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00:00Tonight, 100 Australians from all logs of life
00:04are zooming in from across the country to be asked any question.
00:08They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Sophie Monk and Lloyd Langford
00:12as well as the Prime Minister of Australia.
00:15Who could get?
00:16He's about to find out how many people recognise him.
00:18It's all coming up on The 100 with Andy Lee!
00:24Hello, I'm Andy Lee and welcome back to Season 9 of The 100.
00:29And I only ever said we'd last eight.
00:31As always, I'm joined by 100 people up there
00:33who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
00:36So according to the stats, 28 of you up there
00:39have cheated in a sporting match.
00:42And I get it, sometimes cheating can give you the edge.
00:48Oh, no.
00:51Still messed.
00:52Tonight, it's a new season, so I'm changing things up.
00:55Not with my guests, you've seen them all before,
00:57but with the way I introduced them.
00:59Surnames first.
01:00It's Langford Lloyd!
01:04Next, she was born in London,
01:06but her DNA test proves she's 100% Gold Coast.
01:09It's Monk Sophie!
01:10Thank you!
01:13And finally, a man who keeps changing his address
01:16so I can't send him a letter of dismissal.
01:17It's Goldstein Mike!
01:21Let's jump into our first round.
01:23Check this out.
01:23Aussies spend a lot on dating.
01:26In fact, we fork out over half a billion dollars a year
01:29on dating apps and websites alone in search for the one.
01:33And, you know, I think it's worth it
01:35because if you find that perfect person,
01:37magic can happen.
01:47Well, every pot has a lid, doesn't it?
01:49So pull out my chair and tell me I look pretty.
01:51It's time to look at the stats on first dates.
01:56Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
01:5718% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:00because their date was what?
02:03So...
02:04A bit of a dick.
02:07True, but no, not the answer on my card.
02:10Lloyd?
02:11Because their date was pregnant.
02:14Yeah, I'm happy to split the bell
02:17but not the parenting of this child.
02:20What?
02:21Has this happened to you?
02:23Oh, thank you.
02:26No, 18% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:29because their date was what?
02:30Lloyd Langford.
02:3718% of Australians, that's a lot of dates Lloyd's been on.
02:40No, it's not that.
02:4118% of Australians have ended their dinner date early
02:43because their date was what?
02:44They eat with their mouth open.
02:46He's got it, yes.
02:50Points for Lloyd.
02:52Next question.
02:52To impress a first date,
02:5416% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
02:58Mike?
02:59Research on the other person's social media.
03:03Like, you ask something like,
03:05oh, what a lovely trip you had in Barcelona in 2009.
03:09Beautiful bikinis.
03:13Yes.
03:14You've got to be careful of that.
03:15It's not that.
03:16To impress a first date,
03:1716% of Aussies have gone overboard on what?
03:19They spend too much money.
03:21He's got it.
03:22Lloyd's got it.
03:22Oh, yes.
03:24Yeah.
03:2616% of Aussies spend outside their means
03:29on a first date to try and impress them.
03:31Has someone done that in our hundred?
03:34Matt?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Hey, Matt.
03:36Hi, everyone.
03:37Talk us through the date.
03:39We'd fairly recently come out of a pretty long COVID lockdown.
03:42Yep.
03:43I thought it'd be a good idea to do a really nice meal.
03:48Spent a pretty gig at Bennelong.
03:50Bennelong.
03:50That's at the Opera House, isn't it?
03:52A quite swanky restaurant.
03:54Yeah.
03:55And so was this a first date?
03:57Yep, first date.
03:58Really?
03:59Are you able to tell us how much it set you back?
04:00Yeah.
04:01It was close to a couple of grand.
04:03Oh!
04:04That's a full-on investment.
04:06Like, it should be like if you pay that much,
04:08you can sue for half.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Almost, hey.
04:11Matt, did you immediately regret it?
04:13Did you know halfway through the date
04:14that it wasn't going to work out,
04:15or was it a fun night?
04:17No, it was a fun night.
04:18It's just that then, from that point on,
04:20we had to go out pretty much every night for meals.
04:23Oh, of course.
04:24You set the precinct.
04:25So you still dated this person,
04:27but they expected this level.
04:29Yep.
04:29Oh, Matt, how long did you date for him, Matt?
04:32Four months.
04:33Wow.
04:34That's costly.
04:35Matt, thank you very much for sharing.
04:36We appreciate it.
04:4116% Aussies have spent too much on a first date.
04:44Just so you know,
04:45spending big doesn't always impress the date.
04:50Oh, my God.
04:53No!
04:55No!
04:57Now, next question.
04:59To get a first date,
05:012% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:03Sophie?
05:04One of those big fish
05:05that all the guys thinks is hot.
05:08It looks like the same fish.
05:10It's just like everyone wants the biggest fish, right?
05:13Oh, yeah.
05:13You're talking about the profile pic.
05:15Yeah, isn't that mean you're like the man?
05:17Incidentally,
05:18number one turn-off
05:19of females to males
05:20on a profile pic
05:22is a man holding a fish.
05:23Surely a fish holding a man
05:24would be more of a turn-off.
05:28It's true.
05:30To get a first date,
05:312% of Aussies have borrowed what?
05:33Lloyd?
05:34Like a dwarf butler.
05:40They're probably below waist height.
05:42A dog.
05:43He's got it.
05:43He says,
05:44they borrow a dog.
05:462% of Aussies have borrowed a dog.
05:49And then you say it died?
05:49It's one of the most attractive things.
05:51Pardon?
05:51And then you say it died.
05:53Oh, on the next day.
05:55No, you can say that you were just taking care of the dog.
05:58But it's one of the leading most attractive things to see in a park.
06:02Is it?
06:03Is someone with a dog.
06:04Shows that they care.
06:05Someone up there borrowed a dog to try and get a date.
06:08It's a great way to start a relationship.
06:10Ken's done it.
06:11Look at him.
06:11How proud he is as well.
06:13Ken.
06:15Yeah, I borrowed a friend's Labrador pup
06:18and I'd heard that supposedly it helps pick up women
06:22and took the dog for a walk
06:25and got a lot of attraction.
06:26The dog did, not me.
06:29And managed to get a phone number out of it.
06:32Wow.
06:33Yeah.
06:35We're like, yes, you tricked her.
06:37Congratulations.
06:39So, from this phone number, did you go on a few dates?
06:42Yeah, we were together for a while,
06:44but I think after two weeks,
06:46she came over for the first time
06:47and asked where the puppy was
06:48and I had to come clean and say,
06:49look, it wasn't mine, it was a friend's.
06:51And she said, well, it worked.
06:54There you go.
06:55I reckon I'm going to up the percent of people doing it.
06:57Thank you so much.
06:58Really appreciate it, Ken.
07:00Amazing.
07:02Two percent of Aussies have borrowed a dog to get a first date.
07:05Some dogs will get more attention than others, I reckon.
07:12Oh, no.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:14That dog looks smart.
07:15Cute dog.
07:16It's got a little mini dog in its handbag, I think.
07:19Next question.
07:20Fifty-five percent of Aussies find what meal
07:23to be a first date red flag?
07:26Soph.
07:27Like a vegan meal?
07:28Because that sets up, you can't go to KFC.
07:31You can't, you know, that's a lifestyle of no...
07:33It's a lifestyle thing.
07:34I agree with you.
07:35It would be a red flag for me,
07:36but no broader than that.
07:37Uh, is it Beef Wellington in Leon Garthor?
07:44LAUGHTER
07:46LAUGHTER
07:46LAUGHTER
07:46LAUGHTER
07:48Yes.
07:48Oh, is it spaghetti bolognaise?
07:50She's got it!
07:51Yes!
07:52Spaghetti bolognaise!
07:53Yes!
07:54That shocks me.
07:56Me too!
07:56I feel like that's a turn-on.
07:58Yeah.
07:58That is my death row meal.
08:00Really?
08:01And then you can do the lady and the tramp trick.
08:03Yes!
08:04Yeah, well, 55% of Aussies find eating spaghetti bolognaise
08:07on a first date a red flag.
08:09I mean, I don't think it is.
08:11I'm even happy for my date to do this.
08:15LAUGHTER
08:16LAUGHTER
08:17LAUGHTER
08:20Yep.
08:21Still got both his lips.
08:23Incredible.
08:24Next question.
08:2421% of first dates have led to what?
08:29Uh, pregnancy.
08:30No.
08:31Oh.
08:31It's probably the opposite of that.
08:34An abortion.
08:36LAUGHTER
08:37Sorry, what?
08:41LAUGHTER
08:41LAUGHTER
08:42I mean, you're not wrong.
08:43Yeah.
08:45LAUGHTER
08:46Oh, yeah!
08:47LAUGHTER
08:50LAUGHTER
08:50LAUGHTER
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51Thank God.
08:52I mean, if it's so fair for you to say that,
08:55because that is probably the opposite, but...
08:58LAUGHTER
08:59LAUGHTER
09:00LAUGHTER
09:00LAUGHTER
09:00No, it's, um...
09:03BEEPING
09:04Like that blocking each other on social media, or...
09:07Even, well, yeah, one step before that.
09:09BEEPING
09:10Like an argument.
09:10She's got it.
09:11She's got it, she's got it, yeah.
09:12APPLAUSE
09:12That's a lot.
09:13Yeah.
09:15LAUGHTER
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Sorry.
09:17You're right, you're right.
09:19It's pre...
09:19The opposite of pregnancy is not an argument.
09:21LAUGHTER
09:22Yeah, that's right.
09:24LAUGHTER
09:2521% of first dates have led to an argument,
09:28and you can tell when the date is heading in that direction.
09:32MUSIC
09:33Oh, no, he's way too into it.
09:35You can't celebrate that hard, man.
09:38LAUGHTER
09:38LAUGHTER
09:41It's the end of the round.
09:43But this is exciting.
09:44Our special guest tonight is this fellow.
09:46I'm keen to know how many in our 100 recognise him.
09:49Do you at home?
09:50I'm certainly drawing a blank.
09:52Anyway, we'll find out if our 100 do straight after the break.
09:55Don't go anywhere.
09:57APPLAUSE
10:09Welcome back to the 100.
10:11Let's do a quick check of the scores.
10:13Ooh, it's close to the top.
10:15Still anyone's game.
10:16OK, sitting next to me right now is a fairly important person.
10:19I'd better introduce them.
10:20Hello, important person.
10:22G'day.
10:23Great to see you.
10:24Hello, important person from...
10:25Yes.
10:27..respectfully.
10:27I haven't mentioned you by name yet,
10:30because the first part of any guest coming on our show is,
10:34I say to the 100,
10:36how many of you recognise this person?
10:39So pop your answers in, 100.
10:41And how many people do you think might recognise you?
10:44If it's not high, I'm in trouble.
10:48It's probably pretty true.
10:50All right, it's coming in.
10:51How many of 100 recognised our special guest?
10:5598 per cent!
10:58Wow.
11:01Well, it's the highest I've ever had, just so you know.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Who are the two people who are leaving...
11:08..who are leaving Australia at this point in time?
11:11They're allowed to remain anonymous up there.
11:13But does someone want to tell us who our special guest is?
11:16Matt.
11:17Matt, who is it?
11:19Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning, defending,
11:23undisputed Prime Minister of Australia,
11:27Anthony Albanese.
11:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:29Well done!
11:32Gee, I could have done it better myself.
11:34He's correct.
11:35The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese.
11:37Welcome, my friend, and thank you so much for being here.
11:40Can I get Matt to come around with you?
11:42LAUGHTER
11:43Introduce us in that way.
11:45He's a pretty good hype man.
11:46Um, am I allowed to call you Albo?
11:48Sure.
11:49OK, Albo.
11:50Doesn't feel right, does it?
11:51Um, Mr Prime Minister,
11:52I've written a series of questions on these cards.
11:55You haven't seen those questions yet.
11:57OK.
11:57But they're for you to ask the 100 panel.
12:00You have to guess how many of the 100 will say yes to Albo's...
12:04Mr Albo.
12:05..Albo's questions.
12:07Um, take it away, Mr Prime Minister.
12:09OK.
12:10In Australia, it's compulsory to vote.
12:12Of course.
12:13I want to ask you, do you think that's a good idea?
12:17It is a great idea because it means that just like government decisions affect everyone,
12:24everyone should have a say in them.
12:27And if you don't do that, you get to appeal to extremes
12:32because you've got to get people out emotionally to get them to vote,
12:36whereas it makes it more mainstream.
12:38OK.
12:39Yeah.
12:39And you also get sausages as well, don't you?
12:43It's one of the great benefits.
12:44I mean, we have seen what can happen if it's not compulsory to vote.
12:57What do you really think of him?
13:03He's the president of the United States.
13:05And I noticed that Sophie and Lloyd didn't have to stand up and salute when I walked in.
13:11What is appropriate protocol?
13:13Is there a certain...
13:14Is it a bow?
13:15Is it a curtsy?
13:16I reckon one of the great things about Australia is that there isn't that protocol.
13:22Same.
13:22Is that we're, you know, we're just all people and all equals and people just say hi.
13:28Yep.
13:29Nice.
13:29Fist bump occasionally.
13:31Nice.
13:31Done.
13:32What's the rest of the question, Albo?
13:34Oh, OK.
13:35Forgot what the first part was.
13:38What percent of the hundred wouldn't vote if they didn't have to?
13:43Pop your answers in.
13:44Hundred.
13:45What percent of you wouldn't bother voting if you didn't have to?
13:49Panel, how many of them will say yes to that, that they wouldn't bother?
13:53Results are coming in from our hundred.
13:56Results are in.
13:57Let's see what the panel think.
13:59Ooh.
13:59Just five percent, you reckon, Maya?
14:01Yeah.
14:01I think five percent wouldn't do it because either they can't figure out the mail-in ballots
14:05or they're not allowed around primary schools.
14:13Maybe.
14:13Maybe.
14:14Got a chuckle out of the big guy.
14:18Thirty percent for you, Lloyd.
14:20I mean, I'm not allowed to vote because I'm not a citizen.
14:23Oh, yeah.
14:23But I just go for this.
14:24Well, you know who can change that?
14:27Oh, yeah.
14:28Can you?
14:29Oh, he can.
14:29See us after the show.
14:31Yeah.
14:32All right.
14:33Let's see how many of our hundred wouldn't vote if it wasn't compulsory.
14:38Twenty-seven percent.
14:39Lloyd gets the points on that one.
14:41Lloyd!
14:43Is that alarming?
14:45Is that where you thought it might be?
14:47I was hoping it would be lower, but fair enough.
14:49That's why it should be compulsory.
14:53What's your next question, please, Prime Minister?
14:55In my job, I often have to work with people I don't always see eye to eye with.
15:01Yes, pause, pause, pause.
15:02Oh, like who?
15:04We won't go down that path, but I'm sure within Australia and also overseas,
15:09you meet people with differing opinions.
15:11But what you're very good at, I've noticed, and most politicians are,
15:14is when the camera's around, you've got to go to everything's fine faith,
15:19don't you?
15:19You do.
15:20You do?
15:20You do.
15:21In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing it live.
15:23I was going to say, you stay there, Prime Minister.
15:26Say if I'm a dignitary or a foreign leader that you don't really like that much,
15:30but I'm coming to greet you.
15:33The cameras are on.
15:35Let's see how good his fake face is.
15:37OK.
15:37Alright.
15:47It was very good.
15:51Who's got the weakest hand?
15:53Macron.
15:53True.
15:54No.
15:55Come on.
15:57In politics do you whisper in each other's ear like, you're a dickhead.
16:03Yes.
16:04Is it a little bit like that when you're shanty?
16:06No.
16:06There's no sweet nothings in his.
16:08Oh, OK.
16:09Alright, what's the rest of the question?
16:11What percent of the hundred have pretended to like someone just to get something?
16:19Ooh.
16:20Pop your answers in, hundred.
16:21How many of you have pretended to like someone in order to get something?
16:25Panel do the same.
16:27Is this happening regularly?
16:28The results are in from our hundred.
16:30Let's see what our panel came up with.
16:32You're the highest, Lloyd.
16:3380%.
16:34Yep.
16:35I won't name the person, but the thing I got is a partnership visa.
16:40Oh.
16:49The thing you had, you should have said.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Let's see what our hundred think.
16:55How many of you had pretended to like someone just to get something?
16:5834%.
16:59More honest than a thought.
17:00Soap gets the points for that one.
17:04Next question for you, Dalbo.
17:07I DJ at bars and fun roses.
17:10Yeah, pause, pause.
17:11No, actually.
17:12Yes, he does.
17:13Yeah.
17:13And we've got some vision.
17:17Let's have a look.
17:20No, it's not.
17:27Wasn't the most confident I've seen a DJ with a beat drop?
17:30Well, you know, there were cameras on me.
17:32Yeah.
17:32It's humble.
17:32It's a humble DJ.
17:33So, how often do you get to do this past pod?
17:35I haven't done it for a while because I'm busy with other things.
17:39Yeah.
17:39But I used to do it a fair bit for fundraisers for a charity largely called Recklink.
17:45Yep.
17:46And they do work with homeless people, young people essentially, getting them engaged through
17:53the arts and sport.
17:54Right.
17:54Amazing.
17:55What was your DJ name?
17:56DJ Albo.
17:59Do you have a go-to banger?
18:01I try to do audience participation songs.
18:04You take requests?
18:05No, no.
18:05The songs you sing along with.
18:07Yeah, okay.
18:07And get into.
18:08What's the number one?
18:09Am I ever going to see your face again?
18:12Oh, yeah.
18:13What's the next?
18:18That's the greatest.
18:19Amazing.
18:20And for some reason people sing along just parts of that.
18:25What's the rest of the question please, Albo?
18:27How many of the hundred have a hobby that surprises people?
18:32Well, we certainly got surprised by yours.
18:34Pop your own stand, hundred.
18:35How many of you have got a hobby that people would be surprised to hear about?
18:41Results are in.
18:41Let's see what our panel came up with.
18:43Ooh.
18:44You're the highest.
18:44So, 40%?
18:45Yeah.
18:46I think everyone's got a secret talent.
18:48What would your secret hobby be?
18:50Because I reckon I know it.
18:51I was very surprised when you told me that you sit at home gaming.
18:54Oh, yes.
18:54I thought you were going to say I play two recorders in harmony up my nose.
18:59That's cool.
18:59And perfect.
19:01No one wants to see it, but I am a gamer.
19:04Yep.
19:04A gamer.
19:0525% Lloyd, you reckon?
19:06Yeah, I think some of them look like they have a hobby that would really surprise the
19:10local chief of police when he finally, finally cracks the case.
19:16Yes.
19:17Mike, 30% for you.
19:18Yeah, I think a lot of people have hobbies they might be slightly embarrassed about,
19:21like magic or cosplay or DJing as a 62-year-old.
19:28Let's see from our 100 how many of you have a hobby that people would be surprised to
19:33hear about.
19:3417%.
19:35Lloyd gets the points on that one, Lloyd.
19:37Oh, Lloyd.
19:38It's the end of the round and we've got to let our guest go.
19:42Of course, he's got more important things to do, including firing his media manager
19:46for letting him on this show, but thank you so much for coming on.
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51Oh, yes.
19:52Thanks.
19:54For the 100 straight after this.
20:09Welcome back to our first episode of The 100 for this season and it's time to grab a drink
20:14and jump into the pub test.
20:19In this round, I'm going to present The 100 with a bunch of different scenarios.
20:23Panel, you have to decide whether or not these scenarios are fair and reasonable.
20:28In other words, do they pass the pub test?
20:31Bottoms up, 100?
20:32Cheers.
20:33Cheers.
20:34Cheers.
20:35No, that wasn't...
20:37No, I didn't...
20:39You don't...
20:39You've got little ears, actually.
20:41If anything, they're too small.
20:45Let's jump into it.
20:47First question.
20:48Yes or no?
20:49Can you break up with someone just before Christmas?
20:53Let's say a week out.
20:55Is it okay to break up with someone a week before Christmas?
21:02Let's see.
21:03Are the panel unanimous?
21:04They all...
21:05You all say yes.
21:06I feel like it's the perfect time to do it because you're around family.
21:09You know, like, you've got time to...
21:11You're going to look hot because you get new presents, new clothes.
21:14You go out, everyone's...
21:16It's summer.
21:16Yeah.
21:17It's probably the perfect time to be dumped.
21:19Yeah, it's one less gift to buy.
21:21Yeah.
21:23You've probably already bought the gift the whole week out and you've got...
21:26No, that's why you break up with them.
21:27You don't have a gift yet.
21:31Let's see what our 100 think.
21:33Is it okay to break up with someone a week before?
21:35Because 75% say yes, you guys.
21:37Yeah.
21:38You're on the money.
21:38Well done.
21:39Thanks all around.
21:42Who in the 100 has gone through a break up close to Christmas?
21:48Melanie.
21:50Hey, Melanie.
21:51Hey, Melanie.
21:51How close was it?
21:53About five days.
21:54Oh.
21:54I can't believe all of you were saying that's okay.
21:57It's not okay, is it?
21:58I'm with you, Melanie.
21:59No, it's never okay.
22:00Wait, did you do the breaking up or you got broken up with?
22:03No, I was the one that got dumped.
22:07He asked me to come to his work Christmas party.
22:10Yeah.
22:11And on the way home from the Christmas party,
22:13told me that he didn't want to continue the relationship.
22:16Oh.
22:17That's horrible.
22:18Melanie, just quickly.
22:20Yeah.
22:20Did you do something at the Christmas party?
22:22Yeah.
22:23Well, that's what I'm trying to think.
22:24I don't think so.
22:25You don't think so, no.
22:26He just had it in his mind.
22:27Okay, so that's what he wanted to tell you.
22:28And what kind of preparation had you had for that Christmas
22:31with his family or between the two of you?
22:33Yeah, with his family.
22:34So I'd gone and bought all his family Christmas presents.
22:37Oh, oh.
22:38And when he came up to pick up his stuff,
22:40I actually gave him the presents because I'm a nice guy.
22:42Oh, no, no.
22:44Melanie, I'm glad he's out of your life.
22:45Thanks so much for sharing.
22:49I'm surprised.
22:5075% of the Hamilton, it's fine to break up at Christmas time.
22:54I mean, it's an emotional period.
22:56You can usually tell the ones that have recently
22:57gone through a tough time.
23:06Whoa, that's personal.
23:07A young Melanie taking it out.
23:10Next question for the pub, everybody.
23:12Yes or no?
23:13Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:15Or are you ruining it for those around you?
23:19Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:20Pop your answers in.
23:22Panel do the same.
23:25Results are in.
23:26Let's see what the panel think.
23:27Ooh.
23:29Mike, you think no?
23:30Well, I do think it depends as well.
23:32Like, on one hand, I don't want some idiot to ruin a song I like.
23:35If I wanted that, I'd watch Australian Idol.
23:40But on the other hand, I think it's fine,
23:42unless it's a rap concert and you're hitting certain words
23:45a little too enthusiastically.
23:47Very cool.
23:47Very cool.
23:48Let's see what our Hunter think.
23:49Is it okay to sing along at a concert?
23:5393% say yes.
23:55Yes.
23:55So just the points on that hand.
23:57A lot of people go.
23:58Yeah.
24:00Um, next one.
24:01This is for those who like to snoop.
24:04Is it okay, 100 yes or no,
24:06to read a partner's text messages without them knowing?
24:11Results coming in.
24:13Results are in.
24:14Let's see what our panel think.
24:17Mike.
24:17Mm.
24:18You think yes?
24:19Yeah, it's called taking an interest in her life.
24:25Yeah, it's very romantic.
24:29You're a no, Lloyd?
24:30I just, I mean, I can't be bothered reading my own text messages.
24:34It feels like additional admin.
24:36Yeah, I hear that.
24:38So if you're a no as well.
24:39No, cos I'll go till I'll find something that I don't want to find.
24:42Yeah, have you done it before?
24:43Don't be that bad.
24:44Yeah, but you misconstrue things in words and emojis can mean something else.
24:49Yep.
24:49You know?
24:50Yeah, it's pretty intense in there.
24:51Don't go in there.
24:53All right, 100.
24:54How many think it's okay to look at a partner's text messages without them knowing?
24:59Yeah.
24:5972% say no.
25:00You two get the points of that one, Bad Life Mod.
25:0572% of the 100 think it's not okay to read a partner's texts.
25:10Sometimes it's hard not to read their text messages.
25:14Oh, the big font will give you away.
25:16Oh!
25:20Oh!
25:25Oh, no!
25:26Is that Anthony Albanese?
25:31It's closing time, but I'd love to know, is there someone up there that has found something
25:37that they didn't like when going through a partner's phone?
25:41There is?
25:43Well, we'll get that straight up at the break.
25:45Don't go anywhere.
25:59Welcome back to The 100.
26:01Before the break, we were chatting phone snooping and, Belle, you got a bit of a surprise
26:06when you went through someone's phone.
26:08Who was it?
26:09Belle?
26:09He was my ex-partner.
26:11Okay.
26:11So, but he was your partner at the time?
26:13Yes, he was.
26:15I actually found out he was cheating on me.
26:17Okay.
26:18It was a message from her letting someone know that she was pregnant.
26:21Oh!
26:22Oh, God.
26:23That's...
26:23Right.
26:24So...
26:25Why cheating?
26:25I was actually a month pregnant through myself.
26:27Oh, God.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:29Gosh.
26:30This guy.
26:31What a fur Tyler Martin.
26:32Yeah.
26:35When did we turn into Jerry Springer?
26:37I know!
26:38But, so, Belle, did you see the notification come up and that was the girl's name?
26:43Yes.
26:44And was he not around so you went, I'll have a quick look at this?
26:48Yes, that's right.
26:49He was in the shower at the time.
26:50Well, how do you confront someone...
26:52In the shower?
26:53Like, do you go in the shower?
26:54Do you wait for them to come out?
26:55Do you wait for them to dry and then you bring it up?
26:57Oh, yeah.
26:58I waited for him to get dressed and stuff because I thought that if he was going to, you know,
27:02run out or whatever, he would just run out.
27:03I didn't want him to be naked, obviously.
27:05That's nice of you.
27:06But, um...
27:07Yes.
27:07I had fun with him and, yeah, he was denial of it.
27:10But, you know, you can't deny these things.
27:13Yeah, right.
27:14It turned out to be true.
27:15So, is it an instant breakup for you?
27:17I mean, he's going to be the father of your child.
27:19So, how do you try and reconcile that in your brain?
27:23Um, yeah, it was an instant breakup.
27:24I have two kids with him as well.
27:26So, this was our third.
27:27Oh!
27:28So, but, yeah, nah.
27:30Just couldn't do it.
27:31It was too much.
27:32Well, good for you, Belle.
27:33Yeah, good.
27:33Thank you so much for sharing.
27:34We really appreciate it.
27:37Amazing.
27:40Amazing.
27:41It's time to play a brand new game for this season.
27:44It's called Servicing the Stars.
27:50In this game, we're going to meet a member of our hundred
27:52who has done some work for a celebrity.
27:55Panel, from a line-up of celebrities,
27:58you have to try and guess which celebrity it was.
28:01So, first up playing is Annie.
28:03Hello, Annie.
28:05Annie is a beautician.
28:08And she waxed a notable Australian celebrity from Neighbours.
28:13Waxed.
28:14She waxed.
28:15I hope it wasn't bones, sir.
28:19It wasn't bouncer, but it could have been one of these four people.
28:22Was it Delta Goodrum?
28:24Was it Holly Valance?
28:26Was it Madeline West?
28:28Or was it Ryan Maloney?
28:33Who...
28:33I feel rude asking, but where...
28:35What area did you wax?
28:37So, I waxed a half leg and lip and eyebrows.
28:42Eyebrows?
28:43So, do you wax eyebrows?
28:44Yeah.
28:45Oh.
28:46If you get in the, like, monobrowes and underneath,
28:48you get hairs that come down your cheeks sometimes.
28:51Okay.
28:51Yeah.
28:52Nice.
28:53If you...
28:55If you did wax everywhere,
28:57would you have to work around this person's toadfish?
29:04Was it the first time you'd waxed this celebrity or were they a regular client?
29:09Became a regular client, but yes, that was the very first time.
29:12I was so nervous.
29:14Yeah.
29:14Don't you have, like, a cord of secrecy?
29:16Like a...
29:17I was thinking that.
29:18A wax...
29:18A waxer's pact or something.
29:20You just...
29:20I was hoping.
29:21Because we're going to find out who has a moustache.
29:26Well, no, they don't.
29:27If you go and see...
29:28Oh, you don't...
29:29Used to.
29:29Yeah.
29:30Any other questions?
29:31How is this...
29:31How is this person to deal with?
29:33Were they nice?
29:33Were they rude?
29:34Yeah.
29:35Really, really lovely.
29:36Yeah.
29:36Really nice.
29:37Has Holly Volantz gone...
29:38Is she the one that's gone really right-wing?
29:41Oh.
29:41I don't...
29:42Really?
29:43She's really wealthy now.
29:44I'm just wondering if you waxed off a very small moustache.
29:47Oh my God!
29:52I know you're going on a corner.
29:54Oh, no.
29:55I didn't know.
29:55Oh, no.
29:57Alright.
29:58Let's put our answers in.
30:00Who do you think it was?
30:02Delta?
30:02Holly?
30:03Madeline?
30:05Or Ryan?
30:06It's hard.
30:07Who would have a moustache?
30:10And I'm not judging because I have a little one myself.
30:12Mmm.
30:14I didn't have to say that at all.
30:16Maybe we'll cut that out.
30:16But we appreciate it.
30:17Why did I volunteer that info?
30:20Um...
30:21Okay.
30:21Let's see what our panel have come up with.
30:25Ooh.
30:26Two Hollies and a Delta.
30:27Why'd you say Holly Soph?
30:29She's so perfect.
30:30I'm just hoping she's a bit hairy.
30:31Honestly.
30:33Uh, Annie, who was your celebrity customer?
30:38It was Madeline West.
30:40Oh!
30:41Yes!
30:41There you go.
30:42None of you get the points.
30:43Annie, thank you so much for joining us.
30:45Really appreciate it.
30:46You're welcome.
30:47Amazing.
30:49We've got time for one more.
30:50Our final worker, Sabian.
30:52How are you, Sabian?
30:53Good mate, how are you?
30:54Hey, Sabian.
30:55You're well.
30:55Um, Sabian works in a phone shop and he fixed a mobile phone for one of these celebrities.
31:01Was it Eric Banner?
31:03Was it Kyle Sandalance?
31:05Was it Hugo Weaving?
31:07Or was it Russell Crowe?
31:11Oh!
31:12And they just rocked up themselves and handed it to you?
31:15So they didn't have a helper?
31:17Did this person break their phone by throwing it at somebody?
31:23They'd been pushed into a pool.
31:25Oh!
31:26He'd been pushed into a pool and hence it had malfunctioned.
31:29How many people did it take to push them into the pool?
31:33Why would you ask that question?
31:35I'm just trying to rule out Sandalance.
31:39Did you get a glimpse of anything that was on the phone?
31:42Yeah, the phone came in dead and I spent an hour with him getting up and running again
31:46so he could back up his photos.
31:48Oh!
31:49So you saw some of the photos?
31:51Yep.
31:51Gee.
31:52You wouldn't want to see Kyle Sandalance.
31:57Was there some risque photos in there?
32:00I did see them with a friend in their budgie smugglers.
32:06Oh!
32:07Right.
32:08Gee, that paints an interesting picture doesn't it?
32:10I'm so confused now.
32:12Yeah.
32:12I hope it's Banner.
32:15Okay guys, that's all the information we've got from Sabian.
32:18Oh, that's so hard.
32:18Pop your answers in.
32:19Banner.
32:20Sandalance.
32:21Weaving.
32:22Or Crow.
32:26Oh, look at us all.
32:28Oh!
32:29That's the panelist.
32:30What have you come up with?
32:31You're both all surprised.
32:32You all think weaving.
32:33Yeah.
32:34Why weaving, Lloyd?
32:35I just felt like of those four, he was probably the most likely to just go in on his own
32:40to fix his phone.
32:42Also, I reckon the easiest to get into a pool.
32:49Sabian, who was your celebrity customer?
32:52It was Hugo Weaving.
32:53Yes!
32:58I love Hugo Weaving.
33:00Is he as great as I would hope?
33:03Yeah, he was a legend.
33:05I heard he asked after me again later, after I'd left that store.
33:09Amazing.
33:09Sabian, thank you so much.
33:10Really appreciate it.
33:13A complete servicing the stars.
33:15Stick around though, because after the break we'll find out how many Aussies have a robot at home.
33:19So, see you then.
33:22APPLAUSE
33:33We're back to the 100.
33:35The scores are up there.
33:37Still anyone's game.
33:40On to our next topic.
33:41I saw an article this week that reminded me that some technological devices certainly
33:44make our lives easier, but don't always make them better.
33:48It was a story about a professional footballer whose wife caught him cheating when she saw
33:52him and his mistress through their remote doorbell camera.
33:56Silly boy.
33:57I know.
33:58There's foolproof ways to sneak around doorbell cameras.
34:10So plug in, power up, and let's look at the stats on devices.
34:16Hands on buzzers please panel.
34:188% of Aussies sleep with what piece of technology?
34:23The breathing device that stops you snoring?
34:26She's got it.
34:27Yeah, a sleep apnea machine.
34:318% of us have a sleep apnea machine.
34:35Is there someone up there that sleeps like Darth Vader?
34:39Kira.
34:41This is me.
34:43I am Darth Vader.
34:44I like how you're in black as well.
34:45This is great.
34:46Kira, when did you start using a sleep apnea machine?
34:50About 18 months ago.
34:51I did a bit of a health overhaul after getting diagnosed with MS, so checked everything else
34:57out.
34:57And my partner was like, how about you check out that snoring?
35:01So I did the sleep test, found out I had sleep apnea and became Darth Vader.
35:07And is the machine awesome?
35:10Like do you have great dreams?
35:11It's the best thing.
35:11Is it?
35:12Yeah, it's the best thing I've ever done.
35:14And as crazy as it is and weird, I've never slept better in my life.
35:20Oh, I thought you were going to say the sex better than ever.
35:21No, not at all.
35:24Even I don't want to look at my own reflection with it on.
35:27I've got it here.
35:28I'm like, look at it.
35:29No.
35:29Yes.
35:30So I'll sit there and read for a while and then turn the light off and then don't even
35:34look at myself when I put it on.
35:36But then I love myself when I wake up because it's under my sleep.
35:39Because you've slept.
35:40Unbelievable.
35:40Thank you so much.
35:41Really appreciate it, Kira.
35:43Cheers.
35:448% of Aussies have a sleep apnea machine.
35:47You can tell when someone needs one.
36:01The next question involves some pictures, guys.
36:05What percent of the hundred can identify these devices?
36:08I'll put the device up.
36:09Have a look.
36:09Hundred.
36:10Who knows what that is?
36:11It's a simple yes, no.
36:13What percent of them know what that is, do you think?
36:16Results going in behind that picture.
36:21Results are in.
36:22Let's have a look at the panel camera.
36:23Would it help you to say that I've got one?
36:25You have one.
36:26I've got one.
36:27Is it vintage?
36:28No.
36:30I've replaced it.
36:31I've upgraded along the ride.
36:33Mike, do you know what it is?
36:35I have no idea.
36:36It looks like a budget Alexa and a drug dealer's beeper.
36:41Lloyd, do you know what it is?
36:42Is it a rain gauge?
36:44He's got it.
36:45He's got it.
36:47A rain gauge.
36:48Why do you need a rain gauge?
36:50Because my dad loves logging how much rain we've had.
36:56And now you do.
36:57I actually asked for a golf range finder.
37:01He thought I said rain finder, so at Christmas I unpacked one of those.
37:06Oh cute.
37:06And then he'll call me and say, how much rain have you had at your place?
37:09And I'll tell him.
37:10And he only lives three suburbs away and he tells me how much rain has.
37:14Is it different ever?
37:16Yeah, it can be different.
37:17It's very exciting.
37:19This is how men show their love.
37:24One drop at a time Lloyd.
37:25Let's see how many of our hundred recognise that device.
37:3121%.
37:31Sof gets the points on that one.
37:37Let's have a look.
37:38One more device.
37:39There it is there.
37:41Without saying what it is.
37:43Hundred.
37:43Have a look at it.
37:44Do you recognise that, yes or no?
37:46Panel, pop your answers in as well.
37:48How many of our hundred do you think recognise that device?
37:53Results coming in.
37:56Results are in.
37:58Let's see what our panel said.
38:0020% Mike.
38:01Yeah.
38:02I mean, that's, I don't know what it is.
38:04That's a thing I grabbed out of the fridge at my sister's place and drank out of.
38:09It was delicious.
38:10Everyone freaked out.
38:13I would have thought you would know what it might be Lloyd.
38:17Having already seen a child.
38:18Same.
38:18Yes, yes.
38:19I think the scientific name is a tip milker.
38:26It is a breast pump.
38:27I thought it was an air horn originally.
38:30Let's see, how many of our hundred recognise that device?
38:358%.
38:36Sof with it on the end.
38:38Well done.
38:41Hands back on buzzers guys.
38:4420% of Australian parents give their children a phone for what reason?
38:48For what?
38:49To spy on them?
38:51Sorry, to locate them.
38:53To locate them is right.
38:54Yes, I do.
38:55Yes.
38:56Sof's on fire.
38:5820% of Australian parents give a phone to their kids to track them.
39:02And I've said it before.
39:03Some kids are easier to track than others.
39:06How does he?
39:08One, two, three, four, five.
39:18It's the end of the round, but is there someone in our hundred who does this?
39:23Who's tracking a lot of people?
39:24There is?
39:26I want to see if they've found anything mischievous.
39:28Straight after this.
39:29Don't go anywhere.
39:43Welcome back to the hundred.
39:45Before the break, we're talking about phone tracking and it turns out Marcel is the master of doing this.
39:52Marcel, how many people are you tracking?
39:55About 15.
39:57And do they all know that you're tracking them?
40:01All but one.
40:02Rich.
40:03It's a family app and everyone can see where everyone is, so it works really well.
40:08Has it got anyone into trouble?
40:10No, it gives me palpitations sometimes.
40:13Why is that?
40:14Youngest daughter turning 18, running the wilds of Sydney CBD and Paddington.
40:21Oh right, and would you sit at home and try and watch and see where she might be?
40:24Well, she would want us to pick her up at 3am in Oxford Street, so we used to have...
40:29Oh, Jesus.
40:30Hang on, can these people not turn it off?
40:32They do it voluntarily.
40:33They don't want to turn it off.
40:35Would you let Josh track you?
40:37Yeah.
40:37I want to be tracked on, so I get lost.
40:42Marcel, thank you so much for sharing.
40:44Really appreciate it.
40:48Well, it's the end of the show, it's been a huge one back and it's now time to find out
40:54tonight's winner.
40:58And tonight's winner will receive the Prime Minister's parliamentary security pass that he left behind.
41:06And that person is...
41:08Sophie Mung!
41:13But, it's not about you three over there, it's about the people up there.
41:18And tonight on the show we've talked about snooping on phones, tracking family members and cheating husbands.
41:23So, we thought it only fitting to end the show by finding Australia's most sneaky person.
41:29Hunter, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
41:31If you answer yes to these questions, please leave your camera on.
41:34If it's a no, we'll see you next time.
41:36Here we go.
41:40If you've ever snuck food or drinks into a cinema, leave your camera on.
41:48Pretty much everybody.
41:51Makes you feel less guilty.
41:53Fair enough.
41:54Okay, hopefully we can get through a few more of these.
41:58If you currently use someone else's streaming account without them knowing, leave your camera on.
42:08Oh, heaps of people.
42:10Oh my gosh.
42:13Any of you guys do that?
42:15No, heaps of people do it to me, I think.
42:17Yeah.
42:18If you check into a hotel and they've stayed logged in to their, like, Amazon Prime.
42:22It's fair game.
42:23I'm buying every movie on there.
42:27Alright, we lost a bunch there.
42:29If you've ever taken a work call or Zoom while on holiday and pretended you were working.
42:39Yeah.
42:41Oh gosh, a few people have done that.
42:44Okay.
42:46Um, you sneaky critters.
42:48If you've ever stolen alcohol from your parents' stash, this is obviously a while ago,
42:53and replaced it with water.
42:55Oh yeah.
42:56Classic.
42:56That old chestnut, yeah.
43:00Don't do it with vodka that lives in the freezer, by the way.
43:05They can pick up on it.
43:07Um, if you've ever bought takeaway and passed it off as your own home cooking.
43:18Okay.
43:20If you have a hidden contact on your phone saved under another name.
43:27Oh!
43:29Oh!
43:30Oh!
43:31Oh!
43:31Oh!
43:33Tristan!
43:35Oh no!
43:40I'm not sure it's the honour you wanted, but it's the honour you have.
43:45You're Australia's most sneaky person.
43:47Uh, you've got the opportunity though, to sign off tonight's show, Tristan.
43:50Go for it.
43:51No worries, thank you.
43:52It's been a fantastic day.
43:54Thanks Elmo.
43:55Bye everybody!
43:56Aren't you dressed up?
43:58You sneaky guy.
44:00Huge thank you to our fantastic guests tonight.
44:03Lloyd Langford, Soaky Monk, and Mike Goldstein.
44:06And of course, the five minutes of this country.
44:09If you missed any of that, you can see it on Nine now.
44:12We'll see you next week, it's great to be back.
44:13Goodnight Australia.
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