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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love
00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few
00:09:41months six and a
00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no
00:09:52no no
00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go
00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need
00:10:14you need to thank me okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start
00:10:40open the present i'll wait
00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a
00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna
00:11:09be in the
00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my
00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27pick up pick up
00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it
00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back
00:11:41oh
00:11:42fuck
00:11:43fuck
00:11:53shut the door
00:11:55why
00:11:55because i want to raise my voice
00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight
00:12:05because he wants to know who i am
00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the
00:12:12the
00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right
00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's
00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're on
00:12:54the
00:12:54road to big i promise you um okay lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but
00:13:02just
00:13:02call me back before the party okay it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry
00:13:07sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah but there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a
00:13:13case for the
00:13:13bard's guard so i'll be unable to attend your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:42you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it who are you i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm a fucking ride
00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy
00:13:56uh oh uh hell uh professor little john is the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she
00:14:03loves i didn't read it no offense none taken jackie i'm so glad i caught you can we talk
00:14:10yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do oh is it okay oh yeah a bit rude
00:14:16no offense but
00:14:17sure okay um have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i
00:14:28have
00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh
00:14:37i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one yeah i loved it it was brilliant
00:14:44and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare one that deserves the
00:14:52attention of the new york literati i mean that that means the world to me professor little
00:15:00john it's almost it's almost christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i
00:15:04couldn't ask for a better okay listen to me listen to me yes you need to turn it into a
00:15:09novel right now
00:15:12now really really now mm-hmm um i guess i could get started over the break no you need to
00:15:19take next
00:15:20semester off and just write the whole semester whole semester you just want to isolate and write
00:15:27while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it
00:15:33okay so you need to isolate and write uh no distractions no internet no novels no magazines
00:15:39no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long a very a room of one's own right wolf it
00:15:45right
00:15:46wolf it could you do that yes well oh well how's dad my uncle flip he has a cabin back
00:15:51in montana
00:15:52that's super isolated well then pond isolated that's perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the
00:15:59potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor little john it it couldn't jackie i
00:16:09should know my goal in life is to just write one one great novel like you that's okay so we're
00:16:17agreed
00:16:18you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester you're going to montana yes remember no
00:16:24magazines right now you don't want any uh-uh just turn off the internet okay i will unplug completely
00:16:31yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:16:47oh
00:16:48oh
00:17:00terry thank christ okay listen i
00:17:03video 10 minutes blindsiding me with one short story published in the new york over the last two
00:17:08decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another
00:17:12and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to publish bestsellers which bought
00:17:16me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students work
00:17:24my ex-emotional lover long story found the story in my bag and thought it was mine and i why
00:17:31would i
00:17:31correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf because he long story adored
00:17:39me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical from washu
00:17:44i'm headed to the gray house les and i are going to renew our vows long story you're invited i
00:17:50know
00:17:51you hate him i did too but he has a good dad and i'm committed to committing to my marriage
00:17:57so
00:17:58i cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well
00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic fix then can you please please fix this
00:18:11fucking mess so i can focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know
00:18:17i hate me too
00:18:20thank you no you're not allowed to thank me
00:18:23be
00:18:47les has been calling i've been texting and i have been busy
00:18:51Les needs you on best behavior tonight.
00:18:53Hilton Smith is attending.
00:18:55Condescending as always, Starla.
00:18:57And who?
00:18:58Necessary, and he is a big investor.
00:19:00You know, I thought the cover was on the pool last year, right?
00:19:03You know that.
00:19:04Great!
00:19:05You already picked up the first frame to meet it, dude.
00:19:06Yep.
00:19:07It's locked.
00:19:08I know.
00:19:10Is this another party protest?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Hilton is here in five.
00:19:13Starla?
00:19:14Your dress is upstairs.
00:19:15I need you inside.
00:19:15What dress?
00:19:17Les had me assess your wardrobe situation,
00:19:18and we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.
00:19:22Insulting?
00:19:24And what if I hate it?
00:19:25Your futures are on the line.
00:19:27He said to me, quote,
00:19:29no new year, new us without new money.
00:19:31Unquote.
00:19:32So please, just move.
00:19:34Get out of the car.
00:19:36Now!
00:19:37Goodbye, Starla.
00:19:39I will have the valet physically remove you.
00:19:43I need a minute!
00:19:46One minute!
00:19:49You need a hulk out front?
00:19:51Stat!
00:19:52Stat!
00:19:55Cat!
00:19:55I need a hulk out front today.
00:20:19Come on, tell me what Les is working on.
00:20:21This is the cover of Scientific American.
00:20:24He tells me nothing.
00:20:25Yes.
00:20:26Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:20:27And do you never ask?
00:20:28Bullshit.
00:20:29I've been through that same quote from you ten times over the years.
00:20:32All I'll say is First World Fight Club.
00:20:35Lynn, and outdated.
00:20:37Just like Scientific American.
00:20:49Vodka dry.
00:20:58Oh, thank you.
00:21:07Big Red has landed.
00:21:10Where's Lindy?
00:21:11I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
00:21:13Helton?
00:21:13Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
00:21:16Double negative.
00:21:17Big Red is not happy.
00:21:18I know amazing style when I see it.
00:21:21Oh, this is a facade.
00:21:24Oh, well, the facade is working.
00:21:26I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud, which I probably deserve.
00:21:34I'm supposed to be the supportive wife, but my career going up in flames is banging around
00:21:41my brain.
00:21:42That's all I can hear.
00:21:43What does your husband think about that?
00:21:45Oh, he has no clue.
00:21:47He's a fraud, too.
00:21:49Is that so?
00:21:52Welcome, everyone.
00:21:54Everyone, uh, every year I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not
00:21:59about me.
00:22:00It's about the children.
00:22:02And tonight I'm actually going to keep that promise.
00:22:04But, you know, let's be honest.
00:22:06It has to be about me first, because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
00:22:11Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
00:22:17But all he really cares about is his life's work.
00:22:20First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last, which I probably deserve.
00:22:26Well, just curious, what do you think about his life's work?
00:22:30And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane, my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet
00:22:37with my high school ID still inside, huh?
00:22:41Where else are you going to get one of those?
00:22:43I can't tell you that.
00:22:46It's so top secret, actually.
00:22:48I have no idea what it is.
00:22:50Hold on a second.
00:22:50My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
00:22:53Maybe tomato in the brand with Deepak, his two drinks in, third on deck.
00:22:57You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
00:22:59I'll turn on my headset.
00:23:03But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
00:23:08Don't tell him I said that.
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:11I mean, I'm already last.
00:23:13You know, what's after last?
00:23:16How much?
00:23:17So, yeah.
00:23:18Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
00:23:21And hopefully that covers it all.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:26Less?
00:23:27Five minutes.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28Two.
00:23:28One.
00:23:28Later.
00:23:29Maybe.
00:23:29Done.
00:23:30Oh, everybody was out.
00:23:31Maybe.
00:23:31Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32Stop.
00:23:32So, I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
00:23:36And so, as a joke, last year, I put into the silent auction.
00:23:40As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.
00:23:44I thought the cover was on the pool.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:46Hilton, I'm so sorry.
00:23:48You get it.
00:23:48Hilton, I'm so sorry.
00:23:50I just want to say I'm so sorry.
00:23:51Well, I pay right now to see that.
00:23:53Awesome.
00:23:54Les.
00:23:55If you can walk on water, you got my money.
00:23:58Are you being serious?
00:24:00No.
00:24:00No.
00:24:01Oh, great.
00:24:01So, I can still get the money?
00:24:04After the conversation with your wife, uh, I don't know.
00:24:09Hi, Hilton, I didn't know.
00:24:10Okay, Linty, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
00:24:16Okay, so, um, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
00:24:18Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her did last.
00:24:22That's out of context.
00:24:24Well, what kind of man are you?
00:24:25I know.
00:24:26I just, I can explain.
00:24:27I can explain.
00:24:31You never explain anything.
00:24:33I got you again.
00:24:35Again.
00:24:36You suck at me.
00:24:37I do, I do, I do.
00:24:38So, just to be clear, Linty didn't tank the deal.
00:24:40She closed it.
00:24:42Now she's awesome.
00:24:44Workaholics, they changed the world.
00:24:46I'm a workaholic.
00:24:47I should know.
00:24:49Thank you so much.
00:24:50Thank you so much.
00:24:51I want to go to work right away.
00:24:52Like, fuck the holidays.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54Put on my Christmas card every year.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56You really see me.
00:24:57We both do.
00:24:58Oh, it's you again.
00:24:59Hilton's chief scientist.
00:25:00Oh, the brains.
00:25:02And the boots.
00:25:03The boots?
00:25:03The boots on the ground.
00:25:04What do the boots do?
00:25:05The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
00:25:09The boots are part of the deal.
00:25:12I'm all in.
00:25:13Are you?
00:25:13Awesome.
00:25:14Bless.
00:25:21Fine, just, just tell me.
00:25:23I'm melting down.
00:25:25Because I bought the deal.
00:25:26No, I closed the deal.
00:25:27I closed the deal.
00:25:28Fantastic.
00:25:29No.
00:25:30What do you mean no?
00:25:30That's so great.
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:32I was so worried.
00:25:34No, no.
00:25:34I mean, I...
00:25:35Now, I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
00:25:38His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.
00:25:42And all of this will have been for nothing.
00:25:44I will be nothing.
00:25:45My legacy will be nothing.
00:25:47I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
00:25:48You know, this was my last chance at greatness.
00:25:53God.
00:25:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan
00:26:01Ryan, huh?
00:26:04Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
00:26:07That's right.
00:26:08You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going to
00:26:13be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad thing,
00:26:17right?
00:26:17But what actually happened, Les?
00:26:21They chose me.
00:26:23They chose you.
00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan?
00:26:27Teaching at Berkeley.
00:26:31And where are you?
00:26:32In St. Louis.
00:26:33But why?
00:26:34Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto and to build the Menlo Park
00:26:41of the Midwest.
00:26:42And how?
00:26:43How?
00:26:43Well, because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change
00:26:47the world.
00:26:48That's right.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49You're going to change the world.
00:26:52And you are.
00:26:54I've always believed that.
00:26:56Even when you hated me?
00:26:57Oh.
00:27:00Especially when I hated you.
00:27:02So what do I do?
00:27:04You do what you always do.
00:27:07You get back in the workshop, and you figure it out.
00:27:11That's what Les Littlejohn does.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14Right?
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:16Right.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:20That's it.
00:27:22That's it.
00:27:23Thank you, Lydia.
00:27:24Thank you for being so understanding.
00:27:26Oh, my God.
00:27:29So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
00:27:31And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
00:27:34That's a fantastic idea.
00:27:35Les, no, I didn't.
00:27:36What?
00:27:37Huh?
00:27:37That's what you said, right?
00:27:39Huh?
00:27:40Did I?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42Gary and Meg.
00:27:43Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
00:27:45Let's send them something.
00:27:46Sign my name.
00:27:46No, no, no.
00:27:47We'll be so humiliating.
00:27:48Don't worry.
00:27:49Don't worry.
00:27:49I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
00:27:51So I'll see you when I see you.
00:27:53I'll be back when I'm back.
00:27:53And I love you.
00:27:55And I can't wait for New Year.
00:27:57New us next year.
00:27:58Whoa.
00:28:05There.
00:28:08Is he fucking kidding me?
00:28:20I'm leaving!
00:28:28Lindy?
00:28:29Richie?
00:28:33I made a mistake and I'm leaving, Les.
00:28:36Tonight!
00:28:37I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm gonna go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm gonna go to the Grey House.
00:28:45And I, um...
00:28:46Could you, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bag.
00:28:57Heart emoji!
00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:07Did you love my present?
00:29:08The fuck?
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:12I didn't have the heart to open it.
00:29:15So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year.
00:29:19New you.
00:29:20New us.
00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:22I get...
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is gonna see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandon ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:55Les, promise me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:17Excuse me.
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed.
00:30:24Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Well, now I'm inspired and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:58Fuck me.
00:31:24What?
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:39She what?
00:32:02You're old, text me.
00:32:09Fuck you too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Les?
00:32:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say,
00:32:28I need to regroup.
00:32:29Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?
00:32:38Think I don't know?
00:32:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:44I'm a hoax.
00:32:45You know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I too blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this?
00:33:00Why?
00:33:00You know why.
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you.
00:33:06And our marriage.
00:33:08And breaking the promise of step three colon, a grand gesture.
00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.
00:33:13Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
00:33:26You changed the names.
00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.
00:33:29And then you called a fiction and you got lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something
00:33:50other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh my god.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:02This is my last chance.
00:34:03You already got your prize.
00:34:07And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:16I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had flavor saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Oh.
00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved Greyhouse?
00:35:12Huh?
00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm
00:35:18because, quote, I promised we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is, everyone!
00:35:30That's our show.
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:41This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52Jesus, this is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:07What a gentleman!
00:36:08Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:13What?
00:36:15Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:31Mundy...
00:36:32Oh, God!
00:36:33Is she dead?
00:36:39Lindy?
00:36:41Say something!
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh, you're live!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:48Fuck you!
00:36:50Fuck you!
00:36:51Oh!
00:37:07Merry Christmas, I don't want to bow tonight.
00:37:29Last, oh fuck, what time is that, oh shit, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my
00:37:50God.
00:37:59How much did I drink last night, less, why would you put the plaid back up, it's my eyes, my
00:38:14head,
00:38:18oh, I'll try January starts today, oh wow, that really cleaned up, last, who's at the door,
00:38:50what is this nonsense,
00:38:53what happens.
00:39:23Stop screaming at me!
00:39:46There you are!
00:39:49You're okay!
00:39:53I am not okay!
00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!
00:40:06I am not okay!
00:40:08It works! I can hear you!
00:40:10You're too loud!
00:40:12Sorry.
00:40:13Well now I can't hear you!
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16No, too loud.
00:40:18Now? Softer.
00:40:20Better.
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again?
00:40:30Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:33Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:40:35Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine!
00:40:38I think we got it.
00:40:41Hi!
00:40:42What the fuck, Les?
00:40:45Heard that too.
00:40:46Loud and clear.
00:40:47Mindy, I'm so sorry.
00:40:49It was an accident.
00:40:51I can't believe it even happened.
00:40:52But you're incredible.
00:40:55But you're incredible!
00:40:55I mean...
00:40:56You're beautiful!
00:41:01Are you smiling right now?
00:41:03No!
00:41:05No!
00:41:05No, no, no.
00:41:05No, of course not.
00:41:06I...
00:41:06I just...
00:41:08I...
00:41:09Just like...
00:41:10Wow!
00:41:12Wow!
00:41:13Wow!
00:41:14No, I apologize.
00:41:15You're my wife.
00:41:16You're not an experimenter.
00:41:18I should hope so!
00:41:21Jesus!
00:41:21Oh my god!
00:41:22This is your job?
00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
00:41:29So they don't what?
00:41:30Eat more?
00:41:30I don't...
00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?
00:41:34Or...
00:41:34Explain it to me!
00:41:36Well, um...
00:41:38It's called...
00:41:39Cellular reduction.
00:41:40And, um...
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
00:41:52Jesus!
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!
00:41:55Oh, right.
00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.
00:41:57That's the restoration part.
00:41:59Great!
00:42:01Restore me!
00:42:03No, please!
00:42:04I can do that.
00:42:06Um...
00:42:06Uh...
00:42:06But first, uh...
00:42:07A surprise!
00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.
00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?
00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
00:42:22I'm not!
00:42:23Make me big again, now!
00:42:25Heard that?
00:42:26Loud and clear?
00:42:28Um...
00:42:28The thing is...
00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
00:42:32I can.
00:42:32And I will.
00:42:33Um...
00:42:34The thing is...
00:42:35That it's just...
00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
00:42:38Or two.
00:42:38Tops.
00:42:39But you'll be fine.
00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay.
00:42:42You're healthy.
00:42:42I checked your vitals.
00:42:44Wait!
00:42:44I could die?!
00:42:46Tiny?!
00:42:46No!
00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny!
00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our househouse.
00:42:56Um...
00:42:57The stove works.
00:42:58The refrigerator works.
00:43:00There's food.
00:43:01The water runs.
00:43:02And...
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
00:43:06Your clothes.
00:43:08From your closet.
00:43:11Um...
00:43:12And, uh...
00:43:13This curling thing.
00:43:17And...
00:43:17Your hairbrush.
00:43:19Uh...
00:43:20Cold cream.
00:43:21Looked important.
00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
00:43:24And the coffee maker.
00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?
00:43:26Oh!
00:43:27One crucial thing.
00:43:28Um...
00:43:28The toilet.
00:43:29Uh...
00:43:30It works.
00:43:30I figured it out.
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
00:43:33Downstairs.
00:43:34Ever.
00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.
00:43:37Uh...
00:43:37I promise it.
00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.
00:43:40I am so close.
00:43:41Truly.
00:43:42Now it's so close?!
00:43:45Not a day?
00:43:46Or two?
00:43:48Tops?!
00:43:48Less?!
00:43:49You motherfucker!
00:43:53Hey.
00:43:54Calm.
00:43:54Calm down.
00:43:57Calm fucking down.
00:44:14Calm fucking down.
00:44:18Hey, Lindy.
00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute!
00:44:25I am fine with you at all.
00:44:30Hey, spin away!
00:44:41Alright.
00:44:42Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:44:43You can...
00:44:44You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
00:44:47She's on her way, boy.
00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.
00:44:50No.
00:44:50They always do not this time no new because we've got plans. Yep. We got concrete plans
00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two uber romantic
00:45:15There are multiple reasons you could be late. No, I know when he's coming why you may ask
00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
00:45:26Destined to be written
00:45:29immortalized for generations to come
00:45:33Quiet everybody
00:45:36Sorry
00:45:39It's work
00:45:42Hey Martin
00:45:44Well, I you know I was I was gonna head out of town, so
00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just I'll head into the into the lab
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
00:46:02Yeah, okay. Bye. Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Well, can I be honest? I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy
00:46:13Oh
00:46:14Oh
00:46:15He's suffering?
00:46:21Take those off. I feel like a specimen and come closer. I don't want to keep yelling
00:46:30Jesus the 96
00:46:32If there was ever a time
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work
00:46:37Well, I couldn't. It was top secret
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA
00:46:41It's bullshit
00:46:43You didn't trust me
00:46:45Which makes me so
00:46:47Sad
00:46:49Makes me so sad
00:46:51Fuck you
00:46:53But
00:46:55Yeah
00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:07They are so cute
00:47:11Wait, and legible?
00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:17They're so cute
00:47:18Oh, and functional
00:47:20Happy birthday, Lindy
00:47:24How cute
00:47:26And accurate
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
00:47:33Never put it together
00:47:34You also said you didn't want to know
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you
00:47:43No, no, no, no, Les
00:47:44Take me with you
00:47:46I'm portable
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse
00:47:48I feel very not safe
00:47:50I feel very small
00:47:51And, like, something bad could happen
00:47:53I won't let something happen
00:47:55Something did
00:47:56Something else
00:47:57Beyond the accident
00:47:58But I have to go to the lab
00:48:00So I can fix you
00:48:01Please, Les
00:48:02I do not want to be alone
00:48:03Please, I'm scared
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you
00:48:06That, um, being small isn't scary
00:48:09Oh, God
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like
00:48:12If I were six inches tall
00:48:13Not me
00:48:15I can show you
00:48:16No, I, I don't
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored
00:48:21To regular size soon
00:48:23I promise
00:48:25Trust me
00:48:29Okay
00:48:31This is crazy
00:48:33Oh, fuck
00:49:09I mean, everything's really big
00:49:13Really
00:49:28Wow
00:49:28I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:33You see this dust ball?
00:49:36Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:39Oh
00:49:40Yeah, put that down
00:49:44Hello, Dolores
00:49:45Look who it is
00:49:47See?
00:49:48She's not that scary
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?
00:49:51Oh
00:49:52Oh, it's puffing up
00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:54Oh
00:49:54No, no, no
00:49:55It's trying to eat me
00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me
00:49:59Can you put me down, please?
00:50:01Put me down
00:50:01Now
00:50:02Where the dream voices sit
00:50:06In the lakes of the sands
00:50:10A beautiful sign
00:50:12A beautiful sign
00:50:13A beautiful sign
00:50:15Fun, right?
00:50:16We all love a train ride
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy
00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy!
00:50:28Merry Christmas, sweetie.
00:50:31Merry Christmas.
00:50:32Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:35Woo!
00:50:38Merry Christmas to me!
00:50:45Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:49Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off!
00:50:53I don't like it!
00:50:55Oh, I'm gonna be sick!
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:07It's gonna be okay.
00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.
00:51:12I'm so incredibly sorry.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.
00:51:34Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:41How are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:45I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:06When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:16So, this is my, uh...
00:52:20Tiny little life now?
00:52:22Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:25Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:06I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13I am blonde.
00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it sold a million copies, because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:31You're not excited?
00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
00:53:37The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
00:53:45Their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
00:53:55I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:57Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:54:00That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom.
00:54:02It's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:05Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31He stopped being married to you.
00:54:34He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:42Walt?
00:54:42If I may, Walt?
00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.
00:54:49With a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:09Walt.
00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:23Huh?
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
00:55:34I have to say hello.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:42Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, please.
00:55:43Will you hear?
00:55:45We'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:47Alright, you're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55Alright.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Good.
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:10Good.
00:56:10Thank my camera.
00:56:13By the time we got thanks Rachel.
00:56:15I can't wait.
00:56:16My life was left.
00:56:16Oh my gosh!
00:56:18There he is!
00:56:19And there's an adrenaline flowed.
00:56:20Come watch it.
00:56:20Okay, come on, come on, come on.
00:56:25Oh, Jesus!
00:56:26Whoa!
00:56:27Can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:33The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?
00:57:06My mother...
00:57:07I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me Walt?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18No.
00:57:19Because she's...
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20And not in a good way.
00:57:24It's going to be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:37It's only a few days.
00:58:01It's only a few days.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:13What?
00:58:14What?
00:58:15It can't be right.
00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19For now.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:21Now-ish.
00:58:28What?
00:58:30What?
00:58:30I'm back.
00:58:45Magoo!
00:58:49Stay.
00:58:51Stay!
00:58:54No!
00:58:55No!
00:58:56No!
00:58:56No!
00:59:05Oh, fuck.
00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.
00:59:20Stop.
00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:24You're bad enough already.
00:59:30I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:42Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard?
00:59:48What is it?
00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine.
00:59:52I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too,
00:59:56when I need a release, so I get where you're at.
01:00:00Okay, right?
01:00:00Is that all?
01:00:02Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy.
01:00:06Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:07Everything okay?
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:09She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:21Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:29I'll see you later.
01:00:39Les?
01:00:41Les?
01:00:47That is a toy.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:53He left me?
01:00:56Right.
01:00:59I have to trust him.
01:01:03I cannot spiral.
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09Why not?
01:01:11Okay, that's it.
01:01:13That's good, space colon.
01:01:15Colon?
01:01:16Colon-al.
01:01:19Colonel.
01:01:20Space colonel.
01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.
01:01:24I couldn't...
01:01:25Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
01:01:28You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.
01:01:33That's our deal.
01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
01:01:42I can't put an actual number on it.
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:46What?
01:01:48What have you done?
01:01:49What have you done?
01:01:50What have I done?
01:01:51Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.
01:01:56That's insane!
01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!
01:01:5930 days?
01:02:01Well, it will work.
01:02:03I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
01:02:06So...
01:02:07Now you have 30 days!
01:02:08No, no, no.
01:02:09We have 30 days.
01:02:10Oh, now it's we.
01:02:11What does it say, exactly?
01:02:12What does the small print say, exactly?
01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
01:02:19Or the patent on our tech...
01:02:22On my tech, thank you.
01:02:23Reverge to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
01:02:26Sues us.
01:02:28For fraud.
01:02:29And you go to jail.
01:02:31To jail?
01:02:32Well, can he do that?
01:02:33He can.
01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.
01:02:36The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.
01:02:41But...
01:02:41But...
01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...
01:02:45How do I...
01:02:48How do I make things big again?
01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.
01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.
01:02:56What is this...
01:02:57What is this actually saying?
01:02:59I mean, can he actually do this?
01:03:00Yes, he can.
01:03:02It says it right here.
01:03:04Oh.
01:03:06Les.
01:03:08How bad is this?
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:17I'm not even going to ask about the cap.
01:03:36I got you something for Christmas.
01:03:40Oh, I didn't get you anything.
01:03:43Oh, that's okay.
01:03:45I didn't want you.
01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?
01:03:52Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
01:03:55Bars guard.
01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.
01:03:58Um, you seem a little bit down.
01:04:02No, I'm just tired.
01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone.
01:04:09Someone special.
01:04:10You know, and it's just, you know.
01:04:14Well, Merry Christmas, Richard.
01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.
01:04:18This is a very thoughtful gift.
01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:36Buddy.
01:04:39Thank you for my reader.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:51Right.
01:04:52Okay.
01:04:54Oh, that's good.
01:04:57Okay.
01:05:02Oh, come on.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:08Oh, my God.
01:05:14Oh, there we go.
01:05:17Oh, there we go.
01:05:22Oh.
01:05:23A classic.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:29Volume.
01:05:33Oh, my gosh.
01:05:33We're never turning this off.
01:05:35Okay, Saks.
01:05:39So...
01:05:40We've got popcorn.
01:05:43But no candy.
01:05:47Oh.
01:05:49Less. That's just for me.
01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today. It's a big day.
01:06:02It could be the day. Needs to be the day. Or two. At the most.
01:06:11Here are my thoughts.
01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub J.
01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
01:06:23Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
01:06:27Thoughts complete.
01:06:28Bob, implement his thoughts.
01:06:36B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
01:06:41Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
01:06:45Complete.
01:06:47Carl, implement his thoughts.
01:06:49Once again.
01:07:00I'm listening.
01:07:03I'm listening.
01:07:18That's great.
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.
01:08:20Richard? Bob the Explainer?
01:08:23Nominal success. Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:33Eraser Bob. See medic. Bring in Fred.
01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard?
01:08:39We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43We'll go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No. No, no, no, no.
01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history. Okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size. It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
01:09:20in the break room.
01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiency?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody. This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian. I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal. Okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:42You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect. What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money. It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab. Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable. And it's ridiculous. And do, do something.
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me. I want to talk to Hilton right now.
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam? Guam? What?
01:10:23Shut it down. We'll try again tomorrow, together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!
01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not the point!
01:10:51What have I done?
01:10:59Midnight were the stars and you. Midnight and a rendezvous. Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all
01:11:21my life.
01:11:22No, it's my phone.
01:11:25Oh, my phone!
01:11:30Coming, coming, coming!
01:11:32What?
01:11:33What?
01:11:44No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:48No!
01:11:51No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:55No!
01:11:55No!
01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19I can see me in you.
01:12:22I can see me in you.
01:12:26Do you know?
01:12:27What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?!
01:12:30Oh!
01:12:32Oh, fuck!
01:12:37I gotta get outta here!
01:12:42I gotta get outta here!
01:12:45Oh!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:48Oh!
01:12:49Ah!
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:54Fuck!
01:12:55Goddammit, let's!
01:12:58Of the fuck's sake!
01:13:00Ah!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:06What?
01:13:07Fuck!
01:13:10Ah!
01:13:15Ah!
01:13:18Ah!
01:13:19Ah!
01:13:20Ah!
01:13:21Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:18What the?
01:14:19Oh, oh.
01:14:22Oh, God! Oh, God!
01:14:24Oh! Oh!
01:14:26Oh, God!
01:14:33Look at me! Hold on! I'll save you!
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