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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I'd take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around
00:00:47the world.
00:00:48Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations my friend, winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:58king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:18I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry, we saved your daughter.
00:01:28But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:06I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire, I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promised.
00:02:29I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:43Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:17See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me.
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah, I could have done better.
00:05:06I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:58I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:41You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:31But I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:54I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I...
00:08:10Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:33Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:39About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:23It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:42Gabriel.
00:09:44Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:25Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:41Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:43What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:45Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:58Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:01Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:05Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:10Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:28What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:46How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:40Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake.
00:12:43You keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man, let go.
00:12:47You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:01It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or...
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:51And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:22Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:34Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh...
00:14:40Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:42When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me.
00:14:59And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:14My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:26Fuck you, man.
00:15:27Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:36So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:28Woo!
00:16:293.02 yards.
00:16:30Mid fairway.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:41That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:16:54Pentium busted.
00:17:04Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh!
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my God!
00:17:13My granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:39what gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy shit let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been
00:18:10a coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:14jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing
00:18:35come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not
00:18:51here i come
00:18:53hey
00:18:54jake
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:59he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:19:05thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:10i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament
00:19:23must have been strained for a long time
00:19:26everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this
00:19:32i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no
00:19:33i can keep going
00:19:34i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40i like this golf club
00:19:41it's the last thing mom left us
00:19:43i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:48it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:53i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say
00:19:56watch this bitch
00:20:02is that the best you got
00:20:05i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in
00:20:18he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:20but his wrist
00:20:20will you stop
00:20:23as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:25no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through
00:20:33why don't i help you with that
00:20:37that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off
00:20:49this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:51go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:53jake that's enough
00:20:54step down
00:20:55if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:58let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia
00:21:04you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:07why
00:21:09are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls
00:21:15i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get into your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america
00:21:40and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:43just look at yourself
00:21:45covered in filth
00:21:47carrying around a burden
00:21:49you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:54excuse me sir
00:21:56don't mind him
00:21:58he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia
00:22:01i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:04and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife
00:22:29you should have brought her with you
00:22:30i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:37the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:47front of her grave
00:22:48i'm begging
00:22:49the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:51remember
00:22:52you got a lot on the line
00:22:54you lose this
00:22:55you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:57and
00:22:58losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03deal
00:23:05you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:21is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:23we're screwed
00:23:24the clueless groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:28you know wind speed
00:23:29five miles an hour
00:23:31humidity
00:23:32sixty percent
00:23:34good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water
00:23:46forget about the hole
00:23:48you won't even make it over the water
00:23:49i win
00:24:04what
00:24:04the fuck
00:24:07what the fuck
00:24:09was he about to perform a miracle
00:24:10there's no way
00:24:11it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't control where it lands
00:24:19what the water
00:24:21skipped it in the hole
00:24:22but how
00:24:23it's a miracle
00:24:24am i dreaming
00:24:26did we actually beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:28this is impossible
00:24:30there's no way i lost to a
00:24:32an amateur
00:24:33a gardener
00:24:34impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:38no
00:24:38only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he
00:24:52master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:55who are you
00:25:00who are you
00:25:01me
00:25:01i'm a nobody
00:25:02i'm a gardener
00:25:04who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:09yes
00:25:10of course
00:25:11you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you
00:25:14mia
00:25:14this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:17can't leave it with this guy
00:25:19bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:21i mean mia please
00:25:22we should reconsider
00:25:23was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:26i mean
00:25:26how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:29why would he be slumming at august golf club
00:25:31all the things he could be doing
00:25:33yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:36we'd be left out
00:25:37okay silence all of you
00:25:39i believe in bobby
00:25:41and he's our only hope now
00:25:43hey bobby
00:25:44i got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:50i got anything you could ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash
00:25:55or an advancement
00:25:56but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:59if you'll still have us
00:26:01i heard golf club's going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:08just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:14tuition
00:26:1570k a year
00:26:25i just mowed the lawn
00:26:26i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august
00:26:34in the qualifications next week
00:26:35my heart's racing
00:26:38what's going on
00:26:39you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this
00:26:44hey
00:26:45aren't you forgetting something
00:26:47what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right
00:26:51my brother
00:26:51kane carter
00:26:52he's the grand champ
00:26:54your little amateur ass
00:26:56are you sure you want this
00:26:57it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:59a bet's a bet
00:27:05baby
00:27:06you bastard
00:27:07you're gonna regret this
00:27:09men honor their words
00:27:11dogs run with their tails
00:27:13tucked between their legs
00:27:15what are you little boy
00:27:16you motherfucker
00:27:18mark my words
00:27:19you motherfuckers
00:27:20are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost
00:27:33to a ground speaker
00:27:35a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke
00:27:39if you just give me another chance
00:27:41i'll do
00:27:43useless
00:27:44the golden hill club
00:27:45does not tolerate excuses
00:27:46from losers
00:27:47you better not fail me again
00:27:48in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know
00:28:00golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but
00:28:04it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that i really took notice
00:28:08i can't believe he's been retired
00:28:09for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:19do you want me to still think about it
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55i'm so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:00thank you
00:29:19and it's all for me
00:29:25i've been grabbing
00:29:27no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5450 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID
00:31:12and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:34Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Let's try to put this one as your library.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasting my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:06only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:09is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:40Okay.
00:33:09He's 15th.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose me,
00:33:18but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:36That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means
00:33:40to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:42Gardner?
00:33:43The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper
00:33:45to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner,
00:34:03Crash the Press Conference,
00:34:04to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05And she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:47This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:09Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback,
00:35:42I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:46Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55According to the Govers Association rules,
00:35:58only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world is going to know
00:36:12that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know
00:36:26that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:32There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:36So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:37Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust
00:36:40have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me,
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:50You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now,
00:36:57I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead.
00:37:02Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:10This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher
00:37:32than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:40But there's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying,
00:37:46raking leaves?
00:37:46No way.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:55This golf tournament's for pros,
00:37:57not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson,
00:38:06as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler,
00:38:12should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:13I knew you making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:24It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club
00:38:28don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:45You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lion.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:36Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters,
00:39:41the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies,
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:46Mr. Chairman,
00:39:48what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the Open is run by the Golfers Association,
00:39:57not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman,
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You know, you're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:19Oh!
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale,
00:40:29there's a bug in the system.
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:35So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible,
00:40:46time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:52He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer.
00:41:03Sir,
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look,
00:41:15I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young,
00:41:21and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:27I was chasing trophies and wins,
00:41:30and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:34I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:44I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:47Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review,
00:41:56we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that,
00:42:30and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:32I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:35and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake
00:42:42making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club
00:42:48have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out.
00:42:58You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You reckless bastard.
00:43:02As for you,
00:43:04the Golf Association has no room
00:43:07for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:10You're fired.
00:43:12You can fire me.
00:43:13I am the vice president.
00:43:15You can't fucking fire me,
00:43:18you bastard.
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills
00:43:24has been experimenting
00:43:24with an AI neurochip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers
00:43:29expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right.
00:43:55You can open your eyes.
00:43:57Oh my.
00:44:00I need no help.
00:44:03So you want to guess
00:44:04what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know
00:44:09that I'm going to love it
00:44:11because it's a present
00:44:12from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy,
00:44:18is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like my drawing.
00:44:21Yep.
00:44:22It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess,
00:44:39may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror,
00:45:03on the wall,
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess
00:45:05of them all.
00:45:07Why, it's you,
00:45:08my pretty little princess,
00:45:10Eleanor.
00:45:10Wait, Daddy.
00:45:12I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it
00:45:20means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy,
00:45:23you're going to be
00:45:23the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor
00:45:31to worry about me,
00:45:31so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:39I promise
00:45:40I'm going to get you
00:45:42everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody,
00:45:50to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the U.S. Open,
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be
00:45:56a 36-hole round,
00:45:57which means only the top 50 players
00:45:59will advance to the final round.
00:46:01So, good luck.
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Oh, dear!
00:46:26Whoa!
00:46:27Oh, dear!
00:46:27That was incredible.
00:46:50you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:46:58come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off with that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:47:09tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:47:22lion you finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:47:42head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:47:52when i'm implanted with this chip everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:56that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:03i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brad by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir god mid you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:25you dare show your face here dad you'd be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved
00:48:32our golf club
00:48:52everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association golf is in their blood
00:49:02just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:10henry is it yep mia's told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:49:17what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:27mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:49:41oh mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her watch it yard boy his father runs
00:49:48a u.s.
00:49:49open with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:56our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:50:02here please allow me
00:50:12oh that reminds me mr collins you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from
00:50:18cuba today
00:50:18really good urbanos oh now we're done real cuba huh
00:50:23mm-hmm there you go excellent taste young man thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:37yeah real mature
00:50:42you should really try this meal our chef being special
00:50:56i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough i brought a gift
00:51:23oh what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal i bet it's all junk
00:51:31henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:51:40well mia i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:51:47i got you this this is lion's old tour card
00:51:51it took me ages to get out of my father's collection
00:51:55that would go for millions of sotheby's henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:01but it's far too valuable i can't can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare what are you sparking about over there huh worried about that little trash
00:52:15bag that you brought in comparison admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like
00:52:21that
00:52:26why don't we make a bet all right i'm listening
00:52:32if my gift is more valuable than yours you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:39cigar ash and all
00:52:49what a coincidence looks like i want to give mia alliance tour card too
00:52:55i want to give you a chance to get out of my life
00:52:59but not just one
00:53:0410. whoa
00:53:06what that's impossible you're just a washed up loser like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost eat up geez have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:21i gotta make a phone call
00:53:29wait guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32i just talked to my father apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all
00:53:36fake the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little
00:53:41lion's head
00:53:42will pop up and let's be honest these are certain places
00:53:47and now guess what my dad's on his way and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you
00:53:53are
00:53:54you pissed off the president you are so screwed
00:53:59how dare you bring fakes into my house so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:05yeah yeah yeah well i believe bobby i don't think you'd lie to me well why talk about it let's
00:54:15put
00:54:15to the test wait no you can't destroy those that's part of lion's legacy that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:27wait no you can't destroy those that's part of lion's legacy it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:33oh my god mia why are you believing this guy i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these i'm
00:54:39calling
00:54:39him out for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here what if that card actually is real fire test gold adversity test men yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist i'm sick of your parlor tricks get on your knees admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise i'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:10dad this is who i was telling you about this is the con man
00:55:17ow you idiot what do you think you're doing mr chairman he was the one that brought the fakes we
00:55:24had
00:55:25nothing to do with it fakes
00:55:31no no no no no no these are the real deal what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no no no these are the real deal what dad what are you talking about are you
00:55:48senile like
00:55:49those can't be real
00:55:51ow did i raise an idiot wait a minute if those cards are real then he
00:55:57he's lying i apologize for interrupting your family dinner i'll be cutting up all of his credit
00:56:05cards again and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson what let's go your mother's in
00:56:14person we almost destroyed those precious treasures we didn't mean to it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well it looks like dinner's finished to me let's go for a walk that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench
00:56:46sorry you had to deal with my family back there don't worry about it i just didn't want our first
00:56:52date and sour
00:56:57is that your wife
00:57:08yes she passed in labor
00:57:12i'm sorry i know what it's like to lose someone you love never gets easier i want you to know
00:57:22that
00:57:22i'm not trying to replace anybody i just want to be by your side
00:57:44stay here mia
00:57:47be careful hey
00:57:50who's gonna save you now huh hey baby
00:57:54no
00:57:56bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go tyler
00:58:14bobby
00:58:17i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:22bobby
00:58:23those are cute
00:58:24those are my daughters
00:58:28see that
00:58:29it's what you get for going against me you son of a
00:58:31bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:58:41fuck come on boys you got lucky this time
00:58:44mother fucker next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:48okay
00:58:51man
00:58:52oh i think it's frozen
00:58:54gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:09not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13i have an itch
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands are
00:59:18okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:30how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:33is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:35that's so good
00:59:38that's amazing
00:59:40please
00:59:42oh yes
00:59:43what's daddy doing
00:59:46eleanor
00:59:49daddy
00:59:50hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52i'm sorry
00:59:53it's okay
00:59:53it's okay
00:59:54hey doc
00:59:55um what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:56well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:07what about the u.s open you need rest and that's doctor's orders
01:00:14i missed you eleanor i missed you too
01:00:17wait wait wait what are you doing you need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s open i'll pop oxy if i have to okay but we only
01:00:27have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts four hours what are you gonna do when the pill wears off you can't hold the
01:00:32club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty i'll win
01:00:38for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the u.s open championships the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:52the player with the lowest total score will win this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:58the auckland golf club the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall roughs and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake who will conquer the devil's course and who will
01:01:13claim the sterling trophy
01:01:17what what wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper is the legendary lion he's a grand slam champion he's never
01:01:26lost a tournament and now that the lion's back if we win august will be saved bobby didn't want to
01:01:32tell him about his injury but his right hand is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card shut the
01:02:01fuck up tyler feisty i like it you can keep screeching but when i win i'm gonna find something to
01:02:09shove down your throat to shut you up so gross enough this is a waste of time while lion has
01:02:15been
01:02:15sleeping away all these years i have been conquering this very course year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing
01:03:23path
01:03:27man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has-been he can't beat us he's done
01:03:35for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your grand slam here he's better off as my caddy
01:03:57don't push yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:10all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god we made it to the finals
01:04:53i'm still way behind to win this game i have to catch up quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:19game's just begun
01:05:20mia
01:05:22where are you hey do you need something
01:05:25i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it please the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:45right here
01:06:00the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:06you're mine
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that
01:06:44ever
01:06:44happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:03i need to finish before noon
01:07:20what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:39that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:51you're completely dug in what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in
01:08:03one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all your experience
01:08:21is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:38you lose
01:08:39ai's never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:44dude dude dude just accept it you're a washed up retiree you can't be cold hard facts don't you
01:08:51understand that it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:38it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to link the ball in the hole just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia we're done for looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him it's your biggest mistake making it into the
01:09:56hole from the bunker nobody can do the hole from the bunker nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green something's moving
01:10:08wait that's my ball
01:10:12did he just oh so close but it looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys even if august golf club goes down we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way when in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this i can't believe my eyes the ball's still moving look alive boys i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible yeah he must really be
01:11:14embarrassed huh
01:11:33i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you nah you know man it's gotta be a bug or something right i mean there's no way
01:11:47that this
01:11:47guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug he took the path that ai considered to be impossible and he did it in one
01:11:56stroke
01:11:57he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on
01:12:08the
01:12:08golf course it's gonna be a long time before you beat me so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard bobby and kane are tied for first you know what
01:12:25this means a sudden death round whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:04let's go come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:36nice
01:13:38next is full 10. 535 yards at par 4. kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11the hell are you looking at old man flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:14:21my experience doesn't lie
01:14:36you're screwed
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:41chin up old man you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:46daddy a lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this anything less and that trophy is
01:15:07mine
01:15:07a miracle miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:38the sun
01:15:48nice shot bud bummer nerdy
01:15:54yes kane slipped up bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane let's run another round
01:16:02got this daddy god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be the total eclipse how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak plus it's about to be pitch black soon you can
01:16:15keep dreaming bud now it's bobby's turn he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby you got this
01:16:29wait bobby's not aiming for the stage he's aiming for the flash he's swinging for the whip
01:16:35i'll tell you what i'll sweeten it you pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond i'll beat the old me after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:09Let's go!
01:18:12Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Oh, my God!
01:18:15Oh, my God!
01:18:16Oh, my God!
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:20Look!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38Oh, my God!
01:18:38He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Goats!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:21No.
01:19:22The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even
01:19:26started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:29I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:52You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated
01:20:05assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:16No.
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:19And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion.
01:20:26You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:40And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:47Stay.
01:20:49Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:04And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:23I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy.
01:21:28Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:42Thank you very much.
01:21:47Thank you very much.
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