're pretty tied up
01:03:32during the day
01:03:33but
01:03:34we work
01:03:35twice as hard
01:03:36at night
01:03:36we got a whole
01:03:37another day
01:03:38exactly
01:03:38awesome
01:03:39two days
01:03:39one day
01:03:40yeah
01:03:40um
01:03:41I
01:03:42like
01:03:42I have
01:03:43I have
01:03:43like I have
01:03:44fasts during the day
01:03:45but night
01:03:46can be my
01:03:46daytime too
01:03:47well that's
01:03:47well looks like
01:03:48we're all synced
01:03:49looks like
01:03:49we're eating dinner
01:03:50together
01:03:51my favorite part
01:03:52of Patrick Bateman
01:03:53is that he does
01:03:53what he needs to
01:03:54yes
01:03:58you want to ride
01:03:59a scooter around
01:04:00yep
01:04:00goes a little bit
01:04:01faster than you
01:04:02I heard they're
01:04:02dangerous
01:04:02apparently a guy
01:04:03crashed into a pool
01:04:04yesterday
01:04:06cool
01:04:08not true
01:04:09for anyone that has
01:04:10not done anything
01:04:11I'll remind you that
01:04:12investigation can also
01:04:13be part of what you
01:04:14guys are doing here
01:04:14you can also be looking
01:04:15out if there are
01:04:17any other forces at
01:04:18work during these
01:04:19couple weeks of
01:04:20downtime
01:04:20I'm just gonna spend
01:04:21the entire time
01:04:22trying to learn the
01:04:23art of Pumite
01:04:25chill
01:04:27oh your book on
01:04:28the gumbaroo
01:04:29does arrive
01:04:29your book on like
01:04:30on northwestern stuff
01:04:31does get
01:04:32like Pacific Northwest
01:04:32like lumberjack
01:04:34mythology
01:04:34yeah I think I'm
01:04:35just reading
01:04:35mythology
01:04:36and doing like
01:04:38YouTube videos
01:04:38give me a cult
01:04:40and give me
01:04:41intelligence
01:04:42do I still have
01:04:44my hunger
01:04:44since it's over
01:04:45the course of a couple of years
01:04:46all of your hunger
01:04:46resets to one
01:04:47because we're in
01:04:47downtime
01:04:48and our willpower
01:04:49oh I got four
01:04:50willpower
01:04:51I got all four
01:04:51four successes
01:04:53incredible
01:04:53you look up
01:04:55and see that a gumbaroo
01:04:57is a cryptid
01:04:59of the Pacific Northwest
01:05:00it is a
01:05:02almost 100%
01:05:03hairless black bear
01:05:06that except for
01:05:07extremely bushy eyebrows
01:05:09and a hair on its chin
01:05:11its skin is said to be
01:05:14packed with charcoal soot
01:05:16and thick like an elephant's hide
01:05:18their skin is so thick
01:05:19that it can repel
01:05:21saws
01:05:21axes
01:05:22bullets
01:05:23knives
01:05:24but it is said to be
01:05:26highly flammable
01:05:27and the legend goes
01:05:29that they were most deadly
01:05:31because they often
01:05:32exploded
01:05:32they would get into
01:05:33lumber mills
01:05:34and blow up
01:05:35and you remember that
01:05:36the book that you ate
01:05:37it was dog-eared
01:05:38to the gumbaroo page
01:05:40it was
01:05:40I also wanted to order
01:05:42the anaconda one
01:05:43though I think that
01:05:44he was just looking at it
01:05:45because he was
01:05:46yeah so I didn't need
01:05:47to do that
01:05:49um
01:05:49yeah yeah
01:05:50so
01:05:51great
01:05:52so the gumbaroo
01:05:53that's good information
01:05:55yeah
01:05:55I think I'd also like
01:05:56to maybe um
01:05:57try out some like
01:05:58white hat hacker stuff
01:06:00maybe like
01:06:00go try and jam
01:06:02these parking meters
01:06:03that are making people
01:06:04sign up for an app
01:06:05and just like
01:06:06break them
01:06:07give me uh
01:06:08give me intelligence
01:06:09and computer
01:06:10what about crafting
01:06:11because it's gadgets
01:06:12unfortunately
01:06:13there are no physical
01:06:14meters anymore
01:06:15everything is a phone
01:06:16on a sign
01:06:17on a QR code
01:06:18oh okay
01:06:19so it would be computer
01:06:20yeah
01:06:20okay
01:06:20I gotta learn
01:06:22how to turn
01:06:22my gadgeteering
01:06:23okay so
01:06:24technology
01:06:25and intelligence
01:06:27um
01:06:29I think I really
01:06:30want this
01:06:30so I'm gonna
01:06:31rouse for
01:06:32yeah
01:06:33go for it
01:06:34I don't get hunger
01:06:35so I get two more
01:06:39all fails
01:06:40and
01:06:41a critical
01:06:42brutal
01:06:43a bestial failure
01:06:44rolling
01:06:45a bestial failure
01:06:47you are
01:06:48you are
01:06:48on your computer
01:06:49looking
01:06:49looking
01:06:49you're
01:06:50diving deep
01:06:51looking at meter
01:06:51you see
01:06:53a question
01:06:54on a perpy message board
01:06:55that
01:06:56links
01:06:57to another post
01:06:58someone says
01:06:59this is crazy
01:07:00this person's
01:07:01talking about perpy
01:07:02right
01:07:02and it links
01:07:03to a different
01:07:04subreddit
01:07:04subreddit
01:07:05you go to
01:07:06is
01:07:07a paranormal
01:07:08phenomenon
01:07:09subreddit
01:07:10and you see
01:07:10there is a post
01:07:11that says
01:07:12ghost people
01:07:13ate my husband
01:07:15the poster
01:07:16is
01:07:17Beth
01:07:18underscore
01:07:18Kelleher
01:07:19and it
01:07:20describes her
01:07:21saying
01:07:21the police
01:07:22are calling it
01:07:23missing persons
01:07:24but I know
01:07:25what I seen
01:07:26they came
01:07:27through the roof
01:07:28and they ate
01:07:29my husband
01:07:30they still
01:07:31got the hole
01:07:32how would it
01:07:34be a hallucination
01:07:35if there weren't
01:07:36if still
01:07:37a hole
01:07:37the hole's
01:07:39still there
01:07:40that's real
01:07:41I ain't crazy
01:07:42and there's a picture
01:07:43of a hole
01:07:44in a roof
01:07:44and a clean
01:07:45attic
01:07:46and she says
01:07:48here's the cops
01:07:49and you see
01:07:50that there's a cop
01:07:50standing in her
01:07:51front yard
01:07:52gesturing to a friend
01:07:53like
01:07:55sort of making
01:07:56a this
01:07:56like pointing
01:07:57a thumb
01:07:57at her
01:07:58you see that
01:07:59someone else
01:07:59goes like
01:08:00this happened
01:08:01to me too
01:08:01after I got
01:08:02vaccinated
01:08:03question mark
01:08:05and
01:08:06someone else
01:08:07there's a bunch
01:08:07of different
01:08:07posts on it
01:08:08there's another
01:08:09post that doesn't
01:08:10have too many
01:08:10up votes
01:08:11but says
01:08:12dm me
01:08:13I'd love
01:08:14to talk
01:08:14to you
01:08:15that one
01:08:15is
01:08:18erinbow02
01:08:19um
01:08:20b-o-w
01:08:21b-o-w
01:08:22yeah
01:08:22and that one
01:08:23was posted
01:08:23immediately
01:08:24after she posted
01:08:25it
01:08:25there's another
01:08:25one from a
01:08:26couple days
01:08:26ago
01:08:27that was a
01:08:28little bit
01:08:28different
01:08:28and says
01:08:29hi Beth
01:08:30you might be
01:08:31more right
01:08:32than you think
01:08:33there's a lot
01:08:33of ways
01:08:34people can
01:08:34make us
01:08:35doubt ourselves
01:08:36and think
01:08:36that we
01:08:37haven't seen
01:08:37something
01:08:38but obviously
01:08:39our world
01:08:40is filled
01:08:40with unexplainable
01:08:41phenomenon
01:08:41I'd love
01:08:42to come
01:08:43talk to
01:08:43you if
01:08:44I can
01:08:44and I've
01:08:45gotten my
01:08:45newspaper
01:08:45to shell
01:08:46out some
01:08:46money for
01:08:47me to do
01:08:47so
01:08:47posted from
01:08:49Nancy
01:08:49Danderhoof
01:08:50fuck
01:08:52Danderhoof
01:08:52fuck
01:08:53I need to know
01:08:54Kubite more
01:08:55more than ever
01:08:57we move
01:08:58out from
01:08:59the Coterie's
01:09:00Airbnb
01:09:01at a
01:09:02beautiful
01:09:04blue
01:09:04Plymouth
01:09:05Voyager
01:09:06a minivan
01:09:07that pulls
01:09:08into town
01:09:09as a
01:09:1051 year
01:09:11old
01:09:12woman
01:09:12who's
01:09:14last
01:09:14discovered
01:09:15clues
01:09:15of the
01:09:16presence
01:09:17of the
01:09:18kindred
01:09:18at the
01:09:19Henry
01:09:19Dorley Zoo
01:09:20and Aquarium
01:09:21who has
01:09:22just driven
01:09:22across the
01:09:23country
01:09:24from Omaha
01:09:25Nebraska
01:09:25and that's
01:09:27all for
01:09:27this episode
01:09:28of Dimension
01:09:2920
01:09:29City Council
01:09:30of Darkness
01:09:31she works
01:09:32for the
01:09:33Omaha
01:09:33Sunday
01:09:33Scoop
01:09:36you got
01:09:37robbed
01:09:37yeah
01:09:37why who
01:09:38we don't
01:09:39know yet
01:09:39what they
01:09:39took
01:09:39but a
01:09:40guy busted
01:09:40in
01:09:41Cal sells
01:09:42NFTs
01:09:42do we need
01:09:43to protect
01:09:43him
01:09:44from like
01:09:44a blood
01:09:45bag
01:09:45perspective
01:09:46yes
01:09:47there's
01:09:47blood bags
01:09:47freaking
01:09:48everywhere
01:09:48for you
01:09:49I think
01:09:49it's time
01:09:50we befriended
01:09:51a few
01:09:51of the boys
01:09:52in blue
01:09:52I think
01:09:53so too
01:09:53D
01:09:54yes
01:09:54nah
01:09:55it's
01:09:56so sweet
01:09:56this seems
01:09:57like such
01:09:58a fucking
01:09:58bad idea
01:09:59that's my
01:09:59idea
01:10:00I knew it
01:10:00listen man
01:10:01we know him
01:10:02no one gives
01:10:03me a fucking
01:10:03shot
01:10:04we have to
01:10:05tell everyone
01:10:05how fucked
01:10:06we are
01:10:07we're so fucked
01:10:08what could he
01:10:08take
01:10:09he can't take
01:10:09my pleasure
01:10:10oh
01:10:11what you guys
01:10:12haven't drowned
01:10:13a dog for
01:10:14for power
01:10:15and money
01:10:15oh grow up
01:10:16we have your
01:10:17last location
01:10:18Omaha Nebraska
01:10:19okay we have
01:10:19to leave
01:10:20we have to
01:10:20leave
01:10:20I signed up
01:10:22for the
01:10:22fucking
01:10:23metaphors
01:10:23we got
01:10:2410 pumpkins
01:10:25triple wick
01:10:26going full tilt
01:10:28otherwise
01:10:28even smells
01:10:29crazy to us
01:10:29in here
01:10:3010 pumpkins
01:10:31otherwise
01:10:32it smells
01:10:33crazy
01:10:33I'm sorry
01:10:34I'll see you next time.
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