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00:04you guys what the hell is going on with liam henderson like i get it breakups suck and joselle
00:10erickson was a baddie but bro is crashing out hard he was three hours late to his show last
00:16night and then he only sang like two songs i heard that venues are starting to cancel his tour dates
00:23mm sad for him meanwhile freya coleman's album is bombing didn't i predict that i said the good
00:31girl act ain't gonna cut it anymore freya's fans have grown up so why hasn't she
01:01that's my brother in there i gotta talk to him
01:09mason what the hell is going on why are all my cards declining you shouldn't be here sis
01:16what happened to your chips huh how much money have you lost now a lot
01:25and now it's even more
01:33um liam henderson wow uh your debut album kind of changed my life you look familiar
01:43aren't you that fan who uh went down on me in a broom closet a couple years ago
01:50what what you know i'm a musician freya coleman she's a pop star liam
02:00and her brother mason over here is also her manager liam's publicist lucinda
02:09i do remember you now uh you were on that uh cheesy kids show
02:17what a waste i'm sorry you think i'm the wasted one i heard about your show the other night
02:24what happened you get drunk off of all the booze from the audience or
02:31clever what else can you do with a smart mouth of yours tell you to get your head out of
02:36the gutter
02:36hey mason why don't you pay up so you and your uh boring sister can get the hell out
02:46it's a great idea
02:50you got to be kidding you can't pay mason
02:57all right everybody relax i think i know where you can settle your debt mason but freya here
03:08is going to have to help what are you talking about
03:16uh
03:19faster
03:22i'm talking about a little pr relationship between a virginal pop princess and america's most deborged
03:32rock star i'm not dating a prissy princess lucinda real or not not going anywhere near that pig
03:39that's fair enough no liam may i speak with you privately no thank you thank you
04:02what am i looking at oh this is the european tour everything in green those are seats that haven't
04:10sold and what you think dating a little miss purity ring will help yes liam your fans think you're a
04:18mess if you don't start selling out performances and actually performing at said performances the record
04:24label is going to sue you for breach of contract now a relationship with someone like freya coleman
04:30will gain the people's trust and not just the fans but the music execs this is insane indeed
04:43hey savannah indiana
04:47how about a date
05:09i know i screwed up but as your manager i think have a place to live
05:18a fake romance with liam henderson would do wonders for your career and it might even give
05:22you a place to stay while i figure everything out
05:31okay it looks like the keys worked thanks lucinda
05:34i don't know when i
05:37see him
05:45look who it is my fake girlfriend lucinda said to check your email she sent over some dossiers
05:55also we're gonna need to set some ground rules when you put on a pair of pants oh god you
06:01are so boring
06:27i think
06:42What's on your mind, baby?
06:46Rule number one, baby.
06:50No drinking.
06:53If you're going to be my fake boyfriend, you can't go around partying like you're Charlie XCX.
06:59Sure I can. It's my brand.
07:02And your brand needs a facelift. Isn't that the whole point of this?
07:11Here's a question. Why do you have to move in? Don't you have your own home?
07:17Yeah, yeah, of course I do. My fans just need to believe that this is serious.
07:26Does that mean we're sharing a bed?
07:28Nope. Which brings me to my final rule. No sex.
07:34You sure? You seem so stressed. I can help you relax.
07:46Down, boy. Don't make me get the spray bottle.
07:51And we're going to need to get to know each other.
07:53It's our first public appearance tonight, so we're going to get a bunch of questions.
07:58That's what these dossiers are for.
08:00Lucinda made them and they're just career breakdowns, dating histories, backstories.
08:06It says here we're supposed to kiss on camera tonight.
08:11All right. Think we should practice?
08:15I don't need to practice a pack.
08:19I don't do packs.
08:21Oh, yeah?
08:24What do you do then?
08:29When you get a kiss from me, millions of girls all around the world should get jealous that I'm with
08:35you.
08:37Instead of them.
08:40You think you can sell that?
08:48Liam.
08:50Where did you go?
08:55I have a shoot soon.
08:59I'm, uh, finishing up some admin.
09:03Keep the bed warm?
09:05Of course.
09:06I'm waiting for you.
09:11One of your groupies.
09:13Oh, relax.
09:15She sent an NDA.
09:16No one will ever know I'm cheating.
09:20Got something to say?
09:23Yeah.
09:26Which room am I staying in?
09:28I need to get ready for the gala.
09:30There are seven spare rooms in this house.
09:33Be a big girl and, uh, pick one.
10:07What's the matter with you?
10:08I've just never hard-launched a relationship before.
10:11Have you ever had a relationship?
10:16Hey.
10:17You'll be okay.
10:19I've done this plenty of times.
10:20Just follow my lead.
10:25So it's true.
10:28You're dating America's most famous hymen.
10:33Leave us alone, Giselle.
10:35I knew you'd be sad when we broke up, but I didn't think you'd swear off sex completely.
10:42Sorry.
10:43Is sex a bad word for you?
10:45You know, you've bitten off way more than you can chew, Princess Prude.
10:51You'll learn that soon enough.
11:04Are you okay?
11:06Are you?
11:12I'll just get this over with.
11:21How long has this been going on for?
11:25Um.
11:29Don't mind her.
11:35Well, why don't you give us a little kiss, then?
11:39Kiss her!
11:40Kiss her!
11:50Liam, what do you say to the fans calling this a fake relationship?
12:06Does this look fake to you?
12:14Liam, what do you say to the fans calling this a fake relationship?
12:17No, no.
12:18No, no.
12:20I'm not.
12:22I'm not.
12:23I'm not.
12:26I'm not.
12:26I'm not.
12:26Liam.
12:28Liam.
12:28Freya!
12:29Freya!
12:30Freya!
12:31How long has this been going on for?
12:34Um.
12:35Leah, Leah, Leah, Leah.
12:36Don't mind her.
12:38She's too happy to speak.
12:40Well, why don't you give us a little kiss then?
12:43Kiss her!
12:44Kiss her!
12:45Bye!
12:47Yeah.
12:48No more.
12:49No more.
12:50No more.
12:51No more.
12:51No more.
12:52No more.
12:52No more.
12:55No more.
13:05No more.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:39so how does it feel getting giselle's sloppy seconds huh you're supposed to stay back
13:43oh give it up freya you're already giving it up for liam get the hell away wait what are you
13:50doing i'm sticking up for you by assaulting someone you should be thanking me i am not
13:56your crazy ex-girlfriend liam you can't act like that with me
14:19i'm freaking out guys liam and freya were seen at the halo initiative gala tonight
14:24together and sure maybe it's not a fake relationship but it is a train wreck and i'm
14:32not gonna stop watching it choo choo boys and girls
14:42that was a disaster really i had so much fun
14:51liam this is serious lucinda said that we're gonna have to spend the next few days doing damage control
15:03the house tours interviews i'm not doing any of that well
15:11i did think of another way we can get the public to root for us
15:17we could write a song together you know something about our unlikely
15:21romance like oil and water fire and ice you know that type of thing
15:29and you'd also be helping me out i've hit a little bit of a writer's block
15:40if i'll help you what's in it for me
15:46i've seen videos of your last performances
15:52you seem a little off do you have stage fright liam no
15:59what would you think that i've performed all over the world with hundreds of different artists
16:05you would not be the first one to get a little overwhelmed
16:15it's new
16:18i don't know what's wrong with me
16:21well breakups can be hard
16:25or so i've heard
16:28you were right about me never been in a relationship before
16:33but i realized something when i was in front of those cameras
16:36this is an opportunity for me too
16:39i don't want to write about innocence or purity anymore
16:47music should be real
16:51intimate and raw
16:55i want to write about love
16:59and sex
17:03all the things i desire
17:11what do you desire freya
17:17help me write some new material and maybe you'll find out
17:22and in return i will help you with your stage fright
17:25and how are you gonna do that
17:28for starters i could tell you what your problem is
17:33try me
17:35you've been doing the whole bad boy rock star thing for so long that i
17:39think you've lost sight of what's important
17:43the music
17:46so um
17:48you'll help me clean up and
17:53i'll help you get dirty
17:58tit for tat liam
18:01first you're gonna have to show me that you can actually help me write something new
18:05today i can
18:07you're on
18:10okay
18:14see you in the morning partner
18:29all right
18:31all right
18:31what you got so far
18:34uh just the beginning
18:35what do you mean
18:37maybe tomorrow maybe in time but tonight i'm holding on to what's mine
18:44what does that mean
18:46read between the lines
18:48holding on to what's yours
18:51oh
18:52damn
18:55i get not being in a relationship before but
18:59are you really a virgin
19:05so the rumors are true
19:08doesn't matter what the rumors are it's my brand
19:12you have one too
19:14sex
19:16yeah
19:17because sex actually sells
19:19tell that to my brother
19:21mother
19:21and my publicist
19:23and the label
19:24well
19:26maybe this purity crap worked for your first album
19:29but you need to evolve
19:35what are you doing
19:36helping you evolve
19:41no thanks
19:42i don't really drink much
19:44and especially not while i'm working
19:47well
19:48first rule of getting dirty for you
19:51try everything once
19:54you're not listening to me
19:57artists have been using liquid creativity since the dawn of time
20:00maybe i'll help you out too
20:03i don't want to drink
20:05what's the big deal
20:06you're not trying to clean up
20:08you're just trying to make me do whatever you want
20:12wow
20:14is this what you think of me
20:16might as well
20:18it's how you treat every woman that you come across
20:21you know what freya
20:22you want to write a sexy new song
20:25do it yourself
20:27i'm out
20:39roll down
20:47hey what is all this
20:50redecorating for the 83 questions interview with poise
20:53well liam's gonna hate it
20:55too bad
20:55this place needs a reflector brand too
21:02mason it's a better lay for that
21:04i'm fine focus on yourself
21:10does anyone have eyes on liam we should have started this bloody interview ten minutes ago
21:14i'm here
21:18why does my house look like it was decorated by a girl named ashlyn
21:22her name is madison she has a show on hg tv and she's doing us a favor
21:26we don't have time for this let's put you through the works yeah
21:31let's give him a good show
21:43oh hello boys welcome to our home come on in we're so happy to have you here
21:47yeah whatever
21:50freya how long have you lived here
21:52uh two months it's been our little secret
21:56what's your favorite room in the house
21:58oh that's hard there's so many good rooms
22:00the bedroom we basically never leave it if you know what i mean
22:05liam overhead lighting or ambient
22:08we mostly keep the lights off we don't want god to see what we do
22:12what are you doing just being who you think i am dear
22:16liam what's something that freya does that already feels like home
22:21oh she does this crazy thing with her tongue actually
22:25oh he's just joking we're actually not having sex until marriage
22:29his idea
22:30what do you think is my favorite
22:33freya what's something no one else knows about living with liam
22:36his confidence is all an act he needs constant pep talks and he travels with the blankie
22:41like a baby so cute
22:44who's responsible for the decorating
22:46liam is especially these softer touches
22:49he's really in touch with the sensitive side lately
22:54but i think it's time for a change don't you
23:03out with the old in with the new
23:09cut liam oh he's so clumsy oh excuse me thank you that's actually that's enough for today
23:22i can't remember the last time i signed real pictures
23:25old school what do you usually sign boobs are you offering
23:37we tanked that interview you are unbelievable you act like you get some kind of award if you show
23:45the world the world that you've corrupted me well screw that i'm not doing another public appearance
23:49with you until you grow up oh come on freya don't be like that don't tell me what to do
23:56lucinda's got us front row seats for that watcher on friday
24:00as much as i hate to admit it it'll be good for the both of us if we show up
24:05there together
24:07i'll behave promise
24:13fine but this is your last chance liam
24:19you want to sign me next
24:21i was joking
24:28i didn't know how good
24:34it feels to be a rumor in real time
24:41because it seems i'm stepping in the world that knows your name and not mine
24:55oh my gosh you scared me
25:00did you write that it's just a work in progress is it about me yeah of course you think it's
25:07about you
25:09no it's actually about how i felt the other night at the gala about being seen in a new light
25:17this is the freya coleman i've been wanting to see
25:27this is amazing i don't think you have a writer's block i think you keep doubting yourself and you
25:36shouldn't it doesn't matter if i gave that to the label they'd exit immediately they don't like
25:45anything that's dark or real or sexy
25:53i get it
25:55retaining an image can be hell
25:57says the professional partier
26:00do you think my songs reflect my life if i really partied that hard i'd be dead
26:12let's try this for the first verse
26:20you okay
26:24yeah go ahead
26:29whenever you're ready
26:30i see you standing still like you're daring to say
26:39not
26:48let them burn their questions out in your eyes
27:05Something wrong?
27:08No. Everything's fine.
27:11It's just a little weird for me to be so vulnerable.
27:19But it feels good too, right?
27:23Feels good to me.
27:28We should get to bed.
27:33Should we?
27:42Good night, Priya.
27:48Right.
27:51Good night.
27:53Uh, I will see you in the morning, then.
28:17What's all this?
28:19Brained food.
28:20Luciana's got a packed day for us.
28:22Peep the schedule.
28:25Re-film our interview.
28:27Fitting for tonight's award show.
28:29Three hours of studio time.
28:32How come this last one's crossed out?
28:34My team thought it'd be cool for us to sing my song, Nyon Sin, at the after party.
28:39Is that something you're up for?
28:40Performing in front of a bunch of the biggest music people?
28:44With you by my side, I think I can.
28:48But, um, I told them no.
28:50The song's too spicy for you.
28:54No.
28:55I want to do it.
28:57Your brother will be pissed if you perform a song that dirty.
29:00Maybe it's time I stand up to my brother.
29:04And the label.
29:05Do you even know the words?
29:07Yeah.
29:08Everyone knows the words.
29:12Neon Sin in the bathroom light.
29:16Bite marks, whiskey, last call fights.
29:20Bloodshot Saints in a midnight spin.
29:25Fuck you like I'm going to cave you in.
29:30I don't know.
29:33Weird.
29:34No.
29:36It was hot.
29:38I like hearing this side of you.
29:42Same to rest.
29:54Raya?
29:56Anyone home?
29:59Mason, what are you doing here?
30:03After your dumpster fire interview with Poise,
30:06I figured I'd spend some more time monitoring you.
30:09Actively.
30:10I don't think that's necessary.
30:12Well, you're not a manager.
30:13No.
30:14I'm the guy you owe a few cool G's to.
30:17Mmm.
30:19Have you seen the charts?
30:21Your album cracked top ten.
30:23It did?
30:24Oh my god.
30:26And I know this whole fake relationship thing's been rocky,
30:28but I guess all press is good press.
30:31Just as long as we keep preserving your image.
30:37Right.
30:37My image.
30:39Actually, we were just talking about that.
30:42Go ahead.
30:44Tell them.
30:48Tell me why.
30:51Nothing.
30:53It's fine.
30:55We have a lot to do today, so we should get going.
31:04You chickened out.
31:06It wasn't time yet.
31:08Why'd you listen to him anyway?
31:10He's just a stubborn drunk.
31:12Think that's a little hypocritical, don't you?
31:15Okay.
31:16Um, in case you haven't noticed, I haven't touched a drink all week.
31:28you look perfect
31:33listen to got me
31:34i don't know i feel like it's a little much
31:41a little much is what boring people tell themselves to feel superior
31:50time you up
32:38um that's probably mason he said he'd try and see us offer the awards
32:45you think he'll flip when he sees this dress
32:49yeah maybe we should try and sneak out and leave without him
32:54wow so naughty
32:56don't make it weird
33:00okay finish getting ready i'll shout when nicole's is clear
33:07come in
33:11hi baby
33:17need a plus one for tonight
33:18how'd you get past security
33:20you know i've always had a way with the guards
33:24you're blasted
33:26go home
33:27i'm worried about you liam
33:29seeing you with that walking chastity belt
33:32it's just wrong
33:33and i know you miss us
33:37you left me giselle
33:39you cheated
33:40or have you forgotten
33:42it doesn't count when you're high
33:45maybe
33:45you just need a little bump of something
33:48hmm
33:49to loosen up
33:56i heard you've been having a hard time on stage
33:59freaking out
34:00let me help you
34:03relax
34:07we're done
34:08giselle
34:09i mean it
34:11leave
34:12baby
34:14come on
34:15we belong together
34:17we make sense
34:19you and i are so alike
34:22right
34:29fine
34:32then you
34:33will never perform on stage again
34:35you know that right
34:35without me
34:37you're nothing
34:39you're worthless
34:40you deserve to be alone
34:42that's enough
34:44liam told you to leave
34:45so i think you should do that
34:47unless you want me to call the cops
34:50and i know you don't want to get searched right now girl
34:53wow
34:54you let a guy pop your cherry
34:56and suddenly you're a big bitch
34:57yeah that's right giselle
35:01because unlike you
35:02i don't need to beg for it
35:12make sure to drink some water on your bender tonight
35:22what
35:24freya coleman
35:25you have never been hotter
35:37that was the sexiest thing i've ever seen
35:41isn't that what you say to yourself in the mirror every morning
35:43i mean it
35:44freya
35:45no one's ever stuck up for me like you did
35:47i hardly believe that you need protecting
35:50maybe not but
35:52having someone in my corner for once felt
35:56nice
35:59performing has been hard
36:01not because the breakup was hard
36:03not because i thought giselle and i were good together
36:07but
36:11people
36:11keep
36:13leaving me
36:14giselle did it
36:16my mom
36:17did it to me and my dad
36:25that's just how it always goes
36:30it's hard
36:31to sing about love when everyone keeps leaving you
36:37i don't want to leave you liam
36:43i mean as friends
36:45or whatever it is we are
36:55we should probably get going we're gonna be really late
36:59what if we ditched it
37:03and just didn't go to the awards show
37:05why not
37:06i mean our whole life's been about those events
37:09press junkets meet and greets
37:12there's always something
37:14you said it'd be good for us
37:16i think it'd be even better if we stayed
37:22is that what you want
37:27i want you
37:30frail
37:33you've been a dick to me liam
37:36i know
37:37and i'm sorry
37:39i had to fight it because
37:42i didn't know how to feel about you
37:44but i do know
37:52and uh
37:53what would we do if we stayed
38:01collaborate
38:04on music
38:06that too
38:10i know what your next song could be about
38:16losing yourself
38:17to someone
38:19giving every inch of yourself to him
38:26how long have you felt this way
38:28since the moment we kissed
38:33why don't you kiss me again then
39:00now this is a view i can get used to
39:03how's the writing going along
39:05i think i found our melody
39:09i just
39:10i've never written anything so
39:13risquƩ before
39:16i've been going against everyone
39:19my brother
39:21the label
39:22let me talk to mason for you
39:24i think i can
39:26get him on board with your lyrics
39:29maybe a whole new brand too
39:32please
39:35i want to be able to do things for you
39:50we're calling it beastly lights
39:53she
39:54came up with the title
39:55it's good
39:57the song's good
40:00but i'll never see the light of day
40:03this fake relationship's over
40:05we can't keep compromising freya's brand
40:07she doesn't want that brand anymore
40:10there's a check for what i owe you
40:12freya's bookings have been on fire
40:14you're paying me back using money from her bookings
40:17freya's booking money is my money
40:19you sold her off to me
40:23you exploit her
40:25and then use the money she earns
40:27you're right
40:31this is over
40:32now get the hell out of here
40:34liam what are you doing
40:36this guy thinks he's your goddamn savior or something
40:39you're a fucking drunk asshole
40:42you know when you said you were gonna help me out liam
40:44this is nothing like what i had in mind
40:45how can you defend him
40:47he's my brother
40:48he's been the only one
40:50to ever care about me
40:51the only person
40:58where are you going
40:59out
41:02what an asshole
41:05mason
41:08this isn't working
41:09i know we should have never got involved with him in the first place
41:11nope
41:12i'm not talking about liam
41:16talking about me and you
41:18i've been changing
41:19for a while now
41:20i'm growing up
41:22mason
41:23i want to grow
41:25and if you're not gonna grow with me then
41:28then we're done here
41:29then we're done here
41:29braya come on
41:30don't don't
41:31sober up
41:32get your shit together
41:35get on board with the brand
41:36or i'm firing you
41:38now i know
41:39now i know
41:40now i know i don't need you
41:41you i don't need you
41:45you i don't need you
41:49yike looks like liam's back to his old ways
41:53get the fuck out come on
41:55move
41:56move
41:56fuck you
41:57fuck you
41:58little miss goody two shoes
42:00freya couldn't clean liam up
42:02i guess liam learned nothing from freya's good girl act
42:05you i don't need you to come crawling back to me to tell me that you're sorry i'm better now
42:11i might be i don't need you
42:39i came to get her stuff
42:45must be the first useful thing you've done as our manager
42:48i am taking a leave of absence actually
42:53my last order of business was to play beastly lights for the label
42:59they loved it
43:01they're on board with her new brand
43:04good
43:06happy for her
43:08i was wrong about the song
43:18and maybe uh
43:19maybe i was wrong about you too
43:27you're in love with her
43:33can i stop thinking about her
43:37yep
43:39afraid she'll never talk to you again
43:42terrified
43:49you know i probably shouldn't be telling you this but um
43:53freya's pretty torn up too
43:57she's playing lemonade on repeat
44:02good choice
44:05well
44:08you gonna do something about it
44:11like what
44:12like get her back
44:15you want
44:16me
44:18to fight for your sister
44:23if you're gonna fight for anyone
44:26it seems like it should be for the woman you love
44:48that's the woman that sold me into a fake relationship
44:54haven't i made up for that i'm letting you stay with me rent free
44:57okay okay okay but i
45:06basically
45:07let's get inside
45:11show starting
45:14go
45:16faster
45:35ladies and gentlemen
45:38freya coleman
45:40i haven't been trying to perform in a minute
45:42but uh maybe if freya joins me
45:47we can give it a go
45:49liam
45:51there's no one here
45:53i know
45:55this isn't a real performance
45:56but we gotta start somewhere right
46:00besides
46:03we didn't start off as real either
46:05then uh
46:08look at us now
46:12come on
46:15come on
46:31i thought you leaving
46:33was gonna break me
46:36but
46:37then i realized
46:39i needed to be someone
46:40who was worthy of you staying
46:48i do want to stay
46:57sing this next part with me
47:02i see you standing still
47:06like you're daring to say
47:09be the sleet lights flashing
47:11up in front of my face
47:16tonight
47:19i let them burn their questions out in your eyes
47:26i hide
47:29with every shadow in this house
47:33till i got so good
47:36now i'm the feeling
47:37and i'll
47:39be the sleet lights
47:43caught me
47:44till now
47:46till now
47:47till now
47:47till now
47:52till now
47:54till now
47:56till now
47:57i
47:57i
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