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02:24Are you okay?
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26Do you want to switch?
02:26We can switch.
02:27Oh, God.
02:28I know.
02:29Oh, sorry.
02:31No, no, it's fine.
02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34Sorry.
02:34Just, will you talk to me so I don't fall asleep again?
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay.
02:38Oh, the original Coldies is coming up the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:44Yeah.
02:44Coldies?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldies, though, right?
02:50The Frozen Custard Shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldies?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:08How?
03:08They make it different from ice cream.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was, like, eight months pregnant, and she just talks about
03:23all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when I noticed
03:35this tiny little shoe at my feet, a Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me, and what I didn't expect is that when you lose
04:04a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:14More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted, like I was disappearing, but at the same time, like, I was running a
04:44marathon, and I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes.
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01Thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm going to grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, were you, uh, see-for-see?
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everything, right?
05:28No doubt about it, I really think you're fine.
05:34Ooh, baby, I'll shine all about it, so it won't be your mind.
05:41Ooh, baby, it's all right.
05:46And what, it's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel your bones and organs shifting to make room for
05:50the baby to come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies, haven't you heard of that?
05:54Like, like, 12-pound babies, huge heads just tearing everything?
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Oh, I just think that, like, our future baby would be...
06:08Yeah?
06:09...dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise, like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller than smaller than this.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait, I gotta show you.
06:31Hold on.
06:32...with bad things happening to him.
06:34Why does he keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, and why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:49I mean, it's identical, but...
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58It's crazy.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend,
07:04the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05I'll keep going.
07:06So this four-year-old girl, Kathy,
07:07she could remember her past life,
07:09and she always talked about her late husband
07:13and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist
07:23in a third dimension,
07:24or at least remember their past lives,
07:26and I don't know, maybe even the future,
07:28and I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:32Or Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:01I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel
08:05for old people to pour their love into?
08:07It's just distracting the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10Great lunch.
08:12I mean, what reason would a person have
08:13to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Do I get things for another daughter?
08:20What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah, I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother?
08:45And a gorophobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents
08:53makes the perfect match for someone with a dead mother
08:56and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like, get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony,
09:01my parents' little vacation cabin in the woods,
09:04none of the wedding bullshit,
09:05just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay, cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:22Hey.
09:24My family's gonna love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um,
09:35our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us
09:50when it's only this big?
10:05He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:24I love you.
10:30I love you from the heart of the world
10:37My heart was made for bleeding
10:40I love you
10:43And I know you're mine
10:58Ready? 3, 2, 1
11:29Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:37Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:47Yeah, yeah
11:48Damn it, ow
11:49Aw
11:54Ah
11:55Babe
11:56Hey, what we're ready. I'm sorry. It was a long tunnel
12:05I'm sorry
12:55Fuck
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:42Oh, my God, Mickey.
13:44Mickey, come here.
13:45Come here.
13:46What?
13:47Come here.
13:52Look.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:53Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you...
14:02I'm looking for its parents, and, uh, just stay.
14:05I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel.
14:07Uh, okay.
14:10Hey, hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No, no, no, don't cry.
14:15Happy baby.
14:17Hello?
14:20Anyone in here?
14:30Oh, my God.
14:37Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:45Oh, my God.
15:36Oh, my God.
15:43Hello?
15:46Hello?
15:52Oh, my God.
15:56Oh, my God.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room.
16:31There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck.
16:33No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one should drive
16:42to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay.
16:45Yeah, um...
16:46What do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:57Uh...
16:59Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:21Oh, my God.
17:23Oh, my God.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:33Oh, boy.
18:51Excuse me. There's a, like, a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there and, and we, we found a
19:00baby abandoned in a car.
19:02And I think that maybe something, like, bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:17That's good.
19:18You're here.
19:20Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:28Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me.
19:36But he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord, and they were too cheap to get me a
19:40name tag with my own name on it.
19:42Um, so could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:48Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:58Wait here. I'll call.
20:28I'll call the cops.
20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:38oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:38oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:38oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:38oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
21:14Oh, yeah, South of here, um, hey, okay, stay there, wait, Benjamin.
21:21You are what you are to me, you are my happiness, that's what you are, you are my three friends,
21:46you are...
21:58Oh, yeah.
22:00Oh, yeah.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:12Oh, yeah.
22:21Oh, yeah.
22:28Oh, yeah.
22:30Oh, yeah.
22:32Oh, yeah.
22:42Oh, yeah.
22:46Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
23:03Oh, yeah.
23:11Hey, hey, they're coming to rescue your baby.
23:33What the fuck?
23:39What the fuck?
24:06What the fuck?
24:07What the fuck?
24:12What the fuck?
24:22What the fuck?
24:24What the fuck?
24:47What the fuck?
24:55What the fuck?
25:25What the fuck?
25:30What the fuck?
25:31What the fuck?
25:31What the fuck?
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26:03What the fuck?
26:09What the fuck?
26:29What the fuck?
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27:00What the fuck?
27:00What the fuck?
27:17What the fuck?
27:36What the fuck?
27:41What the fuck?
27:47What the fuck?
28:05What the fuck?
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:32I know. You've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah. Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah. My sister demanded it.
28:47That's...
28:48fucking weird.
28:50Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01It's like...
29:12Oh, my God.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:29Was this a family pet, too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother, Elizabeth, was killed by a bear.
29:39And her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:42Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:48Of course.
29:51Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Sorry.
29:53You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face, or I could, you know, just call the letter.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh, I'm just kidding.
30:09I'm just kidding.
30:10Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:14All right.
30:14I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:18Um, the right of the kerb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah.
30:23Right.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:56You just have to be there.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04Sorry. Sorry. I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my God, she exists.
31:12There's no such thing as an erupting country.
31:15We're family. Oh.
31:17It's your wedding. Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:22Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:38It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my God, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer, but you're scared of
31:48planes or whatever.
31:49No.
31:50I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met in an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's pretty cute.
32:01Oh.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07She's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched in
32:21the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time?
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned baby
32:43in, in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:54What's that?
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Jared.
33:11Night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out.
33:42And baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:52So Jules hears a woman screaming like ahhh, but worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get louder and
34:04louder and louder and louder and louder and louder.
34:10Until he comes face to face with it.
34:13Jules hides from the sorry man.
34:14The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile.
34:28Wailing, it's awful.
34:31Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:34So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a woman
34:47open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my god.
35:29What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia, I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw, it's okay.
35:58No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, I had to hear that story to get me to this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:44I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:21He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me,
37:27and I thought that he was going to hurt me,
37:29but I don't know how to describe it,
37:30but I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:33What? Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu,
37:43but, like, not the good kind.
37:44Like, I feel something so familiar,
37:46and I don't know how to describe it,
37:48except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just, like,
37:51you just know something bad's going to happen,
37:52you just know,
37:53and I've been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more
37:57since we got here,
37:58and then now that we're here,
38:00I just, like, I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here. Come here.
38:04Rachel, baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki?
38:26Hmm?
38:28Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland
38:31because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:37Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I'm sorry.
39:13I have to do the thing.
39:17I know.
39:18I'm sorry.
39:25I know.
39:36I know.
39:40I know.
39:51Oh, my God.
40:11Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:40Oh, my God.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:54Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:54Oh, my God.
44:01Oh, my God.
44:37Oh, my God.
44:40Oh, my God.
45:17Oh, my God.
45:24Oh, my God.
46:03Oh, my God.
46:22Oh, my God.
46:57Oh, my God.
47:24Oh, my God.
48:00Oh, my God.
48:47Oh, my God.
48:50Oh, my God.
49:25Oh, my God.
49:55Oh, my God.
50:25Oh, my God.
50:50Oh, my God.
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