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00:00:56Yeah, man, everything is measured, cut, marked, just needs to be mounted.
00:01:00Right?
00:01:01You can take it from here?
00:01:03You're hopeless, man.
00:01:05No, no, it's cool.
00:01:06I got it.
00:01:07I will just come back after the trip and take care of it.
00:01:09Finish it up.
00:01:10Yeah.
00:01:11No, no, no.
00:01:12We know about you and Power Tools, bud.
00:01:16No, I got it.
00:01:18Geez.
00:01:19Yeah, I know.
00:01:20Sure.
00:01:22Right.
00:01:23Oh, my God, man.
00:01:26So, did you use this thing to cut a cake or to skin a bear?
00:01:31This big-ass knife you got in this box-marked wedding stuff.
00:01:35Really?
00:01:36I don't remember it being this big.
00:01:38I was really drunk, though.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:42Yeah, I set myself up for that one.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:48Yeah, no, I got it.
00:01:50I'm just gonna lock up.
00:01:51I'm gonna drink some of your beer, eat some of your food.
00:01:53That way I can avoid Misha's cooking.
00:01:56Yeah.
00:01:56It's that bad.
00:01:58Right.
00:01:59Yeah, okay.
00:02:00Well, hurry your ass up.
00:02:01Let's get on the road.
00:02:01Yeah, you are coming in.
00:02:03See you.
00:02:03Why am I going back?
00:02:04Yeah, you are coming.
00:02:20Your side with me aument.
00:02:20That's lies with love on earth.
00:02:20Oh, all.
00:02:21Oh, all.
00:02:27Well, yes.
00:02:27Let's get on the road.
00:02:30Yes.
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31So I'm leaving a roadiga.
00:02:31So I let you consider all tr Turbo.
00:03:51You're fucking kidding me.
00:04:13What was that?
00:04:20Jim and Hila's dog came over to our property again.
00:04:24Oreo? He's harmless.
00:04:27Yeah, well, he comes over into the yard and he pisses all over my stuff.
00:04:30I had a million-dollar job on Avalencia last week, and all my gear smelled like dog piss.
00:04:35I told Jim if he did it again, I was going to toss him back over.
00:04:38Don't tell me that you threw Oreo over the fence.
00:04:40I didn't throw him over the fence, jeez.
00:04:43I picked him up, I set him down over the shortest portion of the fence.
00:04:47He squirmed out of my arms at the last minute, threw him over the fence.
00:04:51Jesus Christ.
00:04:53You love to blow shit out of proportion, you know that?
00:04:55If that was your precious garden, though, oh man, we would never hear the end of their food.
00:04:58You know what? Let's not do this right now.
00:04:59They're going to be here any minute.
00:05:01Fine.
00:05:15Have you been reading these?
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:22Really?
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:26Oh.
00:05:33I'm sorry.
00:05:35I'm sorry I didn't mean to barge in here like this and acting all crazy.
00:05:40I just...
00:05:42I mean, this is amazing.
00:05:46Look, I promise you I'm going to make the best father.
00:05:49Now, this kid, he is going to be an All-American by his freshman year in college.
00:05:52Well, she will be an All-American.
00:05:54I don't know.
00:05:57What don't you know?
00:05:59This could be a game changer for us.
00:06:01Hayden, a baby doesn't fix a marriage.
00:06:05A baby isn't magic.
00:06:07Sometimes it makes things worse.
00:06:12Let's just talk about this when we get back.
00:06:16And we need to get ready.
00:06:18They're going to be here any minute.
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:21You have to go.
00:06:25Go.
00:06:26Go.
00:06:28Go.
00:06:29Go.
00:06:30Go.
00:06:54Move a little closer, closer.
00:06:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:07:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:07:04So make some space next to your heart.
00:07:06Now to take it slower, slower.
00:07:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:07:13Even though you're right next to me.
00:07:15If you're the miles in between.
00:07:19You take a chance, girl, I dare you.
00:07:24Move a little closer, closer.
00:07:28Closer, closer.
00:07:31Some things are better left unsaid.
00:07:37Let's leave the past in the past, wherever he is.
00:07:42You got walls built up like Jericho.
00:07:46And I count on that you let her go.
00:07:49Nothing left to do.
00:07:52Girl, I dare you to.
00:07:54Move a little closer, closer.
00:07:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:08:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:08:03So make some space next to your heart.
00:08:06Now to take it slower, slower.
00:08:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:08:13And even though you're right next to me.
00:08:16If you're the miles in between.
00:08:19Take a chance, girl, I dare you.
00:08:24Move a little closer, closer.
00:08:28You guys should take in this fresh air.
00:08:30Move a little closer, closer.
00:08:39I'm coming.
00:08:41Coming.
00:08:42I'm coming.
00:08:43I'm coming.
00:08:46I'm coming.
00:09:09Yeah, man, not bad, not bad.
00:09:15I'm so relieved. It's pretty good.
00:09:20You doubted me? You don't think I can put together a kick-ass weekend?
00:09:24Well, now that we're rewriting history, we'll just forget that vacation from two years ago.
00:09:29Yeah, I was telling you to forget about that one.
00:09:31I didn't hear any of you guys complaining when you all got a full refund, so...
00:09:35Well, it really is beautiful out here.
00:09:38It is. It actually is.
00:09:39Yeah, it is. It's quiet.
00:09:45All right, so is there a bellhop, or do we have to get these bags ourselves?
00:09:48Oh, my God.
00:09:49What?
00:09:51Look.
00:09:51Oh, my God, you guys, he's not moving.
00:09:53Who's not? What?
00:09:54Hold on.
00:09:55Stay here.
00:09:57What?
00:10:05Hey, man, you okay?
00:10:13I don't think he's breathing, man.
00:10:27Oh, Jesus.
00:10:35That's the point, though. You never know.
00:10:37You never know what.
00:10:40You never know when an element of surprise might surprise you.
00:10:47Is everything okay?
00:10:53Ooh, son.
00:10:56Are you guys dealing drugs or a hip-hop guy or something?
00:11:00Yeah, I'd like me a practical ride, but that's a gas guzzle right there.
00:11:06Whatever tickles your pickle, though, am I right?
00:11:11Ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:11:16Bo Lee.
00:11:17I live down on the property.
00:11:20I'll be your concierge for the weekend.
00:11:24I'm Misha.
00:11:26And this is Nora.
00:11:27Ah, pleasure.
00:11:29Bo Lee.
00:11:29Bo Lee.
00:11:31I like that.
00:11:32Yep.
00:11:33Bo hyphen Lee.
00:11:35It's a family name.
00:11:37Bo.
00:11:38Hayden.
00:11:39I'm the one who booked the place.
00:11:41Yeah, it's Bo Lee.
00:11:44That's my buddy, Chris.
00:11:46And it looks like you already met the wives.
00:11:49Mm-hmm.
00:11:51You boys are gonna have yourselves a damn fine time this weekend, huh?
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:02As the song goes, follow the leader.
00:12:10You know what I'm saying, man?
00:12:12What was up with you on the ground like that?
00:12:13We thought you were dead.
00:12:14Maybe I was.
00:12:16Nah.
00:12:17Health's my spine.
00:12:18Old back injury.
00:12:22Yeah, my chiropractor says the same thing.
00:12:25Lay on the lumpy ground with some gravel.
00:12:27There's a wonder for your back.
00:12:30No step.
00:12:42You coming, Nora?
00:12:46Who's that?
00:13:10All right.
00:13:12So we got an L shape.
00:13:14There's a bedroom down that way.
00:13:17There's two more down there.
00:13:18Each got their own bathroom, you know, commode and everything.
00:13:23Then there's two pair of you.
00:13:25It might be a good idea to sleep on opposite ends of the house anyway.
00:13:28You know what I mean?
00:13:32That's the living room over there.
00:13:35Fireplace.
00:13:36Feel free to use.
00:13:39Kitchen.
00:13:40You got a kitchen, table, chairs.
00:13:44Go out to the store here.
00:13:45It's like a courtyard and whatnot.
00:13:48You know, you got lots of land here.
00:13:50A barn, stables down there.
00:13:52You got to run the property.
00:13:53You know, except those trailers.
00:13:55That's where I stay.
00:13:58People always ask, you're asking about internet and cable TV.
00:14:04No, sir.
00:14:05I got some DVDs you can borrow if you like.
00:14:08If you need to get on the web, there's a coffee place down in town.
00:14:12And there's a bar across from the Payless.
00:14:13I go down there and watch the kung fu fights.
00:14:15They got good cable.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:20Now we're just here to unplug for the weekend anyway.
00:14:22And I'm sure my wife for one weekend can be off of Facebook.
00:14:27No one's on Facebook under the age of 60, dear.
00:14:31But I will need to get on Insta.
00:14:34Is that the site to where dudes go to find other dudes?
00:14:39No.
00:14:39No.
00:14:40It's Instagram.
00:14:42Maybe you, I mean, we can hike into town this weekend.
00:14:45We can, you know, find some shops and find a little Wi-Fi.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51Shit, I don't know.
00:14:52That's a hell of a walk.
00:14:53Like 12 miles.
00:14:55I can see you ladies like to get sweaty.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03Got some keys here for you.
00:15:05All of these here.
00:15:07Can't figure something out?
00:15:08Just give me a holler.
00:15:09Knock.
00:15:09Come on in.
00:15:11I don't care.
00:15:12I like to walk around all natural.
00:15:16That means no clothes on.
00:15:20That was a joke.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:23Or was it?
00:15:26Clean up after yourself.
00:15:29The good Lord hates the slot.
00:15:35The good Lord hates the slot.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:41My.
00:15:42God.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Seriously.
00:15:44Where did you find this guy?
00:15:45I guess that's why I got such a good deal on this place.
00:15:47Yeah.
00:15:48No kidding.
00:15:48You shouldn't have left it up to your cheap ass.
00:15:50Oh no, Chris.
00:15:51He's not cheap.
00:15:52Don't you remember?
00:15:53He got the plastic champagne flutes, not the styrofoam last time.
00:15:57That's what?
00:15:59That was classified.
00:16:01That's classified.
00:16:02Look at his arms.
00:16:03Look at that.
00:16:04All right.
00:16:05Well, I'm going to go unpack.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:08Hey guys.
00:16:09Let's all freshen up and meet back here and I will make us some sangria.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15Ooh.
00:16:16By sangria, she means sangrias.
00:16:18Plural.
00:16:19Nice.
00:16:20Nice.
00:16:20Nice.
00:16:22Lordy.
00:16:23All right.
00:16:29This place isn't so bad, right?
00:16:32Boley is a lunatic.
00:16:34I'm sure you two will become fast friends.
00:16:38Is that a shot at me or at him?
00:16:41Oh my God.
00:16:43I'm kidding.
00:16:45Relax.
00:16:48Well, he certainly was into you.
00:16:51And that outfit.
00:16:56Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:02Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:17:11Babe.
00:17:12You never know when Boley Norman Bates might be lurking.
00:17:17I know.
00:17:18But you know how those guys are.
00:17:20I mean, they've been out here their entire lives.
00:17:22Just ain't as woke as a city folk.
00:17:25He didn't give you the creeps?
00:17:28He's harmless.
00:17:30He's harmless.
00:17:30Mm-hmm.
00:17:30Bit of a weirdo, but harmless.
00:17:33Mm-hmm.
00:17:36If he oversteps this weekend, I'll be sure to say something.
00:17:39Oh, I'll be fine.
00:17:41I can handle myself.
00:17:43Trust me.
00:17:43I know you can.
00:17:44My badass and hardworking wife.
00:17:47Mm-hmm.
00:17:48Yeah, I'm gonna get changed.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52I just need to compose a few emails for Monday.
00:18:00This is supposed to be a work-free weekend.
00:18:01Remember?
00:18:03I know it.
00:18:04It'll just take a sec.
00:18:06And it's hardly work anyway.
00:18:09Well, good luck anyhow.
00:18:10There's no Wi-Fi here, remember?
00:18:11I just need to compose them while they're still in my head,
00:18:13and I'll send them Sunday night when we get in.
00:18:18God.
00:18:24And then this motherfucker says,
00:18:26I don't need to see your ID, just hers.
00:18:28I'm like, fuck you, man.
00:18:30I don't look that old, do I?
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:32And then you looked in the mirror.
00:18:33Look at Noah bringing the heat.
00:18:35Look at your girl, man.
00:18:37I'm telling you, man, this is why I can never win a fight with her,
00:18:39because she's too quick for me.
00:18:41Too quick.
00:18:41Well, I mean, come on.
00:18:43You do.
00:18:44You look young for your age.
00:18:45He does.
00:18:46But you don't look under 21.
00:18:48Well, shit, neither do you.
00:18:50No, you didn't.
00:18:52No, you didn't.
00:18:54Do you see this?
00:18:55Do you see this?
00:18:56Do you see the shit that I put up with all the time?
00:19:00Oh, well, please.
00:19:01You don't look under 21.
00:19:02I mean, come on.
00:19:03What's the problem?
00:19:04First of all, Misha looks like she could pass for 21.
00:19:08And second of all, you don't say that kind of thing to a woman.
00:19:10Mm-hmm.
00:19:11What is wrong with you?
00:19:12Really?
00:19:13Chris, help me out, man.
00:19:14Yeah, Chris.
00:19:15She does not look under 21.
00:19:16Yeah, Chris.
00:19:17What do you think?
00:19:18Yes, Chris.
00:19:19What do you think?
00:19:20What's the question?
00:19:22Look, I know that she's not 19, so I can't release it.
00:19:28But it's simple.
00:19:29The question is, does Misha look like she could pass for 21 or no?
00:19:34And the answer is yes.
00:19:36Yeah, he's thinking.
00:19:37We've got company.
00:19:39It really is.
00:19:40Look at the answer.
00:19:52Suppertime, suppertime.
00:19:56Sorry to barge in.
00:19:59Got a bowl of blue down there at the barn.
00:20:02The owner keeps them up here in the washer-dryer room and y'all's place, so here I am.
00:20:08Do your thing, man.
00:20:10It's your place.
00:20:11Oh, no.
00:20:12No, I run things here, but, you know, this weekend, it's Misha's home.
00:20:17Carry on.
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:30That's spitting in that bottle.
00:20:32That's nasty.
00:20:33It is.
00:20:33That is nasty.
00:20:34I mean, just in it.
00:20:35Oh, yeah.
00:20:36It's disgusting.
00:20:37We know lots of guys that do that.
00:20:38I play baseball.
00:20:38What are we, at 1940?
00:20:40I'm not.
00:20:41Oh, shit.
00:20:42Brad.
00:20:42One of my best friends, he still does it.
00:20:44He sells real estate, drives around, shows clients' properties.
00:20:47He's still spinning it, keeps it in the center console of his Mercedes-Benz.
00:20:50He does not.
00:20:51Yes, he does.
00:20:52That's true.
00:20:53I met Brad, and he's charming.
00:20:57He's nothing like, oh, fucking, hyphen Lee.
00:21:01Yeah, please, poor Brad.
00:21:03He's not here to defend himself.
00:21:09Well, I'm all set.
00:21:12What was that saying?
00:21:13That's a lot of bulbs you got there, Bo Lee.
00:21:16Jeez.
00:21:20Bo Lee, I gotta ask you a serious, serious question.
00:21:25Would you ever consider selling real estate?
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:34What's so fucking funny?
00:21:36No, man.
00:21:37It's just, I'm sorry.
00:21:38It's just, it's a...
00:21:40Inside joke about a guy we know is all.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:42Yeah, we're just joking.
00:21:44Tell me.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:47Tell me this joke.
00:21:50Not really.
00:21:51It's, it's, it's just a long, boring story.
00:21:55Stupid, really.
00:21:56It's not, it's not.
00:21:57It's a joke.
00:21:57Be silly.
00:21:58And having a little too much fun at all.
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02Either you tell me the story.
00:22:04Or all of y'all are out.
00:22:06No.
00:22:07Hey, come on.
00:22:08Tell me the story.
00:22:10Or I'm gonna go get my gun.
00:22:12Okay.
00:22:13And I'm gonna make you tell me the story.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:16Let's, uh...
00:22:19Be cool.
00:22:21Okay.
00:22:24I'll tell you the story.
00:22:28Look at this fucker here.
00:22:30Look at this fucker.
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:33Oh.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:34We're on there now, fella.
00:22:36Let's be cool.
00:22:37Uh, I'm the sheriff around these parts.
00:22:41And all y'all's faces.
00:22:42Y'all's faces.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:22:45Hmm.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:22:48Okay, we like joking here.
00:22:50But when you threaten people with a gun,
00:22:51what the fuck is that?
00:22:53Oh, that's not cool.
00:22:53Well, he doesn't have a gun.
00:22:55He's just joking around.
00:22:56What?
00:22:59Is that Italian?
00:23:02I'll put you folks on tacos or fried chicken.
00:23:09Anywho, I'll get out of your short and curlies.
00:23:16Adios.
00:23:22Okay, what I wanna know is who was that fried chicken comment directed towards?
00:23:26Was that, was that, was that for me?
00:23:27Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
00:23:29He's just joking around.
00:23:30Yeah, well, he needs to learn some tact.
00:23:33Tact?
00:23:33Fried chicken ribbing.
00:23:34For that guy, seriously, that's a tall order.
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:23:39I don't, I don't, I don't think that he meant it that way.
00:23:42Here's the thing.
00:23:43I need to know who is the Mexican in this scenario,
00:23:47because I think he's talking about me.
00:23:49Is it me?
00:23:50Here's the, what's the better question?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Taco guy?
00:23:55I'm Taco Man.
00:23:56All right.
00:23:57Whew.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:01Guys, are we going to hike in the morning?
00:24:02I gotta call tonight.
00:24:03Yes.
00:24:04I'm not a morning person.
00:24:05Yeah, exactly, you're not.
00:24:07I mean, none of us are, right?
00:24:09The gallons of sangria?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:12I'm calling it, I'm calling it.
00:24:14No, no, I'll get these.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:17Yes, it's just a couple of, it's just a couple of plates.
00:24:20Go to sleep.
00:24:21You for it?
00:24:21Yeah, I'm positive.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:25All right, buddy.
00:24:25Nora, you coming with?
00:24:28Yes.
00:24:29Thank y'all for dinner.
00:24:31You're welcome.
00:24:32Rune's famous pasta.
00:24:33It was delicious.
00:24:34And I'll see you in the morning.
00:24:36See you in the morning.
00:24:37Although reluctantly for some people.
00:24:40Good night.
00:24:40Well.
00:24:45What?
00:24:47Well, aren't you a sweetheart?
00:24:51Are you going to help me?
00:24:53No.
00:24:54It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:56You got this.
00:24:57Jesus Christ.
00:25:05I'm not drinking myself.
00:25:09Panin always makes you do that.
00:25:13I'm going to shower.
00:25:16I'm going to close my eyes a second.
00:25:19I'm going to close my eyes a second.
00:25:48The kitchen's clean.
00:25:52Great.
00:25:54Oh my God.
00:25:57This is so you.
00:25:58You know?
00:25:59Let's have a nice weekend, honey.
00:26:02And then you do a complete 180.
00:26:10I'm going to bed.
00:26:13Clean up after yourself.
00:26:17Bitch ass.
00:27:02The bathroom window just now.
00:27:04Were you trying to scare me?
00:27:07What are you talking about?
00:27:09I've been right here.
00:27:11It was cold as hell out there, but I want to go outside.
00:27:18You think it was Hayden?
00:27:21Mm-mm.
00:27:24He would mess with you in the shower.
00:27:25He was crossing the line, even for him.
00:27:28Well, something was.
00:27:31He said it was that fucking Bo Lee guy.
00:27:33Mm-mm.
00:27:43There's nothing out there.
00:27:50Probably just the wind.
00:27:52No, I already looked.
00:27:54It just felt like something was watching me and then I heard a noise twice.
00:27:59I'm positive it was not the wind.
00:28:01So you felt like you saw someone and then you felt like you heard a noise?
00:28:06No, I didn't feel like I heard something. I heard something.
00:28:11Don't do that.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:28I'm gonna look.
00:28:31Really?
00:28:33You're quitting?
00:28:36It's vacation.
00:28:59I'm quitting.
00:29:16DOIT
00:29:16It's, I'm too, it's not just a thing.
00:29:42You're so jumpy, handsome.
00:29:45Sorry, scared the shit out of me.
00:29:46Trying to start the next epic brush fire?
00:29:48Seriously, right?
00:29:49Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:29:53What are you doing out here?
00:29:55Well, I was heading to bed and then I saw you over here puffing away.
00:29:58I thought you quit those things, by the way.
00:30:00Yeah, yeah.
00:30:01No one's gonna kill you.
00:30:02Nah, she already knows.
00:30:04I think she wants to kill me anyhow.
00:30:06Oh, and what the hell is up with you going to bed so early?
00:30:09Leaving me all alone in there with Misha.
00:30:14She's tired as all.
00:30:16I'll be more fun tomorrow.
00:30:18Not too tired to come out here and steal a smoke.
00:30:21Well, no, man.
00:30:22She thought she saw someone outside her bathroom window,
00:30:25so I told her I come out here and check on it.
00:30:30Two prison, one stone.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Well, shit, hey.
00:30:34Give me one of those cowboy killers.
00:30:37Thank you, sir.
00:30:50So, someone outside your window, huh?
00:30:55I don't know, man.
00:30:56You know Nora.
00:30:57She always gets so jumpy and paranoid when she's not surrounded by asphalt and stoplights.
00:31:06Starts running Texas Chainsaw scenarios through her head.
00:31:11Plus that Bo Lee guy, man.
00:31:12I kinda freaked her out.
00:31:14Yeah, well.
00:31:15Her boy Bo.
00:31:17I don't think he's got too much practice interacting with people.
00:31:20That's right, though, there.
00:31:22That's Bo Lee.
00:31:23By the way.
00:31:32What's going on with you and Misha? You guys alright?
00:31:36Hmm.
00:31:38Make sure I ask that.
00:31:41Well, not that you just said that I left you alone with her.
00:31:43Tonight is all.
00:31:47We're going through a little bit of a rough patch.
00:31:50Really?
00:31:54Everything alright?
00:31:55Oh, you know, the normal stuff.
00:31:57Work, money, communication.
00:32:01And I can't stand that fucking bitch anymore, so there's that.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:05I don't know.
00:32:07Just gotta work through a couple things, that's all.
00:32:13Anything you wanna talk about?
00:32:17Nah.
00:32:19You know, I've got a feeling that this trip is gonna be real good for us.
00:32:25We're gonna get some things resolved.
00:32:28Huh.
00:32:29You know, start out with a clean slate.
00:32:32What about you and your girl, man?
00:32:34Aside from the, uh, occasional peeping Tom or Sasquatch,
00:32:38whatever the fuck it is you guys think you saw out here.
00:32:41We're good.
00:32:42Yeah, well.
00:32:45Well, I'm happy to hear that.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:52Man, I hope you and Misha are alright.
00:32:55Yeah.
00:32:56Thanks, man.
00:32:58Alright.
00:33:01I'm going to bed.
00:33:02See you in the morning.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:06See you in the morning.
00:33:07See you in the morning.
00:33:08Bright and early.
00:33:10Yep.
00:33:28Bye.
00:35:11What?
00:35:12All right.
00:35:13You talking shit already?
00:35:14Okay.
00:35:15Well, it's on then.
00:35:16Let's do this.
00:35:17Oh, yeah.
00:35:17I don't know about that, man.
00:35:18You guys had that surfing competition.
00:35:20She caught, like, twice as many waves as you did.
00:35:22Then she beat your ass in arm wrestling.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25All right.
00:35:25That's good.
00:35:26Don't encourage her, man.
00:35:27What about you?
00:35:28You getting in on this?
00:35:29Because I would love to take your big ass down.
00:35:31Guys, are we on vacation or are we doing a Spartan race?
00:35:34No.
00:35:34I'm going to let you two competitive freaks go at it.
00:35:36I'm going to stay back and watch.
00:35:38And speaking of freaks.
00:35:41Are you still drunk from last night?
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Let's do this.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:47Let's do it.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:48You look fine.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Don't let them stress you out.
00:35:52Maybe lighten up on her a little bit.
00:35:54This is what we do, man.
00:35:56She kind of digs it.
00:35:57This is our weird way of working things out.
00:36:01That's a very weird way of working things out.
00:36:02Maybe you are still a little drunk.
00:36:05Maybe.
00:36:07Hey, is that a beer?
00:36:09Come on, man.
00:36:10Share.
00:36:19Y'all going to a party?
00:36:22No.
00:36:24Just a hike.
00:36:25She looks like she's going to a party.
00:36:29Nope.
00:36:30Just a hike.
00:36:32Promise.
00:36:34Didn't get my invite.
00:36:36To the party.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Let's, um, let's wait for the boys.
00:36:43I don't like the feel of this guy.
00:36:47Just tying her shoe.
00:36:50That's why Velcro's the way to go.
00:36:53If you can afford it.
00:36:54I guess.
00:36:57I just don't think he's seen many women like me.
00:37:02I'm serious.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:04Where are they?
00:37:16Wearing down already, Nora?
00:37:17What's up?
00:37:18No, we're waiting on you guys.
00:37:20So, don't look now.
00:37:21The psycho bully killer is over there in the woods watching us.
00:37:24What?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25He was just talking to us.
00:37:27Where?
00:37:27I don't see him.
00:37:28I said don't look.
00:37:29Where?
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:32Seriously.
00:37:33He was just there.
00:37:34He was just talking to us.
00:37:36He was eyeing me up and down.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:38He was over there like 20 seconds ago.
00:37:40He was digging.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:41Are you sure?
00:37:42Yes.
00:37:43Yes.
00:37:44He was right there.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:46I'm creeped out.
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:37:49Where'd he go?
00:37:50He's not there anymore.
00:37:51Come on.
00:37:52Let's get this train going.
00:37:53No, but he just disappeared.
00:37:55I don't...
00:37:58Bully the vanishing hick.
00:38:02Oh, looks a lot more steep up close.
00:38:06You sure you're ready for this Haiti baby?
00:38:08Oh, yeah.
00:38:09I was born ready.
00:38:11Misha, last chance?
00:38:13It's a hard pass for me.
00:38:16I told you already.
00:38:17I know better than a challenger.
00:38:18You go get your ass kicked alone.
00:38:20Guys, the light here is so pretty.
00:38:22Let's get our group pick now before the light changes.
00:38:30That's a nice little setup you got going there.
00:38:33Oh, yeah.
00:38:34I love it.
00:38:35So this little thing holds my phone,
00:38:37and I can take pictures or videos with this little thing.
00:38:42It's great.
00:38:42It has something like a 50-yard range.
00:38:46All right, y'all.
00:38:48Come on, scooching, scrunching over there,
00:38:50and let's just look like we like each other.
00:38:56There's no Wi-Fi out here.
00:38:58How does it work?
00:38:58It's a camera, not a phone.
00:39:00You don't need service for a camera grandpa.
00:39:05Another grandpa crack.
00:39:06Didn't know the extra years were already a fucking problem for you here.
00:39:09All right, on the count of three, let's all say,
00:39:11Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:14Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:15Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:17Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:18Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:18Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:18Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:18Oh, baby, can you grab my stuff?
00:39:20And I'll meet you back at the ranch.
00:39:22I'm gonna get you.
00:39:24Cheating ass motherfucker.
00:39:34What do you say?
00:39:35Head back?
00:39:37Absolutely.
00:39:48Looks like Bo Lee went out for the afternoon, huh?
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52Probably to bury some more bodies.
00:39:55You want some more?
00:39:59No.
00:39:59Here, buddy.
00:40:00He's done.
00:40:06Come on.
00:40:07Wanna take a walk?
00:40:08Oh, it's cold.
00:40:22It's so pretty out here.
00:40:24I know.
00:40:26No, it is.
00:40:27It's really beautiful out here.
00:40:28It's almost like you forgot how not peaceful the city is!
00:40:32I know.
00:40:33It's so different here.
00:40:36I know.
00:40:40But it's cold.
00:40:42Oh?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43I know.
00:40:52Better?
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53Almost.
00:41:07I don't care anymore.
00:41:09I know.
00:41:10We gotta be smart about this, okay?
00:41:13Like you said.
00:41:15Not anymore.
00:41:18I hate it.
00:41:20I hate living in the house with him.
00:41:22You don't understand.
00:41:24I know.
00:41:24You don't understand.
00:41:25I know.
00:41:26I can't.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:29I know.
00:41:30I can't.
00:41:30I can't.
00:41:31I know.
00:41:32I know.
00:41:32You know.
00:41:33I know.
00:41:33I know.
00:41:36I know.
00:41:36And it's over.
00:41:38It is.
00:41:40I just haven't told her yet.
00:41:46Hey.
00:41:47Hey, you yourself that?
00:41:51She's a good person.
00:41:52She is.
00:41:54It doesn't deserve for this to go down in a shitty way.
00:41:56It's not like you and Aiden.
00:41:57We just fell out of love as well.
00:42:05You're gonna leave her though, right?
00:42:09Yes.
00:42:14You haven't left Hayden yet.
00:42:17Hey, hey, hey, that came out the wrong way.
00:42:19Hey, babe.
00:42:21That came out the wrong way.
00:42:21I'm sorry.
00:42:24This is a fucked up situation, right?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28We just gotta figure out how to best navigate this.
00:42:31Smartly.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:41I can't stand the way he treats you.
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:45Just cast away what he has.
00:42:48Babe.
00:42:51What he had.
00:42:53What he had.
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55After this weekend.
00:42:58It's you and me.
00:43:02I love you.
00:43:03I love you.
00:43:05I love you.
00:43:05I love you so much.
00:43:08No.
00:43:22No.
00:43:25We're one.
00:43:26I love you.
00:43:28No.
00:43:29And I love you.
00:43:32Jesus Christ.
00:43:35Yo, hold up, bro.
00:43:37Hey, man.
00:43:38Listen, that's not what it looked like, all right?
00:43:40It's okay?
00:43:43We cool here?
00:43:46None daddy had a sin.
00:43:49From the Bible, I think.
00:43:56Be sure your sin will find you out.
00:44:02Boy.
00:44:08I smell fire and brimstone coming for you.
00:44:12Lily.
00:44:14Lily, please.
00:44:15Please don't say anything to my husband.
00:44:18It's complicated.
00:44:21Please don't say anything.
00:44:37I don't know.
00:44:37If it wasn't for this Achilles injury, I might have had you this time.
00:44:40Oh, please.
00:44:41You're going to make excuses now.
00:44:43Achilles injury is no joke.
00:44:45It's like someone with the back of your foot on fire.
00:44:47You guys are.
00:44:49Hey.
00:44:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:51Bo Lee.
00:44:53Where are you going?
00:44:53You don't need to leave on our account.
00:44:56Oh, uh, I mentioned I'm not going to be around tonight.
00:45:00My brother's in town.
00:45:01We're staying at the casino.
00:45:03No, you didn't mention it.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:06Hell, I might have even come back tomorrow.
00:45:09My brother, he's the wild one.
00:45:12We start dipping in that whiskey, we'll get in all sorts of sin.
00:45:24So, you won.
00:45:25Your wife did, man.
00:45:27She's a machine.
00:45:28She smoked my ass.
00:45:29Yeah, we're going to have to start getting some new people on these trips so I can have
00:45:32some, like, real coffee.
00:45:33What is this shit?
00:45:35Oh, I got to pee.
00:45:52It's not in the car, either.
00:45:55I know it's not in the car, Chris.
00:45:57I put it right back in the bag.
00:45:58It was right next to my suitcase last night.
00:46:00Okay, okay.
00:46:01I'm just trying to help you.
00:46:01I am fucked if it doesn't turn up.
00:46:03It will.
00:46:04It will.
00:46:04It's got to be here somewhere.
00:46:06Shit!
00:46:08Fuck!
00:46:10Anything?
00:46:11Misha hasn't seen it.
00:46:13Shit.
00:46:16How could it just disappear like that?
00:46:18Did you use it today?
00:46:20No, I promised Chris I wouldn't use it until after the hike.
00:46:25Shit.
00:46:30Oh, man.
00:46:31What's up?
00:46:33I'm not accusing him, but...
00:46:36I mean, Bo Lee, when he came and changed that light bulb...
00:46:40He could have just walked right in here and then snatched your laptop.
00:46:44No, but he never came in here.
00:46:46Look, if he just walked straight in here and then straight out, we would have never known.
00:46:51You know, you're right, and he had that big bag with him, too.
00:46:54So you think he just came in here and grabbed it?
00:46:58He could have came in here when we were on our hike, too, but all of our stuff is still
00:47:01here.
00:47:03Yeah, mine, too, as far as I know.
00:47:07Fucking son of a bitch.
00:47:09Babe, his car's not here.
00:47:10He's not going to answer.
00:47:11Well, then I'm going to go in and take with mine.
00:47:13That's not a good idea.
00:47:13Nora, listen to me.
00:47:14Stop.
00:47:15Hey, I hear you, but you can't just go breaking into his place.
00:47:18I was just throwing scenarios out up there, okay?
00:47:21We don't know that he took it.
00:47:22Of course he did.
00:47:25Nora, there's nothing we can do right now.
00:47:27He's not home.
00:47:28Let's go have dinner, okay?
00:47:30Then after dinner, we'll come back, and then I'll confront him.
00:47:32No, Chris, what if he's in town now selling my computer?
00:47:35No, but I don't have Bo Lee's number, okay?
00:47:38But I will call the owner.
00:47:40I'll go on the website.
00:47:41I'll look for an emergency number, and we will track him down.
00:47:44Well, tell them I want to press charges.
00:47:46I don't think that's the right way to do it.
00:47:48I think we should say if he brings it back in one piece, we won't press charges.
00:47:53Otherwise, hey, you're bringing the hammer down.
00:47:55Yeah, there you go.
00:47:56That's smart thinking.
00:47:57Come on, let's get some food.
00:48:02Sorry.
00:48:20All right, so I'm a freshman on varsity, right, at practice.
00:48:25I'm terrified because this guy is not only a senior, he's a captain, and he's a starting
00:48:30running back, right?
00:48:30And I'm playing scout team safety, so I say to myself, I said, listen, I said, Chris,
00:48:36you've got to make a hit on this guy that's going to lay him out, you know, to get the
00:48:40respect of the rest of the team.
00:48:42You know, kind of like when you're in prison, and you pick a fight on the biggest guy so that
00:48:48everyone else knows you're not to be messed with, you know?
00:48:51Yeah, yeah, you know all of this from all your years, you know, behind bars.
00:48:57Yeah, look, I watched enough Locked Up to know that that's a pretty spot-on analogy.
00:49:01Am I right?
00:49:03Point is, I read the play.
00:49:05Read the play?
00:49:06No, no, no.
00:49:07You knew the play.
00:49:09You were the third-string running back.
00:49:10Here we go.
00:49:11Well, you just decided to blow the play up.
00:49:12Fucking freshman, right?
00:49:13I will not confirm or deny whether or not I knew which play was coming, but the point
00:49:16is, I did blow it up, because I came running in at 100 miles an hour, but this crazy SOB
00:49:21comes running in at 200 miles an hour, and bam, we have a collision that is heard for miles.
00:49:28The rest of the team, they start what they're doing to A, go nuts with applause and cheers,
00:49:32and B, to make sure that we're still alive.
00:49:33I take off my helmet, and I run to the wrong sideline, because I have no idea where the hell
00:49:39I am, and this guy sees me running out there, and he yells out to me, he goes, he goes,
00:49:43Hey freshman, I remember my first tackle, you won't, nah.
00:49:51Wait, have I said this before?
00:49:53Have I talked about this story before?
00:49:54No, man.
00:49:56But what Chris fails to mention is that by the end of the year, he was a starting running
00:50:02Mac, so I had to live with losing my job to a freshman.
00:50:06That's not how it went down, was it?
00:50:08Well, I almost forgot.
00:50:10Who's up for some tequila, yeah?
00:50:12Oh, mm-mm.
00:50:13Tequila, yeah?
00:50:14Tequila time, let's do some shots.
00:50:17Doesn't matter what you say, because you're all doing them.
00:50:22Yeah, he likes to drink.
00:50:25Oh, God, I don't think I could do another drink.
00:50:28After today, you deserve all the drinks.
00:50:32By the way, guys, I want to make a bet, 100 to 1, he comes back, he's going to want
00:50:37to
00:50:37play a drinking game.
00:50:39What is this, high school?
00:50:40I'm going to get as drunk as possible tonight.
00:50:42That's my plan.
00:50:45Mm-hmm.
00:50:45All right, all right.
00:50:47Shot, shot, shot.
00:50:48There you go, ladies.
00:50:52And one for my man over here.
00:50:56I think that calls for a toast, yeah?
00:50:58Yeah, to good friends, to good times, to a happy life, but most of all, to my beautiful
00:51:09wife.
00:51:12Cheers.
00:51:13Cheers.
00:51:22Oh, not so bad, actually.
00:51:24Good job.
00:51:24That's some pretty good stuff, man.
00:51:26Always good stuff, man.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:28It better be good stuff.
00:51:30It costs more than your car payment does.
00:51:32Ooh.
00:51:36What do you guys think?
00:51:38Drinking game?
00:51:39Told you.
00:51:41I, for one, am not in the mood to be bouncing quarters and throwing ping pong balls.
00:51:47No.
00:51:47Hey, Debbie Downer.
00:51:49We don't have to play a game like that.
00:51:51Why don't we play something a little more grown up?
00:51:53How about truth or dare?
00:51:55Okay, what are we, what are we having to sleep over now?
00:51:58Should I get my jammies?
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01Come on.
00:52:01This will take your mind off of things.
00:52:03I know you're upset about what happened today, all right?
00:52:06I called the owners.
00:52:07They're going to try and get a hold of them, and everything's going to be okay.
00:52:11I promise you.
00:52:13Thank you for making the calls.
00:52:15I appreciate that.
00:52:19Okay, good then.
00:52:20Let's play.
00:52:47Let's play.
00:52:55Don't do it!
00:52:55Shoot the shoe!
00:52:56Do it!
00:52:56Do it!
00:52:57Do it!
00:52:59Come on, man!
00:53:00Don't do it!
00:53:00Shoot that shoe!
00:53:04Don't you dare kick me with that mouth!
00:53:24Go inside, baby!
00:53:25Shoot or dare?
00:53:29Dare.
00:53:30Perfect.
00:53:32I dare you to take that phone out of yours
00:53:34and read your last three text messages out loud.
00:53:39Oh, no.
00:53:39No, no, no.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:45Shit.
00:53:48Wow.
00:53:49Of course not.
00:53:50You and that fucking precious phone of yours.
00:53:53Yep.
00:53:53It's my fucking phone.
00:53:55Baby.
00:53:57I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:54:01When you two have your little bundle of joy,
00:54:06what do you want it to look like?
00:54:08Just neither.
00:54:09We ain't gonna have any.
00:54:11It's not your turn, asshole.
00:54:13It'll happen, buddy.
00:54:15Oh, no.
00:54:17No, you see, it's not.
00:54:19Because Mrs. Under fucking 21 here, she's incapable.
00:54:25You know what?
00:54:27You always fail to mention.
00:54:30It's that his fucking sperm count is as low as a fucking corpse, you fucking old man.
00:54:38What the fuck?
00:54:40Well, science seemed to say otherwise when my ex-girlfriend got pregnant.
00:54:44You wanna go down that road about what happened?
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:49Okay, okay.
00:54:49About what happened to you, girlfriend.
00:54:51You don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:52Guys, guys.
00:54:53No, you don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:54We know what happened to you.
00:54:55That's my fault.
00:54:56Fucking girlfriend after you left her.
00:54:58I should not have asked that.
00:54:59That's my fault.
00:55:00I should not have asked that.
00:55:01No.
00:55:01That was an insensitive question.
00:55:03I'm sorry, y'all.
00:55:04Let's do another question.
00:55:06He's right.
00:55:06Let's do another question.
00:55:07But first, I just wanna make it clear the reason that I left was because I think the decision
00:55:14to have a child should be between two people, not just the woman.
00:55:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:18Not just the woman.
00:55:19It is between two people, you motherfuckers.
00:55:22You can't force me to have a child.
00:55:24And you never took me into consideration.
00:55:27You said you get to decide.
00:55:28You're forcing me all the time.
00:55:31Jesus Christ.
00:55:31And you think it's two people.
00:55:32You are so fucking dramatic.
00:55:34Calm down.
00:55:36You're shit.
00:55:37Why don't you, why don't you go have a cigarette whiskey, dick?
00:55:42Drink up.
00:55:43That'll fix it.
00:55:45Fucking hypocrite.
00:55:46Your hypocrisy is fucking endless.
00:55:49Fuck you.
00:55:57Jesus Christ.
00:56:00Shit, man.
00:56:02Wow.
00:56:05I think I'm drunker than I thought.
00:56:06Oh, fuck.
00:56:10Chris just starts smoking again like he never quit.
00:56:16Shit, I gotta get that computer back.
00:56:20Oh, shit.
00:56:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:22Shit.
00:56:22I got the spins, man.
00:56:24You got the spins?
00:56:26What, are you getting soft on me, big guy?
00:56:27Hey.
00:56:28Jesus.
00:56:29Hey.
00:56:31Whoa.
00:56:32Hey, buddy.
00:56:34Walk the rope.
00:56:36Jesus Christ.
00:56:39Hey, come on, big fella.
00:56:41Come on, big fella.
00:56:43Let's get you.
00:56:45Let's get you up and walk this off.
00:56:47Oh, if I could do shots anymore.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50The thing back.
00:56:51But Chris thinks I should just leave it alone.
00:56:53Don't listen to me.
00:56:53And I'm like, I really need it.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:55I really need it.
00:56:56What?
00:56:57I gotta do something, right?
00:56:59Hold on a second.
00:57:00What?
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:02Whoa, whoa.
00:57:03Girl.
00:57:04Girl, what's wrong with you?
00:57:05No, I'm good.
00:57:06You all right?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:14Why are you...
00:57:16That's not cool, man.
00:57:18You get so aggressive.
00:57:21Misha, you shouldn't get...
00:57:23It happens.
00:57:25It happens.
00:57:27Too much.
00:57:27I'm fine.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29I'm good.
00:57:29I'm gonna get you some water.
00:57:31No, I'm good.
00:57:32I'll be right back.
00:57:33I'm fine.
00:57:34I'm fine.
00:57:36It's mean.
00:57:36You get mean.
00:57:37Why you get mean?
00:57:39Hey.
00:57:41I might lighten up on her a little bit if she wasn't fucking someone else.
00:57:48What are you talking about, man?
00:57:49What am I talking about?
00:57:50You guys have so much history for you that never...
00:57:54It's just history.
00:57:55History?
00:57:58What's that old saying, buddy?
00:58:00History is just a pack of lies agreed upon.
00:58:05I don't know.
00:58:07Why is my trunk...
00:58:09My hood...
00:58:10What the fuck?
00:58:12What...
00:58:13Where do you put...
00:58:15Garbage.
00:58:17Where's the garbage?
00:58:22Where's the garbage?
00:58:28Fuck.
00:58:28What the fuck?
00:58:30Just for leave.
00:58:32Fuck your fucking...
00:58:33Fuck your fucking...
00:58:35You know, I really shouldn't be that surprised about Misha.
00:58:40Because they say 50% of relationships, somebody is having an affair.
00:58:52Challen...
00:58:52Challen...
00:58:54Challen...
00:58:55Challenges?
00:58:56No.
00:58:58Cheating...
00:58:59Lying...
00:59:00Those aren't challenges.
00:59:04They are reasons to fucking end shit.
00:59:14that's for the dead.
00:59:21It's...
00:59:22the fate of the dead.
00:59:25Oh...
00:59:26...
00:59:28...
00:59:29The...
00:59:30The...
00:59:31That...
00:59:31That...
00:59:32You...
00:59:34Oh...
00:59:35Oh...
00:59:35Oh...
00:59:37You...
00:59:37You...
00:59:38Oh...
00:59:57Apology not accepted.
01:00:08Apology not accepted.
01:01:02Apology not accepted.
01:01:05Cmon, cmon.
01:01:08Yes, it's okay.
01:01:10It's okay.
01:01:14Wake up.
01:01:15So, is she that wasted?
01:01:19No, I think it's more than that.
01:01:21I think it might be alcohol poisoning.
01:01:24Okay, we need to lay her down.
01:01:26Cmon.
01:01:27actually I got an idea I see you come on come on girl dude what's that oh this
01:01:52this is a delicious vodka soda she's gonna be fine trust me where is Chris Chris
01:02:04is outside still must be a two cigarette kind of night okay well are you gonna
01:02:12help me or what or do I need to go get Chris she's fine
01:02:22this is supposed to be are you doing drugs now too is that what's going on
01:02:29that's why you're acting so weird me no I'm not doing drugs but my beautiful
01:02:36wife Wow she's doing drugs now too well is she mixing drugs and alcohol not
01:02:46knowingly but I put some in her drink you know when I was making them in the
01:02:53other room and I just brought him out here I put it in Chris's drink too makes it a
01:02:57lot less painful that way no no no no no no see I didn't put anything in your
01:03:03drink but it's gonna be more painful
01:03:12oh
01:03:18oh
01:03:20oh
01:03:20oh
01:03:47Good evening.
01:03:50You know a lot has happened since you took your little tiger snooze.
01:04:10You got a gag in.
01:04:12My bad.
01:04:15Listen, I will make you a deal.
01:04:18If you promise not to scream, I will remove the gag.
01:04:23But I'm asking you for my sanity.
01:04:28I'm asking you not to scream.
01:04:31And more importantly, I want to explain to you what's going on here.
01:04:36Okay?
01:04:37So nod your head yes.
01:04:41Yeah.
01:04:43That's my good girl.
01:04:52It's pretty clear you're insane.
01:04:55Where's Chris?
01:04:57Chris!
01:04:58Anisha!
01:05:01Did you hurt Chris?
01:05:04To find hurt.
01:05:07Just tell me.
01:05:09I'm fucking with you.
01:05:11Yeah, I hurt him.
01:05:13I hurt him real bad.
01:05:15I hurt him so bad he died actually.
01:05:17Oh.
01:05:19Oh God.
01:05:20Oh please God.
01:05:22You're fucking going straight to hell you piece of shit.
01:05:24You haven't even let me explain to you yet what's going on.
01:05:29Once I do, you might change your mind about some things.
01:05:32And then she was so sick.
01:05:34You drugged her.
01:05:36Did you kill her too?
01:05:37No.
01:05:38No.
01:05:38I didn't kill her.
01:05:40She's out there.
01:05:41She's with Chris.
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:46And that, that is the key phrase.
01:05:50The key phrase is with Chris.
01:05:55You see, your husband, my best friend, was fucking my wife.
01:06:03And I could almost deal with that.
01:06:05The cheating.
01:06:07The sex.
01:06:09But it's the lying.
01:06:12It's the lying to my face like I am a fucking idiot.
01:06:18So you killed my husband and your wife?
01:06:23You killed two people.
01:06:25For what?
01:06:27For your fucking ego?
01:06:33You just ruined your life too.
01:06:35We all lose.
01:06:37You should be thanking me because he was disrespecting you too.
01:06:41He was making you look stupid.
01:06:43Fuck you.
01:06:44Fuck me.
01:06:45Fuck them.
01:06:46Fuck them for cheating.
01:06:48Fuck them for ruining friendships, for ruining marriages, for ruining things.
01:06:52For ruining our lives when our backs were turned.
01:06:55I knew.
01:06:58I knew.
01:07:01What?
01:07:02Bullshit.
01:07:03Of course I knew.
01:07:05Chris can't even hide a cigarette behind my back without me knowing.
01:07:08What?
01:07:09You think he can hide an affair?
01:07:12I was gonna fight.
01:07:14No matter what the consequence.
01:07:17But the consequence did not include murder.
01:07:21Because unlike you, I'm not willing to throw my life away.
01:07:28Because someone disrespected me who didn't even love me anymore.
01:07:40Oh, Nora, I got more bad news for you.
01:07:44I'm not throwing away my life.
01:07:47And I'm sure as shit not going to prison.
01:08:07How'd you get that on my phone?
01:08:11I mean, you do know someone has to take the fall for this messy situation.
01:08:17And it sure as hell ain't gonna be me.
01:08:20That gadget you have?
01:08:21Man, that thing really comes in handy.
01:08:23But you should really be more careful when you're putting in your code.
01:08:27Because you never know who might be looking over your shoulder.
01:08:32If you think that little fake video is gonna clear all this up, then you really are insane.
01:08:42Of course not.
01:08:45That's why I had to borrow something else from you.
01:08:51Hang tight.
01:09:00Uh, uh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
01:09:17ah!
01:09:19Bo Lee didn't snag your computer.
01:09:22I did.
01:09:23Been doing all kinds of crazy shit on here recently.
01:09:27I mean, this thing contains the ramblings of a woman scorned.
01:09:31I have a lot of time to plot your wonderful revenge.
01:09:35Yeah.
01:09:36And now I needed to add some stuff out here so the timestamp matched.
01:09:41But you realize your computer went missing before I could sneak it back in here, do you?
01:09:46Yeah, well, actually, this is my favorite part.
01:09:50It's a little bit corny, but I just love it.
01:09:55It's this.
01:09:57It's this.
01:09:58You recognize it?
01:10:01You recognize it, huh?
01:10:03It's your wedding knife.
01:10:04You use it to cut the cake.
01:10:06For the cake ceremony.
01:10:08I thought it was brilliant.
01:10:10I mean, it really shows your state of mind.
01:10:14Now you're using it as the murder weapon?
01:10:16You naughty girl.
01:10:19Naughty girl.
01:10:21And what are you going to do when Boley comes back, huh?
01:10:24Or have you thought about that?
01:10:27I'm dead.
01:10:29It actually works out perfect.
01:10:31Him leaving for the night?
01:10:33I can finish you off and make as much noise as I want to.
01:10:39And then when I'm done, I take this, jab it through my love handle, maybe add a few little rope
01:10:47burns, play dead.
01:10:52Boley shows up, sees me on the ground half dead, and I dazzle him with my amazing story about how
01:10:59I fought you off in your murderous rampage.
01:11:05Boley, that simple motherfucker, he's going to become the MVP of this story, my star witness.
01:11:17See that?
01:11:18Boley, that's the answer to your other question.
01:11:23Is me for dead?
01:11:25No.
01:11:29I wouldn't buy any Misha's nuts if I were you.
01:11:38Hayden, you don't have to do this, you don't have to do it.
01:11:42Shh.
01:11:43I'll just be a minute.
01:11:46Oh, God.
01:11:48Oh, God.
01:11:50Oh, shit.
01:11:51No.
01:11:52No, no.
01:11:53No.
01:11:54No.
01:11:55No.
01:11:56Oh, God.
01:11:58Oh, God.
01:11:59Oh, God.
01:12:00Oh, God.
01:12:15That's it.
01:12:17Oh, God.
01:12:22Oh, God.
01:12:24Oh, God.
01:12:26Oh, God.
01:12:31Oh, God.
01:12:58Oh, God.
01:13:01Oh, God.
01:13:04Oh, God.
01:13:47Nora, I'm sorry that you have to die.
01:13:51And that you have to take the blame for all of this.
01:13:58Life's unpredictable that way.
01:14:01I mean, sometimes we are tested and we prevail.
01:14:08And sometimes we are just too broken.
01:14:15But it's the ending, the ending we're never prepared for.
01:14:27And this is how yours ends.
01:14:30Brendan, please, that's why I wanted to work on our marriage, because for the baby.
01:14:41Brendan.
01:14:49Did Chris know?
01:14:53No.
01:14:59Brendan.
01:15:26Well, at least you spared him that sorrow.
01:15:53This is their fire.
01:15:57This is on them.
01:15:58This is not you.
01:15:59Right?
01:16:01Right.
01:16:03They put me in this position.
01:16:06Right?
01:16:07Not me.
01:16:09This is on them.
01:16:10This is their fault.
01:16:12This is their fault.
01:16:13Not my fault.
01:16:14This is their fault.
01:16:15This is their fault.
01:16:37Clever girl.
01:16:58You killed Chris and you killed Mita and then I had Henry and I told you this pain was no
01:17:05joke.
01:17:28Get me in my weak spot, now I gotta hurt you.
01:17:41No!
01:17:47No!
01:17:53No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:56No!
01:18:01No!
01:18:08No!
01:18:14No!
01:18:19No!
01:18:19No!
01:18:28No!
01:18:29No!
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01:18:30No!
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01:18:42No!
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01:18:47No!
01:18:59No!
01:19:00No!
01:19:03No!
01:19:10No!
01:19:11No!
01:19:12No!
01:19:13No!
01:19:15No!
01:19:15No!
01:19:16No!
01:19:17No!
01:19:22No!
01:19:25No!
01:19:38No!
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01:19:46No!
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01:19:48No!
01:19:51No!
01:19:52No!
01:19:55No!
01:19:57No!
01:20:00No!
01:20:01What was that pain, asshole?
01:20:03God damn it!
01:20:09Her God!
01:20:11You bitch!
01:20:15Let's go.
01:20:47Let's go.
01:21:16Let's go.
01:21:44Let's go.
01:21:48Let's go.
01:22:21Let's go.
01:22:34Let's go.
01:22:42Let's go.
01:23:24Just hear me out.
01:23:25Just listen to me.
01:23:27You might want to step aside.
01:23:56Let's go.
01:24:26Let's go.
01:24:33I decided to come home early.
01:24:35Good thing, huh?
01:24:38Calvary's on the way.
01:24:40You're okay now.
01:24:41Let's go.
01:25:12Let's go.
01:25:42Let's go.
01:26:11Let's go.
01:26:42Let's go.
01:27:12Let's go.
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