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Pushers S01E01 Skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Who are you? Don't fucking me!
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:32Fuck!
00:37The man came in, told one look at me and caught my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication loop on the exit side, I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:10How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drank one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:36Good words.
01:37Not in pain.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God!
01:58Come on!
02:01Oh, God!
02:03Just with the fucking way of...
02:05Oh, God!
02:06Ray!
02:08Ray!
02:12You're, um...
02:14Don't I, um...
02:19I wish I hadn't been a co-op story.
02:21I don't shop in co-op.
02:25I thought the drows are not big enough.
02:31Could've been a nasty.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:39You and Sheridan.
02:42Right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:52Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
02:59You have a one.
03:01Wendy.
03:02Potato, potato.
03:05I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:09Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:20An appeal.
03:21But I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Mam!
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:39Oh!
03:44Just your regular doula d'etch over here.
03:48She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right, but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Sleros.
03:55And what told my view?
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:08And I do genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But...
04:13I'm completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:24We check if workplaces have accessible rooms, and then we give them a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:45Um...
04:46So, the toilet's pay well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:58She'll start paying us soon.
05:03We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:14Yeah.
05:15It is.
05:16Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah.
05:21It does.
05:23Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:28Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:40I've flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:45Well, can you all say a bit dodgy?
05:49Aye.
05:50See yourself.
05:53I'm saying I've done the fit boy from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:06Will.
06:09I won't.
06:12Fucking will.
06:13Will.
06:13I won't.
06:16Will.
06:27Mr Andrew Haddon.
06:28My name is Hope.
06:29And I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called Weet CU.
06:34It's now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken.
07:20So I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal? Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:25Hurry up.
07:26Oh, I signed for a parcel for Jo.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:39Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal deal.
07:44Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:57I got a notification about a parcel.
08:01Hi Jo.
08:03A parcel?
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours.
08:14Drop it off.
08:16Cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She want every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:49Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:59No, we, er...
09:01We banged up and actually, they have a life.
09:07Did it...
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll open my two pence.
09:18Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically, that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35Well, listen, lovely.
09:36I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:52But if nothing improves by the end of the year, we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
10:11What am I looking for?
10:12What am I looking for?
10:13What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:19Oh, God.
10:23What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:28Oh, God.
10:39What was that?
10:47Green bin.
10:48What?
10:49Don't keep saying what.
10:50Have you heard of bins?
10:51The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00Yeah, there's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:05All right, all right.
11:07Bye.
11:07Don't say bye.
11:08Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:13Shit.
11:19Fucking hell.
11:24Great好了.
11:34Come on.
11:37Big survey.
11:44And you know all this.
11:48You work with donkeys. What kind animal is an oot?
11:59Don't worry. They're resting now.
12:07Right. They're dead.
12:10Never happen to serious-looking ones, just chuck it.
12:14Dear Miss Dawkins, why did I act a little bit in that I'm single?
12:22I'm there, Jim. You're past your prime.
12:25I'm writing to inform you that your appeal was untouchable.
12:35I told you, mate, you should have dribbled. Even I dribbled it.
12:38I'm only to be seasoned immediately.
12:45Fuck off and die.
12:48Love from the DWP.
12:52Did they actually write that?
12:54So I lose a few quid again, my father.
13:00Cos I can walk to work and talk to the end of my nose with my index finger.
13:15That's not lingerie!
13:19What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house, shitting in the night or nappy?
13:34I ate a big fucking brain!
13:37What the fuck are you doing?!
13:47Shit!
13:49It was drugs!
13:53Cos it were drugs, man!
13:55You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?
13:59No!
14:00My dad told me anything!
14:05Go!
14:05Go!
14:06I'll start it!
14:09I'm a drug user!
14:13Not a drug dealer!
14:17Paracetamol!
14:18I've been helping!
14:21Sometimes!
14:23Both!
14:24Listen!
14:25Right!
14:26Seeing you again, right!
14:28It's got me thinking!
14:30The ideal drug mule!
14:32It's a good old girl with an obvious disability!
14:36So!
14:38Viola!
14:41Voila!
14:43Voila!
14:45Yeah!
14:46You can pass off any powder as your meds or say,
14:49a nice man fucking gave him me, right!
14:52And then start fucking screaming!
14:54Play off your cerebral what's it, right!
14:57We can make shit loads of fucking money!
15:01Here!
15:02Smell it!
15:04Smell it!
15:08Yeah!
15:10You've got to smell!
15:13You alright?
15:14Onions!
15:16Am I alone?
15:27What's this then?
15:29I dropped a bag of flour!
15:33Show me!
15:33Flour?
15:34Yeah, I was making flapjacks!
15:38Big cakes!
15:39Flapjacks don't use flour!
15:41A lovely big flapjacks cake!
15:47Alright!
15:48Yeah!
15:50When's it ready?
15:52We ate it!
15:54Yeah!
15:55Before you cleaned up?
15:57We were well hungry!
15:59Yeah!
16:00Yeah!
16:00Yeah!
16:02Alright!
16:04Bye-bye Mr Hawkins!
16:06Yeah!
16:06See you later!
16:08Bye!
16:09Bye!
16:09Helpful boy!
16:11No problem!
16:13You should go, okay!
16:16Listen!
16:17I'll cry for a bit, yeah?
16:19Yeah!
16:21Think about it!
16:22Alright!
16:23Okay!
16:25Bye-bye!
16:27Bye-bye!
16:28I bet you'll keep that money!
16:30I won't!
16:31You will!
16:32I won't!
16:33Good day, Dad!
16:35The best!
16:36I've got my front page for October!
16:39A guy on the estate is stealing lead!
16:42It's a lead about lead!
16:48That joke will work written down!
16:52Fuck!
17:05Oh!
17:06Hi!
17:07Hello!
17:08Hiya!
17:08Remember me?
17:11It's...
17:12Pass up, lady!
17:14Yeah!
17:14No pressure!
17:16But can we swap back and pass us?
17:22It'd be great for my conscience!
17:26Yeah!
17:27If I could!
17:29You want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah!
17:32Yeah!
17:33Yeah!
17:33You want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah!
17:35Yeah!
17:36Would that be good?
17:36Yeah!
17:37Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:41Excuse me!
17:41With your little fucking camera?
17:41When's the last train of gangsta?
17:44When's the last train of gangsta?
17:45I'm not a fucking time-taker!
17:46When's the last train of fucking gangsta?
17:49I'll fucking bounce you up and down!
17:50Move!
17:51Give me that money!
17:51Give me this!
17:52Give me this!
17:54Crips out, crips!
17:56Hold me a bit!
17:57Oh!
17:57Fuck!
17:58Fuck!
17:59Yeah!
18:00There's your fucking time table!
18:02Hey!
18:02You lot!
18:03You stay right there!
18:05Well, it's not as if we're Usain Bolt and fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog!
18:10Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it?
18:12More disabled people?
18:13What are you?
18:14Umberstein police or the fucking SS?
18:16Just stay there, sir!
18:18I need to talk to-
18:19Well, a couple of poor people get mugged in broad daylight!
18:22And now you're setting vicious dogs on us!
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir!
18:27So, shut up!
18:29Are you alright?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:38I can't help it!
18:42Am I in trouble?
18:47Of course not!
18:49Erm...
18:50Ooh!
18:51Er...
18:52Got...
18:52Got to go!
18:53Erm...
18:54Did you want to file a report?
18:56No!
18:56Can you give me this policeman?
19:11Did you nearly piss yourself?
19:16Da-da!
19:18Well, it's the good beer, that.
19:21Thank you for beating the living shit out of that man!
19:28How can I ever be paid?
19:37Glowy?
19:40Yeah, my family won't give me the glory.
19:46Worth a try.
19:50How about a pint?
19:53That's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:56I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
20:00What's your backstory?
20:01Oh, I used to tell people at school that I wasn't like this, cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women here?
20:21No, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having the lager.
20:25Two more please, Kate!
20:30Well, look who it is, Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money.
20:36Did you bring a habit?
20:39Shush!
20:40He's on paleo.
20:41He's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me, but I got some of the...
20:55...drugged back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry?
21:05No, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:12That would be the point.
21:14Now, this is minibus my CA.
21:16Alright, I'm my CA.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:21When's the last train of Ganston?
21:22Oh, here!
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right.
21:28Okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:34...shooting poo.
21:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:43You.
21:44You brought another.
21:46I did.
21:47One word and it will tear your face right off.
21:57So, we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
22:03So, did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05It's a no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, my CA?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:18You're nothing.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:25You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37Cray prospects.
22:38Tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life.
22:45Tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad.
22:47Tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you was caught, they'd just like, we'll look at you and they'd be like...
23:05Fuck it.
23:08But don't show until I clear my desk.
23:12It's your milk or cocaine.
23:13See the deal.
23:16You dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19Now, why would you think that?
23:25Not again!
23:51He doesn't 12 now.
23:57Elendor
23:58Black
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