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00:00:20You
00:00:56Yeah man, everything is measured, cut, marked, just needs to be mounted.
00:01:00Right, you can take it from here?
00:01:03You're hopeless, man.
00:01:05No, no, it's cool, I got it.
00:01:07I will just come back after the trip and take care of it.
00:01:09Finish it up.
00:01:10Yeah.
00:01:11No, no, we know about you and Power Tools, bud.
00:01:16No, I got it.
00:01:18Geez.
00:01:19Yeah, I know.
00:01:20Sure.
00:01:22Right.
00:01:23Oh my god, man.
00:01:26So, did you use this thing to cut a cake or to skin a bear?
00:01:31This big ass knife you got in this box marked wedding stuff.
00:01:35Really?
00:01:36I don't remember it being this big.
00:01:38I was really drunk though.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Yeah, I set myself up for that one.
00:01:46Okay.
00:01:48Yeah, no, I got it.
00:01:50I'm just gonna lock up.
00:01:51I'm gonna drink some of your beer, eat some of your food.
00:01:53That way I can avoid Misha's cooking.
00:01:56Yeah, it's that bad.
00:01:58Right.
00:01:59Yeah, okay, well hurry your ass up.
00:02:01Let's get on the road.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:42That's fat.
00:02:55Yea, excellent.
00:03:51You're fucking kidding me.
00:04:14What was that?
00:04:20Jim and Elon's dog came over to our property again.
00:04:22Hmm.
00:04:24Oreo? He's harmless.
00:04:27Yeah, well, he comes over into the yard and he pisses all over my stuff.
00:04:30I had a million-dollar job on Avalencia last week, and all my gear smelled like dog piss.
00:04:35I told Jim if he did it again, I was going to toss him back over.
00:04:38Don't tell me that you threw Oreo over the fence.
00:04:40I didn't throw him over the fence, jeez.
00:04:43I picked him up, I set him down over the shortest portion of the fence.
00:04:47He squirmed out of my arms at the last minute, threw him over the fence.
00:04:51Jesus Christ.
00:04:53You love to blow shit out of proportion, you know that?
00:04:55If that was your precious garden, though, oh man, we would never hear the end of their truth.
00:04:58Let's not do this right now.
00:04:59They're going to be here any minute.
00:05:01Fine.
00:05:16Have you been reading these?
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:32I'm sorry.
00:05:35I'm sorry I didn't mean to barge in here like this and act all crazy.
00:05:40I just...
00:05:42I mean, this is amazing.
00:05:45Look, I promise you I'm going to make the best father.
00:05:49Now, this kid, he is going to be an All-American by his freshman year in college.
00:05:52Well, she will be an All-American.
00:05:54I don't know.
00:05:57What don't you know?
00:05:59This could be a game changer for us.
00:06:01Hayden, a baby doesn't fix a marriage.
00:06:05A baby isn't magic.
00:06:07Sometimes it makes things worse.
00:06:12Let's just talk about this when we get back.
00:06:16And we need to get ready.
00:06:18They're going to be here any minute.
00:06:20Come on.
00:06:21We have to go.
00:06:31We have to go.
00:06:54Move a little closer, closer.
00:06:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:07:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:07:03So make some space next to your heart.
00:07:06Now, I take it slower, slower.
00:07:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:07:13And even though you're right next to me, it feels the miles in between.
00:07:19Take a chance, girl.
00:07:21I dare you.
00:07:24Move a little closer, closer, closer, closer, closer.
00:07:31Some things are better left unsaid.
00:07:36Let's leave it passing the past wherever he is.
00:07:42And you've got walls built up like Jericho.
00:07:46And I count on that you let her go.
00:07:49Nothing left to do.
00:07:52Girl, I dare you too.
00:07:54But I move a little closer, closer.
00:07:57And I just want to hold you, hold you.
00:08:00I want to wrap you up in my arms.
00:08:03So make some space next to your heart.
00:08:06Now, I take it slower, slower.
00:08:09And I just want to show you, show you.
00:08:13And even though you're right next to me, it feels the miles in between.
00:08:19Take a chance, girl.
00:08:21I dare you.
00:08:24Move a little closer, closer.
00:08:28You guys should take in this fresh air.
00:08:30Move a little closer, closer.
00:08:40I'm coming, coming.
00:09:01I'm coming.
00:09:10Yeah, man.
00:09:11Not bad.
00:09:12Not bad.
00:09:15I'm so relieved.
00:09:17It's pretty good.
00:09:20You doubted me?
00:09:21You don't think I can put together a kick-ass weekend?
00:09:24Well, now that we're rewriting history, we'll just forget that vacation from two years ago.
00:09:29Yeah, I was telling me we're forgetting about that one.
00:09:30Hey, I didn't hear any of you guys complaining when y'all got a full refund, so.
00:09:35Well, it really is beautiful out here.
00:09:38Isn't that clear?
00:09:39Yeah, it is.
00:09:41It's quiet.
00:09:45All right, so is there a bellhop, or do we got to get these bags ourselves?
00:09:48Oh, my God.
00:09:49Look.
00:09:51Look.
00:09:51Oh, my God, you guys, he's not moving.
00:09:53Who's not what?
00:09:54Hold on.
00:09:55Stay here.
00:09:57What?
00:10:05Hey, man, you okay?
00:10:13I don't think he's breathing, man.
00:10:25Oh!
00:10:26Ha!
00:10:27Oh, Jesus!
00:10:35That's the point, though.
00:10:36You never know.
00:10:37Never know what?
00:10:40You never know when an element of surprise might surprise you.
00:10:47Is everything okay?
00:10:53Ooh, son.
00:10:55One of you guys dealing drugs or a hip-hop guy or something?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01I'd like me a practical ride, but that's a gas guzzle right there.
00:11:06Whatever tickles your pickle, though, am I right?
00:11:11Ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:11:16Bo Lee, I live down on the property.
00:11:20I'll be your concierge for the weekend.
00:11:24Bo Lee, I'm Misha, I'm Misha, and this is Nora.
00:11:27Ah, pleasure.
00:11:29Bo Lee.
00:11:31I like that.
00:11:34Bo, I'm Misha.
00:11:37Bo.
00:11:37Bo.
00:11:38Bo.
00:11:38Bo.
00:11:38I'm Misha.
00:11:38Hayden.
00:11:39I'm the one who booked the place.
00:11:41Yeah, it's Bo Lee.
00:11:43And that's my buddy, Chris, and it looks like you already met the wives.
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:51You boys are going to have yourselves a damn fine time this weekend, huh?
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:02As the song goes, follow the leader.
00:12:10You know what I'm saying, man?
00:12:12What was happening with you on the ground like that?
00:12:13We thought you were dead.
00:12:14Maybe I was.
00:12:16Nah.
00:12:17Helps my spine.
00:12:18Old back injury.
00:12:22Yeah, my chiropractor says the same thing.
00:12:25Lay on the lumpy ground with some gravel.
00:12:27There's one to feel bad.
00:12:30No step.
00:12:41You coming, Nora?
00:12:46Who's here?
00:13:10All right.
00:13:12So we got an L shape.
00:13:14There's a bedroom down that way.
00:13:17There's two more down there.
00:13:18Each got their own bathroom, you know, commode and everything.
00:13:23Then there's two pair of you.
00:13:25It might be a good idea to sleep on opposite ends of the house anyway.
00:13:28You know what I mean?
00:13:32That's the living room over there.
00:13:35Fireplace.
00:13:36Feel free to use.
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:39Kitchen.
00:13:40Got a kitchen, table, chairs.
00:13:44Go out to this store here.
00:13:45It's like a courtyard and whatnot.
00:13:48You know, you got lots of land here.
00:13:50Barn, stables down there.
00:13:52You got to run the property.
00:13:53You know, except those trailers.
00:13:55That's where I stay.
00:13:58People always ask, you're asking about internet and cable TV.
00:14:04No, sir.
00:14:05I got some DVDs you can borrow if you like.
00:14:08If you need to get on the web, there's a coffee place down in town.
00:14:11And there's a bar across from the Payless.
00:14:13I go down there and watch the kung fu fights.
00:14:15They got good cable.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:20Now, we're just here to unplug for the weekend anyway.
00:14:22And I'm sure my wife, for one weekend, can be off of Facebook.
00:14:27No one's on Facebook under the age of 60, dear.
00:14:31But I will need to get on Insta.
00:14:34Is that the site to where dudes go to find other dudes?
00:14:38No.
00:14:39No.
00:14:40It's Instagram.
00:14:42Maybe you, I mean, we can hike into town this weekend.
00:14:45We can, you know, find some shops and find a little Wi-Fi.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51Shit, I don't know.
00:14:52That's a hell of a walk.
00:14:53Like 12 miles.
00:14:55I can see you ladies like to get sweaty.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03Got some keys here for you.
00:15:05All of these here.
00:15:07Can't figure something out, just give me a holler.
00:15:09Knock.
00:15:10Come on in.
00:15:11I don't care.
00:15:12I like to walk around all natural.
00:15:16That means no clothes on.
00:15:20That was a joke.
00:15:23Or was it?
00:15:26Clean up after yourself.
00:15:29The good Lord hates the slot.
00:15:41Oh my God.
00:15:43Okay, seriously, where did you find this guy?
00:15:45I guess that's why I got such a good deal on this place.
00:15:48Yeah, no kidding.
00:15:48You shouldn't have left it up to your cheap ass.
00:15:50Oh no, Chris.
00:15:51He's not cheap.
00:15:52Don't you remember?
00:15:53He got the plastic champagne flutes, not the styrofoam last time.
00:15:57That's what?
00:15:59That was classified.
00:16:01That's classified.
00:16:02Look at his arms.
00:16:03Sorry for that.
00:16:04All right.
00:16:05Well, I'm going to go unpack.
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:08Hey, guys.
00:16:09Let's all freshen up and meet back here, and I will make us some sangria.
00:16:14Ooh.
00:16:16By sangria, she means sangrias.
00:16:18Plural.
00:16:19Nice.
00:16:20Nice.
00:16:22Lordy.
00:16:22All right.
00:16:29This place isn't so bad, right?
00:16:32Boley is a lunatic.
00:16:34I'm sure you two will become fast friends.
00:16:38Is that a shot at me or at him?
00:16:41Oh my God.
00:16:43I'm kidding.
00:16:45Relax.
00:16:48Well, he certainly was into you.
00:16:51And that outfit.
00:16:56Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:16:59Okay.
00:17:02Let's just make the best of this weekend.
00:17:11Babe.
00:17:12You never know when Boley Norman Bates might be lurking.
00:17:17I know.
00:17:18But you know how those guys are.
00:17:20I mean, they've been out here their entire lives.
00:17:22Just ain't as woke as a city folk.
00:17:25He didn't give you the creeps?
00:17:27Hmm.
00:17:29He's harmless.
00:17:30Mm-hmm.
00:17:30Bit of a weirdo, but...
00:17:32...armless.
00:17:36If he oversteps this weekend, I'll be sure to say something.
00:17:39Oh, I'll be fine.
00:17:41I can handle myself.
00:17:43Trust me, I know you can.
00:17:44My badass and hard-working wife.
00:17:47Mmm.
00:17:49Yeah, I'm gonna get changed.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52I just need to compose a few emails for Monday.
00:17:59This is supposed to be a work-free weekend.
00:18:01Remember?
00:18:02I know it.
00:18:04It'll just take a sec.
00:18:06And it's hardly work anyway.
00:18:08Well, good luck anyhow.
00:18:10There's no Wi-Fi here, remember?
00:18:11I just need to compose them while they're still in my head,
00:18:13and I'll send them Sunday night when we get in.
00:18:18God.
00:18:24And then this motherfucker says,
00:18:26I don't need to see your ID, just hers.
00:18:28I'm like, fuck you, man.
00:18:30I don't look that old, do I?
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:32And then you looked in the mirror.
00:18:33Look at Noah bringing the heat.
00:18:35Look at your hair, man.
00:18:37I'm telling you, man.
00:18:38This is why I can never win a fight with her,
00:18:39because she's too quick for me.
00:18:41Too quick.
00:18:41Well, I mean, come on.
00:18:43You do.
00:18:44You look young for your age.
00:18:45He does.
00:18:46But you don't look under 21.
00:18:48Well, shit, neither do you.
00:18:50Ooh.
00:18:51No, you didn't.
00:18:52No, you didn't.
00:18:54Do you see this?
00:18:55Do you see this?
00:18:56Do you see the shit that I put up with all the time?
00:19:00Oh, well, please.
00:19:00You don't look under 21.
00:19:02I mean, come on.
00:19:03No.
00:19:04What's the problem?
00:19:04First of all, Misha looks like she could pass for 21.
00:19:08And second of all, you don't say that kind of thing to a woman.
00:19:10Mm-hmm.
00:19:11What is wrong with you?
00:19:12Really?
00:19:13Chris, help me out, man.
00:19:14Yeah, Chris.
00:19:15She does not look under 21.
00:19:16Yeah, Chris.
00:19:17What do you think?
00:19:18Yes, Chris.
00:19:19What do you think?
00:19:20What's the question?
00:19:21No, I, uh...
00:19:23Look, I know that she's not 19, so I can't release it.
00:19:28But it's simple.
00:19:29The question is, does Misha look like she could pass for 21 or no?
00:19:34And the answer is yes.
00:19:36Yeah, he's thinking.
00:19:37We've got company.
00:19:39It really is.
00:19:40Look at the answer.
00:19:40It's like it's too much.
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:48I don't know.
00:19:51Supper time.
00:19:53Suppertime.
00:19:53Suppertime.
00:19:56Sorry to barge in.
00:19:59Got a bowl of blue down there at the barn.
00:20:02Owner keeps them up here in the washer-dryer room
00:20:04and y'all's place, so here I am.
00:20:08Do your thing, man. It's your place.
00:20:11Oh, no, no.
00:20:13No, I run things here, but, you know,
00:20:16this weekend, it's my child's home.
00:20:17Carry on.
00:20:30Okay, that spittin' in that bottle, that's nasty.
00:20:33It is.
00:20:33That is nasty.
00:20:34I mean, just in it.
00:20:35Oh, yeah.
00:20:37We know lots of guys that do that.
00:20:38I play baseball.
00:20:38What are we, a 1940?
00:20:41Oh, shit, Brad, one of my best friends, he still does it.
00:20:44He sells real estate, drives around, shows clients' properties.
00:20:47He's still spittin' in it,
00:20:48keeps it in the center console of his Mercedes-Benz.
00:20:50He does not.
00:20:51Yes, he does.
00:20:52That's true.
00:20:53I met Brad, and he's charming.
00:20:56He's nothing like, oh, fucking, hyphen, Lee.
00:21:01Yeah, please, poor Brad.
00:21:03He's not here to defend himself.
00:21:04I'm sorry.
00:21:08Well, I'm all set.
00:21:12What's that saying?
00:21:13That's a lot of bulbs you got there, believe me, jeez.
00:21:20Lee, I gotta ask you a serious, serious question.
00:21:25Would you ever consider selling real estate?
00:21:31Oh, my God.
00:21:34What's so fucking funny?
00:21:36Nothing, man.
00:21:37It's just, I'm sorry.
00:21:38It's just, it's a...
00:21:40Inside joke about a guy we know is all.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:42Yeah, we're just joking.
00:21:44Tell me.
00:21:45I'm sorry.
00:21:47Tell me this joke.
00:21:50No, really.
00:21:51It's, it's, it's just a long, boring story.
00:21:55Stupid, really.
00:21:56It's just, it's dumb.
00:21:57It's a joke.
00:21:57Be silly.
00:21:58I'm having a little too much fun at all.
00:22:02Either you tell me the story,
00:22:04or all of y'all are out.
00:22:06No.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:07Hey, come on.
00:22:08Tell me the story,
00:22:10or I'm gonna go get my gun.
00:22:12Oh, okay.
00:22:13And I'm gonna make you tell me the story.
00:22:15Okay, okay.
00:22:16Let's, uh,
00:22:20be cool.
00:22:21Okay?
00:22:24What the hell is the story?
00:22:28Look at this fucker here.
00:22:30Look at this fucker.
00:22:32Oh, oh.
00:22:34We're on there now, fella.
00:22:36Let's be cool.
00:22:37I'm the sheriff around these parts.
00:22:40And all y'all's faces.
00:22:42Y'all's faces.
00:22:43Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:22:48Okay, we like joking here,
00:22:50but when you threaten people with a gun,
00:22:51what the fuck is that?
00:22:53Oh, that's not cool.
00:22:53Well, he doesn't have a gun.
00:22:55He's just joking around, right?
00:22:57I don't know that.
00:22:59Is that Italian?
00:23:02I'll put you folks on tacos
00:23:04or fried chicken.
00:23:09Anywho, I'll get out of your short and curlies.
00:23:16Adios.
00:23:22Okay, what I want to know
00:23:24is who was that fried chicken comment directed towards you?
00:23:26Was that for me?
00:23:27Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
00:23:29He's just joking around.
00:23:30Yeah, well, he needs to learn some tact.
00:23:33Tact?
00:23:33Fried chicken ribbing.
00:23:34For that guy, seriously, that's a tall order.
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:39Hey, hey, I don't think that he meant it that way.
00:23:42Here's the thing.
00:23:43I need to know who is the Mexican in this scenario
00:23:47because I think he's talking about me.
00:23:49Is it me?
00:23:50Yes, here's the better question.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Taco guy?
00:23:55I'm taco guy.
00:24:01Guys, are we going to hike in the morning?
00:24:02I've got to call tonight.
00:24:04I'm not a morning person.
00:24:05Yeah, exactly.
00:24:06You're not.
00:24:07I mean, none of us are, right?
00:24:09The gallons of sangria?
00:24:11Come on.
00:24:12I'm calling it.
00:24:13I'm calling it.
00:24:14No, no.
00:24:15I'll get these.
00:24:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:17Yes, it's just a couple of plates.
00:24:18It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:20Go to sleep.
00:24:21You for it?
00:24:21Yeah, I'm positive.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:25All right, buddy.
00:24:26Nora?
00:24:26You come with?
00:24:28Yes.
00:24:29Thank y'all for dinner.
00:24:31You're welcome.
00:24:32Broome's famous pasta was delicious.
00:24:34And I'll see you in the morning.
00:24:36See you in the morning.
00:24:37Although reluctantly for some people.
00:24:40Good night.
00:24:40Well.
00:24:45What?
00:24:47Well, aren't you a sweetheart?
00:24:51Are you going to help me?
00:24:53No.
00:24:54It's just a couple of plates.
00:24:56You got this.
00:24:57Jesus Christ.
00:25:05I'm not drinking myself.
00:25:09Canin always makes you do that.
00:25:13I'm going to shower.
00:25:16I'm going to close my eyes a second.
00:25:38Oh, Christ.
00:25:41Oh, Christ.
00:25:42Oh, Christ.
00:25:48The kitchen's clean.
00:25:52Great.
00:25:54Oh, my God.
00:25:57This is so you.
00:25:58You know?
00:25:59Let's have a nice weekend, honey.
00:26:02And then you do a complete 180.
00:26:10I'm going to bed.
00:26:13I'm going to bed.
00:26:13Clean up after yourself.
00:26:17Bitch-ass.
00:26:18Thanks, buddy.
00:26:30Thanks, Jeff.
00:26:34You're welcome.
00:26:35Thanks, girls.
00:26:35Bye, guys.
00:26:35Bye, everyone.
00:26:36Bye, guys.
00:26:36Bye, guys.
00:26:37Bye, guys.
00:26:37Bye, guys.
00:26:57Were you trying to fuck with me?
00:27:02The bathroom window just now.
00:27:04Were you trying to scare me?
00:27:07What are you talking about?
00:27:09I've been right here.
00:27:11I was cold as hell out there.
00:27:13I want to go outside.
00:27:18You think it was Hayden?
00:27:23He would mess with you in the shower.
00:27:25He was crossing the line.
00:27:27Even for him.
00:27:28Well, something was.
00:27:31I said it was that fucking Bo Lee guy.
00:27:43There's nothing out there.
00:27:50Oh, probably just the wind.
00:27:52No, I already looked.
00:27:54It just felt like something was watching me, and then I heard a noise twice.
00:27:59I'm positive it was not the wind.
00:28:01So you felt like you saw someone, and then you felt like you heard a noise?
00:28:07No, I didn't feel like I heard something.
00:28:09I heard something.
00:28:11Don't do that.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:28I will look.
00:28:31Really?
00:28:33You're quitting?
00:28:36It's vacation.
00:29:04It's vacation.
00:29:42You just fucking crushed, man.
00:29:43That's so jumpy, handsome.
00:29:45Sorry, scared the shit out of me.
00:29:46Trying to start the next epic brush fire now?
00:29:49Seriously, right?
00:29:49Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:29:53What are you doing out here?
00:29:55Well, I was heading to bed, and then I saw you over here puffing away.
00:29:58I thought you quit those things, by the way.
00:30:00Yeah, yeah.
00:30:01No one's going to kill you.
00:30:02Nah, she already knows.
00:30:04I think she wants to kill me anyhow.
00:30:06Oh, and what the hell is up with you going to bed so early?
00:30:09Leaving me all alone in there with Misha.
00:30:14She's tired as all.
00:30:16I'll be more fun tomorrow.
00:30:18Not too tired to come out here and steal a smoke.
00:30:21Well, nah, man.
00:30:22She thought she saw someone outside her bathroom window,
00:30:25so I told her I'd come out here and check on it.
00:30:30Two prayers, one stone.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Well, shit, hey.
00:30:34Give me one of those cowboy killers.
00:30:37Thank you, sir.
00:30:50So, someone outside your window, huh?
00:30:55I don't know, man.
00:30:56You know Nora.
00:30:57She always gets so jumpy and paranoid when she's not surrounded by asphalt and stoplights.
00:31:06Starts running Texas chainsaw scenarios through her head.
00:31:11Plus, that Bo Lee guy, man.
00:31:13I freaked her out.
00:31:14Yeah, well, her boy Bo.
00:31:17I don't think he's got too much practice interacting with people.
00:31:20That's what I told her.
00:31:22That's Bo Lee.
00:31:24By the way.
00:31:32What's going on with you and Misha?
00:31:33You guys all right?
00:31:36Hmm.
00:31:38Make sure I ask that.
00:31:41Not that you just said that I left you alone with her.
00:31:43Tonight is all.
00:31:47We're going through a little bit of a rough patch.
00:31:50Really?
00:31:54Everything all right?
00:31:55Oh, you know, the normal stuff.
00:31:57Work, money, communication.
00:32:00And I can't stand that fucking bitch anymore, so there's that.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:05I don't know.
00:32:07Just got to work through a couple things, that's all.
00:32:13Anything you want to talk about?
00:32:17Nah.
00:32:19You know, I've got a feeling that this trip is going to be real good for us.
00:32:25We're going to get some things resolved.
00:32:29You know, start out with a clean slate.
00:32:32What about you and your girl, man?
00:32:34Aside from the occasional peeping Tom or Sasquatch, whatever the fuck it is you guys think you saw out here.
00:32:41We're good.
00:32:42Yeah, well.
00:32:45Well, I'm happy to hear that.
00:32:52Man, I hope you and Misha are all right.
00:32:55Yeah, thanks, man.
00:32:58All right.
00:33:01I'm going to bed.
00:33:02See you in the morning.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:06See you in the morning.
00:33:07See you in the morning.
00:33:08Bright and early.
00:33:10Yep.
00:33:11Yep.
00:33:23See you in the morning.
00:33:24See you in the morning.
00:33:35See you in the morning.
00:35:03Oh, you're in a big hurry to get your ass kicked.
00:35:06You know we were racing to the top of that mountain we saw on the way in?
00:35:10And I'm feeling real good today.
00:35:11What?
00:35:12All right, you talking shit already?
00:35:14Okay.
00:35:15Well, it's on then.
00:35:16Let's do this.
00:35:16Oh, yeah?
00:35:17I don't know about that, man.
00:35:18You guys had that surfing competition.
00:35:20She caught, like, twice as many waves as you did.
00:35:22Then she beats your ass in arm wrestling.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25All right.
00:35:25That's good.
00:35:26Don't encourage her, man.
00:35:27What about you?
00:35:28You getting in on this?
00:35:29Because I would love to take your big ass down.
00:35:31Guys, are we on vacation or are we doing a Spartan race?
00:35:34No.
00:35:34I'm going to let you two competitive freaks go at it.
00:35:36I'm going to stay back and watch.
00:35:38And speaking of freaks...
00:35:41Are you still drunk from last night?
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Let's do this.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:47Let's do it.
00:35:48You look fine.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Don't let them stress you out.
00:35:52Maybe lighten up on her a little bit.
00:35:54This is what we do, man.
00:35:56She kind of digs it.
00:35:57This is our weird way of working things out.
00:36:00That's a very weird way of working things out.
00:36:02Maybe you are still a little drunk.
00:36:05Maybe.
00:36:07Hey, is that a beer?
00:36:08Come on, man.
00:36:10Share.
00:36:19Y'all going to a party?
00:36:22No.
00:36:24Just a hike.
00:36:25She looks like she's going to a party.
00:36:29Nope.
00:36:30Just a hike.
00:36:32Promise.
00:36:34Didn't get my invite.
00:36:36To the party.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:41Let's, um, let's wait for the boys.
00:36:43I don't like the feel of this guy.
00:36:47Just tying her shoe.
00:36:50That's why Velcro's the way to go.
00:36:53If you can afford it.
00:36:54I guess.
00:36:57I just don't think he's seen many women like me.
00:37:02I'm serious.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:04Where are they?
00:37:05Ugh.
00:37:06Shit.
00:37:16You wearing down already, Nora?
00:37:17What's up?
00:37:18No, we're waiting on you guys.
00:37:19So, don't look now.
00:37:21The psycho bully killer is over there in the woods watching us.
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25He was just talking to us.
00:37:27Where?
00:37:27I don't see him.
00:37:28I said don't look.
00:37:29Where?
00:37:30Oh, shit.
00:37:32Seriously, he was just there.
00:37:34He was just talking to us.
00:37:36He was eyeing me up and down.
00:37:38Yeah, he was over there like 20 seconds ago.
00:37:40He was digging.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:41Are you sure?
00:37:42Yes.
00:37:43Yes.
00:37:44He was right there.
00:37:46Okay, I'm creeped out.
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:37:49Where'd he go?
00:37:50He's not there anymore.
00:37:51Come on.
00:37:52Let's get this train going.
00:37:53No, but he just disappeared.
00:37:55I don't...
00:37:58Bully the vanishing hick.
00:38:02Ah, looks a lot more steep up close.
00:38:06You sure you're ready for this Haiti baby?
00:38:08Oh, yeah.
00:38:09I was born ready.
00:38:11Misha?
00:38:12Last chance?
00:38:13It's a hard pass for me.
00:38:16I told you already.
00:38:17I know better than a challenger.
00:38:18You go get your ass kicked alone.
00:38:20Guys, the light here is so pretty.
00:38:22Let's get our group pick now before the light changes.
00:38:30That's a nice little setup you got going there.
00:38:33Oh, yeah.
00:38:34I love it.
00:38:35So this little thing holds my phone,
00:38:37and I can take pictures or videos with this little thing.
00:38:41It's great.
00:38:42It has something like a 50-yard range.
00:38:47All right, y'all.
00:38:48Come on.
00:38:48Scooching, scrunching over there,
00:38:50and let's just look like we like each other.
00:38:56There's no Wi-Fi out here.
00:38:58How does it work?
00:38:58It's a camera, not a phone.
00:39:00You don't need service for a camera grandpa.
00:39:05Another grandpa crack.
00:39:06Didn't know the extra years were already a fucking problem for you here.
00:39:09All right, on the count of three,
00:39:10let's all say Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:12One, two, three.
00:39:14Hayden's old as hell.
00:39:17The grandpa's going to beat your ass.
00:39:18Oh, snap.
00:39:19Babe, can you grab my stuff,
00:39:20and I'll beat you back at the ranch?
00:39:22I'm going to get you.
00:39:24Cheesy-ass motherfucker.
00:39:34What do you say?
00:39:35Head back?
00:39:37Absolutely.
00:39:48Looks like Bo Lee went out for the afternoon, huh?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51Probably to bury some more bodies.
00:39:55Do you want some more?
00:39:59No.
00:39:59Here, buddy.
00:40:00He's done.
00:40:06Come on.
00:40:07Want to take a walk?
00:40:08Oh, it's cold.
00:40:22So.
00:40:23It's so pretty out here.
00:40:24I know.
00:40:26No, it is.
00:40:27It's really beautiful out here.
00:40:28It's almost like I forgot how not peaceful the city is!
00:40:32I know.
00:40:33It's so different here.
00:40:36I know.
00:40:40But it's cold.
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:43I know.
00:41:05I don't care anymore.
00:41:08I know.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:11We've got to be smart about this, okay?
00:41:13Like you said.
00:41:16Not anymore.
00:41:18I hate it.
00:41:20I hate you living in the house with him.
00:41:22You don't understand.
00:41:24I know.
00:41:24You don't understand.
00:41:25I know.
00:41:27I can't.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:28I know.
00:41:29I know.
00:41:36And it's over.
00:41:38It is.
00:41:40I just haven't told her yet.
00:41:47You're a good person.
00:41:52She is.
00:41:53It doesn't deserve to go down in a shitty way.
00:41:56It's not like you and Aiden.
00:41:57And we just fell out of love as well.
00:42:05You're going to leave her though, right?
00:42:09Yes.
00:42:14You haven't left Hayden yet?
00:42:16She's not.
00:42:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:18That came out the wrong way.
00:42:19Hey, babe.
00:42:20That came out the wrong way.
00:42:21I'm sorry.
00:42:24This is a fucked up situation.
00:42:26Right?
00:42:26Yes.
00:42:28We just got to figure out how to best navigate this.
00:42:30Smartly.
00:42:34Okay.
00:42:40I can't stand the way he treats you.
00:42:45Just cast away what he has.
00:42:48Babe.
00:42:51What he had.
00:42:53What he had.
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55After this weekend.
00:42:58It's you and me.
00:43:02I love you.
00:43:03I love you.
00:43:05I love you so much.
00:43:09I love you so much.
00:43:11All right.
00:43:28Hey.
00:43:30Hey, yo.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32Jesus Christ.
00:43:35Yo, hold up, bro.
00:43:37Hey, man.
00:43:38Listen, that's not what it looked like, all right?
00:43:40It's okay.
00:43:43We cool here?
00:43:46My daddy had a sin.
00:43:49From the Bible, I think.
00:43:56Be sure your sin will find you out.
00:44:02Good boy.
00:44:08I smell fire and brimstone coming for you.
00:44:13Lily.
00:44:14Lily, please.
00:44:15Please don't say anything to my husband.
00:44:18It's complicated.
00:44:21Please don't say anything.
00:44:37I don't know.
00:44:37If it wasn't for this Achilles injury, I might have had you this side.
00:44:40Oh, please.
00:44:41You're going to make excuses now.
00:44:43Achilles injury is no joke.
00:44:45It's like someone with the back of your foot on fire.
00:44:47You guys are.
00:44:49Hey.
00:44:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:51Bo Lee.
00:44:53Where are you going?
00:44:53You don't need to leave on our account.
00:44:56Oh, uh, I mentioned I'm not going to be around tonight.
00:45:00My brother's in town.
00:45:01We'll be staying at the casino.
00:45:03No, you didn't mention it.
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:06Hell, I might have even come back tomorrow.
00:45:09My brother, he's the wild one.
00:45:12You start dipping in that whiskey,
00:45:14we'll be getting all sorts of sin.
00:45:24So, you won.
00:45:25Your wife did, man.
00:45:27She's a machine.
00:45:28She smoked my ass.
00:45:29Yeah, we're going to have to start getting some new people on these trips
00:45:31so I can have some, like, real coffee.
00:45:33What is this shit?
00:45:35Oh, I got to pee.
00:45:52It's not in the car, either.
00:45:55I know it's not in the car, Chris.
00:45:57I put it right back in the bag.
00:45:58It was right next to my suitcase last night.
00:46:00Okay, okay.
00:46:01I'm just trying to help you.
00:46:01I am fucked if it doesn't turn up.
00:46:03It will.
00:46:04It will.
00:46:04It's got to be here somewhere.
00:46:05Shit!
00:46:08Fuck!
00:46:10Anything?
00:46:11Misha hasn't seen it.
00:46:13Shit.
00:46:16How could it just disappear like that?
00:46:18Did you use it today?
00:46:20No, I promised Chris I wouldn't use it until after the hike.
00:46:24Shit.
00:46:30Oh, man.
00:46:31What's up?
00:46:33I'm not accusing him, but...
00:46:36I mean, Bo Lee, when he came to change that light bulb,
00:46:40he could have just walked right in here and then snatched your laptop.
00:46:44Oh, but he never came in here.
00:46:46Look.
00:46:47He could have just walked straight in here and then straight out.
00:46:50We would have never known.
00:46:51You know, you're right, and he had that big bag with him, too.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55So you think he just came in here and grabbed it?
00:46:58He could have came in here when we were on our hike, too, but all of our stuff is still
00:47:01here.
00:47:03Yeah, mine, too, as far as I know.
00:47:07Fucking son of a bitch.
00:47:09Babe, his car's not here.
00:47:10He's not going to answer.
00:47:11Well, then I'm going to go in and take what's mine.
00:47:12That's not a good idea.
00:47:13Nora, listen to me.
00:47:14Stop.
00:47:15Hey, I hear you, but you can't just go breaking into his place.
00:47:18I was just throwing scenarios out up there, okay?
00:47:21We don't know that he took it.
00:47:22Of course he did.
00:47:25Nora, there's nothing we can do right now.
00:47:27He's not home.
00:47:28Let's go have dinner, okay?
00:47:30Then after dinner, we'll come back, and then I'll confront him.
00:47:32No, Chris, what if he's in town now selling my computer?
00:47:35No, but I don't have Bowley's number, okay?
00:47:38But I will call the owner, I'll go on the website, I'll look for an emergency number, and we will
00:47:42track him down.
00:47:44Well, tell them I want to press charges.
00:47:46I don't think that's the right way to do it.
00:47:48I think we should say if he brings it back in one piece, we won't press charges.
00:47:53Otherwise, hey, you're bringing the hammer down.
00:47:55Yeah, there you go.
00:47:56That's smart thinking.
00:47:57Come on, let's get some food.
00:48:02Sorry.
00:48:20All right, so I'm a freshman on varsity, right, at practice.
00:48:24I'm terrified because this guy is not only a senior, he's a captain, and he's a starting running back, right?
00:48:30And I'm playing scout team safety, so I say to myself, I said, listen, I said, Chris, you've got to
00:48:36make a hit on this guy that's going to lay him out, you know, to get the respect of the
00:48:41rest of the team.
00:48:42You know, kind of like when you're in prison, and you pick a fight on the biggest guy so that
00:48:48everyone else knows you're not to be messed with, you know?
00:48:51Yeah, yeah, you know all of this from all your years, you know, behind bars.
00:48:57Yeah, look, I watch enough Locked Up to know that that's a pretty spot-on analogy, am I right?
00:49:02Point is, I read the play.
00:49:05Read the play?
00:49:06No, no, no, you knew the play.
00:49:08You were the third-string running back.
00:49:10Here we go.
00:49:11Well, you just decided to blow the play up.
00:49:12Fucking freshman, right?
00:49:13I will not confirm or deny whether or not I knew which play was coming, but the point is, I
00:49:17did blow it up, because I came running in at 100 miles an hour, but this crazy SOB comes running
00:49:22in at 200 miles an hour, and bam, we have a collision that is heard for miles.
00:49:28The rest of the team, they stop what they're doing to A, go nuts with applause and cheers, and B,
00:49:32to make sure that we're still alive.
00:49:33I take off my helmet, and I run to the wrong sideline, because I have no idea where the hell
00:49:39I am, and this guy sees me running out there, and he yells out to me, he goes, he goes,
00:49:43Hey, freshman, I remember my first tackle.
00:49:48You won't.
00:49:51Wait, have I said this before?
00:49:53Have I talked about this story before?
00:49:54No, man.
00:49:56But what Chris fails to mention is that by the end of the year, he was a starting running back.
00:50:03So, I had to live with losing my job to a freshman.
00:50:06That's not how it went down, was it?
00:50:08Well, I almost forgot.
00:50:11Who's up for some tequila, yeah?
00:50:12Oh, mm-mm.
00:50:13Tequila, yeah?
00:50:14Tequila time, let's do some shots.
00:50:17Doesn't matter what you say, because you're all doing them.
00:50:22Yeah, he likes to drink.
00:50:25Oh, God, I don't think I can turn up a drink.
00:50:28And for today, you deserve all the drinks.
00:50:30Aw.
00:50:32By the way, guys, wanna make a bet?
00:50:35100 to one, he comes back, he's gonna wanna play a drinking game.
00:50:39What is this, high school?
00:50:40I'm gonna get as drunk as possible tonight.
00:50:43That's my plan.
00:50:45Mm-hmm.
00:50:45All right, all right, shot, shot, shot.
00:50:48There you go, ladies.
00:50:50Nice.
00:50:52And one for my man over here.
00:50:56I think that calls for a toast, yeah?
00:50:59To good friends.
00:51:02To good times.
00:51:04To a happy life.
00:51:06But most of all, to my beautiful wife.
00:51:12Cheers.
00:51:13Cheers.
00:51:14Salute.
00:51:16Cheers.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:22Not so bad, actually.
00:51:24Some pretty good stuff, man.
00:51:26Always good stuff, man.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:28It better be good stuff.
00:51:30Cost more than your car payment does.
00:51:32Ooh.
00:51:33Mm.
00:51:35What do you guys think?
00:51:37Drinking game?
00:51:39Told you.
00:51:41I, for one, am not in the mood to be bouncing quarters and throwing ping pong balls.
00:51:47No.
00:51:47Hey, Debbie Downer.
00:51:49We don't have to play a game like that.
00:51:51Why don't we play something a little more grown up?
00:51:53How about truth or dare?
00:51:55Okay, what are we having to sleep over now?
00:51:58Should I get my jammies?
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01Come on, this will take your mind off of things.
00:52:03I know you're upset about what happened today.
00:52:05All right?
00:52:06I called the owners.
00:52:07They're going to try and get a hold of them, and everything's going to be okay.
00:52:11I promise you.
00:52:13Thank you for making the calls.
00:52:15I appreciate that.
00:52:19Okay, good then.
00:52:20Let's play.
00:52:25Oh, yes, girl!
00:52:26Woo!
00:52:28Yeah, girl!
00:52:30Make it go!
00:52:31Make it go!
00:52:32Make it go!
00:52:33Oh!
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40Come on away!
00:52:41Come on away!
00:52:42It's out!
00:52:43It's out!
00:52:46It's out!
00:52:47It's out!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48Oh, that's hot!
00:52:50Wait, hold on.
00:52:52Oh, shut up!
00:52:54Shut up!
00:52:54Shut up!
00:52:55Shoot!
00:52:55Do it!
00:52:56Do it!
00:52:57Do it!
00:52:59Come on, man!
00:52:59Don't do it!
00:53:00Shoot that!
00:53:01Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:53:04Don't you dare kiss me with that mouth!
00:53:08I was 17.
00:53:09Mm-hmm.
00:53:10And I kicked her ass.
00:53:12Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:53:14I never know her.
00:53:16You say that shit!
00:53:19Pull her hair all the way outside of that Mohawk trend.
00:53:22I did that.
00:53:23Pulled that shit out on the side, baby.
00:53:25Truth or dare?
00:53:29Dare.
00:53:30Perfect.
00:53:32I dare you to take that phone out of yours and read your last three text messages out loud.
00:53:38Oh, no.
00:53:39No, no, no, no.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:45Shit.
00:53:48Wow.
00:53:49Of course not.
00:53:50You and that fucking precious phone of yours.
00:53:53Yep.
00:53:54It's my fucking phone.
00:53:55Maybe.
00:53:57I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:53:58I got it.
00:54:01When you two have your little bundle of joy,
00:54:06what do you want it to look like?
00:54:07Neither.
00:54:09We ain't gonna have any.
00:54:11It's not your turn, asshole.
00:54:13I'll have it, buddy.
00:54:15Oh, no.
00:54:17No, you see, it's not.
00:54:19Because Mrs. Under fucking 21 here, she's incapable.
00:54:25You know what?
00:54:27You always fail to mention.
00:54:30Is that his fucking sperm count is as low as a fucking corpse, you fucking old man.
00:54:39What the fuck?
00:54:40Well, science seemed to say otherwise when my ex-girlfriend got pregnant.
00:54:45You wanna go down that road about what happened?
00:54:48Okay.
00:54:49Okay.
00:54:49About what happened to your girlfriend.
00:54:51You don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:52I'm so sorry.
00:54:53No, you don't wanna go down that road.
00:54:54We know what happened to you.
00:54:55That's my fault.
00:54:56Fucking girlfriend after you left her.
00:54:58I should not have asked that.
00:54:59That's my fault.
00:55:00I should not have asked that.
00:55:01No.
00:55:01That was an insensitive question.
00:55:03I'm sorry.
00:55:04Let's do another question.
00:55:06He's right.
00:55:07Let's do another question.
00:55:07But first, I just wanna make it clear.
00:55:10The reason that I left was because I think the decision to have a child should be between
00:55:16two people.
00:55:16Not just the woman.
00:55:17Not just the woman.
00:55:19It is between two people, you motherfuckers.
00:55:22You can't force me to have a child.
00:55:24And you never took me into consideration.
00:55:27Who said you get to decide?
00:55:28You're forcing me all the time.
00:55:31Jesus Christ.
00:55:31You are so fucking dramatic.
00:55:34Calm down.
00:55:35Go fuck yourself.
00:55:37Why don't you go have a cigarette whiskey, dick?
00:55:42Drink up.
00:55:43That'll fix it.
00:55:45Fucking hypocrite.
00:55:46Your hypocrisy is fucking endless.
00:55:49Fuck the heck.
00:55:51Fuck you.
00:55:55That'd be a fucking mistake.
00:55:57Oh.
00:55:58Jesus Christ.
00:56:00Shit, man.
00:56:02Wow.
00:56:05I think I'm drunker than I thought.
00:56:10Chris just starts smoking again like he never quit.
00:56:16Shit.
00:56:16Shit.
00:56:16I gotta get that computer back.
00:56:20Oh, shit.
00:56:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:21Shit.
00:56:22I got the spins, man.
00:56:24You got the spins?
00:56:26What are you getting soft on me, big guy?
00:56:28Jesus.
00:56:29Hey.
00:56:31Whoa.
00:56:32Hey, buddy.
00:56:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:36Jesus Christ.
00:56:39Hey, come on, big fella.
00:56:41Come on, big fella.
00:56:42Come on, big fella.
00:56:43Let's get you up.
00:56:45Let's get you up and walk this off.
00:56:47Oh, if I could do shots anymore.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50But Chris thinks I should just leave it alone.
00:56:53Don't listen to me.
00:56:53And I'm like, I really need it.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:55I really need it.
00:56:56What?
00:56:57I gotta do something, right?
00:56:58Hold on a second.
00:57:00What?
00:57:01What the hell?
00:57:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:57:03Girl.
00:57:04Girl, what's wrong with you?
00:57:05No, I'm good.
00:57:06You all right?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:14Why are you...
00:57:16That's not cool, man.
00:57:18You get so aggressive.
00:57:21Misha, you shouldn't get...
00:57:23It happens.
00:57:25It happens.
00:57:27Too much.
00:57:27I'm fine.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29I'm good.
00:57:29I'm gonna get you some water.
00:57:31No, I'm good.
00:57:32I'll be right back.
00:57:33I'm fine.
00:57:34I'm fine.
00:57:36It's mean.
00:57:36You get mean.
00:57:37Why you get mean?
00:57:39Hey.
00:57:41I might lighten up on her a little bit if she wasn't fucking someone else.
00:57:48What are you talking about, man?
00:57:49What am I talking about?
00:57:50You guys have so much history for you that never...
00:57:54It's just history.
00:57:55History?
00:57:58What's that old saying, buddy?
00:58:00History is just a pack of lies agreed upon.
00:58:05I don't know.
00:58:07Where's my trunk?
00:58:09My hood?
00:58:10What the fuck?
00:58:11What?
00:58:13Where do you put...
00:58:15Garbage.
00:58:17Where's the garbage?
00:58:22Where's the garbage?
00:58:28Fuck.
00:58:28It's Paul Lee.
00:58:31Fuck your fuck!
00:58:35You know, I really shouldn't be that surprised about Misha.
00:58:40Because they say 50% of relationships, somebody is having an affair.
00:58:52Challen...
00:58:54Challen...
00:58:55Challen...
00:58:56No. Cheating, lying, those aren't challenges.
00:59:03They are reasons to fucking end shit.
00:59:26Come on!
00:59:57Apology not. Accepted.
01:00:39Come on!
01:01:02All right, girl. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:01:05Come on, come on.
01:01:08Yes, it's okay. It's okay.
01:01:14Wake up.
01:01:17Is she that way, Sid?
01:01:20No, I think it's more than that.
01:01:21I think it might be alcohol poisoning.
01:01:24Okay, we need to lay her down. Come on.
01:01:27Actually, I got an idea.
01:01:30All right.
01:01:32Are you sure?
01:01:33Oh, shit.
01:01:37How am I?
01:01:38I'm just sleeping.
01:01:39Mm-hmm.
01:01:41Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
01:01:43I see you.
01:01:44Come on. Come on, girl.
01:01:47Dude, what's that?
01:01:49Oh.
01:01:52This?
01:01:53This is a delicious vodka soda.
01:01:55I'm okay.
01:01:56She's gonna be fine.
01:01:58Trust me.
01:01:59Okay.
01:02:00Shit.
01:02:01Where is Chris?
01:02:04Chris is outside still.
01:02:05Must be a, uh, two-cigarette kind of night.
01:02:10Uh, okay.
01:02:11Well, are you gonna help me or what?
01:02:13Or do I need to go get Chris?
01:02:17She's fine.
01:02:23What is that supposed to be?
01:02:26Are you doing drugs now, too?
01:02:28Is that what's going on?
01:02:29That's why you're acting so weird?
01:02:31Me?
01:02:32No, I'm not doing drugs, but my beautiful wife, well, hi.
01:02:41Wait, she's doing drugs now, too?
01:02:43Well.
01:02:44Is she mixing drugs and alcohol?
01:02:46Not knowingly, but I put some in her drink.
01:02:52You know, when I was making them in the other room, and then I just brought them out here.
01:02:55I put it in Chris's drink, too.
01:02:57Makes it a lot less painful that way.
01:02:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:01See, I, I didn't put anything in your drink, but it's gonna be more painful.
01:03:08Oh!
01:03:48Good evening.
01:03:50You know, a lot has happened since you took your little tiger snooze.
01:04:08You got a gag in.
01:04:12My bad.
01:04:15Listen, I will make you a deal.
01:04:18If you promise not to scream, I will remove the gag.
01:04:23But I am asking you for my sanity.
01:04:28I'm asking you not to scream.
01:04:31And more importantly, I want to explain to you what's going on here.
01:04:36Okay?
01:04:38So nod your head yes.
01:04:41Yeah.
01:04:43That's my good girl.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:51That's my good girl.
01:04:52It's pretty clear you're insane.
01:04:56Where's Chris?
01:04:57Chris!
01:04:59Anisha!
01:05:02Did you hurt Chris?
01:05:04Define hurt.
01:05:08Just tell me.
01:05:09I'll fuck him with you.
01:05:11Yeah, I hurt him.
01:05:13I hurt him real bad.
01:05:15I hurt him so bad, he died, actually.
01:05:18Oh.
01:05:19Oh, God.
01:05:20Oh, please, God.
01:05:22You're fucking going straight to hell, you piece of shit.
01:05:25You haven't even let me explain to you yet what's going on.
01:05:29Once I do, you might change your mind about some things.
01:05:32Anisha was so sick.
01:05:34You drugged her.
01:05:36Did you kill her, too?
01:05:37No, I didn't kill her.
01:05:40She's out there.
01:05:41She's with Chris.
01:05:44Yeah.
01:05:46And that, that is the key phrase.
01:05:50The key phrase is with Chris.
01:05:55You see, your husband, my best friend, was fucking my wife.
01:06:03And I could almost deal with that.
01:06:04The cheating, the sex.
01:06:09But it's the lying.
01:06:11It's the lying to my face like I am a fucking idiot.
01:06:18So you killed my husband.
01:06:21And your wife.
01:06:23You killed two people.
01:06:25For what?
01:06:27For your fucking ego?
01:06:33You just ruined your life, too.
01:06:35We all lose.
01:06:37You should be thanking me because he was disrespecting you, too.
01:06:41He was making you look stupid.
01:06:43Fuck you.
01:06:44Fuck me.
01:06:45Fuck them.
01:06:46Fuck them for cheating.
01:06:48Fuck them for ruining friendships, for ruining marriages,
01:06:52for ruining our lives when our backs were turned.
01:06:55I knew.
01:06:58I knew.
01:07:01What?
01:07:02Bullshit.
01:07:03Of course I knew.
01:07:05Chris can't even hide a cigarette behind my back without me knowing.
01:07:09You think he can hide an affair?
01:07:12I was going to fight, no matter what the consequence.
01:07:17But the consequence did not include murder.
01:07:21Because unlike you, I'm not willing to throw my life away.
01:07:28Because someone disrespected me who didn't even love me anymore.
01:07:40Oh, Nora, I got more bad news for you.
01:07:44I'm not throwing away my life.
01:07:47And I'm sure as shit not going to prison.
01:08:07How'd you get that on my phone?
01:08:11I mean, you do know someone has to take the fall for this messy situation.
01:08:17And it sure as hell ain't going to be me.
01:08:20That gadget you have, man, that thing really comes in handy.
01:08:23But you should really be more careful when you're putting in your code.
01:08:27Because you never know who might be looking over your shoulder.
01:08:33If you think that little fake video is going to clear all this up,
01:08:38then you really are insane.
01:08:42Of course not.
01:08:45That's why I had to borrow something else from you.
01:08:49Hang tight.
01:09:19Bo Lee didn't snag your computer
01:09:22I did
01:09:23And doing all kinds of crazy shit on here recently
01:09:27I mean this thing contains the ramblings of a woman scorned
01:09:31I had a lot of time to plot your wonderful revenge
01:09:35Yeah
01:09:36And now I needed to add some stuff out here so the timestamp matched
01:09:40But you realize your computer went missing before I could sneak it back in here to you
01:09:46Yeah well
01:09:47Actually
01:09:48This is my favorite part
01:09:50It's a little bit corny but I just love it
01:09:55It's this
01:09:57It's this
01:09:58You recognize it?
01:10:00You recognize it?
01:10:02Huh?
01:10:03It's your wedding knife
01:10:04You use it to cut the cake
01:10:06For the cake ceremony
01:10:08I thought it was brilliant
01:10:10I mean
01:10:11It really shows your state of mind
01:10:14Now you're using it as the murder weapon
01:10:16You naughty girl
01:10:19Naughty girl
01:10:21And what are you gonna do when Bo Lee comes back?
01:10:23Huh?
01:10:24Or have you thought about that?
01:10:27I did
01:10:29It actually works out perfect
01:10:31Him leaving for the night
01:10:33I can finish you off
01:10:35And make as much noise as I want to
01:10:39And then when I'm done
01:10:41I take this
01:10:43Just jab it through my glove handle
01:10:45Maybe add a few little rope burns
01:10:49Play dead
01:10:51Bo Lee shows up
01:10:53Sees me on the ground half dead
01:10:56And I dazzle him
01:10:57With my amazing story about how I fought you off
01:11:01In your murderous rampage
01:11:05Bo Lee
01:11:06That simple motherfucker
01:11:08He's gonna become the MVP of this story
01:11:10My star witness
01:11:17See that?
01:11:19That's the answer to your other question
01:11:23Is me for dead?
01:11:29I wouldn't mind you
01:11:30Misha's not if I were you
01:11:36No
01:11:37Hayden
01:11:38You don't have to do
01:11:39Hayden don't
01:11:39You don't have to do this
01:11:41You don't have to do it
01:11:42Shh
01:11:43I'll just be a minute
01:11:46Oh god
01:11:47Oh god
01:11:50Oh shit
01:11:51No
01:11:52No
01:11:52No
01:11:54No
01:11:55No
01:11:55No
01:11:56No
01:12:04That's it
01:12:05No
01:12:07No
01:12:07No
01:12:09No
01:12:11No
01:12:21No
01:12:22No
01:12:22No
01:12:42Come on
01:12:43I'm not coming
01:12:46I'm not coming
01:12:50No
01:12:52I.
01:12:55I.
01:12:56I.
01:12:59I.
01:13:01You.
01:13:03Oh, my.
01:13:08I.
01:13:09I.
01:13:21I don't know.
01:13:47Nora, I'm sorry that you have to die and that you have to take the blame for all of this.
01:13:58Life's unpredictable that way.
01:14:01I mean, sometimes we are tested and we prevail.
01:14:08And sometimes we are just too broken.
01:14:15But it's the ending.
01:14:18The ending we're never prepared for.
01:14:27And this is how yours ends.
01:14:30Brendan, please.
01:14:33That's why I wanted to work on our marriage.
01:14:35Because, for the baby.
01:14:49Did Chris know?
01:14:52No.
01:14:59Frank.
01:15:26Well, at least you spared him that sorrow.
01:15:53This is their fire.
01:15:57This is on them.
01:15:58This is not you.
01:15:59Right?
01:16:01Right.
01:16:03They put me in this position.
01:16:06Right?
01:16:06They put me in this position.
01:16:08Not me.
01:16:09This is on them.
01:16:10This is offence.
01:16:11I'm revenge for this!
01:16:12This is our fault.
01:16:13This is our fault there.
01:16:15This is ours.
01:16:37Clever girl.
01:16:58You killed Chris and you killed Mita and then I had Henry and I told you this pain was no
01:17:05joke.
01:17:28Get me in my weak spot, now I gotta hurt you.
01:17:41No!
01:17:47No!
01:17:53No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:17:55No!
01:18:01No!
01:18:09No!
01:18:14No!
01:18:15No!
01:18:19No!
01:18:20Paulie!
01:18:20Paulie!
01:18:29Paulie!
01:18:41Paulie!
01:18:46Paulie!
01:19:11Paulie!
01:19:12Shit!
01:19:14Goddammit!
01:19:20Goddammit!
01:19:41Goddammit!
01:19:49Goddammit!
01:20:02Goddammit!
01:20:11Goddammit!
01:20:15Goddammit!
01:20:26Goddammit!
01:20:29Goddammit!
01:20:31Goddammit!
01:20:34Goddammit!
01:20:36Goddammit!
01:20:38Goddammit!
01:20:41Goddammit!
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:21:309-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:21:31Yes, please. Hello. I've been attacked by a man and he killed my husband and he killed his wife.
01:21:38No, I don't know.
01:21:42No!
01:21:44No!
01:21:45No!
01:22:21Oh, thank God.
01:22:23Oh, thank God.
01:22:35Just die the way, bitch!
01:23:12Oh, my God!
01:23:24Just hear me out.
01:23:25Just listen to me.
01:23:28You might want to step aside.
01:23:49Just hear me out.
01:24:33I decided to come home early.
01:24:35Good thing, huh?
01:24:38Calvary's on the way.
01:24:40You're okay now.
01:25:14You're okay now.
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