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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:13And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:22Now she would know the truth.
00:00:25She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:45The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:50Resets the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:10The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:36His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And lower.
00:01:44And.
00:01:47Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:49So.
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling.
00:01:56Right?
00:01:57Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:59Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth.
00:02:03Right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:08We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:12Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29What?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:43What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:47Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT?
00:02:53Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:02I should be writing.
00:03:03Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:25Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:30You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3 p.m.
00:03:49Hurry.
00:03:50Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:56I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth, the biggest name in fiction.
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel.
00:04:33I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:37I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:42I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:46That hair.
00:04:47The face of a generation.
00:04:49Exactly.
00:04:51Normally, I can get any guy I want.
00:04:53Anytime I want.
00:04:55Just look at me.
00:04:56But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:01What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire?
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:36It's all just fiction.
00:05:38Made up.
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:43I'll double your next advance.
00:05:46How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:09Showtime.
00:06:23So we meet again.
00:06:26Guess I wasn't dreaming.
00:06:28Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:38Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking.
00:06:44Who's her friend?
00:06:47Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:07:00What were you saying about a party?
00:07:02My people will explain everything.
00:07:04Open.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer.
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:13I'm the stylist.
00:07:15I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up.
00:07:32I need a little flicker right here.
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:35Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:44You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:55Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03Ah, no.
00:08:04I hate parties.
00:08:05You know this.
00:08:06Oh, come on.
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen.
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:13Come on.
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what to say.
00:08:34Ryan.
00:08:35I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:38No!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:48Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:50Ah!
00:08:51Ah!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53I am so sorry.
00:08:55I didn't mean to.
00:08:56The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Come on.
00:09:03Lisa.
00:09:04A word!
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job!
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:13All will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:18Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:29Mmm.
00:09:29She's quiet.
00:09:30She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has an ethereal eroticism to her.
00:09:35Like a sexy alien.
00:09:38That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring.
00:09:40He'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus, I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa.
00:10:08What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16That was a bad joke.
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too, even if I'm not literally doing it.
00:10:23So.
00:10:25Max.
00:10:27What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer.
00:10:35Oh no.
00:10:36You know.
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles, I didn't mean literally.
00:10:40Now she's telling dad jokes.
00:10:46Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle.
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers always cold?
00:11:02No.
00:11:04No.
00:11:05Because they're surrounded by drafts.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:07Just.
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle, for the entertainment for the night.
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here.
00:11:19But.
00:11:20And please.
00:11:22Respect the personal space.
00:11:24Okay?
00:11:27Have a good night.
00:11:29No, sweet.
00:11:30Giselle.
00:11:31Just fucking stop.
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything.
00:11:36I warned you.
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana.
00:11:39Right.
00:11:40Now.
00:11:41Get out.
00:11:41Yes, dad.
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:43Ah!
00:11:45God.
00:11:47God.
00:11:48Can you let go of my hair, please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight.
00:11:53And it's all your fault.
00:11:55Give me another chance, please.
00:11:56As if.
00:11:58You're not a date doctor.
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author.
00:12:03Not in my company.
00:12:04No.
00:12:05I'm begging you, Ms. Von Klimt.
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal.
00:12:08I'm supporting my mom.
00:12:09She needs me.
00:12:09Please.
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa.
00:12:19Don't thank me.
00:12:21Go get me, my man.
00:12:30Nice pool.
00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom.
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days.
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it because I signed an NDA, but...
00:12:42The good news is I might be getting a big bonus if I don't screw things up.
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:48Except your dating life.
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:50Speaking of.
00:12:51I made you a Tinder profile.
00:12:52You already have matches.
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you.
00:12:59Maybe too sexy.
00:13:01Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while, but that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker.
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire was really a spinster in training from rural
00:13:14Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out.
00:13:18I have to get to work.
00:13:20I hadn't after you even saw him.
00:13:20I wouldn't have to jump with my Dad but the other writers who he thinks eventually is going to 2300.
00:13:23I like my mom with her fucks over it.
00:13:27I am probably nobody.
00:13:36Cuz…
00:13:40Hmm…
00:13:40I haven't had this than she чего-look at in India because endszione of an entire day with her time.
00:13:43Ah!
00:13:44Thank you very much for the cooking.
00:13:45We haven't heard about that Ram seas?
00:13:46That's okay!
00:13:47Maybe.
00:13:47Now, please hear people who you need to thank him.
00:13:48sine- tofu Trung!
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything that could help Ms. Von Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed!
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me. Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:22Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:24Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:27Okay?
00:14:40I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:51Think, Lisa. You're a writer. You know about books.
00:14:55Wait, I know.
00:14:57Withering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie. It does make me cry.
00:15:01Withering Heights? Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry too.
00:15:06It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:10You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:26Is this yours?
00:15:28I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:31You can admit you like me.
00:15:38Okay.
00:15:38Okay.
00:15:39I'm a fan.
00:15:41I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out.
00:15:44So, I was just rereading your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:50You read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer too.
00:15:54Miss Von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:55So I've heard.
00:16:02Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?
00:16:04Whoever said that, obviously spends no time in the library, because I'm here all the time.
00:16:11I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:16That's actually this new author.
00:16:19Have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how-
00:16:25I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:37Here we go.
00:16:40Oh, yes.
00:16:42I can't wait to read this.
00:16:44Could you take a picture of us?
00:16:46I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:50Okay.
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:07Not to brag, but I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:12Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:14Your place?
00:17:15Oh.
00:17:16Um.
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:21Oh, hmm.
00:17:33Hi.
00:17:35Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:37Hi, Pu-Poo.
00:17:41So cute.
00:17:43Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max with my kill.
00:17:51the library. Did he say anything about the other night? Tell me everything. It actually didn't come
00:18:01up. That could be good. Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon. You? What did I tell
00:18:09you about snaking my man? Pack your bags. You're out of here. Wait, wait. Let me explain. You're
00:18:20right. Max is a special case. My usual advice won't work. I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage. I just need some more time.
00:18:33Not a bad plan. What do you think, Poo-Poo? Should we trust her? I leave for New York this
00:18:46week. If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing
00:18:53deal. Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain. James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the
00:19:07gods. But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart. Then again, maybe
00:19:15he deserved to suffer. Who would read this self-pitying garbage? I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa! I almost forgot. Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:48Hi, Max. It's so good to see you. Same here. Come in. Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Water. Water's fine. Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa. You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost
00:20:22200 years. Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:32I leave for New York this week. If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're
00:20:38out of a job and a publishing deal. Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you. Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically. What do you want in a woman?
00:21:01Just look in the mirror.
00:21:06You joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle. I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:23What do you want to say?
00:21:30Lisa.
00:21:32It's a $50,000 book.
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:40Please let the book be okay.
00:21:47There's no damage.
00:21:50Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:04As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:07The subject matter is proving quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:15I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book. I just can't find the ending.
00:22:24When I have writer's block, I usually try to chalk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom. She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:31Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:36Sorry. Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:59Thanks for coming by and getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:05Anytime.
00:23:17Later, dude.
00:23:26As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:37Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:09I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:32My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:39I really needed this.
00:24:43I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome any time.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:51It's her house.
00:25:04Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:25It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:30Probably not where you think.
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:40You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:44It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:59Hmm.
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:15Hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Von Klimt.
00:26:51So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:54The love interest in your last novel, is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out of my writing.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:27Very different time.
00:27:30It's, it's hard to even imagine myself having a romantic bone in my body.
00:27:35Because all I do is write and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl, but she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:57She was type A, workaholic, obsessed with status and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Von Klimt.
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:08It used to be, yeah.
00:28:15But I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.
00:28:25If I decide to remarry, it's going to be someone who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:40Oh no, today was supposed to be platonic abort, abort!
00:28:45What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot, are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty.
00:28:49Oh, oh!
00:28:51Oh!
00:29:11You okay?
00:29:12Don't worry about that, that was nuts.
00:29:14Oh, hey!
00:29:17That's so mean!
00:29:30I'm so mean!
00:29:37I'm pruning!
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:50My phone!
00:30:00Jeez, is she psychic or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Klimt, hi!
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:13Um...
00:30:16Who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:22Show me!
00:30:22No!
00:30:23Of course not!
00:30:27Me likey!
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool, I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:34I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:37Music to my ears.
00:30:39Poopos too.
00:30:40I have good news as well.
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:48That's amazing!
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:52Poopoos got a poopoo.
00:30:59Hey.
00:31:01How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:03No little spot by the beach.
00:31:05I don't normally go out, but...
00:31:07Tonight feels special.
00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Von Klimt,
00:31:11your writing career is done for.
00:31:14What'd you say?
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:21Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:22Looks good.
00:31:23Fall's on our court.
00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:31But make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash-crab franchise, okay?
00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:43Max peddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:49If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:54Lisa?
00:31:56Sorry about that, I had a business call.
00:32:00What are you writing?
00:32:04Max, stop!
00:32:04Is this your diary?
00:32:07Oh no, Max has my journal.
00:32:09How could I be so stupid?
00:32:19On second thought, I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:28You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:40Yes, I have.
00:32:41Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:43In all seriousness, though, it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:50Weirdo?
00:32:51Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:09That was amazing.
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:21Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:28And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:30And you know my work.
00:33:32And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:36Max, I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:39You trust me?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:53I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:56Thanks.
00:34:01It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:10After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:16Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18In your place?
00:34:20That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:27Because if he does have other ideas, I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:34Check, please.
00:34:41Check, please.
00:35:00Careful, clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:23You make it easy.
00:35:26Max.
00:35:27They can't be.
00:35:35Oh my God, Max.
00:35:37Oh my God, Max.
00:35:38I'm not.
00:35:38You make it easy.
00:35:40Let's go.
00:35:41Shh.
00:35:43Shh.
00:35:45Shh.
00:35:49Shh.
00:35:50Shh.
00:35:51Shh.
00:35:58Shh.
00:36:06Shh.
00:36:22Wow, Lisa, I want you.
00:36:25You're in the cell.
00:36:43You're in the cell.
00:37:21What have I done?
00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh my gosh.
00:37:39Oh my gosh.
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:52Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:57No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:02Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:19It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me too.
00:38:46What's that?
00:39:00Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:13Where's Spector?
00:39:15When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:25Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:47Max!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:42Ma...
00:40:43Er...
00:40:44Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:48Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:55What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:04Everything's in my journal.
00:41:05Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:13Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Van Clemsen.
00:41:29Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:55Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:01Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:16You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:30I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:56Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:03Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, that should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:16We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:33Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:48Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:52Gotta go.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:58Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:07But I...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:24At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25At least I'll die happy.
00:45:21Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:34That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:43The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:53Lisa, do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:46:00I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:16I mean, James.
00:46:19You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:26Max!
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:29Oh, my God.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:30Giselle's home.
00:46:33Are you guys friends?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:38Why not?
00:46:41Because you're a private person.
00:46:43It's none of her business.
00:46:46You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:22You should come with.
00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:15Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:20Wuthering Heights?
00:48:21What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:25It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:27It makes me cry.
00:48:31It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00Well, I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:04I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:15Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:17I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:48So what?
00:49:49That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:50:00Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go last night?
00:50:06Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:35Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car's gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:59What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:56I...
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:03Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:11I...
00:52:13I...
00:52:30I...
00:52:38That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait, I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:58She's dead.
00:53:09I should go, or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:14I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa, but I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me as long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here. There's plenty of space.
00:53:41I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt? I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:49Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy, because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it, all right?
00:54:01Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:22I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:25One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us. About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary. I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth, or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:43Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But, Max.
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed,
00:55:53you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:29Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:34But no.
00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:41No.
00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:55You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:04I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:10But I never want to see your face at L.A. again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:17Now beat it.
00:57:26Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:32Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:35I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, though.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:01Here.
00:58:05So.
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:28No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better,
00:58:49but I do know something that might distract you.
00:59:17I have just returned from a visit to my landlord,
00:59:20the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England,
00:59:32I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:37so completely removed from the stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks,
01:00:37comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:13We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:20Now, you might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:47You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:26I will support it.
01:02:39And when people are treating, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking,
01:02:44Sheihar had never been so happy.
01:02:49i can't write romance with a broken heart this is torture
01:02:55hello mom i thought a little gift might improve your mood thanks mom you didn't have to your
01:03:03favorite author everyone's talking about the new book it's in oprah's book club
01:03:08i'm surprised i haven't seen you reading it i just didn't have the time thanks mom
01:03:40as james perused the library he saw a young woman in glasses crying over wuthering heights
01:03:47she felt his presence
01:03:52wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze
01:03:56james had lost the game of love but that didn't mean he never went again
01:04:03a happy ending he took my note
01:04:09maybe there's still hope for me
01:04:12billionaire author mk roth to wed ceo emu publishing
01:04:18they're getting married
01:04:27yes yes yes
01:04:29yes
01:04:30oh the skimming around got me so horny for you
01:04:54by this time next week we're gonna be rich because of that brilliant contract you made
01:05:09once you guys get married the book rights transfer to you
01:05:13the royalties alone are gonna solve your company's bankruptcy
01:05:16then we'll take max to hollywood whether he likes it or not
01:05:20the studios are dying for a movie version of the thorn tree
01:05:24or not a trilogy
01:05:25yeah
01:05:25a tv show
01:05:26crypto
01:05:27video games
01:05:28the possibilities are endless
01:05:30we just have to keep our secret a little longer
01:05:33i'll get rid of max as soon as possible
01:05:36good
01:05:37i hate sneaking around
01:05:38it would have been easier if that bitch lisa didn't almost fuck it up
01:05:43i guess you get what you pay for
01:05:45what do you mean
01:05:46oh i didn't tell you
01:05:48i've been paying her with her own money
01:05:51i've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:55you are so bad
01:06:07what is it honey bunch
01:06:09mom i think i have to tell you about what happened in la
01:06:19i couldn't tell max why i was really writing about him now he's marrying miss von klimt and he
01:06:23probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him
01:06:27sounds like you need to tell him
01:06:29miss von klimt said if i ever go back to la she'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33we'll lose your nerves
01:06:35maybe a lot more
01:06:36look miss von bitch was born rich
01:06:39she doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company
01:06:42you were born in the middle of nowhere
01:06:44with a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45and somehow you still became a big author
01:06:49you could take that barbie any day of the week
01:06:52but max dumped me
01:06:55what if he really does love miss von klimt
01:06:57you'll never know unless you talk to him
01:07:00brave
01:07:01like shihara
01:07:02the elf princess
01:07:04you're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:07you're a badass bitch
01:07:10you're right
01:07:12but can i really break up a wedding
01:07:14hell yes you can
01:07:27hey
01:07:27you look great pal
01:07:30i can't believe i'm getting married again
01:07:33don't you think it's too soon
01:07:34not with the right lady
01:07:37shit
01:07:38i'm not so sure about that
01:07:44don't tell me you're getting cold feet
01:07:47what is this about
01:07:50max do not tell me it was about that english smut writer
01:07:54hey
01:07:55men would kill
01:07:57to be what jazette
01:07:58you know that
01:08:12elvin lust
01:08:13why are you reading this crap
01:08:16isn't it bad luck
01:08:18to see each other before the wedding day
01:08:20netflix call
01:08:21they want to adapt
01:08:23the thorn tree
01:08:24as a dating show
01:08:26the ultimatum
01:08:28meets
01:08:28vanderpump rules
01:08:29what do you think
01:08:34i'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36stop asking me about hollywood deals
01:08:39i'm sorry
01:08:40i just got excited
01:08:42we'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:53i made it
01:08:54thank god for book talk
01:08:58lisa
01:08:59no she ruined everything
01:09:02tony hi
01:09:03yeah
01:09:04hey i know this sounds crazy but i really need to talk to max
01:09:07do you know where i can find him
01:09:08he's about to get married lisa
01:09:09so yeah that's kind of why i'm here
01:09:12okay he doesn't want to see you
01:09:14he and giselle are very happy
01:09:15no but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17giselle hired me to help i seduce him
01:09:20you are crazy you're talking like a crazy person
01:09:23all right go back to the loony bin
01:09:24now
01:09:24aren't you max's friend
01:09:26don't you want to hear me out
01:09:29nope
01:09:29come on
01:09:30let's go
01:09:31wait
01:09:33you're in on this too
01:09:36what are you two planning to do to max
01:09:37stupid little bitch
01:09:39you're gonna ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41what plan
01:09:42i want you
01:09:48what the hell's happening here tony
01:09:50i'm so sorry
01:09:51lisa
01:09:52hey
01:09:55what is happening
01:09:56i told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of l.a
01:10:01miss von klimt
01:10:03think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06you know what i can do to you
01:10:09easy giselle
01:10:11what happened between you two
01:10:12don't talk to her max
01:10:14she is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:18isn't that right lisa
01:10:21lisa is that true
01:10:22come on lisa
01:10:23stand up for yourself
01:10:25it's now or never
01:10:38giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39what you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:42at least not one i planned on
01:10:43they were notes to share with miss von klimt
01:10:47so
01:10:48what happened between us was fake
01:10:50no
01:10:51i just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53i was as shocked as anyone when i was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57oh you fell in love with me
01:10:59of course max
01:11:02and i don't know what miss von klimt has told you but i don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:06right reasons
01:11:06because tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08she is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11somebody call the police
01:11:13i mean to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15max
01:11:17please believe me
01:11:19i love you
01:11:20don't marry her
01:11:22lapd
01:11:23there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27and you know what i'm gonna bring her right over here right
01:11:31answer me this
01:11:32is that baby mine
01:11:46it's mine
01:11:47giselle and i had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:50by adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53she marries you
01:11:55she controls everything
01:11:57tony we have known each other
01:11:59for years
01:12:02why would you betray me
01:12:03emu publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:05giselle needed money
01:12:07she convinced me that i needed some too
01:12:10but honestly
01:12:11i didn't care about that
01:12:13all i wanted was her
01:12:15oh you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18you fucked us
01:12:20i love you
01:12:21and the baby
01:12:22yeah
01:12:22we hate you
01:12:24hey
01:12:25it's safe to say
01:12:26this wedding is over
01:12:28i'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:36can you ever forgive me for doubting you
01:12:39i don't know what came over me
01:12:40i was a mess
01:12:41after our fight
01:12:44we can talk about it over dinner
01:12:46i know a little spot by the beach
01:12:52you are finished
01:12:53lisa
01:12:54i am cancelling our contract
01:12:56and i am keeping the heidi brushfire name
01:12:58yeah i'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01a monkey could write that trash
01:13:12get up
01:13:13baby
01:13:14baby
01:13:15baby
01:13:22don't worry about yourself
01:13:24i will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26you just have to trust me
01:13:30do you trust me
01:13:40i love you
01:13:42lisa
01:13:47happy to present the author formally known as heidi brushfire reading from her first novel under her real name which
01:13:56has already topped the new york times bestseller list
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01lisa brown
01:14:03i sat at my laptop in pjs writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess
01:14:17when the phone rang
01:14:19little did i know my life was about to change forever
01:14:31i love the book
01:14:32why did you decide to publish under your own name
01:14:34my boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36some of you might know mk rock
01:14:42max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences
01:14:46his next books coming out later this year
01:14:53so you didn't write the new elven lust book
01:14:56it totally sucks
01:14:58the heidi brushfire name belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00i heard the ceo writes the books herself now
01:15:03guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08i have a question
01:15:10when are you and max getting married
01:15:12he let you put out this sexy book all about how you met
01:15:15how about a happy ending
01:15:17mom
01:15:19actually
01:15:22i can answer that
01:15:31i've never really been a public person
01:15:34but lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39speaking of which
01:15:48lisa brown
01:15:51will you marry me
01:15:55yes
01:15:55Yeah!
01:15:57Woo-hoo!
01:16:01Woo-hoo!
01:16:03Yeah!
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