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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy
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00:00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind
00:00:06a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:22Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:27Look orphan boy so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36We need your help Angie could have handled this by myself you're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:58That was underground fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan
00:01:06Smash-off
00:01:07Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:15Oh
00:01:19Hey Jack sons up toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:23Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say for any of you losers thinking
00:01:28of settling scores
00:01:29How's your chance?
00:01:33Good fucking
00:01:34Good luck
00:01:39Someday soon golden boy
00:01:42This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:56Hey kid how you doing? Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present
00:02:02Really?
00:02:03Yeah, come on
00:02:04You remember my birthday?
00:02:06Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:09Open up boys
00:02:18There you go kid happy birthday
00:02:20You know
00:02:21I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy. You know that bitch?
00:02:23No, you won't
00:02:25No, you won't
00:02:25I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:28You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:30Hmm?
00:02:31Is that why you're here Vic? To fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:40Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:46What the hell Vic?
00:02:50What the hell Vic?
00:02:52Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:56Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:58Come on, big
00:02:59I'm not going anywhere with you
00:03:00Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:03It's not life, he's the help
00:03:05I swear to God
00:03:06Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:14That's funny, that's funny
00:03:18Excuse me
00:03:20Hey
00:03:25I'm sorry
00:03:32What a jerk
00:03:32Did he hurt you?
00:03:34What the hell Angie?
00:03:35How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:37I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:40After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:43Angie
00:03:47Get your shit together Jack
00:03:49You don't have any real friends
00:03:51They think you're all weak
00:03:53You can hinge
00:03:54Frank Venom, Paxton Whitlock
00:03:56On tonight's win
00:03:57Clutching
00:04:01I'm gonna show them all
00:04:02I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:04:04Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:09You really shouldn't do that in the dark
00:04:13And...
00:04:13Told you
00:04:18Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:21Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:23I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:28Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:30He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:33Good to meet you though
00:04:38You...
00:04:39You need a new mop?
00:04:41You don't know who I am?
00:04:42Who?
00:04:43Am I supposed to?
00:04:45You're...
00:04:45A janitor?
00:04:46I can't believe it
00:04:47I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:48He forgot me
00:04:49Good...
00:04:51Luck
00:04:51I should interview more often
00:04:54Camera
00:04:54It makes my job up
00:04:56He hasn't changed at all
00:04:57He's still obsessed with himself
00:04:59Oh my god
00:05:01Paxton
00:05:03Angie?
00:05:04Hey
00:05:04How are you doing?
00:05:05How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:07How have you been?
00:05:08I haven't seen you since college
00:05:09Broke some records
00:05:10Broke some hearts
00:05:11You know how it is
00:05:12God, you look amazing
00:05:14Thank you
00:05:15By the way
00:05:15Have you seen your dad?
00:05:20All right
00:05:20Gym bunnies and gym rats
00:05:22Listen up
00:05:22Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:27Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:31As a welcome
00:05:32We're gonna have ourselves a little competition
00:05:35Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:38I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight
00:05:46This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:48Let's get it on
00:05:49Come on
00:06:09You're next
00:06:11He's challenging me?
00:06:12Does he remember who I am?
00:06:14Looks like you're up, Todd
00:06:17Paxton
00:06:17Hey
00:06:19Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:20I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:23Winner
00:06:23Gets Enzo's sponsorship
00:06:25The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:29What?
00:06:29What's so funny?
00:06:34You're a twig, man
00:06:36I'd destroy you
00:06:37Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:39And go wash my gym shorts
00:06:40See?
00:06:41I left them in the locker room on the floor
00:06:43Cause
00:06:43I know what we like to eat
00:06:47All right, all right, come on
00:06:49Jack, cut it out
00:06:51Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:54And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
00:06:56You apologize right now or you're fired, boy
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:07:01Did you say
00:07:02Jack?
00:07:03So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:07And
00:07:07Doesn't ring a bell
00:07:10You're dead!
00:07:12Oh yeah
00:07:13And uh
00:07:14How do you plan on killing me?
00:07:15You scrawny nobody
00:07:16No!
00:07:20No!
00:07:21No!
00:07:21No!
00:07:22No!
00:07:22No!
00:07:23No!
00:07:32You want me?
00:07:33Come and get me
00:07:41Careful there
00:07:42You might tire yourself out
00:07:44Shut up
00:07:49I thought you hit harder than me
00:07:51Oh
00:07:52Oh
00:07:52You asked for it, urinal cake
00:08:01Vic
00:08:06Vic
00:08:07Vic
00:08:08You're a rat turning me down, Ange
00:08:10Vic Michelson always gets what he wants
00:08:15What do you say, Ange?
00:08:17What do you say, Ange?
00:08:18Are you gonna make an answer, man?
00:08:19Are you?
00:08:22What are you doing?
00:08:23Go out there!
00:08:30I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
00:08:33I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:37Help!
00:08:38I mean a tax!
00:08:39Angie?
00:08:43My fierce, sweet, beautiful Angie
00:08:46What happened?
00:08:47Who did this to you?
00:08:48It was those fucking rat rooms
00:08:52What are you doing laying around?
00:08:54Go after them!
00:08:56What happened?
00:08:59It was Vic
00:09:00He's a monster
00:09:02Vic
00:09:03My chief investor?
00:09:08Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:10Vic's men
00:09:11I knew he was creepy, but
00:09:12I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:13Sometimes, uh
00:09:15A jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:17There's just
00:09:17More jerk underneath
00:09:19Guess you'd know all about that
00:09:20You wanna go another round?
00:09:22I don't see why not
00:09:25Boys!
00:09:27Hey Jack
00:09:28From this day forward
00:09:29You're no longer my janitor
00:09:31What?
00:09:33Are you firing me?
00:09:35Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:37What?
00:09:38No knucklehead!
00:09:39I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:41Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:45Jack
00:09:45Taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:48Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:49No, you can't do that
00:09:50I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:51I won that fight
00:09:52Just settle down over there
00:09:54Just settle down over there
00:09:54There's nothing in the rules says
00:09:55A gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:57I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:10:01Plus think about it
00:10:03The rags to riches story
00:10:04A once humble orphan janitor
00:10:07Now with a shot at the title
00:10:09He's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:11What about me?
00:10:12You're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:14And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:21Okay
00:10:23I'll do it
00:10:24So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:28Try it punk
00:10:30Hey boys
00:10:31I got a paper to ask
00:10:32I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:35Would either of you be interested?
00:10:37It'd be an honor
00:10:37I won't let you down
00:10:40That's perfect
00:10:41You're both hired
00:10:43Both of us
00:10:46We are gonna be one, big, happy family
00:10:53She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:54You're teaching her nonsense
00:10:55What are you two doing?
00:10:58Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff
00:11:00She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:11:01Stop swinging your dicks around
00:11:04And talk
00:11:05Like functioning dolls
00:11:09Okay
00:11:10I studied for years
00:11:11At the world's top institutions
00:11:13With the best teachers money can buy
00:11:14You wanna learn to fight, right?
00:11:16So, let me teach you
00:11:17The right way
00:11:19Well reasoned
00:11:20Jack?
00:11:21She wants to learn self defense
00:11:22Not professional fighting
00:11:23You idiot
00:11:24Hey!
00:11:24Don't
00:11:27Okay
00:11:28It doesn't really make sense
00:11:30The style we're teaching her
00:11:31You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:33Jack's right
00:11:36So go on
00:11:37Teach me
00:11:38You're my trainers, right?
00:11:40So give me a demonstration
00:11:50Alright, I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:52And it's gonna come in handy
00:11:53When you face a larger opponent
00:11:55As a woman
00:11:56You know, I'm sure
00:11:57They pin your hands down
00:11:58So
00:12:04Don't make it a whole thing now
00:12:12Alright, Angie, so when we're in this position
00:12:14What you're gonna wanna do is
00:12:15You're gonna wanna go
00:12:16What is going on here?
00:12:19What is going on here?
00:12:21We were just
00:12:23We were just
00:12:23You know what?
00:12:24I don't wanna know
00:12:26I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today
00:12:29Here's 500 bucks
00:12:31Paxton
00:12:31Take him across town to the tournament HQ
00:12:34Show him how to sign up
00:12:36Right away, sir
00:12:40Snoozy lose, my boy
00:12:41Hey
00:12:42So
00:12:44I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time
00:12:48Maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:50At 7pm
00:12:52At the pre-tournament investors banquet
00:12:57Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training
00:13:01That's not why I'm asking you to come
00:13:05Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:09Yo!
00:13:10Let's go!
00:13:13I'll be there
00:13:15Don't be late
00:13:17Look man
00:13:19I don't like you
00:13:20And you don't like me
00:13:21We've established that, okay?
00:13:22So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible
00:13:24Why?
00:13:25What's the hurry?
00:13:26You got a date or something?
00:13:28With Angie?
00:13:30Get out of town
00:13:31Sounds like you're jealous
00:13:32Jealous?
00:13:33Dude, been there, done that
00:13:35You know I'm not really into re-getting leftovers
00:13:38He used to date Angie?
00:13:40And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:43I will not
00:13:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:47That's the entrance for veteran fighters
00:13:48Alright, where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:53What?
00:13:54It's locked
00:13:59Eventually?
00:14:00My date with Angie's at 7, I'm gonna miss it
00:14:03And...
00:14:03Bump
00:14:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey Luigi, look at the fart blew it
00:14:20Hey man, I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:22You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:24You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:26You look like a little boy
00:14:27Are you making fun of me?
00:14:29Duh!
00:14:30You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:33Booyah!
00:14:34We, uh, improve his luck a little bit
00:14:38Oh!
00:14:39What the?
00:14:41That's it!
00:14:45Whoa!
00:14:46Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:48I don't need a tournament
00:14:49To frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' feces
00:14:53How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:55Yo!
00:14:55Your back pocket
00:14:56Huh?
00:14:56Yeah
00:14:57Fuck
00:14:58Oh shit
00:15:06Wait!
00:15:08Wait!
00:15:16I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:22Enzo
00:15:24Maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:25He'll understand, right?
00:15:27You're fired!
00:15:28And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:32That's a bad idea
00:15:34Angie
00:15:35Maybe show up the money
00:15:38What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:41I deserve someone hotter
00:15:42Richer
00:15:43And better
00:15:44Than you
00:15:45Yo!
00:15:47You lookin' for me?
00:15:54Oh!
00:15:59Jesus, man!
00:16:00What the fuck?
00:16:01That's a strong reaction
00:16:02Been lookin' for you
00:16:04What's wrong?
00:16:05I might have lost my money
00:16:07Oh!
00:16:07You what?
00:16:10Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:11It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:12I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'
00:16:14Wow, what an all over twist, right?
00:16:16Alright, I'll take pity on you
00:16:18How much you need?
00:16:18I don't need your money, man
00:16:20I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:21I don't need a frickin' hand out from you
00:16:23Alright?
00:16:24Whatever you say, dawg
00:16:27Think Jack
00:16:28Think
00:16:28Think
00:16:29That kid
00:16:29Kinda reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:34There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:44He really is just like me
00:16:47Listen
00:16:47My parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:51They said we can find the kid at
00:16:53Oh!
00:16:55Nice job
00:16:58Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:16:59Let's beat that job
00:17:02Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:17:03Let's beat that job
00:17:04Wait, we can't
00:17:05He's just a kid, we can't beat him up
00:17:07He's a thief
00:17:09He doesn't want one
00:17:12Just like I was
00:17:15He's probably an orphan too, homeless
00:17:19He needs the money more than I do
00:17:22Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:30Let him keep it
00:17:32Honestly, yeah
00:17:33He reminds me of someone
00:17:36I've left
00:17:37That part of me way behind
00:17:40Has...
00:17:40Paxton...
00:17:41Changed?
00:17:46Besides, man
00:17:47Beatin' up homeless kids was so
00:17:5010 years ago for me
00:17:51Got better shit to do now
00:17:52Much better shit to do
00:17:54Than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:56Right?
00:17:57Welp!
00:17:58I'm about to dip
00:18:00By the way
00:18:01Don't you have that date?
00:18:06Shit!
00:18:07I still need to register
00:18:10No, no, no, no, wait
00:18:11Please
00:18:13I need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:15Here
00:18:15I know it's not enough money
00:18:16Look, baby, save it
00:18:18We've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:19But I was here the whole time you were on break
00:18:21I was waiting outside
00:18:22You can't close now
00:18:23It's out of my hands
00:18:24I sought the last few vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:31Shit
00:18:32Not those guys again
00:18:33Hey!
00:18:35Wait up
00:18:37Look who it is
00:18:39Shake-covered stick man
00:18:42So what do you want?
00:18:43A challenge
00:18:44If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers
00:18:48What if you lose, huh?
00:18:50What could you even offer?
00:18:52Why don't you come find me?
00:19:03Why don't you come find me?
00:19:16I can be Paxton Whitlock
00:19:23Hello? Angie?
00:19:24Where are you, Jack?
00:19:26Vic is here and I need your help
00:19:31I'm going
00:19:33Stay right there
00:19:43Angie!
00:19:46There you are
00:19:47I'm sorry
00:19:48You left me waiting
00:19:51You look beautiful
00:19:53I got caught up at the tournament sign ups and you know
00:19:57Bunch of crazy shit but
00:20:00Where the hell is Vic?
00:20:01It's alright now
00:20:02Did he touch you?
00:20:03He got scared off
00:20:04Did he hurt you?
00:20:05It's fine
00:20:07He got scared off
00:20:08Bye
00:20:09Sure?
00:20:10You want me to wear this?
00:20:11I mean red is so not my color
00:20:16Oh hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:18Thanks
00:20:19What is he doing here?
00:20:22I thought this was our date Angie
00:20:25Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:27Oh
00:20:30I'm so sorry Jack
00:20:31It's just that with it being the investors banquet
00:20:33I just wanted some protection in case Vic tried something tonight
00:20:36And so when you were late I called Paxton
00:20:39No need to explain Angie
00:20:40It's alright
00:20:41It's clear of the two of us I'm just
00:20:43I'm the more reliable
00:20:47It's fine, right?
00:20:48Everything is fine
00:20:49Double the date is double the protection, right?
00:20:54And double the fun
00:20:55So?
00:20:57What do you say?
00:21:00Yeah, fine
00:21:02As you wish
00:21:04Alright, go on
00:21:09Here
00:21:10Use the shed to change
00:21:13Meet you in the ballroom after
00:21:14Yes, ma'am
00:21:19You are such a kiss-ass
00:21:21I think she likes it
00:21:23No, she likes me, man
00:21:32Briefs?
00:21:33What? What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:34I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:38What do you wear? Baggy boxers?
00:21:47He does wear baggy boxers
00:21:48You know, man
00:21:49You knew this was me and Angie's date
00:21:51And yet you still showed up
00:21:53Yeah, well
00:21:54It's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:57Look, dude
00:21:59If you wanna be a little bitch about it
00:22:00I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance
00:22:03Right now
00:22:04Right now?
00:22:05She'd never dance with you
00:22:07You think so?
00:22:08We used to dance a lot back in college
00:22:11If you forgot
00:22:12We used to love dancing
00:22:15Real
00:22:18Dirty
00:22:20Dirty dancing
00:22:23Hey! Give me back my pants!
00:22:25Hey! Give me back my
00:22:29Pants
00:22:32Pants
00:22:36Shit!
00:22:37What should I do now?
00:22:54What are you wearing?
00:22:56I can explain
00:22:57Wow! Where did you get that outfit?
00:23:00On clearance from the dumpster store or?
00:23:03Well, I think it's perfect
00:23:05Thanks, Angie
00:23:07I couldn't agree more, sweetheart
00:23:09Tell us the whole story in one look
00:23:12Rags to riches
00:23:13Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:16We're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:21Alright, you guys stay put
00:23:23I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes
00:23:26You look beautiful, baby
00:23:28Aw, thanks, guys
00:23:33Angie Bianchi
00:23:35No, he's about to make a move
00:23:37May I have this dance?
00:23:44Wow, um...
00:23:45Angie, before you decide anything
00:23:46Just know that Paxton is an animal
00:23:48Who's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:50And I'm like...
00:23:52You were both my dates, right?
00:23:55And I guess I'll just have to dance with both of you
00:24:01Everybody needs somebody
00:24:04And you're the one I want
00:24:07Feels like a miracle
00:24:11Feels like a miracle
00:24:13Feels like a miracle
00:24:17Feels like a miracle
00:24:22When I'm with you
00:24:29Everybody
00:24:30Move your body
00:24:32Hold me close
00:24:34Enjoy the party
00:24:36Jack, come on
00:24:37No! Wait, what are you doing, man?
00:24:40Come on, come on, let's go!
00:24:44What was that?
00:24:45I was just feeling the moment
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me
00:24:51What?
00:24:52Angie, I've cared for you, you know that
00:24:54Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:56I want you to stop bullying, Jack
00:24:58There was a full suit in the back I gave him
00:25:01Where's the pants?
00:25:04Angie, you f***ed up
00:25:06I miss him
00:25:16How you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:18Mind if I take a turn in my dance floor
00:25:19Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:22Let's go on here
00:25:24Alright Jack, this is Cynthia
00:25:26He's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee
00:25:28This is the man I've been telling you about
00:25:31The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:34Come on Jack, introduce yourself
00:25:35Hi, it's good to have you here
00:25:37He smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:42I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper
00:25:47Alright, now hold on, Jack's a great fighter
00:25:49He might even take on Paxton one day
00:25:53This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:57That would be a brand image disaster
00:26:01This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:26:04The public life is for the rich
00:26:12Hey!
00:26:12You think you could be our friend?
00:26:14You don't belong with us
00:26:18Cynthia, he's a good fighter, he's a good kid
00:26:23Hey man
00:26:24Hey, so this is off, man
00:26:33Maybe they're alright about me
00:26:35I don't belong here
00:26:38I don't belong anywhere
00:26:45I don't belong here
00:26:45Geez, grab the fucking girl, come on!
00:26:47Help! Help! Somebody help me! Help!
00:26:50Angie?
00:26:56Jackie, my boy!
00:26:58How you doing, kid?
00:27:00I hope you already ate since I...
00:27:02You know, I ran out of dog food
00:27:07What's so funny?
00:27:08Oh, Paxton
00:27:10Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke
00:27:13He says that little janitor that he's been carting around
00:27:16Has what it takes to beat you
00:27:18Yeah, I don't know about all that
00:27:20But I'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:22He's got more drive and follow through in his right hook
00:27:25Than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life
00:27:28Paxton?
00:27:29I never...
00:27:30If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me
00:27:33I'm the best in the world
00:27:35I determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:37So believe me when I say that that kid
00:27:40There is no one else like him
00:27:45What do you want with Angie?
00:27:47Is it obvious?
00:27:49I'm gonna take it to City Hall and I'm gonna marry you
00:27:53Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
00:27:55Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:57You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:28:01I'm up the floor with two guys earlier
00:28:03What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:05Three?
00:28:06Yeah, three more times, huh?
00:28:09This guy's funny
00:28:10Make sure to write that in your obituary
00:28:12Get this motherfucker, now!
00:28:14Let's go
00:28:20Alright, what's two more times?
00:28:25Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:27Cynthia could've been our windfall investor
00:28:30Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:31Me?
00:28:32I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament
00:28:36You should be thanking me
00:28:37Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:41Okay, okay, enough, enough
00:28:43Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyone?
00:28:50I'm done
00:28:50Oh, my God
00:28:54Angie, you alright in there?
00:28:56It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine
00:28:59What a great performance
00:29:01But let's get real
00:29:03You're alone
00:29:05And you ain't invincible
00:29:09We'll see what's up there
00:29:18Where's Angie?
00:29:19She's in the trunk, man, I got this
00:29:21Hey, shut up, I need you on my six
00:29:34Angie!
00:29:35Hey, boys
00:29:37Care to give me a hand?
00:29:39Sure
00:29:43I think a thank you is in order
00:29:45If you two had actually protected me
00:29:48Like I hired you to do instead of pickering all night
00:29:51We could've avoided this a little less
00:29:53But yeah, thanks
00:29:58I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:59Wake the fuck up!
00:30:09It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:30:12Until next time
00:30:20It's your beer?
00:30:31Look, she's right, you know, Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:30:37No, man
00:30:39But what about all the-
00:30:40We got a tournament to fight
00:30:41All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:44Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats
00:30:48What do you say?
00:30:50Deal?
00:30:52Truce
00:30:53I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:57We'll get our fight
00:30:59In time
00:31:02Okay
00:31:02Okay
00:31:03I got money to spend
00:31:04A janitor
00:31:05That needs to be taken out with the fucking trash
00:31:07It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:13All right, you ready?
00:31:14Mm-hmm
00:31:15Okay
00:31:16Is that too hard?
00:31:17No, I'm fine
00:31:19What?
00:31:20Not some fragile princess
00:31:22I got stamina
00:31:25Wait
00:31:25Is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:30Oh God
00:31:30Am I flirting back?
00:31:33Angie's off-limits for the both of us
00:31:35Until the tournament is over
00:31:37We're good
00:31:38Where are you going?
00:31:39All right, I need to take a shower
00:31:43Bye
00:31:52Well, that didn't work
00:31:55What it is, huh?
00:31:58It's so good
00:32:04What's going on?
00:32:05Tournament announced the first round of fights
00:32:08You ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:32:11I hope it's him
00:32:13Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:32:16And the unlucky Paxton is...
00:32:19Hehehe
00:32:24what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon dude you're fighting andre giganti
00:32:32wait wait who's andre pack it up andre looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:42most people that get in the ring with andre giganti don't come out alive
00:32:47come off of it man you're just trying to scare me it's got to be myth
00:32:55right well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:33:04i go to the spa
00:33:09i've never been to one you know
00:33:18you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that
00:33:21you're gonna get heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh
00:33:27okay well it's your funeral
00:33:32finally
00:33:37paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air so annoying
00:33:45and you are andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see andre giganti is the last man you'll ever
00:33:53see no no no
00:34:03man spa day was a good idea oh thanks
00:34:07you know i i think jack's really enjoying himself who knows with that guy where is he by the way
00:34:14he's uh
00:34:18he's sweating it out in the sauna believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there
00:34:23put it weirdo right i hate to admit paxton is right
00:34:31why can't they hear me are they flirting oh i think i'm gonna die
00:34:45and i tried to tell him a lot of guys prefer to go meet
00:34:50angie
00:34:50jack jack what the hell happened
00:34:59all right man let's go
00:35:04so andre tried to kill jack that's what he says
00:35:08i mean he was delirious but i believe you i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay
00:35:14andre to stage accidents in the ring and elsewhere but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously
00:35:22and i know you didn't pay andre doesn't matter who hired him i'm still gonna beat his ass the same
00:35:28in the ring jack let me handle this all right if andre really is an assassin we can use my
00:35:33parents
00:35:34resources together i don't need you to solve my problems for me moneybags dude is your brain
00:35:39still lacking oxygen whatever man you said someone would need to see jack's competition to kill him
00:35:47right what if it is a tournament competition where you getting at i think i know who's got it out
00:35:58for jack
00:36:27gotcha
00:36:28being an idiot again jack
00:36:35a big dumb idiot
00:36:38i've got to handle this myself
00:36:41you know it's my first fight in the tournament and i've got a lot to prove
00:36:44what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:51angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over
00:36:55we gotta take a shot stop
00:36:59why won't you let me get close to you
00:37:04that sauna thing really scared me what if i lost you i don't need your help angie no one can
00:37:09do
00:37:09everything themselves vic wants to kill you because you helped me the least you could do is talk to me
00:37:16hey jack you ready to go
00:37:26andre gigante made sure he was not followed can i ask you a question
00:37:31what's with the whole third person stick were you dropped in your head as a kid or something
00:37:34andre gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for
00:37:41yeah whatever
00:37:48a gift place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist one punch to the chest
00:37:56and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing permanently
00:38:21if i can't beat andre gigante in the ring there's no way in hell i can be pax and whitlock
00:38:27ladies and gentlemen here in the road
00:38:30we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:35you've all heard the rumors they do him no injustice introducing in this corner the reigning reaper
00:38:43of the ring andre gigante ladies and gentlemen a slight change of plans turns out andre gigante will
00:38:52not be fighting this evening no no what are you doing dude stop andre gigante has done nothing wrong
00:39:23i don't care that he cheated i just
00:39:26i wanted to win i needed to win angie jack it's okay that you got help i had help knowing
00:39:35you were out
00:39:35there watching me
00:39:39that sounded a lot less won't be in my head
00:39:57uh uh uh yeah i need to take a shower i can help with him
00:40:10hey jack you see the look on your face when i saved your ass it's priceless man
00:40:17i know andre got disqualified but uh there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:40:23uh jack
00:40:37all right andre show me what you got come on
00:40:53that was great really just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:59come on that's uncalled for man you wanted to teach your street fighting right yet you're taking it easy
00:41:05with with with kid gloves i wonder why why don't you try that on me
00:41:11all right let's go
00:41:13don't come on here
00:41:17are you serious
00:41:18okay sorry did i take it too far because uh vic won't use restraint i'm not mistaken
00:41:28i want to try again look it's all right relax
00:41:34boys in my office
00:41:42call came in this morning your next match arizona
00:41:47wait what are you saying you two are gonna road trip together just the two of you let me get
00:41:53this
00:41:53straight this dullard attacks me earlier and now i gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:42:00how can this day get any better your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:42:15hey i was using that yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so i gotta build
00:42:20a
00:42:20pillow boarder they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck
00:42:29just go to bed man
00:42:37okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt angie like that so why don't you just
00:42:42tell
00:42:42me what's going on because we've been traveling all day i got a match in the morning i want to
00:42:46get
00:42:46some sleep i saw you and angie in the shower together after your last match wait that's why you're mad
00:42:53we made a pact man no one dates angie until the tournament's over you hurt angie to get back at
00:42:59me
00:43:03you ungrateful snake you only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your
00:43:06fucking ass
00:43:17i've loved it since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that
00:43:22oh god oh god oh i wouldn't know what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick
00:43:30around i'm gonna kill you
00:43:33i hate you
00:43:39police open up
00:43:42police open up
00:43:47hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great doing good oh it's just that i
00:43:54got a call for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both straight guys so you know
00:44:01nothing's going on here he did this to me because i refuse to be a little spoon officer what what
00:44:08i just
00:44:08i said i needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true
00:44:22this bed it's so uncomfortable i can't believe i had to stay here all night
00:44:31would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:36oh my damn some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:49finally some peace and quiet
00:45:00sleep would have been nice
00:45:07sleep
00:45:07off the roof start for young hopeful jack hurts
00:45:12keep your head up jack
00:45:23sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:39what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me i told you i cared for you and you
00:45:44go
00:45:44fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really
00:45:51then how do you explain falling for some random janitor jack is not just some random janitor i've known him
00:45:58my
00:45:58whole life we both have of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him i just
00:46:06looked at the guy a few weeks ago jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton
00:46:15he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him
00:46:24he just wants to be seen
00:46:33this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it
00:46:35i don't know if it's by some old vendetta
00:46:37but he's promised supernatural force
00:46:40watered by sheer force of will by norman halloween time this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:44he just could get back up it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:47:02you can do it jack you can outlast him
00:47:35i can't believe it jack just jack just won sounds like you've finally seen it
00:47:40now can you get back to the real reason i called yeah yeah what's the real reason you called oh
00:47:46there's nothing just big broke in here and attacked me in my home
00:47:53what he what yeah attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns out all that
00:47:58self-defense
00:47:59training really paid off what what what do you mean oh i got him gagged and hogtied on my living
00:48:05room
00:48:06floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:48:14what do you have to say for yourself buster who said that i came alone huh
00:48:27andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:48:37hello angie angie
00:48:42angie where are you i'll check upstairs
00:48:50paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say
00:48:56if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone
00:49:03hey jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care
00:49:07angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her it's both our jobs
00:49:18well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie
00:49:24she's safe we're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we if you beat all of us
00:49:29all three of you's you can go on your merry way enlighten me what if we lose let's just say
00:49:38what happens in fight club dies in fight club get
00:49:42you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you always have to be so difficult
00:49:53there two for each
00:49:57don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:50:09what's going on out there hey no talking
00:50:15i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if we have any chance of beating
00:50:18these guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not done with you yet
00:50:41these guys are unstoppable believe it
00:50:44crazy
00:50:49wow what a team now that fight
00:50:53your beauty oh
00:50:57it's too bad you know why because it's gonna be your last might as well save us the effort hand
00:51:03angie over now you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:51:26it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:51:33that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers
00:51:44but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak oh come on
00:51:50don't be a prude what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do
00:51:55you want to know
00:51:56why didn't you come over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're
00:52:01not man
00:52:04enough say that again
00:52:15let's do this arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it let's do this
00:52:22bitch
00:52:41this is for some new heels
00:52:47why don't you just give up huh
00:52:53andre gigante thinks you should slow down
00:52:55just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:57why don't we make them come to us
00:53:00hey shitballs i escaped
00:53:11thank you all right all right
00:53:17oh they're not so bad either
00:53:29i don't get it
00:53:30does she like me or does she like you let's figure it out later man
00:53:33we can both use some sleep
00:53:35man you have no idea tell me about
00:53:41which one of you is vic michaelson
00:53:47hey ma call the tournament rules committee
00:53:50tell them i got a lovely little video to show them
00:54:03you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor
00:54:08it's crazy i still haven't forgiven you for arizona you know
00:54:12we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:54:14looking forward to it
00:54:17boys in my office now
00:54:25i'm ruined
00:54:27everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now
00:54:31what are you talking about intel
00:54:33your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it
00:54:36they're kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:40what wait what are you talking about
00:54:42the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:46they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:50i guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:53who knew so that's it
00:54:56we're disqualified then oh no just one of you
00:54:59the other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:55:02and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're picking me right
00:55:07i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here
00:55:12i mean before this jack was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:55:16oh my god get over yourself man look i didn't mean it like that but jack
00:55:20come on if anyone deserves this play me for it then
00:55:24oh you're scared now buddy oh hold on hold on hold on
00:55:27oh that's perfect a fight by the rules committee they think you two aren't for real rivals why not
00:55:34give them a show huh we can even live stream it bringing money for the gym
00:55:39i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:45you can't be serious right now serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight i'm gonna lose
00:55:50everything i built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to have you
00:55:55but for
00:55:56you're the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good
00:56:04it's the only way paxton this is just what you wanted isn't it to ruin my life you know what
00:56:10why
00:56:11wait for the fight let's settle this right here right now
00:56:16stop angie we need to settle this right here which one of us do you want where is this coming
00:56:22from you
00:56:23what i want to know too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers
00:56:26at the
00:56:26arena is this for real are we for real if you have to ask you are still a big dumb
00:56:33idiot and you are too
00:56:36this drama isn't about me and it never was the two of you need to figure out whatever this is
00:56:43between
00:56:43you otherwise i don't want anything to do with either of you
00:56:59two childhood rivals in a fight 10 years in the making in one corner a golden boy champ
00:57:09to the god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash born
00:57:18rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books
00:57:25man you're gonna want to watch this you are gonna watch this live
00:57:34you know there was this homeless orphan kid i found living in an alley behind my school growing up
00:57:41he always wanted to hang out with me for some reason it really got under my skin
00:57:47he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose
00:57:50i remember it huh
00:57:56look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show we'll exchange some blows
00:58:03spit out some blood make things real dramatic in the second half you throw the match what
00:58:11i need you to throw it man i've worked my whole life for a shot at this time i mean
00:58:16all my parents
00:58:16investments all my best years would be for nothing if i get disqualified that's it man come on help me
00:58:21out
00:58:21here no no i'm not gonna do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you don't even want this you
00:58:27haven't
00:58:27worked half as hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm gonna prove today that i'm better too
00:58:31you want to beat me in a fight fine we'll have that fight some other day in some other arena
00:58:37but
00:58:38today is do or die there are people watching out there man today means something you don't understand
00:58:43man that's exactly why i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything we've been through
00:58:50you still hate me don't you
00:58:56why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:59just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone
00:59:04and now i'm gonna make sure you know how it feels
00:59:08i'm gonna beat you boys what are you still doing back here that fight's about to start
00:59:20maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:59:37i want a clean fight why don't you tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots whatever
00:59:45it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right and fight
01:00:02wow that's a lot of yours i thought you weren't gonna come
01:00:05i'm gonna bring myself to miss it
01:00:19you better give up now it's only gonna get worse from here
01:00:29hey i told you two i want a clean fight
01:00:36i'm watching you two i'm okay
01:00:45he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly
01:00:50he only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you
01:00:53he just wants to be seen
01:00:56do i need to win that badly
01:01:02here take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the foot
01:01:05what are you doing leaving some assholes posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know
01:01:11who so so i'm gonna call paxton's old man i'm gonna find out who's taking my money
01:01:17stay here and announce the fight
01:01:22jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start
01:01:26paxton seems very aggressive at the moment but anything could change as the fight has only just
01:01:32begun these guys huh i can't decide if i'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me
01:01:38it don't matter mama okay all the money comes to the family you know what they say the house
01:01:44always wins i should have known you two chuckle fucks were related
01:01:50enzo
01:01:52enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
01:01:57if anybody should be making money off of them it's me
01:02:16why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up
01:02:24something just happened paxton is down he seems injured
01:02:38what the hell paxton why don't you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do
01:02:45will you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real dude this is for
01:02:49real man
01:02:49i just don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and
01:02:54make it look good
01:03:01oh my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some
01:03:07other day
01:03:08i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even at losing what oh god oh god i'm done i lost
01:03:15oh my
01:03:16my stomach oh no jack's the winner no i lost you win
01:03:23my body man
01:03:24taxi won no i'm definitely definitely the loser
01:03:30it's a draw
01:03:43that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know i i guess we who
01:03:51cares
01:03:53good news the gym is rich again vick's plans they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't
01:04:03expose their little illegal gambling ring don't do that just send them to jail
01:04:10it's money
01:04:14okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:04:20not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if i
01:04:27sponsor you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament
01:04:35what's seven more continents right so long as this hope agrees we say jackie boy
01:04:51great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense class
01:04:59for this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be
01:05:05when used as a weapon
01:05:10hey future light hey how's class going really great
01:05:18speaking of now looks like paxton has found himself some groupies let him have his fun
01:05:26hey what are you all just standing around for the world championship fighters tonight come on let's go
01:05:45dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on still gotta win man dude has there ever
01:05:52been
01:05:52a doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on i don't know man i
01:06:01still
01:06:01don't like them but they protect the little guys they protect the little guys i get it i get it
01:06:12man i'm really glad we're friends man me too ready yourselves for the main event folks live from
01:06:19madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world championship
01:06:25finals you ready i was born ready
01:06:32ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy
01:06:40boys jack hurts and baxton wick long
01:06:43you
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