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00:08Someone murdered the Guardians of the Globe last night.
00:12I'm Alan, by the way.
00:13Coalition of Planets will want to hear about you.
00:15I couldn't move.
00:17My heart was racing.
00:19That's fear.
00:20I don't have anyone to talk to, so I keep it all inside.
00:24What's this?
00:24Something that helped me.
00:26Yeah!
00:27Oh, crap.
00:28You brought me to Paris?
00:30Is that a casino?
00:32Make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to.
00:35You're way too good for me?
00:37You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
00:40Come on!
00:41You and I were never a thing.
00:42The immortal and I are.
00:43I call me the Shapesmith.
00:47You're not your father, Mark.
00:48That's why I'm going back.
00:57I guess this is it.
00:59Time to push my baby bird out of the nest.
01:01It's a good thing I can already fly.
01:03You can be okay, right?
01:05You know I can be home in like five minutes if you need me.
01:09I'll be fine.
01:11Anger is a part of it.
01:12Part of the grieving.
01:13Yeah, I...
01:15I know.
01:17I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
01:20This past year's just been so...
01:23Tough?
01:26Yeah.
01:28But college is a fresh start, and I want you to enjoy every second of it.
01:33This is your chance to figure out who you are.
01:35And I don't mean invincible.
01:36I mean Mark Grayson.
01:38My only son.
01:40My...
01:41My baby boy.
01:43My...
01:43My...
01:44Okay, okay.
01:47I love you, Mom.
01:49Mmm...
01:51And don't do drugs.
01:53Would they even work on me?
01:55You do not need to find out.
01:59I'll come home for dinner on Sunday.
02:26Um, one second, please.
02:28Shh.
02:29Okay.
02:29Just let me take this call.
02:30Okay.
02:31Hi.
02:32Sorry.
02:34Hi.
02:35Um...
02:35I got your card from my friend Olga.
02:39My name is Debbie...
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41Yeah, no.
02:42Uh, sorry.
02:43No last names, Debbie.
02:44But Olga told me about you.
02:46I've been expecting your call.
02:49Seance, dog?
02:51Really?
02:52What are we?
02:52Twelve.
02:54Hmm.
02:55Does that look crooked to you?
02:56Hmm.
03:00Help me out here, Mark.
03:01You already have a girlfriend and you're a superhero.
03:05I, on the other hand, am single and have no superpowers and thus actually have to attempt game.
03:11This...
03:11isn't helping.
03:13Maybe it'll just make you look better by comparison.
03:25Huh.
03:26Excellent point.
03:28Okay.
03:29See this?
03:30It's a sock.
03:32And when it's on the door handle, like so, it means go eat a taco or fly to Spain or
03:38do whatever you have to do.
03:39But don't come in until the sock is gone and I will do the same for you.
03:44Got it?
03:44Hi.
03:45Um, there's some stuff out here.
03:47Does it belong to you guys?
03:49Oh.
03:50Toys.
03:51Uh, they're collectibles.
03:54They're collectibles.
04:18They're collectibles.
04:22Sorry, buddy.
04:23I don't know what I was thinking.
04:29Who has sex on the first day of college?
04:32I don't know, Mark.
04:33Lots of people probably.
04:37Us, for example.
04:38Us?
04:40My roommate doesn't arrive until tomorrow, so we have the whole place to ourselves.
04:45Uh, okay.
04:47I mean, yeah, like right now?
04:49I mean, we could.
04:52Okay.
04:53Um, yeah.
05:04I bought these.
05:06Okay, good.
05:07Good to have those.
05:17Wait, you don't have, like, super sperm or something, do you?
05:21Uh, it's not.
05:22I mean, it seems normal.
05:24Not that I would.
05:25I think it's fine.
05:32And you wouldn't accidentally crush me or something?
05:36Like, if you get excited, I've seen what you can do.
05:40No.
05:41I would never.
05:42That's not, like, a thing I would do.
05:45Maybe we'll try with me on top, just to be safe.
05:49Sure.
05:56Turn off the lights first.
05:59How'd you do that?
06:01Superpowers, baby.
06:05Don't call me, baby.
06:07Got it.
06:11And so, dear audience, perhaps it's time to give Amber and Mark some privacy and turn
06:17our attention to the stars and a story that began generations ago in this missive, this
06:26machination.
06:27We begin on the planet Unopa, a peaceful and thriving world.
06:32The Unopans had achieved harmony with nature and technology.
06:38Until everything changed in the blink of an eye.
06:43Like a plague of unequal potency, a dark force invaded Unopa.
06:48It swept across the planet, conquering it in a matter of days.
06:53The Unopans that died never knew who their conquerors were.
06:58The ones that lived quickly learned the name.
07:02Viltrumite.
07:06However, the Unopan spirit was unbroken.
07:10Biding their time for decades, they waited for a moment of weakness and rebelled.
07:22Unfortunately, they still understood their oppressors.
07:48But all was not lost.
07:51Ever resourceful, some Unopans were able to escape, abandoning their home for the stars
07:58and the promise of a new life.
08:01Within a generation, they started breeding camps on various Unopan outposts to rebuild
08:06their population.
08:08The rumors of which caught some very powerful galactic attention.
08:14Impressed with the Unopan survival and escape from a Viltrumite invasion, Thedas, the leader
08:19of the Coalition of Planets, invited them to the planet Telescria to join their ranks.
08:25You have our deepest sympathies, Marvin of Unopa.
08:30The Viltrumite campaign has become the scourge of the galaxy, and we stand united against it.
08:39We are currently devising a weapon to stop them.
08:42If you wish to help, we would be happy to join your coalition.
08:47Marvin explained to Thedas that the breeding camps were also a genetic enhancement program
08:53designed to breed a soldier that could defeat a Viltrumite in combat.
09:03The results were not promising.
09:07Until Alan.
09:10He was the first and only success.
09:14From the day he was born, Alan was trained to be the greatest fighter the universe had ever known.
09:20Even before adulthood, an opponent could not be found who didn't fall to his might.
09:27Soon it was time for Alan to embark on his first mission.
09:33But while stronger than most of the universe, Alan still couldn't match even a single Viltrumite
09:40in combat.
09:43Instead, Alan was made a planetary evaluation officer and sent to discover any being able
09:52to defeat him in hope of finding an ally strong enough to withstand a Viltrumite.
09:57And while it may be true that Alan was supposed to be keeping tabs on the planet Urath and accidentally
10:04went to Earth instead, his mistake led him to Mark Grayson, a half-human, half-Viltrumite
10:11sympathetic to the coalition cause.
10:13Because sometimes, to change the entire universe, you have to be...
10:43Home sweet home.
10:54This time, Alan bears a rare and valuable gift for the coalition.
11:00Hope.
11:06Datalog.
11:07Hello to you two.
11:08Here you go.
11:09Ahem.
11:11Hmm.
11:18You found the right planet this time.
11:21Yes, I found the right planet.
11:23Because it was the wrong planet you already found before.
11:26Sure, but that's not really...
11:27Most of our agents don't make so many astro-navigational mistakes.
11:32Listen, Sparky, is it still a mistake if it ends up saving the universe?
11:37Yes.
11:39You're late.
11:40General Tellya, my apologies.
11:42I got here as soon as I could.
11:45The Viltrumites hit Acreon while you were gone.
11:48What?
11:48They just joined the council?
11:50It's terrified the sector.
11:52Other planets we were talking to cut all communications.
11:55We need more allies.
11:58And they're making it very difficult.
12:01Then good thing I found us one.
12:05What news, Alan of Unova?
12:07Did you warn the Earth champion that a Viltrumite lives among his people?
12:13Yeah, I did, but it turns out he's a Viltrumite too.
12:17His name is Mark, and he's only half Viltrumite.
12:24Unbelievable.
12:25I know, I know.
12:26It sounds bad, but he is not like them.
12:29He didn't even know what a Viltrumite was until recently.
12:32What?
12:33What did you want?
12:37How is that possible?
12:39No one told him, I guess.
12:41When he got his powers, all he wanted to do was help other humans.
12:44Then, his father decided it was time to conquer the planet, so they got in a fight about it.
12:50Viltrumite against Viltrumite.
12:54That has not happened since the Great Purge.
12:57And, get this, after they fought, his dad left.
13:01Like, left the planet.
13:03Disappeared completely.
13:04We could never trust one of them.
13:06Mark isn't like other Viltrumites.
13:09He just wants to protect his world.
13:12And conquer others in its name.
13:15No, stop.
13:16That is not his deal.
13:18He's a good guy.
13:20Not a conqueror.
13:21So far.
13:22Have you guys been listening at all?
13:25For years, we've been searching for a hole in the Viltrumite's armor.
13:29This could be it.
13:32That is, you can't trust this with what?
13:35Alan is right.
13:39Viltrumites never abandon their missions.
13:42Yet, one has.
13:45Viltrumites do not battle each other.
13:47But, a son defies his father.
13:53These are weaknesses.
13:55The first we found.
13:59And ones we must learn to exploit.
14:03Perhaps Viltrum's grip on the galaxy is not as steady as we imagine.
14:10You have done well, Alan.
14:13And given us much to discuss.
14:16We will call on you again soon.
14:20Thank you, great Thedas.
14:22I'm honored to serve.
14:32They have no idea what this means.
14:34If there are other Viltrumite kids out there, maybe we can turn them against their parents, too.
14:40Also, why are they breeding with other races?
14:42I thought Viltrumites believed in racial purity.
14:44See? That's a good question.
14:47Why don't they ask stuff like that instead of shouting at me?
14:49Alan, before you depart.
14:51A word?
14:54Of course.
14:56Why Thedas?
15:01I find it convenient and somewhat alarming that Acryon was hit so soon after joining the Coalition.
15:10It's as if the Viltrumites had knowledge from inside the Council.
15:15You want me to discover if someone's betrayed us?
15:20Ah, Alan, you continue to prove yourself the Coalition's most valuable asset.
15:28Thank you, sir.
15:29If there's a mole, I'll find them.
15:54Hey, Vorg.
15:55Hey, little buddy.
15:56Did you miss me?
15:59Yes, you did.
16:01Yes, you did.
16:02You did miss your daddy, didn't you?
16:06Shh.
16:12Huh?
16:14Did you miss me?
16:16Oh, I missed you.
16:18Yeah?
16:19How much?
16:19The most.
16:20Or like ten times that amount.
16:22Maybe more even.
16:23Oh, let's see if that's true.
16:30Oh, goodness.
16:31Tentacles.
16:32I, uh, perhaps now would be a good time to return to Earth and rejoin Amber Bennett and Mark Grayson
16:39as they begin their studies at the prestigious Upstate University.
16:45Oh, I see.
16:46Uh, no, let's not do that then.
16:52Well, um, aha, aha.
16:56Here we find the Unopin feline.
16:59Perhaps unsurprisingly, he has one large eye in the center of his head.
17:04But that doesn't stop him from having all manner of household adventures.
17:15Oh, man, I have been dying for this.
17:20I don't know how you eat Kandslok.
17:22It's disgusting.
17:24He doesn't think so.
17:45No matter how far I travel, Telescri is still the most beautiful planet I've ever seen.
17:50There's hundreds of planets that look exactly like it.
17:53Sure, but only one has you.
17:57Wow.
18:00Hey, what did Thadis want to talk about after the council meeting?
18:03Um, look, I'm not really supposed to, uh...
18:08Okay, okay, fine.
18:13Thadis thinks there's a mole, and I am supposed to-
18:25Alan!
18:40Oh, fuck.
18:44You're Nopen. Answer our questions, and we will consider sparing your life.
18:48That is not your style. Isn't it kill first, ask questions... never?
18:53You will tell us everything about your encounter with the Viltrumite of Earth.
18:58I mean, not technically a question in the-
19:03Are you certain he sired an heir? Are you certain he abandoned his post?
19:08Who told you that? I mean it! I'd really like to know!
19:23Where's the father now?
19:27The father! Which one was he again?
19:29You pieclops all kind of look the same to me.
20:26You pieclops all kind of look the same to me.
20:29You pieclops all kind of look the same to me.
20:59It may not seem like it, but that is cause for celebration.
21:04They once again underestimate the inopen will to survive.
21:14I know you and Alan are special to one another.
21:18Thank you, sir.
21:22To come here, attack Alan at home, the Viltrumites must know we've discovered something.
21:28Something that scares them.
21:30And we will exploit it.
21:32You should get some rest.
21:35Go.
21:36I will watch over him.
22:00Forgive me, Alan.
22:17Come on.
22:18Two more.
22:19Two more.
22:34Are we going to talk about this, or is it just going to be awkward forever?
22:39Uh, the second one?
22:41God, why do you have to be so immature?
22:44I'm immature?
22:46Uh, you cheated on me with the Immortal.
22:50That's what you think happened?
22:51Seriously?
22:52And even if that was true, you were cheating on Eve with me first.
22:58Okay, but that worked out in your favor.
23:01You are unbelievable.
23:04And you're gross.
23:06The Immortal's like 2,000 years old, you know.
23:10Not that I have to justify anything to you ever.
23:13But if you add up the amount of time my duplicates and I have lived, we are probably the same
23:18age.
23:20Okay, okay.
23:21So I'm too young for you now.
23:24Is that it?
23:25No, Rex.
23:26You're just an asshole.
23:28Well, how is that news?
23:31Look, come on, Kate.
23:33Talk to me.
23:34What is this about?
23:36You really want to know, Rex?
23:38Yeah.
23:39I kind of do.
23:42Fine.
23:45The Immortal's the only person I've ever met who's died as many times as I have.
23:51Maybe you don't understand that?
23:53But it means something.
23:56He gets it.
24:02And Rex doesn't.
24:07I get that you shouldn't be eavesdropping.
24:11So please, fuck the fuck off already.
24:13It's not your gym, dickbag.
24:15What, are you going to knock my teeth out again?
24:17Don't be a jerk, Rex.
24:18Too late.
24:19At least I'm not a cheater.
24:21But you literally are.
24:22But that was before.
24:24Ugh, I'm not now.
24:30Oh, hello, chums.
24:33I'd like to run while remaining in a stationary location.
24:36Is that cool, Beans?
24:39Where are you from?
24:42For real, where are you from?
24:44Go ahead, Shapesmith.
24:45I'll just be over there, in a stationary location.
24:55Well, this has been about as much fun as eating a lightbulb.
25:21Hey, Mozart.
25:23What's all this?
25:26It's Strauss, actually.
25:29Is that a brain?
25:31Is that your brain?
25:33Uh, yes.
25:36You're going to make me ask, aren't you?
25:39I was less than satisfied with my performance against the giant.
25:44Oh, yeah.
25:45You totally shit the bed on that one.
25:47Sucks actually feeling fear, doesn't it?
25:52It was unacceptable.
25:56Sorry.
25:57Sensitivity's never been my strong suit.
26:00No, you're right.
26:01I don't need you to sugarcoat it.
26:03Which is why I've decided to resolve the problem.
26:06I set up this visual feedback system so I could practice controlling my fear response via meditation and active thought.
26:12Are you sure that's a good idea?
26:14People feel fear for a reason.
26:16And it's usually a good reason.
26:19Fear is an extraneous emotion that serves no real purpose for someone like me.
26:25I strongly disagree.
26:27But I guess you'll find out the hard way.
26:30Have fun next time you fall off a cliff or something.
26:46I'll find out the hard way.
26:47Amanda?
26:52Fear hasn't just made me useless in battle.
26:55It's prevented me from doing something else I've wanted to do for quite some time.
27:01Will you go to a movie with me?
27:04A movie?
27:07Oh, sure.
27:08Sure, Rudy.
27:10I'll go to a movie with you.
27:16It feels like vertigo.
27:18They talk about the physical symptoms of grief.
27:21Depression, lethargy, all that.
27:23But when the thought of her takes me by surprise in the middle of the day, it's like I'm falling.
27:31I try to grab on to something, but there's nothing to grab.
27:35It's terrifying.
27:36And exhausting.
27:37And I just...
27:40I still miss her so much.
27:43That's all I got.
27:45Thanks, Theo.
27:48Okay.
27:49Let's take a few, everybody.
27:52Carol?
27:53Hi.
27:54You must be Debbie.
27:56I am so sorry about the other day.
27:57My three-month-old has the worst colic right now.
28:01Oh, I remember.
28:02My son, he was such a fussy baby.
28:05How old is he now?
28:08Eighteen.
28:09Practically a man.
28:12He is.
28:23So, um, ground rules.
28:25We're not that different from other support groups, except we're even more strict when it comes to identity.
28:31First names only.
28:33You aren't required to share until you're ready, but that's why we're all sacrificing a Tuesday night, so might as
28:39well make the most of it.
28:41Bathrooms down the hall.
28:42Coffee tastes like battery acid.
28:45Any questions?
28:46I think you covered it.
28:48Great.
28:49Have a seat.
28:51All right, everybody.
28:51Who's up?
28:56Hi.
28:57Hi.
28:58I'm Lucinda.
28:59Hi, Lucinda.
29:00Hi, Lucinda.
29:01Hey, Lucinda.
29:21either took me almost a month to talk to anybody now they can't shut me up I see sorry I
29:32can leave
29:32you alone no it's fine I dropped my son off at college today empty house yeah it's okay
29:41I totally get it we all do hey don't take this the wrong way but there's a bar down the
29:49street
29:50some of us like to go to after group oh yeah I just figured since it seems like neither of
29:57us wants
29:57to go home but no pressure of course sure I could use a drink it's it's kind of a dive
30:07the best ones
30:11are never of course I've watched films but no I've never attended one I had more important
30:22things to do and I wouldn't have fit before someday you'll have to tell me all about your childhood
30:30oh we're already seeing a horror movie tonight
30:37hey you wanted to test your fear response again two tickets for midnight slaughter that's read it are
30:45I see and you need your parents to buy you are rated tickets that's ridiculous how does a parent's
30:53presence change a film's suitability for the underage it changes it in that I don't get fired for selling
30:58you a ticket hey it's fine they're my kids they can see the movie
31:06what you want to do a DNA test now
31:11how this might be your first movie but it's not mine you'd be surprised what people will do for
31:1610 bucks wait if this is your first movie what other normal stuff haven't you done
31:28this is supposed to be appetizing says the guy who used to eat food through his butt that's not
31:35how it entered through my mmm is it appetizing now mmm I know these aren't good for me but oh
31:49oh shut up a good burger and fries is one of the greatest pleasures in life
31:54yes I'm discovering that oh oh I'm sorry let me get you some more waiter waiter
32:05more fries please Rudy there's no waiters in burger mart
32:17did you move after your partner passed away I moved the furniture couldn't afford to relocate
32:24you I stayed for my son but now I don't know maybe it's time for a change change is good
32:33yeah problem is where would I go somewhere new so much of it still feels connected to him
32:40when we wanted Indian food we go to India we fly to Tokyo and back on a Wednesday night
32:45oh one Christmas Eve we even made a snowman at the North Pole my son cried when he didn't
32:53see Santa's workshop so we told him we'd gone to the South Pole by mistake
32:58sounds like you two had a pretty amazing life together we did
33:06you can still be angry that's okay God knows I am thanks it's good to talk with someone who
33:13understands I wish I could tell you it gets easier but Alana has been gone nearly a year
33:18and I still reach across the bed for her every morning Alana you mean yeah she was the green
33:28ghost guess I just broke rule number one of SOS not that it matters now since she got murdered by
33:36that alien psychopath I didn't know she had a partner we used to fight about that she wanted to
33:44protect me I need to use the restroom are you okay no I'll be right back oh my god you've
34:11had sex with
34:11Amber whoa what William how was it I want all the details gross no no way no we're roommates now
34:20this is what roommates talk about okay well what about you how was mr. is this your stuff
34:25what are you talking about that hot guy from earlier I came back and you had the sock on the
34:31door
34:33oh oh I wish I must have forgotten to take it off after my demonstration
34:39wait you thought he and I uh yeah hmm super flattered but I'm kind of still screwed up about
34:48what happened to Rick I always imagined we'd be here at upstate together Zizo said he's doing better
34:56he should be released in a month or so I know sorry I wasn't trying to make you feel bad
35:02no it's
35:03it's okay hey I bet that's somebody ready for round two coming Ambers it's not Amber you made plans for
35:16tomorrow night I bet you did Mark Grayson
35:29it's for you Mark Grayson I need your help
35:42who are you why it is I seance dog fight fire with fire fight evil with magic
35:49that's me that's me mark I come with an important
36:03say that's dog isn't real he's a comic book character in your dimension yes but there
36:10exists myriad other worlds where dogs and magic are as real as the air you breathe we
36:14have dogs dogs are real well then you're halfway to understanding open your mind and let me help
36:21you reach the other side whatever you're doing don't I'm warning you Mark Grayson I come because
36:40last chance who are you and what do you want
36:59I'm sorry my disguise was meant to disarm you I thought if I appear to something you love
37:04disarm me for what please I'm not a threat the journey to your world has taken me most of my
37:10life
37:10may I rise if you answer my questions
37:17my name is Nuolzon I am from the planet Thraxa my people sent me to plead for your help
37:22Thraxa it's a couple galaxies away uh give or take I mean not very far you'd go it doesn't matter
37:29how do you know who I am rumors of the one they call invincible have spread like wildfire
37:34your speed your strength you're the only one who can save our people from the meteor showers
37:39destroying our world okay listen um Nuolzat Nuolzat I just got to college man I haven't even had my
37:53first day of classes yet are you kidding me Mark Nuolzat came all the way here from to beg for
38:01your help
38:02and you're too busy how many bugged people are in danger all of them but like a number oh 42
38:11billion
38:14don't worry about your classes I'll cover for you somehow
38:19why do you care so much because last time you didn't want to help someone we both regretted it
38:29we believe in you Mark Grayson
38:38no you can't just go to some random planet with some random alien are you insane
38:43the guardians can keep an eye on things while I'm gone I won't be more than a few weeks a
38:47month tops
38:48depending on asteroid traffic oh it shouldn't be that bad it shouldn't be that bad you work for me
38:55here on earth look a lot of people died because of me Cecil this is a chance to save lives
39:03billions of
39:04them and this is an order do not go I need to listen to myself before I listen to you
39:14your father felt
39:16the same way when I'll check in when I get back god damn it mark fucking kid
39:31you're a good human Mark Grayson
39:36hey when I'm in this outfit I'm invincible so far no I'm saying like you have to call me
39:42invincible it's like a secret identity oh right of course invincible we need to make a quick stop first
40:02hey you how's it going hey come to your window and look up oh Mark uh I have to go
40:17away for a few
40:18weeks to space again like right now a lot of people are gonna die if I don't I'm sorry but
40:25stop stop
40:26don't apologize never apologize for saving lives this is the deal and I'm good with it go thanks
40:43can you tell my mom please yeah of course
40:46can you tell my mom please be careful always amber I am yeah I love you
41:16are you comfortable mark great sorry invincible yeah thanks hey how long until we get to thraxa
41:24approximately six of your earth days ah space sucks
41:45debbie are you okay did I say something wrong I'm sorry tonight tonight's been a little much
41:53I get it it's a lot I haven't talked to anyone about any of this except my son and that
42:01probably
42:02makes me a bad parent on top of everything else hey it takes time to heal I can't heal because
42:09my
42:09husband's not dead he's just gone he's gone because because he murdered Alana and the other guardians
42:21and almost killed my son too your husband your husband's Omni man I thought he was Nolan Grayson
42:30but that wasn't true the last 20 years of my life have been a lie I wish he was dead
42:38I wish I could
42:39grieve and move on but I can't I can't I wish he was dead too but not for your sake
42:47you shouldn't come back to the group wouldn't be a safe space with you there I didn't know I didn't
42:54know who he was you should have
43:23invincible invincible invincible
43:27invincible huh we're here
43:54uh hi
44:01oh don't mind them come the monarch wants to meet you at once
44:13wait what exactly about this planet needs saving or the meteors meteors what meteors
44:23the ones that are killing billions oh yeah those meteors you know must be a touch of dementia
44:31we age much quicker than you humans you know don't worry the monarch will explain all
44:46your majesty
44:49may I present invincible of earth
44:54oh
45:06hello son
45:08hello
45:10it's been a while
45:15dad
45:16dad
45:16dad
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