00:04You
00:04So we don't have much time left. Is there anything specific that you'd like to talk about today? I want
00:10a date
00:12I finally did it. I joined a dating site millionairesmatchups.com. You know what they say
00:18The right amount of money you can buy youth and beauty
00:22She's beautiful and she seems normal. You be careful with that one now. You're not wearing any panties
00:26I never do women in your age group are past the point of being timid about sex and alcohol
00:32Weakens inhibitions. I'd say it slaughters them. I
00:37Guess I have to make you want to see me. Oh my gosh
00:40I want you so bad every woman in town goes from zero to horny and 2.5 cocktails
00:46Yes, and then what's up with catfishing the bait and switch photos?
00:50Hi, I'm Carla
00:52It's like a full-time job
00:53And there's this epidemic of craziness amongst the available single people. I am tambourine artist
00:59Also ballerina also Olympic swimmer. Do you know what it's like growing up here with dark hair and dark eyes
01:06and small boobs?
01:07No, I don't know what that's like every time we meet your experiences seem to have the same outcome
01:12Yet in every visit you express the same level of concern. I have this move
01:17Ow, you're hurting me
01:18I know
01:19What's your sexual fantasy then?
01:22God, you make me want you now
01:24You like?
01:25Let's try to make a baby
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