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02:35I don't fall asleep again.
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay.
02:40Oh, the original Coldy's is coming up in the next town.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Coldy's?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldy's in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldy's, though, right?
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldy's?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women.
03:04And it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:08How?
03:08Make it different from ice cream.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was, like, eight months pregnant.
03:22And she just talks about all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29He was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway.
03:33And that's when I noticed this tiny little shoe at my feet.
03:37A Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter.
03:40So I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest-off sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop.
03:49And he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot.
03:58The blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:13More than near death.
04:16It was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together.
04:35And I started to feel less euphoric and more melted, like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time, like I was running a marathon.
04:45And I was winning.
04:46I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes.
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01Thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm going to grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:11Maybe cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you save us a...
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's every fight.
05:28No doubt about it.
05:31I really think you're fine.
05:34Oh, baby.
05:36I'll shout all about it.
05:38So it won't be your mind.
05:41Oh, baby.
05:43It's out of my desire.
05:45And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel
05:48your bones and organs shifting
05:50to make room for the baby to come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies.
05:54Have you heard of that?
05:55Like 12-pound babies.
05:57Huge heads just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Well, I just think that, like,
06:05our future baby would be...
06:09dainty.
06:10You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:13It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller and smaller than this.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:31People are embarrassed
06:32with bad things happening to them.
06:34Why does it keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs,
06:39and why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58It's crazy.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you
07:02about my dad's girlfriend,
07:04the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05No, keep going.
07:06So this four-year-old girl Kathy,
07:07she could remember her past life,
07:09and she always talked about
07:10her late husband
07:13and how he drowned
07:14trying to rescue their son
07:16from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy
07:18had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children
07:20can inexplicably exist
07:23in a third dimension
07:24or at least remember
07:26their past lives
07:26and, I don't know,
07:27maybe even the future
07:28and I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:32Or,
07:34Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want
07:41haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom
07:57will have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean,
08:02aren't children
08:03just basically like a vessel
08:05for old people
08:06to pour their love into?
08:07It does distract
08:08from the inevitable loneliness
08:09of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10Not a great lunch.
08:12I mean,
08:12what reason would a person
08:13have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like
08:16it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like,
08:17who cares?
08:19Do I get banned
08:20for another daughter?
08:21What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great
08:30seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah, I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret
08:41to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother
08:45and an agoraphobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read
08:49a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also
08:51that someone with
08:52overbearing parents
08:53makes the perfect match
08:55for someone with a dead mother
08:56and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like,
08:58get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking
09:00really small ceremony
09:01in my parents'
09:02little vacation cabin
09:03in the woods.
09:04None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature,
09:07snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive
09:10and stop
09:11at the fanciest restaurants
09:12we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Cheers.
09:19I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:23Hey.
09:23Hmm?
09:25My family's gonna love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um,
09:35our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure
09:43on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids
09:46kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid
09:49gonna kill us
09:50when it's only
09:51this big?
10:06He's killing the dogs,
10:07isn't he?
10:09What?
10:17I love you!
10:19This is what I'm telling you
10:23it's gonna roll me out
10:24again,
10:25and I know
10:25this is what I'm saying.
10:27I love you.
10:30I love you.
10:32I love you.
10:33I'm going to do this job.
10:49Ready?
11:00Three, two, one.
11:24One, two, one.
11:33Two, one.
11:35One, two, one.
11:39Oh see, my mark is ejected.
11:42He's eight!
11:43He's two, one, two.
11:46Mm-hmm!
11:48Oh, dang!
11:49Wow!
11:57Oh!
11:58What?
11:59Poor Freddy.
12:00I'm sorry. It was a long tunnel.
12:03Oh, but that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07I'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:36Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:42Oh, my God, Mickey.
13:44Mickey, come here.
13:45Come here.
13:46What?
13:47Come here.
13:52Look.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:53Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you...
14:02I'm looking for its parents, and, uh, just stay.
14:05I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel.
14:08Uh...
14:09Okay, hey, hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No, no, no, don't cry.
14:15Happy baby.
14:17Hello?
14:20Anyone in here?
14:30Oh, my God.
14:37Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:42Oh, my God.
14:45Hello?
14:46Oh, my God.
14:48Oh, my God.
14:49Oh, my God.
15:43Hello?
15:51Hello?
16:11Hello?
16:23Hey.
16:27I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room.
16:31There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck.
16:33No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one should drive
16:42to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay.
16:45Yeah, um...
16:46What do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:57Uh...
16:58Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:21queria ...
17:28Shalf!
17:29Where?
17:29Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:48Tum...
17:49Oh!
17:50I'm done.
18:50Excuse me, there's a, like a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I, uh, stopped there and, and we, we found a
19:00baby abandoned in a car.
19:02And I think that maybe something, like, bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:16Oh, that's good.
19:18You're here.
19:20Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the bathroom with
19:37an electrical cord, and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own name on it.
19:42Um, so could you, could you call the cops now, please?
19:47Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:57Wait here, I'll call.
20:28I'll call the cops.
20:29I'll call the cops.
20:29Oh, god.
20:32I'll call the cops.
20:33Oh, god.
20:34Oh, god.
20:39Okay.
20:41Oh, god.
20:45Oh, god.
20:47Oh, god.
21:02Fuck!
21:12Hey, you said South of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, South of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:18Wait.
21:19There you go.
21:20You are what you are to me.
21:26You are my nothingness.
21:33That's what you are.
21:39You are my three friends.
21:59You are my three friends.
22:00You are my three friends.
22:00You are my three friends.
22:01You are my three friends.
22:06You are my three friends.
22:07You are my three friends.
22:08You are my three friends.
22:11You are my three friends.
22:13You are my three friends.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:56I'm sure he's the one.
23:09Hey.
23:12Hey.
23:14They're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:39Oh, my God.
23:41Oh, my God.
23:42Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50Sorry.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:53Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What?
24:55The fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah.
25:03They pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick.
25:06And then I guess they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15Oh, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay.
25:22I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's okay.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure.
26:09Marrying the favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:13What?
26:14What?
26:15What?
26:15What?
26:16What?
26:17What?
26:18What?
26:18What?
26:19What?
26:19What?
26:26What?
26:28What?
26:43What?
26:43What?
26:44What?
26:44What?
26:48I just didn't know what I was like.
26:49Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know, I have a concussion or something.
27:05Okay, you ready?
27:19Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah, um...
27:38It's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:47Oh, it's actually...
27:48We always got in trouble for looking in their eyes
27:50because it was considered, like, disrespectful to do
27:53after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just...
27:58My dad said that they could see.
28:00I just looked them in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:05I guess we'll find out.
28:11I don't know.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:32I know.
28:33You've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait
28:37guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife
28:42with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's...
28:48fucking weird.
28:49Yeah.
28:56This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01It's like...
29:01I'm sorry.
29:12I'm sorry.
29:26What was this?
29:29Was this a family pet too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother Elizabeth was killed by a bear.
29:39And her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:48Of course.
29:51Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry. Sorry.
29:53You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face or I could, you know, just call Butler.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding. Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:13Alright, I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19The right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yes, you ready?
30:25Here.
30:34Here.
30:35Closer to the rich,
30:39share my food's food over a man.
30:43She got a snob.
30:45She can.
30:46Knock out of here.
30:47We're having water.
30:48Come on, we're doing so.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04Sorry. Sorry. I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh, my God. She exists.
31:12There's no such thing as an erupting country.
31:15We're family. Oh.
31:17It's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie? Julie?
31:36Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:38It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh, my God. No.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you're scared of planes or whatever.
31:49No.
31:50I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met in an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's very cute.
32:00Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07It's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is Don and Nikki?
32:09He's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:12Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched in
32:21the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:23Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, and there was, um, like an abandoned baby
32:43in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:46I went to get help, and then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy
32:50guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:54Poor chef.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:10Good night.
33:11Good night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out, and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse, he tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get
34:02louder, and louder, and louder, and louder, until he comes face to face with it.
34:13But the sorry man, with his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile,
34:27wailing, it's awful.
34:30So, picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you, and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, as the sorry man cuts a woman
34:47open, and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries, and he says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
35:03it's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged, and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:10He's hidden inside another woman.
35:12And, like, one day he'll slice a woman open, and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my God.
35:30What is that?
35:36Ah, I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, I push up.
35:49I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new auntie.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, I had to hear that story to get me to this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:44I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me, and I thought that he was going
37:28to hurt me, but he was...
37:29I don't know how to describe it, but I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:32The lights, are you okay?
37:34Yeah, fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:40I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but not the good kind.
37:44I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
37:50When you just know something bad's going to happen, you just know, and I've been feeling that way more and
37:55more and more and more and more since we got here.
37:58And then now that we're here, I just, like, I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here.
38:04Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I...
38:12I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:28Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:37Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I love you.
38:52Hmm.
38:55Hmm.
38:55Hmm.
38:55Hmm.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:05Sorry.
39:05What?
39:13I have to do the thing.
39:17I have to do the thing.
39:21I have to do the thing.
39:22I have to do the thing.
39:24I have to do the thing.
39:25I have to do the thing.
39:26I have to do the thing.
39:28I have to do the thing.
39:30I have to do the thing.
39:31I have to do the thing.
39:33I have to do the thing.
39:33I have to do the thing.
39:36I have to do the thing.
39:38I have to do the thing.
39:40I have to do the thing.
39:44I have to do the thing.
39:45Oh, my God.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:40Oh, my God.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:54Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:35Oh, my God.
44:05Oh, my God.
44:55Oh, my God.
44:58Oh, my God.
45:28Oh, my God.
46:21Oh, my God.
46:55Oh, my God.
47:24Oh, my God.
47:27Oh, my God.
47:57Oh, my God.
48:54Oh, my God.
48:57Oh, my God.
49:32Oh, my God.
50:02Oh, my God.
50:32Oh, my God.
50:57Oh, my God.
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