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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest - FULL
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promised I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:39Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:46Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:39Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:53Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole. Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf. I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:46Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:52I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer. I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow
00:05:59up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:10Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:12You need to come to the school now.
00:06:23What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:36You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:54Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But...
00:07:06But you're too poor.
00:07:07Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:10Guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:23Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:28I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:46And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:49I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:54I...
00:07:55Hey.
00:08:05Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:17It's not my fault.
00:08:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:26Come on, Angel.
00:08:27Get your stuff.
00:08:28It's about to go.
00:08:30See?
00:08:31I told you so.
00:08:33Wait.
00:08:34Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:36Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:54I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:57I'll be a good kid.
00:08:58I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:01No, sweetie.
00:09:02I'm sorry.
00:09:03And don't worry.
00:09:05Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:18It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:35Gabriel.
00:09:37Get my clubs.
00:09:39I'm back.
00:10:00Sis.
00:10:01Qualifying match next week.
00:10:02Woo.
00:10:03I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:09Jake.
00:10:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:19Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:35Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:37What? Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:43What?
00:10:48What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:53Two yards to the right.
00:10:55Shut up, dude.
00:10:56You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay?
00:11:05Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:10But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:20What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:33If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:37He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go?
00:11:41And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:51Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:52Take it or leave it.
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:55because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing.
00:12:24What's up with you guys?
00:12:25I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:30This...
00:12:33Come on, man.
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:39No, man, let go.
00:12:40You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:42You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:48I was right.
00:12:49He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:55It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie.
00:13:00Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:05No.
00:13:06No.
00:13:06I believe him.
00:13:08And he makes a good point.
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:15He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:21I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter.
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:42Most recent world champion.
00:13:44And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all on the wrist, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Got it.
00:14:03Oh.
00:14:04Good job, baby.
00:14:06Oh my gosh.
00:14:09Look who it is.
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:21Leave.
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:25Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:30How about that?
00:14:31Mia.
00:14:33Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:34When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God.
00:14:39It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43Look.
00:14:43We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:49You sign over August to me.
00:14:51And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:54We can all go home happy.
00:14:57All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:14:58It's all yours, baby.
00:15:01Never.
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11Option two.
00:15:12You put this on.
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:19Fuck you, man.
00:15:20Fuck you!
00:15:21You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:22Sudden death match.
00:15:24Lose her backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:28So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:32He's an idiot.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:35But you better not be all bark.
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:47Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:49Fuck off, man.
00:15:51Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:52You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:55You're too emotional now.
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:58You won't win.
00:15:59Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:05Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:213.02 yards.
00:16:22Mid fairway.
00:16:24Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:27Show him, Jake.
00:16:30That stance.
00:16:32It's too low.
00:16:33That ball's going off course.
00:16:35What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:39Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:43I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it.
00:16:56Hopeless.
00:16:57What an idiot.
00:16:59Oh my gosh.
00:17:012.13 in the rough.
00:17:04Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:23If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:26Time for a little help.
00:17:31Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:35This is serious.
00:17:35Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:56Let's go!
00:17:57That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:02A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:09Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:27Come on, Jake.
00:18:28You gotta pull through.
00:18:34Thanks, doll.
00:18:39Ready or not.
00:18:42Here I come!
00:18:44Hey!
00:18:45Shit!
00:18:48Should've been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:50He was standing right here.
00:18:52You knew that.
00:18:53You did that on purpose.
00:18:54It's against the rules.
00:18:55Ugh.
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:18:58Doing this casual.
00:18:59There's no need for rules.
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:03There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:05Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must've been strained for a long time.
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:22I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:23No.
00:19:24I can keep going.
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:28Jake.
00:19:31August Golf Club.
00:19:32It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:44I might let you keep your club.
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch.
00:19:51Wow.
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:13As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:16No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough!
00:20:34I'll take it from here.
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:41Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:43Jake, that's enough.
00:20:45Step down.
00:20:45If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:48Let Bobby take over.
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57Why?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls.
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:08You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:30And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:33Just look at yourself.
00:21:35Covered in filth.
00:21:36Carrying around a burden.
00:21:39You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:44Excuse me, sir.
00:21:46Don't mind him.
00:21:48He's an asshole.
00:21:49I'm Mia.
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:21:57I'd be happy to help.
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:17You should have brought her with you.
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:22A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:27The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:22:35and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:37I'm begging.
00:22:38The only one begging is gonna be you, pal.
00:22:41Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:47And, losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:52Deal.
00:22:54You better keep your word.
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:11Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:12We're screwed.
00:23:13No clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August.
00:23:17You got wind speed?
00:23:18Five miles an hour.
00:23:20Humidity?
00:23:21Sixty percent?
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:34Please clear the water.
00:23:35Forget about the hole.
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:53What the fuck?
00:23:55Fuck?
00:23:57Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:59There's no way.
00:24:00It's a trick shot.
00:24:02You can't control where it lands.
00:24:09What the fuck?
00:24:11I just put the water in the hole.
00:24:13I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:14But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle.
00:24:16Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills?
00:24:19Bastards?
00:24:20This is impossible.
00:24:22This is impossible.
00:24:22There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:26Impossible.
00:24:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody.
00:24:59I'm a gardener.
00:25:00Who just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:06Of course.
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:10Mia.
00:25:11This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:15Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:17I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:18We should reconsider.
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean-
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented,
00:25:25why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing.
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:33we'd be laughed out.
00:25:34Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:36I believe in Bobby.
00:25:38And he's our only hope now.
00:25:40Hey, Bobby.
00:25:41I got cash.
00:25:43Hot babes.
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:48I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:50I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:54But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:25:58If you'll still have us.
00:26:00Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition.
00:26:1670k a year.
00:26:28I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:30I don't need much in life.
00:26:36I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:40My heart's racing.
00:26:43What's going on?
00:26:45You old bastard.
00:26:47You're gonna regret this.
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:50Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:52What are you talking about?
00:26:54What are bets?
00:26:56You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother?
00:26:58Kane Carter?
00:26:59He's the grand champ.
00:27:02Your little amateur ass.
00:27:03Are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:08A bet's a bet.
00:27:15You bastard.
00:27:17You're gonna regret this.
00:27:19Men honor their words.
00:27:21Dogs run with your tail stuck between their legs.
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You motherfucker.
00:27:29Mark my words.
00:27:31You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:33Come on, girls.
00:27:46You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:53It was a fluke.
00:27:55If you just give me another chance, I'll-
00:27:59Useless!
00:28:00The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:04You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:18I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:23But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:28Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:02Come on, where?
00:29:04We're leaving.
00:29:08You're drunk.
00:29:10I'm taking you home.
00:29:12Party pooper.
00:29:15Fuck you, gentlemen.
00:29:19I'm so thirsty.
00:29:21I'll get you some water.
00:29:30I'm so thirsty.
00:29:39I'm having fun.
00:29:43I've been drinking.
00:30:05Yeah, you're drunk.
00:30:08Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:20Yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23Yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:48I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:54I had fun too.
00:30:57A lot of fun.
00:31:04Good afternoon.
00:31:06My name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA.
00:31:13Today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open
00:31:19Press Conference.
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:30But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:38This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:46Now, who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:01Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:07You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Let you write down like this one as your library.
00:32:31Nice, man.
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:33Absolutely we are.
00:32:34It's done enough wasting my time.
00:32:37By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:32:43-ranked you are.
00:32:49This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy. You're gonna embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:58Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:04Sit back.
00:33:05You'll see my rank.
00:33:07Hey, get this.
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:44He's 15.
00:33:46Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast.
00:33:50Pretty much.
00:33:50Don't cry, though.
00:33:51It's okay.
00:33:53You may lose to me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:58You know what's sad, Mia? The best you've got is dead last.
00:34:02You know what, Tyler? Shut up.
00:34:04August is not gonna be dead last.
00:34:06Yes.
00:34:06Mark my words.
00:34:07Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy. He's ranked 15th. He's a nobody.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:14That's something coming from the gardener.
00:34:16Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:20Gardner? The August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:24The hell?
00:34:25Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:26I think you should be disqualified.
00:34:28All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:34Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:37Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:39The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:41That's cute.
00:34:42August golf course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum.
00:34:46Yeah, she did.
00:34:47Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:50Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:55Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:56Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:01Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:03Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:07Ahahahahaha.
00:35:08Trash, you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:15I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:20What do you think you're doing?
00:35:22Ice here, kid.
00:35:23You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:32This is my rating.
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:04Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:36:08Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:14Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:17We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:20The all-time number one.
00:36:24I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:27To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:33Take these, let's go!
00:36:36I'm a champ!
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:52No, that can't be right.
00:36:54Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:55Cold hard facts.
00:36:57Cold hard facts.
00:36:58I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no bites.
00:37:06quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:10All of them.
00:37:11I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:18Wait.
00:37:19There's an explanation for this.
00:37:21He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:24Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:37:29Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:35You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:38You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:41We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:43If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:46Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:48Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:50I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:53Go, boys.
00:37:56You're going to regret that.
00:37:57Get ready, folks.
00:37:58This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:11What?
00:38:13He's not just in the top ten.
00:38:15He's the best in the country?
00:38:17That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:38:21How?
00:38:23Could it be?
00:38:26No, that can't be right.
00:38:28There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:30He's got a point.
00:38:31Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:34No way.
00:38:35Thank goodness.
00:38:35You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:38You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:41You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:43This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:46Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:47That's not up to you.
00:38:49That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:52Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:55there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:58Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:12Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:22An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:29On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:34You bastards.
00:39:36I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:39Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:42The chairman?
00:39:43That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:46Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:49Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:55He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone.
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:03This is my turn!
00:40:09This is my turn!
00:40:17Hands off!
00:40:21That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion.
00:40:24No one's ever seen it.
00:40:26Why did he bring it today?
00:40:27The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:40:32They're all Grand Slam trophies and there's multiple?
00:40:36Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:40:46Not Golden Hills.
00:40:48Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:52I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:54The trash?
00:40:58How dare you?
00:41:00Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03Are you serious right now?
00:41:05You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:09Oh!
00:41:11Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:17Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:41:20He's not even in the rankings.
00:41:22He's a nobody.
00:41:23A nobody!
00:41:25So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:29All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:32That's impossible.
00:41:34He's done the impossible.
00:41:36Time and time again.
00:41:38All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:41He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:52The legendary golfer.
00:41:54Sir.
00:41:56I need to talk to you.
00:41:58In private.
00:42:01What is he hiding from me?
00:42:05Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:10Eleanor's still young.
00:42:11And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:14I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:42:23I promise.
00:42:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:35I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:42:38Thanks.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:45After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:43:03go into the final qualifier.
00:43:06Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:17What?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:21We don't need some AI system to prove that.
00:43:23And you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:26I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:43:32I do have that right.
00:43:33You old bastard.
00:43:34You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:39Enough!
00:43:41You and your golf club have been a menace to the Golf Society for far too long.
00:43:46You have no authority here.
00:43:50Take them out of this.
00:43:52You can't do this.
00:43:53You can't do this.
00:43:53You reckless bastard!
00:43:55As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:44:04You're fired.
00:44:05You can't fire me!
00:44:07I am the vice president!
00:44:09You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:44:15I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:44:21Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:25Just watch out.
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:28I chose to come back.
00:44:30I'm ready for anything.
00:44:33Come what may.
00:44:48All right.
00:44:49You can open your eyes.
00:44:57So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:45:00I don't know.
00:45:02But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:11Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:13It's just like a drawing.
00:45:15Yep.
00:45:16It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:21Oh!
00:45:21I can't forget this.
00:45:29Perfect.
00:45:31My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:55Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:46:01Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:46:04Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:46:08This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:10I made it at school.
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:16Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:20I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:21And I know Mommy will, too.
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:27But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:30Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:33I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:43Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:46:49Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:51Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:55final round.
00:46:56So, good luck.
00:46:57Yeah!
00:46:58Yeah!
00:46:59Let's do this!
00:47:19Whoa!
00:47:20Oh, dear!
00:47:21Whoa!
00:47:22Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:45You won.
00:47:47We won.
00:47:49Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:50We've got to celebrate.
00:47:51Let's party, drink it up.
00:47:53You know, come on!
00:47:53Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:55We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:56No!
00:47:57Disgusting!
00:47:58He just wants you there.
00:47:59He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:48:03I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:48:04Yeah, I know.
00:48:05And I've had enough.
00:48:07It's time I end this.
00:48:18Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:25For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:48:29But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:48:33No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head.
00:48:38Hangs over every single trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:48:42But I'll prove myself.
00:48:47When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth.
00:48:52That I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:49:00I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:15Hi.
00:49:16Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:17It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:19God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:49:23You dare show your face here.
00:49:26Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:27This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:49:50This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:49:57Golf is in their blood.
00:50:00Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:50:08Henry, is it?
00:50:09Yep.
00:50:11Mia's told me so much about you.
00:50:12You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:13You act nothing like him.
00:50:15What would you know about my father?
00:50:16Nothing.
00:50:17He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:50:26Mia, are you serious?
00:50:28You brought the help home?
00:50:31So humiliating.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34What is he doing here?
00:50:36To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:40Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:50:42I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:50:44Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:46His father runs a US Open.
00:50:48With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:50:52Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:50:54Our food's getting cold.
00:50:56Let's go eat.
00:51:01Here, please.
00:51:02Allow me.
00:51:10Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:51:13You have to try one of these.
00:51:14I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:17Really good Arbanos.
00:51:18Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:51:22Mm-hmm.
00:51:25There you go.
00:51:27Excellent taste, young man.
00:51:31Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:34I got a beard.
00:51:36Yeah, real mature.
00:51:40We should truly try this meal.
00:51:42Our chef being special.
00:51:54I'm sorry, man. I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:51:57Okay, that's enough.
00:51:58Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:52:03Don't worry about it.
00:52:05I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:52:08I brought a gift.
00:52:22Ew, what is this?
00:52:24Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:52:27I bet it's all junk.
00:52:30Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:52:34Yes, yes.
00:52:35Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:52:37Mm-hmm.
00:52:40Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:52:46I got you this.
00:52:48This is Lion's old tour card.
00:52:51It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:52:54That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:52:57Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:53:00But it's far too valuable.
00:53:03I can't, I can't accept it.
00:53:07This is incredibly rare.
00:53:10What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:53:12Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:53:16Admit it, loser.
00:53:17You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:53:25Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:28Alright, I'm listening.
00:53:31If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:53:39Cigar ash and all.
00:53:49What a coincidence.
00:53:51Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:53:58But not just one.
00:54:02Ten.
00:54:04Whoa.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08That's impossible.
00:54:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:54:11Like, how is that possible?
00:54:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:54:15Eat up.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:20I gotta make a phone call.
00:54:28Wait!
00:54:29Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:54:31I just talked to my father.
00:54:33Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:54:37The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's
00:54:41head will pop up.
00:54:43And let's be honest.
00:54:45These are certainly fake.
00:54:47And now, guess what?
00:54:49My dad's on his way.
00:54:51And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:54:54You pissed off the president?
00:54:56You are so screwed.
00:54:59How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:55:03So you all think these cards are fake?
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:55:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:55:12Well, why talk about it?
00:55:14Let's put it to the test.
00:55:16Wait, no.
00:55:17You can't destroy those.
00:55:18That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:55:20It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:55:33Oh my god, Mia.
00:55:35Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:55:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:55:46What's going on here?
00:55:48What if that card actually is real?
00:55:51Fire test gold.
00:55:54Adversity test men.
00:55:56Ew.
00:55:58You lying con artist.
00:56:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:56:02Get on your knees, admit these are fake.
00:56:04Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:56:10Dad!
00:56:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:56:13This is the con man.
00:56:17Ow!
00:56:18You idiot!
00:56:19What do you think you're doing?
00:56:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:56:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:56:28Fakes?
00:56:33These are the real deal.
00:56:35What?
00:56:42What?
00:56:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:48Are you senile?
00:56:49Like, those can't be real.
00:56:51Ow!
00:56:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:54Wait a minute.
00:56:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:58He's lying?
00:57:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:57:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again...
00:57:06What?
00:57:06...and he's lying.
00:57:06I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again...
00:57:06What?
00:57:07...and he's lying.
00:57:07...and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:57:11What?
00:57:11Let's go.
00:57:11Your mother's in the car.
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:14Ow!
00:57:14It's embarrassing!
00:57:15Ow!
00:57:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:22We didn't mean to.
00:57:23It was all Henry's fault!
00:57:27Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:30Let's go for a walk.
00:57:32That sounds nice.
00:57:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:48Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:50Don't worry about it.
00:57:52I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:59Is that your wife?
00:58:09Yes.
00:58:11She passed in labor.
00:58:13I'm sorry.
00:58:16I know what it's like
00:58:17to lose someone you love.
00:58:19Never gets easier.
00:58:22I want you to know that
00:58:23I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:26I just...
00:58:28want to be by your side.
00:58:46Be careful.
00:58:48Hey, bitch.
00:58:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:52Hey, baby.
00:58:54Oh, no!
00:58:55Bobby, watch out!
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:07Let her go, Tyler!
00:59:14Bobby!
00:59:17I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:59:21Those are cute.
00:59:23Those are my daughters!
00:59:27See that?
00:59:28It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:59:34It's time to go join your wife and yell.
00:59:40Fuck! Come on, boys!
00:59:42You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:59:44Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:59:47Okay?
00:59:50Not yet.
00:59:51I think it's broken.
00:59:53Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:56Let's go.
01:00:04Wait, don't move.
01:00:08Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
01:00:11I have an itch.
01:00:13Down there.
01:00:15My hands are...
01:00:16Okay, well let me itch it for you.
01:00:21Is it right here?
01:00:28How's that feel?
01:00:30That's amazing.
01:00:31Is that it?
01:00:32Oh, yeah.
01:00:33That's so good.
01:00:36That's amazing.
01:00:38Please.
01:00:40Oh, yes.
01:00:42What's Daddy doing?
01:00:45Eleanor!
01:00:46Daddy!
01:00:48Hey.
01:00:49Oh!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:50Sorry.
01:00:51Hey, Doc.
01:00:53What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:54Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:58He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:01:03Six weeks?
01:01:05What about the US Open?
01:01:07You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:01:12I missed you, Eleanor.
01:01:14I missed you, too.
01:01:15Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:17You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:20I have to go to the US Open.
01:01:22I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:01:24Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:28What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:33Four hours is plenty.
01:01:34For me, I'll win.
01:01:36For you and me.
01:01:38It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:01:44Welcome to the US Open Championships.
01:01:46The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:50The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:53This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:58The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:02:03It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:02:08Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17Bobby, Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:02:21He's a grand slam champion.
01:02:23He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:25And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand.
01:02:32Is it really going to be okay?
01:02:52You're old news, loser.
01:02:54Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:03:01Feisty.
01:03:02I like it.
01:03:03You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:03:04I'm going to find something to shove down your throat
01:03:06to shut you up.
01:03:07That's so fucking gross.
01:03:08Enough.
01:03:09This is a waste of time.
01:03:10While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:03:13I have been conquering this very course,
01:03:16year after year.
01:03:21You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers
01:03:38have built up in your absence.
01:03:40I will show them once and for all
01:03:42who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:04:07Incredible!
01:04:08The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike
01:04:10with near robotic precision.
01:04:14They're all playing way above their level.
01:04:16It's almost like they can see the exact angle,
01:04:19arc, and swing path.
01:04:23Man, oh man.
01:04:25This AI, it's incredible.
01:04:27It's our secret weapon.
01:04:29This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:04:31He's done for.
01:04:40Can he do it?
01:04:49This is your grandson here?
01:04:51He's better off as my caddy.
01:04:54Don't push yourself.
01:04:55You can't play like this.
01:04:58Don't worry about it.
01:05:00I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:05:06All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:05:08I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:35Hey, are you okay?
01:05:37How's the leaderboard?
01:05:39There you go.
01:05:41Good job today.
01:05:42Let's find out.
01:05:46Oh, thank God.
01:05:48We made it to the finals.
01:05:49I'm still way behind.
01:05:51To win this game,
01:05:52I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:55Game's just begun.
01:06:16Mia, where are you?
01:06:18Hey, do you need something?
01:06:19No, I tried to grab my towel,
01:06:22but my wrist still hurts.
01:06:24Oh, yeah.
01:06:25Hold on.
01:06:28Can you massage it, please?
01:06:31The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:36Where does it hurt?
01:06:39Right here.
01:06:54The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:56I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:59Tonight.
01:07:00You're mine.
01:07:22I brought you your luckiest charm
01:07:24for your big day.
01:07:28Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:07:32A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:07:34Now, you're going to win today
01:07:35because you always say
01:07:37I'm the luckiest thing
01:07:38that ever happened to you.
01:07:55Four hours.
01:07:57I need to finish before noon.
01:08:14What's going on?
01:08:16Loose golf ball isn't headed
01:08:17towards the flag.
01:08:18It's...
01:08:26Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball
01:08:28deeper into the bunker?
01:08:30What are they trying to do?
01:08:33That's the game plan.
01:08:35The Golden Hills Golden Boys
01:08:36got Bobby buried in.
01:08:38He's forced to play
01:08:39an impossible lie.
01:08:45We're completely dug in.
01:08:47What are we going to do?
01:08:51Just give it up, old man.
01:08:53According to our calculations,
01:08:54it is impossible to make it
01:08:55in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:58The mighty lion is trapped
01:09:00in our cage.
01:09:01There's no way these guys
01:09:02are this precise.
01:09:03They must be playing dirty.
01:09:08You planted microchips
01:09:10in your arm?
01:09:11So what if we did?
01:09:13All your experience
01:09:14is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:24You want a hint?
01:09:26The AI has calculated
01:09:27millions of possibilities
01:09:29and it's come up
01:09:29with one conclusion.
01:09:31You lose.
01:09:33AI's never wrong.
01:09:34You're so screwed.
01:09:38Dude, just accept it.
01:09:40You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:42You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:44Don't you understand that?
01:09:45It's in the bag,
01:09:46for God's sakes.
01:09:50Leave it to me.
01:10:09How the hell?
01:10:11No.
01:10:12That goes against
01:10:13all common sense
01:10:14and calculations.
01:10:16It's impossible.
01:10:22See, he landed
01:10:24back in the bunker.
01:10:25He still needs
01:10:26two strokes.
01:10:28That fossil doesn't
01:10:29understand the AI.
01:10:30It runs the world now.
01:10:33Bobby has one stroke
01:10:35to land the ball
01:10:35in the hole
01:10:35just to tie with Kane.
01:10:37Shit, Mia.
01:10:39We're done for.
01:10:40Looks like August
01:10:41can't escape bankruptcy
01:10:42after all.
01:10:43The fact that y'all
01:10:44still put all your faith
01:10:45in him,
01:10:46it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:47Making it in the hole
01:10:48from the bunker,
01:10:49nobody can do that.
01:10:51Oh, God.
01:10:53Wait.
01:10:54On the green?
01:10:55Something's moving.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:00That's my ball.
01:11:04Did he just...
01:11:06Ooh, so close.
01:11:08But it looks like
01:11:09Bobby's misplay
01:11:10will cost them
01:11:11two strokes.
01:11:12It's okay, guys.
01:11:14Even if August
01:11:15Golf Club goes down,
01:11:16we'll stick together
01:11:17like family.
01:11:19Our cutting-edge
01:11:20AI implant chips
01:11:22have exactly what we need
01:11:24to get in your way.
01:11:26When...
01:11:27in your dreams.
01:11:29Our AI's calculated
01:11:30your chances.
01:11:31And guess what?
01:11:32It's 100% chance
01:11:33you lose.
01:11:39What's this?
01:11:40I can't believe my eyes!
01:11:42The ball's still moving!
01:11:44Look alive, boys.
01:11:47I'm still in play.
01:11:53It sucks!
01:11:55A pathetic old man
01:11:57challenging hard facts
01:11:59and data?
01:11:59It's impossible.
01:12:00Yeah, he must really
01:12:01be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:14Oh my God!
01:12:16Oh my God!
01:12:19Let's go!
01:12:21I knew you could do it.
01:12:25our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path how did you nah you know man it's gotta be a bug
01:12:31or
01:12:32something right I mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI it's not a bug he took the
01:12:40path that AI considered to be impossible and he did it in one stroke he's done what AI thought
01:12:46to be beyond human ability a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't
01:12:52compete with years of experience on the golf course it's gonna be a long time before you beat
01:12:59me so all your little microchips won't win now let's take a look at the final leaderboard Bobby
01:13:08and Kane are tied for first you know what this means a sudden death rap whoever wins will move
01:13:15the next let's go boys what's wrong
01:13:28the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:49let's go come on now
01:13:58you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:14:08damn it painkillers worn off
01:14:35just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me not wrinkly old dead waves
01:14:41you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there just waiting on the sun
01:15:00to
01:15:01disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy my experience doesn't lie
01:15:20even the great lion can't come back from this chin up old man you got to make it to the
01:15:27green to
01:15:27watch me crush you for good daddy a lucky magic spell for you I know you can do it you
01:15:35got this
01:15:39soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle I mean I guess you probably should
01:15:45because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this anything less and that trophy is
01:15:50mine
01:15:50a miracle miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:05the sun
01:16:07it actually disappeared
01:16:18fine
01:16:19at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:31nice shot bud bummer
01:16:34nervous yes
01:16:36kane slipped up
01:16:38bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:16:41then he's tied with kane
01:16:42it's for another round
01:16:44got this daddy
01:16:45god
01:16:48at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:49how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:51this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:54even at his peak
01:16:55plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:57you can keep dreaming bud
01:17:00now it's bobby's turn
01:17:02he's looking rough
01:17:03we believe in you bobby
01:17:04you got this
01:17:11wait
01:17:12bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:17:14he's aiming for the flash
01:17:15he's swinging for the wind
01:17:17i'll tell you what
01:17:18i'll sweeten it
01:17:20you pull off this miracle
01:17:22i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:24and i'll hand it to august
01:17:29august doesn't want your club
01:17:31your reputation is trash
01:17:35and you
01:17:38i'll go beyond
01:17:39i'll beat the old me
01:17:41after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:47now watch this drive
01:17:48now watch this drive
01:17:49now watch this drive
01:18:21Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:18:23Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:39Yeah!
01:18:44Fuck!
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:49Let's go!
01:18:54Oh my God!
01:18:56Oh my God!
01:18:58No!
01:18:59I lost!
01:19:01Fuck!
01:19:02He crushed me!
01:19:03How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:19:14Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:19He's back, folks!
01:19:20The Gooks!
01:19:21The Lion!
01:19:23Bobby Woods!
01:19:28The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:39I didn't do this for me.
01:19:43I did it for all of us.
01:19:45For August Golf Club!
01:19:47Woo!
01:19:49You cheated!
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:55You were taking pills.
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes!
01:19:58You were doping!
01:20:01No.
01:20:02The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even
01:20:06started.
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it!
01:20:11I can prove it!
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:18Painkillers.
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:23Legal.
01:20:24Approved by the association.
01:20:26And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:29It's all documented right here.
01:20:32You.
01:20:33You're on his team.
01:20:35You're in on it.
01:20:36Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also
01:20:44aggravated assault.
01:20:46I have evidence.
01:20:48How about you?
01:20:52I have evidence.
01:20:54Do you?
01:20:57This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:21:01Come on.
01:21:02Why don't you fucking fucker?
01:21:04Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:21:15A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:21:18But I did for my daughter.
01:21:20And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:27Stay.
01:21:28Stay.
01:21:28We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:33Please.
01:21:33Stay.
01:21:35Stay.
01:21:37Stay.
01:21:38Stay.
01:21:38Stay.
01:21:39Stay.
01:21:40Stay.
01:21:41Eleanor.
01:21:42Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:44And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:47I'm staying with you.
01:21:49I'm not golfing.
01:21:53Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:56I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:22:00You're amazing.
01:22:03I'm a big girl now.
01:22:05Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:22:08Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:22:15Daddy.
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:19APPLAUSE
01:22:21APPLAUSE
01:22:40LGBTQ
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