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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest - FULL
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:46Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See, even that help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:21No!
00:04:24No!
00:04:26No!
00:04:28No!
00:04:31No!
00:04:34No!
00:04:35No!
00:04:36No!
00:04:38No!
00:04:44No!
00:04:46No!
00:04:47No!
00:04:49No!
00:04:50No!
00:04:51B & B & B!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a…
00:04:58blackball?
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00I could have done better.
00:05:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:03He managed a perfect shot with a flat ball
00:05:07Only someone like Lyon could do that
00:05:09Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:15Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I
00:05:19I'm sorry, I don't play golf
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds
00:05:26I see real talent in you
00:05:28Don't waste it
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot
00:05:46Hey Bobby, thought about what I said last time
00:05:50You know, making a comeback
00:05:52I'm sorry Gabe
00:05:54I already told you my answer
00:05:55I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you
00:06:09I'm not changing my answer
00:06:10Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher
00:06:13You need to come to the school now
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:31Hey
00:06:36You talk to me, not my daughter
00:06:41Oh god
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier
00:06:45What a small world
00:06:46My daddy is not a loser
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum
00:06:51That's enough, settle down girls
00:06:54Mr. Woods
00:06:55A spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills
00:07:05But
00:07:05But you're too poor
00:07:07Only my daddy can afford it
00:07:09Yeah, guess what?
00:07:10Tuition
00:07:1170k a year
00:07:14And obviously
00:07:15You cannot afford that
00:07:17So just go ahead
00:07:19Give the spot
00:07:20To my daughter instead
00:07:21Daddy
00:07:23Is 70 grand
00:07:25A lot
00:07:26I
00:07:28Don't need it
00:07:30I don't want to go daddy
00:07:32I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot
00:07:46And you let it happen
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight
00:07:49I can't stop that
00:07:52Then you suspend her
00:07:54I
00:07:55Hey
00:08:05Look, you piece of trash
00:08:07There is 10k
00:08:09Forget about art school
00:08:11Art and golf
00:08:13The finer things in life
00:08:15Are for the wealthy
00:08:17It's not my fault
00:08:19You are not man enough
00:08:21To give your little daughter
00:08:23What she wants in life
00:08:26Come on, Angel
00:08:27Get your stuff
00:08:28Let's go
00:08:30See?
00:08:31I told you so
00:08:33Wait, Mr. Smith
00:08:34About that donation
00:08:36Mr. Woods
00:08:37If the Art Institute
00:08:39Doesn't receive the deposit by next week
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa
00:08:43I'm sorry
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy
00:08:54I'll give my spot to Rosa
00:08:56I'll be a good kid
00:08:58I don't want to cause you any trouble
00:09:01No, sweetie
00:09:02I'm sorry
00:09:04And don't worry
00:09:05Your daddy's not going to let that brat
00:09:07Take your spot
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him
00:09:17It's time to bring the lion back
00:09:36Gabriel
00:09:37Get my clubs
00:09:39I'm back
00:10:00Sis
00:10:01Qualifying match next week
00:10:03I'm going to destroy those guys
00:10:05Over at Golden Hills Golf Club
00:10:09Jake, you're our best shot
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys
00:10:13At the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:10:14Who's boss
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane
00:10:19I would have
00:10:19Jake is young and talented
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:36Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Shut up
00:10:43What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak
00:10:52Ball's going to fade
00:10:53Two yards to the right
00:10:55Shut up, dude
00:10:56You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach
00:11:00And get back to your real job
00:11:01I mean, look at you
00:11:02Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay
00:11:05Jake's always been a straight shooter
00:11:06He set that marker 10 out of 10 times
00:11:08Easy
00:11:10You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:19Well, tell me
00:11:20What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation
00:11:33If he doesn't
00:11:34He could get injured
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer
00:11:37He just got his PGA Tour card this year
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go
00:11:41And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit
00:11:48Hey, it's free advice
00:11:52Take it or leave it
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:55Because soon
00:11:56Because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing
00:12:24What's up with you guys?
00:12:25So distracted I hooked it right
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here won't stop yapping and talking that shit
00:12:29This...
00:12:30Oh my god
00:12:34Come on, man
00:12:35Jake
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist
00:12:38You're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:39Oh man, let go!
00:12:40You're such a useless groundskeeper
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch
00:12:48I was right
00:12:49He's more talented than he seems
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked
00:12:54It'll just take a moment
00:12:56Oh Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie
00:12:59Or
00:13:00He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls
00:13:05No
00:13:05No
00:13:06I believe him
00:13:07And he makes a good point
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:15He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:18Yeah
00:13:18He's a guy pretty full of himself
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know
00:13:42Most recent world champion
00:13:44And he's paired up with Jake next week
00:13:51It's all in the wrist, baby
00:13:56Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit
00:14:02Yeah
00:14:03Got it
00:14:03Oh
00:14:04Good job, baby
00:14:06Oh my gosh
00:14:09Look who it is
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even
00:14:19You're not welcome here
00:14:21Leave
00:14:24Oh
00:14:24Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth
00:14:30How about that?
00:14:31Me, uh
00:14:33Dreaming of trophies
00:14:34When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God
00:14:39It's time to wake up, sweetie
00:14:43Look
00:14:43We both know you're not gonna win
00:14:45It's just not possible
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline
00:14:49You sign over August to me
00:14:51And I'll give you a fat payout
00:14:54We can all go home happy
00:14:57All you gotta do is sign the deal
00:14:58It's all yours, baby
00:15:01Never
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work
00:15:06My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:09Okay
00:15:11Option two
00:15:12You put this on
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal
00:15:19Fuck you, man
00:15:20Fuck you
00:15:21You and me
00:15:22Let's go at it
00:15:22Sudden death match
00:15:24Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:28So the puppy's not a wimp
00:15:32He's an idiot
00:15:34Fine
00:15:35But you better not be all bark
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy
00:15:47Look, you're going to lose, Jake
00:15:49Fuck off, man
00:15:50Stop acting like you're hot shit
00:15:52Do you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:55You're too emotional now
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet
00:15:57You won't win
00:15:58Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do
00:16:05Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:21302 yards
00:16:22Mid-fairway
00:16:23And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid
00:16:27Show him, Jake
00:16:30That stance
00:16:32It's too low
00:16:33That ball's going off course
00:16:35What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough
00:16:39Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:16:41Acting like you're a professional or something
00:16:43I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it
00:16:56Hopeless
00:16:57What an idiot
00:16:58Oh my gosh
00:17:012.13 in the rough
00:17:03Oh my god
00:17:05My granny could swing harder than that, dude
00:17:26Oh my god
00:17:31Well, Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake
00:17:34This is serious
00:17:36Okay, guys
00:17:36Whatever he has planned
00:17:38I believe him, okay?
00:17:53Holy shit
00:17:55Let's go
00:17:57That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence
00:18:01A rock can't change the club angle
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:05Jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:10Remember, fortune favors the bowl
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing
00:18:26Come on, Jake
00:18:27You gotta pull through
00:18:34Thanks, doll
00:18:39Ready or not
00:18:42Here I come
00:18:44Hey
00:18:45Shit
00:18:47Should have been looking out, kiddo
00:18:50He was standing right here
00:18:52You knew that
00:18:53You did that on purpose
00:18:54It's against the rules
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match
00:18:58Doing this casual
00:18:59There's no need for rules
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud
00:19:02There's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:05Whatever the Golden Hill Club says
00:19:07Goes
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must have been strained for a long time
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this
00:19:22I'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:23No, I can't keep going
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:31August Golf Club
00:19:32It's the last thing Mom left us
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:44I might let you keep your club
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch
00:19:51Wow
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:10But his wrist
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:13As long as I can swing
00:20:14I'm not giving up
00:20:15No, Jake
00:20:16You can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough
00:20:34I'll take it from here
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport
00:20:40Go mow the lawn, you cretin
00:20:43Jake, that's enough
00:20:44Step down
00:20:45If you keep playing
00:20:46You might never play again
00:20:47Let Bobby take over
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing
00:21:07You've ever held in your life
00:21:09You better not let it get to your head
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America
00:21:30And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:33Just look at yourself
00:21:35Covered in filth
00:21:36Carrying around a burden
00:21:38You're not even qualified to be a caddie
00:21:44Excuse me, sir
00:21:46Don't mind him
00:21:47He's an asshole
00:21:49I'm Mia
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter
00:21:57I'd be happy to help
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:17You should have brought her with you
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:23A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:26The only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife
00:22:34Before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave
00:22:37I'm begging
00:22:38The only one begging is going to be you, pal
00:22:40Remember, you got a lot on the line
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:47And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:22:52Deal
00:22:54You better keep your word
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:10Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:13We're screwed
00:23:13I'm not sure this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August
00:23:17You got wind speed
00:23:18Five miles an hour
00:23:20Humidity
00:23:21Sixty percent
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:34Please clear the water
00:23:35Forget about the hole
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water
00:23:38I win
00:23:52What the fuck?
00:23:55What the fuck?
00:23:57Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:58There's no way
00:24:00It's a trick shot
00:24:02You can't control where it lands
00:24:11What the water?
00:24:13I skipped it in the hole
00:24:14But how?
00:24:16It's a miracle
00:24:16Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills?
00:24:19Bastard?
00:24:20This is impossible
00:24:22There's no way I lost to a
00:24:23An amateur
00:24:24A gardener
00:24:25Impossible
00:24:28That sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:36Even Kane
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody
00:24:58I'm a gardener
00:25:00You just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:06Yes, of course
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you
00:25:10Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:15He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:17I mean, Mia, please
00:25:18We should reconsider
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented
00:25:25Why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:33We'd be left out
00:25:34Okay, silence, all of you
00:25:36I believe in Bobby
00:25:38And he's our only hope now
00:25:40Hey, Bobby
00:25:41I got cash
00:25:43Hot babes
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club
00:25:48Look at anything you could ever want
00:25:50I can't pay you cash or an advancement
00:25:54But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club
00:25:58If you'll still have us
00:26:00I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude
00:26:04Every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06Come on
00:26:07Don't be stupid
00:26:09Just give me the word, it's all yours
00:26:15Tuition
00:26:1770k a year
00:26:28I just mowed the lawn
00:26:30I don't need much in life
00:26:36I'll represent August in the qualifications next week
00:26:40My heart's racing
00:26:42What's going on?
00:26:44You old bastard
00:26:46You're gonna regret this
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:50Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:52What are you talking about?
00:26:54Our bets
00:26:55You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother
00:26:58Kane Carter
00:26:59He's the grand champ
00:27:01Your little amateur ass
00:27:03Are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is
00:27:07A bet's a bet
00:27:15You bastard
00:27:16You're gonna regret this
00:27:18Men honor their words
00:27:20Dogs run with their tails
00:27:22Balls tuck between their legs
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You mother fucker
00:27:29Mark my words
00:27:31You motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:33Come on, girls
00:27:46You lost
00:27:47To a ground speaker
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls
00:27:53It was a fluke
00:27:55If you just give me another chance
00:27:57I'll do
00:27:59Useless
00:28:00The Golden Hill Club
00:28:01Does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:28:03You better not film me again
00:28:05In the qualification match
00:28:18I don't know
00:28:19Golf's always been in my family
00:28:22But
00:28:23It wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:25That I really took notice
00:28:28I can't believe he's been retired
00:28:29For six years already
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:00Come on
00:29:02Come on, where?
00:29:04We're leaving
00:29:07You're drunk
00:29:09I'm taking you home
00:29:11Party pooper
00:29:14Fuck you gentlemen
00:29:19I'm so thirsty
00:29:21I'll get you some water
00:29:22Thank you
00:29:34Thank you
00:29:42I love you
00:29:45We'll do
00:29:46We'll do
00:29:46And
00:29:46I'll do
00:29:49And
00:29:51We'll do
00:29:53I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:07Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm.
00:30:23The power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:30:26Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:48I had a little done last night.
00:30:54I had fun too, a lot of fun.
00:31:04Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson,
00:31:10Vice President of the USGA.
00:31:13On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:31:16I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:31:28will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:31But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:34with something special.
00:31:38This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID
00:31:43and match to your rank.
00:31:46Now, who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:01Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:07You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Let's write down.
00:32:12Let's have a measure of everything.
00:32:31Nice, man.
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:33Absolutely we are.
00:32:34It's done.
00:32:35Enough wasting my time.
00:32:37By the way,
00:32:38only reason I let you two go first
00:32:40so that everybody here
00:32:42is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:49This is a press conference,
00:32:51not a dumpster.
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:56You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:58Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:04Sit back.
00:33:05You'll see my rank.
00:33:07Hey, get this.
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face
00:33:11while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:37I want a close-up.
00:33:41I don't know.
00:33:44He's 15.
00:33:46Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:50Pretty much.
00:33:50Don't cry, though.
00:33:52It's okay.
00:33:53You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:59You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:00The best you've got is dead last.
00:34:02You know what, Tyler?
00:34:03Shut up.
00:34:04August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:06Just mark my words.
00:34:07Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:09He's ranked 15th.
00:34:11He's a nobody.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:14That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:16Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:21Gardner?
00:34:21The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:25What the hell?
00:34:25Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:26I think you should be disqualified.
00:34:29All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:34Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:37Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:39The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:41That's cute.
00:34:42August golf course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum.
00:34:46And she did.
00:34:47Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:50Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:08Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:15I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:20What do you think you're doing?
00:35:22Ice here, kid.
00:35:23You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:32This is my rating.
00:35:33This is my rating.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace.
00:35:58Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:04Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:36:08Cain was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:14Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:17We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:20The all-time number one.
00:36:24I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:27To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:33Take these, let's go.
00:36:36I'm a champ!
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:52No, that can't be right.
00:36:54Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:55Cold, hard facts.
00:36:57I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no
00:37:02bites.
00:37:06Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:10All of them.
00:37:11I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:18Wait.
00:37:19There's an explanation for this.
00:37:21He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:24Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:37:29Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:35You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:38You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:41We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:43If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:47Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:49Well, go ahead.
00:37:49Unlock it.
00:37:50I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:53Go, boys.
00:37:56You're going to regret that.
00:37:57Get ready, folks.
00:37:58This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:11What?
00:38:13He's not just in the top ten.
00:38:15He's the best in the country?
00:38:17That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:38:21How?
00:38:22Could it be?
00:38:26No, that can't be right.
00:38:28But there's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:30He's got a point.
00:38:31Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:34No way.
00:38:35Thank goodness.
00:38:35You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:38You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:41You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:43This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:46Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:47That's not up to you.
00:38:49That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:52Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:55there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:58Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:12Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get him out of here.
00:39:22An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:29On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:34You bastards.
00:39:36I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:39Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:42The chairman?
00:39:43That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:46Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:49Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:55He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone.
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:03This is my turn!
00:40:09This is my turn!
00:40:16Hands off!
00:40:21That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:24No one's ever seen it.
00:40:26Why did he bring it today?
00:40:27The Riders, President's Cup, Masters,
00:40:31the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:40:33they're all Grand Slam trophies,
00:40:34and there's multiple?
00:40:36Mr. Chairman,
00:40:38what are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:41that the Open is run by the Golfers Association,
00:40:46not Golden Hills.
00:40:48Mr. Chairman,
00:40:49these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:52I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:54The trash?
00:40:58How dare you?
00:41:00Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03Are you serious right now?
00:41:05You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:09Oh, my goodness.
00:41:11Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:17Mr. Hale,
00:41:18there's a bug in the system.
00:41:21He's not even in the rankings.
00:41:22He's a nobody.
00:41:24A nobody!
00:41:25So all these trophies he won
00:41:28mean nothing to you?
00:41:29All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:33That's impossible.
00:41:34He's done the impossible.
00:41:36Time and time again.
00:41:38All these trophies belong to him
00:41:39and to him alone.
00:41:40He is
00:41:42the legendary golfer.
00:41:52The legendary golfer.
00:41:54Sir,
00:41:55I need to talk to you
00:41:57in private.
00:42:01What is he hiding from me?
00:42:05Look,
00:42:06I'd appreciate it
00:42:07if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:10Eleanor's still young
00:42:11and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:14I am so sorry,
00:42:16Claire.
00:42:16I wasn't there for you.
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:20and I should have been by your side.
00:42:23I promise
00:42:25I will not do the same thing
00:42:27to our daughter.
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment
00:42:33for so long.
00:42:35I understand.
00:42:37I can keep your secret.
00:42:38Thanks.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:45After a thorough review,
00:42:47we have discovered
00:42:49that there is indeed
00:42:50a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:57all golfers will now be required
00:42:59to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01and then immediately go into
00:43:03the final qualifier.
00:43:06everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:18What?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:21We don't need some AI system
00:43:22to prove that
00:43:23and you have no right
00:43:25to disqualify me.
00:43:26I am the president
00:43:27of the Golf Association
00:43:28and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:43:32I do have that right.
00:43:33You old bastard.
00:43:34You're making a mistake
00:43:36making an enemy
00:43:36of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:38over this nobody?
00:43:39Enough.
00:43:40You and your golf club
00:43:42have been a menace
00:43:43to the golf society
00:43:44for far too long.
00:43:47You have no authority here.
00:43:50Take them out.
00:43:51You can't do this.
00:43:52You can't do this.
00:43:53You reckless bastard.
00:43:56As for you,
00:43:58the Golf Association
00:43:59has no room
00:44:01for a Golden Hills
00:44:02simpering lapdog.
00:44:04You're fired.
00:44:05You can't fire me.
00:44:07I am the vice president.
00:44:09You can't fucking fire me,
00:44:11you bastard.
00:44:15I've heard that
00:44:16Golden Hills
00:44:17has been experimenting
00:44:18with an AI
00:44:19neural chip implant.
00:44:21Now, this gives their golfers
00:44:23expert calculations.
00:44:25Just watch out.
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:28I chose to come back.
00:44:30I'm ready for anything.
00:44:33Come what may.
00:44:48All right.
00:44:49You can open your eyes.
00:44:57So you want to guess
00:44:58what I got you
00:44:59for your birthday?
00:45:00I don't know.
00:45:02But I do know
00:45:03that I'm going to love it
00:45:04because it's a present
00:45:06from Daddy.
00:45:11Daddy,
00:45:12is this all for me?
00:45:13It's just like my drawing.
00:45:15Yep.
00:45:15It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:20Oh,
00:45:22I can't forget this.
00:45:29Perfect.
00:45:31My princess,
00:45:33may I have the first dance?
00:45:34Yes.
00:45:55Mirror,
00:45:56mirror,
00:45:56on the wall,
00:45:57who's the prettiest princess
00:45:59of them all?
00:46:01Why, it's you,
00:46:02my pretty little princess,
00:46:04Eleanor.
00:46:04Wait, Daddy.
00:46:05I've got you a present.
00:46:08This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:10I made it at school.
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it
00:46:14means good things will happen.
00:46:16Daddy,
00:46:17you're going to be
00:46:17the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:20I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:21And I know Mommy will too.
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor
00:46:24to worry about me,
00:46:25so I didn't tell her
00:46:26about the match.
00:46:27But it looks like
00:46:28she knew all along.
00:46:30Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:33I promise,
00:46:34I'm going to get you
00:46:35everything you ever wanted.
00:46:43Welcome, everybody,
00:46:45to the final qualifying round
00:46:46for the U.S. Open,
00:46:47which is also known as
00:46:49Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:51Today's going to be
00:46:51a 36-hole round,
00:46:52which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54will advance to the final round.
00:46:56So, good luck.
00:46:58Yeah!
00:46:59Let's do this!
00:47:19Whoa!
00:47:20Out there!
00:47:22Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:39Oh, my God!
00:47:44You saved me.
00:47:45You won.
00:47:47We won.
00:47:49Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:50We've got to celebrate.
00:47:51Let's party,
00:47:52drink it up,
00:47:53you know, come on!
00:47:54Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:55We have dinner with Dad tonight,
00:47:56remember?
00:47:56No!
00:47:57Disgusting!
00:47:58He just wants you there.
00:47:59He's trying to marry you off
00:48:00with that stupid piece of shit,
00:48:02Henry.
00:48:03I bet he's going to be there
00:48:04tonight, too.
00:48:04Yeah, I know,
00:48:05and I've had enough.
00:48:07It's time I end this.
00:48:18Lion,
00:48:18you've finally returned.
00:48:25For the past six years,
00:48:27I've torn through the competition.
00:48:29But those old-timers
00:48:30still insist
00:48:31that it is because
00:48:32you paved the way.
00:48:34No matter how many titles
00:48:35I win,
00:48:36your legacy
00:48:36hangs over my head,
00:48:38hangs over every single trophy,
00:48:40like a thorn
00:48:40digging deeper into my side.
00:48:42But I'll prove myself.
00:48:48When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:48:50everyone will be forced
00:48:51to know the truth
00:48:52that I am the greatest golfer
00:48:54in the world.
00:49:00I agreed to help me
00:49:01eschew off that trust fund brat
00:49:03by pretending to be her boyfriend
00:49:05tonight.
00:49:06the other way.
00:49:15Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:17It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:19God, Mid,
00:49:20you just drag any bum
00:49:21off the street,
00:49:23you dare
00:49:24show your face here?
00:49:25Dad,
00:49:26can you be nice?
00:49:27This is the hero
00:49:28I told you about
00:49:29that saved our golf club.
00:49:49Everyone,
00:49:51this
00:49:52is Henry Hale.
00:49:53His father
00:49:54is the president
00:49:55of the Golfers Association.
00:49:57Golf
00:49:57is in their blood.
00:50:00Just the type of family
00:50:01that my daughter
00:50:02should
00:50:03marry into.
00:50:08Henry,
00:50:08is it?
00:50:09Yep.
00:50:11Mid has told me
00:50:11so much about you.
00:50:12You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:13You act nothing like him.
00:50:15What would you know
00:50:16about my father?
00:50:17Nothing.
00:50:17He's just some broke bum
00:50:19that pulls weeds
00:50:19at our golf course.
00:50:26Mia,
00:50:27are you serious?
00:50:28You brought the help home?
00:50:32So humiliating.
00:50:33Yeah,
00:50:34what is he doing here?
00:50:36To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:40Oh,
00:50:40Mia has good taste.
00:50:42I'm sure she'll
00:50:42know someone's right for her.
00:50:44Watch it,
00:50:45yard boy.
00:50:46His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:50:48With one phone call,
00:50:49he can have you
00:50:50disqualified.
00:50:51Everybody,
00:50:52let's not waste
00:50:53our time on this loser.
00:50:54Our food's getting cold.
00:50:56Let's go eat.
00:51:01Here, please.
00:51:02Allow me.
00:51:10Oh,
00:51:11that reminds me,
00:51:12Mr. Collins.
00:51:13You have to try
00:51:14one of these.
00:51:14I just had him flown in
00:51:16from Cuba today.
00:51:17Really good Arbanos.
00:51:18Oh,
00:51:19now we're talking
00:51:20real Cuba,
00:51:21huh?
00:51:22Mm-hmm.
00:51:25There you go.
00:51:27Excellent taste,
00:51:28young man.
00:51:31Okay,
00:51:32can we not smoke
00:51:33at the table,
00:51:33please?
00:51:34I got a beer.
00:51:36Yeah,
00:51:37real mature.
00:51:40We should really try
00:51:41this meal.
00:51:42Our chef
00:51:43would be
00:51:43special.
00:51:54I'm sorry,
00:51:55man.
00:51:55I mistook that
00:51:56for an ashtray.
00:51:57Okay,
00:51:57that's enough.
00:51:58Stop disrespecting
00:51:59my guest.
00:52:03Don't worry about it.
00:52:05I'm sure they'll see
00:52:06a new side of me
00:52:06soon enough.
00:52:07I brought a gift.
00:52:22Ew,
00:52:23what is this?
00:52:24Sounds like shiny
00:52:25scrap metal.
00:52:27I bet it's all junk.
00:52:30Henry,
00:52:31show this schmuck
00:52:33what a real gift
00:52:34looks like.
00:52:34Yes,
00:52:35yes.
00:52:35Thank you for the
00:52:36reminder,
00:52:36my friend.
00:52:40Well,
00:52:40Mia,
00:52:41I knew you grew up
00:52:42idolizing Lion,
00:52:43so I wanted to do
00:52:44something special.
00:52:46I got you this.
00:52:48This is Lion's
00:52:49old tour card.
00:52:51It took me ages
00:52:52to get it out
00:52:52of my father's
00:52:53collection.
00:52:54That
00:52:54would go for
00:52:55millions
00:52:56at Sotheby's.
00:52:57Henry,
00:52:58this is
00:52:58very sweet of you,
00:53:00but
00:53:01it's
00:53:02far too valuable.
00:53:03I can't
00:53:04accept it.
00:53:07this is incredibly rare.
00:53:10What are you
00:53:11sparking about
00:53:11over there,
00:53:12huh?
00:53:13Worried about
00:53:13that little trash bag
00:53:14that you brought
00:53:14in comparison?
00:53:16Admit it,
00:53:16loser,
00:53:17you are jealous
00:53:18because you could
00:53:19never afford
00:53:20a gift like that.
00:53:25why don't we
00:53:26make a bet?
00:53:28All right,
00:53:29I'm listening.
00:53:32If my gift
00:53:32is more valuable
00:53:34than yours,
00:53:35you have to
00:53:36lick this plate clean.
00:53:39Cigar ash and all.
00:53:48What a coincidence.
00:53:51Looks like I want
00:53:53to give
00:53:53Mia
00:53:53a Lions tour
00:53:54card too.
00:53:58But not just one.
00:54:02Ten.
00:54:04Whoa.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08That's impossible.
00:54:09You're just
00:54:09a washed up loser.
00:54:11Like,
00:54:11how is that possible?
00:54:14Well,
00:54:14looks like you lost.
00:54:15Eat up.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:18Have I been
00:54:18getting this all wrong?
00:54:20I gotta make
00:54:21a phone call.
00:54:28Wait!
00:54:29Guys,
00:54:30we almost fell
00:54:30for this dude's trick.
00:54:31I just talked
00:54:32to my father.
00:54:33Apparently,
00:54:34there's hundreds
00:54:35of those things
00:54:35going around
00:54:36that are all fake.
00:54:37The only way
00:54:37you can even tell
00:54:38is if you put
00:54:39them against a fire
00:54:40and then the
00:54:41little lion's head
00:54:42will pop up.
00:54:43And let's be honest.
00:54:44These
00:54:45are certainly fake.
00:54:47And now,
00:54:48guess what?
00:54:49My dad's on his way
00:54:51and we're gonna bust
00:54:52you as the con man
00:54:53that you are.
00:54:54You pissed off
00:54:55the president?
00:54:56You are
00:54:57so screwed.
00:54:59How dare
00:55:00you bring
00:55:01fakes
00:55:02into my house?
00:55:03So you all
00:55:04think these cards
00:55:05are fake?
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Well,
00:55:09I believe Bobby.
00:55:10I don't think
00:55:11he'd lie to me.
00:55:12Well,
00:55:13why talk about it?
00:55:14Let's put it
00:55:15to the test.
00:55:16Wait,
00:55:16no,
00:55:17you can't destroy
00:55:17those.
00:55:18That's part
00:55:19of Lion's legacy.
00:55:20It's a disrespect
00:55:21to golf itself.
00:55:27Wait,
00:55:28no,
00:55:28you can't destroy
00:55:29those.
00:55:30That's part
00:55:30of Lion's legacy.
00:55:31It'd be an insult
00:55:32to golf itself.
00:55:33Oh my God,
00:55:34Mia,
00:55:35why are you
00:55:35believing this guy?
00:55:36I'm doing us
00:55:37all a favor
00:55:37by destroying these.
00:55:39I'm calling him
00:55:40out for having
00:55:40a scam.
00:55:46What's going on
00:55:47here?
00:55:48What if that card
00:55:49actually is
00:55:50real?
00:55:51Fire test gold.
00:55:54Adversity test men.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:58You lying
00:55:59con artist.
00:56:00I'm sick
00:56:01of your parlor tricks.
00:56:02Get on your knees,
00:56:03admit these are fake.
00:56:04Otherwise,
00:56:05I'm going to give you
00:56:06a glimpse
00:56:06into the depths
00:56:07of hell.
00:56:10Yeah,
00:56:11this is who
00:56:12I was telling you
00:56:12about.
00:56:13This is the con man.
00:56:17Ow!
00:56:18You idiot.
00:56:19What do you
00:56:20think you're doing?
00:56:21Mr. Chairman,
00:56:23he was the one
00:56:23that brought the fakes.
00:56:24We had nothing
00:56:25to do with it.
00:56:28Fakes.
00:56:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:33These are the real deal.
00:56:35What?
00:56:35What?
00:56:39Fakes.
00:56:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:44These are the real deal.
00:56:45What?
00:56:46Dad,
00:56:47what are you talking about?
00:56:48Are you senile?
00:56:49Like,
00:56:50those can't be real.
00:56:52Ow!
00:56:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:54Wait a minute.
00:56:55If those cards are real,
00:56:56then he...
00:56:58He's lying?
00:57:00I apologize
00:57:01for interrupting
00:57:02your family dinner.
00:57:03I'll be cutting up
00:57:05all of his credit cards
00:57:06again,
00:57:06and he will be grounded
00:57:08until hopefully
00:57:09he learns his lesson.
00:57:11What?
00:57:11Let's go.
00:57:11Your mother's in the car.
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:13God!
00:57:14Ow!
00:57:14It's a person!
00:57:15Ow!
00:57:16Ow!
00:57:17Almost destroyed
00:57:18those precious
00:57:20treasures.
00:57:22We didn't mean to.
00:57:23It was all Henry's fault!
00:57:27Well,
00:57:28it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:30Let's go for a walk.
00:57:32That sounds nice.
00:57:34It'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:36away from this stench.
00:57:48Sorry you had to deal
00:57:48with my family back there.
00:57:50Don't worry about it.
00:57:52I just didn't want
00:57:53our first date
00:57:53to end sour.
00:57:59Is that your wife?
00:58:09Yes.
00:58:11She passed in labor.
00:58:13I'm sorry.
00:58:16I know what it's like
00:58:17to lose someone you love.
00:58:19Never gets easier.
00:58:22I want you to know
00:58:23that I'm not trying
00:58:24to replace anybody.
00:58:26I just
00:58:28want to be by your side.
00:58:46Be careful.
00:58:48Hey, bitch.
00:58:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:51Hey, baby.
00:58:53Oh, no.
00:58:55Bobby, watch out.
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:07Let her go, Tyler.
00:59:14Bobby!
00:59:17I thought you were
00:59:18gonna go down swinging.
00:59:21Those are cute.
00:59:23Those are my daughters.
00:59:27See that?
00:59:28That's what you get
00:59:29for going against me,
00:59:30you son of a bitch.
00:59:34It's time to go join
00:59:35your wife in hell.
00:59:41Fuck!
00:59:41Come on, boys!
00:59:42You got lucky this time,
00:59:43motherfucker!
00:59:44Next time I see you,
00:59:45it's gonna be your last!
00:59:47Okay?
00:59:50my hand.
00:59:51Oh, I think it's broken.
00:59:53I gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:56Let's go.
01:00:04Wait, don't move.
01:00:08Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
01:00:11I have an itch
01:00:13down there.
01:00:15My hands are...
01:00:16Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
01:00:21Is it right here?
01:00:28How's that feel?
01:00:30That's amazing.
01:00:31Is that it?
01:00:32Oh, yeah.
01:00:33That's so good.
01:00:36That's amazing.
01:00:38Please.
01:00:40Oh, yes.
01:00:42What's Scotty doing?
01:00:45Eleanor!
01:00:46Daddy!
01:00:48Hey.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:50I'm sorry.
01:00:51It's okay.
01:00:52Hey, Doc.
01:00:53What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:54Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:58He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
01:01:01or there will be permanent consequences.
01:01:03Six weeks?
01:01:05What about the U.S. Open?
01:01:07You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:01:12I missed you, Eleanor.
01:01:14I missed you, too.
01:01:15Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:17You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:20I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:22I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:01:24Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:28What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:33Four hours is plenty.
01:01:35I'll win.
01:01:36For you and me.
01:01:38It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending.
01:01:44Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:46The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:50The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:53This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:58The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:02:04It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:02:08Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17Wait, Bobby.
01:02:18Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:02:19This legendary lion.
01:02:21He's a grand slam champion.
01:02:23He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:25And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:02:31But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:02:37Okay.
01:02:52You're old news, loser.
01:02:54Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:03:01Feisty.
01:03:02I like it.
01:03:03You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:03:07you up.
01:03:07It's so fucking gross.
01:03:08Enough.
01:03:09This is a waste of time.
01:03:10While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:03:21You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:40I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:04:06You know what?
01:04:08The Golden Hills Golden Boy strike with neo-robotic precision.
01:04:14they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and
01:04:19swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't
01:04:30beat us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy
01:04:53don't
01:04:55push yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:05:06all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:05:34hey are you okay how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:05:46oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:05:52catch up quickly
01:05:55game's just begun
01:06:16mia where are you hey do you need something i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:06:24oh yeah hold on
01:06:28can you massage it please the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:36where does it hurt
01:06:39right here
01:06:54the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself tonight
01:07:22i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:28eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:32a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that
01:07:38ever happened to you
01:07:55four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:58the
01:08:14what's going on blue scoff ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:08:26wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker what are they trying to do
01:08:33that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an
01:08:39impossible lie we're completely dug in what are you gonna do just give it up old man according
01:08:53to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke the mighty lion is trapped
01:09:00in our cage there's no way these guys are this precise they must be playing dirty
01:09:08you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:09:24you want a hint the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one
01:09:30conclusion you lose ai's never wrong you're so screwed dude just accept it you're a washed up retiree
01:09:42you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:09:50leave it to me
01:10:09how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:10:22see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:10:30it runs the world now bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole just to tie with
01:10:36kane
01:10:37shit mia we're done for looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:43the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him it's your biggest mistake making it in the
01:10:48hole from the bunker nobody can do that
01:10:53wait on the green something's moving
01:11:00wait that's my ball
01:11:04did he just
01:11:06oh so close but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes it's okay guys even if august
01:11:15golf club goes down we'll stick together like family our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly
01:11:23what we need to get in your way when in your dreams our ai's calculated your chances and guess what
01:11:32it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:11:39what's this i can't believe my eyes the ball's still moving
01:11:44look alive boys i'm still in play
01:11:52it sucks
01:11:55a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible yeah he must really be embarrassed
01:12:10huh
01:12:11oh my god let's go
01:12:21i knew you could do it
01:12:25our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:12:28how did you
01:12:30nah you know what man it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:32right i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:12:38it's not a bug
01:12:39he took the path that ai considered to be impossible
01:12:43and he did it in one stroke
01:12:45he's done what ai thought to be
01:12:47beyond human ability
01:12:48a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience
01:12:54on the golf course
01:12:57it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:13:00so all your little microchips won't win
01:13:05now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:13:08bobby and kane are tied for first
01:13:10you know what this means
01:13:11a sudden death rap
01:13:14whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:18let's go boys
01:13:25what's wrong
01:13:28the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:13:30don't worry
01:13:32i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:13:49let's go
01:13:50come on now
01:13:58you've held out long enough old man
01:14:00it's time to end your legacy lion
01:14:08damn it
01:14:09painkillers worn off
01:14:22next is hole 10
01:14:24535 yards
01:14:25at par 4
01:14:26kane carter is up next
01:14:35just give up
01:14:36the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:39not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:41you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:57the flag's all the way over there
01:14:59just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:15:02disappear?
01:15:03there's not a cloud in sight
01:15:04you really are crazy
01:15:06my experience doesn't lie
01:15:20even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:15:24chin up old man
01:15:25you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:28for good
01:15:29daddy
01:15:30a lucky magic spell for you
01:15:32i know you can do it
01:15:34you got this
01:15:38soon
01:15:40soon?
01:15:40soon what?
01:15:42are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:43i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:45because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:47anything less and that trophy is mine
01:15:50a miracle?
01:15:52miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:05the sun
01:16:07it actually disappeared
01:16:19fine
01:16:19at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:32nice shot bud
01:16:33bummer
01:16:34nerd
01:16:35yes
01:16:36kane slipped up
01:16:38bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:16:41then he's tied with kane
01:16:43it's for another round
01:16:44got this daddy
01:16:45god
01:16:48at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:50how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:52this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:54even at his peak
01:16:55plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:57you can keep dreaming bud
01:17:00now it's bobby's turn
01:17:02he's looking rough
01:17:03we believe in you bobby
01:17:04you got this
01:17:11wait
01:17:12bobby's not aiming for the saves
01:17:14he's aiming for the flash
01:17:15he's swinging for the wind
01:17:17i tell you what
01:17:18i'll sweeten it
01:17:20you pull off this miracle
01:17:22i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:24and i'll hand it to august
01:17:29august doesn't want your club
01:17:31your reputation is trash
01:17:35and you
01:17:38i'll go beyond
01:17:40i'll beat the old me
01:17:41after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:47now watch this drive
01:17:48and i'll see you next time
01:18:21fly golf ball fly
01:18:23big daddy's dream come true
01:18:45how did he do this
01:18:53let's go
01:18:54let's go
01:18:54oh my god
01:18:56no
01:18:59i lost
01:19:01look
01:19:01he crushed me
01:19:03how could kane lose to this fucking old bastard
01:19:09daddy i knew you're the bestest
01:19:13folks did you see this
01:19:15he managed to beat kane carter with an injured right hand
01:19:19he's back folks
01:19:20the gooks
01:19:21the lion
01:19:22bobby
01:19:28the winner of the u.s open championship
01:19:32bobby the lion
01:19:34i didn't do this for me
01:19:43i did it for all of us
01:19:45for august golf club
01:19:49you cheated
01:19:52this trophy belongs to the golden hills golf club
01:19:54you were taking pills
01:19:56i saw it with my own two eyes
01:19:58you were doping
01:20:01no the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started
01:20:07you got proof of that sweetheart
01:20:09i can prove it
01:20:16the doping you saw
01:20:19painkillers
01:20:20prescribed by the hospital for his injuries
01:20:23legal approved by the association
01:20:26and cleared prior to competition
01:20:29it's all documented right here
01:20:32you
01:20:33you're on his team
01:20:35you're in on it
01:20:36oh and uh
01:20:37as far as your crimes go
01:20:39i've got
01:20:40implanting microchips
01:20:42to cheat
01:20:43and also aggravated assault
01:20:45i have evidence
01:20:47how about you
01:20:51i have evidence
01:20:53do you
01:20:57this is enough to arrest you
01:20:58and
01:20:59investigate your little club
01:21:01come on
01:21:02what a true motherfucker
01:21:04lion
01:21:04you finally returned
01:21:06reclaiming your place as champion
01:21:15a long time ago
01:21:16i said i was going to retire
01:21:18but i did for my daughter
01:21:19and since i've won
01:21:21i'm going back into retirement
01:21:26stay
01:21:27we need a legend
01:21:30like you
01:21:30in golf
01:21:31to lead the way
01:21:32please
01:21:33stay
01:21:34stay
01:21:35Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say.
01:21:41Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now,
01:21:44and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:47I'm staying with you. I'm not golfing.
01:21:53Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:57I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:22:00You're amazing.
01:22:03I'm a big girl now.
01:22:05Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:22:07Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:22:15Okay.
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:23:18It's not your time to die yet.
01:23:21I've just been sane and awakened my medical legacy.
01:23:28Your soul is already halfway out the door.
01:23:32I'm snatching you from the grip.
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