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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I'd take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around
00:00:47the world.
00:00:48Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations my friend, winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:58king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:18I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry, we saved your daughter.
00:01:28But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:06I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire, I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promised.
00:02:29I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:43Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:17See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me.
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah, I could have done better.
00:05:06I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:58I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:31But I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I...
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:23It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel.
00:09:44Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:41Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:45Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:01Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:28What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:46How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:40Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake.
00:12:43You keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man, let go.
00:12:47You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:01It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or...
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:22Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh...
00:14:40Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me.
00:14:59And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:26Fuck you, man.
00:15:27Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:28Woo!
00:16:293.02 yards.
00:16:30Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:41That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:04You're dead right?
00:17:05Copeless, what an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:092.13 in the rough.
00:17:12Oh my God, my grantly could swing harder than that dude.
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:39what gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy shit let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been
00:18:10a coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:14jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing
00:18:35come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not
00:18:51here i come
00:18:53hey
00:18:54jake
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:59he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:19:05thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:10i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament
00:19:23must have been strained for a long time
00:19:26everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this
00:19:32i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no
00:19:33i can keep going
00:19:34i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40i like this golf club
00:19:41it's the last thing mom left us
00:19:43i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:48it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:53i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say
00:19:56watch this bitch
00:20:02is that the best you got
00:20:05i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in
00:20:18he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:20but his wrist
00:20:20will you stop
00:20:23as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:25no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through
00:20:33why don't i help you with that
00:20:37that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off
00:20:49this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:51go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:53jake that's enough
00:20:54step down
00:20:55if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:58let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia
00:21:04you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:07why
00:21:09are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls
00:21:15i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get into your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america
00:21:40and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:43just look at yourself
00:21:45covered in filth
00:21:47carrying around a burden
00:21:49you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:54excuse me sir
00:21:56don't mind him
00:21:58he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia
00:22:01i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:04and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife
00:22:29you should have brought her with you
00:22:30i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:37the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave
00:22:48i'm begging
00:22:49the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:51remember
00:22:52you got a lot on the line
00:22:54you lose this
00:22:55you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:57and
00:22:58losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03deal
00:23:05you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:21is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:23we're screwed
00:23:24the clueless groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:28you know wind speed
00:23:29five miles an hour
00:23:31humidity
00:23:32sixty percent
00:23:34good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water
00:23:46forget about the hole
00:23:48you won't even make it over the water
00:23:49i win
00:24:04what
00:24:04the fuck
00:24:07what the fuck
00:24:09was he about to perform a miracle
00:24:10there's no way
00:24:11it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't control where it lands
00:24:19what the water
00:24:21skipped it in the hole
00:24:22but how
00:24:23it's a miracle
00:24:24am i dreaming
00:24:26did we actually beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:28this is impossible
00:24:30there's no way i lost to a
00:24:32an amateur
00:24:33a gardener
00:24:34impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:38no
00:24:38only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he
00:24:52master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:55who are you
00:25:00who are you
00:25:01me
00:25:01i'm a nobody
00:25:02i'm a gardener
00:25:04who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:09yes
00:25:10of course
00:25:11you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you
00:25:14mia
00:25:14this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:17can't leave it with this guy
00:25:19bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:21i mean mia please
00:25:22we should reconsider
00:25:23was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:26i mean
00:25:26how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:29why would he be slumming at august golf club
00:25:31all the things he could be doing
00:25:33yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:36we'd be left out
00:25:37okay silence all of you
00:25:39i believe in bobby
00:25:41and he's our only hope now
00:25:43hey bobby
00:25:44i got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:50i got anything you could ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash
00:25:55or an advancement
00:25:56but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:59if you'll still have us
00:26:01i heard golf club's going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:08just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:14tuition
00:26:1570k a year
00:26:25i just mowed the lawn
00:26:26i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august
00:26:34in the qualifications next week
00:26:35my heart's racing
00:26:38what's going on
00:26:39you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this
00:26:44hey
00:26:45aren't you forgetting something
00:26:47what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right
00:26:51my brother
00:26:51kane carter
00:26:52he's the grand champ
00:26:54your little amateur ass
00:26:56are you sure you want this
00:26:57it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:59a bet's a bet
00:27:05baby
00:27:06you bastard
00:27:07you're gonna regret this
00:27:09men honor their words
00:27:11dogs run with their tails
00:27:13tucked between their legs
00:27:15what are you little boy
00:27:16you motherfucker
00:27:18mark my words
00:27:19you motherfuckers
00:27:20are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost
00:27:33to a ground speaker
00:27:35a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke
00:27:39if you just give me another chance
00:27:41i'll do
00:27:43useless
00:27:44the golden hill club
00:27:45does not tolerate excuses
00:27:46from losers
00:27:47you better not fail me again
00:27:48in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know
00:28:00golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but
00:28:04it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired
00:28:09for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about it
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:10do you want me to do
00:29:19i'll get to the show
00:29:20i've been grabbing
00:29:20for some time
00:29:22did the work
00:29:24and it's all for me
00:29:25i've been grabbing
00:29:27no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID
00:31:12and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Let's try to put this one as your library.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:06only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:09is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:02I'll be right back.
00:33:09he's 15th every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:33:15you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the best you've
00:33:24got
00:33:24is dead last you know it's how i shut up august is not gonna be dead last just mark my
00:33:29words
00:33:29yeah don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow
00:33:36that's something coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u
00:33:42.s
00:33:42gardener the august golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i
00:33:48think
00:33:48you should be disqualified all in favor raise your hand
00:33:54golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone deserves a shot the only insult here
00:34:00is your elitist attitude august golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:34:05as she did golf club on the verge of going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:47this is my rating
00:35:06six years ago you retired vanished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers right come and gone kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:26mr hale you have to see this we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:32the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait to celebrate your comeback i'm gonna return
00:35:44all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:35:49the champ
00:35:53what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in the nation
00:36:00have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s
00:36:05no that can't be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts i guess the whole world's gonna
00:36:12know that the golden hills country club is
00:36:14all bark and no bikes
00:36:19quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies all of them i want the world to know that the
00:36:26roaring lion has returned
00:36:31wait
00:36:32as an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so he's probably not even registered
00:36:37yeah that explains it how would a failing club like the autogust have a top 10 player with them
00:36:42well if i'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me
00:36:47what does that make you
00:36:48you're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:50you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:36:53we have the right to unlock it
00:36:55if you get on your knees right now
00:36:57i might let you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01well go ahead unlock it
00:37:02i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06go boys
00:37:08you're gonna regret that
00:37:09get ready folks
00:37:10this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24what?
00:37:26he's not just in the top 10 he's the best in the country?
00:37:30that means
00:37:31he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane
00:37:34how?
00:37:35could it be?
00:37:38no that that can't be right
00:37:41there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:42he's got a point
00:37:43can you imagine the grand slam winner lion raking leaves?
00:37:47no way
00:37:47thank goodness
00:37:48you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:55this golf tournament's for pros not no amateurs like you
00:37:58boys get them out of here
00:38:00that's not up to you
00:38:01that's up to the golfers association
00:38:05miss wilson
00:38:05as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:10tyler
00:38:12should i throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:21you're on their side?
00:38:23oh don't act shocked
00:38:24it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:26i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:31i think we should get them out of here
00:38:32an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:38:40on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42i'm revoking your entry into the u.s opens
00:38:45you bastards
00:38:47i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:49gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:52the chairman?
00:38:54that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00empathism is a big word for you, ma'am
00:39:02you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06he's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:08boys, get them out of here
00:39:09i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11make sure they're gone
00:39:12i don't want them crawling back
00:39:14this is my turn
00:39:20this is my turn
00:39:27hands up
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:35no one's ever seen it
00:39:36why did he bring it today?
00:39:38the riders
00:39:39president's cup
00:39:40masters
00:39:41the open
00:39:42the pga tour
00:39:43they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:46mr chairman
00:39:48what are you doing here?
00:39:50i'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the open is run by the golfers association
00:39:57not golden hills
00:39:58mr. chairman
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02i'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04the trash
00:40:09how dare you?
00:40:11do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14are you serious right now?
00:40:16you know?
00:40:16you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:18oh!
00:40:21who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:27mr. hale
00:40:29there's a bug in the system
00:40:31he's not even in the rankings
00:40:33he's a nobody
00:40:34a nobody
00:40:35so all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:39all these trophies belong to him
00:40:43that's impossible
00:40:44he's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again
00:40:48all these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:51he is
00:40:53the legendary golfer
00:41:01the legendary golfer
00:41:03sir
00:41:05i need to talk to you
00:41:06in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me?
00:41:14look
00:41:15i'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19eleanor's still young
00:41:20and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24i am so sorry claire i wasn't there for you
00:41:27i was chasing trophies and wins and i should have been by your side
00:41:33i promise
00:41:34i will not do the same thing to my daughter
00:41:41i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43i understand
00:41:46i can keep your secret
00:41:48thanks
00:41:49here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review
00:41:56we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:15everyone except
00:42:16Tyler
00:42:24i'm
00:42:25i'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:32i am the president of the golf association and the host of the u.s open
00:42:38i do have that right
00:42:39you old bastard
00:42:41you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:42:45enough
00:42:47you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:53you have no authority here
00:42:56take them out
00:42:58you can't do this
00:42:59you can't do this
00:42:59you reckless bastard
00:43:01as for you
00:43:04the golf association has no room for a golden hills simpering lapdog
00:43:10you're fired
00:43:11you can't fire me
00:43:13i am the vice president
00:43:15you can't fucking fire me you bastard
00:43:21i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with a new life
00:43:25an ai neural chip implant
00:43:27now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:34i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35i chose to come back
00:43:36i'm ready for anything
00:43:39come what may
00:43:54all right
00:43:55you can open your eyes
00:44:03so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:44:06i don't know
00:44:07but i do know that i'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy is this all for me
00:44:19it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh i can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may i have the first dance
00:44:40yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:06why it's you my pretty little princess eleanor
00:45:10wait daddy i've got you a present
00:45:14shhh
00:45:15this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:16i made it at school
00:45:18miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:21daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:26i'll be cheering for you
00:45:27and i know mommy will too
00:45:29i never wanted eleanor to worry about me so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:36thank you sweetie
00:45:39i promise i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the u.s open
00:45:52which is also known as golf's longest day
00:45:56today's going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:57which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:46:01so
00:46:01good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:24wow
00:46:25wow
00:46:26oh dear wow
00:46:26wow
00:46:27jim i love it
00:46:28that was incredible
00:46:44wow
00:46:45wow
00:46:46wow
00:46:46wow
00:46:46wow
00:46:47wow
00:46:49i saved this one
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:00We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No, disgusting.
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:09Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:44like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll prove myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:54everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:05by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:25You dare show your face here.
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:59Golf is in their blood.
00:49:02Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:27Mia, are you serious?
00:49:29You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:41Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:43I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:47His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:49With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:53Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:57Let's go eat.
00:50:02Here, please.
00:50:03Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:14You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him cloned in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good urbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're done.
00:50:22Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef would be special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:10I brought a gift.
00:51:11I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew, what is this?
00:51:25It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:31Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:36Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:38Mm-hmm.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:51It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:01But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:26Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:42Hmph.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:0310.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:20I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got 10 points.
00:53:28Wait.
00:53:29Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:42head would pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest, these are certain places.
00:53:47And now, guess what?
00:53:49My dad's on his way and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:03So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:12Well, why talk about it?
00:54:14Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:20That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:29That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:38I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:01Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:55:12This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow!
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again.
00:56:05What?
00:56:06And he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:10Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:13Ow!
00:56:14It's the person!
00:56:15Ow!
00:56:15We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:22It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:31That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:54Hmm.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:20I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:57:52Hey, baby.
00:57:54No!
00:57:56Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:14Bobby!
00:58:18I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24That was my daughter.
00:58:27See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:41It's time to go.
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:50Not yet.
00:58:52I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:09Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:48Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52Sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:18What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:24I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:06It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:20Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:55You're old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:10That's fucking gross.
01:02:11Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:13While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping Lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:26Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself.
01:03:58You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:10Alright, well you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:55To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59Game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia?
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:25I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight.
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're going to win today,
01:06:41because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:20What's going on?
01:07:22Loose's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag, it's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:39That's the game plan!
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in!
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie!
01:07:51We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we gonna do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:07There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm.
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:30You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:44Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See?
01:09:31He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:54It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it into the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:08That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just...
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:33When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:51I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:53The ball's still moving!
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:58I'm still in play.
01:11:05It stopped?
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:27Oh, my God!
01:11:29Let's go!
01:11:30Oh, my God!
01:11:32Let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:42Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:55And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:57He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:10It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death rap.
01:12:27Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:46I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:04Let's go!
01:13:04Oh, come on now!
01:13:12You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it!
01:13:25Painkillers worn off.
01:13:36Nice!
01:13:37Yeah!
01:13:37Let's go!
01:13:38Next is full 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:51Just give up.
01:13:52The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:18There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're screwed.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:00I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:07A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:36Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:49nice shot bud bummer nerdy yes kane slipped up bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:58and put it in the hole then he's tied with kane let's run another round got this daddy god
01:16:06at his time it's gonna be the total eclipse how's he gonna swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud now it's bobby's turn he's looking rough we believe in you bobby you got
01:16:23this wait bobby's not aiming for the sage he's aiming for the flash he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i'll tell you what i'll sweeten it you pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august august doesn't want your club your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond i'll beat the old me after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:08now watch this drive
01:17:13now watch this drive
01:17:16now watch this drive
01:17:17now watch this drive
01:17:18now watch this drive
01:17:19now watch this drive
01:17:20now watch this drive
01:17:23now watch this drive
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:59Yeah!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:08Let's go!
01:18:14Oh my God.
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:21He crushed me.
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:38He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goats, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:22The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:29I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:46And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:56Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:14Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Oh, punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:35A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:40And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:47Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:53Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:42I'm Anthony.
01:21:43I'm Anthony.
01:21:57I'm Anthony.
01:22:01We're all going to be a big, happy family.
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