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01:53Hey, if Ms. Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
02:17She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:19She's going to be fine.
02:34She's going to be fine.
02:36She's going to be fine.
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04:47She's going to be fine.
04:57I don't know.
05:35Hello?
05:53Anybody here?
05:58Hello, Carol.
06:00Hey, where did everybody...
06:01This is the recording.
06:02At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
06:07We'll do our best to provide it.
06:09Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
06:12But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
07:36Are you fucking kidding me?
07:43Fine.
07:46God riddance!
07:49Fuck you!
07:55Why does it stop for my love?
07:56Are you fucking kidding me?
07:56Not bad, I don't know.
07:58I don't know.
08:12I'm sick of giving.
08:45Afflicted, afflicted people.
09:00The first thing I want to do is add the egg.
09:01Add the egg and the egg.
09:03Add the egg and the egg.
09:08Add the egg and the egg.
09:14I don't know.
09:56To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings.
10:00I'm Carol Sturka.
10:02Some of you know me.
10:03Some of you have yet to meet.
10:07But if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:14There is a way to undo this situation.
10:17To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:24How do I know this?
10:25Because earlier today, these afflicted people, these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:34Because guess what?
10:35They can't lie.
10:39Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:43This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:51So, what is this solution exactly?
10:56That they didn't tell me.
10:58But they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:06Worldwide, apparently.
11:09Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:11And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:17Leaving me here all alone.
11:21Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:25Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:33With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:37Enjoy that opinion.
11:40Relish it.
11:41Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:44And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you, who knows, maybe in that last
11:50fleeting moment, you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:59Please, let's work together.
12:02The 13 of us.
12:03Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:07But these people need saving.
12:12We owe it to humanity.
12:16Call me anytime.
12:18Day or night.
12:20Good luck and godspeed.
12:42Hello, Carol.
12:44This is a recording.
12:46At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:50Yes.
12:51Yes.
12:51We'll do our best to provide it.
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:53Our feelings for you haven't changed.
12:55Got it.
12:56Got it.
12:56But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
13:00Got it.
13:02It's Carol.
13:04I've made a video.
13:05You're not going to like it.
13:06However, I want you to make 12 copies and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:12And for those that don't speak English, I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:19I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:21However, you doing it would please me.
13:23And I know you're into that.
13:26And conversely, if you don't do it, I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood in which I
13:33will no doubt find myself.
13:37So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:42And I'll stay far, far away.
13:44Because God knows you need your space.
14:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
14:51So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:21So, I'm going to leave it outside.
15:51So, I'm going to leave it outside.
16:59No, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
17:22Hey!
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18:34Now!
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20:31Hello?
20:32Hello?
20:33Hello, Carol.
20:34This is a recording.
20:36We can pick up your trash, as long as it's bagged, and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
20:42Please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum of two feet apart.
20:52Get out of here!
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22:12Oh, my God.
22:44Oh, my God.
23:10Oh, my God.
23:45Oh, my God.
24:01Oh, my God.
24:16Oh, my God.
24:29You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
25:11You're welcome.
25:48You're welcome.
25:50You're welcome.
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30:31Hello?
30:35Uh, uh, and it does not contain chlorine, so.
30:44Anybody listening out there?
30:46Huh?
30:47How about it, you 12?
30:48Any response?
30:50Are you even getting these?
30:51Cause how the fuck would I know?
31:28I don't know.
31:32Greetings, fellow survivors.
31:34Carol Sterka here with an update.
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