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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:11This is me
00:00:20casually ruining my hospital room
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica. But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:26Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:01:59Actually, I wanted...
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08Andrew.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell!
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Mia, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:26Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia.
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:14Those highlights.
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class
00:03:39like the other losers.
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:45Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:49Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:15It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acid.
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:34Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Mom, yeah, you...
00:05:53Like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place, or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention.
00:06:11con con please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal don't don't call me that
00:06:19or what little miss stutter this time no more shrinking you do that again i'll stop helping
00:06:27you pass 12th grade hmm what will principal davis think if he knew i took your sats i don't know
00:06:34what you're talking about you're cheating your way into college and if you keep pushing me
00:06:39i'll ensure you don't get in shame what happened to your shirt imagine what i could do to your face
00:06:50let's see what this tester does
00:06:56we have put the bottle down
00:07:06high school bucket list item number three teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10sorry miss thompson freak science accident
00:07:13blame chemistry
00:07:18damn yeah wasn't expecting that little fight looks good on you
00:07:23use your words don't get lost in that smile just say something
00:07:28no it's probably the stupidest thing i've ever done
00:07:30no
00:07:33you look good kicking ass i like this new you
00:07:36i like the new me too goodbye shy girl hello high school 2.0
00:07:44you think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48what's next mia running for prom queen stop stop
00:07:53you know what maybe i will literally no one knows you and you want to run against me
00:08:00anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02not people like you
00:08:06need a reminder
00:08:08nikki sharpie
00:08:10now
00:08:12if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15i will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17feel
00:08:21everyone
00:08:22i'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26high school bucket list item number four be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31i'm officially running against jessica for prom queen
00:08:37mia mamacita watkins did i just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:08:43chris and k were my only real friends
00:08:45we lost touch after high school i'm not losing them again
00:08:49i did
00:08:50i'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53i just miss you so much and i love you come here
00:08:58it's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09great more maggots have arrived besides the mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:16the misfits the outcasts anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23to the queen let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27shut it wannabe lance
00:09:28choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31well since we're doing this
00:09:34raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for mia
00:09:52connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number
00:09:56my vote
00:10:00please may i not be hallucinating
00:10:03con con you already got the vote for prom king this year we have to do this together
00:10:09everyone thinks we're fairfield high's brangelina
00:10:13except for me i don't want to date you jessica
00:10:18everyone wants to date me
00:10:20i'm head cheerleader you're the basketball captain even our parents want us together
00:10:26it's destiny
00:10:27may the best girl win
00:10:30ah mr oliver fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36understood
00:10:38got it
00:10:42where do you think you're going
00:10:43we have a pop quiz on
00:10:45theory of relativity
00:10:46the answers are a c c b
00:10:51i'll come back for my a later
00:10:53you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56high school bucket list item number five
00:10:58ditch class like a badass
00:11:00check it if i'm wrong
00:11:01i'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05i'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06you waste it
00:11:07huh
00:11:08how
00:11:10told ya
00:11:11see you later misty
00:11:19hey i just wanted to thank you for
00:11:22oh
00:11:24oh
00:11:25um
00:11:29hi
00:11:30nia
00:11:31um
00:11:32i'm sorry i didn't mean to um
00:11:35i'll get off you now
00:11:37uh you good
00:11:39yeah
00:11:39oh
00:11:41don't worry about your necklace
00:11:42oh no don't worry about it
00:11:43it's been in my family for years it's like indestructible
00:11:46oh it's pretty
00:11:47thanks
00:11:47um
00:11:48my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52she's nuts
00:11:54you know i i want to polish it up and give it to a girl i like
00:11:58wow jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01jess
00:12:03why would i give it to jess
00:12:05well because you two are a thing
00:12:07you're like the school's uh kylie and chalamet
00:12:10i like who
00:12:12uh nothing no
00:12:13it's just you two were like junior junior prom king and queen last year so i thought
00:12:18she doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20you do
00:12:21i see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it that's why you won my vote
00:12:28i thought you liked her
00:12:29wow
00:12:33to be honest with you mia
00:12:36there's only one girl that i've ever really liked
00:12:40and it's not jess
00:12:43then who
00:12:45yeah the girl that i've always really liked
00:12:49is
00:12:51oh my god mia are you okay
00:12:54oh fuck
00:12:55no yeah i'm fine i'm great
00:12:56what were you saying about the who you like
00:12:58oh she's out of my league
00:13:01oh god
00:13:02it's okay
00:13:02yeah i'm fine
00:13:06and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15you're not dumb connor
00:13:18she's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22well i've actually got a plan to win her over
00:13:25so
00:13:26cool
00:13:27um but i'm not gonna ask her out until i get my grades up
00:13:31high school bucket list item number six
00:13:34pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35bet your crush likes someone else
00:13:37what did you have in mind
00:13:38well if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41i will help you win the crown
00:13:45make you prom queen
00:13:49what do you think
00:13:58everyone vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06vote for jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09dr jessica
00:14:13if i don't take her on now
00:14:16we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22oh perfect just the people i wanted to see
00:14:24you are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28everyone i would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34oh man
00:14:35here goes nothing
00:14:37connor will join too
00:14:39since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43what's his challenge
00:14:44a chemistry test
00:14:45well
00:14:46great
00:14:47chemistry's my favorite subject
00:14:49sexual chemistry
00:14:52sexual what
00:14:53the rules are simple
00:14:55mia and i will test our chemistry with connor
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01you down
00:15:05yeah you don't have to do this if you want to
00:15:16boo no more applause
00:15:17jess already has the club
00:15:19bite me knee pads
00:15:20your little friend lost
00:15:22connor's mine okay
00:15:24this is the reunion all over again
00:15:26i'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28what the hell was that
00:15:29me winning
00:15:30can't wait to have that king
00:15:33concon and i are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:35show us your best freak
00:15:38are you sure you want to do this
00:15:40did your man mia
00:15:42shut the fuck up chris
00:15:43you don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:45or anybody
00:15:46you bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50you bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53oops was that a secret
00:15:54i'm not doing this for them
00:15:55it's for me
00:15:57just follow my lead
00:15:59high school bucket list item number set
00:16:02make the first move
00:16:03no
00:16:04you follow my lead
00:16:09you follow my lead
00:16:27so you guys
00:16:28who did it better
00:16:36oh damn
00:16:37yeah we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39how dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46i will destroy her life and i will win prom queen
00:16:49not if i can help it
00:16:51the whole town wants us together
00:16:53don't you want to leave high school a legend
00:16:56gather
00:17:00mia
00:17:02your prince is waiting
00:17:04has fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be
00:17:08stop drooling go over there
00:17:09where you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12don't you let go
00:17:13go go go go go
00:17:14bye bye bye 사랑
00:17:15bye bye bye bye
00:17:17yeah
00:17:17yeah
00:17:18we really need to talk
00:17:21How about that kiss?
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:55Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information,
00:18:22the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:40You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:58you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50But I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Let me up.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:41High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll have to make this a little bit.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:50And then this.
00:21:53That's undernaz.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:54Has a plan.
00:22:58And time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:28It may look just a bit more, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:34It may look just a bit.
00:23:44You can move on.
00:23:45It may look just a bit.
00:23:49It may look just a bit more for the rest of today.
00:23:51It may look just a bit more, but it may it look what it is.
00:24:01is
00:24:02the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12Mia Watkins. Mia, the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:26I can't believe it. Oh, that's my queen. That's my best friend. We love her. Best day of my
00:24:32life. I knew you could do that. No! Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore. I'm so gonna regret that loser! I'm sorry.
00:24:55High School Bucket List, item number nine. Start a riot. Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight! Popular kids versus food!
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:15Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica. You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What? No, she's lying. I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No. I like having an attitude. I lived for years without one. And now, it's here to
00:25:57stay.
00:25:57One more bad word. One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine. I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh, sorry. No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended? I can't get suspended. My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me
00:26:24killed.
00:26:24No, no, no. I'm giving you a vacation day. You're both free to go.
00:26:29For real?
00:26:30Of course. You're both free to go. And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 and $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought. Why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students. Thank you.
00:26:59Whoa. Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy. It's the study of the human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35Like us, together, alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46Oh, me.
00:27:48No, I don't.
00:27:52Oh.
00:27:58Oh, yeah.
00:28:06Oh, yeah.
00:28:15Yeah, yeah.
00:28:26guitar solo
00:28:57Mia
00:28:58Mia
00:28:59Mia
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb
00:29:04No, no
00:29:04I was asking about question number four
00:29:06Um
00:29:07Rectus abdominis
00:29:08What is it?
00:29:12Get up
00:29:12I'm gonna show you
00:29:13And then I'm gonna quiz you
00:29:14Oh
00:29:17All right
00:29:18Please me
00:29:19Okay
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right
00:29:25Yeah
00:29:26Okay
00:29:33Bicep
00:29:34Brachii
00:29:39Pectalis major
00:29:45Arctus abdominis
00:29:47Gloria
00:29:48Amen
00:29:49Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54That's important
00:29:57Stop manhandling him
00:29:58Mia
00:29:59He likes someone else
00:30:01You know
00:30:02You know
00:30:02I think that you're enjoying this little study session
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative
00:30:11If we were wearing a lot less clothes
00:30:25The rules are simple
00:30:26If you get a question wrong
00:30:28You strip
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books
00:30:32High school bucket list item number ten
00:30:34Unleash your inner vixen
00:30:37No
00:30:37Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my
00:30:49Um
00:30:51Brachialis
00:31:00Réalis
00:31:01You that's cheating
00:31:02Don't look at that
00:31:04Réalis
00:31:06Unleash your inner vixen
00:31:09Mhmm
00:31:10Arctus
00:31:12A
00:31:14T
00:31:15T
00:31:16T
00:31:16T
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:09What are you doing?
00:32:10Oh my god!
00:32:11Oh my god!
00:32:12Oh my god!
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:20Oh my god!
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey, Dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called,
00:33:02said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian,
00:33:20and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again,
00:33:27and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:31I mean, Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what, never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass,
00:33:42and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait, just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son, alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad,
00:34:17because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were abysmal,
00:34:39but we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:56Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:30Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I like barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Look, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06Are the invites still open?
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:14We'll come!
00:39:15If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit!
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brother.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05If you want it, like, once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:36Should I...
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:30So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had Breeze's mirror.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:27Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:09Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:11Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:25Gah!
00:45:25Gah!
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Flown it while you got it.
00:46:06You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I wanna live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:51I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth fingers happen.
00:47:08Dumbass party!
00:47:09Bye, Jazz!
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:44Oh my wrist!
00:47:46I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Oh my wrist!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey!
00:47:49Hey!
00:47:50Mia!
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up!
00:47:52She needs help!
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice!
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia!
00:48:12Hey!
00:48:12Hey!
00:48:13Hey, Mia!
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Ugh.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over!
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him!
00:48:43Go!
00:48:43Get out!
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record...
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:12Oh.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously, I...
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't...
00:49:37make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay...
00:49:57with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:14You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:47Okay.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:51No!
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:15You know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:36Me?
00:51:41So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not!
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:52You're...
00:51:53You're actually...
00:51:56super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty...
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with...
00:52:30being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:35It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So...
00:52:39So who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:52:58Connor.
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he...
00:53:15will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because...
00:53:58In a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well...
00:54:58The hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:10What?
00:55:18Look!
00:55:19Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36They mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:22OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body, I mean it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh! And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom Queen Connor.
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Hey.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:51It's yours.
00:57:59So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:59You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:59:02Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:19I can't wait for it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:40Oh
00:59:54This one's for you
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Of all you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen's team.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:55I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:04:59Okay?
01:05:00In the twilight's last night, we shall go at the twilight's last night.
01:05:03On the twilight's last night.
01:05:10Let's read it, then.
01:05:11We shall go.
01:05:14Don't get to the twilight's last night.
01:05:18We shall go.
01:05:18Go on.
01:05:18Here we go.
01:05:18The twilight's last night.
01:05:26Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:40If you wanna win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:16I already know what happens.
01:07:19I already know what happens.
01:07:20Listen.
01:07:21In the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible.
01:07:27But, trust me.
01:07:31I trust you.
01:07:35I trust you.
01:07:36And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left.
01:08:13The whole team is done.
01:08:14Down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions, 49-48.
01:08:43And they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A.
01:08:59And now, this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Khan.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:25Please.
01:09:26You help.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pimply mouth-weather isn't going to steal Khan Khan and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:10Wait.
01:10:11Wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay.
01:11:44Say we do...
01:11:47Skip class.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Well, because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those...
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:44Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said!
01:13:20I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:34You want to bake at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:44But...
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:37I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45How does Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they get off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But...
01:15:00This dance could change my whole life.
01:15:03Actually...
01:15:05So will you help me start?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:18Let's go.
01:15:19Let's go.
01:15:22Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Oh, Con-Con, you look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely in color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't, I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh, but I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Con-Con.
01:17:14Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything, other than winning.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage, Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:03And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36That's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believed to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia?
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:06Ori...
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?!
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:56She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:03You've got to go!
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:08No!
01:24:11No!
01:24:13She's so icy!
01:24:16That's nothing we ended up more.
01:24:19No!
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:27No!
01:24:28Put this on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Really, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Mia, hey. Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins.
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd...
01:26:33to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13some things...
01:27:14you never see coming.
01:27:15I always knew.
01:27:45It gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does it better.
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